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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

Your delving into dark places with Em dashes

*Tries to think of a pun about soft returns

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

there just aren't that many font jokes

it's leading me to frustration

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

ALT TEXT FOR THE DEFINITIVE SNOZZCUMBERS LIST

AEIYM's ULTIMATE NOSE CREW MASSIVE: Barbra Streisand; Barry Manilow; Penelope Cruz; Herons; Celine Dion; Geri Halliwell; Dustin Hoffman...in fact, Jewish folk generally; Arnold Rimmer; Gerard Depardieu; Cyril Sneer; Steffi Graf; Frank Bough; those weird monkeys with the flapping probosciseses; Sarah Jessica Parker; Chris Eubank; Alex de Large when he's wearing the mask and attacking that woman with the big knob sculpture; Owen Wilson; The thing out of Return of the Jedi with the woodwind instrument for a nose, possibly a clarinet THESE ARNT TEH NOETS UR LOOKIN 4 LOLZ; Noel Fielding; Pinocchio; John Nettles; Sarah Michelle Gellar; Anteaters; PJ Harvey; Concordes; Jodie Marsh; Mrs Andrews, who used to teach me French; Jennifer Aniston; Dumbo. PEOPLE TO AVOID: The Sphinx; Daniella Westbrook; dogs in old jokes; Victims of pitbull maulings

^{Feel free to add your own. In fact, it's mandatory. Reading these words contractually binds you.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

hahaha fantastic :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

that nose is made from a potato!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Got that photo coming up

EDIT: Here it is. No apols for quality due to cruddy phone but the angle makes the hat look HUGE!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

THAT.

IS.
ONE.
FUCK.
OF.
A.
HAT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

that's his hair

you cruel bastard

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

pffft

frohat FTW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

in soviet russia this hat wears you

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Then I'll reply (and I promise this is very probably the last time I'll drag this out):

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Bravo!

..Flush out the stoats! Slanty eyed monocle wearing hairy flaps, coming over here and stealing our eggs!!

etc etc . ;o)

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

*clicks*

And, oddly, reminded me of this:

"If the client hums and sighs, make his logo twice the size,
If he still should prove refractory, print a picture of his factory,
But only in the direst case, should you ever show his face"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

also

"... if the client's having fits,
just slap on a pair of tits..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

~~slap on~~ nuzzle between

Oh shit, I typed that out loud, didn't I?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahahahahahha, ooooh, SSSPPPAANNNGGG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

man - I wish I had an old deserted factory like that

that would be sweeeeeeeeeeet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

I'd leave it all run down and stuff and put up a big fence around it

then I'd live all the rest of my days in a secret underground bunker with tunnels and an underground meadow full of tasty things to eat... and I'd chase Mrs. Undercover naked through it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

*stealthily acquires Leasehold*

*sets up CCTV system*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

*Groans

and clicks

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hahaha...

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Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

This is marvellous.

18 points for you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

Ha ha ha, Jesus.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Hahaha

But you include anteaters, but not elephants?

(Cruising Capacity, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Duly noted.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Geddit? Font.. joke?

Click for bigger (224 kb)

(Peter_G, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

Indeed so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

bindun:(

Soory repeat request. I want to rip an avi into a gif. SOmeone linked one for me about a month ago. It let me select how many frames per second would be included.
Any help would be greatfully accepted as I can't do a 1:1 rip as it's too big for my RAM.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

It was probably better than this to.

(Peter_G, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

Nah, mine was rubbish

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

No way

that font is way more sexier than mine.

(Peter_G, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

I must admit, the carving is rather sensual.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

If you can convert the avi to a mov file, you can import it as video frames to layers in tattyshop and select how many frames you want ie every 3rd/4th frame etc :D

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McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

I'm using PS7

and Imageready doesn't like avis.

EDIT: Cheers anyway. I managed to b3ta search the one I wanted, virtualdub.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

I think there's a website called something like mediaconvert, or something of similar name whichlets you upload more or less any kind of video file and convert it into other forms, that might be of use if imageready likes mov files?

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McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

ffmpeg may do it. In fact, riverghost if this is to do with your earlier question

you might find it easier to get the flv file and convert that gif using some free software that can be found under a google search (there's heaps of it, I'm not sure what's best)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

I hate this compo

killit

Rocketanimals ftw!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

Rocket hanimals are teh new nipple tassles!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

eM&eNs, anyone?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Possibly (ie: more than likely) bindun?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

I did something extremely similar earlier (we'll say the same for the sake of it), but with a real life pen.

