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# Murgatranthes the ice demon cunts a chav in the fuck.

Click that shit for readable (293kb).
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# RDJ approves!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# So does Russ!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# What is he saying? It looks like 'oh yeah!'
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# "WANNGGGGG"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# That's numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Just be glad Paterson Joseph didn't get to be the new Doctor Who
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Decide for yourself
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# "Oh aye" surely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Vagina Binoculars?
So cash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Shit yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# you don't seem to like these 'chavs'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I have to interact with them at work and they fucking suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# More demons plz
Although I'm not sure even a chav would fuck off one of those guys
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I did make a glowy ball of blue light :)


Click for bigger (342 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Oo, pretty.
How you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Well it was a fluke photo...
...not what I was originally going for. After that it was just experimenting with colours, shading and filters in Photoshop until I was happy with the effect...sorry I can be any more specific!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# A magician never unambiguously reveals his secrets.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# What is the object? A lampshade?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Yes...
...yes it is!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I rock!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Disco ball!
*boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Hey B3ta, today's my birthday! :D

I had a party yesterday and there's photos here. :] This balloon is a leftover from the party. It's lonely without its friend. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Happy bioday KK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Fank ya. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i was expecting a nudey man reflection
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# That could be said for many things in life
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Sorry to dissapoint.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# it's ok.
HAPPY BIFDAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I'll give you nudey man reflection
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# COR.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# OH, I WANT BALLOONS AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I WANT POOPSOCKING AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I AM NOT COMING TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY, THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# THE POOPSOCK IS THE PARTYBAG.
OH NO, MINE HAS A POO IN IT :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# GUESS THIS MUST BE A POO PARTY HUH
GOOD THING I HAD ONIONS AND PEANUT BUTTER FOR DINNER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I WANT COCKSUCKING AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# By who, on who?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# WELL I'D SURE HAVE TO SUCK A LOT OF COCK TO GET TO BRIGHTON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# YOU CAN DO IT!
THINK ABOUT IT, NICK CAVE LIVES HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# By coincidence,
here we have a Cave called Cat's Nick.

Well, it was kind of a cave. More of a collapsed recess in a cliff face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I'd like to see him steal the mineral rights to the place, we could put up a warning sign
"Cave! Nick Cave nicked Cat's Nick Cave."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I heard his new album and it was pretty fucking disappointing
 
GET BACK ON THE HORSE, NICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, GIRL.
YOU'RE 14 AT LAST! HAPPY 14TH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I am NOT 14.
That was 2 years ago. e_e
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# YOU'RE 15 TODAY! HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY. YOU'RE GETTING OLD!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'm getting old.
I woke up so suddenly the other day that I had a near brain embolism.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I got up the other day and I shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Naaa
Our B3taBoxxy is much older! At least 15 and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Wait, Boxxy made it here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
The internet is metastasizing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# It's rude to make fun of minorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Shush!
I am not boxxy!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Yeah you are.
You look like a standing piano in tights.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I don't know what that means
But I think it's an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Happy Birthday Killerkitti.
That was in my autocomplete from earlier when you weren't even around.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
www.b3ta.com/board/9165787
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I saw.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# that's a horrible picture
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I know it can be hard to get a good likeness
but that looks like a distant cousin who's just suffered a terrible beating.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Is that a case of Beadle-Hand I see too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# well, we don't have the other for comparison.
 
although I will say it's hard to do the LOOK HERE IS A PICTURE I MADE OF YOU IT IS FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND IT IS A PICTURE OF YOU without coming off like a serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# HAPPY DAY INTERNET PERSON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# THANK YOU INTERNET PERSON
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# YOU AER MOST WELCOME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Are you three or four? :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hush!
I'm 16. :p

We needed balloons so people would know where the party was. We put them on the mailbox and someone stole the blue one.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# meanwhile:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGWCuVAgkkE&feature=related

It's not little patti :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oh, thank fuck.
XD


I like the big boot at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# i found this the other day too, i thought you might like it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Why do you ALWAYS do that to me?
:[[[

Way to ruin my birthday k3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# because I'm natural evil, miserable and inappropriate.
And I think it's hilariously funny. :)

Since you like emo, have elmo the emo:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckFuC5W_pog&feature=related

and tickle me emo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz9ZYVQlfMQ&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Evil is good when it's not directed at me. Figures you would find that funny. It's so...I don't even know. XD

Hahahah, thanks. But I prefer metal. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# the worse thing is my parents occasionally recount how they went to a little patti concert :S
I really don't want to think about my mum doing the stomp.

see, it's all repressed psychological issues relating to my mum.

