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# an apple a day keeps you lubed up and gay!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Ace!
What is the prgram you are using for these?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Inkscape
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# thats the baby!
:)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# downloads
will have to have a play about with it
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# its fantastic!
:)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# fruit vector 4
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ah,
I have heard good things of that program ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# it goes with the other program fruit victor 2
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# AH shit,
I haven't got that.

Where dose one what that so bad?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# fruit vector, victor, charley
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Have we got clearance Clarence?
Roger Roger!

Over Oveur!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Win 3.2 Fruity edition
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Fruit. NET
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Fruit#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# apple
gives you a bad tummy

very nice sir

did you get my new photo?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# yeah i did
sorry meant to say :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# no problems, you have your hands full at the moment
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# weekends are always fun
i've had a whole day of screaming 7 year old! bloody mad children!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# have you tried duct taping her to the wall and putting some over her mouth
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Nicely done :D
I love your inkscape work :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# cheers sir
i'm still trying it out - will have to try something more difficult :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Nicely :)

Okay, I now have a challenge for you: do a funny vector!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hahah
i dont really do funny! :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# This is really an invitation to all vectoroidz out there
give us funny vectors for b3ta 2.1!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# The inventor of gravity . . .
CHOMP !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i really fancy one now
i also fancy an apple! :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# This is what I see
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are a silly :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 100% improvement!
:)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Haha, thanks :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# mmm
better than mine
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# woo
thats chuffing ace! :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I like this :D
The worm looks a bit like a Megadrive character :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Stop being good!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I did
I've lost most of my skillz since the days when I made this
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# or mine
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Is that freebase?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# what do the Chuckle Brothers have to do with this?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I think I've just found the new botoxdude
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# haha, there's over 200 of them!
have fun
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I think I'll leave that to the otters

(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Pro teens !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Mmmmmm . . . protein !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# oooh! i like this one.
do a strawberry!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# oooh
good plan! :D looks for a strawberry! :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# this is a fake.
you blatantly didn't draw it as it's not a zombie.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahahhaa
dont pigeon hole me - i also do monsters :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Well I thought it was amusing....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This reminds me, bizarrely
of that SFW porn thing
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I am not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not....
:D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# it involves porn
it has to be good
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Fair enough :D
But it isn't really porn is it....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that salt and pepper look reminds me of my father
i do not want to live in a world devoid of Robin Williams :-(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Are you in the US?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# In the hood !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I get the feeling that he would try to shove his cock in your ear
SKUG EAT SOME THING IF YOU ARE HUNGRY
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I just ate the last of my 20 for £1 asda onion bajis
they were nice, I recommend them
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# give some to skUG, he is hungry
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that would be messy
I suggest skug gets a nice bag of chips

with either sausage or fish

yum!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Today for dinner i have eaten
1 x salad
2 x grilled tomatoes (with olive oil and sea salt and black pepper)
1 x lemon and honey and mustard (and mustard seeds) grilled chicken (marinated for 20mins before cooking)
1/2 an onion grilled
1 x bag of uncle bens rice (pilau or however u spell it)
mmm and a chocolate biscuit
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I had
Beef and squash curry,
rice
a chapati
spiced cabbage
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# He's having a TV dinner !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# nom nom nom
i only eat those at work when i listen to the radio (no tv at work)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I should get rid of the antenna . . .
so you can have monitors instead . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Literally, a picture for every occasion
It's uncanny
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] G'ning
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# this compo has died
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Probably`
But it's the first time I've been on here in a couple of weeks, so ner.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Send them all back to where they came from!
TJ : Jaffa cake triple-pack - half price at Tesco.
Oh yeah.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# That's my meals sorted for the next week, then
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# is this normal half price or Tesco half price?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Receipt says £1.28
And I say "Nyom nyom nyom".
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# normal half price
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Yet . . . so cheap !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# After all these years I have finally found him, the most important man in the world!!!!

