
Thought there was a new Totoro film.
Didn't remember a fishing scene.
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Didn't remember a fishing scene.

unfortunately only the one toturo film.. i beleive the unaltered image was part of a set of independant frames miyazaki drew as additional promo material for the film & not a duplication of scenes in the film.
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IT'S A SPIDER WITH BRACES ROFLOL
sorry I pushed your work down the board for this, BargeArse

Couldn't be bothered to use the clone tool to get rid of that bit - ;)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:38,
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THIS VERY SECOND I tell you.
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As it's customary for b3ta to go quiet for me at this time I'll bid you goodnight.
I've just installed crysis warhead and if I can find a god cheat I might actually have a chance at playing it ;)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:51,
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I've just installed crysis warhead and if I can find a god cheat I might actually have a chance at playing it ;)

I want this to be the CD sleeve for my copy of this album.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:28,
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7 animated gifs a week for a year!
Gotta stick to it.
: D
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:31,
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Gotta stick to it.
: D

I mean, we can send food parcels and beer if it is a long process?
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:33,
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The more complicated long anims take a good 3 hours.
Helps to unwind after a long day : D
Just draw the layers in photoshop and animate them in image ready.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:36,
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Helps to unwind after a long day : D
Just draw the layers in photoshop and animate them in image ready.

but what the hell do you do for a living if this is what you do to unwind?
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:44,
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Is this a message to say stop spending or that cats are responsible for the GFC?
WOO as always!
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:16,
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WOO as always!

fabulous wee animations...look forward to the feature length box-office smash(inevitable)
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We once watched a diseased dog die in science in my foundation comprehensive, and we had to walk five miles to get there every morning.
And we were glad!
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:44,
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And we were glad!

I should've stayed with that bint, she ended up with her dad buying her a pub
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:57,
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when you put your ear to it you could smell grimsby.....
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:00,
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I did a search for finding bono but found nothing, so thought I should probably knock one off quickly.
I also photoshopped this picture :O
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:49,
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I also photoshopped this picture :O

Losing track of what's happening.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:50,
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although I guess the search thingy wouldn't have found it :(
Anyhoo am in work at 8am so the land of nod is calling...
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:08,
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Anyhoo am in work at 8am so the land of nod is calling...

was search for bono- it's no big deal that you did something that's bindun though.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:11,
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my work here is done........arf:)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:22,
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that most certainly is not shit! It is, as you say in these here parts, woo!
I'll bung this in for some reason that escapes me at this mean moment...

EDIT: Fuck! That anonymous caller (called Jack Shit) was right! This was supposed to be a reply on Mr Gruntfuttock's excellent creation. Sorry. Shit - I am off!
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I'll bung this in for some reason that escapes me at this mean moment...

EDIT: Fuck! That anonymous caller (called Jack Shit) was right! This was supposed to be a reply on Mr Gruntfuttock's excellent creation. Sorry. Shit - I am off!

that he remained anonymous otherwise we could hunt him down and eat his children.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:43,
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eating children is bad enough, but scat children? were you based in germany by any chance? ;)
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I didn't sign up to learn this kind of thing. I want my mum.
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Click for bigger (41 kb)
It's better than the trike I did.

It'd fail the classic 'kick the tyres a bit' buyers' inspection though.
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for a new graphix table.Its sat on my HD for aaages,Skug linked to that ..gif.. place and I promised myself I would turn the horror I witnessed into something creative.Apologies for mahoosiveness..1.5meg down to 300k isn't too shabby is it?

Aces :D 300k is fine :) 400k limit for anims, 100k for still images :)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36,
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..I'm hoping I can get sizes down even more with experience..I'm just a chimp with a stolen paintbrush at the moment
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:41,
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If you're worried, give the FAQ a read through and keep an eye on the board. You will get to know the nuances soon enough :D
b3ta.com/features/faq/
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:44,
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b3ta.com/features/faq/

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I would reply in kind but I fear that I have overused all my cdc gifs, particularly during that awesome cock-rush a few days ago.
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/9322382#post9322513
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:46,
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EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/9322382#post9322513

you have just made my mind up about upgrading from Vue 6 to 7. Plus I'm trying a free 3d program that looks very good.
www.artofillusion.org/
I give up: You win.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:28,
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www.artofillusion.org/
I give up: You win.

but time for bed as well; I just hope this doesn't fuck me over ;)
Most woo Sir
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Most woo Sir


Click for bigger (222 kb)
...I call this one 'fanny by gaslight'

I thought I would leave the origins of the blood ambiguous...could be a hooker, could be a kitten!
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23,
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I would flee :)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:27,
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it will be sore in the morning!
nice effects
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23,
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nice effects

