He never went away!
But the credit crunch has meant he's had to switch to Tesco Value orange juice and Lidl croissants.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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nah
i recon it's a glass of piss and a horseshoe painted orange.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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They don't seem to take to being cut down in their prime it has to be said...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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Ha ha ha ha
All I wanted was some shelves putting up, and I got a whole underground lair to go with them!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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...
that tiling looks a bit shoddy to me also he must have had a seriously powerful saniflow.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:44,
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Harding
Cole
Gingey (with a gag)
Chunkey
Irish bird
in that order, or preferably all at once
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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Gingey (with a gag)
Chunkey
Irish bird
in that order, or preferably all at once
I can't tell the difference between Cole, Chunky and Irish...
They have the same face / hair / breath / armed security.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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this is completely true
although every once in a while Cole comes out best.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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Jesus. The ginger one scares the ebby jeebies out of me.
She must have aids or something similar to look that ill.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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Aggggh.
I click that link, all innocent like, and expecting to go to I love Horses, and instead I'm subjected to dozens of Gingers.
NSFW! Don't click it!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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NSFW! Don't click it!
ooh nice.. my l4d fetish
would do cheryl, the one on the right, then the irish one. then i would beat up the ginger one
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16,
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haha
the one on the right is the freshest one and will set you back £500 an hour.
/zombie pimp
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22,
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/zombie pimp
Old joke!
OLD!
And one of my favourites.
That, and "Where did Napoleon keep his armies?"
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11,
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And one of my favourites.
That, and "Where did Napoleon keep his armies?"
I'am rebeling against the flood of wii
that and I didn't read the compo...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11,
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Noooo!
This is almost as bad as "The Day Google Went a Bit Iffy" a few weeks ago...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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Right, yes...I see
What you've got there, right, is you know the nodes, right, that serve your request as such? Well, there are no suitable ones available. hth
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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DOOOMED!!
WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!
Yeh, seems it's fecked. Bit annoying. Might have to use the TV again.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15,
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Yeh, seems it's fecked. Bit annoying. Might have to use the TV again.
IS BACK!!
*does a little dancey*
*edit* and the first thing I see:
'Anti-gay preachers banned from UK
Fred Phelps has been banned from entering the UK along with his daughter
A father and daughter from a US church which preaches hatred of homosexuals have been banned from entering the UK by Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.
Fred Phelps and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper from the Westboro Baptist Church had urged protests against a play being put on in Hampshire.
Queen Mary's College in Basingstoke is staging The Laramie Project, a play about a man killed for being gay.'
See, this is obviously GODs retribution (Gay Obsessed Dickheads)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:16,
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*edit* and the first thing I see:
'Anti-gay preachers banned from UK
Fred Phelps has been banned from entering the UK along with his daughter
A father and daughter from a US church which preaches hatred of homosexuals have been banned from entering the UK by Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.
Fred Phelps and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper from the Westboro Baptist Church had urged protests against a play being put on in Hampshire.
Queen Mary's College in Basingstoke is staging The Laramie Project, a play about a man killed for being gay.'
See, this is obviously GODs retribution (Gay Obsessed Dickheads)
please someone answer
my lunchtime will be ruined if I don't find out!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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Nicely
It does look more like a zebra than a tiger though. So nothing's wasted there
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56,
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It does look more like a zebra than a tiger though. So nothing's wasted there
You silleh
That is definitely a Zebpard* and a handsome one at that.
*or a Leobra
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:03,
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*or a Leobra
haha
needs more Cherie Blair
also: Can anyone give an explanation to this situation?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50,
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also: Can anyone give an explanation to this situation?
yes
it's a stage picture by the same photographer who makes those sexual situation with monster pics.
I know it doesn't make any sense, but it does.
Charlie White is teh name of the photographer.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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I know it doesn't make any sense, but it does.
Charlie White is teh name of the photographer.
To the death!
You have to drink your opponents blood to access hidden levels
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:52,
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C'mon yer majesty!
I'll just slip this in here as it's not worth its own thread
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55,
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haha
just saw it, oh dear. I'm pretty sure everything's bindun now... perhaps...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55,
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ning
not sure what came over me... i think I had a double post in mind, with an Prolife Protest game, but couldn't be arsed.
