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[challenge entry] evenin b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# took me a little while
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Genius.
That is all, (apart from the click).
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Not Terry 'the lunch box' Wogan!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] GNAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# the more you scream the hard they do it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Lucky Sucky
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# BIG FLOPPY DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# opening soon:
the new m6 rectal toll
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# *Drives to M6*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# *Drives back*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# You fucking lied
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# "GET YA ASS...ON MAH DICK!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# owch
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# "SEE YOU AD DA GANGBANG, RICHTER!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# YA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# That expression is how I feel right now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# the insertion of a big floppy dick
or you have a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HOO DERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# DO ELK SEX I NIP
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# v nAIL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# big floppy dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# penile bend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# DEN LIKE IS POX
There are at least 1329 ways of you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# SMASAMZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# stop flicking his dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# and punching him in the ribs too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# GET TO DA CHAAAAPAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# JOHN?!!?..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# JAM THAT BIG FLOPPY DICK UP HIS ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# KEEP, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Total Recall is on ITV2 tonight.
/arrives too late.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# It already started ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# No Sir, it doesn't start until 00.50.
A little late for such a classic methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Never too late to be early!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It does get late rather early these days . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# ahahahahah
you dirty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] evening all
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha, its funny, because the guy on the right is a paedo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# and because Culkin diverced his family
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# and divorced his family as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# and took der jerbs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# They should both do him in the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Is there any other way?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# How wide is the mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# vere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sickipedia.org
(Yank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# The raping of holes in the ground of dirt substance
big floppy dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# aren't trying to what?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# get their big floppy dicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# you need a few more repetitions
and a few days to make b3ta the number one hit on google for big floppy dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
I have no idea why it is in my head, but out it must come and if it help with getting b3ta to number one for big floppy dick, then so be it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# What's that about big floppy dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# they are dicks, they are floppy and they are big
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# big floppy dicks you say?
like little floppy dicks, but big?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# No, no no.
Like enormous floppy dicks, but small.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# minature big floppy dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yes, but larger.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# #3 already
www.google.com/search?hl=de&q=%22big+floppy+dicks%22&btnG=Suche&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# uhmmm

something fundamentally wrong with swt monday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Tquirrel with sits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Tyrrel with squits

(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I blame JJ for perverting poor souls like you.
I hope he's proud of himself.

Edit: Excellent shoppage though.
That's the problem, clear talent, good shoppage, decent comic art, but still you people draw animal pornstars. The mind boggles.

*gets back to sketching double-fisting*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# heh
I was trying new things with texture and transparnecy... i could go back to making seaminations.
but i like to try my hand at different things.
this is possibly the best responce to a picture I have had in over a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# It's well shopped.
It just doesn't get me hard. I makes me a little sick, a bit like all furry porn. When I see furry porn, it makes me imagine how disgusting a squirrel's fadge would be. Wouldn't it be more... normal to just to like hirsute ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# uhhh...
I hadn't thought along that angle.
I was attempting to assimilate two genre that conflict.
The unreal made real too provoke subconscious shock
followed shortly by amusement, at having initially been
taken in by something so absurd. However it lacks a second
joke. something that would then have a relevancy.
say if I had a picture of martin sheen glaring at it from behind.
hmm yes that in hindsight would have made this better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *mnungs*
*shuffles off hanging head*
mutter mutter guilty as charged
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# the fuel girls are next on my list for squirrelization
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
:D well done, also, well done on not being a grumpy, defensive furry :D

all in good humour, if not in great taste.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# *emails link to pendantichrist*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# *inserts joke about nuts being off*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Hide your nuts!
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, still Boob Monday then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# every day is boob day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# But today was Super Special Happy Boob Day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# mmmmmmm super boobies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ah, swt monday
how could you explain such a concept to an outsider?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# it's like mr hands, but without the horses
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ACHTUNG!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Visa Mosaic
Photobucket

That's it for the SF authors.

