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# We walked the streets of our town, just talking, 'til the dawn broke grey and freezing above the deserted blocks
Just when your life is stale, and there's reason there for everything, something comes to kick you up inside ...



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Phwoar! Noice
TJ:

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1160805/

The inventions that "freed" women. FFS
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Grrr this makes me ***** mad
I am a man. I like to cook, I do all my own shopping, washing etc etc. If the mrs comes over I will cook for her etc etc. Men DO do the things too you know, we're not all fking backwards Cavemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I am
but by choice an inclination, not because I'm unaware of other options.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Didn't mention the keys to the kitchen chains then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Fucking hell! Who double-declutches anymore? (aside from classic car owners obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# haha dailyfail as per usual
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I think we reached our peak of intelligence as a species and now were on our way back down again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ^This
I for one bow down in reverance of our new ape rulers
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Cheer Msr Le Swollen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# woo!
Rorshash's diary, 21st October, 1985..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# *Can never listen to Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable" in the same way ever again*

Edit: Yes, I'm going back to work now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# yep
good film, wasn't it? Despite not being perfect in places.. can't wait for the 4 hour version :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *nips back*
The fight with the Comedian is a fantastic bit of cinema. It's in my top ten.

The sex scene was a bit gratuitous though. If I wanted to watch people having sex I'd have gone and seen a porno.

Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed it and can get cracking on reading the comics now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *splutters*
you hadn't read the comic first? Get cracking woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# It was deliberate.
Reading The Shining before seeing the film ruined the film which everyone else says is a classic. I think the film's horrific compared to the book.

I really wanted to enjoy Watchmen so deliberately didn't read the comics even though it's been sat on my bookshelf for donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# fair enough
and you're right about the shining, the film was better than the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I can't wait to see it.
The prollem is Mrs Vagabond and I are IMMENSLEY poplier, so we haven't had a chance yet. Prolly next week now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Beardedwife and I turned down sushi to go and see it last Friday
To be honest, it wasn't a hard choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# It is good
amazing to see it up on screen.. Falls apart a bit towards the end though
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# and as mentioned by others,
the sex scene is a bit... well, it's as bad as the sex scene in 300. Just frankly a bit artless IMO.

The prison scene in the cafeteria was a highlight for me, and whoever did the casting for Rorscharch and NightOwl absolutely fucking nailed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# lully as usual.
looks like rain again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# "Rain"?
What is this "rain" of which you squeak?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I love a lot of your stuff
you have a great deal of skills.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Mercy, mon sewer - that's most kind of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Like that, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Cheers, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Oh god, they're everywhere!

Click for cleaner version (1.6MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# and...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Oh god, they're everywhere!

Click for non scanline version (800k)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# i am crying
with the lafFing:DDDDDD
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# trouble with tribbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# actually - it looks more liek Wayne and Garth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahhahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
He loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# you'd think by then
clothes would have evolved beyond zips...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Its too late
he's seen everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# he has cameras set up all over the ship and a special
secret room which is connected to his bedroom...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Sliver: TNG
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I have new found respek of teh Stewart!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# YAYAYAY
!!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Crikey!
Me likey...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha! blimey
what film are the kids from?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Harry Potter
and the muggle that discovered gunpowder.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I would make a joke about crossing harry potter with dirty harry,
but then you end up with dirty harry potter, and that just sounds like a dodgy porn flick
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Will, uh, Hermoine be in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# wait a few years
and she'll be a washed up child actor turned to porn, just like all the others
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# yeah - Jenna Haze started out as Drew Barrimore in ET
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Not a lot of people know that
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This film needs
to be made.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I
agreee
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# "... I know what you're thinking
'Did he fire six shots spells or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum magic stick, the world's most powerful handgun magic stick in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk Muggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# totally worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
sniggering like a tomfool
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Yay - he could be used for population growth control
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# sounds a bit doubleplusungood if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Was quite satirical
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# There's an Amazing Machine for everyone....what would yours be called?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
'ningles.

The Amazing Moob Manipulator.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# HAHAHA - these make me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...when do you want my Credit Card details? *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I don't need your money, I'll let you 'work off' what you owe me....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ooh...
...aces!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I didn't invent this
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahha, hows about the "bourgeois belly fondler"
nings moley
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Here you are...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I like this!
...for wrong reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# very nice
do they make a lot of noise? and are they clockwork or steam-powered?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# They're virtually silent to the untrained ear. Powered by both steam and spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# This gets more extraordinary the more I look at it.
Exceptional, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Tribs' lemur on a violin


I tried animating Tribs' lovely lemur, which can be found here
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *glees*
*clickies*

EDIT: I love the way tribs links to source just in case anyone is in doubt as to what he's done:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hehhe, awwww.. that's too cute!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Fiddle up, fiddle up, on your violin
get right on it, rest your chin upon it
Fid, fid, fid fidldydiddle on your ragtime violin!

