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# my special door.


orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# But there's no easy way out....
Woo!

See? www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEGd7PkZuM
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I was hoping that would be this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=slXcHNHEOqg

Edit: Apols, Woo to OP.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I was actually looking for
No Easy Way Out by Bernard Butler. But alas, I lack. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# i have no sound making abilities so i cannot hear
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# IT'S A TARP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Pauline
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Don't go through the door!
It's the Master's TARDIS! He wants to take over your body and stuff like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# The hair on the sign was a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# i did it in real life too
www.orangespace.net/images/face/DSC00169.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# it appears that sign has greatly angered someone
and they have decided to rub their dog all over it

only explanation for the random brown stainyness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# haha i have more :p


andd

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Ahah
Yesssss! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I like the last one best.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# These are the best.
They are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha you are really super
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Is this wise?
they know what you look like now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha, i dont think anyones going to be tracking me down.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# change that 'e' to an 'o'
hohoho.
(empty head, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# nice work
more of this sort of wanton vandalism.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# i have some giant versions of the stickers
but i havent found anywhere yet that is suitable for giant head sticking.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Any massive billboard ad where there are big peoplelooking smug advertising shit.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# aye, thats what ive been looking for
but the ads ive seen have either been to hard for me to get too so i couldnt put it there or to easy to get too so anyone could take it down again after i did it. or the wrong size.

i shall keep looking.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# i'm sure you'll find somewhere
please don't get caught though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# haha, i wont
thanks for your worry though.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# inside the door is a mountain of frozen pee
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# these are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# LOVE THIS
SO MUCH SO I'M LEAVING CAPS LOCK ON, NOT IN A SHOUTY WAY YOU UNDERSTAND, ACTUALLY IT'S MOSTLY LAZINESS BUT....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# reeg
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
Is that Amy Winehouses latest publicity shots?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# :o
etc...

(woo, i think)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# what in the name of chicken is wrong with this pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i feel a mad lol comin'on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Unbeateble Stongman.
Schwap schwap schwap.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# seamman!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# every time the advert is on i think of this:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
(rhetorical question)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :§
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# %
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# {:)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# 8(|)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Fuck off Jack you twat!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# :D
How do sire?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Shattered.
Just had a good meal and good day all round really. I'M VERY CONTENT.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# This has hypnotized meee.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
#

"SEEND MEEE A COOOOKIEEE"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# And that one too.
I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...I will do Martin Freeman's bidding...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
#

"BY ME, I MEAN the_rhyme_minister"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# What can I do for you, master?
What can I do for you, master? What can I do for you, master? What can I do for you, master? What can I do for you, master? What can I do for you, master? What can I do for you, master?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# COOKIE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# All my cookies are belong to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# *nibble*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# GOING TO BED
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# IT'S TOO EARLY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# :O
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You're what is known professionally as "a loonie"?
I just wince at the arrrghblandness of that advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# :Ç
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
#
What advert are you on about?
/doesn't watch television
(BlackCat, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# 8=========D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Me and my friend made fatty dino cookies...


ALSO: Me and all these dinosaurs...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Is the one on the bottom left modelled on the pile of Triceratops poo
they find in Jurassic Park? LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
No, it's a Steg that I accidentally killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# So you're the reason all the dinosaurs
are extinct! You evil cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Yepp.
That's on me. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# no, I don't recognise this band at all
:D

edit: aside from my usual taking the piss, what kind of dinos are these

I'm scared

edit2: unless there's a new kind of dino and I'm confused

edit3: actually I'm just confused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# XD

EDIT:Aww don't be scared. They're stegs and trexs.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I'm losely getting the steg thing
but.. erm...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# They're fatties. :p
We kinda forget that they were going to expnd in the oven...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# yes, dinosaurs will unexpectedly expnd in the oven
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
Well, we know for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# primordial oozeosaur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# this seems to be more accurately accurate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
Yeah, oozeosaur seems right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# you and your friend are gay
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ...
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# you'll like this then
dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# what... what is wrong with the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# If you have the time to do that
then you need a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Coookiiiiiiiies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yeahpp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I like cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Me too.
These're Toll House cookiess.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# to be used at toll booths in place of money
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh I wish.
The whole world should run on cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# the way things are going it likely will soon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Yaaay!
I'll be rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# only if you can afford cookies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Well I can bake them...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Your biscuits do not really look like dinosaurs very much.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I knowww.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# a bit too fat, by the looks of things!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# They are brilliant.
I can't tell that they have been photoshopped there
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# LACIST!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Loger Lanjit, then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# it would pass as a word in
Panglish.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Lay leo!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# QI FTW!
:D

