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# Destroying your childhood one cartoon at a time

Morning everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Weren't they brother and sister?
Or cousins at least. I'm sure they were.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# They were twins...
hence why you get double the laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That's even hotter.
Although if they were identical twins you could argue that it's just masturbation, since they are sort of clones of each other.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# don't we all yell it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Rule 34 has already destroyed everything I love.
GOOD MORNING, SQUISH - I LIKE YOUR DRAWING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# What's rule 34?
Morning tits-satter (that's how I read your name in my head)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# "If it exists there is porn of it"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# No exceptions.
Except for one; the phenomenon known as the Rosie O'Donnell Lacuna. Rosie O'Donnell is the only exception to Rule 34.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I have yet to see any decent
clay animation porn
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# It's out there, somewhere.
Although rule 35 states that if it doesn't exist, you are obliged to make it.

You know what to do.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# That's not a rule. That is pure fact sir
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# not necessarily, hence rule 35.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# The rules must be void..
because of rule 30? What am I then? Rude
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# It's like the Laws of Physics
it existed before it was the rules. It's more of an observation.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it's a 4chan thing
encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rules_Of_The_Internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Although rule 34 predates the other 46.
It was a random number.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# 4chan is more stupid than b3ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I'll never understand 4chan.
I went on it a couple of times and it really was kids and paedophiles, true to legend.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I'd rather read youtube comments all day.
It's almost your 1000th post. Resist the temptation to whack up a picture of your scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I shall resist said temptation, although purely because I have no camera to hand.
Hmmm, I should probably make a poor effort at an image.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I always liked rule 45
"when one sees a lion, one must get into the car"
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# EH, WHO DOESN'T?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# BY THE POWER OF PURPLE HELMET.
SWOOOOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I was looking for the Ronnie Johns He-Man skits on youtube but I can't find any.
 
basically it's He-Man taking a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Colour me intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I think it was just a one-off, not listed in the regular characters.
 
www.ronniejohns.com/heathchar.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Hahaha
I like your drawing style.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Thank you
Years of watching cartoons finally pays off.. without paying
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i never got to see he-man
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You were deprived as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# what do you mean 'as a kid'
I never got to watch power rangers or the Simpsons either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Then you need to take a weekend
to catch up with the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# it won't be the same :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# The original http://www.bbc.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Ha, and he's in South Wales.
RUN FOR THE HILLS REMOTE CONTROL.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# They have great tourism adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Cardiff always tends to look a little charred after the average monster attack though
That's why I like my aliens confined to america
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# cardiff isn't high rise enough
Tokyo is the best city for monster rampages.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Aha!
It IS teh Gayshift!


I'm off tae bed (for a J.Arthur)
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Personally I think we should just fuse Russel T Davis' hands together for the good of society.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
thisiswhyyourefat.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# so hungry now
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# CAPTAIN SCARLET, CAPTAIN SCARLET
 
I always liked that show better than Thunderbirds for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# it's got more angst, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# And more Rhapsody Angel.
Hottest marionnette ever.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Oh God, he deleted the thread too.
FOUND.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# And after you were so very gentle with him too!
Better than he deserved.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Suicide Bummers
(Billy Blue Wind Some say I do this for fun., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Needs more diagonally falling into graves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I'd say NSFW
but that would be moot really, these circumstances do not typically occur in the typical workplace environment typically
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# depends on the work really..
I think this is justthe thing for a porn studio..

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I'm not sure, but I wouldn think a porn studio would go in for drops of several hundred feet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# cliffs of mohair
in ireland?
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I think b3ta is one of the few places on the web where someone will guess the cliffs' location in this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Moher.
Sorry, bit of a pedant. :-/

Edit: It does look like them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I was there this summer!
but there was no bumming
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Why is it compo'd?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Throwing dismembered people off cliffs while they're having sex
counts as "petty terrorism", doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# They're throwing themselves off.
I'm in a bad mood and therefore pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I think they must have had help
They're missing quite a bit of their legs.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# This amuses me.
Maybe they've been drinking.

