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[challenge entry] Pea (literally) Roast Tiem!

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] smug²
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# nicely
who IS THAT WOMAN?????
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
but I agree with you...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# gaz Tan. It's the only way we'll ever have peace!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I have
he's out having a life or something
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Bastard!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha liking the blocker friendly file name :)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# haha
I must know the identity of the oldgoer!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# who IS it?
I hate the person that posted that image!!!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahah
smug git is seeing a real resurgence with this compo
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# He never went away!
But the credit crunch has meant he's had to switch to Tesco Value orange juice and Lidl croissants.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# They look like regular sized croissants to me...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# nah
i recon it's a glass of piss and a horseshoe painted orange.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I remember when he was just a baby...

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Very good!

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on then... I'll succumb...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I think thats known as a 'studio apartment' :D
v noice
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Oh.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# They don't seem to take to being cut down in their prime it has to be said...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Too soon man, way too soon!
But very nice though :)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# still
he was a bloody good handyman
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
All I wanted was some shelves putting up, and I got a whole underground lair to go with them!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ...
that tiling looks a bit shoddy to me also he must have had a seriously powerful saniflow.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I can't speak french...


because I'm a zombie and my face keeps falling off...

Still hot and moist lads!!

I have no idea why either, sorry :(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# mange tout Rodney mange tout me old son
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I don't know what the blooody hell you are going on about!
;)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# wood, wood, wood wood and wood
even gingey
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Even?
ESPECIALLY!

The three clone ladies bother me a lot...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Harding
Cole
Gingey (with a gag)
Chunkey
Irish bird

in that order, or preferably all at once
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I can't tell the difference between Cole, Chunky and Irish...
They have the same face / hair / breath / armed security.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# this is completely true
although every once in a while Cole comes out best.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I'll start at the bottom
and we'll meet in Gingey
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha
which way is she facing?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# will we be able to tell?

first there gets to choose
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
you can face the voice
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Jesus. The ginger one scares the ebby jeebies out of me.
She must have aids or something similar to look that ill.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# No it's OK
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Aggggh.
I click that link, all innocent like, and expecting to go to I love Horses, and instead I'm subjected to dozens of Gingers.

NSFW! Don't click it!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# The only way to be sure, to be sure.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# This is an improvement...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ooh nice.. my l4d fetish
would do cheryl, the one on the right, then the irish one. then i would beat up the ginger one
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# haha
the one on the right is the freshest one and will set you back £500 an hour.

/zombie pimp
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *cough*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
Here's another casting mistake



(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Old joke!
OLD!
And one of my favourites.

That, and "Where did Napoleon keep his armies?"
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Corsican!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Genoa?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# No
she went of her own accord
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Jakarta?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# chewbacca?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# impala?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Alaska
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Propaganda
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# FUCK! ELVI!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Tomtom Selleck
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
wheeeee
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# reminds me of
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bin dun?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Interesting Wii game...
:s
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Err wii much
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# needs more wii
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Wii?
Wii!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I'am rebeling against the flood of wii
that and I didn't read the compo...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# yet you still compo'd it :D
you rebel you
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Oh go on then...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# P'nawn da, bitches!

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# And what's underneath him?
Keith Suburban?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Keith's tube.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ahahah!!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Keith
Bourbon??
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I love Tuesdays...

EDIT: Sorry, what i meant was Woo!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# This is new, what's this about then?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yup... same thing here.. happened the other day too
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Nice to know it's not just me then
cheers
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Oh Node!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Oh Yedes!
:s
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Noooo!
This is almost as bad as "The Day Google Went a Bit Iffy" a few weeks ago...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *panics*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *gets sticky labels and old stock*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Right, yes...I see
What you've got there, right, is you know the nodes, right, that serve your request as such? Well, there are no suitable ones available. hth
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Right
*takes notes*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# No news
is good news

show us chav.jpg!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# It was the sauce for this:
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha
what a pair of twunts
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I just got this too!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# it's almost back
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# aha!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# DOOOMED!!
WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!

Yeh, seems it's fecked. Bit annoying. Might have to use the TV again.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# likewise here, wierd
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# IS BACK!!
*does a little dancey*

*edit* and the first thing I see:


'Anti-gay preachers banned from UK

Fred Phelps has been banned from entering the UK along with his daughter

A father and daughter from a US church which preaches hatred of homosexuals have been banned from entering the UK by Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.

Fred Phelps and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper from the Westboro Baptist Church had urged protests against a play being put on in Hampshire.

Queen Mary's College in Basingstoke is staging The Laramie Project, a play about a man killed for being gay.'

See, this is obviously GODs retribution (Gay Obsessed Dickheads)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ...
nodes gnomes
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] old school gaming
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# who IS the oldgoer down there?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# please someone answer
my lunchtime will be ruined if I don't find out!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *joins the search for enlightenment*
I've gazzed 47
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I would answer
if i understood the question

sorry
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Who is the oldgoer in this image?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Your <generic female relative>
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# <non-specific response of mirth>
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# DUFFY
:)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I do apologise that reply was meant for
bilbobarneybobs
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Who is the woman underneath duffy?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# yes, I recognised Ugly Duffer
who's t'other one?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ahhhh yes of course
Fuck knows
sozzles
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I can play this all day...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You called?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Bugger
I spent far too long cutting up bits of zebra to do this "A leopard can change its spots", and it just looks like a bloody tiger
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Nicely

It does look more like a zebra than a tiger though. So nothing's wasted there
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Thanks
I feel a bit better now
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha that's really good
Must be a cousin of this one...


