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# Today being National Ironman day and all...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# OK, minor threadjack
Was this anyone on here? Go on, own up!

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7737223.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Thought you may been some clarification:P
mi⋅nor
   /manr/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mahy-ner] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. lesser, as in size, extent, or importance, or being or noting the lesser of two: a minor share.

EDIT: Also If Mohammed can not be depicted. How do they know it's him?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# maybe you been some clarification too?
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I was in the process of editing that!
Was going to strike it through and put major afterwards, thus satisfying the need for comparison. My thingies didn't seem to register!

Then all I got was a mouthful of pedantry!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Ooo you need registered thingies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I know that now!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# by the same token
i david thorne one of ours?

spider drawing sent to bank to clear overdraft that i've just had mailed to me, seems very familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# it was in the newsletter
hello old fart
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hello yerself, that's where i'd seen it, ta
and a little less of the old if you don't mind,
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# and have my embassy burned? no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# God the BBC are shit
What a pointless article
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# What I love is
that South Park did it once and nobody seems to care.

Even now!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ooh new South Park
*mininovas*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Did he use his Nectar card?

in other news, I have Monster Munch for my lunchy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# No coz he's not an idiot and doesn't like having all his shopping activities
monitored and his details used as a currency.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# no waaaay
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ironman FTW!
Huzzah!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Back to the 80's
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# oh noes
it am borked

/fixed now...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# waiting for it to animate
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
*makes noise*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
*breaks joystick* :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Still not at the shops is he?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I told you not to waggle it so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# haha yes :D
the joysticks we knackered with out Speccy ...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hehehe, awesome.
Ad the logo to it, and It's a new t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Mite
make that addition later :D
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Tape Load error?
There's another hour of my weekend wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ha ha great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yay 8 bit
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Simply superb!
I love 8bit tape art!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# thanks, me too! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I think I had this one
I done recorded it on my mobile phone

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Borat says...
"Very Nice"
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# not too far from the truth...
ooooooooold skool
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ispired by
www.b3ta.com/board/8950533



Etc
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# "may contain cd"
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# the may contain cd
is not his :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# That
was their bit, I just couldn't be bothered to find the image from somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# as i cant see the image in the link
it was either spazanonic or riverghost.

\And i must begrudgingly laugh at the joke
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# 'twas riverghost
and ta
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yes maybe she should explain he used my image.
So can't make claim to that gag:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# shit..
thought you were somebody else,
and almost shot you.

;)

"what?! this .jpg?!"
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Shit..
you thought I was someone else and nearly shot me
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# not nearly
almost
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# COME ON BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Needs more timber-filled lake

and possibly lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Justified and they're ancient
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# mu mu
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Surely "may contain VD"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
May contain CD! You're a funy one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Because I can - that's why!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# That is about as logical as this!

wtf!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
*orders twelfty*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i think this is your regular pea
for my pea :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# As night follows day

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Sprinter's Cock Paste
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Pfft!
I love Andrew Motion :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *ding!*
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :(
But he is very clever about poetry and stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# He is.
I just try not to miss opportunities to use unwarranted, homophobic abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# But(t)
*ding*

Double gay.
You want fries with that Your Gayness?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hah
don't know who he is but I admire his attachment to the lotion
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# The Poet Laureate
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It cleanses with the lotion
or it gets the hose
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You should have seen what I was going to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hand lotion?
I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Auschwitz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# USE THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I just spent far too long on this shite pun...


*hides*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# pffftt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# haha clicks!!
hard
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# thankyou!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ...all of you


(:
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# all of me?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Sorreh
I meant all of yous
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# haha iron faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Haha :D
That's very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
IRON THAT MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha
silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Thank you bucket.
I used to be in a band called Bucket Fanny. I will draw you a bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Ooo hippy bistro!
Your first bday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ta
I am but a b3ta babe in arms or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Nappy Bird Tray!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha! you lose!
Blow Bob Kely!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# With Shatners Bassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy

* You cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha What a happy fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# TANK
POO
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# happy day of the burning wax!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# cheers
duckie
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Well done on staying enlisted on a website for a number of years!