But that wasn't technically Panglish, that was Singlish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# LOGARU LAMJERETU ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Nice filters
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# har har :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Oooh that's lovely!
What medium?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# mostly burn and dodge tool with faded filtering and a photograph of a butterfly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# It is lovely-ly done.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# previously


I really should make more pictures like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Do so :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# but my trollishness seems more popular, somehow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It's an attractive trait, clearly.
Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# so they say
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Finding things to win the compo is more popular :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# yes, indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/9202011

This really should win, it needs more clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# LOL!
Still not tired of that Ger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# the middle one
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Cor!
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# happy candleday
I've installed tattyshop again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Yay!
And cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# happy burny red thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Happy candle day....
I've just noticed I've missed my 5th b3ta birthday by 5 days :-(..... *sob*
(empty head, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Nice gerry from west midlands
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
#

Thanks all for the happy b3ta wishes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# traning?
happy candles!

cake?

hopefully that should work :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Happy b3taday matey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# STONGMAN TO THE RESCUE!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Traning to be a stongman
Are you dyslexic or just a product of the new 'education' system?

*edit* too many whiskeys makes WiL a pedantic boi...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# psst, look down there
|
V
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Ah, it's just a silly text meme
nothing to get upset about there WiL :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I CAN HAZ LOLB3TA?
??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# yay!
hurry and make 15978 posts so you can have a 60k 6yr celebration on the same day!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# happy breats day!
hope you grow many breats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Wiightlifting


Click for bigger (122 kb)
(theyellowknight, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Also
ITV1 now, they are using a magenta machine! LOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah?
Well on BBC1 Biggins is dancing along to You are the one that I want from Grease!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Its chris tarrents The colour of money
theres different coloured machines and they just shout stop.
Its like deal or no deal with only on contestant and no-one to open boxes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# There should be a horse shit coloured machine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Sounds utter shite!
I was reading an interview with him the other day and he was launching a tirade about people who present factual programmes and such, heavily implying they were twats and he was a supremely loved presenter....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Saw that, but you want to be watching bbc1.
You missed Robert Webb being amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# bbc1 does not work in my bedroom :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I TOO AM STONGMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# STONGMAN IS STONG!
I bathe in your stongness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# by the smell of it
that's not strongness...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# No, it is stongness
Never confuse the two
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# but my eyes have crossed
this of all things is of innevi tables.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# UNBEATABLE STONGMAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Evening. This is shit isn't it?

:EDIT: Thank you for the nice comments :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Ha.
One of the best entries so far methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# now this one is awesome.
thank you for saving teh b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Well,
actually they have made this...

EDIT: it was part of the Wario party game thing, where you have to do lots of different movements rapidly.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# oh no they di'int
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Ha ha...
They did! I swear, honest guv!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# isnt this already a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yes!
Tell 'em 'piph! Pedro's pussy is looking at me funny.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# What a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# hehe I like it
You know why? It's actually following the compo brief and is funny.

So I clicked it.

PS: "Brief" pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# pffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely bindun?
[Mod edit: NSFW so linkied.]
(UXB you said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# ADBLOCKATRON! ENGAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Oversized NSFW posts on b3ta?
There have been a few, aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I think its cuz it has people thinking about their wiiwii
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# erm
what's with all the NSFW with this weeks contest

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# -=-
b3ta.com/board/9206963
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# wiiwiipeni
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# WII SOUNDS LIKE WEE LOL
THE CONTROLLER IS SLIGHTLY SHAPED LIKE A PENIS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# shaven too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# very much would :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# you are a special one :D
how many chemicals of a narcotic/psychoactive nature have you ingested over your life span?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i don't know what you mean, officer
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# oooh nice
You got a click for bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hang on a sec...
ed: s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/30358/1235241586/3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# YOU SIR ARE A STAR IN A MURKY SKY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ace!
In other news, it appears that Brian Blessed is the voice over for this new dance competition on the BBC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Another dance competition?
They need more science programmes like Don't Ask Me and How? to educate the proles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Well you only say that because
a) you cant watch them

&

b) you don't fancy Claudia Wikleman ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I have iPlayer for all my shit TV-watching needs :)
Who the fuck is Claudia Wikleman? It sounds like a bad German Drag Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# More science programs?
They need some science programs. Proper ones. Horizon is a bunch of arse these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I dunno,
I thought that Cox programme the other day was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I watched a Horizon the other day - about "Time" and the bloke presenting it was totally annoying
It was like watching a Blue Peter report
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Why is there a mr gutsy coming out of the wickermans chest?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# he is very sad now due to his predicament
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# as awesome as ever
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# B I T S !
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by a sailing trip with my dad
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# BOOM!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Arf.
You can only turn a few times before your character is knocked unconcious.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Luckily my dad didn't get knocked unconscious.
However we did capsise the boat, fail to get it the right way up and then have to be rescued by a fishing boat.
Pretty embarassing
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# BOOM! Headshot
www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1233195722/Sailor_Knocked_Out_Cold_by_Boom

