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Mr. Meowse

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

ouch!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

Fang !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

same face I pull every time a camera is pointed at me

especially gatso ones :)

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

Fuck you

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

hahahaha this made me smile

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)

Then it was worth it :)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

superb

hahaha

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

Hahaha!

I can just see 'her' doing the Mancunian Monkey Walk aswell! ;)

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..wil, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

yo...wussup, Pops!...

...(love your name)... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

#%& *@# !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

Oooh...supercuntingfuckingtwattingwankinganalseepage!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

*Applause*

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)

y'see that deserves bonus points

for the correct number of syllables!

amused me greatly this did

(Pob mk2, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

arfness

don't like his music but he makes me laff:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

She looks as if she's had a serious shaving accident

but atleast she doesnt have a beard!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)

she's definitely cadaverous

but it was beyond my capabilities to fix her :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

oh I'm sure it's not.

I find that with flesh tones it is a handy technique to make sure all your shapes are on separate layers. Then add a layer mask ( in black ) and select white, choose a soft edge brush and reduce the opacity to around 9% then, with the layer mask selected, paint the white over all the hard edges and it gives you a nice soft blending effect.

Not that I'm criticising, just something I've picked up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

I havent tattyshopped in ages

last thing i picked up was crabs.

*last time i ride a tandem with Pasanonic!
;)

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)

haha.

please don't remind me of the misfortunes of my misspent teenage years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

has to be done mate,

has to be done ;)

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)

weellll hello there,

would you like to compare weapons?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)

Nicely done

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zoldergoose, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

Oh...

...this ticks so many boxes.

Woo!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UpGkzCAis

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

ak47

for when you absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)

...accept no substitutes.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

Christ

I starting watching that listening to 'Chewing Gum Delirium' and it didn't seem to matter

they love wasting bullets in the States

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

This reminds me of the slightly mental gif on my Mac

of some naked woman firing a gatling gun I discovered the other day

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

uplooooaaadd iiiiiiiit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

1.4mb

Being of the modern CS4 generation, I have no idea what to do with a gif

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

piss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

Fucking well is mate

such is life

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)

haha.

import video frames to layers you muppet ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)

Doesn't work mate

tried this before, and just now

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

my bad.

I was not aware that you can not do this on a MAC. Having checked that now I learn it's only available to those of us with proper machines ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)

Haha

Me dumb!

Fireworks?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

just find anything that will open it and allow you to save the layers to a folder.

Then use tattyshop to open all the layers in that folder so you can work on tem with the animation palette open.
Sorry I'm not sure of a better way. Our powerbook is on a shelf in a cupboard and probably not been turned on in 8 months.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

^this^...

...is the future!... (NOICE!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

To the front !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

spuffworthy indeed

great work

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

Nice one!

I saw that sauce and thought it would make a cracking vector

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

Niiiice!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)

AKs FTW ! nicely !

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OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

My first animation...be gentle ;-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

Apple juice makes me guff like a champ

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

Did he just inject himself with applejuice?!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

Heh, my father is a nightmare when you even show him a raddish

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

crikey

i only just noticed the animation.
great timing!

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

He's gonna BLOW !

nice subtleties . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)

Glad it was his nose.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)

Broadsword Calling The Hotel California

Click for bigger (430 kb)

(champagnerocker, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

hahaha,

had to be done. have a click for doing it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

Oh, fuck yeah!

*favourite film*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)

my flatmate asked me who Danzig was last night

she needs some education in this regard

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

Tell her he was that guy from who's the boss

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

AAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHH fuck what an opportunity lost

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)

kick her in the cunt.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)

Danzig?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

FUCKING 'A' MY FRIEND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

Who?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

the guy from who's the boss

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

Good old Eagles :)

also

Also also: Good Morning Australia and New Zealand!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

hahahahah

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

this is marvellous

I also remember one of a dog sliding along on its arse. such glee :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

oh that one was genius and i think "inspired" mine.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

Am I the only person who thinks will smith's lips just look weird in that photo?

Like if you took the glasses off there'd be mascara and eyeliner like some kind of tesco value transvestite.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

I agree

looks like he was asked to put his screw face on but the photoshop elves didn't think it was enough...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

erk!

