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[challenge entry] Apologies
for weakness of pun. And poor shoppage.



I'll get my coat.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# lol needs more archie!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# That clock is 5 minutes slow
'NING!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah I was well pissed off
I google searched alarm clock and that was ther just a minute out. So I went as fast as I could:p
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# you're slow
I make it 9.30
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# My mummy calls it 'special' not slow
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# but
the alarm is set for 7am

has the alarm been going off for over 2 hours?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
Wakey wakey hands off snakey!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# 9:33
I DECRY THY SLOWNESS!

... although I do need waking up - what cofee do people reccomend?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I DECRY YOUR'S SIR!!
YOU ARE FOUR MINUTES LASTER THAN I.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# touche
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i've been up ages
i'm just doing my best to ignore you all in the vain hope you'll all just go away.

'ning, now piss off and leave me in peace
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *wees in your slippers*
morning
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# oooh who got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?
does mr grumpy want some golden grahams?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Can I have Frosties and Soy milk
... I like to confuse my mouth into the day
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# you still here?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# awww mr grumpytrousers
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *waves tea in face**
*tea may mean bum
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# RIP
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# ARF!
mind if I dump this Pearoast from 4am at the weekend? In return, have a click.
You crazy on-the-buses flashback you!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Listening to 6Music?
:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Silly Bela
Ther's only one music. The lyrical stylings of Chaz n Dave.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Nah, I don't mind avin a chat...
But you afta keep givin it THAT!



Cossss...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# You've got more rabbit at Sainsburys.
I went there today, was he saying she's mute?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Gertcha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# So is everyone hung over
Or does everyone have the flu? I think I'm coming down with something, it could be the plague.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I have nasal syphilis
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# No that's just your voice!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# no, that's throat clap
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I forget. You only have throat viginal warts:P
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Poor Reg... Legend


And NINGS! all
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Nings JS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Nings Bela...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# good ningles merry squire of the parish
how is this season's jiggle berry crop?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I'd answer
if I know what the sam hell you were on about... ; )
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# :) yet :(
Ningles peeps - have a cheeky totally unrelated pea from last night:

(click for legibly moon sized 230k ish)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nings Trelly!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hehehe
Reminds me of this
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# ...and fools never differ!
I did this last night too!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# WHO WILL ENFORCE THIS TRAFFIC INFRINGEMENT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# the Americans
with LONG pointy sticks!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# That's not a problem
Looking at the US's history with paying parking fines and charges in forgeign climes.

here
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I like the way
the earth is the 'right' way up. :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# He was like 192 or summit wasn't he?
Also another one that just appeared on the 1181188 thing.



Ther was just another one asking for the number for 'Sissy Maid Training'.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Demand a refund
You asked for prostituitets
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# \o/
TOPICAL CURRENT EVENTS BASED HUMOUR LOLZ
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 17th November - A Crow of Extreme Genius


As suggested by Earl Otterby
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:55, archived)
# REG VARNEY IS DEDA
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# VEG SARNEY IS DADA
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:23, archived)
# He's fantastic
Always time for CROW time round these parts.

And that would appear to be my 3000th message on this place!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Congratulations
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:48, archived)
# how can we tell he is of extreme genius?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:30, archived)
# He already knew what your christmas presents were
last February!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Now that's some extreme genius :)
how about a manatee of bewildered misadventure?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# He is obviously very wise as it looks like he's realised the ultimate truth and has gone doolally.
Unlike the lemming if eternal forgetfulness, the cunt.

(this is the sent time I've written this as I typed just before I came down to the office and must have forgotten to press send.
So a second 'ningles peeps.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# SteveBruceosaurus Rex?
Evening all... it's been a while since I last posted!

I was reading a football messageboard I'd surfed onto earlier today, that had a thread entitled "Photoshop Steve Bruce"

Inspired I was, but couldn't be arsed signing up for their board just so that I could join in, so I decided to Photoshop Steve Bruce but post it here instead.

Random eh?

Enjoy! :D

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:06, archived)
#
mmmn?