/Vaudeville

Expertly done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Excellent!
and excellent original too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Awww....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# i am
terrified.....
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Top work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# morning fluff
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Awwww.....
He's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# The one where people die in it
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# fooking
ace!!!;D
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahah, that's brillaint :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Fanks Shtevie!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
That is eminently *click*able, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *hug* sorry, I had to go away
work is being an arse, and I've just realised I've forgotten to do my billing *hurriedly completes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# No worries! I was just concerned.
You don't have to use SAP, do you?
That's a real nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh no no no no, I've got my share of crotchety old programmes
but that's not one. AS400 is though *rolls eyes*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh god, that's really not good at all....
*flinches from the painful memory*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# :D tell me about it.
I have to use about 15 different things in order to do about 5 different actions. Bloody ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Have you suggested they invest in a Commodore 64
to speed the process up a little?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha, I should!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I've actually had to write down a list of the work I have to do in the vain hope that I would then get on with it
*continues to read B3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I do that every day, but I just do things as I see fit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I've promised myself that at 10am I'll get on with work
We'll see how that pans out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# :D good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Ta JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
An old housemate of mine's father was the prosecution for Shipman.
He reaconed that although it couldn't be proven, he quite possibly killed about 400 people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# He must have been a fan of Dr Josef Mengele
Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Oh yes!
Except that Matthews woman didn't kill anyone did she?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# No
But she had a criminal dress sense.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# and don't get me started on the hair
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# What's wrong with it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# It went all down her back:P
sexah! SOmething to grip in your teeth while doing teh doggy doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# What a charmer you are, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Are you saying I'm Nigel Havers?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Well, he wasn't the first person that sprang to mind...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Yes yes
I know I look like Brad Pitt.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
#
Brad a Tar

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# sweetheart she'd not put a brush through it since 1986
grease also seems an issue
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah, especially now Donny Osmond's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# No...
..but she's still rather fiendish :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# oh come on - we've all done it
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *sets Sky +*
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# That is ace!
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Rogues gallery indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ace
of spades.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Eeeeeek!
Morning Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Wie sind
Sie doing?
(Harry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# love
hitlers peckam rye.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# i painted a parrot! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Whoa!
Fluffy Parrots FTW!

I llke that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# hehehee
they are the future :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Most woosome sir!
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Wow, that's all kinds of lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# cheers mrs!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# oooooh.
fancy
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hehehe
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ooooh, now that is all kinds of excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Yays
That yam lovely


*calls RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaa
wouldnt it be the rspcb?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Bloody RSPB! What have they ever done for us?!
Hahaha I can just image an RSPCA officer going to help an injured animal and going, 'Fuck it. It's a bird.':D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaa
lets jsut kill it and eat it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# When in France... ;-)
I must admit, that once when in Corsica, I did try the local delicacy - Blackbird Pate.
They'll eat anything, them darned Frenchies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# nought wrong with that.
It's only social conditioning that tells you you can't eat something. Sadly it's backfired as these days epole grow up eating crap which subconsciously tells them that's all ther is that is safe to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# It wasn't that so much as the fact that it tasted like dog turd on toast.
Now, the local beef on Corsica - that's a whole different matter.
Fucking gorgeous, all the cattle roam free, and they eat the herbs growing on the hillsides - they are effectively self-marinating.

The best steak-frites I have *ever* had.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# i sorta lived in Switzerland for a while
And the town I lived in had an annual cow festival where they decorated their cows and lead a possession though the town centre.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ...and then lobbed them on the grill, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Well some of them.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# fuzzy felt is all of the win
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# hhahaa
fuzzy felt - great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# blimey.. that's something i've not seen for a long time... Fuzzy Felt....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I had the farmer set and my brother had the space set
we made space farmers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# In space, no one can here you sow....
hehehe, there is even an official site:

www.fuzzyfelt.com/

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I used to love those
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *calls RSPB*
Paint is for walls and canvas, not birds!

