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# It's rabbit season for Russian rhythmic gymnasts
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# oh
blimey!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Yes.
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I'm sorry, just imagining the things I could do if my girlfriend could get into that position.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# could i please request more
on a similar theme?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# yay for . uhm. things
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# x gon give it to ya
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# There's something different?
Have you cut your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i heard about that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# fuck what you heard
it's what you're hearing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# It's gonna take some pushing to squeeze it thru that thing...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Can it be milked?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yes, but it is frowned
upon to feed it to your children.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# all these social barriers to the natural order of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ^
This
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# decisions decisions.
that pubic bone doesn't look like a comfy pillow :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I never understood how pregnant women eat,
when the babbies pushed all their intestines up into their lungs...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Sounds like Haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# mmmm
well it does help to keep all your shit oxygenated.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# so it wasn't a beer belly after all!
:D

'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
i have just had this very same conversation with mrs theidiot. she thought that the bloke(bird) who sprogged had the spunk injected up his eye'o'the'jap. where do you start? and she is reading this as i type. and i = dead now.

*post this message*

/stabbing commences... now.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I'd say the issue would not be so much where the spunk came from/got in,
but rather how did the eggs get in there...

And that's one hell of a bladder! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Sorry, I had ad half the conversation in my head
and half here I was referring to this

www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/27/transgender_pregnancy/

i'm watching aguirre, wrath of god and am somewhat distracted. Fitzcarraldo on thrusday!

woo with some more woo on the side. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Aaah, well, that makes a tad more sense,
I suppose it's not that unlikely nowadays.

The most interesting fact I ever learned about folks who swap gender is that their sexuality most often stays the same but they swap sexual preference, meaning a str8 man would become a str8 woman, and equally a gay woman would become a gay man.

I still can't quite get my head around that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I like the collection of pebbles above the raspberry filling above the baby.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Ferrero Rocher
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# piss a baby out your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# OTT censorship coming up:

CFB NSFW-ish
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# COR!
excellent work right there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# she is of the well drawns
clunge is a word that is of the good

whoops and hollers and other such celebratory rigmoral.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# marvellous
what makes it funnier is your censorship boxes make how you've stretched your character incredibly apparent and look very forced and then when you look at the normal it appears much more natural, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# agreed
although the breasts look less than natural. Far too surgically enhanced for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Indeed,
Was going for a small perky bossom but my slightly crappy shading makes them look far too big.

/Takes notes.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# it was more the disc nipples that confused me
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Erm.
This? There aren't actually nipples.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# there is a wikipedia aritcle on breasts!?
There is porn on the internet!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# bah!
the shading makes them seem like they have more depth is what i was trying to get at .. but obviously got no where near to expressing :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Oh right.
Yeah, that;s just me being a bit poo.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah,
She's rather contorted, you can't see it without CFBing.

I should probably stop giving myself such challenging things to draw without having any clue what I'm doing :)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# nah, it's a real nice style
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# that's pretty top
and i don't think the censoring is ott. it at least saves you a nasty bollocking.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# the head is beautiful
I like how much detail went into the hair. It contrasts well with the rest of the body and gives it a lovely style.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Thanks.
Very kind of you to say so.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Norks!
Probably the best word i've ever heard for boobs.
edit: apologies, also a fucking quality drawing.
(SillyShits, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# But I had you with
Norks.

Right? :D
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty......
Beautifully stylized and unique and a pleasure to see a proper vector....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You're too kind sir.
Though I still don't really know what a vector really is, since last time.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# gaaah
kill it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# he's been drinking again, hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Are you able to provide some sort of tool
with which to do said killing, sir?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Vodka I would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hahah oh no!
Sorry to TJ:
Can anybody who's played Lord of the Rings Conquest tell me how to change the game's resolution?
I can't find anything in google :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# move further away or closer to your screen
depending on your needs
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# you must track down the ork of the resolution
and kill him. collect the pick up and open it with the scroll from the purse of bilbo. the resolution will appear in a goblet near the tree stump.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Put your monitor on a photocopier
and phone someone in Austria, generally works for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# is that to pass the time
while the photocopier sorts the monitors life out?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You have to open up the monitor and divide all the pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i feel we're not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# looked in the files? config file maybe
do a search within all the files of the directory for screen, resolution, 640x400 or something and see if you find it there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# That's the first thing I tried ;]
It's ok, I got it now.
There's an advanced version of the display options in the main menu, I was only looking at them from the in-game menu.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# High as a kite off those Eucalyptus leaves
making a prat of him self to impress the ladies, as per usual
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] TERRIFYING!!