...I have read the book 6 times and seen the film god knows how many...I also like Dexter!
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:26,
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I'm thinking of making a proper anim, with music and dancing and cows that are ninjas. And spending more than an hour on it :D

I was gonna do them is a vector kinda style but it is way past bedtime for me
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14,
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you need to pad your desk or you may incur nipple damage!
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:02,
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if you only knew. I used to have a chest like Arnold Black and Decker. Nobody told me that when I was old and lazy I'd end up with tits like a spaniel's ears :(
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:11,
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mine dont thud thud, one actually rolls off the desk now and settles in my lap.
what a effing waste of years and years lifting things that didnt need lifting but i felt i needed to.
Maybe i had weights OCD?
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:15,
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what a effing waste of years and years lifting things that didnt need lifting but i felt i needed to.
Maybe i had weights OCD?

When I came out of the army I was a little obsessed with the gym. It's definitely some kind of chemical addiction.
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I wasn't happy with just doing the rounds, I needed to physically hurt.
it probably explains why i am currently sat in a vat of acid with angry crocodiles hitting me with hammers whilst i listen to des o'connor's lesser known but still highly awful yodelling the hits of aqua album.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:27,
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it probably explains why i am currently sat in a vat of acid with angry crocodiles hitting me with hammers whilst i listen to des o'connor's lesser known but still highly awful yodelling the hits of aqua album.

competition Pak-Mei-Wu-Chi-Yun to take care of the pain aspect. And this guy to kick fuck out of me in between bouts.
www.iska.org.uk/about/director/john_blackledge/
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:40,
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www.iska.org.uk/about/director/john_blackledge/

wait til he has over 70 years of experience, then i "might" think about taking the fucker on.
obvioulsy only if he is partially sighted by then and doesn't catch me with a lucky one ;)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:48,
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obvioulsy only if he is partially sighted by then and doesn't catch me with a lucky one ;)

I loved John. He's become all famous now. A long way away from us training above the old fire station all those years ago.
Mild mannered as you like and you could knock him on his arse if he had so much as a sniff of a barmaid's apron :)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:51,
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Mild mannered as you like and you could knock him on his arse if he had so much as a sniff of a barmaid's apron :)

you must be a secret yorkshireman, southern types get pissy with that type of talk ;)
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:15,
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but they're like dame edna glases! proper 50s/60s ones with flicky bits!
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:48,
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hopefully get them back tomorrow, will take photos.
now i nee my bed tho.
night night gorgeous.
NIGHT NIGHT B3TA
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:57,
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now i nee my bed tho.
night night gorgeous.
NIGHT NIGHT B3TA

just think, after tomorrow it's no more out of focus dreams for you! oh no!
unless you take them off to sleep, really f*cks dreams up that does
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:06,
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unless you take them off to sleep, really f*cks dreams up that does

TJ: Anyone know what to do with an MPEG-4 movie file to make it easily viewable on a standard DVD player?
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35,
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write directly to disk and play on a standard dvd player. You need to re-encode it to DVD format.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:41,
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Sorry to sound brainless, I just want it to work on a DVD player without any homework before hand
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44,
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computer files innit. Basically, you just need a DVD burning package. I am sure there will be one built into the MAC OS, I just don't know what it would be.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:49,
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Open iDVD, pick a theme, drag the file in, burn a disc. I think there's even a "magic DVD" or some such one-click feature these days. If lost, use the Help menu.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:10,
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standard mpeg 4 in an AVI container ( like divx or xvid ) to then play on a DVD that does not support mpeg 4 playback?
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:40,
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I want to send some stuff on to someone so he can view it on his telly, via a DVD player
It doesn't seem to work in the present saved format on any of the devices alone
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:42,
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It doesn't seem to work in the present saved format on any of the devices alone

then you should have iDVD which will do it without much hassle.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44,
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"But iDVD will do it without much hassle," didn't apparently, I thought I did everything in iMovie only for nothing to work when I double checked off the DVD i saved it to
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:48,
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iDVD is a separate iLife app.
An option called 'Magic DVD' lets you choose a menu, movie file(s), and burn it.
iDVD has to go through a encoding process as it converts the videos and creates the menu in MPEG-2 format and in a DVD format that DVD players understand. You can't just burn DVD files to a DVD like you would movie files.
Tutorial here:
digitalcommons.psu.edu/node/3332
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:51,
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An option called 'Magic DVD' lets you choose a menu, movie file(s), and burn it.
iDVD has to go through a encoding process as it converts the videos and creates the menu in MPEG-2 format and in a DVD format that DVD players understand. You can't just burn DVD files to a DVD like you would movie files.
Tutorial here:
digitalcommons.psu.edu/node/3332

But I don't have time for all those instructions
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:08,
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Lazygamer before you buy any software though. It sounds like you already have the tools but just need to manually go through the processes. If not doing that and having a package do it for you is worth £35 to you then buy away.
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still be a computer disc image that has on it files that only the computer understands.
It must be converted first and then made into a disc image ( vob based Mpeg 2 ) that the player understands.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:16,
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It must be converted first and then made into a disc image ( vob based Mpeg 2 ) that the player understands.