I mean, happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# haha
I are clever.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
good 'n steamy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
You should be ashamed of yourself!:P

EDIT: Why is it always when I'm off work. I'm going to have to have a word with a Saffa guy, who I had reservations about then he arrived, as the other guests are getting a little annoyed with him preaching to them and 'trying to save their souls'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i know how you feel...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *shakes head*
deary deary deary deary me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha
i entered this in the recession compo. nobody so much as groaned!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# we had a recession compo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ja
b3ta.com/challenge/recession/
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# \o/
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I'd buy that
for a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's Ironman day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# pfff
nicely :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Excellent Stuff
*clicks*
(lordy lordy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hooray!
This Iron ning I like
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
this is absolutely wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# well it got a click from me
so all worth while :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# my friend did this for halloween
HE WAS TONY STARCH
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha, as did i my friend...
as did i...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# A Walrus/Fuckpig collab
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Oooooh!
Triffic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# check your gazing box :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# very nice!
*Click*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nice
There should be more collaborations around here.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# im going to raise taxs,and lower nurse's skirts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Errrrrm.
ERRRRRRRRM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# oh noes
you seem to have turned into a microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Oh no! Spontaneous microwave transmogrification!
HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYMERRYMERRYDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *ting*
WHERE IS MY PRESENT
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# HALF FINISHED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Okay.
WHERE IS MY SONG
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# thank you Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I'm going to raise cocks, and lower morale

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm going to raise hell, and lower hems
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm going to raise money to lower your shorts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha this might just work
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I only just noticed the gurner,
and it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Oh god
This really shouldn't have made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i should have done an
animated gordon mouth-twitch-breath thingy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Embarrassed engineers at Boeing eventually realise their design of the new Smart-737 has a serious flaw...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Pfft!
Also, THREAD RUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hehe cute
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# JIMBO!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Maybe the wings are stored inside
for aerodynamic purposes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This is so crazy it just might work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# brill!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm sure I flew to Spain on one of these
Bloody Easyjet.
(Ed Can Do, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ROCKETPLANE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
many woo's!

i tried this ones, and it was hard work!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Heh!
It wasn't as hard as this...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# the hard part is the background :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# inspired by bilbobarneybobs' post


Click for bigger (58KB)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha so was I!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# utah? needs to be much bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# it's one of thousands of buses
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# String beans to UTAH


TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE!
IT'S VERY SAD!
Bust yer ass
To deliver some string beans,
Deliver some string beans,
Deliver some string beans,
To
UTAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i used to ride the shortbus!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Full of cheese - or is it Pie??
(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Now this is more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# You sure?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Well,
it is more like it surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# wedges
not cheeses or pies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# so gonna to get caught :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# agoraphobic squirrels
with tits :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Perfect indoor pets.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of the first time my cats stuck their heads out my back door into the big, wide world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Cool
Each one of these strips just leaves me wanting to know what happens next.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Are those the same clothes that Kat was wearing when she was kidnapped?
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ahh yes, yes they were.
Don't mind me.. as you were...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yep.
In the comic, she was only kidnapped about 10 or 12 hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah, I get it now..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *reads JJ's Sig*
*Googles*

ARGH!!! MY EYSES!!!!!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Jesus, you're not wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# o_O
O_o
o_O
O_o
o_O
O_o
o_O
O_o
o_O
O_o
o_O
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# The horror, The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAH :D
*evils*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Kind of a picture request....
She'd get there quicker if she rode a Segway
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Since my last one was too shocking....(For some b3tans)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
#



*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
#












Mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
cries a little
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yes
That was worth a new thread.

