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# have a scribble


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(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nice!
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# cheers sir :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# :p
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# thank oo :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Yay, and have a Kestrel:

^Clicky for biggerization (178KB)

I took just over five hundred pictures during this afternoon's shoot, this guy was simply lovely :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# No, dogs on wheels
a horse on wheels, what a silly idea
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# lovely birds
I saw lots of red kites today, but they are hard to photograph.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Absolutely mate
photographing birds in flight is extremely hard; I must of deleted about a hundred of this Kestrel in flight, even with detailed instructions from the keepers where he was going to go
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# yeah tell me about it...
Click for bigger
try using manual focus to do the same thing!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# wheels on horse!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hummmn . . . it's going rather cheaply !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# they bend if you go over a bump mind...
check out the vids on youtube - gee i forgot what they called.... ahh yeah fugitive - awfuly bendy... unlike my dads old dax off roader
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Kinda articulated . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Certainly is.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# theres loadsa them round here at the moment
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Med Gulls?
I'd heard there'd been a bit of an influx over the summer, but that's quite nice. Not the commonest of gulls.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# It is hard this time of year, because it is cold they are moving about to much to keep warm
I did manage to get some great shot of a Blue Tit feeding of a fat ball, when I got home
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i've got giant fat balls :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Feel the power !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I think he needed this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Woo
Superb, I got the impression he was looking at me evaluating my worth to be in his presence
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Proper Kestrel !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# POSH BIRD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# SHOOT?!
Don't tell me you killed the poor thing!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Likey likey :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# that is lovely sir :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# thats ace!!
;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Whos that supposed to be?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Some woman, can't remember her name now.
I'm too busy listening to run dmc to care :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Ver Cute !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh great . . . a BINGO parlour !
Nice . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# it is a whore house
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Great . . . either way or both . . . I brought entrance fees !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# that's really cool
more please!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# there will be more
thank you :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# cool! here, have a lolchurch as reward
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# A pock a lips . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I like that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# what a nice happy scene
I bet there's ritual satanic abuse going on somewhere in this image

:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Yeah . . . it's called . . . passing the plate !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ecto-Plasma TV for sale
additional fees payable for exorcised set

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# brilliant
it can hold its own remote
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# That is a very weird concept
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Wouldn't a spot of blue tak be a much more efficient idea?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# plus blue tak wouldn't keep changing the channels
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# no, it'd just heckle and demand you put Corry on
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Will that hand hold my pizza's ?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# For £3, yes.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'm catchin' on quick !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# but what about the model''s?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I like them all's !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# very
oods
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ARGHH.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# WOA!
*Hides behind curtain*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *spots feet sticking out*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# does that come with HD?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Why would you want hanging drapes with a tv?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# just fussy I guess
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# thats ace!
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# looks like it is going in for a bit of fingering
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# drops pants!
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Thing from the Addams family has upgraded from a box.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I hope it hasn't any dead pixels
Did you use a spirit level to get it straight?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I prefer your flash stuff.
I like this muchy.

Does anyone know what program(me? someone correct me here) Happytoast uses for his MisShapes?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# He tattoos them on his cock
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Oh good, i thought so, must torrent that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I seem to remember Chris revealing he's a Paintshop pro guy
no idea what you mean by MisShapes, mind
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# On his website they're called misshapes, but the same thing with his zombies and everything.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Ah
gaz him, he's good at being a nice guy and responding ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# How did you do that . . . you said the same thing twice . . .
without being blocked by the block filter thing-a-ma-bob ?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# It looks like he's heading for a header !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Immanent doom by the looks of things
...and level restart
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I checked it out . . . it misses !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# He's supposed to jump on it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Wow . . . that is a challenge !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
You're fucking ace :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm not sure . . . but I think that Microwave meant this . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# giant apple on a stick thing!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i got stuck on that level of manic miner for ages
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Just for
Old times sake
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# horse on wheels!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# oo!
close but no tobacco product
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Horsery !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Mosley hosery horse japes
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# 'allo Svenno.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Swim Homer, swim
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# this is real tuna
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *jumps over from /talk*
Anyone use GIMP that can help me with a small (I think) issue?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Cheers buddy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Happy Birfire !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You can't piano tuna.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Tuna melt . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I like to singa, about the moon-a and the Tun-a and the spring-a,


I LIKE TO SINGA.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# That's-a no moray !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Have this prime piece of poorly-shopped procrastination,

Original

I'm going back to my stupid essay.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# he appears to be giving birth to mouth apples through that confusing device
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Supposed to be a yard of ale :(
Not sure why I spent so long on it, really.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# oh
ah well

my powers of observation are no help

I'd be like "CARLSBERG!" and we'd all die
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# On the Titanic?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# yes, that very thing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Doing a Yard
BB King holds the record........
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# The filename gave it away . . . Blowin' Glass !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Ah yes, you broke through the code I used to come up with "102800HNPMw.jpg" then?
Stupid enigma machine, was harldy worth sending my crack team of commandos in to get it really.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Haha!
He's cheating. He's circular breathing!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Nice
good luck with your essay :)