This very one, in fact *brandishes*

www.b3ta.com/board/9262815

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

Nicely, ma'am...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Yeah, nobody saw it, obviously.

*sigh*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

I was in a meeting, sorry.

It was a rubbish meeting, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

s'alright.

I have no delusions of grandieur about ever winning/being placed in a compo, my name's not on the approved list.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

I use an alternate strategy

by making things deliberately the wrong dimensions, and therefore I can console myself for being so 'not in touch' with what might win or get FP'd.

Fucking tragic behaviour, really.
I need to get out more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

Does he really have MS?!

*devastated*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

No, don't worry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

*wide eyes*

*pants*
*wants to trust*

heh

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

its dubious that you can call him a comic anymore..

does sans stand for with or without in french..I forget.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

without.

avec is with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

merci

so comic sans humour is applicable to the pink twat above.. ahhh bring back the days of the man with 2 brains !
*sighs*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

This is from a while back, yes?

i.e. When Mr Martin was still a comic?

Nicely, sir...

*pokes with exquisitely-made sugar tongs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9263505

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

I've adopted a new approach to coding.

I tell someone else to do it, or I'll fire them. It's working rather well.

Edit: Jesus Christ, I'm turning into an utter bastard. I must get out of this bloody job.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

*closes GIMP*

One day I'll get there first... one day. And when I do, it won't look anywhere near as good as anything you come up with.

:D

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

Comic... on the right?

Are you sure?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

I caught 'The Man with two Brains' on TCM a couple of nights ago

he did have his moments :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

That

and The Jerk, and bits of All of Me...

His stand up was superb back in the day.

But having murdered the memories of Phil Silvers and Peter Sellers, I feel he's worthy of a backlash

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

Sadly yes

/In other news - The Ukes are in Norwich tonight :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

\o/

You going?

I was singing their praises to a mate the other night. Going to see them again next time they're in London, hopefully.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

yup, front row this time :)

they've had to put on an extra night as well, but looking forward to it.
Hoping to tie in another visit to London in the latetr part of the year to see them again.
/incidentally, they have just released a 'live in london album' which is rather good.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

oooh....

*checks it out*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

*poke*

I did reply to your blog but the comment hasn't shown up. It may have gone into a spam box as a similar thing happened to Roodie Doodie

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Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Ha ha, brilliant.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

steve martin.. some folk just watch him stand there

drooling

on fire

and go "HAHAHAHA HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY"

I just don't get it, man

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

I've never found him funny.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

he was great in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Aside from that, I agree

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

ouch.. couples in cars !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

Right...Right.

Someone tell me I'm not going mad?

The image challenge is 'font jokes' but most of my friends feed this morning is turbo powered animals...either you're all terribly amused by the same obscure font joke or you're having a rebellious moment. For once, in agreement!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Psst...

www.b3ta.com/board/9261642
;)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

the latter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9263337

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

*hugs*

C'mon, lovely, do keep up...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

*sobs quietly*

I've not been awake long, it was a really long day yesterday

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Oh, I'm sorry, hun, nuthin' meant by it.

*consoles*

*inappropriately*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

*sticks fake goatee and black T-shirt on Grunty*

*waits for hilarious farce to ensue*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

*Brian Rixes*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

I know sir, not to fret

*is fondled*
*fondles*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

I must be highly rebellious, cos I haven't got the faintest idea what you're on about, Jesseh

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Its about rebellion

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

yay!

*gets*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

why the unhappy face?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

Angers!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Whats wrong?

Its not your phone is it?
You dont like Heroes?
Its your compo?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

No, but its called an image challenge, it should be challenging

if you dont like dont bother entering and just get on with it, not kick up a fuss because theres a crap challenge every now and again

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Im not sure where the rebellion started

I did submit a proper challenge entry last night

But this morning, BAM... shits off the hook

I'm just tagging along for the ride

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Mutiny by the regulars- huzzah!

Complaints by the n00bs- FLAME

...I think

Edit: I misrepresent the lady, my apologies.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

*Richard Hammond LOLs*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

unshopped...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Those new scientist books are good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

DO NOT BUY "Do Ants Have Arseholes"

utterly tedious

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Do ants go to discos?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

only on gay night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

yes, fucking ants everywhere

and they are lousy tippers

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

Vyvyan...