He is called Brian and he lives in Swindon, which suprised me.
Well apparently I can draw tonight after all.
click for EMBIGGERNESSIFICATION (104KB)

(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I like your style
Can you draw a tiger?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# with lasers?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# No, just a tiger
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# sounds pretty weak, man
what's a tiger without lasers gonna do when it meets an angry herd of wildebeast in like some kind of mecha combat suits

hmm, maybe I'm channelling jollyjack here :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Its gotta have buzzsaws for feet
and a self righting mechanism and some kind of flipper to avoid the pit
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Add some chromed hubcaps and we have ourselves a deal
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# don't forget all the breats
those are essential
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Robot tiger with lasers vs vampire flying shark on the moon?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# now we're getting somewhere
:D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# In fact...
Cyborg ninja riding a robot tiger (with lasers) fighting a zombie pirate on a flying vampire shark on the moon.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I can draw a tiger and after tea I will
 
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# here is your tiger
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Nicely

Are those quetzal feathers?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Nice
for some reason this reminds me of the artwork of either Eastman or Laird, depending on which one was the writer and which was the artist.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Just to be confusing
They're both artists, apparently...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Eastman
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Laird

And yeah, I see the resemblance in artwork. Very nice.
Question : How does he get on the bus with that hat?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# feet first
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# He has the most appropriate headress in the world to boot !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# a slightly modified self-portrait
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# What did you modify?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# The amount of drugs involved.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# New lipstick

I'm quite certain about this
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *closes drapes in front window*
/ac
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Looking better than . . . . like . . . evaaar !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# omg keith chegwin!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Eh?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Also ITV bottom left of the stage
GIANT PENIS!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Screencaps or it didn't happen
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I dont have any way of doing that :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# you went forth and multiplied?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Making this was a train wreck...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Goodness!
**clickage**
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Cheers :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# This is not heroes
Stop stealing ideas from tim Kring

Or something
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I don't watch Heroes.
I never have.
Ever.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It looks a bit like the intro bits bit
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I have never seen it.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Never?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# why would you, it is shit
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Isn't!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# IS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I have NEVER seen it.
Not once, I've not even seen any adverts.
I have no idea what it's about and I don't really desire to watch it anyway, I don't watch much tv.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# It's about heroes
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ...that makes sense.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# the box of chocolates?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Yes.
They have to protect the planet from Quality Street.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Quality Street are a quality sweet!
far better than a tin of Roses.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# This^^^^
Toffee Penny FTW!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# eek!
I always found quality street to be the somewhat tesco value roses
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Its about people with super powers and bad acting
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# and its rather addictive
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I watch Desperate Housewives.
'nuff said.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *ignored*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Hahah, your loss ;]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# fucking shitty telekinesis!!!
*waves fist*

:D

if only that train contained magnets :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# "Always with the magnets!" - simpsons
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# "I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for these crazy kids and their fucking shitty magnets"
- Albert Frobdick, Esq. on his arrest at Marylebone station on the 2nd of April, 1902 for the crime of purloinery.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# it's better than mine...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# you've done that tutorial
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Cheers!
It's a good tutorial, but I didn't really stick to it.
I got bored partway through and thought "Fuck it, I don't need a tutorial."
I don't think I even read it to the end :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Linky?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Here ya go
psdtuts.com/tutorials-effects/create-a-powerful-mental-wave-explosion-effect/

I used the same guy, I couldn't be fucked to search around.
Finding a good enough train took hours D:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *fines you £200*
stay of the tracks kids!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# "harry potter you cunt!"
woo btw :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I still wonder how many kids started walking into walls at stations due to those books/movies :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# how many times did you try?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I've lost count now
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# lovely bubbley!
should be titled 'MEGASPANG TO END ANY BANDWAGON'
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Pretty cool actually.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Awesome work!
Absolutely amazing :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# the train has hit 88mph
and he had some serious shit running down his legs
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# everyone knows
you hit 88 mph and you travle through time
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# that is what the choo choo is doing
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Looks very surreal to the trained eye . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Bubble man is very lucky.
Nicely done.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Cheers sir :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Wrong kind of leaves on the line
or something.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Someone's put some pennies on the tracks.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# How lovely! :D
*clicks*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Thankee :]
'Ning sir
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# lovely work
but as a minor suggestion, I would recommend a bit of flying debris to give the train the look of being blasted, since it looks a tiny bit static. Maybe some directional motion blur too... although it looks like you've already got a bit.

