Same here
and there's still loads of people I'd like to add, and no-one I want to lose.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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i think it doesn't help that i've got a lot of people on ignore
but i really don't ant to unignore them
cos they're all cocks
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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cos they're all cocks
PERSONALLY, I WOULD NEVER BUY SOMETHING LIKE THIS >:[
...*shoplifts*
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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I found a website today called wtfdvds
it has some of japans more "interesting" video series. Raped by an Angel 4: Rapists Union I think was one of the more stand out titles.
Nicely shopped, although you loose marks for correct age restrictions :P
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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Nicely shopped, although you loose marks for correct age restrictions :P
I decided to type lose as if it was being said in a japanese accent
*nods*
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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Something Awful
had a whole series of reviews of Japanese rape games. There was one that was basically UFO: Enemy Unknown but with all female soldiers and aliens that rape them.
They're a fascinating and ancient culture, the Japanese.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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They're a fascinating and ancient culture, the Japanese.
The only thing that happened there
was the publicity meant that the illegal downloads of this nothing game went from 1-1000 in the same day.
Way to make your point newspapers. You should learn how the internet markets work.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Way to make your point newspapers. You should learn how the internet markets work.
I'd be surprised if that's not a real game.
The Japs are insane.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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I'm surprised that they can
stop rubbing their thighs long enough to spend 30 seconds shopping some shit for this.
They must think they hit paydirt. An image challenge that really does say "shop anything you like with a wii logo on it and enter it in the challenge " ( ok, I paraphrase).
Perhaps it's all part of the great b3ta plan and they are just awaiting the cease and desist order from Nintendo so b3ta can hit the headlines for being naughty again.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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They must think they hit paydirt. An image challenge that really does say "shop anything you like with a wii logo on it and enter it in the challenge " ( ok, I paraphrase).
Perhaps it's all part of the great b3ta plan and they are just awaiting the cease and desist order from Nintendo so b3ta can hit the headlines for being naughty again.
Well it's not really the board
for elitism is it? Or do people who only post occassionally have to post better shit than the usual shit on here?
(I exclude lots of stuff on here that is brilliant from this argument)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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(I exclude lots of stuff on here that is brilliant from this argument)
It's not the fault of the half-wits
and cack-handed. It's the fault of our challenge overlord who once again has typed some words without giving any thought to the plethora of shite it will cram the board with.
It's challenges like this that render the board useless to anyone who has made anything of merit because you can't post and expect anything to be seen unless you wait until Monday.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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It's challenges like this that render the board useless to anyone who has made anything of merit because you can't post and expect anything to be seen unless you wait until Monday.
I'm not really a lurker
I used to post loads of stuff years ago but forgot my username and password so started a fresh!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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the sooner she fucking hurries up and dies the less I will hopefully have to see her gurning moronic face
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:58,
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fucking hell,
this challenge really is producing some, erm, interesting material.........
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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I actually feel pretty bad for making and posting this now
i may delete it...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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I think I'm going to be looking at every entry
and trying to work out why I should be sickened by it.
marvelous :)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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marvelous :)
ha ha My god
did I walk into B3ta's annual "how far can we go" hour or something :)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:50,
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nah
bad day. my misses works on a secure unit. came home talking about this very subject. guess b3ta isnt the place to be in this frame of mind...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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I consider it therapy for living in this street since the worst kinda chavscum moved in,
I can't actually legally talk about a lot of the stuff we've learned they get up to, but lets just say Sharon Matthews has nowt on our lot.
Lovely folks...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:28,
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Lovely folks...
Faster you swines!
his display of wealth intimidates me to the same level that her lack of etiquette arouses.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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Disturbingly good.
Does she have a tooth piercing? Looks like she might, but either way she should have.
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Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30,
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Hahahahaha
Fucking hell, i actually think god may smite the b3ta server after tonight.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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the lurkers with emotional problems: love this compo
the lurkers with delicate sensibilities: hate this compo
the regulars who are here: don't understand whats going on
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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the regulars who are here: don't understand whats going on
don't get me wrong..
I've found most of them funny.. it just seems to be a trend :)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:58,
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hahaha
I remember someone posted one like this just when it happened, apart from it was animated.