I'm still a bit foggy headed after the indulgences of last evening... how are things with yourself?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:48,
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I'm still a bit foggy headed after the indulgences of last evening... how are things with yourself?
lovely work
I'm disappointed by the lack of rusty coat hanger.
but I think that's just a theme of my life.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:23,
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but I think that's just a theme of my life.
rusty coat hanger is on level 4
this is just level 2.
also, holy shitting fuck. I thought this had been mostly ignored, and now I see it on the FP.
There is some bad-minded, yet lovely mod out there somewhere. I love him/her.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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also, holy shitting fuck. I thought this had been mostly ignored, and now I see it on the FP.
There is some bad-minded, yet lovely mod out there somewhere. I love him/her.
i thought the same until this.
now I don't know what to believe. AAAAAAArrrrgh
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:56,
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There's probably no mod.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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I don't care what the FAQ says
We all know it's the Magic Donkey who runs the show around here.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:07,
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3 buttons one for each chord
It would be too difficult if you had to press multiple buttons
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:47,
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so it does.
write wii on it and scribble playstation 2 out, then compo it.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:50,
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this roll wouldn't include entering the images into the challenge then ;)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:42,
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is it rated 'M'
because it's imposible to get a teenager to wash the dishes?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:43,
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heh
I can just imagine kids refusing to do their chores and running off to play this game.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45,
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Hahaha
I would only be able to play this when the missus was out!
:D
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:45,
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:D
Virtual vacuuming
Does anyone remember Phil Kay's tv show on Channel 4 from the mid 90s? He had some bloke be standing next to an amazing waterfall or something, wearing one of those virtual reality helmets on, and he'd be playing virtual vacuuming or washing up.
Or is it just me?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:14,
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Or is it just me?
if you're going to beat women and kids
at least keep it in the family
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:35,
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Am I the only person to think Duffy
is pig ugly and does the same damned dance to every song she's got?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:31,
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She always looks top heavy
I'm not sure it's her chest but maybe her head?
She's no dancer that for sure.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:33,
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She's no dancer that for sure.
she looks like the sister Goldie Hawn's parents locked in the cupboard under the stairs
props to Elbow for winning last night though, well deserved
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:34,
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I think
that she is exactly the same as a million other soul singers who do the pub circuit, and rips her songs off the classics.
She fits in perfectly to a world of remakes, 'homages' and sequels.
*cheers up*
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:34,
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She fits in perfectly to a world of remakes, 'homages' and sequels.
*cheers up*
Now that it's obvious Amy Winehouse ain't coming back
They've got a void to fill.
There's money to harvest and it's got to be done quick!
People are stupid - just give them another one just like her!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:37,
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There's money to harvest and it's got to be done quick!
People are stupid - just give them another one just like her!
...
Wii Wiillie Wiinkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the children in their bed, for it's past ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie, are you coming in?
The cat is singing purring sounds to the sleeping hen,
The dog's spread out on the floor, and doesn't give a cheep,
But here's a wakeful little boy who will not fall asleep!"
Anything but sleep, you rogue! glowering like the moon,
Rattling in an iron jug with an iron spoon,
Rumbling, tumbling round about, crowing like a cock,
Shrieking like I don't know what, waking sleeping folk.
"Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie - the child's in a creel!
Wriggling from everyone's knee like an eel,
Tugging at the cat's ear, and confusing all her thrums
Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie - see, there he comes!"
Weary is the mother who has a dusty child,
A small short little child, who can't run on his own,
Who always has a battle with sleep before he'll close an eye
But a kiss from his rosy lips gives strength anew to me.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:25,
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Wii Wiillie Wiinkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the children in their bed, for it's past ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie, are you coming in?
The cat is singing purring sounds to the sleeping hen,
The dog's spread out on the floor, and doesn't give a cheep,
But here's a wakeful little boy who will not fall asleep!"
Anything but sleep, you rogue! glowering like the moon,
Rattling in an iron jug with an iron spoon,
Rumbling, tumbling round about, crowing like a cock,
Shrieking like I don't know what, waking sleeping folk.
"Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie - the child's in a creel!
Wriggling from everyone's knee like an eel,
Tugging at the cat's ear, and confusing all her thrums
Hey, Wiillie Wiinkie - see, there he comes!"
Weary is the mother who has a dusty child,
A small short little child, who can't run on his own,
Who always has a battle with sleep before he'll close an eye
But a kiss from his rosy lips gives strength anew to me.
cheers
not really sure how the game would work. You'd probably just have to hare around Glasgow at night
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:29,
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