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[challenge entry] It will happen, sooner or later.


edit Yes, I spelt Saturday wrong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# And
I have spelt saturday wrong.

Fucksocks.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# It looks more real like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Have they ever done anything separately?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# they will die alone
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# saturay :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# YAY SUTURAY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# SUPPLIES :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha i have this saved in a file of all my favourite b3ta pics from way back when i still lurked here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# heh :)
it's from some film..can't for the life of me remember what though.

it's along the same lines as Airplane!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# UHF with Weird Al
Brilliant film.
(__, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Wheel. Of. Fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# conan the librarian, raul's wild kingdom (pity the guy died, the later scene with poodles sounded funny.)
(venort apparently exists, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# corr :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# this is deserving of woo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Pixels!!! Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yea, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'm still working on getting tiled ones to go as nice as yours so often do.

Is my best so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# * It is meant to wobble - It's Wobblys car!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# O_O
I was listening to the end of The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective when I scrolled onto your post, and the flashing woo on the car was exactly in time with the "woos" in the song for about 30 seconds. It was class.

/Easily amused blog
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hehe
I just tried that! Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Is that Patrick Moore
morphing to himself as a child, as an explanation to something involving SCIENCE© and cosmic beyond our rational understanding?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Did you get a lift for today in the end?
I am looking forward to photos.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Blown out :(
Jane the keeper had to get an emergency appointment with the dentist this morning and didn't sleep a wink last night; had to let godsavethequeen down as well, such is life :(

I generally hate cars, but realize their importance at times like this; I feel gutted, but poor Jane!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ah, that is a shame.
Will you be able to see them some other time?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Next weekend hopefully
The dentist will be loading her so full of pain killers it will be a week before I feel safe in a car with her to be honest, she's a bit full on at the wheel in any case, so I will hedge my bets with the leopards when it comes to safety :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hey,
I noticed spazzing down links that you got a lift :)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This is ultimate win!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha aha h!
Nice taggage :D

I thought you were on his side though? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# i really like his art a lot and there are bits and pieces amongst his paranoia that i agree with (WTC etc)
but after i stood up for him the only thanks he offered me was another piece of blistering arrogance i'm leaving him to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ha!
Fair enough :)

Although I don't buy into that WTC bollocks myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Have you not seen the 5th season of 24?
It's all FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I have never seen 24.
THAT IS A FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# you've missed out
/24 fanboy, for my sins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I say never but that isn't entirely true.
When my mate ran his bar, we all used to be in there till all hours of the morning and they were all obsessed with it, so they downloaded it all the time to watch. I watched one or two episodes but it didn't really do it for me.

I just recreated Cocktail in his bar while they were watching it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# its something everyone should make up their own mind on
personally, I'm not a "lolmygods da government/jews/illuminati/jaws did it", but i think some of it doesn't quite add up. i'd rather not discuss it because it causes arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^this
I got sucked into that trap on /links quite often.
My background is in structural design, having studied both architectural technology and civil engineering,
as well as teach aspects of both for 6 years. You can imagine the LOLguments that were had.
Best to stay well out of it, although I have my own opinions, generally (for the most part, but not all) on the side of the official explanation,
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# You would say that
being one of the people who are controlling the world ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# well yes, there is that as well
*tin-foiled again*


it's bad enough having it on /links every now and again, but please, not /board as well :(
I come here for the fun sh*t in life
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ooo yeah i forgot you're a mason.... (kidding... kidding... lets not go down this path here =D )
lets have some thing nice to look at instead shall we?

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# haha, no worries
and that is all of the ace :)

/y'see, this is what it should be like talking about such stuff on here, all done with tongue very firmly in the cheek :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# quite, my going shouty crackers the other day was just getting exasperated at people jeering through bared teeth
i don't like that, not matter how mental the person is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you went shouty crackers? bugger me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that's how 'they' get front paged :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha, if that's the case, then monkeon must be RIGHT up there at the top...


... and I bet he's the one who made Steve Guttenberg a star as well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# he's The Grand Purple Wizard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# grand wizard dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes,
he is the real Great Architect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# True dat.
I am not averse to having a debate on it, but I do feel that a lot of the conjecture from most of the conspiracy theorists is treated as undeniable fact by them, meaning they are unwilling to debate the situation and just accuse anyone who doesnt buy into it of being one of them, or blind to the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# But what about building 7?????
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ZOMG!
THERE WERE ONLY LITTLE FIRES VISIBLE from one angle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# and reported fires from floors 6 through to 30+ on the other side, all afternoon
funny how that little facet very rarely gets brought up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I knew you were one of them!
I hate you and the NWA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# 7
You don't have a problem with building 7 falling? And you are an architect?