Y'know, Legless. *Gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Ah...
...so it's Orlando Bloom bumming...
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# They're SUICIDE BUMMERS
It's a pun or play on words.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Eh? I know. That's why I said they're throwing themselves off.
As in, didn't get help, perhaps from potential "petty terrorists". Which is a reply, or response to a prior statement or question.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That was meant to be in reply to In Vino Veritas.
Sorry.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Oh, no worries.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# If I was some sort of cliff-climber, or I enjoyed swimming at the bottom of cliffs
My day would be truly terrorised.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This is a TRUE FAX*
*did I use it right?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I believe so, the E in TRUE is optional.
Anyway, sup elingphunt? Why the pedantry-inducing bad mood?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Boredom. I'm sick of waiting for documents. Complete frustration that I have to sit about, waiting for other people to get on with paperwork.
I can leave to Korea NOW, and have been able to for weeks, but it's just getting on my nerves tonight. I dislike having 'kall to do.

What's the deal with you? No Top B (pfffft)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I always wanted to go to Korea, in a prolonged sense, though I suspect I'll never go now due to the enjoyment being sucked out of everything.
Had or have a penpal type bloke in Daegu who I haven't spoken to in absolutely ageeess.
Where abouts you headed?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Incheon for a year.
I'll be staying in Seoul for a week beforehand to get a basic feel of the language. I've wanted to live abroad for a while, particularly the Far East, so can't wait.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# That's going to be mental fun.
The only thing I know about Korean is they have about seven different ways to say everything, based on how respectful you want to be to the person you're talking to. Have fun with that :P
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Honourifics?
I think that's true of most of the asian languages to some degree though. I think Hangeul did have different verb endings or something though, I really honestly can't remember it was a while ago.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Chinese only has two (that I've come across so far in my 18 months of learning it)
But yeah, I imagine Japanese is like that, they seem a very deferential people.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ha! It's a ridiculous language, although as far as I can discern
it has set characters unlike Chinese, which makes it much easier to learn (30 different ones methinks). I have a couple of friends teaching in China and they're loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# That'll be handy.
I know about 1,000 Chinese characters I reckon, and I'm nowhere near able to read a newspaper or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I always wanted to go there because Seoul from what I have seen is a fucking amazing city, just so sleek and everything.
Really nice and comparitively cheap apartments and generally not as technologically and geographically backward as London. Their underground shopping mall things are really cool as well aparantly too, even though they are basically really really cramped flea markets.

I think I can still say Fuck you (or literally "I'll kick your penis") in Hangeul.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Yes, exactly. It's all about the new culture. Totally immersing yourself in a new life.
I'm really interested to find out the Eastern perception of the West too, first hand.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pfft, Top B finishes at midnight this year, what with the union being rebuilt and it instead being staged in a tent on Tocil field.
We ran an article in the Sanctuary a while ago comparing it to a student's union childcare service. Good times.

And I should be out, but I've seminar work I didn't do at the weekend, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Oh, and drinks also cost £2. That's the one thing it had going for it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh dear. I saw the TES when I was down there for a couple of weeks.
Inventive name. I'm awaiting the renaming of the buses to Mobile Transportation Vehicles or something.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# One of its nicknames is, apparently, "the sanitary towel."
I am not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Gayshift already
?
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# suicidal amputee bummers, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# These make me laugh
Out loud and everything.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Why is this one more expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Market forces.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Lack of supply
or increase in demand?

I have seen scant evidence of either.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Man, this shit is so underground.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# We're early adopters.
This is proper vanguard stuff, man.

Remember where you were when you first saw this, because in years to come you'll be telling your grandchildren.

Personally, though, when I tell my grandchildren, I will leave out the fact that I was naked.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Has anyone noticed in all the fuss about the weather
...that actually, its fucking ace for photography? Objects 8 miles away are so clear you can almost touch them.

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Nice Shot...
I mean HEADSHOT!
Okay, sorry...
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# yes, here's a picture of the storm/rain I took earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Here is a photo of my abode, since we're doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# your abode apears to be snowed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# It rather is, there's been no post for four days.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# eep
probably all bills and random international lotteries that you never entered anyway

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# here's mine
if we are doing that.



Click for bigger (358 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I tried to take a night time panorama
if I had some kind of tripod for the phone it might have vaguely worked

I'll get an actual camera one day


(click for more big)

though as it fails somewhat in broad daylight I guess nightime is just asking too much :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# my phone has a pano
option and it will actually do the stitching for you. I've never tried it because the camera is basically shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# mine does too, but it's 3 panes and the "stitching" consists of 'make sure you pointed the phone the right direction 3 times'
not much cop really

phone cameras invariably suck ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# mine does 6 I think.
which is still rubbish. The one above I took on my Sony and it's about 26 shots.