Woo you talented bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# mmmm canvas! :D
cheers you equally talented git :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *looks over shoulder*
*sees Capt Wow behind her*
*assumes the Rev is referring to the Capt*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
:)

love your sig! my fav movie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Finally got my DVD of it and watched it at the weekend
I'd only ever seen the TV version in which they cut that line.

It's an awesome line! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# i got it on video
years ago always my fav bit! so its fine to show someone stabbing someone but not to say the word bitch :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Well done Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha (what?)
Ha ha ha ha
*Breaths...
Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# for some reason
this is terribly apt...
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Look at the pub in the background and think of all that lovely golden beer behind the counter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# mmmm
breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *cracks a raw egg into a pint of guinness*
I call this one a Dark Edwina...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Why is it always Pink Guinnes in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
wow - that's one hell of a type-o.. what was my finger doing all the way over there...?

corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# But that make my post look stupid now....
* Cries into his pint of pink Guinness..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
Everyone take the piss out of Edwina Curry about the whole egg thing but I was one of the people that got the salmonella.
Two months of food poisoning and all I was allowed to eat was gruel and steamed fish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# sounds shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# explosively so:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Now *that's* breakfast!!!
*goes to Threshers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Here's the full link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE1741PpPAk&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=135976BA25C9F769&index=90
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# *massive amounts of this thing they call cuddle*
loads to do, can't be bothered. It's all so bloody boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
*does tigger thing*

*stops for massive snuggly cuddles*

*continues doing tigger thing*

The results of 4 red bull before arriving at work and starting the first coffee of the day has produced some worrying side-effects.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Oh dear
*wraps head in blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *re-purposes blanket into nest under desk and curls up underneath it, fast asleep*
What's up, Pickle - work being a pain again today?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# There's a whole series of them on youtube.
Basically there was an underbudget 1970s Aussie cop show called "Bluey", which was later re-dubbed and edited in the early 90s and renamed to "Bargearse"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# They are wonderful, I shall be 'acquiring' them later...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha
that fits perfectly to the daft Punk track I'm currently listening to
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *points*
You!

Good 'ning, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm RISing on this
it must be because I don't watch that show
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# well I do sort of get it, but I think I'm missing that main point of it - I'm guessing the dog is actually in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Yes
But what's more, he is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# so the costs to reanimate him
either through necromancy or puppetry are likely to be considerable...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# bah... just stick a broom handle up his arse and move him around like a crappy puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# this is exactly how Jim Henson started
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Show me a rate card
for necromancy. I want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# they're very heavily unionised
you get a cow boy in and they only have a Greek copy of the Necranomicon and what do you get? A zombie which hungers for olives!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sounds like the waitress in the taverna up the road*
*it actually does!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# OOOLLLLIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVESS!!!!
oooooooooooolives!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Stuffed with pimenton, carefully carved to look like
BRAINS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ssttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffed wiiiiiiiiiiiithh piiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeenn...
nah - it doesn't really work... I'm finding these zombies less and less believable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I blame Danny Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# you can't keep blaming him for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *gets all stroppy*
I shall if I want to!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I assumed it was because the 's' was missing from the end
and so instead of being a show about a community of people, it was a show about one, the cheapest one... but I could be reading too much into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# i had a simlar hypothesis, but now in light of the wiki dog entry, I've had to re-evaluate my position.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Here you are
Roly
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ahhh - Now I get it.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# heheh, that simple bit of info makes this pic all the more top!
good work, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I can't be expected to read all of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# the dog was in eastenders from the start, but died in the early nineties.
I would translate it into the medium of dance, but honestly, I'm too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's inspired... although I bet you could get ... whoever it is who plays Ian Beal to work for less dog food, so that probably isn't the cheapest East Ender

:)

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# oh ha
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# ZOMG!
She is sinking into teh backdrop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# i always find
colour clash adds a little bit of taste to an otherwise overworked pun:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I was talking about the feet:P
Useful one to know, if you didn't already, you can adjust the strength of the magic wand tool by changing the tollerance on the top toolbar (1-100). You can also use it to add to by using shift for adding and Alt for subtacting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# possibly
the weight of her earrings are slowly ebbing her into the infamous festering quagmire of 'orange'. oh orange, will you ever go away.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# this is most likely the case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# oh fanx
i downloaded cs4. it took me 4 days. only to open it and it telling me 'windows vista business is a pile of shit and youve wasted four days of your life.' maaarvelous. these are old posts cos im lost without me ps...boohoo me:(
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# To be honest I still use PS7.
Does me fine.

