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[challenge entry] Sorry
!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Haha, good stuff
woo
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
oh god....
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Argh, that kid has a fucking creepy face
Kill it!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yeah
he probably deserved it
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I'll get this in here then:
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Ha, ha
That made me cough wine through my nose (you bastard). Excellent.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

'Oh god make it stop crying.'
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Louise Woodward swears by it"
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Shake it!
Also, congrats on the insta-FP!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# and it's been FP'd
top showing sir :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
first proper laugh of the compo
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# lol,
im guessing that this is a post for all those yanks who say that us Brits cant laugh at ourselfs!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# haha
rocking
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Heh
That's actually quite woo
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You sir
are on a one way trip to hull.


I salute you. ;-)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Woo!
1997 for teh win!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hah
Office snort

S
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Single please
Destination Hull
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Class
Can you do a ginger stepchild edition?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# brilliant
and so quick too, you clever bastard
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# It's funny because it's true.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Most Woosome!
Shake it, baby!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Surely the age thing should be
3- ?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# 'Shake me! Shake me like a British Nanny!'
/Stewie
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Nintendo try to cash in on the web 2.0 craze
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I predict a whole compo full of these
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# this is number 5, i think
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I couldn't get pasta first level
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Did it put an (al) dente in your confidence?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# You should state your sauces for that rumour
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# BASIL!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# This is spaghetting silly
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Is that your two pennes' worth?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Don't gnoccit 'till you've tried it.
Careful, we're showing how middle class we are.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Always buy proper pasta, not Spag hoops
Leave the can alone, eh?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I'll go back to educating other punners
I once tortelliphant rider.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# If I told then he'd blow a fuse - silly.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I cooked pasta for tea!
But I used a wooden spoon.
/Old skool
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# haah
compo it
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Mmmm
pasta.

My mummy is at the store now. She's buying microwave pasta. :D


ALSO: *click*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# oh dear god no, not microwave pasta *puts head in hands*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
It's yummeh!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Why don't you just make regular pasta, it's not like it takes any longer, and it's probably easier.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# It's microwave raviolis.
Like um...Chef Boyardee, or the Heinz ones. :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# it's what?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Microwaveable ravioli.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Tell me Kitterkitti, why do you hate freedom so much?

Does that actually exist? Microwave? Pasta?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yes it does exist, get a rubber and eat it, it is just the same
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Wait...rubber like an eraser
or rubber like a johnny?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# They're both made of rubber D:
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# That's why I want clarification
because I don't want to eat a johnny OR an eraser...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# What about an erasor in a johnny?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Well that's...
hmm...no. Still don't wanna eat that. I mean, would you eat that?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Maybe if you want to smuggle some erasers on an airplane
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Are you not allowed erasers on a plane now?
Jeez, they're really cracking down with security. I mean, the only way I can think of to kill someone with an eraser is to...well...nevermind.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# They're both made of rubber D:
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# What does it have to do with freedom?
And yes! Haven't you seen the Heinz canned pasta, or Chef Boyardee?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# No, I have not

And I've taken to asking why people hate freedom so much because it seems to be all the rage over on your side of the pond these days ;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# oh...
I thought that was...oh... :[


Oooh, you're not in England are you? I forgott. I see the Heinz tinned spaghetti in England all the time, like in the Best One, but maybe they don't have it where you are? What about Chef Boyardee? XD
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Heheh, no

I really like to cook, and I certainly would never buy tinned pasta. Maybe we do have it, but I've never looked for it.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# MICROWAVE...PASTA????
It's pasta! You boil water. Put shit in the water. Wait two minutes. Take shit out of water. Ad sauce.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# CHEF BOYARDEE!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# STOP SAYING CHEF BOYARDEE
YOU'RE GIVING ME THE FEAR
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
XD
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# or pesto, if you want to be lazy
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# BAD JOB MICROWAVE
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING YES.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahha
I clicked.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Click.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Team up and cut their losses....
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
360 is still better...

i just got an intriguing email
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Sign up, get your brain removed and profit in one easy step.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# there's no small part of me that is sorely tempted to apply
i could become JC Denton.... cool...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Is it to do with this?
www.scienceweeksy.org.uk/events.php?type=public&id=2#eventDetails2
Doesn't sounds half as fun as what I'd imagined.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# ooo clever you :)
should still be quite interesting hopefully
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I wish I got mail like that.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# "Must be willing to travel to Mondas"
Is it spam or a real offer?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# well in all honesty its actually two emails subjects photoshopped together
i misread my emails and got excited :)
the superhuman bit is actually a lecture thats being given at my uni next month. i've got tickets, it promises to be really interesting

What links model Katie Price (Jordan), Cybermen, Viagra, King Louie, and the Nazis? If you want to know the answer and more, attend this lecture. Medical engineering and other emerging technologies can now
achieve far more than simply alleviation of pain and restoration of function. Human beings can become everything we have ever aspired to be and more. "Converging technologies" have brought us to the point where our species can indeed become superhuman. The presentation will review the current state-of-the-art with respect to converging technologies (in engineering, science, medicine and dentistry), and evaluate the potential impact on the individual and society. These subjects will inevitably raise questions regarding what it is to be human, and should society now use the opportunities presented by modern technology to create the first generation of superhumans?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# can you see if they will knock me up a device that
can hold most of humanity in a box and not let them out until they are 30?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Haha
Get a drill penis!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Oooh, get yourself some motherfucking LASER KNEES!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahahaha
And Tom, i think you'll find it's not.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i see your more up to date graphics processor and raise you: a comfy controller, good games and downloadable fallout 3 content
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# LOLpcgaming
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Free online gaming.
Controllers which don't need batteries.
Shitty hardrives.
Shitty 'dashboard'.
Gay american nerds on their little free mics.