/has been doing tutorials recently too, but hasn't had time to finish a whole one yet.

Bloody woo though. :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Ah damn, I knew I'd forgotten something!
I meant to add some shit in flying about but I lost track and it looked finished :P
Thanks, though.
:]

And tutorials are fun :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# epic!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I'm a rabbit in your headlights, scared of the spotlight.
Very nice. But yeah, more debris and it would be superb.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# 'Tis nice!
reminds me of Half-life a little bit too, which is never a bad thing. I've been messing around with so many tutorials lately...you got any favourites?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Have a shitty duck

I can't draw tonight I have the 'tard
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Dux!!!
I have a duck/rabbit somewhere
Let me find it

Found it
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ha ha 'whaleface, whaleface!'
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Whaleface?!?!?!
ARgh Fuck FIREWORKS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW JUST SCARED ME A BIT
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Are you having a 'Nam flashback?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# No, my window is open because my room is fucking hot
And I didnt expect fireworks
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# At least yours (kind of) looks like a rabbit.
Mines like some kind of goose, swan and shit mash up
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yours is good
I like its face

It looks like the pokémon, but I cant remember what it was called
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Shittyduckemonso
 
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Farfetched
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# dead duck :(
live rabbit
45 degree... dying rabbit, dying duck
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Its a bittersweet world
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# apply science!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ok.i'm having it now
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
Click for bigger
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# WATERSHIP DOWN!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# mmmmnnngg
oh right...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# a combo...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# DUCKROAST!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# QWAK!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# quite so
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Something about that quaker's mouth . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# something... inviting? perchance?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Looks a little plushy . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You'll have a little plushy
when the bo-at comes in
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Have a sitting duck
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
What?!?!?!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# HAhahahah
Looks like a Gilbert Shelton
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Or perhaps a Crumb . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ah
Oooh
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# "Hilary... I just thought of a new position for you."...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# so that's his foreign policy sorted then.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# In keeping with the current "show the guns whenever possible" foreign policy
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# carpet muncher
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# What?
Secretary of seamstressing?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# (trying to match that skin tone was brutal... i gave up)...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# prostitutions?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You what?
Those arms are unnatural
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Call of duty 4.99999999999 is very very good.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Ive heard different
But im yet to play the single player so cannot pass comment on that portion of the game
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Later that night...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# horrified...
...and yet she stays.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# of course she is scared, she likes the fanny not the cock
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# a bird with a willy? must you share your bookmarks with us?
:p
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# did you photoshop all those steroids?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no...
...he was born that way.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# . . . "and it's not the missionary one!"
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# it may involve bondage...
...(exciting visual!).
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I find this very funny, so I am laughing.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# success!...
...at last! (thank you).
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# pffft
starts with 6 and end in 9
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# there you go
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# thanks...much better...
...i shall hide my head in shame of my laziness.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I've just been experimenting with making wallpapers

Which you can use if you like from this full size one
The icons are supposed to fit in the film reels down each side, more or less...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# great
but your link does nae work

edit: thats better, but it ain't gonna stay as my wallpaper for long :P
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# yeah
just fixed it
edit: Fine, do what you want!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# the previous one
was mictoboys' Beauchamp vector thingy, which i have now lost :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# i love you
it's on my website
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Top tip: Make it wallpaper sized.
1152x864 is like no wallpaper res I've ever seen. Try a large 16:10 resolution.