(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# This guy fucked his grandmother
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i still really really like this
and all your other travesties against man.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# que?
no Meester Fawlty eees a Hamster!

P.S. are you sure you've actually edited this pic - I thought that twat Brand looked like that all the time.

I've been keeping something special for him if I ever meet him - a good hard slap!
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ah a baby drop bear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Viscious little bastards.

*fetches 2 hammers to be sure*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# !
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# A beautiful rendition of a touching scene.
Gold star and a tick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# HAPPYFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# A+
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha
He's loading some form of bomb isn't he?

THE FIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# strapped off and ready to slam by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Actually I have perceived further details to this sinister image:
A needle, heroin, a manic, insane look; deranged teeth, and a dead dog

I fear a ghastly situation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# apropos of nothing
but if you are ever inclined, pick up a copy of Walter Mosley's book - 'Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned.' It's the first novel about a character named Socrates Fortlow.

I found it a great read.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I am based in a library
wouldn't hurt to read that tucked behind something about zoology I guess, make a change for god's sake

Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/9129217 hats off matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
but, no, not mine
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# He's just eating his
space dust.
it crackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# That stuff was utterly evil
they stopped selling that didn't they, except in places like Hong Kong and Shanghai
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Nice one!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# OH OH OH I'm shooting up on the brown stuff
Heron, Heron, Heron smeared in poop
It's beaky beaky syringe, right into my arterial road atlas arm,

Squawk Haemorrhage!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# woooooooooooo
double double toil and trouble. fire burn and teaspoon bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# This is lully loooooooooonacy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yay
always a pleasure to see your pics.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# :)
very nice to hear that.thankyou!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Parkinson/Ryan to complete the trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# she was just fucking awful
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I think she's generally an unpleasant person.
“I think when Hollywood is done with me, I will probably be done with it. I’m not interested in playing those stock characters any more and I don’t feel sad that I don’t get those kind of offers.”

Pfft. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY ANYWAY *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] meh


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I can write what I like
and I do

that's why you've got me on ignore.

so even if I wanted to say nice things about this image, which you know isn't bad, pretty harmless you can't see it. so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# a sad time
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# it's right, he'd get upset and shoot me with his guns, DON'T FORGET HE OWNS GUNS
It makes him more man than me :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I'M JUST NOT ENOUGH MAN :(
ALL I WANT IS A MAC10 OR A HANDGUN

SOME FORM OF GUN

OH WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO FIRE A GUN AT A CROWD OF SHEEP, A POSSE OF COWS

WHEN!?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I CAN DO PRESSUPS, I CAN EVEN DO HANDSTAND PRESS UPS
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A GUN TO SHOOT MY ARMS WITH AND THEN YELL THINGS LIKE "URRGHGHG" WHILST THEY PISS BLOOD OUT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# dude my abs are shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I rub pug's faces into my buttocks to improve their RIPPED TONE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# My limbs are guns after a squid cut off my arms and legs.
I seek vengeance!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'd sellotape a bullpup to my crotch
a steyr or similar

and I'd fire at hawkwind.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i don't know what just happened
but i feel inclined to agree for fear of rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# as the blue oyster cult said
don't fear the raper.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# they fear rappers
as do all good citizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# who from? Me?
Nah I'm harmless. Unutterably so.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I would, probably.
I still don't know what gender they are though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I'm a man
with a gender specific name, which opposes my true gender.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I know what gender you are.
You are a nonsense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm a mixed bag of nuts
compromising entirely of cashew.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# phwoooar
*noms*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# they?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Would you rather I said 'it'?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i wasn't sure to whom you were referring.
Gender doesn't really matter to me. Sex is the biological fact. Gender is much more of a perception and state of mind.
I like people, not genders.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well I don't know what perception, state of mind or sexual identify you have of yourself then.
I feel that joke went horribly wrong.


Still would though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# non gender specific term of reference
rather than a plural
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# didn't know hendrix was a thalidomide!
(well done sir)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# As far as I recall
it often sounded like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# B3ta must be incredibly boring for you,
you talent-wasting fuckstick.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Aww
Drop all this fella, it's making the board tiresome
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Hmm.
He's tiresome himself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Have you looked at the popular page lately?
Something seems conspicuously absent.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Nice tracing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# where is Spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Mars?
( sorry, not a hendrix fan and woefully ill-informed in that area ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hendrix looks like Rudy Van Disarzio
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/05/16/afro_396x222.jpg

ish...
his partner and drummer is Spider Dijon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# aha.
Now I am enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Nicely
how the fuck did anyone move with shoes like that, or avians nesting in their hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# It was the 60's man.
I was too young to be making the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# my dad got married in platforms :D
..when my mum got remarried.. I was so tempted to turn up wearing the suit my dad was wearing at their wedding.. but I am not that much of an arsehole.. and it didn't fit. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# bow dow wow wowww wow dow wow wwwoowww
bow dow wow wwowww woww dow bow woww wow dow bow wooowww wow dow bow wo dow bow wwwwoooo chick bown down WOOAAAAH bown down WOOOAAH wow down wowah wo dow woah chick bown down WOOAH bown down WOOOAAAH