I think my brightness is up too much, it looks like George Michael puckering up to me

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)

ALOHA.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)

'ning

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

"Oh god another bloodly look I put a band on a movie posppppfft oh bloody hell hahahahaha"

^My exact brain reaction

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)

I DEMAND SOME BOOZE

and crack and heroin.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

ME TOO

but having just started work that would probably be frowned upon

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

I have entered: The eternal Friday

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

day... day... day... day... daaay?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

IS IT TIME TO PARTY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

IT MIGHT AS WELL BE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)

you're up early

for someone of less than full employment

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

I forgot to switch off my alarm

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)

Easter is my favourite holiday

we shall be having a cocktail party for three on Saturday.
definitely some Easter Bunnies (vodka, creme de cacao, cherry brandy float), not sure about the Jesus drinks..
Walk Me Down Sweet Jesus is lethal (vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec and curacao), Screaming Purple Jesus and Black Jesus just sound unpleasant. Possibly the Flaming Jesus shots, maybe Vanilla Jesus but I'm not big on blended drinks.
Anybody know any good Jesus drinks?
I'm the only one who likes tomato juice but there have to be Bloody Marys.
Everything I've considered so far is vodka based so that's a good start.

also: home baking
(not homebake, that shit'll mess you up)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

Jesus Juice TM

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

isn't that just wine in a coke can?

ah shit, we'll need wine too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)

generally some rohypnol is also added

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)

NO NEED, MAN, NO NEED

though all going well a fairly sweet oz shall be procured

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

this is a second vote for jesus juice

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)

recipe?

the ones I was just looking at are horrible.
vodka and whisky mixed with Fosters and Strongbow and a dash of blackcurrant? GET TAE FUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)

Red wine, sambucca (or anything aniseed), splash of coke.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)

ooh, Sambucca.

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

Arf!

I has boozes now but I am too tired to pour it :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

Surely it's a bit pointless drinking when you are tired anyway.

Binge on Nightnurse instead or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

We've gone on a crack binge

by mistake

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha

Right, i am fucking off now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)

jesus

It's bad enough playing the drinking game along with the film, that would be fatal!

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

i would love to play that game!

but lacking in decent friends to play it with, all mine are cunts and would be no fun!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

it is superb if you want to be right royally pissed in about an hour and a half

which is nice :)

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

I just found this....

So you may as well have it,...

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

NIPSY!

*BUM BUGGERS IN THE EAR*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

150MP panorama i took

A high res picture i took of St Johns college cambridge second court.
cf150MP in zoomify on my site

is it possible to get away with real pictures on /board these days?

enjoy

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wjh31, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

wahey

topless bird, third window from the left.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

i cant see one...

are you yanking my chain, i got all excited...

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wjh31, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

no, no, your other left.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

still cant see it

sod it, ill just go find some real porn

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wjh31, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

*looks*

*pervs*:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

Bleedin' Hell

That's a bit good!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

Fucking hell, Borusa* is on the warpath again!

*A packet of Jaffacakes to anyone who gets this reference

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

I don't know...

But can I have the Jaffa Cakes anyway?

Edit: Evidently not :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

You'd better hope noone gets the reference! ;D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

haven't you got another pack?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

Jaffacakes are as rare as hen's teeth over here

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

Doctor Who or Star Wars I am guessing....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

dr who

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boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

nerd alert

"Goodness, so there are five of me now!"

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

hahahah

Sorry Grunty - You'll have to make do with a chunk of Battenburg ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)

Battenburg is the King (and Queen) of caykery!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

A timelord in Dr Who

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

*is thoroughly impressed*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)

why am i looking a shadow of a photographer?

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boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

IT'S A GHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

id love a ghost

of all the pets to own it would be the best

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boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

I Love Ghosts

and Ghost Riding

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)

Cor, nice one.

*scans windows for ladies getting changed*

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zoldergoose, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)

they're all on vacation at the moment

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

An explosion!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

and a large

black pyramid has been ejected! Tell the beadle! (or whatever the blokes in bowlers are called)

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enceladus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

yes, the sun was a little bit low

it was about 4pm, i was there to fill in some holes for a 3.5GP picture which ill upload to the site once the host gives me some extra webspace

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wjh31, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

Blimey that's a bit good, that.