6. at random, WITHOUT definite aim, purpose, method, or ADHERENCE TO A PRIOR ARRANGEMENT; in a haphazard way: Contestants were chosen at random from the studio audience.

"Adhering to a prior arrangement" would've been signing up to the message board the original thread was on and posting it there, instead of posting my reply on a completely different website.

I stick by my orinal phrasing.

Anyway, it's 7:14am and I haven't slept yet.
I'm allowed to be frazzled. :)

I've got a doctor's appointment at 9:30am.
I should probably get some rest before then.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:18, archived)
# This is ace
Though I hate football
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:24, archived)
# yay!
i like this even if i dont know who steve bruce is.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# That's fab!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# ceci
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I drew people with Big Heads


Click for bigger (149KB)
I really should concentrate more on what I am supposed to be doing...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# you drew root vegetables that have grown bodies.
very good stuff there.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I see both Ant and Dec.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# the first robot i jizz is people with big robot jizz cum
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I enjoy this.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# oh, they have big heads.
look at them
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:10, archived)
# No, concentrate on this
These are great. :)

I can't get enough of this
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:13, archived)
# I've been looking at that on and off for the last couple of hours.
It's destroying my will to live.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Indeed
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# I'd go on a quest to see that she had no underwear on
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Your sick
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# That is very addictive.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# They have big head's
I like your drawing, I would not like to meet your drawed people.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:14, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# charlie brown in 40 years
depressed, lonely, and contemplating suicide?

Did snoopy take the lovin' away or something?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I really like this
I like it a lot and I clicked the I like this because I like it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:00, archived)
# IT MEANS BUY ME ONE OF THESE PENS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Saw that earlier.
They're frigging woo they are. I'll blow petals in your face and tell you you're pretty if you buy me one.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:05, archived)
# The top row looks liek radiohead!
these are great
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# HE'S GOT THOSE BONERS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:45, archived)
# The robots I saw was first thing bukkake.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# david bowie is like woah man dude on total face repeater forver he is like oh to be the cream what a man what a man what a mighty good man.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# He makes me want to shoop shoop shoop
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Quite.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# don't you know, you make me wanna shoop.
whatever that means.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Shoop means
to shit into a condom and throw it onto your neighbours balcony.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)
# i had a moonage daydream once
i freaked out
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# where's his bibbly-bobbly hat?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# IT MAKES BRUSHING FUN.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# IT IS MORE FUN TO GET TOOTHPAST ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SMEAR IT ON MY FACE LIKE WAR MAKE-UP AND THEN PISS ON MY NEIGHBOR'S DOORSTEP AT MIDNIGHT WILST HOWLING LIFE ON MARS.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I'M GOING TO POO INTO A CONDOM AND THROW IT ONTO MY NEIGHBOURS BALCONY.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
# TELL HIM TO
Order now and find out how to upgrade to the Deluxe Chrome Finish.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SQUEEZING AND AIMING
I ALWAYS SQUEEZE TOO HARD AND AIM TO THE LEFT.

WHY OH WHY OH WHY WILL NOBODY HELP WITH THIS PROBLEMS.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)
# YOU JUST SAVED $75.
also, too bad it's all flash. i wanted to save the gifs.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
# that's the best picture i've ever seen
ever in this world ever
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# what is this crap.
i bet you invented it. you're like billy mays' lost cousin.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# I DID INVENT IT BUT IT WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT FOR ASS-SORE CREAM.
MARKETERS HAVE PERVERTED MY MISSION.

forum.hyeclub.com/archive/index.php/t-50.html
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# that was pretty weird.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# What idiot thought toothpaste mess was a problem to be solved?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# He's so sexy.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)
# BLAME CHINA
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)
# yeah it was those stupid tiwainan kids. those dumb idiots.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# THE SECRET IS VACUUM FORCE.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# beddy byes for bowie
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# DEER GRONKPAN
RE: SEX