Purple Haze all through my mind... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Woo ... a hero of mine since the age of 15....
Nicely exagerated, instantly recognised and promptly clicked.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Vanilla Rice, init
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# needs soy sauce innit
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Noel Edmonds has gone mad and killed presenter Clive Anderson!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# :D
did he get him to bungee jump too?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i think so,
and then a lookalike edmonds turned up and fired an RPG at a nearby wedding. ;)

edit: I also liked this arrangement:
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# yes
this

woo yay and etc. :)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# yup...
should've let go of that baloon before it blew his head up instead of the other way around......silly Noel (A.K.A. Christmas).
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# probs bindun
nevermind....hai everyone

: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# frosty
nixon??
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Woo Hoo!
lame innit?ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# pfft
is very am silly
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# yarp.
like a FOX!
crazy that is!! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# :)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0870111/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# was free with a national newspaper
a while back
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# the daily mail
was giving away free hot chocolate cds.

ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# WOW!
I can't believe this pic is actually on IMDB!!! mental!
: O
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ooh... oliver platt as bob zelnick? i'm so there.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Ahhh, that explains it...
It reminded me of when things burn slightly under a nuclear flash at a distance...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hah
just finished reading Frost's behind-the-scenes book, very fascinating stuff

gets inside Frost's head as much as it does Nixon's
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Repost


Could be better, I'm a bit out of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Couldn't be much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# couldnt be a bit of butter
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I can't believe it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# badger parade?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Rebbit-a-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Mutant owl is scary.
They must be exterminated.
every last one.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hancock's half owl.
I thought that said Rabbit for a second, I was going to flame you for your poor animal identification skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Repost...
Is it? Who cares? I've never seen it before and it's excellent.

Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# it's unlikely
as I just made it, but I put it there in case anyone knew better than I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Ah,
Cunning stunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# oooh nice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# My useless fact of today is:
most owl species' eyes are so large in proportion to their heads they take up more space than their brain

I have yet had the time to verify whether the bloke from catering is correct however
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *fears*
have some calming pencil work.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# grrrrr
(poikes Bored sig, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# holy shuddering f***
*fears more*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# GTFO bird says GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Oooo
Mad eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# lovely
I wish I could draw like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Ta!
I've given up on acrylic paint while the kids are small as you never get time to set up and they're into everything, so it's pencils ahoy...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Awesome!
I'd love one of those. For hunting like, y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Pasanonic must be turning in his grave.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# lols
www.b3ta.com/board/7920921
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Indeed, I have assumed he's sitting in his online emo corner and slashing his b3tawrists.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What have I started?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# onlineemocorner.com
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# frog rape!
dem pesky owls
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# and this is why Im all for genetic modification
Imagine, all the new animals you guys could create if that was a real one...

Unless, you'd all end up making ordinary rabbits...
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# THE OWLS WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I just wanted to do a face swap...

why is it obligatory for campaigning politicians to kiss babies anyhoo?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Ian Hislop scrubs up well...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Obama has that 'I've just smugged' face on, again!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Smugged?
The past tense of being smug?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# and lo the smugger, becomes the smugee!


wait, that doesn't make any sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# because people secretly want a paedophile in charge
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Of course! Vote Glitter!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# nah he transgressed the line he did
became a pederast. well accused of being anyway.

we just want a strong liking for please.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# we just want a strong liking for please?
we just want a strong liking for please!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# They'd sort the men from the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I believe it is the way that I tell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I done a picture of a tiger.

Then I got bored and liquified it.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh nice!
Tiger thread?

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# well that's bloody lovely
oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I showed 23 Chinese kids Monet's waterlillies picture today.
They weren't that impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# now thats a huge bloody shame.
Thats the thing tho... they've all seen that style before, but when he did it was all new and what not.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I guess they'd have preferred tigerlillies
(which is probably why this thread made you think of mentioning that)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It reminded me of some Monet, but I'm not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# grand
I can't tell which bits are which, but it looks tigerish nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# [I like that...
makes me think of the Sea & The Winds, but also Tiger. ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Bardot


Click for bigger (63 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I approve.
I approve of any pre-crazy wrinkled old age Bardot.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I dunno
To do the post crazy wrinkled version would have impressed me. It would have taken forever to complete.