What's with the explosion just to the left of the gatehouse thingy?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

there appear to be some alien craft destroying that building

CREATURES FROM THE SECOND DIMENSION

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

I likes it

Autostitch doesn't like my photos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

i use autopano pro

it handles larger images soo much better. but autostich does pretty well, i used it with much success until i switched

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wjh31, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

I will look for it

Autostitch doesn't like the change of light between photos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

nice.

I did one of those ages ago outside my house.

Not a Tesco Metro in sight :)

Click for bigger (358 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)

nice

though the grass looks 'too' green, maybe i just dont get real grass where i am

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wjh31, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)

it's had some

HDR tweaking.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

No tesco metros but it appears someone has drawn a funny little man and written the word eggs on the road.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

sadly even in the countryside

we are not immune to roving gangs of kids and their spray cans.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

Brilliant!!

The black bit is the Bermuda Triangle

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

ning peeps

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

is it fluffy time?

*hopes*

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Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

It's always fluffy time!

*fluffs OTH*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

Clever girl.

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zoldergoose, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

Top camouflagery

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

Built a better mouse scat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

aaaah! hahahahaaa!

I well didn't see it till it opens it eyeses

tricksy little kitty

:)

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arrangedletters, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

yikes!

stealth kitty!

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enceladus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

haha!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

Oh yikes!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

haha! top camoflage :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

top timing

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

NICE

element of sur-prize:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

wonderful

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

Hahaha,

woo for the cammo-cat!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

SHIT!...

...that was awesome!....FP!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

Mind if I just park this here

Click for bigger (365 kb)

ta...

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Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

Yes, it's clearly illegally parked

Not really, I like it. It's nicely done.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

Wouldn't want to be behind that on a sunny day!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

Would you want to be behind these guys?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

it's.......................smugdog millionaire:)

and 'is mates

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

I think I was earler, on the M1.

The style of swerving is very distinctive.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

fucking hell

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

I don't get it.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

Does this clear things up?

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

hmm I have a photograph.

I wonder what this filter does. "OH MY GOD I MUST TELL THE WORLD!"

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

At last your secret revealed!!

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

yeah.

regular one-trick pony me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

try "dead horse".

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

why?

are they good?

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

FOR THE MANCHILD WHO THINKS HE HAS EVERYTHING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)

ah right

can I presume you are on ignore?

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

WHAT IS THIS IGNORE OF WHICH YOU SPEAK

IT IS NICE TO BE NICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

hey I'm just asking you well-hung warlord

no need to get all "shouty yoda" on me, I am very timid and work in a library

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

shhhh

so does he.

and yes he is on Ignore. along with half the people on b3ta who are any fun

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

DO NOT BE AFRAID

TIS JUST THE LARGE LETTERLY LOVE

I am also a librarian. : )

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)

Oh, BTW...

www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/silveraudi.asp

Lawks!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

Saudis. Now there's a surprise

Crivens all the same

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

Lawks, crivens and gadzooks, perhaps.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

Wait. Read the footnote. It's not Silver afterall

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

Well yes. Actually, I think that makes it even more impressive.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

And that's not too excessive now, is it?

bleedin' hell....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

Considering it's only polished, not really.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

There are quite a few

BMWs in polished Alu. First car I saw was in the 80's a kit car built on a triumph GT6 rotoflex chassis and was not too shabby since the guy did it by hand in his garage.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

when I was eight i thought my dad was making a kit car

my mum said he was in the garage using his hands, turned out he wasn't.

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

haha.

Oh Pob, you do tickle me :D

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

A fine spot to watch the submarine races !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

Oh hai Dave.

(AMadDayYes, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

Shiny car!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

i have no idea whats going on here

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

solarise?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

I, for one, demand to know how this is done.

I suspect it is magic, but there maybe other darker powers at work.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

Rover Cars?

Yeah, pretty bloody suspect all round.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

Druids. Definitely druids.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

I heard that rover cars are immune to ctrl+i

it's something to do with their carryburraters or something.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

I like Rovers

then I would seeing as I own 2 of them.

(

Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

I know fuck all about cars.

but then I would, considering I don't care about them at all and don't have one.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ditto!

Though I don't usually admit it in public.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

I would and do on a regular basis

The one above is my daily driver, an 04 Connoisseur SE - and the other one is a 1979 SD1 V8 that I am restoring at the moment.

(

Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

Ooh! SD1... Lovely.

I got a '98 218 Coupe and a '97 218 Mk3 200.