My American server went from £27 to £39 in 3 months without them even putting the price up.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14,
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and was about £700 before all this crap, I hope Mr Brown has a plan
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:18,
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No use to me as I don't do canon and my trusty old pentax 70-210 lens is still holding its own.
Other models available to me are another ancient but fantastic sony mavica fd92 ( which I still use all the time ) and my Nikon D40 which I never use.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23,
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Other models available to me are another ancient but fantastic sony mavica fd92 ( which I still use all the time ) and my Nikon D40 which I never use.

A grand's worth of glass for £500, still up for grabs
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:32,
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The only b3tans I know who are serious about photography would likely be unable to afford it or like me, don't do canon.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36,
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iMovie. What you need is a DVD authoring software that will transcode the file to then burn it in DVD format.
Your best idiot proof bet is Nero. You need a full version of the suite and you need the dvd plugin ( I just realised I have no idea if you can get a mac version ).
forum.mininova.org/index.php?showtopic=234992284
This explains that process and if you can not use nero you are going to have to hunt for a mac avi-dvd authoring software.
The movie needs to be totally transcoded to another format first. Each 700mb movie I do on mine takes about 40 minutes and just over an hour for a 1.39GB standard scene release.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:47,
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Your best idiot proof bet is Nero. You need a full version of the suite and you need the dvd plugin ( I just realised I have no idea if you can get a mac version ).
forum.mininova.org/index.php?showtopic=234992284
This explains that process and if you can not use nero you are going to have to hunt for a mac avi-dvd authoring software.
The movie needs to be totally transcoded to another format first. Each 700mb movie I do on mine takes about 40 minutes and just over an hour for a 1.39GB standard scene release.

but given this all for someone at work, I will drop this on the desk of one of my beloved IT department colleagues :)
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52,
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so will need help with this one, and I know it will be good because your post's are class. HELP?
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37,
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XXXX!
/EDIT not related and not worth it's own thread, but it was on the news

so I'll pop it in here
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44,
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/EDIT not related and not worth it's own thread, but it was on the news

so I'll pop it in here

I'll have you know that I'm not that way inclined!
as far as I know
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:49,
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as far as I know

you happened to simply trip and your cock ended up graham norton's arse!
total acident!
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50,
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total acident!

...it was just a coincidence that we were both naked when I slipped on some baby oil and he broke my fall.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53,
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The band are called Kiss.
The film is called X-Men.
They are men from the band called Kiss, therefore X-Men.
Kittens are nice.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55,
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The film is called X-Men.
They are men from the band called Kiss, therefore X-Men.
Kittens are nice.

see? alcohol related stupidity again.
love it loud by KISS or XXXX is about to get blared out to celebrate my stupididtitty
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:04,
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love it loud by KISS or XXXX is about to get blared out to celebrate my stupididtitty

was actually a typo, but apparently sunshine on Keith wouldn't of sold so many records so they left it
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![Challenge Entry: Pop Goes the Movies [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

sort of inspired by monkeons pic down below

and if this internet gets any dirtier so does my weak end.
How are you?
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:24,
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How are you?

full of easter eggs (real fat bastards start early).
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:27,
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that song has some dogy fucking lyrics. seems to be about someone having a wank and leaving their jizz on the floor in the night.
or is that just me?
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:22,
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or is that just me?

Left its seeds while I was sleeping"
?
Nope, just you, me dear. :D
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:25,
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?
Nope, just you, me dear. :D

I will have that in my mind the next time I hear that song.

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a vision softly creeping,
had a wank while I was sleeping
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35,
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had a wank while I was sleeping

surely some interesting possibilities
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:20,
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That light fitting top left is shaped like a cock!
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21,
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or is that just really unfortunate?
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:26,
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I went for a cig, otherwise it would have been seconds!*
*working title of Koit's autobiography
sorry
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:54,
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*working title of Koit's autobiography
sorry


"Mrs McCartney. Are you trying to splinter my anus?"
"Would you like me to splinter your anus?"
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:26,
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"Would you like me to splinter your anus?"

although macca deserves this solely for being a grade "a" cockend
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29,
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That song has been stuck in my head for the last week thanks to that Liam Neeson program.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28,
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ha! look at me trying to young and trendy and down with the kids eh?
ah, doesn't work so well with Neil Diamond's sweet caroline.
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Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13,
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ah, doesn't work so well with Neil Diamond's sweet caroline.
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