EDIT: Did b3ta just freeze up there or was it a glitch in the Matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# QUICK! GET TO A PHONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# its engaged - what does it mean OMG WHAT DOES IT MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# did you see the same black cat twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Coz it wouldn't shag on a first date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# glitch
my reply appeared double and had to delete one. Also I just saw agent smith flying past my window.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# needs more goatse
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Youre like a tesco value dexionplexis
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I actually prefer Floppy Donkey to Dekion.
But then again, that isn't saying much....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i didnt say i liked either of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I would never accuse anyone of that :D
But at least Floppy Donkey doesn't post pics of bloodied war children.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# should I make an animated gif about that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Do what you feel is right, mate. I can easily ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# jesus, what crawled up your (hairy) bum today sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# your mum lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hehe
Jesus, the zip/zop joke... got me two ignores(confirmed) by some. Is this a good or a bad thing on b3ta...*not sure*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *waves fist in furious anger*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# What's going on today?
is it a full moon or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Full moon, half moon, total eclispe!
*eats jaffa cake*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *searches desk*
*Swears he had a jaffa cake here a minute ago.....*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *waves hand*
These aren't the jaffa cakes you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I think it must be.
The annoying thing is though, these posts get more responses than your majestic pic below!

I meant to ask you about that,

Why is the wall next to the bear baiting transparent?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Do you mean the timber structure in the back garden?
on the extreme left?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I mean this bit:


I was being a silly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Poot!!! You had me there for a second!
You big silly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I assume it's a good thing that I can't load this picture.
Afternoon everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# So now we're being cunts to n00bs that are within the filesize, not massive pixel wise
and have a correctly drawn cdc, replete with 3 hairs per bollock?

Tough crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8950668
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm not a total noob, just a prick...
I don't understand..a cdc is a cdc. Whats happening for gods sake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You posted an animation featuring a man with a hideous facial deformity for shock value
Then you had a bit of a flounce and posted it again a few minutes later replacing the face with a CDC

It's not difficult to understand if you have a few brain cells to rub together
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I know what I want for Christmas


but I've got no idea which bit of my brain came up with this... the broken bit probly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Your brain is a wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hello Toaster!
How are your ear lobes this fine wednesday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# They were fine, but now I'm actively thinking about them they might be sore.
May I enquire into the well being of the back of your knees?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Slightly tickly if I am honest with you.
However, whilst typing this, the itch has moved to the caps of my knees and down my calf muscles.

How peculiar....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It's
evolving.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *phones David Duchovny and that black dude*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# the bit rooted in the '80s?
isn't he dead now?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No
he's hugely successful in internet radio now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# as good as dead then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# still got more money thatn I'll ever see
if that's as good as dead, then kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Thats not proper money
American money is wierd. It's all the same size
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# it's all I could find on google
stirling is king obviously*
*your currency may go down as well as up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
edit:oh.... that doesn't say ladbrokes... i'll link this then

www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-24-elvis1.png
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# it gives you a reason not to feel bad about giving money to tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# post it properly!
I was going to use the Ladbrokes logo, but I couldn't get the capital B to look right
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Heh, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The Daily Mail taken to its logical conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# "Blah blah blah, cunts"
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I wouldn't
even wipe my arse with the Mail but woo none the less.
(Ed Can Do, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# The only newspaper (apart from the SUN) where....
....if you wiped your arse with it, your arse would get DIRTIER.

*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Apologies to Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# why is Vader molesting that trooper with his big white cock?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# he just is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# fucking perv
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# He's feeling the power of the forcekin

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Why not?

spacy sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Cue random quote.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# It's a Star Wars joke
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I gathered that much gimboid!
What is the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# seams quite good
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# quick and dirty
like me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE
AND A TRACTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Beep beep!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# U's the force?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# not quite
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Arrrrghhhh!
Lord Vader. Only U could be so bold.

Arrrrrghhhh! The spang is strong with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Aaaaarggghhh!!!!
I liked it better when I didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# NO U
could be so bold!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Oh fuck
that is painful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# The Mk I wasn't nearly as advance as the later models.