It has been proved that ants are highly intelligent with a well ordered society - the last thing they'd go to would be discos.

Well, why's that one wearing a silver boob tube then?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

One of my lecturers wrote some stuff in one of them

answering the question about whats the quickest way to empty a bottle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

runaway rollerskate!

ah childhood memories

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

pffffffft

WINNER

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

arrrgh, you'll create a paradox!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

rofls

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

of course

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boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha. WIN.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

HaHaHa!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

For SkUG...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Also...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

haha

did you see Attenborough in the Okavango Basin last night?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

How dare you, sir!

That's no Okavango Basin, that's my wife!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

hahah

/Angolan misogynistic insults blog

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

No. I missed it.

I may try to catch the repeat on Sunday.
~~repeat~~ "another chance to see"
:)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

I'm laughing because I have no idea what it is, or why the smoke has frozen ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

Harsh.

I tried. We can't all be HappyToast...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

Or can we?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

No. No, we can't.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

I can't even be pleased warm bread

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

People have pretended to be happytoast to pick up girls

True Story.

(ask riverghost)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

It's the modern equivalent of saying you are a fighter pilot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

don't pretend to be barbarossa, it doesn't work...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Pffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

Sorry fellah, no harshness intended ;)

It's just that it rushes by really quickly in firefox...

The still pic is lully!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

It's OK. I got over it.

I did try a slower frame-rate, but that just looked stupid...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Wait for me!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

that frog really hasn't though this through, has he?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

He's feeling lucky

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

this with added that and the other

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

that with added the other and a bit of this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

and salt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

Cucumber?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

no thank you

I'm not sure I can handle the awesome power of the taste of cucumber...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

*offers signature JPG Greek Salad*

You should try this, sir....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

t'others

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

*awaits otters pic*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

and 'brothers'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

Arf!

every single time...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

Hmmmmm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahahaa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

that's no accident

nings babs ;)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

ning!

I've got loads of work to do but I can't seem to stop pressing f5 on b3ta...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

brilliant*10

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

Aw... thanks Prof!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

good 'ning

fair b3tans

what is happen today?!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

bin dun?

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sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

gadzooks

long time no board?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

stopped by a few weeks ago for a few...but yes, it has been a while :)

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sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

we don't see enough paw prints around here

you were around when I signed up, I seem to remember

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

Yup

my 6th b3ta birthday was in January. Where does time go?

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sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

splendid

don't think i've ever had the chance to say how much i love the board song in your profile

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

Thank you very much :)

but major kudos must go to koit for his deloverly song! Gah, it was my first flash and it took weeks!

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sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

Windsor bold to follow, be warned

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

oh fucking would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Agreed

It's the fried chicken that does it for me. I do love a bit of greasy bird.

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

Woo

Ones licking ones fingers!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

STOP!

stop right there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

oh no, I'd much rather see this one out...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

Haha!

*Struggles to think of witty continuation...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

I knew it was you :D

*throws a small hooray for GTSQ party at her desk*

I'm going out for a ciggie now, but I'm still partying in my mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

if in doubt fiddle with the queen, that's what i say

good morning ms wow.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

everytime someone posts a kfc

I crave a kfc

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

a kfc

*waits*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

hahahah, that's wonderful :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

omg, that looks like me dead gran

(as in what she used to look like when she was alive).

Me gran was a fat queen, how awesome is that?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

She's lovely!!!!

How's you Queeny?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

hahaha

ultra

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

It looks like she's trying to do a poo.

Strain, Queenie. Straaaaaiiiinnnn.

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moogthedog, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

Another wonderful display from the goose display team

*rebels*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

haha :)

woo to rebels!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

weeeeee

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

oh lully!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

Wow! That's superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

this is awesome

to the max

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

very nicey indeed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

honk

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

Wow, good job

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

COR! That's a beauty!

*click*

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Shlvng, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

*ducks

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

smashing stuff sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

Oh, we like this...

and also, from a while ago:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

Oh that's much better than mine!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

Tish and Pish, sir

merely a happy convergence of sillyness.

*shakes firmly by the hand*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Can everyone do me a favour?