Nice stuff though.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# me neither
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# haha
cheers| Only 14.6 million results...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah but
try pretty much any number combo at random:
www.google.com/search?q=1052x788
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# not much there
1152x864 is my resolution
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# oh noes! the resolution nazis will descend upon you
:D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# not without the x in the middle
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Pleasant
but I prefer mine.
Squeezebox Babe!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# That's the last time I let my Dad convince me to hook up to free Satellite!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Uffft
What channel???????
How can i see it!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# You need to point the satellite in the direction of the
orbitting Sporknik satellite. If you're quick you can catch Sig Sig Sporknik playing on MTVDinner.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ning lady!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# LOLZ spurs
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# LolArsenal :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hey sushi
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes.
I fully condone and in fact, encourage this type of thing.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# yes yes
visual candy
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WHAT!? That's INFINITELY preferable!


(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Spork Report!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# nice one sir
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# *wants*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# *shan't get*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Well I'll be sporked !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Miss Muffet and the Angry Angel wonders??????????


Is Photoshop CS4 any good??????
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Moody spider woman is laying her eggs.
Come back later.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Caesar Salad 4?
Woo to the 6-legged lady-spider
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Thankies kindly sir
I haz a few of these and planning on doing the definitive set soon
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# no!
Cheeseburger Supreme 4

I think I am hungry
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Enjoy
Thine munching, just had Cheezburger an hour back
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# verry cool
[clicked]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Thank ye most kindly
had the stock sitting for over a year on hard drive... only did one, making up for time now and planning scarier version in future shoot

(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# just looked at your other one
this 1's better

got a hi res 1?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Yep
check ang3lu5.deviantart.com/art/Miss-muffet-returns-103341667 thats the full 12" x 10" version
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# CS4 is all kinds of awesome.
If you've got a high-end NVidia card, it makes use of the GPU for the more fancy stuff.

280GTX, FTW.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Thankies.....
this makes my nipples explode with delight as i wait for it to arrive!!!!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# How high end?
And how ridiculously expensive is it now?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# £2,300 or £900 for an upgrade
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Yesh that is correct
Unless you are a Reetard who has been getting hold of things he shouldnt since 1984.....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Little miss muffet eh?


Woo to your pic!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Damn!!!!!!
Yours outshines mine by a few light years.........
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
As if....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# HAHA. Fucken awesome.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# pppfftt
great hearin' that song again
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# everyday!...
...don't like the curds, but hey...!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Would.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# me
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Lovely...
...and there seams to be nothing wrong with this post.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# OMFG
I fecking love this!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# heh heh!
i dunno if i'd make my sig so distracting, just for future reference. well done though!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# lol
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
/ac
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# lol smugnop
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hehehe
Good work
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Aligator mask cat has painted it brown :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# It's his horse mask...
cat has a selection of disguises.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# head fuck that kitty
woo, I like that a lot

*click*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# haha
ban this stick filth
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# your cowboy just pooped out a capibara head
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ET
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# BYOYING!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# thought it was the quo
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# clickalilcious
elliot tennis
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I have pulled so many faces trying to process this that my forehead hurts.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# FOR GOD SAKE MAN, PUT DOWN THE DUCK.
PUT DOWN THE DUCKING FUCK
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# that it lovely
W.I.P. this is going to be a sculpture of a martian from War of The Worlds


Click for bigger (48KB)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oo, clay? Papier mache?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Man glue
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# He'd better get fapping, he'll need alot.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# probably clay
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# stop motion w i p !
enquiring mounds want to see the evolution
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Get rid of the speech bubble
and change the text on his belt so it says "ANAL". And have the puppet saying, "So now you know how it feels, cockmunch."
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# what inspires a perfectly normal medic to become a proctologist ?
...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# This is some nice damn Inkwork!!!!!!
tho` i miss the point with duckie....... but I am a blonde so ignore me....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# In honour of my football teams win today
I present to you:

LORD FRODSHAM


(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Less of that
11th!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER



FIAL
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# He does have nice skin though.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# it will be all that cum that get shot all over his face
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I can't quite see that.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Did you know that fella there used to be a really good guitarist?
But one day a rock fell on his head. Now he can only play A Flat Minor....

