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"E's, speed, acid, hash for cash!"

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

your fingers are made of leather

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

special gloves

for handelling drugs, performing anal probes, shaking hands with politicians and the like.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

gloves? i don't need no stinking gloves!

*steals malvino's drugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

Latex gloves ;)

I wear those lots at work

_{_{_{_{y'know, when I'm not suspended on false allegations ;)}}}}

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

do you ever put them on your head

and blow them up?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)

its not a turban you know

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

*pervs*

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)

Is that a full-body rubber suit your are wearing?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

no, and it's not full of jelly either.

*looks shifty*

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

yea... that's what you say now...

*Fwaps furiously"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

I'd like a sofa that big :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

RIS?

* Nija edited - sorry

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)

Very clever

However your profile just broke my brain open

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

Mwhahahahahaha!!

My plan has suceeded!

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)

Your plan

was to try and give people epileptic fits and put them at risk of brain damage and death?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)

risky place the interwebs

if you can't handle flashing images you shouldn't really clink random links

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)

I don't suffer from epilepy

but many people on the board do. Also migraines and the like. The polite thing to do is place a warning next to potentially seizure inducing images.

Think you can manage this basic level of civility?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)

there's a warning.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)

pffft

'Flashing profile image' would be a less ambiguous warning.

Willing to go the extra mile for safety on the internets?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)

^ This...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)

Today:

CFB

Previously in the "Blue" Series

And before that

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

HUGE carbon footprint

I'm leaving now. Not because of you.

Bye bye, vagabond. Try and survive without me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

Ah. Yes indeed. But who cares? Humanity is scum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

This is my carbon footprint

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

Godzilla wins everything.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

don't tell him i said so

but he is wearing fucking clown shoes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

i am seriously liking these

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)

Cheers

I'm seriously liking doing them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

any chance of working in some rain-soaked zombies?

or, failing that, heavy traffic. i love to see those red tail-lights reflecting the rain.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Well they're all based on real photers what I take

And I'm doing quite a lot of nighttime shots at the mo, so the taillights should be a definite goer, but zombies - well - unless you count 9-5 drones like me, I don't think they'll be happening.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

oh well, the headlights thing will be good enough

i'll just have to try to get over my zombie fixation
*sigh*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

so atmospheric

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)

Something's got to

Rain + city + A Vagabond = yeah, baby.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

Why is it always raining in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

Because

It's always raining in my soul.

And besides, it's not always raining in them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

because it's raining..... raining in my heart,,,

* re-dances round the office, just prior to me going home..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

sorry - baldy nob

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)

what's the anagram?

*trying to work it out and failing*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)

same here, rising away

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

ris

title edited for de ris

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

Ohhhhh! Nicely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

filename says 'baldynob'

Edit: as does the title, now. Woo!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

BABYLON D

Ah....Baldy nob?

edit: heh, and I didn't even cheat.

Watch yer parkin' meters, hey hey!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

Baldy Nob.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

EDIT:

Kylie Minogue = You Like Minge

just to be different.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

Bland Boy

LOLOLOLOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

RIS, so

Sorry, you are forgiven. I just like using this image though.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

de rised

can i be unfailed now?

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

AAAAAAAAahhhh

The words on the card isn't the anagram. It is a clue to the anagram.

That's far too cryptic for us lot.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

Don't worry

It wasn't a fail, he was just looking for an excuse to use his kitten on a skateboard ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

Subterranean Homesick Blues

Nope.

*stuck*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

Not an anagram,

but carry on.

/is drunk blog

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

at five pm on a monday?

Has someone died?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)

*Has 15,000 words to write for his dissertation

over the next 5 days*

*knows it isn't possible without copious drinking*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)

Ah, well look after yourself.

I'm off chaps,laters potaters!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

Any time is good to get drunk

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)

It is too an anagram ashally

you just carnt spell or something.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

maybe he's drunk...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

Of what?

Miss Tiggy Winkle has 2 s's
Tiggy Winkle has no s's.

You have 1 s. That fits neither anagram.