I SENT UR MESAGE TO LODES OF PEEPL AND U SED I WUD GET SEX

I HAV YET 2 RECEEVE SED SEX

SORT IT OUT

URS,
RHYMEY
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO TEN PEOPLE
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# innit!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I GOT SEX THREE TIMES TODAY USING THIS METHOD.
THE SECRET IS VACUUM FORCE.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# meow meow meow meow meow
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# The first thing I saw was robot bukkake.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# well now you're beyond help.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# haha
why isnt her head exploding
EXPLODE DAMNIT
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I WANT CHICKEN, I WANT LIVER
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# haha............aaaaargh
well done-now you've frightened me
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Olla
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# herrrrooo !
spiffing this, what.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:19, archived)
# 12W?
her hat is too small.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# :)
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# The first thing I saw was robot bukkake.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I know... :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# lully
innit
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# loverly
!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# nice work.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# gosh!
:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# How to make your fat dog into a seal
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# THAT IS A STUPID FAT IDIOT.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# he ate until he died.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# the dog died.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Yay, seals!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# they're happy too
it's infectious
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)
# that'll see off intruders
nice anim
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Cor Blimey, Guv, that's really well done.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# fat dog is fail
fuzzy puppy is win
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I want one
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# PUPPY!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# "what did you just say?"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# i recognise that dog seal
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# uh oh wereseal.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# A red head chick and her violin.


Edit: she is also bothering Macchu Picchu a lot.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# it looks like one of the proclaimers
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# So unfresh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# look out
she's got a violin
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# they are safe -she cannot get past the mountain
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# we still on dianarossauruses or has it finished?
*remembers paste*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# needs 9000 penis'
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# THAT WAS OPRAH, MAN.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# OPRAH NEEDS 9000 PENISES?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS, YES.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# JESUS SUFFERING FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# i wonder i Jesus would give Oprah 9000 penises
if she prayed for it hard enough..
/wonders
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# SHE WOULD NOT!
I RESIGN!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# EVERYONE NEEDS 9000 PENINESNESS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# good sir
can you spare a PENINESNESS?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# but i only has
one peninesness, and if you take my peninesness then i shall has no peninesness's at all.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# happenisness,happenisness,the greatest gift .....
so said mr harry(happenisness)secombe
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# needle nardle noo
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ATTACK OF THE 50ft DIANAROSSAURUS
please, not the 50ftwoman wagon again
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# BRING ON THE WOMANWAGON!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# NO NO NO
PLEASE NO. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# BRING ON THE WOMANWAGON!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# *KICKS IN THE NUTS*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# oooooohhhfuckin'ell
bring on the ...ooohgodhelpmenuts
bring on the -wheezes- womanwagon!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
HAPPY B3TADAY!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# lols 1000 posts.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# what are you talking about?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# A year olds and 1000 posts. Lets dance more.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# shall we darling ^^
-waltz plays-
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I fell down. My legs must be poorly.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# then use SPON(c) leg cleaner
for lovely shiny knees
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# KNEES AREN'T REAL, DUMBASS.
They're leg elbows.


Edit: as it's your special day. I will draw you something. What would you like?

Edit: YOU GET NOTHING. I am tired.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# *Peas*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# YESSSSSSS!!!!!
oh my bollocks
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# oh don't start this up again.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# break my tight hole!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# (i lik ehtis *
goodnight!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Apparently drugs are bad for you. I just heard it on telly. Watch out, guys. Watch out for drugs.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# i blame DRUGS!
(yay)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Okay, but seriously - I think this is an issue we need to discuss. Okay?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i AM trying to cut down on the yay's
..i only woo on the weekdays and yay in the weekends.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# SIT IN THIS WHEELED CHAIR. WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE CLINIC.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# YAY!
..I mean.. WOO!?!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I'm afraid it's going to have to be amputated. Here, eat this tasty Blu-Tac.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ooh,jelly babies
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Eat these staples.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Drug induced love!
woo!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Why are you subterranean now? Also, okay seriously this drug this isn't good. I will totally phone your GP.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It's alright, I was out getting pissed with my GP on Friday night.
Also, I've always been subterranean except on b3ta. Tis a nod to subterranean homesick blues/alien.