/freud blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Holy shit, did they really? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# at bondi pavilion some time in the early 70s
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That's really depressing.
Here, listen to this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQZgkSb353U
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# argh mine ears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F__tHqwXx4&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# What the fuck is that?
Do you seriously listen to musics like that? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# it's the baby elephant walk, and occassionally i do
normal listening for me is old school rock, r&b, blues, that sort of stuff. I found my cream discography the other day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
Oo-kay.
Old school rock is okay sometimes. I like hippie musics and metal, and some pop. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BOOGIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# STOMP! STOMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# STOMPIN AT MAROUBRA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# HOP! HOP!
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27v2oZ9cuoU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# happy brirthday/reflective balloon day
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Very Happy Birthdeye !
Saw you winking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hahah
thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# AAAIIIIMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Okaie.
Be on in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Yaaay :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Happy "Legal in the UK" day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# XD
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# INTERNET DRAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I still say outlawing everyone under the age of 16 was a good idea!
They can rot on the Isle of Man for all I care.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# also this in australia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Happy birtday
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# :D
Thanks vimod gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I don't want any wine today, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# We don't ship outside Australia.
Maybe you would like to visit one of our partner companies?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Happy birthday ma'am
Here, have a weird smiley face thing as a gift:

:]
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# At least it's not :3
I cannot for the life of me make my mouth that shape, I envy ClanSoul for this reason alone.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I've seen that about. What does it mean? Is it a cow's face?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# In the words of Guy Secretan, ''I'm yet to meet a woman who doesn't look better with my bollocks resting on her chin.''
Perhaps it's that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# (:3=
  ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I see
(New From Monument to Masses leaked this fair morn)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I'd look on what.cd, but this evening is Dax Riggs evening.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# OMG SHARX
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# OMG NO WAI
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# THANK YOU FOR PHOTOSHOPPING OUT THE SHARK SO AS NOT TO ALARM US
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# IT'S NO PROBLEM
I DID NOT WANT TO ALARM YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I AM ALERTED TO THE ALARM VIA A SIREN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I really want to make innapropriate comments
about clansoul and various ages of consent (apparently New Jersey is the same as the UK and therefore lower than most of the US) but I'm in too good a mood to think of spiteful things
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# See that's retarded though
cos 16 is legal or whatever, but we don't even get a proper driving license until 18. Permit at 16, provisional at 17, full at 18. It's stupid. Everywhere else gets a license at 16, and Texas at 15!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# 16 year olds
should not be allowed to drive.

17 is the way to go.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Naah!
I'm in Driver Ed now. I get my permit in April, but in everywhere else, they have their licenses! :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# take a look at the requirements for nsw
learners permit at 17 (i think) after an exam
provisional license 1 after 100 odd hours of driving practice and another exam
provisional license 2 after a year (i think) and another exam
full license after another 2 years and another exam

Northern Territory, and the ACT: i think it's a full license after driving test, typically taken a week or two after getting a learners permit. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hahahah!
Shit!
We have a course of Driver Ed and 6 hours of driving school, then the learner's permit.
Learner's permit for at least 6 months, then provisional license at 17.
Provisional for a year, then semi-full.
Full at 21.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i haven't bothered to learn to drive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I have to
because of where I live. There's no public transport or walking paths or anything like that. But I'm hoping to go to uni in London, so I won't need a car.

But once I get my license and have it for a year or two, I'ma get my motorcycle license and be awesome like that. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# i just get my parents to give me a lift. or i don't go.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Your parents?
:]
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# yeah I'd probably just stick with "your ugly and you smell bad", that usually covers most situations
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# my ugly what?
but yeh, that should work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# thank you for your prompting of your wants
these needs have been logged and dated in our computers for later cross referencing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Hello /board. I made you a wallpaper.

Click that shit for a 1280 x 1050 version (755kb). Crop and resize it as needed. (Yes, it is a bit speckly; I didn't choose a good iso speed).

Got a good wallpaper? Share it with us! And 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# this one is the same size
www.anna-ghislaine.com/walls/bubbleswallpaper.jpg

very nice, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# D'oh, fixed.
It's some silica gel beads on bubble wrap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahaha, I liked that one.
I would love to do that challenge if I wasn't such a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It does sound mentally tough.
Even the winner got hypothermia this year.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# THAT SHIT IS HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# One of the most hardcore things I've ever seen I think.
More pics of the challenge: www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/02/tough_guy_challenge_2009.html

Alas no more of that man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# yeah, I'd say that's tough.
 
pretty cool photos, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I took loads of photos of snow last week with an ISO of 400 so I could get falling flakes and that ISO had been fine up until then on my camera,
but it transpired that they were grainy fuckers in the light.