The copy you downloads was it torrent or from the Adobe site? You can get a month's trial from the adobe site and it'll take about 10 mins to download.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# oh wicked!
merci pour les tippage, boeuf
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# THIS IS THE WORK OF VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Heehee!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Haha
I can see the bitch but not the cow:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Annoying Adverts #57
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Haha
God I hate that ad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# yah
me three
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Is that your car?
Why the fuck did you choose orange?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I had a great gangsta overdub of a Noddy cartoon
But Warner Music Group had it pulled. Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Dickwads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# those circle-jerking Warner shitbox fuckfaces
took the audio down for the Muppets' "mnah mnah" from Youtube.
Try explaining that to a room full of screaming 4 year-olds.

Buy anything from Warner ever again?

I'm not even going to mimic Roscoe P Coltrain at the end of the Dukes of Hazard any more.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Pffft - I presume there are a whole series of these in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Is that your car, Larry?
Do you know what happens if you fuck a princess in the ass, Larry?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# hahaha
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A PRINCESS IN THE ASS LARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# so this is what i'm missing when i stay in bed all morning
good morning boab!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# good morning sirrah!
How lovely to (virtually) see you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
I too hate that advert...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# You fucking hamtoucher

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *doesn't click any of them in protest*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# They are quite okay, but robney spoiled it for claude

and soon enough, robney also can't post, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Well I'm not voting for any of them.
Take that, society.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that's right, the mascara snake!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I don't care if they are from another member, DON'T POST THAT MANY IN ONE GO
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Not being rude here, just curious
How come I should not post them all? Again, not being rude, just want to know.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Because everyone else's work and comments are being pushed further down the board - and too quickly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Then I apologise
Sorry
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Alright

As long as you listen and learn, I am certain people will get over it, eventually ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THE HELL WE WILL!! I DEMAND A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# will a period do?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I prefer commas and semi colons, but I guess it will do.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# a semi-colon...
..have you had a prolapse?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Because
there's only ever a certain amount of threads on the board, and every time you post a new one it shoves another one off- something someone's spent time on (hopefully). What'd be a good idea next time is if you post one, and then post the others as replies, that way they can still be voted for individually, but you don't shove other people's work off the board.

Plus it makes it a bitch to read when there's two new threads every refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# You're pushing other people's work off the board, which is seen as rude.
There's only room for a set amount of threads. You could post them all as a reply to one thread, and still compo them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# it pushes lots of work off the board, thus clogging up the page purely with someone elses
that means not everyone gets fair time on teh board. Always spread out posts, so post one now, another in 30 mins/1 hour etc to let other people have a go. The alternative is to post them all in the same thread.

Secondly, with that many in one go, people are less likely to bother looking at them and therefore won't bother voting in a threadrush situation, so you're only screwing yourself over.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# cos it makes kittehs cry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# RIGHT
It's the FAILHAM for you m'laddo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# A cross-sectional area of a cock.
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# BEHAVE

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You are:
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Oh that's gold!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# LOLZ U POOOSHED TEH OTHERZ WORK OV TEH BOARD!111
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# :/
looooserrr.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Oi spacktard. I know that claude balls is probably so far up you, we can smell his knob cheddar on your breath
but fuck off, read the faq and post your own fucking work.



EDIT: Well done, a thread deleter too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha - Telling it like it is, RG.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# No; being "nasty or offensive to other boarders"* is not "telling it like it is".
*: See the FAQ, question "Hooray - I am able to post now. What should I do?".

If you live by the FAQ, you die by the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Really?
Why not go sit on that 12 inch rubber cock you have stored in your rucksack you fucking rancid flidmong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha
everyone knows you love to touch the ham.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Really?
If he wants to ham touch then let him. Not my cup of tea to be honest but there you go.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hmm
i think you are confused. as it is you who is the toucher of the hams

you ham toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha you plub!
On a Tuesday? Fucking weirdo.

Now I know this using your brain thing is a new an novel concept, especially so soon after being promoted to 'relatively human'.
I also it's very exciting that mummy/carer has let you use the internet and it mast have taken ages to attach that pokey rod to your forehead (I know, I know it would have made more sense to use the dick that was already there).
But after over two years you should have a clue by now. Now knob off to off topic whence you came.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Nice and mature
As normal RG, give me a shout when you have some bollocks you daft fucking mare.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry riverghost isn't her to take your message at the moment due to extreme boredom
Please leave a message after the shout.