*Edit* Ah yes, it's Mrs. Tiggy Winkle, isn't it.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

Yes

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

Yes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

Why do I get the feeling that the picture you cut her out from, contains cock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)

End of day doodle.

You're supposed to distract the AUDIENCE, Chloe....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

No nips.

FAKE.

woo

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

yay! you picked my suggestion!

*glees*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

Niiiiice

g'night sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

card bukkake is bukkake too i guess.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

We need Bukkakat.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)

How can she not distract:?

Have you seen her?

*Slips some cards in her top*

Jack, will you be drawing a very Chloe Christmas?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

woot

brilliant!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Evening boardlets.

I saw this car on the way out of work.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)

Yay!

To amuse myself when in a car I always read the plates for amusing ones, I saw PSD the other day and then realised what a geek I am for getting excited about it, hahaha!

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

sarah palin

(largoembargo ???, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)

NQSFW

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

NSFW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

What the deuce???

I have seen more bums and bumming on here today than I really care too...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

...but it's Nork Monday!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

But I don't want Nork monday

to segway into Fired Tuesday!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

What is the optimal amount of bums?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

Haha

Ask keb/-\b, he's a maths genius

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

However, he's never seen a bum

Not even his own.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

O_o

...actually I don't think it's that bad, but I don't get to use this that often...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

This fills me with glee!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)

Forget the NSFW

"IT'S THE SEEEEMS THAT HURT ME!"

inside

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Darklord, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

Colonel Sanders =

Cradle Noel's Son

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

cradle it with hammers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)

Flaming Shithammers?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)

yes.

yes indeed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

flaming hammers of comfort

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

well, it would certainly comfort me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

^^Good band name alert^^

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

What would the first album be called?

You always have to assess bad names in conjunction with their first album name...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

I vote for

Don't just stand there, get the cream.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

muffins and molotovs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)

*Jeezus waxed my daschund* coloured vinyl EP

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)

*awards multiple grammys*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

and straight into the deep fat fryer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

very good

also Noel's candle's on

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

ONLY SHOPPED PHOTO'S PLEASE!!?

....etc

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Darklord, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)

heh heh heh

nicely

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

Bin doing corrections on teh compooter...

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Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

blonde

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

Goodness, hello you!

I've not seen much of you on this side before!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

Blondes are brilliant. It's you brunette men that are the crap ones.

Afternoon, Az.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

cheeky fecker!

some of us are intelligent!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

LOTS of us are.

It's just that the thick ones tend to become famous for being WAGs or Page 3 girls or whatever :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

that's because us smart ones

can do things for ourselves without having to ride on the shirttails of some ball-kicking tosspot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

Don't worry, it's a Lenovo,

it would have terminally borked sometime in the hour or two anyway...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

Is this am jab at

teh censorship of teh things that teh IWF deems illegal without consulting anyone sensible?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

Jizz?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)

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TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)

Queen of the Golliwogs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Office lollary

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

*fucking huge office LOLs*

now I'm in trouble, having to explain that away...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

I'm playing 'Office Catchphrase'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

Is that like Bullshit Bingo?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

I'm not sure. I'm saying what I see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

Racist!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

Yep. Fuck you, honky. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

*dances*

....Shit...I'm white..*can't dances*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

embrace it

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

Well, since you asked so nicely...

*embraces*

Edit: of course you're not an 'it' - Duh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

:D I could really be naughty with that.

No, parts of me could be considered its though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

pffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)

nothing like being racist now and again

Damn dirty A rabs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)

I've had to tell off one of my guys

because he keeps using the P word. He insists it's alright because he's from Pakistan, but it bloody isn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

Nope. Definitely not

Good call sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

In jest outside the office he can do what he likes

which is why I call my dad a filthy Yid, but not in the office.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

Good work :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fucking clickclick

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

Old Greg?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

has he got a mangina?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

he has the funk

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

he wants to milk that funky ball of titties

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

i don't know who she is

but i'm sure she wants to eat me
*fears*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

^^^ thisthisthisthis

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

Chubby cheeks!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

Grottbags has blacked up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

hahaha ace!!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

hahahahaha!

nuclear wessel...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

How are you, chap, y'alreet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)

a lot better than I was this morning, ta :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)

Ah, that's good.