Oh god it was good.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:39,
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Oh god it was good.
and there I was thinking he was hit
by a motorbike.
Also anyone else seen the Cheggit.net header?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:40,
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Also anyone else seen the Cheggit.net header?
Not as edgey as the baby p game....
Click for bigger (173 kb)
Notmy best work, but I hate the blues....
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:33,
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Click for bigger (173 kb)
Notmy best work, but I hate the blues....
good lord, the all too eager to offend AND those too keen to take offence are all out in force tonight, eh?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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he might have used the commas ok, its the lack of space bar i object to
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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fancy seeing if we can motivate the other sheff b3tans into going to the notty for a pie next week?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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I'm game for a pie this weekend or after work sometime next week.
Think I'll be busy the weekend after though.
I took one of my friends from Manchester when he was over here, he's now addicted and cursing that they're so far away.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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I took one of my friends from Manchester when he was over here, he's now addicted and cursing that they're so far away.
oh marvellous, in that case the weekend after next do you fancy a pie in the notty?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:56,
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The notty being?
*trying to remember the pubs up there*
edit: could do, gaz me the details and I'll let you know (off to bed now)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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edit: could do, gaz me the details and I'll let you know (off to bed now)
The Nottingham house, it used to be a grotty rock pub
now its really nice
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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I for one find this comment apalling
you should be ashamed of yourself
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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I'm going to park this and hide
It's not a filter, all hand done. WHY? dunno but i like it.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:28,
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It's not a filter, all hand done. WHY? dunno but i like it.
Yay it's not Wii related and it's damn good arts
for that sundae girl you get a *click*
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:32,
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memo to self
learn to do this quality work and stop looking at porn
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:40,
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Note to you
this isn't quality, this is patience and bloody-mindedness.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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I like it
I can see a theme in this and I like it. but then I also like Lord Mue's post in this thread - its not clever its got a style worth persevering with.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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I like this
the hair seems to be in a different style from the rest though
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:39,
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the hair seems to be in a different style from the rest though
And if you move back about
4ft from your monitor it's a different art.
Excellent work!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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Excellent work!
and yet another post that has caused me to bite my bottom lip
good work :)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:27,
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bustanut laughter
every time i see this i wince, but timing is all...
*edit* killer double whammy
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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*edit* killer double whammy
I like how if you fail the training levels
you get to be the one who starts the fires.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:26,
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YOU WOULDN'T PASS THE FIRST LEVEL. THE FIRES WOULD GET YOU FIRST
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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I once read that a fitting epilleptic is like 5 times stronger than a normal human
I was all like, "sweet. I wanna be epileptic."
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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"No thanks, I'll just wait for my epileptic fit to carry these groceries home"
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:23,
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followed by a deep sleep
sounds fab, bring it on*
*no thanks ive seen full on epileptics and not my bag baby
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:25,
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*no thanks ive seen full on epileptics and not my bag baby
Had to help hold one down once
(to prevent tongue swallowing) and yeah, he was a bit strong.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:26,
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they are not stronger
just without any fear of pain. inc your pain.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:28,
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How many times have I told you guys not to run with your wii controller?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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huzzah! a man who knows how to use blend!
fancy blending something for me - will only take a minute? I dont have PS on my laptop and its a work machine so i cannot just install it...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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I wouldn't worry, this is B3ta, not the National Gallery
just cut and paste and have done with it
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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no this is for private my friend.
i need my work logo on my fleece rubbed out of a photo of me...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:23,
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It's a quick clone, any/someone here will/can do it in a second, if you're polite.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:37,
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the peripherals are quite a big pile of bollocks
however this is not. woo :)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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Have you seen the ping pong bat
for fucks sake, why? WHY ARE YOU BUYING THIS SHIT YOU IDIOTS!!!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:22,
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*winner*
AAAAAAhaha, I just noticed Arthur C Clarke and Peter Beardsley.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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eeeeeeeeeugh
I see you've put some thought into this.
have a mildly repulsed woo!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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have a mildly repulsed woo!
I'm not complaining mind.
People shouldn't really be on here at work.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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I don't think it's NSFW
If you boss looked over, at no point could it be mistaken for porn.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:22,
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I think you'll find I fucking well am, son.