Page has some NSFW elements
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Is it wrong that I laughed so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Dammit, spent ages looking for a video like that
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I like how they stood there looking at him for just long enough
not to give a toss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# the sad thing is, you can get a sailing game for the pc
but then, what can't you get for the pc
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# USB teasmade
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# oh no :o


sup dudes?

orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Are they playing spiders?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Sup bruvva!
Soon, she will return to eat you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# haha
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# pfffffft
i hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Kinky!
and cute!

Kinkute!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] New for Wii - Wii!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# It's turtles all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You could have at least remover Pasanonics tag ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Heh heh
It's a cheap Japanese rip-off of him
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# :D
Also, have this loosely related pea....



Click for bigger (362 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# clowns!


Click for bigger (326 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# fucking brilliant umm
giant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Ha!
You fucking lunatic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# no, just a little otter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Ooh, this is well done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Woo!
Roald Dahl came to our school once and read some of The BFG to us

edit: Actually I don't think it was him

editedit: I think it was Allan Ahlberg, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Allan Ahlberg came to my school as a nipper too.
As did Brough Girling and Philip Ridley! Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# at first glance i thought 'Robert Downey Jr.'
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] this made sense in my head
(spiggytopes, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Ha ha What?
Is he goin woo when he had done it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# i'm not sure
I was thinking that the whole point of the wii is to shake the controller - which will clear the etch a sketch...

(Note to self - jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them)
(spiggytopes, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Ah I see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I found this, it should win the compo
www.b3ta.com/board/9202011
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ha!
I will never tire of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# i thought maybe it was michael j fox
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hehehe
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# superb xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Give us a push?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hehe the silly mong :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good to have you back Grey Kid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# hurrah!
is the a dog poo obstacle to overcome?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# gleeeeeeee..............or should that be gliiiiiiiiiii?
lovely:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# jigsaws aren't what they used to be

(cfb 95kB)
edit: afternings!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *I really like that*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Arf,
but I think it would be pretty easy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# yes they are
in other news: I'm off to watch the rugby

C'MON THE BOYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# you don't think rugby is a bit ... you know ...
gay?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# what - lots of big beefy men
grabbing each others testicles and sucking each other off in the showers afterwards?

NO!

what's gay is the fact that I have my dates mixed up. No rugby today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Someone saying
"Come on the boys" is either aware, or very very unaware of this...
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# get it right sunshine
C'MON THE BOYS!

or rather C'MON THE BOYS WHEN YOU ARE NEXT PLAYING. HAVE A GOOD REST TODAY COS I GOT THE DATES WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :D haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# You used to be able get all square piece jigsaw puzzles, they were holographic,
you learned where the next piece went by leaning to one side and looking at 'the next piece' that appeared.

I always wanted to own one but at the time (sometimes in the '80s) they were ridiculously expensive for something that each person would only solve once.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# all the cool stuff was ridiculously expensive for kids in the 80's
it was always the bastard spawn whose mammy and daddy bought them a BBC/B who had all the expensive toys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I had a Sinclair Cambridge calculator in 1974
and I thought I was DA BOMB until it broke.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# crikey, in the space year 1974 you were able to add up numbers!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# have you ever seen those fiendishly difficult square one with the exact same picture on the back of them turned through 90 degrees
as that isn't bad enough, they are pictures of things like baked beans

and how fucking tedious is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Ha!
That is proper annoying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :D
also, this spam title amused me "Postpone your love bomb's explode"

also "Perfrom in bed like a real king regardless of everything"

which doesn't really make sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I never get good spams :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Don't dream, start growing today
Like a steel rod
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# 'Inauspicious return to posting'-lulz
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# BA Baracus is epileptic?
(Ikea Boy, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
BA BARACUS IS A LOT OF THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# BA Baracus is a bad, invisible gold chain wearing motherfucker.
according to urban dictionary. and the rest of the world.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# not really worth it's own thread
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# A pack of 80 ST.


ST is common slang for Sanitary Towel btw.
(Ikea Boy, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# no wonder my old Atari had sticky keys..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I found this funny
until you had to explain it :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Sorry.
My last 2 images were pretty much RIS-fests, so I was perhaps over cautious.
(Ikea Boy, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I have that effect as well
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# The best jokes take 5 mins of explaining afterwards
That's my excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Best of all the machines
Except the speeder bike. And the Imperial shuttle. and the landspeeder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# pea
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)

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