Nice image too, but I was more concerned about the bloke than the offering.

That makes it sound like you pooed on the internet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)

haha, well bless ya, things have certainly improved since this morning :)

so it's shaping up to be a good day

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

Very glad sir

I hope it was nothing too serious

*internet-hugs*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

Fantastic news.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

hahahaha!

Woo!
Wonderful.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)

Win cubed

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

to the power of yay

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

Nicely!

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

I laughed till a bit of wee came out.

Well done sir!

(Cohen the Bavarian, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

Oh fuck yes

Just seen this on Popular.

Brilliant stuff.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)

Bindun?

De-RIS

Probably...
(Be gentle, I only have Paint)

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

O_o

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

O_-

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)

o_-

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weaver., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

o_.

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

._.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

Yes. Quite.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

All about feets.

:D

Why the shit am I here? I've got so much to do. Sigh. Today's such a write off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

Give up, honey.

I did about 30 mins ago.

Go get a cup of tea and some bics, and put your feet up.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

But I can't, this was stuff I gave up on on Friday

fucking.....client. NNNG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

Screw 'em

Let 'em fucking burn*

*New, somewhat radical corporate policy idea

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

I wish, sweetie. I bloody wish.

The last company that had this account had a party when the client left them for us. NOW I know why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

Ah, one of those.

I do have another solution...

*hands over tactical nuke*

This usually works a treat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

\o/

yaaaaaaay!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

*giggles insanely*

Join me
Join me and my gummi snayles

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

*says ah* feed me, daddy bird

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

*chews up gummi snayle, swallows and regurgitates into open mouth*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

lovely image...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

:D *smacks lips happily and dribbles chunks of neon gumminess*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

*double wipes*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

*dabs at mouth with serviette*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

*happy captain*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

?o/ *glees*

I actually meant that to be a "\o/" but my German keyboard failed me. Anyway, I think it looks like a hook, so that's kewl.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

Yarrr!

I've eaten so much this lunchtime, in preparation for not eating till tomorrow (band practice till 11pm after work) and I feel a little bit sick.

Sandwich
Discos
Boost
Hog Lumps

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

junk food? bad captain!

eat your greens!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)

Junk food is a very, very rare occasion for me.

Hence why it makes me feel sick. I'll be paying for this tomorrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

i know the feeling

anything fried makes me feel ill for the rest of the day

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)

Oh yeah, that too

bleurgh. Still wouldn't say no to some eggy bread though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

me neither

i love fried egg butties when i'm pissed, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

I ate too many gummi snayles earlier and felt terrible

Then I felt better again.

I just ate a load of gummi snayles again.

I would love some hog lumps

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)

I would love to give you some hog lumps

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

Not had any for literally YEARS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)

Next time you're about over here

obviously call me so we can go for drinkies (that's the law anyway) and I will buy you hog lumps. In a bucket, if you so desire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

Absolutely

I shall eat like a king and you shall be my queen

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

\o/ the dream team, back together

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

I ate 1/2 a pound of wine gums at work last week!

Top sugar-rushery ensued!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

It's not the sugar rush I mind

It's the sugar low immediately afterwards, where I feel like clawing out my own eyes with salty forks

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

Yeah i got that too.

Buzzing like mad then tired as fuck!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

What are hog lumps?

Pork scratchings?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

Oh yes indeed

food of champions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

fucking tasty, that's what

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

You're telling me!!

*wipes*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

Delegate

We'll help!
In our own, special way.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

If only, my dear, if only.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

I would if I could Miss :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

I'd bloody love you to come and work for me.

You'd actually get something done instead of wanging on about hollyoaks and calling in sick because 'my ear feels weird'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

Oh my, that's a universal truth right there. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)

She's fucking lucky it wasn't me who answered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

Fuck, yeah - I can only imagine...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

*angry*

but then I do work where I work, so it's sort of to be expected from some of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

Damn straight lady

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

Move heeeeere

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

Meh. Don't tempt me

I'm so bloody sick of the my job and the job market around here.