*shout*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Thread deleter?
Don't think so.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# The repossess this house one?
huh? I wonder if goldfish laugh at their stupid brethren and shout, 'Hahaha! Memory of a fucking robneymcplum!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# OK
but its not deleted? just replaced with a link rather than a picture. Get your fucking argument sorted before you start one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ghostie,
you're in fine fooling this very morn.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# This is him 'on form'?
My god, the standards one must live up to on here are pretty low if this is on form.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# You know what standards are?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I guess so
They are the things you will never live up to.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Boy there's egg on my face.
You seem to have got everyone on your side against me.
Come back when you're actually can make it hard for me to make you look like a stupid twonk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# And you
Come back to me when you can spell and construct a post that makes sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# If you were at school like you were meant to be
Maybe you could read it.

*sigh* how sad.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I can read it fine
just doesn't make any sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# It's called dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# oh please.
*offers knicker-untwisting kit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You wait. He'll be doing 'yo mama' gags next.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I think he's moved straight on to
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
I'd like an ounce of your finest flounce please!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yes
Because I really am 12 and find that hilarious.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# yup
Sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# That would be why your interested in replying?
You like 12 year old boys?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Well if they instist on posting on a public domain what do they expect.
Is 4chan down or something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Must be annoying
Being made to look like an idiot by a 12 year old boy.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# you're
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *stands behind Geoff, egging him on*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Egging on me? Eeeuw! Stoppit!
I'm just stirring.
*stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *offers to dry clean Mr The Clownfish's rather natty jacket*
Sorry about that, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Don't dis the Clue.
May I also add 'You twat'.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahahah, I love that image
nings Peasey
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# And an extraordinarily good morning to you, my fine fellow!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# all is well in Steveoville this fine morn'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# this is rather good
but cant recall where its from
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# The movie?
I don't know, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ha sillys
its citizen kane, brain was switched to wrong mode should have realised
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Goodness, it just didn't click -
Of course. Thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# For some reason that always makes me think of Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# That's because you *love* SImon Pegg.
You want him to be your special friend, don't you?


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# At last
As I dont watch TV, this is the first entry I understand and find funny so I'll click it
Claude balls will fit in here but needs a new secretary to deal with the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Hey! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I think there's an "Ignore" button about to be pressed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# do fuck off, there's a good chap.
come back when you decide you want to play nice
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# ha
excellent
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# These are okay, but ferchrissakes, PUT THEM ALL IN ONE THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# haha
threadrush, but a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Okay, stop it now!

Three new threads in a row? Gedouttahere!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Apologies,
Was doing him a favour before I left for work.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# By pushing all other threads off the board?

I was handing out espressos!

Next time: put them all in a reply to one thread please. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Thankyou
For actually explaining where I went wrong and telling me how to prevent it in future. Seems like there actually is at least one decent person that can give advice and help on here.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Lightyears are a measure of distance, not time
/pedant
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mea Culpa.
[grovel]
Sorry about the early morning 'multi-post' stuff, b3ta regulars.
My fault - got confused by the 'You can't post until next Tuesday' stuff and spat the dummy (bloody n00b!) - mcplum was just my meat-puppet and I led him astray.

Won't happen again.
[/grovel]

Anyway:
One more time.


Now this was meant to be the second part to the above image - but he couldn't even do that right - Tchh!



And you can have this one as well:



Not sure if this will turn out well - but here goes. *post*
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I clicked
for the bagpuss one.
Not that blake is rubbish or anything, I just like the bagpuss one a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Liked them
However, a light-year is a measure of distance, not time.
Dontcha just hate engineers?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/blessthinghouse.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Has Mr. Balls been a naughty boy then?

SHROOOMLAAAAAMP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# He's been "cut off"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Nice
but sadly Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Seriously. Press edit and replace the address with this.
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/blessthinghouse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# good morning (nsfw)
oh james...
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# well for him it is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# ooooohhhhhhhhhafternoooondeliiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Show us your CDC!

Good morming the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Morgen, lovely.
Or whatever the Dutch equivalent is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# morgen!

