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# Because The Twisted Omentum told me to

Anyone noticed the "Maddie" news section on their website quietly disappeared a while ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, nice foot
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Thanks
I have a matching pair. They did get into an argument recently though. One left because the other was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# pfft
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# "quietly dissapeared"
seems to just happen when she's involved

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# pfft
shows all toes page 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# nevermind
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# that man has a big catface
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# CATPANCE!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Evening Toasty!
I want to poke the bigger of his eyes. But the it might pop and drown me in greenish fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Berkeley Breathed?
nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# For those of you who need cheering up...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(Cloudane, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# :D
Glee turtle is gleeful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# have a smug bastard
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Needs more croissant
Mmm croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# This is a glee with TEEFS!
I like it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# one should always teethglee ^|||||||^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ^[][][][]^
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# this cheered me up no end
well done lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Cheers! Happy to oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# :D
*officially cheered up*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Today in the front garden
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FgKKZAoOW7A
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# he's a hungry little chicken, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# it is bloody cold here, and they eat a hell of a lot all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# aye, tis becoming nippy out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Thanks :D
*shivers* anyone got any heating oil they don't need?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Here:
*squirts all over Skug's face*
*lights*
*runs away rubbing myself*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# oh dear lord...
that sounded like a really bad porno...
you forgot to say "i've come to fix your plumbing"
ewww!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Sunday nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Haha, why the long face?
Also, Discomeats requested a fear molecule down there.. so I give you:

1,2 cyclopentadiene, 3,6-methyl, 4,5-ethyl benzene
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Ha! Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
THEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# GAH! Do you mind?
With the pissing and the quicker response times..
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# hahahaha chemistry jokes :D
is that three benzenes?
or one benzene and two sulphur molecules?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Teh Fear?
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yay!
it looks lethal!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Probably isn't too good for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# can it be used for evil?
or will it cure all known diseases by accident?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Carving
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Surely
1,2-dicyclopentadiene, 4,5-diethyl, 3,6-dimethyl benzene?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# so the bartender says to the chemist,
"methyl, I thought you said Ethyl" **

LOLOLOL!!!!!1!!

**not a real punchline
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahaha shit
The big/little chap looks just like one of my old lecturers:
www.cardiff.ac.uk/psych/images/image-59286-web.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# John Tickle has been bleached
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh John Tickle
whatever happened to him
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# He died.
Horribly, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I had some Estonian larger today, it was the best larger I have ever had and I hate larger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# What was it larger than?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeee
john tickles cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
*orders second helping of same*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Superb as always
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Couldn't you just post something utterly rubbish for a change?
This is great, as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I've got that role covered if you don't mind!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# And not one sum completed.
Detention.
You can do your maths homework after school on monday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Fire at F17! Have I sunk your battleshipwoman?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# my battleshit!
now I'm out of floaters!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# stop being so talented you cunt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Baaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ahahahaha
stary sheeps
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# FELDMAN!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
Claudio Paulo Pinto
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I raise you
Kim Goodman
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that's great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I hate it when sheep gang up and do that
:D

edit: that is brucking filliant

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Hehe
Farmer: "Baa humbug!"
Sheep: (Reaction above)
(Cloudane, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# aww hell naw!!
pffft!^2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I know this looks rubbish, but it's made in code, not PotatoSwap...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Some sort of terpene?
It's all organic to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Fight, fight
which branch of chemistry is best, let's settle this finally.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# PAPIER MACHE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Welcome to "Papier Mache 101", please put on your safety goggles and start soaking your newspaper in the starch solution..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# OC v.s. AC v.s. PC?
Round 1... FIGHT!
(Jokel, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Inorganic for the fireworks.
Strontium red
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Coordination polymers FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It's just a random thing.
it's C1(C(C)C)C=CC(C)C=C1
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# C1(C(C)C)C=CC(C)C=COMBO BREAKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# SCIENCE!
I love science, it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ah,
1-isopropyl-4-methyl cyclohexadiene?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Quite right.
Unfortunately it doesn't look so good at small scales...

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# this is almost resembling the fear
make a the fear molecule

and it will be scary science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# 100% real.
I have seen they do this before.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'm not fucking Spartacus either.
Nice line-test down there by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Awwwwwaaaaarrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# All the better for nibbling your nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# awwwwww, iddy biddy little
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHKILLITKILLITKILLIT
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Reminds me of Fizzgig
i189.photobucket.com/albums/z312/GirdleOfMelian/fizzgig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Haha yep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Big burp squirrel belches belatedly.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Real Piss in my Shorts?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# AAAG!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# awwwwww look at the widdle squi...
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# squirrel scares
*runs back to mummy*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Neon Bible
(__, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
pretty accurate!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Tsk, what was I thinking, posting at the same time as a squirrel animation.
I'm a fool to myself.
(__, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# /board is fucking shit
you should know this by now
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# On a Sunday when people have better things to do
it is
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheeky
I think Fraser means no computer art packages at all, not just no Photoshop - otherwise everyone would just use Paint.net/PaintShopPro/Gimp/etc etc

Nicely recreated though, you should have run it through an online glow filter though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# It snowed last night!
So I made a snowman:



Just realised how bad a photo that actually is (I don't have a camera, just a webcam built in to the top of my laptop).
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Spectral snowman.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Pencil test


Just a quick (ultra-optimized) pencil test, to see if all the elements on her head were moving along and if her eyes kept aiming the same spot. The second part of it (turning right) isn´t complete.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Wow,
looks great so far!