Now get back to work.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:25,
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Doesn't look like porn to me, but maybe I'm watching the wrong stuff
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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doesn't look like porn to me.
ahhhhahhhah shit I just noticed the fucking blowtorch
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:22,
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ahhhhahhhah shit I just noticed the fucking blowtorch
Vulgar lols.
I'm gonna kiss you all over, *lights blow torch* this is how I kiss.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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I feel like I'm going to get arrested for clickingI like this
is that jimmy saville in the player options?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:20,
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Nice concept but
are all the nonces known to be nonces? If not it's a bit naughty.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:25,
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Personally I'm waiting for the Baby Pii expansion pack.
Which I will be playing in hell.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:24,
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XD
It is good, though. And I mean...you CAN cook it on a stovetop...it's what I usually do...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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don't go back on your pussy ass little words, you love microwaving it.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:27,
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I just had some CHEF BOYARDEE
from the STOVETOP and it was better cold. :[[[[
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:37,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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britain has microwavable toasties
and did have boil in the bag pizzas.. these are all things of wrong.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:32,
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Fucking Hell is a boil in the bag pizza.
The idea is making me sick.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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I had to look that shit up
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef_Boyardee
never seen such a thing, sounds revolting
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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never seen such a thing, sounds revolting
Which leads nicely on to:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Yellow_Zonkers
SCREAMING
YELLOW
ZONKERS
...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:34,
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SCREAMING
YELLOW
ZONKERS
...
HEY, KIWI
I'm writing a comic about a boy from New Zealand. His name is Jet. I'm writing what he says phonetically. So it's like he has an accent. He's named Jet because it rhymes with Bret, and that's about the only thing I can say with an NZ accent.
*shrug*
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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I'm writing a comic about a boy from New Zealand. His name is Jet. I'm writing what he says phonetically. So it's like he has an accent. He's named Jet because it rhymes with Bret, and that's about the only thing I can say with an NZ accent.
*shrug*
hehheheh
I have heard of the odd kid here being named Jet.. but even more Jaydens..
*shudder*
WHO'D CALL A KID BRUCE, ANYWAY?
also: season two of Chuck started here last night, they used "Foux du Fafa" in the soundtrack.. nice!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:51,
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*shudder*
WHO'D CALL A KID BRUCE, ANYWAY?
also: season two of Chuck started here last night, they used "Foux du Fafa" in the soundtrack.. nice!
Have you really? XD
Jaydens? Bruce? FUCK
Ah! That's awesomee! :D
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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Ah! That's awesomee! :D
15, all done now
I thought for a moment to post them all in new threads and take over /board...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:22,
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Even a man of your standing would still get modded if you did!!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:23,
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aaah I had this on the zx spectrum
I say I.. my dad did.. Iremember it fondly Danger Mouse and the Black Forest Gateux. tape 2 stopped loading though :(
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:24,
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It's all good, traditional fun
I look forward to badgerbaiting in #3.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:15,
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i dont understand why this got so little attension.
apart from the logo in the bottom right being a little shabby it is all really nicely done.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:24,
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Ha, hardly in the position to be correcting someone's syntax/grammar/whatever when you've just posted an utter bollocks picture.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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Are you suggesting that death - impending, real or suspected
somehow affects the public's feelings towards a media celebrity?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:13,
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It's almost like you're being snotty about people who use the same website as you
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:15,
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Haha, really in a position to badmouth /talk with a post count that low, haha, yeah.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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Wait, did you just insult my low /talk post count?!
You bastard!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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I still don't understand the idea of 'I've posted more than you and therefore my opinions are more valid'
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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But i've only posted one message on /talk, does that make me a bad person?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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the sooner she fucking dies the happier I'll be.
FUCKING SHITTY TABLOIDS
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:24,
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FUCKING SHITTY TABLOIDS
looks like photobucket beat you to it
or you deleted it.
Rehost you swine!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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Rehost you swine!
Apparently she wanted to go to Oxford.
Well, at least she won't have to suffer that disappointment.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:15,
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Oooh
That's going to earn a strongly-worded letter in a local paper or two.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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i like the pun.
not badly done but not the best. overall good.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:32,
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