This group is called Architects and Engineers for 9/11 truth, and here is their study of Building 7
www.ae911truth.org/wtc7.php

Curious what you think of this.

.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Shut up and draw us a kitten
Just have fun with it man, that's all we ask. Have fun with it!

.

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(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# as I said before, up above,. before you deleted the sub-thread:
an architectural technologist, if you read the reply correctly.

and I have not said ANYWHERE I don't have a problem with building 7 falling.
That's two innacuracies you've made in the first sentence.
I stated that fires were reported all aternoon from floors 6 through to 30+,
That's the rub of it, people so fixed on these conspiracies often put words into the mouths of others. Funny that.
I've seen that site, and prefer this one:
www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html
among many others which deal with what can be quantified, and not hypothesised.
they also factor in the 'human' element as well.
and as I've had this conversation before many times on b3ta,
I won't be having it again.
B3ta is not the place for this sort of thing, there are dedicated forums for such discussions, as I have also stated below.
(just a personal opinion, as MOUIAP rightly directs me to point out below)
Thanks for the invitation to reply with what i think, but no thanks. It's not what I come to b3ta for.
Cheers, and no malice meant against you or what you might believe :)

.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# One of the things I like about b3ta is that just about anything can be discussed here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# yup, it can be I guess, maybe I'm overstepping it by suggesting its not the sort of place for such things
apologies for that. :)

Just a personal wrangle I guess. Have edited above to reflect your rather well made point :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I can see where you're coming from, I know plenty of people don't want 'serious' discussions on here.
I'd say just don't get involved in the bits you don't like, but I guess that gets tricky when there are sprawling arguments all over the board
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hehe, yup,
It's why I vowed a while ago not to get too involved in stuff like this

*stops self from going further with it*

I don't mind a reasonable, serious discussion, but we have 'off topic' on here for that sort of long, sprawling thread.

I likes pikchures I does!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You carry on that way
and you are so gonna get banned! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# If you even try to ban me, I'll ban you so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah?
Well if you ban me so hard I am so gonna to ban you in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I see no discussion here
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# This is going to turn into a slightly more abstract argument about conspiracy theorists in general.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# doesn't look like it, despite my efforts.
I say there's a conspiracy against it. There's also a conspiracy against my numerical scheme. Where's my hat?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I'm sooooooooooooo tempted to stir right now.
but seeing as I agree with your post I won't.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's not why I lurk on b3ta at the end of the day
true or not is neither here nor there; i'm here for fun, not to feel depressed by hidden sinister forces at work in our brief lives

I'm sure the internet is full of appropriate forums for that kind of activity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ^I've made this very point several times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# precisely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Thanks

You did say some nice things the other day, in the middle of being totally sliced to ribbons by so many people it did not occur to me to thank you, so thanks man, i really do appreciate that you did that. No one stands up for me and you did, that is exceptional.

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(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# If you were unable to see Tom's comment amongst the others
What makes you think you are not blind to other truths, brother?

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(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ahaha
Wake up sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I don't think it is a coincidence
that Conspiracy Theory was on last Sunday and this week has been conspiracy week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha, I made a tinfoil hat because of all this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# does it adequately protect you from the CIA's bozo beams?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# yes, should I do the clansoul and post a picture of myself in my new hat?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# i'm not sure how you're currently stopping yourself
get it up get it up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I'm going to go on tilt if it gets shopped to death.
link edited gaz if you want a toss fantasy.

edit ok that's enough people perving on me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahaha epic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# there are more of them, but that's shows the least of my ugly mug.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# The closest we have got to seeing
the real man behind the username :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# me in a tinfoil hat does sum things up rather nicely.
however my ass is on fire did a couple of shops of a picture he got hold of. fresh water mole also included one of them a pic he made as well :S.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# this is great :)
fine protection you have there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Way to go Tom O'Bathroomreferenceofsomesort!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Am I missing something?
Should I see something?
Is there anything to see?
Or is it just me?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# There is nothing to see.
So make up something outlandish and unsubstantiated, post it on rense.com and prove it by linking to articles on racist websites.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# biggest conspiracy is...are they actually his pictures?..