I'm also all fretty because the only thing I'm technically experienced for is care work...and I may be just about to be wrongly put on a list that prevents me doing it again :/

In practice I'm pretty good at turning my hand to most things, but that's not what employers see on a cv

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

Oh, pet.

I want to beat the shit out of the people you work with.

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

Well, young Ms J...

who's not replying to posts now, eh?

*flounces about like a big flouncy thing*

Edit: And is only messing!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

'eh? where?

Have I missed a post? I've not got more than a couple of threads down the board recently, I's replying to stuff HURGH

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

*attaches damp laundry to mid-flounce JPG*

that's it, flap, man, FLAP!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

*does very poor impression of the crow from the Kia-Ora ad*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)

It's too orangy for you....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)

I'll be your dog

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

Damn right you will *saddles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

Thought as much

Urf

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

Topical!

And slightly scary

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

Fun fun fun

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

Me as a vector, in a hat

Click for bigger (342KB)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

USHANKA

Your head will never be cold again!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

Mine makes my eyes itch.

I think it's rabbit.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

...

~~rabbit~~ rabid ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

I've got one of those hats

bought it from a cheap tourist stall in Moscow.

Nicely done. My vectors always look shite.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

you don't look like a biscuit

I call false

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

She doesn't really look like a rebel either

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

she?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)

he?

Whoops!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)

Do you look like an emvee?

What is an emvee anyways?

Here's me discussing usernames again without thinking how bad mine is!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

It's just the contraction of an M and a V

from an old Transformers username I still occasionally go by

I was trying to shop it like a VW logo but it's more awkward than I thought

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

As I was typing it occured that M and V could be your initials!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

I just had a go.

Yeah it is awkward...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

Mys tandoh

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Jess eye.

Hows You and the Prof these days?
But mainly you...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hahah, been much better

I'm all suspended a-fucking-gain, but had a productive day, and have another planned tomorrow, so it may all be good yet :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

What you done now!!

Not more "Lets not buy the black woman a drink" shennangins?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

About as logical!

but no, completely different accusation this time

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

You work for a set of cnuts!

I hope you find a better job with nice people.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)

Ooh nice!

The hat looks really good.

I'm not sure if it's deliberate, but i'd take a look at smoothing out your curves, it took me ages to even get the hang of it a little bit.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

almost as strange as the film...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

Haha

Yay!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

i tried to get high on a milk van

but it wouldn't fit up my nose.
nice anagramming!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

I love that movie,

it's so fucked up. Woo!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

its insane!

one of me favs for sure!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

grr

(jimage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

I was trying to work out what anagram this was

then realised it wasn't compo'd. What a twat I can be.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

bloody hell, he looks rough!

also, where's the perlman? I DEMAND PERLMAN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

He's got two creme brulees stuck to his head

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

NOM!

(

Better than having

A TRILBY ON

_{get it?}

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

hahaha!

Wonderful.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

I made you an advent calendars innit

Clicky for webshite

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Oh clever!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

If the calendar was in Niddrie

all the little windows would be smashed in, burned out or boarded up.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

I wish I'd thought of that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

You are mentally disturbed.

But in this case , it's a good thing!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Thats somewhere between brilliant and insane...

In a good way :D

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

Pick a door dear b3tans, any door...

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Excellent

*clicks hard*

(

Hahha. Fantastic

No one can beat my skillz as I found that the third time!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

now i am a headcrab zombie :(

(

Shada, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

*That*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

\o/

I got Battenburg!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Yay! first time as well!!!!!!!!

NYOM MYOM NOM

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

I got mine only after I'd been attacked by a head crab

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

Conformist!

Doing them in order?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

YAY CAKE GLEE

nom

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

i may be a zombie

but i came back for battenburg!
*clicks like thora hird's knees*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

Lovely stuff

have a click and a woo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Battenburg FTW!

I do hope Archie got battenburg!!

/evil

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

i won battenburg

is that good? :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hazzah!