Badum tish!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# they sent an army officer down to rescue him
but a rock fell on him too

he was a flat major
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# This is marvellous...
:D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Why thank you.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
Mackem Scum in Fucking huge picture shock!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Holy shit!
His head's bigger than mine!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Edit: Lovely happy flowers and bunnies!!!!!
Is that better?


ffs
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# It's not actually badly shopped.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Apologies, I was shopping here...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahah, what?
And is that a dead stuffed clown in the window?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# :D
Honestly, I have no clue - I just googled 'flounce', and this eventually came up. It seemed to good to miss.

I rather like it....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# vintage, no less
:)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Please could this be bigger
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Did you even see the big version?
Or are you just following the crowd?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I saw it, But didnt comment until it was too late
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Some of you guys must be sat with your insult already typed out.
Your response to a temporary screw up are virtually instant. The big version was only there for around 2 minutes.


I am thick skinned though so crack on.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# It's simple psychology.
Someone fucked up! Whey hey! It wasn't me! Whey hey!
/channel dave
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# That's rooooood and woo!
Is that that bloke from that new beebop band Panic at the Afternoon Tea Dance?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Thank you
:]
EDIT: Yeah.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Not rude
He's playing rock-paper-scissors.

Obviously.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Yes but he said my mum sucks cock when he was doing it.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Naughty naughty,
very very naughty!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Eezer goode! Eezer Goode!
'e's Ebeneezer Goode!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Es are good
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# You mean a band hid drug positive messages within their lyrics?
SHOCK!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# *writes to Ofcom*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# did they?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# fuck off of to you too
very nice :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Heheh
thanks :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# OH fuck you then!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# >:[
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
#
ò_ó
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Psycho eyes!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# 6_6
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Shifty eyes?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# E_E
*shift+e eyes*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# YOU WERE SWEARING AT ME :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# V for victory!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# HAhahahaha
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Lovely shading, not so sure about the hair scribbles mesen,
but overall looks very nice that!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah, I wasn't either.
But the looked wrong if I smudged them, so I just left them. Hahahah.

Thank you. :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Nice
I really like how you did the hair
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Nice...
...but needs blacker fingernails.

*EDIT* How rude of me... I forgot to click.

Click.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I am out of punnage now :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# No
Just no
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# At least there is no sign of immigrantlols :)
Also, just to annoy the mail further, it is a little chinese girl behind their heads ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ?o_O
Sod this I'm buggering off for a bit.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# All I got was the guy from 2 pints
I was buggering off not coz of you though:P
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# It is actually
Darren Day and Iain Lee :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Well I was close enough
laters peep
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# oh dear god no
but you managed to get two cunts in one picture
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Sorry,
is it NSFW then? ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# yes it is
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Well who gives a twoddle ;)
In answer to your question earlier, my phone is now in the repair place, but the twats are saying it will take 2 chuffing weeks to come back!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# go back and cunt them
what did you do to it?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Dropped it in a puddle.
But obviously I didn't tell them that!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# you stuck it up a chuff
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# If you need a quick warranty replacement...
...clear nail varnish on the battery contacts (on the battery and the phone). They'll scratch their heads for days and give you a replacement anyway (at least they do on O2, if it can't be fixed within a week you get a new one).
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It isn't really so bad,
it just means I have to use an old phone for a couple of weeks which doesn't really matter I guess :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell I'm guessing you're in the UK?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Aye,
fucking Carphone Warehouse!

What amazes me though, is that they have Express Repair shops which can fix your phone in 24 hours, but my local one isn't one so it will take 2 fucking weeks!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The dirty bastards!!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Pffft.
Neat writing he's got there.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hehehe - nice...
And also:


(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# i feel a pea comin' on
i'll wait till i get home though
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

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