the truth is out there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# along with a hefty review on Icke's website from him
www.davidicke.com/content/view/13588/48/
/morning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ning

lost was a feckin' weird one this week O_O

compared to how he talks here, it's definitely a different person..catcraaaap must be Sebastian.

dons tinfoil hat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# haven't seen it yet, been sitting here for 2 days solid and not one view yet - argyh!
*goes to remedy*

how's the new job going?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# jobs going well, I'm still employed there haha
been really busy..can't be arsed with b3ta during the week after all that drama last weekend.

he's still not visited yet, the tea's gone cold and the buns are rock hard.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# drama?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yup, no names..but you'll get the drift
b3ta.com/board/9243553
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ah.... yeah
i'm beginning to suspect he might be rorschach
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# or just a drunken old cunt who can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i think they must be.
unfortunately talent doesn't preclude paranoid schizophrenia
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I'm betting it's a girlfriend or his mom who does most of the work.
It's out there all right, and its rattling my bin lids all hours of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I think it's sebastian..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You have a wonderful mind, Prodgy.
Milk and cookies are almost finished and I shall have to sleep.
Night folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# night :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Have I missed more poorly thought out conspiracy theories?
Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It started with a repost
www.b3ta.com/board/9245664

I actually like the chaps pictures. but some of the other stuff he does is a little strange.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# He does seem to have some problems.
Good fun though
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# beLIEve...
there is a lie in every belief
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# What a sinister way to start the day
*prepares*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all. It's popular compo tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I fucking hate
Dick and Dom.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Well then you should love this show.
Dick and Dom have to survive on £30 a week as life continually comes around to their house, kicks them in their man-cunts and vomits blood into their eyeballs.

It will become a saturday morning institution.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Sounds like the plot
of Ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Now
that I would watch.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# mon the bucky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A better one than before

The Bill

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's amazingly well shopped!
It looks just like a real London Electricity bill!

Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Thank you
(unless thats sarcasm? I can't tell)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic myself anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Roughly what my latest 'lectric bill looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I'm lucky,
I have a prepayment meter so I can spread my ridiculously inflated prices out over 52 weeks and only pay a premium of 10 percent for it.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] yet he still retains his essential sex appeal I think...
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ^ COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# curiousity killed the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Capes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Geoff capes and his grape crapes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# close...
Geoff Capes sells Grape Crepés whilst viewing videotapes of Jungles Apes... near Fire Escapes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Repes! Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Are these children awaiting execution?
I've seen more enthusiastic expressions on cancer patients.

*has no idea what the source show is*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# The source show is Raven
and yes, they are indeed awaiting execution....it's the future dontchanow!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *wikis*
Oh I see, it's pure twaddle. No wonder they look like
someone stole their will to live. With a evil reverse too.
"Eigdub" or something like that. Here I was thinking it
was the shit clothes they put them in or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# yes an evil reverse
just like yours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *bwahahas loudly with gratuitous reverb*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# this tv is ace. its like the krypton factor crossed with knightmare
with a host nearly as mental as Traygar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I see the BBC have decided to start shortening the Army Landrovers to just "Snatch"
with disastrous consequences: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7929785.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# deary me :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# That's one hell of a cunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# mmmmmmm delicous budgie
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh... hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# How unpleasant..
SATNING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# that's a fat statue.
a fatue.

Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# He likes turtles AICMFPs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Happy bioday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# one morning at the waterslide
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Well I would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)
# you should
maybe the extra fluid lubrication of your chuff would help her escape.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Woo, is that a new Fireman training thing?

"Push the fat bird up the slide with 1000lbs of water pressure"

EDIT: * Has very slow fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# This is all too common an occurrence these days.
I suggest chopping her out with fireaxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# razor blades and bubble gum
may have helped to slim her down a bit
(pdjpdj, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Try soap and spit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Derek Acorah, ghost asplorer
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:42, archived)
# :) oh hai popular ghost!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Took a moment.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)
# to spot it or figure out who it is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Oh shit, ... fuck.
Just to spot, but I'm making food.
Don't spoil it, I'll let it mull and sink in.