I have lived my life for too long without McVities marketting a Jaffa Donut.

This must be dealt with. Could everyone who has fuck all else to do contact them (at www.unitedbiscuits.com/contact.php), so that hopefully this deplorable situation can be resolved amicably.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

You don't like the idea of a Jaffa Donut?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

i don't like you detracting from the image i bothered to create

with words, i spent a while making it, how long did it take you to type this?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

about a couple of seconds.

So what? In no way have I detracted from you, unless you have some kind of paranoid top-of-the-board vanity issue.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

you've attracted the sad negativity that permiates this forum.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

*decides to be happily negative instead*

Edit: I wasn't having a pop, squire.

*digs out an old one to cheer the lad up*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

oh no offence taken or anything :S I just buggered off

my code no worky :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

Indeed. Oh well...

I'm fairly certain that negativity reflects worse on the perpetrator than the recipient, so I'll happily be a punchbag for people to work out their issues.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

*puts on tin hat*

LURKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Profile for eViLegion:

a member for 7 years, 3 months and 8 days has posted 47 messages on the main board
has posted 22 messages on the talk board
has posted 1 messages on the links board
They liked
44 pictures,
1 links,
0 talk posts, and
3 qotw answers.
send me a message

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

Fucking hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

Yes, as you can see from my signiture, I am well aware.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

see if you can find time to read the FAQ

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

I have read it...

...and I'm not exactly sure which part you are referring me to.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

There are precious things here

Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Generally not; your thread will be better received on the talk board, where discussion is encouraged. If you have tailored your post specifically for the image board, please be considerate to others; the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.

If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Roger that.

I stand corrected.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

I know impressed me too!

userID499!
That's even older than my initial account!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Oh dear

Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear.

Think you'd learn after seven years! World class lurkage.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

Quite.

I'm hugely impressed.

This has cured my internet jadedness.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

Goodie:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

winks

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

Wrong Board

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

You're a fart

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

Compo it

He's about to fire the afterburners and take flight!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

Those who didn't have anything to do have now found something to occupy their time.

RAPING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A RICIN TIPPED SPIKE.

Or thereabouts.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

I dunno, that could be a compo entry, after all, it's got a font in it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

YES!!!1!!!!!ONE

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

If only you had realised, even crudely,

what said donut would look like...

edit:And what's with giving a company an idea for free.
Other Jaffa cake makers exist, who might like your idea.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Why don't you just buy normal jaffa cakes and punch a hole in the middle?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Whilst I applaud your striving for justice on this matter.

I'm afraid I have to do this:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

Oooh, I haven't seen him for a while!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

He was resting.

There was this *one* Tuesday, my goodness, he so very nearly lost it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

He was a kind of proto-Henry.

Thank fuck for the full-blown production Henry, I say.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

One of the last off the line at Longbridge, he was.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

this has caused me much glee sir

I am forever* in your debt

^{^{*approx 30 seconds in actual reality}}

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

Then, my work here is done*

*checks to-do list*

Oh, bugger.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

hahaha

*checks mine also*
SHIT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

what a ruddy good idea

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

Why thankyou.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

\o/

Every time!..

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

Acceptable: JPG, BMP, PNG, GIF, less than around 400kb. Large images will be given a "click-for-big". Force this?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)

pull the udder one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

How coarse!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

pants

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

^ my very first animash that was ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

*raises hand*

I want to be forced

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahahahha, what the hell?!?! that's just weird looking :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

Salmon population rockets out of control after gallons of fuel dumped into streams

Alt:ent

(Tibble off the crack since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

Hehehe brilliant!

He could join the Red Arrows with a vapour trail like that ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

He'd be a flying fish.

Er ...

Or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

We need more rocket powered salmon

(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

I've been saying this for years

but nobody would listen.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

That's because you're trapped inside a soundproof box

And have had your tongue removed.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

Try this

Click for bigger (299 kb)

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

But wait! there's more! Order now and get a free portable sprat blaster

at no extra charge

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

Ace-ness!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

hehehe, maybe we could train them to torpedo boats...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hahaha red salmon arrow!

Sorry to TJ but could someone suggest a decent free converter to gif files?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

I think Irfanview will do it

www.irfanview.com/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

Cheers.