Still, managed to photoshop the things alright in the end.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Can I see these pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Haven't really bothered putting all of them up due to the fact I hate myself.
www.flickr.com/photos/85837452

Favourite one
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Save'd the church one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Also, predictably I still have the same wallpaper I made years ago.
fc43.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/092/b/4/Stereotypical_noir_wallpaper_by_jeru.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I went up the nearby hill about an hour ago and took a load of pics
But hundreds of spirit orbs got in the way. Sods.


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I like the second one.
It reminds me of when we made snowstorm pictures in school by flicking a brush loaded with white paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Arty!
EDIT, DESLTOP THREFD. It has since, got messier.

[img]http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1234139924/thumb.desktop.jpg[/img]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# my wallpaper
www.lunaestas.com/petercook/wallpapers/petedud2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Who that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# peter cook and dudley moore
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# needs to be a wee bit bigger to be a wallpapers innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I PASTED THE WRONG URL
BUT IT'S FIXED NOW SO WHO LOOKS SILLY NOW

NOT ME THAT IS FOR SURE
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# YOU DO, WITH THE STILL TINY CLICK FOR BIGGER
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I just did all this on /talk, silly Todd
www.b3ta.com/talk/5914301
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Happy Happy Desktop Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
my dsektop
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nice.
Here's a few I made for postbear's odd monitor size.
Catmint
Ladybug emerging
Pokémon
All 400k or less.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
herere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Looks 3ish Dish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Was someone picking a fight with vimod when I went to bed last night?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I don't know.
The whole thing scares me a bit because I don't know what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# A Bus going home on rainy winter's night.

I really really like this one.
Let's assume you've done the bus slogan things already, and everyone thinks you're really really funny, or I will stab you all up in the face.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I can't draw windows either.
This is really good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# WINDOWS?!?!?!?!?


:P
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Because I don't speak gay?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# EXCLAIMATION MARKS DO NOT DENOTE A QUESTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Why not!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Don't they!!!!!!!

Why!!!!!!!!!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# PRETZLE!!
CAT GARBAGE!!!
NOUN!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# also, can I take this opportunity to point out that questionmarks don't come at the end of a statement?
that angers me more than apostrophe abuse

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR LITTLE DONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
This is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# all it's missing is a slogan on the side
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahah FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# HAHAHAH
i read a great story in the paper about some guy in a shopping centre car park with 2 blow up dolls, shorts on with a hole in the groin region and no pants under them. made me fucking smile.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Lol blow up dolls
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# angry jihad dolls?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I wanna see one of the north sea
with the words
"Theres probably no cod"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I did this yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Would you like to hear my terrible impression of Terry Thomas?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# does it go...
"MLLNLMGNLMGNLNG I Can't remember who I am. HELLOOOO"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I thought he had parkinson's not alzeihmers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# MLNLMLGNLGMGLNGL
MLNGLMGLN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Whys bus looking sads?
He's on his way home!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# That's GREAT . . . and the correct colour too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I like the design
from the outside anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# It has a bar inside, and a jacuzzi
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# this is what I feared
it will be full of OAPs
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaall aabooooooooooooooard!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# It's the Deal or No Deal bus. I get jokes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# No it's not.
Its just an odd bus with no windows.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# How much money is in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Blur :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Mesmereyesed
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ooo you slag
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Indeed, have we met before?
After lots of general lurking I've decided that the best time to view this stuff is when I get in from the pub.

Being out of work makes this better.

Edit: nuts, I should not use strike tags after going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# i might have shagged you once?
do you live in brighton? drink to excess and have a habit of picking up strange women dressed as nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Bingo!
Well, I don't recall ever having been to Brighton, but that probably means that yes I do drink to excess in Brighton. The rest is also therefore highly likely.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# * gets in car and puts 'Brighton' in satnav *
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# HURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# As I implied, I've not long got back from the pub
so the trip will be like the Withnail one, including whisky bottle, and take ages.