Have some sea spluff


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(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Cheers :)
I really like that, looks like a photo from a scanning electron microscope.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Cheers
I took it at Felixstowe this morning. Too cold!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It's gonna snow
*childlike delight*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# it's gonna snow
*childlike fearhatred*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# nice
i've got a nice photo of mini waves lapping a mini beech in snowdonia last year, was testing out my camera's fast shutter speed under natural light
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# mini beech? like a bonsai beech tree ;)

where about in Snowdonia?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I need a yard-of-ale
glass.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# why he drinking piss?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Keeps his lips moistened
for playing the trumpet
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Rage against the machine,


With real petrol and a real Buddhist*.




*statuette
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Haha, thats awesome
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Buddah was only singed, despite several attempts.
Nasty webcam due to poverty.

As a result I will be reincarnated as a slug or perhaps mouldy cheese.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I have no means of taking photos so I cannot enter this compo :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I LOVE mouldy cheese!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Like this one
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# bad karma...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Oh yes!!!
I was addicted to 'Flaming Monk' back in the day.

Woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# yay for burning things on this cold night
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Burning stuff is fun, pyro is ace.
Wore leathers to light the solvent though, big flashover.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# yay!
a handy tip for todays burny obsessed arsonist

:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Rage with some marshmellows !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# that's..
.. Willo the Wisp..
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Angry drunk hobo cat is drunk.

And angry.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# haha
win
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# angry drunk hobo cat
is freaking me right the fuck out
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# i know that cat...
...but i ain't gonna post it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# At least he can count to too . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# And to two, too!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# He should be wearing a tuu tuu . . . Desmond !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# And remember, owls can't chat each other up if it's raining
Too wet to woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Oh dear.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# oof!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# owls don't woo
they're notoriously unromantic bastards
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Twits.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# they are
they also shit you up mightily if the fly directly at your windscreen when you're driving down a secluded country lane in the dark.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Like moths to a flame . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Very strange when seen flying in the woods.
Barn owls look like ghosts and fly silently.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# that's what it was
a bloody barn owl! i nearly shat on the passenger seat!
my date was not impressed.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Country lane... late at night... with a date...
Come clean now, were you out dogging?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yes
yes we were.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# What did the others say?
pffft
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# woof.
they said woof.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Any development on the internet availability front?
I believe you're off-line from Dec 13th.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Remember kids,
Just say no to catnip.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Really like this.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
Catitude!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Nice beard action
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Sexy isn't it?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Its given me the horn
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# everything gives you the horn
i know, i've been watching you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Well being watched by you gives him the horn
So what do you expect?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# um.....
horn?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Well that's sorted that then.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# no, it hasn't
i always expect horn, but i never fucking get any!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *has horn*
*gives horn*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# yay! horn of my very own!
i shall take it with me, as i am now off to my sister's for a week. 'bye!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Swim
you yellow motherfuckeruperer

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Who dyed his hair green?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Science!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# You can't argue with that!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# doesn't stop creationists
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Ding ding ding ding ding!
We have a winner!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# where's the rescue copter...
...forget i said that!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# already
working on that for pt 2
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yes but a boot in the balls goes:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# speaking seriously, is anyone actually religious here?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# what do you mean by religious?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# This^^^^
I myself am a Catholic....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# all religions are lies...
... everyone thinks their religion is true, so everyone must be wrong.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# But surely that depends on your interpretation of religion?
I myself am a Catholic, but I don't believe in Jesus being magic or owt.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# it's whatever you believe...
...and what you believe is wrong. What i believe is wrong also. Any true religion would be uncomprehendable to our minds.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I can see there isn't any point getting into a discussion here then....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Sounds more like philosophy then.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Jesus was a X-Man.
100% fact.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Not me,

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# He's getting all wet . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Bobo . . . like to play with his nana !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Stargate gorrila!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I like bobo
he looks great

:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# do not do that
you have broken /board
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# that banana defies gravity...
...O_O.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# it's the endangered......
Venezualan Antgrav Nana

read it in the Daily Mail
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Contains helium peels . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# All bananas are endangered...
...because they rarely make seeds any more, so each banana plant is a clone.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# only when bobo is around
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Bobo's breath defies majix !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# What a clever gorilla
Woo to his skillful banana skilz
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# He likes to . . . hummmn . . . what was that term you used the other day . . .
Edit: Oh yeah . . . he is treasuring his nana !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# magenta blob
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Barney the dinosaur?
*shudder*
she's pretty
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# yes
she is very pretty, but barney could turn her head
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# -_-
she so shy.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Yes she is pretty.
I decided not to mention it though, to avoid looking like a perv on the interwebs.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I didn't make the effort really
*ahem* PHWWWOOOOOOAAARRR... *obscene gestures*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# That's better.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You better be rubbing your thighs!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# will someone elses do?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Only if it's done at random, without prior consent.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# what, a little bit like rape
but at random?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Thigh rubbing isn't rape. It's sexual assualt. Big difference.
about 10 years in jail difference...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# 10 years which way?
due north?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It's too late for me to avoid that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# very broad shoulders
just guessin'

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'd google her!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# This will be the Daily Mail's headline tomorrow.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# "JAPANESE BRIDE THROBBING COCK SHOCK!"
Like this you mean?
*edit: Actaully the word "japanese" probably has too many sylables for the Mail.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# they would go with Japs
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# This is true
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# She almost covered her eyes so, in the Sport
Japs eye covered in magenta cock shock.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# "SHE NO SUCKY SUCKY"...
...more details inside!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# She's so delicate, pretty and photogenic that I think I'd rather photograph her.
Than anything else.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i'd rather make her my sex slave...
...but that's just me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# oh, thats what that is suppost to be, a cock
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# no...
...a magenta blob... i think we all know what the real ones look like.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# she's high fashion... note the shoes...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Oh my.
Who is she?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# she is...
...626017...(that's all the information i have on her)... :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Surely 32 - 22 -34?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ta
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# SCORE!...
...an excellent source for...uh.... source pics.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Well she looks young for her age!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Have a nice gif!

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Why is the robot beating him with a giant oreo?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# ROBOT IS ANGRY!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I want a giant Oreo now
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# awww... that's just mean...
... you leave Peter alone!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Dinner for two !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# yeah... they're in a restaurant...
...and this perv pulls out his magenta.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Get's mole flequent fryer mires . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Not bad manners . . . good grief !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# *stinky*...
...tee hee!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Solly
.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Stay on target!
I thought that said "autism landing..."
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# YAY COOL.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# and then...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# That looks a bit like the moors around these parts.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# you'd think the local council would put a little effort in and clear up the debris from intergalactic wars
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# yeah... why do they keep coming here?...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# my guess, for the cheese
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Good looting though. An x-wing can provide excelent central heating for four different homes with it's engines.
And, you know, we need it up north.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# bah, if we need heat up north we just rub two colds together
etc
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# i just slice open a Taun Taun...
...and go sleepy.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# yes
I do that all the time
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# You're gonna have to explain this one sir!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# what do they teach them at school these days?
*composes list of happy primes*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Ris?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I worked there.
I didn't believe in it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Pfft!
You silly :D

How do Squiddles?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# good ta.
you?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Not bad.
I have decided to go out tonight and play pool and get drunk! Woot!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hehehe
How much does being mud pay?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Not much
It's dirt-cheap labour, you understand.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# It's dirty work
but someone's got to do it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# But some people get filthy rich.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Where there's muck there's brass.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That pun is filthy!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# His plans are s(f)oiled!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# and his name is now *drum roll*
mud
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Gah, now I'm all in a *mud*dle.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# No need to fret it's o-clay

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# *groan*
You sod.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# You'll get turfed out with language like that.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *racks mind for suitable pun*
*fails*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That's usually me
TJ: I turn around for five minutes and the All Blacks are suddenly in the lead?!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Never mind that
the hours are terrible.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# SPANG!!!!!
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body?

ALSO: I did a version of this one I think.
ALSO: woo :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It's the best source evar.
Epic hair.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I really like how you did the lips
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Lies!
You obviously haven't seen my photos of Beth!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# e_e
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Looks like free hand to me.
No rulers ;OD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha
listening to sweet & tender hooligan when i saw this!
good job
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Morrissey
compo it!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# How?
He's not an album cover...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Who cares?
He was in a band and always insisted on being on the album cover.

..and it's better than any of the tat I've compo'd

:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I hate Morrisey, but I like this!
Nice work missy!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks. :]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Cor, look at the eyebrows on him.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Morrissey's an emo twat who has delusions of being a poet
but this drawing is most woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# No need to be so restrained {;-)
As much of a self important twat as John Cooper-Clarke.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Pffffft
thanks
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Gordon Brown
Brilliant.

Needs more manky eye.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Traditionally it's the first thing you make...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# :((
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# What?
I really have no idea what's going on here.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Oh, I get it.
I get jokes!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I think
you have a semicolon missing. Woo though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah
If you put all the time together I've probably spent weeks of my life looking for punctuation mistakes that only a machine cares about.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Aye...
...I nearly failed an assignment because I forgot to "Cascade constraints" in Oracle...