Yam it Ironman day?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Simon says.....
NO!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# RED BLUE BLUE BLUE YELLOW RED GREEN
but prefer bop it! twist it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# is this a pearoast?
i think i've seen it before
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I've seen this faked photoshop before
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've seen this response before
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've seen this response to this reaction before
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I've seen this thread before
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i've seen this notifcation of seeing this thread before before
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I've seen this reaction before
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've seen your momma hang her tits on the line.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I did too!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ah but!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# INFINITY AND BEYOND!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# my eyes!
sloooorrrrrrp
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Vista!
*spits*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# NO BRIDGE
FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# OMG
adobe humour!!
(ganainm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I never had a Simon Says toy
disadvantaged up-bringing me (didn't have Hungry Hippos either)

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hungry hippos was a game for children too stupid to play a game with rules.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Why do I find your sig so funny?
Is it your speed dating list of words that describes you?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was telling the story of the sig at the last bash
Lots of people ask about it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You were looky!
I 'ad shoebox in middle of motorway!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I could only dream of aving a shoebox int middle of motorway...
I would carry on, but friends & family have taken out a court injunction to stop me reciting python jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# OK THEN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that simple simon?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I had one of those but I still couldn't do it because I'm colourblind :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# By crikey this lettuce is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ye gads!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am still loving your sig by the way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# FFS!
DO they have to say that before EVERY programme?! Of course it's made by the BBC! THey own half of the channel!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Y Fank U!
They say it every bastard commercial break so it kinda grinds into your head somewhat...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha Love it
likewise kitty never tried to eat blotting paper ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HA!
I did a doggy anim on a similar vein but I've kinda lost track of it now...

*edit* Oh wait, it's still on your profile, you mong:

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha fantastic "zomgdrugs" face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# go on
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Stable door? Check. Bolted?... Ummm....
(FieldingMellish, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i just read this story
it made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# oh jesus fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yuck
put me off my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
that is brilliant - Office lol
(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# the cupboard in a public toilet is NOT an office
;p
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# because b3ta isn't some kind of shock site like fucking 4chan

and that's why you can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# amen to that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# testify brother!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# It made eddie laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# 4chan
*adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# and it's only shocking if I put a picture of your mum in the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Mum jokes, the high brow humour for the discerning gent!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# and you are just another shit stain on the maternity sheet of life


ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# its amazing what various users see as the level of acceptability in b3ta
ive always seen it as anything goes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# unfortunately
I have the impression that lately there is way too much convergence
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hear hear
shock tactics are not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# christ almighty!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# fuck off to fuck
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# An olive branch to MontyyouterribleCUNT

I'm really sorry
(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ok
enough's enough. 2nd apology accepted.
Try not to fuck it up this time.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I wont I promise
Eddie is all happy now
(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Thank you to both of you for sorting this out.
But in future, please leave your rows in existing threads or off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# haha
hes so gonna post another picture of your missus now
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha ha no chance!!
I'm not the troll you think I am, i promise
(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Oh come on Eddie!
Can we leave this malarkey off the board please?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh ffs
Fuck off! YOU ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON, NOW STOP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^not this^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Sorry fella
I call bollocks on the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# shenanigangs
shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HIJINKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
it's a different spelling so it's allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# HiJinx
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I don't understand.
Troll?
(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hopefully an ex troll
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Self trolling
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# now you are trolling
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# !
please do get to fuck, if you even think you can try that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I am not Eddie Fingers
don't accuse me
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8950538#post8950651
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# this is shite
fuck off

you cunt
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ^I appove of this sort of thing.
Hasn't the gimptard been banned yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# pleurgh - I HATE OLIVES
you horrible cunt!

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY ... with pork pie in it*


*DON'T do this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# also
I like olives -- which means I'm a grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Only adults like Olives, Wine, Coffee
and Blue Cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

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