Mr Satnav says my ETA is Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# have you got the piss device tho?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Which dispenses child's piss?
It's a permanent fixture.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# is the bottle of whiskey also a permanent fixture?
i know mine is.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Will !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Sheebee gots da heebeegeebeez
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Ripe for plucking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# NOOOOO!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Isn't that what's happening?
Newsflash - New video footage of child being attacked by hundreds of invisible hammers
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# smells of hammers
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Oscar Hammerstink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Feeling Retractable Twinges . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I love that advert
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ^Then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I've discovered an ancient form of chiropracty
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hehehe :D
Slightly related pea:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Silly bird, peoples is not berry! :D
Also beware: thread deleters D:{
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That was a good thread.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# He was deleted doing the things he loved.
He will be sorely missed.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# What was deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Something about pissing in an ashtray.
No pics.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9166017

It was also posted on /talk and it didn't go down well there either.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I could swear he posted this exact thing a few months ago.
I'm thinking he's peed out fires more than once.

Maybe he needs to stop smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# She appears to really get off on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Haha
Super as always.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I believe she trained on Curly Whirlies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# arf!
a curly whirly was the first idea, but decided to follow the stickman theme of yesterdays pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# :D
I am liking these
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Terminator 2 and Total Recall in ITV2 double bill SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Are they going to cut to adverts ten minutes before the end?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I was watching that match when it happened, but the picture returned in time to see the goal.
ITV is so bad. I was watching something on Film4 the other night and there were single advert breaks every five minutes throughout the middle of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Smazm
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# she's sat inside a giant sequined vagina.
dirty bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# brain sweeties
blip.tv/file/1558473
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Of course she would . . .
and sing out his name in perfect harmony . . . Pitahfnusio . . . la la la lalio . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# His hat is made from nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Such a pill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that just cracked me right fucking up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# No, it's woven from a soft clay containing the goodness.
Absorbed via osmosissismis.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Oooooh . . . follicletosis . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# that's ALMOST arousing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# This made me snicker more than it should have done

From New Scientist:-

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# *Joins the animal themed responses*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# You didnt even have to change your name >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I already spotted yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Im trying to shoot americans, but b3ta is a bit distacting
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# lolety
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Woo animal names
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# YAY I'M ANIMAL THEMED
AND I'VE GOT A GOAT ON THE END OF MY COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I disbelieve half of what you say
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# well kitty counts as animal surely?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I have reason to believe you have no cock
and therefore nowhere to place the goat you also claim to possess
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# what makes you believe that?
i've got a massive wonga.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I have no idea, I must be assuming that all Kitties here are female
enjoy your wonga
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# well i am female..BUT I STILL HAVE A MASSIVE COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# END OF MASSIVE COCK IS NOT RIGHT PLACE TO PUT GOAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Was that so it didn't wake you up in the morning?
ALL NEW FROM JML, THE PATENTED COCK SILENCER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Sorry, I'll just bring you a coffee next time...
Also all my patients in Theme Hospital keep dying. Well done making me feel extra depressed Bullfrog!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# i have that for the ps...i used toooo love that game
now i'm going to start playing again and get addicted. CHEERS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# That's the version I'm playing. On the last level.
I think I must have designed it terribly because everyone keeps fucking dying. Plus all my doctors walk so slowly it looks like they're trying to keep in an extra heavy shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# never reply to personal ads when pissed. someone never replied back but just added me to messenger
i remeber people used to get stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Still looking for that special man into goat felching and interscholastic bootlegging?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# And yet you never asked me out!
*sad smilie*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Lol animals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# LOLEPIPHANTY
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# yiff yiff
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I am posting in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Fiona
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# She looks cold
Best put a jumper on?
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Jump her . . . indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Would
And you made me think of that 'foxy lady' bit in Wayne's World.

Or was it Wayne's World 2?

No, I think it was Wayne's World.

Yes, it was the first Wayne's World.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Schwaaaaaaaaaaaang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# If she was a president, she'd be Babe Lincoln...
... and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# GODDAMN FURRIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I followed a tutorial
I am pleased with the results.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Awesome, link?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# yes.. this
but with more degostini.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Nice one, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Not bad thanks, Zelda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Ooh :D
I've seen a few of these, but that one's really good!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# thankies, sirrah :)
I do believe I got the link from some one posting one on here.. quite handy and finding out how photoshop actually works :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Suhweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Somebody is on fornicating fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# so you just filtered, then
just kidding, this is most kinds of cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# there were a few involved
mainly the "I'm on fucking fire!!" filter.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I am going to have to try this.
An additional challenge for me will be to translate some of the steps to Paint Shop Pro 8 functions :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# it wasn't that hard..
it only used basic tools and such.. baint I aint used paint shop pro.. so I hve no idea what that involves..

now if you did it in microsoft paint.. I would be hellishly impressed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Poor little snowguy
My house mate reported that moms walking by our house ushered their little ones away as quickly as possible after spotting the knife.