edit:
much later and still not quite sure, but I'm thinking it is almost like
something Doctor Dyslexia did a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# wino.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ahhh, I see a breast in the brick now that you said that.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:04, archived)
# Ha ha more realistic than the original!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I made you this
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:56, archived)
# jolly good but it is bigger than the moon. Only crab_bloke can post stuff this large
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1236409423/dirtyinyardfisheye.jpg

I made it smaller for you. you can edit your post to include that pic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# three meg animation made it onto the popular page with barely a peep out of the usual suspects.
i haven't unblocked his hosting since that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# It is a bit of an old boy's network, huh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# just a touch yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# It was a rather sad moment, yes.
Not to mention the gif had been kicking around
for long enough to be called glasscockery. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Indeed.
I think I shall make a nice stew and biscuits.*

And then post a 36 meg animation of it, followed
by all the scat images that ran for hours unmoded.**

* 100% fact
**100% lie
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)
# That wasn't scat was it? I thought it was chocolate cake porn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Some was fake, but I doubt the mad pair knew that.
And I shouldn't really know that, LOL.

Perhaps Rob should recycle them into a new 'real-fake quiz'. HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# it has to be pistachio icecream
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:35, archived)
# I think the megness
was increased recently, although it hasn't completely stopped the nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Pretty
but you made it bigger than the limit for animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# :[
I'm sorry. :[
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Don't worry
It's 7am, nobody really cares. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# it's 6 pm, my numerical scheme is proving too much for my little brain
and someone posted 477kb picture. I am so ready to explode right now. I really am. my tinfoil hat is starting to melt with my frustration.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:10, archived)
# oh yes
this is very special!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Hahaha well well what's all this here then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# over 400kb for a single fucking picture?
hamtoucher

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ^ That frightens me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Look what I found lurking in my in-law's bookshelf


Clicky image to enbiggen (486kb)


I know it's enormous, how do I shrink it?

Edit: Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:20, archived)
# by magic
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1236406980/gaybook.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)
# OK, I now have a thumbnail
how do I stick that up and make it clickable to the big picture?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)
# <a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/ef821992716a89936638/gay_book.jpg"><img src="http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1236406980/gaybook.jpg> cfb 495kb</a>
cut and paste that.

edit: fixed typo :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
#
<a href="http://www.yourhost.com/your_big_image.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.yourhost.com/your_thumbnail_image.jpg" /></a>

Yeah, in other words, that ^
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)
# ^ What they all said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Army 'Ning!
WAKE UP you 'orrible little B3tans!!!

Do you think because it's the weekend, there is no 'umour to be created?
Do you you 'orrible little B3tan?
I want to see animation so funny, and jokes so well polished I can see my face in 'em!
Now get to work you malingering little 'erberts!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I never had any humour :(
how about I repost my best pic in a new thread instead?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)
# I have inspired myself to do humour about Colour Sgt Vaughn
from Zulu, as I always thought he'd do quite well in Chuck Norris type jokes.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# How's this then, Sah!

A quick and dirty little fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Saw it on my "friends activity" earlier, I laughed.
I'm glad it was a toplevel post as I've been getting slack on spazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)
[challenge entry] toil


edit: damn pedants: bare essentials... so naked
(MrFriend is not your friend, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# I find it funny that someone writing condesending instrutions on how to use a mac
would also write this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Swiss Bankers are attacking our council estates with thier lazer airships!


Click for bigger (89 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Yes. and all the jewish people that weren't killed in the holocoust
caused the financial crisis after a black man was elected president of the US because the wars caused by their 9/11 scheme would end and they need a disaster so they can control the worlds supply of butterscotch flavoured icecream so the gay people don't get any.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Don't tell everyone!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)
# FUCK YOU THE TRUTH WILL OUT. YOU CAN PUT ALL THE STERIODS IN CHICKENS THAT YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CANNOT SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH REVEALING THE TRUTH. I HAVE A COMPUTER IN FRONT OF ME. THE TRUTH IS NOW UNSTOPPABLE.

despite the attempts of the government to starve me, to put me to work on mundane problems and suppress thoughts outside of conventional thinking. THEY'VE ALL FAILED. I know what they're putting in my milk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# AND THEY PUT THE FUCKING RAINBOWS IN THE WATER!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# YES AND THEY STEAL WATER. THEY CONTROL WHERE THE DRAINS GO.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# AND CONTROL THE DOLPHINS UNNECESSARILY
purely for ther dolphins' financial gain.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Yerah well I got woken up by bloody chav's at 2.45am and have not been able to get back to sleep.
Also, what are you you conspiracy theorists hiding? Why are you all pushing your theories on us.