My database was sound though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# LOL MIG WELDING!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Weld one
sorry - well done
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Are you going to strip down to your leotard and dance for us now?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know what that means in this context.
The answer is yes though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hello
welder
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hehe,
Geeky lols.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A Black n Red pad a sieve and some self raising flour


...well you wouldn't want a plain entry would you?

awaits spang......
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# whoa!
did you make a stencil?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Admits stencil flour interface situation
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# not complaining
looks like a good stencil!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Just printed it off and got the old scalpel out
Scalpel + Flour? All you need is water and its "cut and paste"

awaits another spang.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Stop the comp
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# You've declared that about 50 times since Thursday ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Lies!
48
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# That's very nice of you to say so
Joliet.... Jake? Blues?

sorry if being obvious
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Nicely deducted
:OD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Ta RWW
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I've just realised this must have taken considerable effort.
Well done!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Well it was spend time doing that
or watch England get dicked by the Springboks

not good

ta
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# This is ace.
Well done Sir. Woo.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ta
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Quality
The compo needs more of this sort of thing. Fantastic
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Cheers BS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# no spang
just a slap

nice work though sir
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I consider myseld slapped
.....usually have to pay for that sort of thing........
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# you'd be surprised
at the number of people who get off on my slaps :S
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# haha
slapper!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Whoa!
That's ace!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Great
"Black 'n' Reed" surely
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# if i could be anything that flew
i would be a bat and come swooping after you

genius
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Order yours now!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Jujujust a walkin' the . . . what the hey ?
I hope it doesn't bite . . . I'm not sure if they've got shots for that !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Yay for animal :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I'll take 10
and that's my Christmas shopping sorted!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# this deserves more coments...
...you are ace!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I know this is a bindun...
...but mine is completely IRL and practical, I only used tattyshop to resize and crop the image.



I even fired the old girl up, had a few problems with BASIC crashing on boot up, but I eventually got her stable enough to do this:



I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it :)

*EDIT*: The SCSI cables in the background in the first shot are completely circumstantial... I'm an engineer, these things tend to breed and multiply when left in plastic boxes for several months.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Krafty work indeed !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Arigatou gozaimasu!
I had a f*ck of a job getting my camera to focus on the CRT in the second shot, it insisted it needed to be blurry for some reason ><
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I am also having that problem
with my Sheikh Yerbouti lego man :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Could try Macro mode
and setting the Aperture Priority manually. Or use Focus Lock, that's what I ended up doing.

Not that I know much about these sorts of things, I'm an engineer, not a photographer.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# The brightness of the words on the screen will create blur.
Try changing the contrast.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Well what about the lego, smartarse?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Stop bullying me :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# She doesn't have a contrast adjustment...
...only intensity. Too high and she looks blurry IRL. Too low and it's not visible. I found about the right balance, but my camera just refused to focus properly.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Your camera will see the light more intensely than you will.
But if you already played with it then it might just be your lens.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# It's a Fuji S5700 Bridge Camera
So I can't really do anything about the lens, except try cleaning it I suppose.

My old Kodak compact had the same problem, I ended up cheating and compositing a shot because I couldn't get a good shot.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ooooh,
that's awesome!! :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Ta!
...but you're probably too young to recognise the machine I used -_-
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# That's a Commodore.
:]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# it wasn't made in 2001 though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Nope.
1977. Which makes it older than me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Very astute!
Nothing gets past you, does it?!

It says Commodore right on the casing.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Does it?
;]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# not seen one of those in a while!
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# It was given to me...
...by the Centre for Modern Languages at work. I guess they'd bought a 486 by then (this was 2004). I've got dozens of tapes with hundreds of bytes of language tutorial programs written in BASIC. This old PET is a bit faulty though, there's some corrosion on the logic board, and I think some of the massive 8KB of RAM may be faulty.

At the same time I scrounged a BBC B+ (64KB version) and a double-decker 5.25" floppy drive. I've had them for four years and I don't think I've even switched it on. I don't even know if it has a DFS or ADFS ROM installed, although it's likely given that the two were together.

/Retro blog
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Oh good work indeed, sir.
Been on a massive Kraftwerk binge recently.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I think...
...computerwelt was their best album in many ways, before they sold out and went all digital.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I prefer TEE and the stuff with Neu!.
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# TEE was OK...
...too much vocoder though. Die Mensch-Maschine was the best example of their analogue stuff I think, IIRC Computerwelt used some computers for sequencing and that but almost all of the sounds were still analogue. Excpt for the Speak n Spell samples. ( I think they were also using a Fairlight CMI on this album? Not sure)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Like it!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i've got one of them!
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Old computers ftw
*click*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Doh!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahah, nicely :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Cheers
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Mr Chips!
Oh wait...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This is excellent :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Woodohyay !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

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