I didn't actually see it happen, but if I did, it would have brought a tear to my eye...
(humming bird attack sgbiyhrq, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Good on moms keeping the little thiefs away from your cutlery !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# My snowman had what appears to be a small rusty machete in his head.
We found it in the shed, worryingly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# THAT IS NOT A CARROT
snowman cannot be real
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# It's a frozen potato chip...
and a plug for a mouth, technically we could have plugged him into the mains...
(humming bird attack sgbiyhrq, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# pffffft
 
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Prototype Urban Fear Patrol Vehicle



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Let it R@LL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# this is soooo cool.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ...this was a blast...

(actually, this stuff is hard to do)!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Nice animation sir! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# what the shit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# shit yeah
he's a right air bender
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# >AIR RENDER
>162 DAMAGE
>KO
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I love the typically anime phrases which clearly don't translate from Japanese to English.
101% MALLEABLE STRIKE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# GO KRILLIN, USE THAT WEIRD LASER DISC POWER THING.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# fear my farts
win!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Arrow Power . . . I'm feeling the BLAST !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Avatar...
...word!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Right shus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# That be excelent.
Nice colouring, too.

Photobucket
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I think that she really likes me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Well done again Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I hate it when that happ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# It can be annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# My Grandad was gonna be part of that, but they didn't let him go, just as he was about to get on the plane
all his friends died.

Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# and then...
... i sai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Nohthing like proir plannig !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# H
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
#

it's like a wasteland.... story
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Crikey.
Nice pic sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Besides that . . . I imagine that it's hot too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I don't understand how that kind of thing happens.
Is the arsonist a ne'er-do-well with a long handlebar moustache and a stoker hat?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# waste those...
...dancin' fools!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'm not sure which picture gives me the most fear
This or the one down there V
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# NIce golden choker . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# art
*prefers hummus....like teh old days
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I SPECIALISE IN NOTHING
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# needs more kitties...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Dot forget to brush your hair dear
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I wish I had teeth to hold my eye in.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I once had a dream i was sick out of my eye
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# i had to blink the chunks out
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# sorry to thread jack
can anyone send me the link to the program that tell people to use google to answer a question...?
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=let+me+google+that+for+you
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# awesome
cheers
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# and yes
i have tried googling it
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# not that hard then, since to find it I put "google it" into google ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# damn
your powers of the search engine are indeed superior. B3ta's wikisearch methods work also though
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# That link is pink!
userstyles.org/styles/9343
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
horses for the win
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# more like, let me HORSE that for you!
Oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Are you perhaps thinking of yahoo ?
answers.yahoo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Yum . . . tastetastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hunky salvadory
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ARGH FLEE IT IS A TACSMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# jeremy?
I don't like him :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Beadlebeadlebeadlebeadle
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# TicTac Attack In the Attic!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
img301.imageshack.us/img301/2725/asianmosquitold3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# it'll feast now
but be hungry an hour later
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# this is what happens when you work many late nights in a lab filled with droning mosquitoes and buzzing fluorescent lights
then you start to write things in your notebook like:

"Day 33 : I think Jenkins was staring at me at lunch again. I hate him so much..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# If you can guess the search term
you get a prize.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hahah what a fat tac shit
Vista is a processor eating gay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# NO U R
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# .
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Nailed'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# pfft
the infidels are pinned down
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# WHERE WAS THIS LAST NIGHT?
I WAITED FOR IT. I WAITED UNTIL NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# STALKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# SOFA LOL
hahahaha this wins everything

could do with being a tad faster mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# believe it or not that is the original speed
www.archive.org/details/stripper_georgia_sothern
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Eyes or boppers?
Either way, wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# What a . . . KICK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hahahahaha winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Haha, top antenna
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# would!
them eye stalks would act as reigns when riding from behind.
.
.
.
..
*gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# She should get together a double act with Wogan.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# hehe
giant heads!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# He's hard to corner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha....thats brill
keep that todger away from me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# WOOHOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# rah!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Sexopoly was popular in the 50s

Oh, btw: Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Oooh ohh Community chest
"You hold an Ann Summers party. Demonstrate The Minge 2000 to your neighbours in your front room".
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# The woman in black looks as though she already landed on the community chest!
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# woosome wobbly dildo!!!
Hoorah
.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# "Mine...all MINE!"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Doubles as lipstick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hhahhahhahha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Free Parking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)

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