Ha conspiracy theorists conspiracy theory!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# THE CHAVS ARE REALLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS WORKING FOR MAXTOR, WHO ARE THE SWISS CIA!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Don't forget Obama's a babby killer now too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# OMG THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE MUTANT BABBIES!
WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW. DIG A BIG HOLE AND FILL IT WITH CANNED FOODS. BUT ONLY THE CANNED FOODS FROM RUSSIA. THAT WAY OUR GOVERNMENT CAN'T ALTER IT AND RUSSIAN MIND ALTERING DRUGS DON'T AFFECT WESTERN WORLD PEOPLE.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Aww did he kill a baby?
with a hammer? It's what I'd use on a baby.

You know up until quite recently the Church didn't consider people to be human until 40 days after birth...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Church is a not singular word in the USA.
120 sects and creeds, of which only 2 or so do not
start counting it a babby from the issue of dad's balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# OMG you mean I just wanked out half a baby?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Sadly, for 40 odd(and I do mean odd) it's the whole babby.
Hundreds! Unless your count has been trimmed by messing with
www.b3ta.com/board/9245910

Part of the reason the stem cell ruling scares the
shit out of so many of them. Madness I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Ahh but the stem cell stuff has all just gone crazy mad..
...because the Japanese have worked out a way of reverting skin cells into stem cells.

There is a video on TED about it I watched.

Apprently they reverted some skin cells, the stripped a mouse heart down to all but cartalidge, sprayed it with a coating of these new stems cells a few days later the heart started spontaneously beating. God will be pleased because no one muderized a baby in the whole process. They did though kill a mouse.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Ear-mouse freaks the shit out of them more.
Plastic nature of our biology is the key point that breaks their notional view of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Sir, in relation to your name...
1) it isn't a reference to a rather spiffing Feathers song is it?

2)You don't perchance frequent Armagetron do you?
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Nope, it's a simple inversion.
(1) "Blackhat" is usually taken well before I seem
to get around to joining a site. I have used both
on game servers over the years. (2) haven't
cycled for/in ages, so someone else must be
using it too. My online use predates the bad
hacker meaning BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)
# *headdesk* :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)
# *moves mouse pad in quickly to cushion*
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
# It's the return of the Zeppelin. ARGH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# OH FUCK
I KNEW this day was coming.

*fetches swiss airship harpoon*

Take that you Fence-sitting bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Sour grapes?
... or buyers remorse?



sorry... just venting.
(planetfall, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Whargarbl!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Is this to do with America?
Is that what it's about? I don't get it, whats the Burger KIng crown about? Why is he wearing braces? What are you venting about, and why are you saying sorry? Is that exploding snot on the desk? WHats going on in this image?

20 years in the communications industry you'd reckon it'd be easier to understand.

Sorry just venting.

I like that phrase I am going to call all my mates cunts then say sorry just venting.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Sorry, just venting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Told you.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)
# This is my last post for tonight please click for large! :P


Click for bigger (235 kb)
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Love your melted/organic texturing style.
Well worth the effort I can see it takes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Thanks again!
Have a good night everyone!
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# if you have one a bit bigger than that
for me to trace easily I'll do you a huge painting of it as I have done for Walrus in the past. It's a tad too small right now.


Walrus stuff, cfb
imagebam.comimagebam.comimagebam.com

edit:// oh bollocks. That means i liked it, I just forgot to mention that.



(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Would this be the wrong time to ask about that thing for my mate?
:)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Yeah that was just one of those projects that never happened.
and should have. I have no excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# It's nearly the anniversary now
Is it a no then?

No probs if it is, but I want to get something done to give his missus.

She's missing him badly :(
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# No it's not a no at all.
But it seems like the more I promise to do this for you the less I get around to it and I just feel like a cunt about it now.

let me be sure I still have the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Ok
I don't want to make you feel bad, it was a nice offer in the first place.

I still have the pics if it's still on.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# you won't make me feel bad at all.
The fact that I'm able to put something as worthwhile as this out of my head so often makes me feel bad.
gaz me later or tomorrow so I at least have a reminder to do something about it when I awaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# OK
Cheers :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Luvverly
Have you started squinting yet? ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Winner!


And goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Don't fuk wit Harold...
Or Lou'll coma & getchya.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I like it,
I am drunk. I went to see The Watchmen on a bottle of buckfast. Woo!
(brain_blessed, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The horror....
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# better than this show...(i guess?)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# He sinkink "My Vay" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I can't help thinking of
Lilly Von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles

"I'm so tired..."
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# hahaha
apparently, according to him in fact, his answerphone message says something like "whatever it is, the answer is yes". He is not proud.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I can easily believe it.
There was a link going about for an eBay poster of the man himself, some of the comments were pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Haha!
have an oldie in return


(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Ahhhaha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Should that not be
the Howwuh.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# ...aww,...he missed a gate...
...should've used Atomic Skis!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Wick~ed@
I luvs a good whipeout!
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# yeah...
...i live for these moments.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Awesome
I love your animations :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# aw shucks...
...thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# *rings cowbell like a mad fool*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# you're so Nordic...
..."I want more Cowbell!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# needs more.....


Click for bigger (374 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# He rules! :P
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# i gotta have more cowbell...
...MORE COWBELL!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# haha.
Put a donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Yeah, I might recreate their stupid red machine from the video.
Perhaps with "ugh" and "tish" buttons too. Call it a "Sickinnit" or the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# He wooshed when he shoulda shooshed . . . I found an atomic playmate for you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I'd still do her! :|
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I have no fear...
...stand aside Gents,... I'll take care of this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Oooooooooooh yeah . . . it's time for particles of reality to explode !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# don't look now, but...oh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Thaaaaaaaaaar she bloooooooooooows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# OOHHHH YYEEAAAAHHHH!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiion !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# *waits patiently for him to get eaten by the yeti at the bottom*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# ...oops!...
... the Scientologists got him first!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# The yeti was too busy demolishing building 7 with autism vaccines!
Busy yeti.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# YAY SPORTS
www.b3ta.com/board/9244999
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# diverdown...
... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Nicely :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# thanks all...
...goodnight!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] for fans of breakfasts everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# eggselent
eggs-tra special
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# eggs-stravagent
eggs-strawdenary
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# GREAT PLATE OF FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
#
woo

b3ta.com/board/8162762
(1.618..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# bacon...something
woo
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Some swine
has eaten one of the eggs already!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# tomato...?...
... i didn't order a tomato!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# No haggis?
No black pudding?

Fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Something i made for my website!


I just got my job back so it's been fun posting here
however things will slow down for me in the way of posts.....

this may make my haters happy! :P
.
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# shitheap
i hate this pile of shit
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Thanks! :P
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# FUCK OFF NOOB
*pulls scary face*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# retort
as a noob, i must retort this previous statement. it was brash and un-called for. on further inspection your image has inspired me to gain a chubby willy and have sex with the nearest ying-yang.
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# It's all good!
Have sex with what you can! :|
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# cheers
can i access your face
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# whatever turns your crank
it has occured to me
that posting at this time frame
brings out the flamers but whatever
i'm in Canada not the UK!@
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# retract, perhaps is the word you're looking for?
Be nice or the board will squish you.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# naa definately retort
Almost like tortellini


(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# poor education...
childish behaviour....1.30 in the morning...
Are the Aussies off school?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# beer
tortellini
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# don't think so, not in NSW anyway. The next break they will get is at easter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# australian education
Susan Kennedy torte me all i know
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# More like John F Kennedy
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# re-torte
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# die you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# You have the stupidity to say this
after posting this?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# your harsh
ban him, this is just un called for. get out. seriously , every one here hates your guts
(BoomWandy Mackerel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Jesus
15 posts on here and you're already talking to yourself.

Go and lie down it's school time soon
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# wray?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# that is a brand new word
meaning "which name did you used to troll under"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Good thought Batman ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Thing is
your not even funny

come back when you're not shit
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# dry up...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I love this
And wish i had some talent....
(angriestangel, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Looks great on the move too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# wow most awsome sir! :P
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# this is real good...
...protected by spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Have one more! :P
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# This is ace!
Looks almost like an Escher drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Thanks!
i actualy did a study on him
i even re created some of his
technique using the paterns!
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Diiiiiiiiriiiibit . . . couldn't resist . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Thanks!
This is great i have no idea
how you are doing that!

wic~ked! :P
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)

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