Will it lets you discard frames when converting?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

I've never used it for that, but it may well do... It can pretty much do everything else....

edit: actually, it might need a plug in (also free)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)

found this the other day....

www.gifninja.com/ConvertVideoToGif.aspx

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

cheers

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

Half-time seam talk (mk2)

(The one I posted in the wee small hours was grossly underdone, compared to this. Mind-bogglingly enough)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

What? No oranges?

They'll lose I tell ye. Lose!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

Heh!

It's pretty clear by now that this pic was a case of 'better in than out'.

I could feel hundreds of people biting their tongues.

Soz, everyone. ('til next time!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

My favourite font

Ning! Apologies for TOAP but if ever ther was a compo made for it...this is it :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

Fraser said LOLfonts, right?

ta-daaah!
P.S. This is my way to rebel - I can't contribute to the alt idea anyway...
EDIT: WAIT! EPIPHANY! THE ULTIMATE REBELLION!
WHY NOT TRY AND PRODUCE THE CRAPPIEST
POSSIBLE FONT COMPO ENTRIES?

what? everybody is doing it already?....
/sad

EDIT EDIT: and still - can't we try crappier? I'm trying my best already.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

panto horses can only dream of space

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

I think every image made in the next week should be compo'd. Ultimate rebellion.

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zoldergoose, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

That depends...

If fraser chooses another shit compo idea

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

to be honest..

I think if Fraser picked rocket animals then people would still rebel, all in favour of a third compo idea that requires a bit of brain power?

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

Heh, I was just wondering when that one would come up.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

this makes me wanna play aoe2

woo!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

BTW

This sophisticated animation can also act as a metronome for those of you learning to play "When i'm 64" on your banjos

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

hehehe... i love panto horses

C'eci nes pas un cow

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

Fantastic, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahahahahahahah :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

lunacy!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

hahaha

classic :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

Treebuckets

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

Yay fontlolz!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

haha

seconds after my Bod post down there \/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

Darn it, didn't see that!

Has anyone done FF Knobcheese yet?
new.myfonts.com/fonts/fontfont/ff-knobcheese/

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

yours is better

I'd not heard of knobcheese before. The font kind, anyway.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

Lets hope it stays that way!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

As far as Rocket Mammals go, can the VTOL Panda count?

Also, compo'd this as The fonts thing, am I rebelling correctly?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

Im confused

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boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

theres some sort of "rebellion" going on in the compo

as far as i can gather

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

bu why choose shitty idea like rocket animals?

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

as opposed to.....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

Its ok when lots of regulars do it,

but when gerry from the west midlands protests the regulars get in a hissy fit or something

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

gerry was innocent

that fillum with Daniel Day Lewis proved it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

*adds to growing 'Little Known b3ta Protocol' manual*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

I've got some in my profile

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

Those are wise words, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

POINTY VEG!

EVIL POINTY VEG!

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Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

it puts the cream on its skin

or it eats the veg

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boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

mmmm

rocket cat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

yes you are, and this is utterly brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hmmm maybe, but I don't think I can compo my hot air babboon...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

pffft

he looks mighty surprised

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

He is -

He thought he was a helium babboon!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Sometimes the things you make

make me so happy my entire day is better as a result. Ta, Babs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Awww, thankyou!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

*soppy old cow*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

hahahahahah, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I sure as hell don't rememebr eating a phaal last night...."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

I will never eat one of those again.

Definitely one of those times when toilet paper in the fridge would've actually been a good idea.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

nah, just remember to eat a small tub of vaseline 2 hours before eating the curry.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

What're you rebelling against, Johnny?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Whaddya got?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

HEPATITIS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

My dad's got that

and he's FINE. All the other ones are wusses. He had two types for a bit, but the doctor says he got better from the B one.

Yay for my pa, for he is made out of wood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

Which is the bad one, again?

Am I right in thinking one kills you dead instantly and all the others are a piece of piss to deal with? Like you can eat them on toast for breakfast, feel a bit dizzy at lunch and be beating your boss at squash by 6pm.

Something like that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

I don't know

he's just got C now, he thinks he got it from the innoculations in the army, apparently quite a few did.

He's alright, he's got heart problems, cirrohsis, hep C and a limp, but he'll be fine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

Are you sure he's not Keyser Soze?

He sounds totally indestructible, either way.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

:D that's him, bless him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

Do anagrams count in the real compo?

I have precious little else

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

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