Pink and yellow cake is mine!

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

\o/ battenburg!!

om nom nom

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

i wonder how many like me picked the batcake first

hmmm?

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

CRAZY CRAB!

yay.

:)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

This is my favourite thing of today.

And today has been fab.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)

The moral of the story is

small filesize = cake

(

divy, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)

Opening doors with cock

WIN!

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)

Experimenting with anims...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

ARGH!

Kill it with pointy sticks and acid!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

^ This too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

What about the flaming hammers?

People always forget the flaming hammers.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Woo, sir!

And I can imagine Gervais doing that all day long, self obsessed twat that he is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

HE WINKED AT ME!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

*hides*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Ricky Gervais never looked so good!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

*presses naked, hairy bottom to screen*

edit: how rude: woo! Which software did you use?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

Oh, come along now...

You wouldn't want *him* doing that to you, would you?

would you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

Who?

I'm just looking at the tongue

:P

How you doing, gruntypoos?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Ah, I see.

In that case, as you were.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

:D x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

I'm well, ta...

Just too feckin' busy

*checks* Ah, but I'm here, so that can't be true...
Damn!

Yourself?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

More or less the same, me dear

Got a videoconference in a wee while, so have to prepare for that.

Just popped in to wave my bits and leave, really.

:)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

*quickly scrolls down so that dixon's arse is pressed against russel brand's face*

o_O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

GAH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

I've gone all invisible again apparently

so I'm just going to hang around here prodding ticklish points

(

*wrestles onto the sofa with obvious dubious intent*

Invisible, eh? Let's see about that...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

Wrestling? dubious intent?! wa-hey!

*re-glomps*

(

*Molests in a very positive and sexeh way*

:D

Nice sofa, by the way...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

Thanks! just had it dry cleaned

(

Well, we'd better not get any stains on it, then...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE

invisible?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

*strokes*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

Stroke 'ey? ;)

Yeah, just said hi to two different people and replied to a couple of others and no-one responded, I'm obviously still a big fat attention whore because I found myself glaring at the screen on subsequent F5s

(

How many times did you F5, this is important information

I can see you - you're there

*pokes*

x :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Well, only once or twice more than I usually would

But I skipped almost immediately down to the threads to check

*looks down shamefully*
Is it as bad as I suspect?

(

Not at all

You just need an evening of warm sofa action, lots of prof and dixy cuddles ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

why am I not invited?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)

shhh, you're the surprise

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

This scenario keeps coming up

and I'll be honest, it's not getting any less sexy

I may just have to nip off for a minute...

(

*whispers rude nothings in Jessie's shell-like*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

*pushes Dixon out of the way*

Get in line, you...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

*stands behind jpg*
*pokes*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

*enjoys*

just a little harder....

Oh.

MY

LORD!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

O_o

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

haha terrifying

(

Shada, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

tee hee

licky gervais:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

first ever attempt at the challenge (...or anything else)

(itsjazzy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hahahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

TOAP

but it's a good 'un

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)

yea sorry, i have no arty talent...

...

(itsjazzy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)

Mmmmm, that's good TOAP! :D

(

..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

haha

ace gobfull

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

he doesnt work for the bbc

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Not anymore!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

i have to admin tho, he is fucking funny doing stand up

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

Bloody Donkeys!

(

Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

Oh dear......

:D all the same!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hiya JP!

Sorry sir, I hope you're not eating? Are you well sir?

(

Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hail and Hello!

I have tea, and some biccies, so all is well with the world.

you, my fine fellow?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

Fine thankee sir :D

Q: Do you know what Donkeys have for lunch?

A: An hour...

Ba Dum Tish

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Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

bastard donkeys.

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Inverse footprints FTW1?

(

..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)

shitted feets?

:O

I can't work that out, woe betide my tired brane...

EDIT: Is it fitted sheets?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

i had a donkey ride on the beach once

fucker sat down and refused to get back up again :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

When that happens...

...always start a small fire under its bottom...works everytime!

(

Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

if i could have, i would

after i'd stopped whinging at my dad for laughing at me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

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