And is it me, or did he look like Kane, the evil guy from Poltergeist II?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# He looks more like Graeme Garden
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Yes, you may have a point there.
I also think that the sideburns make him look like the chimpanzee Cheetah from the (1960s?) Tarzan cartoon.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# There was some old duffer from Emmerdale Farm
that used to look like him too
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Amos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# eeee Mr. Wilkes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# big floppy dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Who T.F. is he any way??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Isaac Asimov
The father of the rules for robots
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Ok Thanx.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# you missed an A
A Visa Mosaic
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Fucksocks.
You are quite correct.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] rambo first blood
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] no match for the hulk
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Certain consistencies keep me coming back to b3ta
This is one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# likewise, Mr Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha, eat it you fucker
Just watch the new trailer for Watchmen, god it looks fucking good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *ahHAHAA*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Manage Citric Ho?
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ^ What he said
*Click!*
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# what you said
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Then we are agreed.
Excellent.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Lovely!

not worth a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# worth a woo tho
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
I am full of lung butter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# me also
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# might put the end of the hoover down into my lungs and suck it all out
also got a sinus infection
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# this too
and a sore throat and little in the way of voice and lots of snot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# the snot is not coming out for me, and when it does, it is brown/yellow or green
Had a sore throat for 2 day, throat is now swollen and I sound husky.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# >:(
I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS. IT IS AN OUTRAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# needs more pimp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# But...
...not every woman is a prostitute. Therefore not every lemon is a citric ho.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] One for Archie...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha, story of my life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Ignore my gaz!
Thought you'd gorn.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# gorrrn
Now there's a nice woody word
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# not tinny
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *borks*
This makes me not aroused. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ha! love the likkle skull
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god....
...owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-OW!

And now I'm imagining it gets caught on something and gets ripped out and I feel faint.

*Thud*

(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# considering how quickly I destroy the danglyness of hands free cables
I'm glad I don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# As part of a healthcheck,
...I once had a test for gonner...er...gon....uh...gonorrhea. It involved having a Perspex rod crammed up my wahoonie.

I hope to never experience this ever again. If it means being celibate, then so be it.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Repost from earlier because B3tards Was Not Working

Brian Blessed (T-shirt Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

All 7-Shapes Art: My Public inc. B3tans (Tease Me) | My Goods (Tease Me) | My Bads (Tease Me)
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# FRESH HORSES!
This is awesome, as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Repost from 6 hours ago?
Naughty.

But nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Yeah ...
because b3tards was not working on something ...
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# It was properly working before
links and all - I replied...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# still waiting for mine to be done from months ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Patience ...
... They're all on there on the list to be done ... I have about 200 to do ... so you'll come up eventually.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# haha its ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# It's only 1400 shapes
Get a wiggle on, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Very very good, as per usual.
I'm doing a vector of on of JollyJack's drawings, just the lineart has taken me about 2 hours, i dread to think how long it will take altogether.

It's very interesting though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# "Ambivalence as a Gesture"
Gallic shrug? Meh?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Hahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# guffaws

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# that road is
fubar
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I can just imagine the anuerism the satnav would have in this scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# "Turn Left...
...at the sodding big crater"
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# that road needs some E45 cream...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] one for the Iron Maiden fans..
Photobucket


(Lord Chode, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Excellent seams!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# seams you say?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# *thumbs ups*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# pffft
the legs!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# haha this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# nice!
I love the natty top hat 'n' pipe combo.

Edit: ah go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Haha I love this!
SHITBAG LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# It's not as seamy as I wanted
I found that seamhorses are surprisingly difficult to do well (or badly ... whichever!)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I just love the name shitbag, They take more effort then is expected, but its quite easy to make them seamy :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I will make another
the name "shitbag" creased me up terribly while I was making it. I'm such a child!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# dig him up and make him write Shitbag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Seams like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# im soo sorry
but ow the fuck do you make clean edges on layers
(Lord Chode, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oopsie
Shouldn't that 2 be a 3?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# oh
shit
(Lord Chode, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Gentrification with Rick & Francis
(Astatine, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ....squits in?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# .
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# All he needs is a filling!

Oh, didn't see you there....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i'll give him a filling
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You kinky so'n'so :D
In fairness he looks like he's been sodomized.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i feel for you, achey dino!
go to my dentist, he gave me a gold tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# ooh me too
teeth pimped to fuck, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i've got to go back next month
got a huge filling in one of my back teeth, a big piece of enamel has snapped off the front and the filling is starting to break up. i have a feeling i'll be getting it capped.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# yeh, that's pretty much what happened to me
I had 2 fillings at the back that were just too big to be stable, so they dug em out and gave me 2 gold crowns

yo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# mine got ruined by my old dentist
he was well-known for giving fillings that weren't needed and doing the ones that were needed badly. i've had 5 infected abscesses because of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# "Pimp My Gums"
With local black man Tim Westwood :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# my teeth are rubbish
one day they'll all be taken out (if they don't fall out first); I'm hoping to get multicoloured false ones instead. Or a titanium set like that Bond villain. ("Jaws"?)