My phone does have a sport mode that takes 30 shots in quick fire. I bet that's shit too. Who uses a phone for pictures apart from chavs and accident rubber-kneckers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# when I take a picture
I have to wait about 5 seconds before I take the next picture

I bet vodaphone deliberately made the camera work more shitty too

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# you always drag out your etheopian dirt road pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# it's the only one I ever took.
I don't want to encourage stalkers by posting vast amounts of personal pictures.
It's not emospace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# it isn't?
then stop wearing eye makeup and dark clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# but it makes me look cool, dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# No abode photoshops
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Imagine if you could actually touch them
*fondles*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# what about if you could punch them
with godlike hands

and the villagers would be running about screaming "IT IS THE END!" and shit would be on fire and shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# That would be nice too.
But..still....the fondling.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU, BLIP? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# .
I am all things for all people
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# glad to hear it
bend over and spread
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Warning:
Do not put bellend in guillotines.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# NSFW!? My dad would get fired lol.
Oh, right, I mean "made redundant" as he would say...
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# a repost in a new thread?
u crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Why does this remind me of the kind of animation they have on Catchphrase?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# hahahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Hoganberry..yum!
(trickyric, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Haha, looks like an Amish Beard :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# NAZI WALLABIES?!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# It was just then that Christian realised again!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Lol
I liked the song...
He said lots of naughty words...
Well, only one naughty word, but alot of times...
WTF ARE YOU DOING!?
*checking the lights*
classic ;D
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] For all your CBT needs!
(Crowman, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# *topical Golliwog joke*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ha ha
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Well are you?....


Sleep for bigger (179 kb)

Just checking.....
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# no, can you give us five minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# oh, any time you like
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# give?


/pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# She accidentally a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You're , you are.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I it all the time
d:)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# missed?


/even more fucking pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# you saw nothing
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# This is rather well done.
Did he kill an indie kid and steal his jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hehehe.
I Believe he has killed many Indie Kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# IT'S A START, I SUPPOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# no..
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hear me now!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# DAY FIVE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.
EVERYONE IS AVOIDING HENRY
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# inverse kinetics
(Mr Chicken, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Very inversely kineticed . . . and they left it clean !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
this ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant guest appearance:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I wonder
if i submitted this instead of the plain one
in my portfolio... would i get a first for it..
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# flackorff
Photobucket
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Do you have an RSS feed I could subscribe to?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# .
what is an rss feed??
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# If you need to ask
then it must be a RIS feed.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# like a bird feeder but for rotating scumridden sailors
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# why thank you Miss
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Where's kirsty and the baldman?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# gussef
Photobucket
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# may I just say
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# .
who is kirsty who is the baldman?
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Haha, I saw this and assumed it'd be shit. It's wonderous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# .
why thankyou
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Why did I read that with a Scottish accent?
Sorry, I mean "Scortish"
(AMadDayYes, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# because that's how it is in the song
*did exactly the same thing as well*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Haha!
So did I!
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# ....And your bent psychopathic wife will thrash you within an instance of your life....
....you HAVE been warned!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Mmm, ham...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Does it come in a Kosher model ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Only if you buy it from one of the bad shops :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D Everyone loves to touch the ham now and again
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# It's hard to beat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hammmmmmmmmmmmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# haha
oh wow!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Self explanitory
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Lions r prety flowrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Dandy LION
ppffft dandy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Needs more monacle :)
Or monarchle...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# 'ning bloke!
How goes it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Upon further refelection . . .
Haaahahahaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Haha
He looks extremely regal and academic; with a hint of genuine lunacy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# That's about right :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ha ha wet the bed
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# woop
:D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# So is this


Fuck it, I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Now that lion is a regular
Beau Brummel
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I say...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Nightnight, pretty blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Elfs Sexplanitory
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Elfs are mammals too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# mammals you say
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/konnie_huq_medium-copy.jpg
nsfw and still in need of attention
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Mind the gap.

Eyes down for a full house.

Not many of them to the pound.

