OI NATHAN GIZ A GO ON YER TRIKE MATE?
NAH MATE GET FUCKED! BRMMM BRRRMMMMMM
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NAH MATE GET FUCKED! BRMMM BRRRMMMMMM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done!!!!!!!!!! All complete with Bogan accent!
He's not much better than his predecessor
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:28,
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He's not much better than his predecessor
Proud to be a westie, according to wikipedia.
Don't know jack about him but he looks like a fucking meathead - and he's in the arts portfolio too? nice
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:29,
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Don't know jack about him but he looks like a fucking meathead - and he's in the arts portfolio too? nice
Westie/Bogan both the same terms. He was a garbo.
I think he's collected years of rubbish and turned state parliament into a dump.
He wouldn't know the difference between a Monet and a Picasso
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:32,
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He wouldn't know the difference between a Monet and a Picasso
yeah, they mean the same here too. :)
speaking of which, Iron Maiden are playing tonight.. bogan fucking central!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:33,
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speaking of which, Iron Maiden are playing tonight.. bogan fucking central!
HAHAHA - yep.
They'll all be out with their mullet hair cuts, VB beer and Holden utes.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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oh, that is fucking GOLD.
and from our side of the ditch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQ-4IV_8xo
(this is still one of their best songs, in my opinion)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQ-4IV_8xo
(this is still one of their best songs, in my opinion)
hahah that's fucking awesome
found an old photo of me with a mullet the other day...
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:50,
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OH SHIT! LOL.
Add a bit of paisley on altern days.
Also
I hate cars and not really white enough for it to apply, actually.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:56,
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Also
I hate cars and not really white enough for it to apply, actually.
there were heaps at NIN too, which I found a little surprising.
mullets a-plenty.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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mullets a-plenty.
I'm guessing a "bogan"
is similar to what we in the States call a "redneck".
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:42,
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ahahaha.
over here, he'd be driving a pickup truck with NASCAR stickers on it, an "In God We Trust" license plate, and some sort of patriotic sloganeering, in the form of bumper stickers or airbrushed art.
But yeah, that's a redneck, alright.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:56,
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But yeah, that's a redneck, alright.
It seems the Bogans are everywhere: here, NZ and USA. Not to mention the "chav" in the UK
We must put a stop to them!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:00,
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INDEED!!
*tucks hair under hat*
*sips orange juice from champaign flute*
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:07,
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*sips orange juice from champaign flute*
*laughs and punches your shoulder knocking it aside*
*hands you a fresh beer*
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:13,
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YA WANKA!!
I can't afford to walk in double bay, let alone eat a croissant there.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:22,
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If you're not wearing the latest fashion from Milan or Paris, you will be humilated, or worse still banned!
I must contact VIMOD
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:26,
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I SAY!! he went to sydney uni which makes even the most bogan garbo upper class...
now where's my uni blazer, and my croissant?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:39,
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I dunno, at least he managed to look vaguely intelligent.
and he's still more of a looker than our old Don Brash
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:51,
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and he's still more of a looker than our old Don Brash
Imagine if Bob Carr married Helen Clark.
Their offspring would have to be the ugliest kids in the world.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:55,
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damn straight.
god I hated that bitch.
she wasn't even elected PM, just stabbed ol' Spud in the back.
see also: Ruth Richardson
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:11,
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she wasn't even elected PM, just stabbed ol' Spud in the back.
see also: Ruth Richardson
But this IS warp speed.
Although its trillions of light years away, there's a Chump at the other end.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:36,
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Support Bunny 2
Remember kids, kitty pron is bad.
Support bunny 1
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:42,
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Remember kids, kitty pron is bad.
Support bunny 1
Next time my PC explodes, I know who to call
(not Ghostbusters)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:54,
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Maybe I am just hungry ????
.
.
Or maybe it's sleep deprivation !
.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:13,
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.
Or maybe it's sleep deprivation !
.
Did you not play the beta?
Epic win.
Can't say it would be hard to beat COD4 though as that was just about the dullest thing I've ever played in my life.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:21,
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Can't say it would be hard to beat COD4 though as that was just about the dullest thing I've ever played in my life.