Both fantastic cars

{SFX} Head gasket letting go {/SFX}

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

I had the misfortune to

once buy a Rover 825Si Sterling. If it wasn't for the fact that I'd previously had an Escort XR3i it would have been the worst car I ever owned.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

I had a 827 sterling coupe

it was actually a very good car (mainly due to the Honda running gear)but some twunt in an xr2 ran into it and wrecked it :-(

(

Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

I had the KR6 Rover engine in mine and it was a dog.

But not as much as the 3 gearboxes it had before I replaced it and quickly went back to BMW. ( I did have a merc E320 for a while but that was such a boring old man's car ).

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

Especially if you see one on a 58 plate.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

magic filters and

masks

and stuff

(

Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

if you do lots of them with rain on them

then you can get loads of praise.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

or abuse

(

Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

nah

photo of something + filter + overlaid rain = WIN (apparently)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

*hides render he was about to post*

Eeeek!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

haha

shoosh you.

when i work out how you do it, I'll bitch about you too. :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

It's only software...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

haha.

yeah b3ta is a fickle mistress. ( I despise the amount of 'turning a blind eye' that goes on for photos run through a few default filters. Why would you think it's creative?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

well yes I would agree with that but

in my case I did mask off the wheels and glass by hand so there was a tiny bit of skill involved :-)

(

Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

Lovingly hand-filtered!

;)

(

enceladus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

It's not a dig at you.

if you posted 3 of these a day for the next 2 years and all the while b3ta said 'ooh lovely' I'd be unimpressed.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

hehe

this is a valid point.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm not being horrid.

Just light ribbing.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

Fillterriffic!!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

Night all :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

Nicely done!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

It's parked at the seaside

- a seagull will almost certainly crap on the nice new paint-job very shortly.

(

enceladus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ace! Have a vector :D

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

Phwoar

*fwaps*

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

harder..harder..:)

gone but not forgotten

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

faster faster!

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

There's a whale in the Thames?

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

also..

hitler lost:))

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

Vip it . . . vip it goot !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

fetish fun tiems

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

Ahhh his daddy would be so proud.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

bindun Yet?

(

tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

Fully loaded !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

Who is he and does he barf jello?

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

You never heard of the Dead Kennedys?

The history of Punk Music seems to be lost already!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

"Holiday in Cambodia," famous fights with censorship congressional toads, bad poetry, etc etc

(

tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

they're the only punk band I still listen to.

unless you count the Dresden Dolls, but they call themselves punk cabaret

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

somehow I doubt it

but woo! for the reference

happened upon this curious little edit yesterday:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDehTfim014

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

how curious

david lynch would be proud

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)

great to have all the live footage in youtube.

Oh, Jello.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)

From winger to swinger.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)

Oh My :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

*LOL*

Oh, if only.....

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

He's a world class player!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

I shall say only this:

LA Galaxy.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)

Ok, he's in it for the money now.

But England could still do with him.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Yeah, that's almost the point...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

But he really improved them when he was in the team.

Ahem...

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Quite so...

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

~~LA Galaxy~~ AC Milan.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Just as bad, eh?

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

He plays for AC Milan.

But you can't fault a guy that can broker a $250M deal that means he spends a year in Los Angeles playing football in a league where he is head and shoulders the best then decides to bugger off and play in Serie A to ensure he gets a spot in the world cup. My hat's off to him ( it wasn't really on )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)

I actually quite like the fella,

but one must make sacrifices in the pursuit of cheap laughs.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

I think he's a twat

But a god-like soccer player.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

I don't really think he's that much of a twat.

Simple lad, made good.

Limited football ability. Great crosser of the ball, fantastic probably. But that's really about it. The odd free kick. Hardly god-like.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

Tut. Don't be like that

Woo to the picture/joke :)

(

Frogbeat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

Oh, I'm not applauding the method, by no means.

I had someone very dear go out that way.

I'm just not a fan of Mr Beckham.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Yes, show some sensitivity

This is B3ta not some puerile digital arts community.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

Crivens!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

Hahaha

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

naaa

he'd hit the bar

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

Bwahahaha! ^ this

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

is there a follow up called, Swinging like Beckham

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yes indeed.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

HAHA!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

Necktie Party !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

I always knew he was a swinger!

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

arf

has posh driven him to this?........:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

haha.

cracking.