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# i wanted saggier but i was getting bored looking
maybe tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I wanna see Connie Huqs boobs in a wheel barrow
NOW DAMMIT!


please
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
watch this space.

maybe not this actual space because that'd be really boring but a space not dissimilar to it in a few days, i'll see what i can do
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Skill!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# maybe in a pool?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Ok, it is now Sunburn's 'special me time'
brb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# and this is Socks (not Cookie)
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Catwanking...
only on Blue Peter
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# The original wanking sock.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# NIce waves . . . surf's up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Do we get points for naming those breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# 10 points for the left,
8.39485986 for teh right.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I'M NUMBERBLIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Why the long breeeeeeeeeeeeasts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# she looks as shocked as I did at her size increase
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# yeah!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# That's the . . . spear it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Cheetara having a bad hair day?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Yes . . . Britney is . . . as usual . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# have a roar of approval:)
rrrrrrroooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *runs, hides, messes kecks*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# woo
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# shirley bindun
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Bling it on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hello b3ta
I am trying to build up some form of digital arty portfolio to prove my worth to the world, or something, and so I have started colouring in Akira. This is the first page of some that I shall be doing.



Click for bigger (275 kb)

any thoughts, criticisms, etc. most of the welcomes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# TETSUUUUUUUUUUU
CAAAANAADAA
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# or travis as he will be in the american live action version...
yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# As a rule
Hates American remakes
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafd97yJFOI
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# the only exceptions to the rule for me so far are TV series.
The Office and (surprisingly) Life on Mars..

though the huge majority of imported concepts are generally reamed of artistic merit in the process
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# WHAT?
WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAT?!


This is an outrage!

/Additional: Nice colouring dude!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Colouring is good, (and this is) but I think from experience
most potentials (employers) want to see drawing ability demonstrated along side it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I've seen a few, comic publishing type peoples,
who will take unsolicited examples of work for colourists.. they want like 5 pages of sequential imagery, so that's what I'm up to currently.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Opinion: Anime is shit.
No, I haven't seen all Anime. Yes, I'm still going to call it all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I like ur colorin tho. reely good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# tankies
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# good job this is manga then..
other wise we'd all be fucked.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh whatever, man! WHATEBUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# ah no, akira is grand..the rest of it is fairly twee and shite.
but akira is pretty damn fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'm not saying you're wrong...
But for me it's the following
Best Series: Escaflwone
Best OVA: Macross Plus
Best Movie: Princess Mononoke (cliché I know...)
Best Showcase of clichés: Guyver
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# my neighbour totoro
elfen lied.. although that is a bit too "oops I fell over and grabbed your boob" in places.

Monster is kecking awesome anime series and manga.. I would suggest it to any one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Very nice work
but don't you have any magenta crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# they're used in the next few pages
;)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# isnt it allready
coloured in? top stuff all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# it was released by epic as a 39 release serial in colour
but that is no longer available.. what is available is the 6 book dark house b&w version.. unless you are being humourous and refering to the film.. and this is going completely over my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Looks like your colouring in might have gone over a few edges.
isn't colouring in for play school kids?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# there are a few people who actually manage to make it their career
...worryingly.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Ha! Just kidding.
Nice werk and 'ting.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Keep going . . . no time too loose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# DOOMSDAY!?
Okay, this didn't deserve it's own thread, so ill drop it here...

I was looking around the internet, and I found out that on Friday, at half past 11 (GMT) The UNIX time will be 1234567890. With this colliding with friday 13th, the world will end. Apparently.
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# ^This^ can't be true
or Deckionplexis would have been all over it like a rash ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Lol
But it will be 1234567890 coz i ran a little perl script to find out, and it worked o.0

If you are running UNIX, try entering this..
perl -e 'print scalar localtime(1234567890),"\n";'
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I don't think anyone will be joining me for a party
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# The Game . . . is already over . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Last Wednesday we were a victim of an attack
We were duped and as such the challenge will be ending early.
Please suggest possible alternatives here


( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:20)

Haha!
wtf!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# This really, REALLY confused me for a second then.
I need to have a lay down now, you jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# and it would have worked too
had it not been for those pesky indented replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# metalols
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# You got me good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# oooh
you clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Ramsey

'Av it!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# near the top
come and play isketch you lot
b3ta.com/board/9168948
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Is it... alive?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I raise you six michelin stars and an advert for butter
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# argh!
kill it before it kills us!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# aaaaarrhhhhh
someone has tied parsley to his elongated chin
this is a thing of giggles. much woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Thanks, I personally like his subtle giant hands
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# THEY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I don't think anyone or anything willingly would.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Flat out face !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# fucking delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Waiter . . . what's this nose doing in my soup ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# backstroke?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Is there a doctor in the house ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# FUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# heh heh
all round grins wi'that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# that's horrifying.
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

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