I remember it fondly :D
although I don't think I ever managed to get very far in it... I didn't really manage to get far in many amiga games. I am a shit gamer.
Alien breed special edition. this is a game I also remember fondly
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:31,
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Alien breed special edition. this is a game I also remember fondly
Aliens are faggots.
That's about all I remember of Alien Breed, that and even with the invincibility cheat on I could still not fucking finish it. But then again I sucked at games as a child. On the other hand some of them were just fucking impossible.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:34,
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Fuck you've got me humming the themetune now.
Although the themetune was basically just a slightly jaunty version of the Robocop music.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:29,
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google tells me
it is playable here... www.retrovault.com/html/modules.php?name=Sega online
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:33,
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I looked at the sheer number of roms on that and was about to bookmark the site.
Until I clicked on the Speedball 2 rom and it was like someone had started fucking my ear.
Sound chipset fail.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:38,
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Sound chipset fail.
I've played the ludicrously short single player demo and enjoyed it.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:29,
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Remember Killzone1? Oh that was going to be just THE BEST THING. Oh wait... Oh ... ...
COUGHHALORIPOFFCOUGGGGH
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:25,
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I remember fondly the days when every first person shooter was called a doom clone rather than a halo ripoff.
Especially as doom was actually a good game whereas Halo was just some people in paintball masks fighting deformed dildos.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:27,
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Remember when you said you were leaving b3ta never to return? Oh wait... Oh..
COUGHCOUGGGGH
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:28,
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awwww
yeah, this one was for you.
I had a feeling you may have done something with that van Houten postcard already..
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:48,
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yeah, this one was for you.
I had a feeling you may have done something with that van Houten postcard already..
Sort of let the greeting card idiom go for a while.
Once I had all the main b3ta (word redacted by VIMOD)s done
I started in on colouring and shopping even earlier B&W pics.
Actually not 100% there, my new butterflies iTunes plugin
(see my profile for link) is made from source images of that
era. And may do an animal band or dancing bunnies plugin
using characters from the pool of victorian card/book art.
edit:
Also
Thank you
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:55,
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I started in on colouring and shopping even earlier B&W pics.
Actually not 100% there, my new butterflies iTunes plugin
(see my profile for link) is made from source images of that
era. And may do an animal band or dancing bunnies plugin
using characters from the pool of victorian card/book art.
edit:
Also
Thank you
Supreme dentistry
Unless it was a straight swap, and some poor bugger is walking around with sharkyteeths
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:38,
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I've not entered a compo in yonks.
What's occuring tonight then?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:47,
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What's occuring tonight then?
I watched
body of lies with a chubby DiCaprio and a fat Crowe ( they were in the film, not on my couch snarfing the Doritos).
It was quite good.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:58,
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It was quite good.
I am about to watch Zombie Self Defence Force
yay the japanese :D
I also found my idea of dvd heaven
wtfdvds.com
although there are some worrying titles for sale
Raped by an Angel 4: The Rapists Union
...hmmm
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:09,
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I also found my idea of dvd heaven
wtfdvds.com
although there are some worrying titles for sale
Raped by an Angel 4: The Rapists Union
...hmmm
Is that as good as the first film where they were musicians?
Nick and Norah's Mobius Band.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:51,
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That film lacked structure.
You couldn't tell which bit was the beginning, middle or end.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:53,
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I also watched The Happening recently.
A film so bad and with so little writing it defies description.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:01,
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What a shitty title.
Have you seen that new thriller by the same director? The Crime.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:02,
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Well it is a M Night Shamalandonandonandonandon film.
Such classic titles as THE VILLAGE and SIGNS.
"WATCH HOW I MAKE ARBITRARY OBJECTS AND CONCEPTS FRIGHTENING!!!"
Of course with the happening nothing really happened or was explained, they would have been better off calling it 'The Day Trees Fucked the Earth'.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:09,
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"WATCH HOW I MAKE ARBITRARY OBJECTS AND CONCEPTS FRIGHTENING!!!"
Of course with the happening nothing really happened or was explained, they would have been better off calling it 'The Day Trees Fucked the Earth'.
I loved that film!