I'm going for my third double espresso. Anybody want some?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# How goes it?
edit: ooooh yes please *has only a cup of instant coffee at her side*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# 's okay

Work's busy, home's busy, and the weather is absolutely piss-poor.
But I feel goddamn CHIPPER

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Work's hellishly busy, weather's alright
I am shattered and my ears are still a bit ringy from band practice. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Haha, yay

I am still celebrating having a new computer at home, a new ipod and lightroom 2. Thinking about buying a new lens too. Gotta keep the economy going and all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Oooooh, you lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Was about time too though

My old computer was about seven years old (with some newer ingredients). It quit working altogether about one hour after I installed the new one. Pfew!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yes please!
But then again, it might keep me awake.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# awake is good, there might be ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha - were you refering to this:
www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/ninja-kangaroo-terrorises-family-in-bed-20090310-8tow.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I had it in mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I knew it.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# nings medi'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# show us...your centre for disease prevention??
hur?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Citizens Development Corps is a nonprofit organization that supports private sector development and economic growth in emerging markets worldwide by delivering practical strategies and solutions and the expertise of business professionals.
CDC has worked in over 50 countries on 4 continents, and we have provided services to over 20,000 small and medium size enterprises as well as the institutions and government agencies that support them.

CDC has Moved!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ....
aha.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# G'day mate!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Oh dear Lord, don't do this to me
I'll have to concentrate at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# *passes mind bleach
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Oh no, I'm a fan of the Spader.
Mmm, Alan Shore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Please link this as it looks like pron
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# sorry
i dont know what you mean?!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# twat
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ok then
em i dunno what you mean though? how do i link porn??
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# oh i seeeee
should i write nsfw in the title or something? sorry havent been around here in about a year
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# apologies - I thought you were taking the piss
it's usually best just to post a link to where the file is hosted with a NSFW warning
rather than the pic itself. Sorry, but it looks like pron from where I'm sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# roger
roo:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# It started with a pun
And just sort of deteriorated from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:53, archived)
# I'd integrate her poisson.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)
# I'm afraid to say I've got no idea
but she very pretty and you're lovely so it's ok.

Nings BLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Neither do I, I just checked wiki ;)

Horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)
# That's just favourtism!!!
'ningles all. Has antone else seen Wow's comment on the stats board?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
and it carries on all the way down to Hedgehog from Hell, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
she promised she wouldn't say anything on here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# ummmmmmmmmmmmm
You made a joke about a boy's peepee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# She said nothing of the sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# aha! A Captain Wow patented ninja delurk!
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I just arrived man, I can't help it if I do it in style.
Wotcher geez.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# You shouldn;t have admitted that
I would have built up your mystique.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I've got mystique, I'm like that bird off the turkish delight commercials.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# What?
Full of Turkish delight?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# In tense?
in tents...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Teepee?
No thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha


Click for bigger (17 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Bueno Estente!
Hurrah I didn't make the main stats table

/appears to have a life blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I'm glad you put the disclaimer 'appears':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# it's all marketing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# I'll take 15


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Free alter-ego with every 15 lives
what would you like. I've got

Fighter Pilot
Primary School Teacher
Back Bench Tory MP

but I'm all out of Lesbian Porn Stars I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Mmmm
I'll take 8 fighter pilots and a teacher. Got some ninjas?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# totally called it!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Ah, knackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# heheheheheh!
nings RG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# It yam not officially morning until I finish my can of rockstar.
'ningles just had a security van going past, you have always tell when they're on their way to court as you can hear someone banging on the side of the can in protest/defiance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# IT'S A FIT UP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# You'd be surprised how often you hear it on EC road.
Either that of Group 4 have now starting shipping drummers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# free the poor sod. you never know, they may have been on a huge bank job, and will share the hidden loot with you!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I saw someone bump a pushchair into a Securicor van recently.
It went mental. It yelled "HELP. HELP. THIS SECURICOR VAN IS BEING ATTACKED."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Haha
I've heard that on the street a couple of time. Then everyone walks past and ignores it until a random old lady comes past and then calls the police (possibly as it's a chance for her to tell someone how wonderful her cat is)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# 'Ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *checks stats, then calls*
ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Looks a bit like the lovely Chorizowagon.
She found me asleep in the toilets once. Her and TUTT, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# What is this lovely lady's name?
Ana Nova?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I don't know what I was thinking when I made this.
have it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:17, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:20, archived)
# I always love this!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)
# You are a lot madder than we thought then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Too right!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Wobbly!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:49, archived)
# THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!

_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# Frank Lampard's let himself go a bit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Likely it was from his anti-negro phase.
Running for the hills, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)
# I'll bet he's running toward Brokeback Mountain
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Mmmmmm, zombie butt sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Last one for tonight!
(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# lol HAND AIDS
clickd :)
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Stigmata Petromyzon Marinus, only $19.99
You'll never need a scrubbing pad again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)
# put away that she-window
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Talk to the hand.
No, EAT THE HAND!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I can see potential there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

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