(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Haha
that's great. They're more common than I thought!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Cheers!
This took bloomin' ages as well!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Some zebras just dream of being that tall :(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha bless!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Cute!
He looks like he's hoping nobody will notice
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Well I like it
well worth the time spent on it!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You silleh
That is definitely a Zebpard* and a handsome one at that.

*or a Leobra
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I prefer Zebpard
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Looks like a tiger.
*ducks*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# : p
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] BITCHFIGHT
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# pfffft that's one hell of a party!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# everything needs more Cherie Blair
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# phwoor
very Helga
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Phwoaar!
Nice!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# yes
it's a stage picture by the same photographer who makes those sexual situation with monster pics.

I know it doesn't make any sense, but it does.

Charlie White is teh name of the photographer.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# to the death?

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# To the death!
You have to drink your opponents blood to access hidden levels
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon yer majesty!
I'll just slip this in here as it's not worth its own thread
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] oh God noeeeesss!

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahah
edwood woodward - would!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo needs more ming
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahah
This one I liked.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha crikey!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
It's better than mine!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha
just saw it, oh dear. I'm pretty sure everything's bindun now... perhaps...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hehe
@ning sah!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ning
not sure what came over me... i think I had a double post in mind, with an Prolife Protest game, but couldn't be arsed.

I'm still a bit foggy headed after the indulgences of last evening... how are things with yourself?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
i'd buy that
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# lovely work
I'm disappointed by the lack of rusty coat hanger.

but I think that's just a theme of my life.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# rusty coat hanger is on level 4
this is just level 2.

also, holy shitting fuck. I thought this had been mostly ignored, and now I see it on the FP.

There is some bad-minded, yet lovely mod out there somewhere. I love him/her.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# well done you
the mods seemingly hate me.. ho hum :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i thought the same until this.
now I don't know what to believe. AAAAAAArrrrgh
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# There's probably no mod.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I don't care what the FAQ says
We all know it's the Magic Donkey who runs the show around here.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Nice work broony
Although I am slightly disturbed by it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# you terrible terrible boy
brilliant though
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ...
*chokes*

...

*clicky*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Inspired by the competition
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# you have too many possible chords :)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# 3 buttons one for each chord
It would be too difficult if you had to press multiple buttons
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# haha
compo it
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# but it quite clearly says playstation2
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# so it does.
write wii on it and scribble playstation 2 out, then compo it.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm on a fucking roll, don't stop me now!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# this roll wouldn't include entering the images into the challenge then ;)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahahaa aaaaargh!
Oh who cares :P
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# is it rated 'M'
because it's imposible to get a teenager to wash the dishes?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# heh
I can just imagine kids refusing to do their chores and running off to play this game.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I would only be able to play this when the missus was out!

:D
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Virtual vacuuming
Does anyone remember Phil Kay's tv show on Channel 4 from the mid 90s? He had some bloke be standing next to an amazing waterfall or something, wearing one of those virtual reality helmets on, and he'd be playing virtual vacuuming or washing up.

Or is it just me?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Damn I was going to do that next!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] go out at night and drink ten pints
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm going to slip this in here - Not worth its own thread
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I might do him holding a massive tuppence
as Hamlet
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# having him holding a massive
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
lol

*but obviously not at domestic abuse
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# if you're going to beat women and kids
at least keep it in the family
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Nah. It's far more fun beating strangers' children.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry, someone had to do it.

:)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Am I the only person to think Duffy
is pig ugly and does the same damned dance to every song she's got?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# She always looks top heavy
I'm not sure it's her chest but maybe her head?

She's no dancer that for sure.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# but is she human?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# she looks like the sister Goldie Hawn's parents locked in the cupboard under the stairs
props to Elbow for winning last night though, well deserved
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I think
that she is exactly the same as a million other soul singers who do the pub circuit, and rips her songs off the classics.

She fits in perfectly to a world of remakes, 'homages' and sequels.

*cheers up*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# the phrase i coined for duffy is "faux town"
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Now that it's obvious Amy Winehouse ain't coming back
They've got a void to fill.

There's money to harvest and it's got to be done quick!

People are stupid - just give them another one just like her!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# she looks like she should be gorgeous
but just isn't
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# who is the oldgoer?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Jade Jagger!
Sorry I got busy!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Wii Wiillie Wiinkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the children in their bed, for it's past ten o'clock?"

"Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie, are you coming in?
The cat is singing purring sounds to the sleeping hen,
The dog's spread out on the floor, and doesn't give a cheep,
But here's a wakeful little boy who will not fall asleep!"

Anything but sleep, you rogue! glowering like the moon,
Rattling in an iron jug with an iron spoon,
Rumbling, tumbling round about, crowing like a cock,
Shrieking like I don't know what, waking sleeping folk.

"Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie - the child's in a creel!
Wriggling from everyone's knee like an eel,
Tugging at the cat's ear, and confusing all her thrums
Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie - see, there he comes!"

Weary is the mother who has a dusty child,
A small short little child, who can't run on his own,
Who always has a battle with sleep before he'll close an eye
But a kiss from his rosy lips gives strength anew to me.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
*hides in drawer*

:D
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# haha lovely
(and crazy man!) :D
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# cheers
not really sure how the game would work. You'd probably just have to hare around Glasgow at night
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)

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