I almost wet myself during the opening scenes with the builders plummeting
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:40,
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I loved manbearpig made flesh in the Imaginationland trilogy.
that was freaking sweet
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:54,
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that was freaking sweet
Wait for it!
You'll be adding zeros just like in
MugabeLand soon. (4-6 months)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:30,
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MugabeLand soon. (4-6 months)
bring it on!
I work for the government with retards - I am officially "essential services" and can't lose my job!
Unless I kill one of them.
(or if they find out i've killed one)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:38,
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Unless I kill one of them.
(or if they find out i've killed one)
Thanks for the national debt Kev!
I like k3b/-\b's take on the stimulus package
b3ta.com/board/9200493
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:35,
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b3ta.com/board/9200493
Bring back Keating!
A cunt but knew what he was doing and damn, what a snappy dresser!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:39,
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haha, fp this now! :P
...so that i don't have to look at the pic thats currently at the top of the fp, *shudders*
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:17,
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Hahahaha
Melinda Messenger definately fucked Dirty Den in the tower. Then scattered cannon balls wherever the fuck they liked.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:50,
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You mean Lionel Nimrod star of ABC's Stararc and inventor of the Lionel Nimrod Laser Raygun toy?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:03,
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You'll find tom baker is a amateur rock singer from Plymouth, Devon.
With long blonde hair and a slight lisp.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:15,
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VIEW THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF TOM BAKER
Hint: They all hate you
Also, Armando Iannucci looks terrifyingly young.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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Hint: They all hate you
Also, Armando Iannucci looks terrifyingly young.
I'm with you meatyboy!
The idea of hotdogs in anything but a tin or possibly a vacuum-formed plastic package hurts my head
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:52,
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i seeee
and i thought they were fresh meat type things you bought from a butcher or supermarket.
imagine the chemicals ...
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:54,
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imagine the chemicals ...
that and the process
briney motherfucking sausages in mother fucking brine
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:03,
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WIENERS.
hotdogsweinersandfranks.blogspot.com/
we certainly used to have canned franks on our supermarket shelves, though I can't see any in the online grocery sites now.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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we certainly used to have canned franks on our supermarket shelves, though I can't see any in the online grocery sites now.
even when I ate meat, I never did try one out of a can.
they're probably still available, but I generally pass by the canned meats without a second glance.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:42,
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they're probably still available, but I generally pass by the canned meats without a second glance.
tell me...
do they actually add even more preservatives to the canned hotdogs?
If so, they might contain the secret to everlasting life
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51,
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If so, they might contain the secret to everlasting life
ingredients "material sourced from chicken" "material sourced from food processing" "material sourced from biological weapon research waste"(this is the bit with the food value) + colouring + stabiliser+salt
:D
yum!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:53,
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yum!
Ingredients
Beef lips stand out as the most questionable ingredients I've seen in commercially available meatiness. Just which lips are they?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:58,
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I could check the ingredients of the hotdogs downstairs
but they'll be something like "chicken" 60% and the remainder is rusk then colouring+msg+salt
it's shite ultimately
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:01,
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it's shite ultimately
"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."
Otto von Bismarck
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:07,
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Like?
Bless you for liking what took me a few minutes of drunken spite to create...AND IT HAS RICE!!!!!!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:53,
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oh!
If there was an 'I love this!' button, I would have clicked that
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:16,
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Wow!
Thanks, mate; you made my night. G'nite!
(I'm off to eat some steak.)
G'nite b3ta!!!!!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:22,
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(I'm off to eat some steak.)
G'nite b3ta!!!!!
Il n'y a aucune raison pour elle, mais le bus était rempli de poules
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:25,
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Ich liebe die Gummi-Flex-Schläuche in der Sonne, wenn es als Waffe zu schlagen leblosen Zwergen
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:33,
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Yeah but...
The French have one of the best military records in Europe.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:46,
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i'm sure Napolean Bonaparte would be appalled at the reputation his country now has ...
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:19,
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if the daily mail has it's way
we'll all be immigrant paedophiles
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:19,
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he's burning SOMETHING at both ends!
doesn't look like a candle though..