God i'm mashed. *apple juices*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# APPLE JUICE IS LIKE THE WORST DRUG MAN. SERIOUSLY, BRAH.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# except pot
that has creative benefits. so I am told
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# You're thinking about pins. Pins have creative benefits. Handfuls of pins.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# This is my favourite thing I've ever drawn.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# THIS IS RIVERGHOTS.
HE IS A DRUGBUM.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Rimblegoats is drug? Bring harpoon. We catch Rimblegoats and sell his trumpets.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# look out
he's got a drugs
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# He cannot. He is in drug prison.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Pacman JUNIOR?

click for 4bit.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# This is exactly how microbiology works.
FACT.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# very nicely done
'clicks from me'
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# My GOD... In all my years of research Ive NEVER seen a virus capable of reproducing this quickly
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Its lupus
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# It's never lupus!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# It was once...
We need a lumbar puncture to find out.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# from Pacman
to Ms Pacman
to Pacman JUNIOR!
..it is a mystery.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I would solve this mystery but I am PLUMB TUCKERED
Goodnight internet
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Night Koba!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# night night
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# A click.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# shall we dance? :D
/listening to goon show blog
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Yes!
I fell down.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# he fallen in the water!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Rumblebottom in the water :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# seeds of creation
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Eleventh Hour FTW!
very nice :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# SonsoffilthINC presents..Spiritual Showdown!
This week,Samurai Curtis versus The Pillsbury Doughboy


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(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Nice!
As there hasn't been a fresh post in a while, I am gonna head off to bed!

Night All!

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# bye,fresh monkey!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# a whole four minutes in fact
p.s. you spelt fresh wrong
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Exactly!
Far too long ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# epic battle
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# oh man I hope his insides taste of cookies
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# GO DOUGHBOY GO!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Ive basically had this dream before but it was the 18th century
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# hahaha!
sweet!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# He's aiming the minigun the wrong way
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# there's a steel wall behind him
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# THIS IS A DRAWING CHALLENGE FOR PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET


CRACK OPEN PAINT, DRAW A DINOSAUR AND SHIT IT INTO THIS THREAD

GO!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I WAS ALREADY DRAWING SOMETHING. BUT AS IT'S YOU, I WILL DORW A DENOSOWR
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# YOU SHANT REGRET IT
THIS I SWEAR
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i peanusaur!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# GOOD HEAVENS!
RON JEREMYOSAURUS! RIGHT DOWN TO THE MOOBS!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# YOUR DRAWINGS CONTAIN MANY PENISES
Is this like that time Mr Garrison became an author and just wrote about forests of penises?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# NO. IT'S ANTHROART.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# OH SORRY, THAT WAS REALLY INTOLERANT OF ME.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Ahem
You spelt dinosaur wrong.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# HERE'S ONE I PREPARED EARLIER
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Done a shit is my new favourite thing to say.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# CAN THIS COUNT?


1, 2, 3...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# SKUGOSAURUS, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# THIS IS HOW THEY ALL HAVE DIED
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# the CAD
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY CHAIRS HAVE HOLES AT THE BACK SO DOUBLE POINTS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# what
is that mouse doing?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It is shagging a bone.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ahh
that explains everything
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I can't draw, is this ok?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# well, it's ok in the sense that it didn't kill anybody
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# How about now?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Now THAT was a fun time to be on b3ta.
BEWARE
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I WAS GOING TO DO THIS MYSELF TO SAVE TIME BUT, WELL THIS IS PRETTY COOL TOO
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# HAHA!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HERE'S ANOTHER I PREPARED EARLIER
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# LEOPARDOSAURUS, THE NEXT STAGE IN MURDEROUSNESS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# FRESHOSAUR IS FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# THE RED DICE SUGGEST THAT HE IS LIVELY
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# that is the happiest and freshest dino I have ever seen
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# HE IS EVER SO FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I also have this
DINO
And this