Make sure the throw the finished thing up here once you're done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I wish I could do stuff like this
but it's all effort and skill and shit and it's hard :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# that's a cracking bit of work
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Neji-kun!
Nice work.
(Cloudane, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Homage to Roger Dean on a Sunday


Click for bigger (23KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# it is aspiring to great heights!
etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] RHCP BloodSugarSexMagik


I made this from glass paints a few years ago and used to have it on my school planner.
Glad it fits this compo too.
(itisi shhh, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Aww you got pasta sauce all over it.
I don't know the album but woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Pasta sauce!
Supposed to be roses but were hard to define with "red" as a colour choice.
:)
(itisi shhh, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You don't know the album?
I dont even like RHCP and i know the album!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# If it ain't Glenn Miller it ain't music!
Nah, I have just never knowingly seen the cover of it.

sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# fair nuff
Glenn Miller is quite awesome. As are the The Brian Setzer Orchestra and Cab Calloway
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# This is quite woo this is.
and the only thing school planners were ever good for.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# If only the topic was customised stuff from school.
I have some amazing planners and notebooks...
I might suggest this.
(itisi shhh, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# This is true...
I've got all sorts of useless crap from school
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I thought you'd made it with blood, sugar, sex and magik!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# :D
That album was probably the single most formative influence on the last 10 years of my music addiction. I'm glad someone did it, I wanted to but I couldn't work how I could do it. It certainly gets my vote. Woo to you, ma'am!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Sir!?
I am entirely female thank-you very much.
(itisi shhh, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Whoops!
Sorry about that, I didn't look at your profile, edited it now! Either way, it's still fucking great.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# The wonder of editing.
Now I look like the crazy one. ¬_¬
(itisi shhh, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Just edit your's!
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Today, I am mostly waiting for the stupid Athens login to work

How are you spending your Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I have banana bread ale (which is very nice) and Albondigas, made from Redsushis recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I have chicken soup
And it is horrible :(

Edit: wow I'm a grumpy one today.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# chicken soup is always crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# just ponder how the chicken feels about it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# He feels just souper, I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# cluck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# [Probably gets a bit overwhelmed when taking its life in stock...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that joke is fowl! fowl I say!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# trying to draw chemicals in a blackboard/chalk style using our new jchempaint architecture.
while simultaneously using the project as a test case for my "renderlabs" meta-project.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That sounds WAY more exciting than my essay
Tell me more!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Everything sounds more exciting than an essay.
Why not throw the essay to the /board get people to contribute?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Well here you go:
“Economic sanctions are an ineffective tool of diplomacy, and do more harm than good.” Discuss.

But not a lot of jokes can be made from that to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# We should be careful, it could end up as the next compo.
Brains could get damaged trying to photoshop that question.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Chemdraw 3-D sucks balls.
Try making something octahedral in it...
Sodding organic chemists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hmmm. Interesting..
I wonder if jchempaint could do better. Or Jmol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I've tried a few programs now.
I guess I can just about do most of the stuff in Chemdraw 10, but for somethings,its a graphics program only:



Soon to grace the inside of the next issue of Inorg. Chem.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Drawing Christmas cards
Will post one later
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# For all you former Spectrum users

I loved Dun Darach and if it was remade, it should look like this (I reworked an original screenshot).
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Top notch.
More of this please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# thanks
Yeah, I may do other old favourites like Fairlight.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Treasure Island Dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I want to make a computer game that looks like this
about some guy

who does stuff

and then stops

for a kip

and then does other stuff, it'll be top class entertainment :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES
More of this. With Lady Q's unlocked.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Too obscure? As if I care.


RIS?

PS whatever you do, don't search for "moid" on Google Images and then go to page 2.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# URGH
too late, that's really REALLY grim.

Edit: here you go-
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# haha
I told you not to!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I did it before you put up the disclaimer
Was trying to de-RIS myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# why are supervillains so shitty?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Magenta leotards.
That's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Grodd the super-gorilla?
No! Anything but that!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# He is thuper
thanks for asking.

Edit: 'Captain Cold'? How utterly unterrifying is that? Does he just make people a bit chilly? Or infect people with a nasty case of the sniffles?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# He's in a gang with:
Professor Stubbed-Toe
The Mighty Grit-In-Your-Eye
and Front Door Lock Stiffen-Boy
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Don't forget Nefarious Lord Talks-loudly-on-a-mobile-phone-while-on-the-bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# is he related to "Evil Excellman exclaim-about-the-figures-on-his-laptop-on-the-mobile-while-on-the-train"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yep
and "The Terrible Lady-who-won't-move-her-bag-to-let-you-have-a-seat-because-you're-wearing-a-hoody-and-she's-read-about-your-sort-in-the-Daily-Mail-so-you're-obviously-a-thug-of-some-kind"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Now he is pretty terrifying.
He also has the special supervillan power of "play crappy music through the shitty speakers on a mobile device...on the bus"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# even though they have sufficient organisational structure to form a society
it appears that at their meetings their villainness cannot be used for productive villany and they must resort to a traditional country style punch up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
When they go to commit a bank robbery, one of them shouts "RUMBLE!" and they all just pile in.