(can't resist ).

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

As long as he's gone well before Eurovision I'm all for it

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

FUCK YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

HAHAHAHA Yes!!!!!!!!!!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

hahaha...

how nasty!

(

enceladus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

hahaha

class!

(Pob mk2, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

I'm so sorry...

I just had to get it out of my head.

(yartek branched the timeline on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yay!

All that musical goodness!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jebus H Christ.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

you're not sorry at all

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

All those Fays!!!!

Whoah!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Shit! All those H's

Always a downside!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

you love H you do

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

and lee.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

YOU'RE GAY FOR LATCHFORD EVANS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

well you like cunt flap encrusted in old manky edam with gummy bears attached!

innit.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

You know me so well :D

How do sexpanrts?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

ill, ear infection.

you?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)

At the back end of 3 weeks of cold :(

Also, home alone and lonely :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

LEEE!

*rubs thighs*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

do you mind rubbing your own thighs there stan.

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

hahaha!

...I was expecting worse!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

goes without saying really

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

Ning Sah.

Enjoying your hols..again?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

you know it :)

and ning to you too!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

there there, child

we forgive you

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

good god, it's like the darkest vision of hell

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

A downright tragedy

*holds hands up to side of face*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

haha! arf & spang

(

McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

Oh god, noooo!

You had that in your head??

I'm worried.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Don't worry, I feel better now it's out!

(yartek branched the timeline on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

The purgative aspects of b3ta, eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)

Noooooooo!!!!

How sad am I, I actually counted them!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Very!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

i did too for the record

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

I nearly did , then thought "I'll take his word for it"

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)

haha..tell'em to stand back a bit for the photo.....

that train should sort 'em all out ...send pic back:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

Oh Mr Peg, are you trying to seduce me?

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

ha ha

aces

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Why are you so bloody good :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Ahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Hahaha

I had him down as more of a two little boys person:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

~~taxi~~ frontpage for Monkeon

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Oh, my.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

hahaha!

(

enceladus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

haa haa...

...made me laugh!... :D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)

That is so funny and clever

I must cry. Rolf in the final frame is getting a good pumping.

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)

ho hum

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

I see what you did there

(

Cashy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

thry igy ir ellsjt dggt

*repies in "kings of leon speak", you know, the fact you can't tell a word they are singing*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Er, yes you can.

If you aren't a monger :P

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

So you can't then, either!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

What a night for a dance you know I'm a dancing machine!

With the fire in my bones and the sweet taste of Kerosene!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

You put "kings of leon lyrics" in google?

~~google~~
babelfish!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Ha ha ha.

Nah, it is Revelry. I have been listening to it so much the last couple of weeks that the lyrics are burned into my brain :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Yeah

Everyone knows you play it backwards.

(

Cashy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Whatever :P

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Watching the shorts . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

should be seeing them in boston week sat

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

he breeds better with viagra too

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

Can I have my jihad now?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

'bums emrassy'

HANG TEN, DUDE!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

LOLWHAT?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

The source is genuinely a muslim Henry.

You don't get to see as I'm keeping it for another time:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

You wax prophetic !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

he was walking

And I had the feeling that someone would comment:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

Fake! No bombs !

Woo

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

Arf!

I'm sure one will be along any minute now...

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

IT's typical

You wait ages for a jihad and two come along at once.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Unlike the bloody 390...

/took ages getting home this evening blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

Strap a bomb to a shark and add a bridge! :|

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

yeeeeeeeeha.....or should that be jiiiiiiiiiiiihad?

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

Greyscale Doom Engine

1.9MB/ 3700px wide version.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

I look forward to doom, if it is this sexiness

woo :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

Sexy doom

I like this idea...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Sexy doom is good doom

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

I prefer quiet doom.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

quiet sexy doom

how do sir?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

Rather good. Bit pissed that plans for the evening fell through, though.

And how are you?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

I am good, my writing plans for this evening went out the window too

Redownloading some classical music

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Ignoring KK cheered me up.

YES. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

ROFL!

She deserves it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

Arvo Pärt FTW!

I commend him to your attention

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Arvo Part win!

Miserer is terrific!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

Tabula Rasa

and Für Alina are simply wonderful, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

You sir,

are a truth speaker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

will do so, just getting some Elgar

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

*approves heartily*

*ahem* get some Bach, too....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

your talent - give it to me :D

this (as with the others) is blummin' woo

'wallpapers' (350k) It's puuuurty

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McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

You're too kind.