I could go on.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Ha!
The trouble with Tom, bless him, is that he's wrong again :)

( what is the point of the xbox? a handicapped, outdated PC with less functionality. Get me one, call it an 'I' something and I'll have two!
You can sell any old shite to students.)

Any console is a waste of time but the xbox is super redundant.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# i would rather use a pc any day.
sadly my laptop is a bit out of date these days :(
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# You know how the octopus is the most intelligent invertebrate?

This one isn't.

Inspired by Shiksa on /talk.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# It's because it's a Flid Squid.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I like this octopus.


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# YAY FOR COCKTOPUSSIES :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Haha
stupid but cute
I shall click 'I like this' because I like this
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Reminds me of Brasseye.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# 'Stupid... idiot'
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# What a wanker!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# OCTOCUNT
BASTARD CUNT FOOL

*AAAAAAAAhahahaha*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
#


Its because he is purple, they do not like him...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Yours is cracking
glue him back up!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ahahaha
LOLOCTOPODES
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# It's the brand name that makes this :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Oh cocks, I didn't even notice that at first!
That elevates this thread to
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# you pair of fuckers
i've already copyrighted that in my challenge entry
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't understand the instructions
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Slats not included?



Woo.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# this would actually be fun, I think.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Like roasting babies is fun? *
Hmmm.
* Yes. Yes it is.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# cracking idea
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] aha ahahahaha AHAhahaAHahahaHAHAAHAaaa. Urgh. Staples.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# you appear to have crossed the beams
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# THE STREAMS, DO NOT CROSS THEM.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# and golly gosh he sure looks excited about it, too!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# HE IS LVL 98
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I AM A LEVEL 42 STAPLER AND WE'RE GOING TO RAID THE OFFICE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET

Who's with me?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Well, that was amusing
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# On the backseat of the Car?
Joseph and Emily?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# SCIENCE FACT: Level 42 appears to be the highest possible level there is in Bass Guitar Hero
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I am speechless
Woof yer kipper!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Iwannago
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# BAP TITS
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Floury ones? Or well-fired?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Yes, Yes, Yes
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 180!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You aim too . . . please !
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# the last boss..
Is Jim Bowen :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Super slashing great
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] mustabindunshirley?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# haha
yes!
edit: by yes i mean click. no idea on the mustafa
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yes!
A popular level, that one...

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# yes another 10,000 spangs and i'll move up to Gwyneth level 1
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha
This I will buy lots off
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *buys*
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] For some reason Bob Marley's stuck in my head...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# your subject line made me laugh as much as the pic
woo!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Well aimed toss !
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Doesn't this come as standard?
Woo!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# abu ghraibii
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# HAHA
nice
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Having some fun tonight !
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Are they playing inside a midget art gallery?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you're a little short to be a stormtrooper
i'm already taun

quick and seamless
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# and silly
don't forget the silly
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# *cuts belly open with a lightsaber*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# ...and I thought she smelt bad on the outside
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Flint Napper Hero!

brought to you by the hairy bloke from Time Team
evening folks
EDIT: now with added Phil
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Didn't most of them got called back?

Because the controllers kept catching fire?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Ouch!
*witty repost*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Also: good evening.

You doing okay?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Very well thank you
Got CS4 production suit thingy at work a few days ago :D
but haven't had time to play with it yet
and yourself?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I am also very well
Just finishing off some designs I have to present to a client tomorrow. I shouldn't be on here, really ;-)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Pah!
clients... what use are they?
apart from the money & stuff of course
but apart from...
I'm turning into a monty python skit, aren't I
:(
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Heheheh

These are actually quite nice. Best keep these. Yes.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I got a bootleg copy
My console was chipped.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I'll buy it if it has got Phil in it
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# In like Flint !
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ooooh! Animated
Woo yay.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Something has to be
I'm certainly not ;)
nings sir
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Nings.


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I like this lots
and lots
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Surely that can't be his real voice?
It's just Paul Whitehouse with a wig on surely?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# got that for christmas
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Produced by The Daily Mail?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# *wants*
Minus the Scientology bit.

They're fucking cunts.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Played it, but the end boss proved too much of a task for me


However, I did get the powerup
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I play it as Mario
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I like the underwater levels best
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] At last!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha no wonder mama's so happy!!
Filthy milf!! :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha!
yes
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# pffffft
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] With that kind of celebrity backing, it'll never fail!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BRICK
HOUSE


ooooow!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Built like a . . .
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They all want a piece......
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just wang this in here
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Scribble dee do !
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *inputs input*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha. My first ever CDC!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# SHOULDERCOCK
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# she has the face of a spitting image puppet
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

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