/"amelogenesis imperfecta" blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# yes, that's him.
my little sis always called him the teeth man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# he frightened the shite out o' me when I were a nipper
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i loved him!
moonraker is one of only 2 james bond films i will watch over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# and it always happens just before christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Too many bubblegum, silly monster.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# too many chewits
*glomps*

hello

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I noes how you feel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# pfft!
poor Godzilla!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# this is win
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# May I be the first to say:
HEY YOU GUYS

edit: and the last, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# You know...
...I always thought he was the same guy who played the mutant biker in Weird Science. And um, I was wrong.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He's coming for you, Maggie
(Astatine, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
also...

HAD TEETH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I read that as "Maddie"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# but it doesn't say "Maddie"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sometimes in my head when I read your username I hear "Barbara-ossa"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Those crazy voices!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# yes i get those
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Well "I have Dido in my head" doesn't say "I have a Dildo in my hand"
but nevertheless I read it like that when my friend parted with this information last night.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# if I were you I'd got and see an optometrist
(and that doesn't say optimist)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Dear Ol' Ted.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# How was the Sheffield bash?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Cancelled due to grimmness
*runs away like a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I was at Butlins in Minehead all weekend,
surely it can't have been much grimmer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Oh good grief
What did you do to deserve that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I bought tickets.
Fortunately, there were lots of rather good bands playing.
And the swimming pool was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# ah, a good swim works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Oi!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Twas good.
A small quiet affair.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Nice.
I'll do my best to make it next time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Ted is brown bread in his bed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# also: Teh Death!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I az got nutz
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Mr FezMonk is happy again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Glass bottle, bottle glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# spoon jar, jar spoon...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# see this hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Tommy Cooper squirrel says
Just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Squirrels on drugs
= ace
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D
Nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Woo that wiffly action!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Yay, squirreltime!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# milk it! milk it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# heffelsquirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# This seems to speed up as I watch it.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# cant be arsed finding a place to host then link. apols. cunt. yes.


Click for bigger (219KB)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Revs picture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# fucking Tesco will put a store any where
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# cheers earl
small point - i work in advertising (boo hiss yeah whatever)

we have a saying - "if you show it, dont say it"

actually that makes me sound like some cunt that works in advertising

ignore me

thanks for your comment

*feels awkward*

*considers another hooker this evening*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Do you have an advertising contract with Tesco perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# i'm the only hooker around here
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# That's very wonderful!
It'd look grand on a big canvas on my living room wall.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# This never fails to impress
You should see if Tesco head office would like a large print of that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I believe...
it was one of Constable's major gripes in life that there was nowhere handy nearby for him to grab a Ginsters pasty.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i thought
that looks familiar! :D good stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# now, how long did it take you to twig that it was your picture? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i didnt realise
till you said! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# pffft, you daft sod
I recognised it quicker then you and you made it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# rev tell me something...
i am a scottish person, the big pointy one at the back...

etive mhor?
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# someone on deviant art said that
but its this - deadeye-stock.deviantart.com/art/A-Mountain-Peak-42965420 :D

or do you mean this one

pengelly-stock.deviantart.com/art/Iceland-5-104242460

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# no not that one the classic triangular shaped one at the very back
looks scottish

EDIT ahh iceland

my mums been there

hhahahahahahahahahhahahh

god i'm funny
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# the mountain
looks like etiv mhor (gaelic)

look...


www.ewanbaxterphotography.com/images/BauchilleEtiveMor72dpi400x266.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# oh cocksticks
what a way to trash a great picture. nicely done tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# arf!
as a monkey, i endorse this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# As another, I thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hooray for monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# now, THAT'S what i'm talking about!
you're all going to miss me on friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# oh noes!
Don't leave us!
*clamps arms around ankles*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# i has no choice :(
just got my last cable bill, they can fucking whistle for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# bloody hell
damn and blast

i'll see if i can find a really long cable that you can plug into my router... How far are you from the Bristol area?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# quite a long way
liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# hmmm
probably not going to get a cable that long from PC bloody World, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Want to make anything better, put a monkey in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# \o/ 'ray for iddle monkeys!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# what about us honking big monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# ALL the monkeys!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# yay!
*offers yam a nana*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bong Smile
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

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