(I do like this tho)
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nicely
i'm just finishing off a vector of bianca beauchamp yet again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# who?
I have a vision of that ginger bird off eastenders
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# oo you saucepot!
you better post it when it's done!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I just finished off bianca beauchamp.
She called herself a taxi.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
[citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Maybe you can help...
Cat Milk???? WTF?
If it was actuallt cat milk I could maybe understand it, but it's what? Some bio-engineered milk formula specifically for cats? How did they test it? On animals?

What demand was there? Cats have ENOUGH already but noooo they need special milk too do they?

In other news, Bridge looks non too happy about the cat lactose situation too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# there are human taste testers
no joke
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Maybe Red Dwarf wasn't kidding
when Holly said the milk that lasts the longest is Dog's milk. "Because no bugger will drink it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I say, Ms. Vomit,
That's rather spiffing *twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Excellent
Wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ace ace baby!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Fluffy elephant living on a cloud :3

Click for bigger
I posted this in Epiphany's elephant thread, but nobody saw it.
Pasanonic can fuck off if he doesn't like it, it hasn't had a new thread yet ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Sorry mate
Still looks like an elephant farting to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# omg REPOST SELECTA
nicely, sir, I missed the previous outing
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# So did everyone else :]
www.b3ta.com/board/9123018#post9123034
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I like your style
you will go far young sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Thankyou :3
I've done a couple more like that:
www.b3ta.com/board/9124894
www.b3ta.com/board/9127317
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Nicely
I wish I could draw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You and me both,
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# No shit, Sherlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# This is...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# RED SAUCE ON PASTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# what you lookin' at?


www.orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# these are bountious* win
:D

EDIT: *oooh.. unintentional confectionary pun
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# well I snickered
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Down with penny-sweet stereotypes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# [Yay SuperDave!
T-shirt them STAT!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Ooh, sweet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# This song is following me today
and I love the Milkshake pic from your site. Actually I love all of it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# It freaked me out when I realised how young that Cilmi girl was.
Sorry, I didn't mean to say that out loud. I actually meant: these are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# how old is she?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
how old who
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# She recorded a song called 'Sweet About Me'.
It's on every fucking hour where I work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I used to have a job in an office where I had to listen to the entire Moyles show every day.
Radio in office is almost always bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Don't I know it.
They should have me on suicide watch. It's all I can do to top stabbing myself repeatedly in the eyeballs with the nearest biro of a day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Turn your rage outwards, go on a murderous rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# 17.
When I was told she was 16, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# fair enough
if i was to make a guess from looking at her id say 22-23. i was watching the brit awards warm up thing the other day and she was so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Ah yes, I know some people that went to that.
Sounded like a bag of hot spanners being catapulted down a rusty fire escape, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# These are the benefits of only listening to radio where they talk
although you do have to deal with the Archers of occassion.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I wish there was a Radio 4 without The Archers.
Also Moneybox Live and about 60% of the 6.30pm comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# but the archers does have a fantastic theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Yup. I always enjoy it before I turn the radio off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Misery always comes aquipt with the best theme tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Bad day?
You're usually sunshine and lollypops!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# not perticulary
ive had this idea in my head for ages, just never got round too it.

i do have a bit of a sore face because i face planted the floor while giving drunken piggy backs on saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# cola-bottle-tastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# There should be an "I like these" button
for situations like this.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# The old presidential head trick
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# What Terry Gilliam would be doing if he was alive today.
Oh wait, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ha ha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# [whooaoaooaoaooaaoaoaaa]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yes very Monty-Pythonesque
He just wants to get ahead...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# 'tis a common affliction
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# DrZaarlon Just Doodled....
..And Is Off To Clean Himself Up.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# You could win the fucking Turner Prize with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Not sure if that's a complement or an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# [I'm going to take it as a complement...
.cheers Coast! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Guess again
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# [oh no!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# If only there was a Turner Prize for Fucking
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# It would be for experimental fucking rather than solid traditional fucking.
You'd probably win by fucking a giraffe in the ear or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ....and that's JAZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That is the name of one of my bands (And That's Jazz)

Announcers can be looking directly at our sign and call us "All That Jazz!" - 90% of the time they get it wrong, over 30 years.

I did not think it up! - was the trumpet player's idea (and he writes the checks...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *spurtz*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

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