They really don't qualify for the 'super' in 'supervillains' do they? They're just villains, if that...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I suspect real villians just scorn them and call them "overdressed miscreants"
and then go about explaining their plans in detail to the captured alien prince/british secret agent/laundromat repairman as required

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# prob bundun shirley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I'm sure a similar joke's bindun.
By myself if no one else:

www.b3ta.com/board/8963294
www.b3ta.com/board/8963332
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Have we had a Sun headline
"You don't have to be Maddie to appear here. But it helps"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# do it!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# The guy with a plank through his head, or the telephone handset one?
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# can't see the bloke with the plank
It was the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Try taking off the the safesearch,
It's quite impressive
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Argh!
Holy fuck I only saw the plank guy!
I went back to check about the telephone one WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They're both on the first page for me.
The handset one even shows up with safe search. :(
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I had safe search on.
And the phone picture seems to swap from p1 to p2.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Haha,
So corrupt the internet is
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hello...
... it's for you
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hello...
Is it faeces you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I see
well done
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# pass
the mindbleach.
please.
(magaski has been lactating since, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i only saw three pages of graphs
and then the guy with a lump of wood through his head and the chilean people sticking a phone headset up someone
/jaded
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Sorry.............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ris?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I like Gordon Brown.
There! I said it! Do with me what you will!

(Also: fnar! to the picture...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Oh get a room, pffft
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I didn't say I want to bum him
Though I do, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# you did just then...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *grim thought*
would
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# We shall burnth you as a wytche!
;)

Or maybe someth of the old salts here will Bummeth you as a Wyche!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# bumeth?
Edit: Damn! Did you edit? Or did I just not read the whole post?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# No Bummeth
it's like Bumming but with Meths

*edit* I think I was in the process of editting as you was in the process of replying. Therefore a ninja edit/premature reply situation.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# It's a standard weekend then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Yes all is normal *puts on rubber glove*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ris? I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# The government are all Morons

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Do do doody do do do

A badly dancing church, must be Pentacostal, they have no sense of rythm.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# On a Sunday?
Oooh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It's St. Shakin Stevens church
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Because I am one
Photobucket
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# WOw!
Have you read the compo spec?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Best tagline ever!
The amazing adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caeser! Woo pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Wow your Digital Camera is borked
or maybe *tum-tee-tum* you didth shoppeth it thus!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Sublime!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Is it today that we must speaketh so? For I fear that most every capricious rogue...
.. shall jumpeth upon this dray of minstrals
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Verily tis Sunday, though not being of religous ilk
I doth sayeth that talking thusly is most amsuing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Maybe it's a brass rubbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# First post FAIL
Why not try reading the compo question?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# calm down pal......
i was drunk and thought i'd post it, 'll take it fucking down if offends you so much!
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Totally calm, just standard /board nastiness.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Allied Gunships over El Alamein, North Africa, 1942
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think you'll find
it was April
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# may actually, this is a flyby patrol during the aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# My mistake
no, you're correct I just checked
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# My Grandad was there
got skincancer and the shits from dates. Top man.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# wasn't he a decorated AT-TE commander?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I like to think so
He told me a story about an Irish friend of his who juggled some land mines
to cheer people up and blew himself up all over my Grandad and his mates,
always got a tear in his eye telling that story. Seriously. Could have been a thermal detonater
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# as long as he wasn't fucking around with seismic charges
munitions accidents with them took out whole batallions in the eastern campaigns
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# BBBWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnng
*seismic charge noise*
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# of course, without jango fett messing about with them and interfering at the battle of the river plate the south american campaign may have ended very differently
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Just saw a 'LittleWoods' ad on telly
that starts with a seismic bbbwwwang rip-off sorta rocket being sent to a planet full of lady's. Timing perfect, ad = rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I do like these
have a woo
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# thankee
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# We should get a book together of these.
"The War As It Never Happened"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Needs more
Probe Droids
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Probe Droids were used by the Japs, right?
Often seen over the Pacific
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
bombing the shit out of the US! It's a good bet teh Empire know's we're here
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# stunning
it's broked like

edit:unbroked
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yay future meets past,i did this the other day,here it is in different colour
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# saw that before, Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Woo!
There are loads of these SW in WWII pics, but this is one of the best I've seen - you've really blended the sources well.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hmmm, i didn't think so
i had to lay on heavy jpeg compression to get the additions as messed up as the source
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I swear by
noise, blur and dodge/burn
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# yeah the blur un-pixels it well
and would probably suit this pic as it is ww2
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
#


Also working on a big scale and then reducing the size of the final product image can nicely blend it, on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yeah just gone back and done a bit of that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Is no worky for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# buggeration
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Edit: Now I see it
That am woosome as always with these types of pictures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# fanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

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