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:57,
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doesn't look like a candle though..
at least he's observing proper procedure
and passing it 'pon de left hand side.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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oo bad. i like scooters but that is bordering on buying a frame and hanging it with the awful sample picture still in it..
normally pebbles.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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I like the scooter pictures.
I endorse them.
I had a number of scooters when I was a ne'er do well yoof.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:06,
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I had a number of scooters when I was a ne'er do well yoof.
you are talking to a man who
has photographs of his own motorbikes on his office walls Kitty dear. I'm nothing if not tacky :)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:15,
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Support Bunny
Thank goodness for Happy Bunny Hour. TGIF.
continue to Support Bunny 2 b3ta.com/board/9203078
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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Thank goodness for Happy Bunny Hour. TGIF.
continue to Support Bunny 2 b3ta.com/board/9203078
Have a click for this
on the grounds that it is funny and silly.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:48,
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tech support
complaining that the customer does not speak English? What kind of backwards plane of existence is this then?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:51,
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A dream of a helpdesk
where you can hang up on people if they are being idiots.. where there are translators for any language on standby to get the job done.. where there is no hold music, because everyone knows what they need to call about and they don't waste the call takers time..
Bliss.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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Bliss.
remember how the 80s started with coming OUT of recession.....
do the math Zooty :)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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I won't be able to afford
to throw any more peasants on the fire at this rate.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:07,
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you'd have to speak to the staff about such things!
I'm desperate for fire now actually. Not had a smoke since Sunday. This flu has my lungs like a bag of gravel but I'm at that point where I'm going to have to get nicotine or kill things.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:12,
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you don't subscribe to the "cook the shit out of it and not be fucked for a whole week" technique of flu dealing with then
which is probably a really stupid thing to do but it works for me, somewhat
doesn't prevent a week of unpleasant headfucked dreaming though
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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doesn't prevent a week of unpleasant headfucked dreaming though
ahh
dunno what kind of crazy bastard chemical shit goes on but the dreams are just nasty.
recurring stuff over a period of minutes mixed up with messed up crap that's painful to experience
it's hard to explain
and folks take chemical technology to experience such fun, strange world :)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:24,
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recurring stuff over a period of minutes mixed up with messed up crap that's painful to experience
it's hard to explain
and folks take chemical technology to experience such fun, strange world :)
I was hallucinating at one point
it was the usual waking up convinced that wild dogs were trying to tear my face off. Flu dreams are the nastiest.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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oddest thing I ever had was passing out on the stairs
and having kaleidescopic patterns zooming towards me with strobing light and a sound going "THRHHRRUBBBBB THRHHRRUBBBBB THRHHRRUBBBBB " everytime it went bright
worst physical symptoms was shivvering so much that I sprained something in my leg and it swelled up (the leg) and I was unable to walk without pain for a couple of days.
i guess if there's a new breed of chicken flu floating about I'm fucked
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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worst physical symptoms was shivvering so much that I sprained something in my leg and it swelled up (the leg) and I was unable to walk without pain for a couple of days.
i guess if there's a new breed of chicken flu floating about I'm fucked
I FOR ONE ENDORSE HAPPY BUNNY HOUR AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME MORE HAPPY BUNNIES IN THE NEXT SIXTY MINUTES
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51,
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Been done? Too soon? Do you care?
Click for bigger (266 kb)
A kiss for the first gent to post a laughing Shilpa Shetty.
Sorry about the quality, chaps.
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Click for bigger (266 kb)
A kiss for the first gent to post a laughing Shilpa Shetty.
Sorry about the quality, chaps.
A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ GREAT CANCER SUFFERER
WOULD PLAY GAME WITH GLEE
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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fuck I'm sick of her leering cretinous mug
LET'S LOOK AT SHILPA INSTEAD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KygObq89FRQ
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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LET'S LOOK AT SHILPA INSTEAD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KygObq89FRQ
because cancer is funny
I don't give a fuck who it is...I feel sad for them.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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I don't give a fuck who it is...I feel sad for them.
My lips are all yours!
... my throat isn't.
As for the rest of you, I'm glad to see such talk going on. Just what I was after.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:15,
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As for the rest of you, I'm glad to see such talk going on. Just what I was after.
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