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Maracasaurus
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# HAHA THATS AWESOME
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OH YES!
GO MAN GO!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# SHAKE IT BABY
PARTY LIKE ITS 65000000 BC
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# On a related note, I have samba de amigo on the wii.
I AM SOME SORT OF MARACA VIRTUOSO
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# as you wish
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# THE TOP HAT DENOTES AUTHORITY, THE TINY ARMS, FRUSTRATION
EXCELLENT
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I was going to and then I got an awesome idea and now I have to draw that insted
But it's for work and it'll involve a dinosaur although i might involve a robot instead because robots ARE cooler
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ive seen a robot dinosaur, it was in a museum but I dont think it was as old as the dinosaurs that wernt robots there
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Robot dinosaur?
Pfft. That sounds shit
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# This dinosaur doesn't like .zip files, apparently
Photobucket

I can't draw dinosaurs, when I do, this happens.

I don't know what it is either.

I might got and make the white bit transparent in a minute. Done that.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Clearly, he is the happiest of the green dinosaurs
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Thats not a car
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'm drawing a car
But I haven't finished it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Is it fresh?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I. Love. This.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# here
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# More like, tricerEMOtops, amirite?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# he was a doomsayer and no one believed him, they could have survived if they listened.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Wow trhats awwesome
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# no trhats horance the dinosaur
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I always imagined he would be circumcised
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Also this
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# and this:
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# ITS A DINOSAURVALANCHE!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I LIKE DINOSAURS... ALOT
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# some say he lived several million years ago
and that he's rather a pain for the creationalists to explain all we know is...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# God put the fossils there to test our faith
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# god put faith there to test his fossils
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# dianarossaurus...bin dun?
sorry can't draw dinos
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# boing
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# CRIKEY
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# sexy
and kittins?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# haha
This is begging for freshness
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# O Rly?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Freshtrooper is fresh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# PUKE SKYWANKER!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# You can leave your hell mutt on !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# WHAT.
Also: I fell asleep for three hours and I awake to nought but fresh?

THAT HORSE IS DEAD. HITTING IT WON'T BRING IT BACK.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i must say she looks far more attractive in the second one.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Yes i know it's ripped off from something I did before.
Shut up.

Photobucket

I love you really xxx
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Nice!
But needs more fresh :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Christ, not that again..
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Too late my lovely!
Too late!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# DO THE HANDS IN SLEEVES SHUFFLE
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Lack of Fresh is un Fresh.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# BUT ITS NOT EVEN FRESH :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
also, is it possible to rip your own work off?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I like you. You can stay
I'm not really ripping anything off. It's just spectacular laziness to meet deadlines.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# :D
wait a sec, I have something for such an occasion


from a hard drive far far away
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# :D
How spectacular, I was waiting for someone to repost in down there *points*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I remeber that !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ah, woulda made more sense
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I like it up here
It reminds me of the spooky coincidence
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# weeeeey
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Pissing minds.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Another lovely duet !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# smashing!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I like them.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Animate it.
NOW.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# No. I have much more important things to do.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Do it, its like the macerana, only fresher
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# This fresh thing is shit
Stop it, b3ta
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# You are lacking freshness
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# No, I just realised it wasn't funny in the first place
let alone the eight billionth time it's been dragged up from the shit bandwagon pile.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Totally Unfresh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Important things my arse.


THIS IS IMPORTANT.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hallo ma baby, hallo ma hunny
hallo ma rag-time gaaaalllllll
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cheque please!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# JUMP IN THE LINE, SHAKE YOUR BODY IN TIME
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# NIIICE!
B3TAN TO IT!

yours animates better
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# You're fucking awesome, you know that?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# :D
I love you too Mr Spider
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Light headed house all in a row . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Proper Gander


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(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# but
is it FRESH?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ARGH FRESH PISS!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Fresh is Fresh.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# This is a reasonably good bw.
Go on.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# AT FIRST I WAS LIKE THIS IS THE WRONG TABLOID YOU ADDRESS THEN I GOT THE JOKE AND SMILED
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Pfffft
this has a distinct lack of fresh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Needs more Fresh.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# YO!
MAD FRESHNESS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Out Freshed! :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# your logo is funkier
a right proper gander
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Fresh, Fresh, is Fresh, Fresh, Fresh.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

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