Thanks!

Edit: Brill!, it's nice to see one 'in the wild', as 'twere!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

Aye it makes a crackin wallpaper

more of this kind of thing ploise

Wish i had 3700 pixels : (
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/6541.desktop.jpg

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

Nor do I, sir - It's only rendered out at that res....

Thanks anyway, I'm trying to keep the numbers of these down, but it's very addictive - sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

Velly nice :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

That looks complicated!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

It only takes 2-Stroke, so not really that complicated...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

I keep meaning to ask

are these Bryce and is it a procedural generator or are you creating arrays by hand?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

These are a procedural things that I/you/user 'x' grows from bots

you kind of 'paint' them into 3D space. Then start jiggering with renders settings, textures, lighting and the like.

I've gotten so cross with Bryce, because it's too slow, and the import export options are, well, rubbish.
I'm also messing with Processing (amongst others) for scripting, taking it out through Vue xStream as a renderer.

Edit: I missed it at the time, but the 3d anim (Keymaster) that you did for the draw-off was phenomenal... fantastic mix of 2 & 3D!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

I can do stickmen me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

I can't draw, which is a bit of a drawback.

So I rely on the 'pooter box to do the heavy lifting.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

:D OH FUCK YEAH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

Forceful, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Cor.

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zoldergoose, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

All reved up and everywhere to go !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

into all 6 dimensions!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh my word, this is very lovely.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

Thanks, lovely!

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

that's a bit special. fine work

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mozza, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

Excellent!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

how do you make these

and why does it remind me of a album cover

tis lully

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boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Thanks!

Scroll up to my answer to Mr Toast, just up ^ there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

hahaha lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

superb!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Eyes for everyone!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Only seems fair, spiders have way too many,

They're just being greedy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

Don't get me started on spiders!!

With all their legs an' all!!
Fuckers!!

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

Arf! Top grade!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Love it

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Frogbeat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

Beep. Eyeglue. Beep.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

Well eye'll be !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

ARGH MY EYES.... ARE NOW ON MY FACE.... ARGH MY EYES.... ARE NOW ON MY FACE.... ARGH MY EYES.... ARE NOW ON MY FACE... ARGH MY EYES... ARE NOW ON MY FACE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

Hahaha,

fabulous!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

you have brought me a littlesmile there, sir

:o)

man it's a pain doing code on a smartphone!

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

Quick n dirty

(yartek branched the timeline on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

When is the Creature Workshop going to recapture her?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

It's Fat Bird O'Clock - Ride 'Em Cowboy!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oh dear

Are you proud of yourself?

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zoldergoose, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

I'd rather not

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

I knew she was fucking cheating on me

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Frogbeat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

The floor's about to go...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

Oh lord no.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

Dave Lee Travis

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

I knew

He looked familiar!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

The Jewish DLT

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

It wasn't going to be a Jewish BLT:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

if only they gave pork a chance, they wouldn't be fighting

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

All we are saying

Is give pork a chance.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

yes

lets make some banners and go to Israel

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

Didn't think he was blonde!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

he can be what ever you want him to be

When he is tied up on your bed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

I dpn't have that much money:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

he is free

It only took one horse size dose of rohypnol

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

salmon rushdie

shirley

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boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

they locked him in a cupboard

and then made out that they were being raided by Islamic militants

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

Indeed

I must comply and lay down

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

dear god

please kill this picture

yours

pope dude

P.S.
I put holes in the rubber johnnys like you told me to, after we had sex

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

Oh no you di'nt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

yeah baby!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

I can't see it.

I sense I should be glad!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

No...

...It's a real treat!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

is your lolnets still fucked?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

Aye!

Still only b3ta on opera!!
Occasionally firefox works

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

this will teach you not use those goverment links to jap pr0n

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

Wut?

This intruiges me, how can only opera work?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Dunno!!

Or it may be only one browser at a time!
One or the other, and only one window!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

Everybody was

lipo dancing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

Marlboro Country!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

Salman Rushdie celebrates the lifting of the Fatwa.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

You'd need a fuckin crane

to lift that fatwa!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

I can see now!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha,

I almost envy Stevie Wonder!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

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