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[challenge entry] Russel Croons..
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# AND ALSO PUT THAT PHONE BACK RUSSELL
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Lost Classics (Pt xv)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# i do love these
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
# I also love these.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# I love doin' em
so everyone wins! :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
#
oh yeah. these are great.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# that
is a thing of beauty
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Taturo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)
# clever
and sexy
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Curses...
Thought there was a new Totoro film.
Didn't remember a fishing scene.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# shot
unfortunately only the one toturo film.. i beleive the unaltered image was part of a set of independant frames miyazaki drew as additional promo material for the film & not a duplication of scenes in the film.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Here's something really stupid I made a long time ago

IT'S A SPIDER WITH BRACES ROFLOL
sorry I pushed your work down the board for this, BargeArse
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
wut?
LOLZ
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Ahahahahahahah
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Yay for spiders!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# pfft..
nice...looks a friendly chap:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# awwww
 
bashful.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Well hellooooo...
Photobucket
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I have made a VIMODification to my PC


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# VIMOD ENDORSES NUTRIGRAIN?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# HE CAN'T STAND IT AS ITS ONE-THIRD SUGAR.
Couldn't be bothered to use the clone tool to get rid of that bit - ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# No, I'M Iron Man!
 


woo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# wide:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I am listening to the Butthole Surfers this very second.
THIS VERY SECOND I tell you.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# SIXTY NINER WITH THE POPE?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# haha. You're a wrong 'un and no mistake mister.
As it's customary for b3ta to go quiet for me at this time I'll bid you goodnight.
I've just installed crysis warhead and if I can find a god cheat I might actually have a chance at playing it ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# VIMODIFICATION
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahhah shit
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# *approves*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# you built this in a cave out of scraps
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Lost Classics (Pt xiv)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# man oh man
I want this to be the CD sleeve for my copy of this album.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Still love 'em.
edit: wrong plc im so sily.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# oooooh
an underrated gem indeed
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Get Cash Will KILL!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# More Win.
My Your Prolific!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I have an aim...
7 animated gifs a week for a year!
Gotta stick to it.
: D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# how long do these take?
I mean, we can send food parcels and beer if it is a long process?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# He he
The more complicated long anims take a good 3 hours.
Helps to unwind after a long day : D
Just draw the layers in photoshop and animate them in image ready.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# i know this is b3ta
but what the hell do you do for a living if this is what you do to unwind?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Pinned !
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# you sir/madam are fantastic
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
Is this a message to say stop spending or that cats are responsible for the GFC?

WOO as always!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
fabulous wee animations...look forward to the feature length box-office smash(inevitable)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# AAHHHHHHHAHHHAHH
 
IS THERE A MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL LIMIT ON FELINES
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# IT DEPENDS ON HOW MANY KITTENS THE ATM CAN HOLD
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE LIMIT WOULD BE WHATEVER YOU CAN CARRY AWAY FROM THE ATM.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Your cat animations are gradually getting more and more violent.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# THIS IS PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER IN WHICH WE LIVE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# FEED ME A MOUSE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# simply glorious
w/y/h
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] when we find him...


we should give him a kick.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Still finding nemo then.
/latin joke
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# nemo meaning "no one"
yay I did latin at school!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Psssh posh school
We once watched a diseased dog die in science in my foundation comprehensive, and we had to walk five miles to get there every morning.

And we were glad!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# yay i did Janet Morris
dirty bitch beat latin every time
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# you lucky lucky man..
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# uncanny likeness!
I should've stayed with that bint, she ended up with her dad buying her a pub
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# drinks like a fish then?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# she had a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh
when you put your ear to it you could smell grimsby.....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# *Snort*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
he's such a cunt
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Didn't someone else do this either sunday or yesterday?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ballz..
I did a search for finding bono but found nothing, so thought I should probably knock one off quickly.

I also photoshopped this picture :O
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# They may not have, i havn't been on here much recently.
Losing track of what's happening.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# there was a Bonobo monkey earlier
He was ace
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# You shouldn't have tried to shave your name into his back though.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# .
at least not without allowing him to do so to you first
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The bare naked truth !
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# sadly i "lol"'d
kudos sir
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/9332613
yours is still lully
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# buggeration
although I guess the search thingy wouldn't have found it :(

Anyhoo am in work at 8am so the land of nod is calling...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# all i did
was search for bono- it's no big deal that you did something that's bindun though.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# g'night
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# chortles
he's here
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# deep joy.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# This is the way it should be
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# hahah
*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Watch out for that . . . that's got him . . . TRUNK !
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# .......broked his bononose.....
my work here is done........arf:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Well done at that !
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Hello Bonio...
...welcome to my simian pop jungle...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# hahahaha
lolled offa mah chair:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
I know those orangs.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh sweet shuddering fuck
 
horrifically good
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I am sorry -
that most certainly is not shit! It is, as you say in these here parts, woo!

I'll bung this in for some reason that escapes me at this mean moment...



EDIT: Fuck! That anonymous caller (called Jack Shit) was right! This was supposed to be a reply on Mr Gruntfuttock's excellent creation. Sorry. Shit - I am off!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Well, thank gawd you posted an image, eh? ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is lovely anyway :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# dont worry
nobody noticed ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# You are all too kind...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Jack Shit can thank his lucky stars
that he remained anonymous otherwise we could hunt him down and eat his children.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you really didnt think of the replies this will get did you
eating children is bad enough, but scat children? were you based in germany by any chance? ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# fucking hell.
I didn't sign up to learn this kind of thing. I want my mum.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# haha
i honestly dont know how to reply to this
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Jack Shit...
... was a member of Bloodrunners.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Hello I drawed you a quad


Click for bigger (41 kb)

It's better than the trike I did.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# VROOM.
That's bloody ace, that.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Super.
It'd fail the classic 'kick the tyres a bit' buyers' inspection though.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# you drawed a quad great
and i like the drawed quad muchly
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Quadro schemia !
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# obligatory cdc


for a new graphix table.Its sat on my HD for aaages,Skug linked to that ..gif.. place and I promised myself I would turn the horror I witnessed into something creative.Apologies for mahoosiveness..1.5meg down to 300k isn't too shabby is it?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Hahahaha excellent.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# That is utterly wonderful
Woo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Hahahah!
Powdered spunk!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# superb
but by god powedered jism must hurt
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# It does on the way out.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# hahaha hooray!
Mime'd!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aces :D 300k is fine :) 400k limit for anims, 100k for still images :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Fretted about posting it all day :D
..I'm hoping I can get sizes down even more with experience..I'm just a chimp with a stolen paintbrush at the moment
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# All good so far :)
If you're worried, give the FAQ a read through and keep an eye on the board. You will get to know the nuances soon enough :D

b3ta.com/features/faq/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Scanlines will take it down loads, find a tut somewhere if not i'll explain in a gaz
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# FP THIS
NOW!?

*clicks*

:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Wonderful
I would reply in kind but I fear that I have overused all my cdc gifs, particularly during that awesome cock-rush a few days ago.
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/9322382#post9322513
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha
funny!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# did someone mention cake?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# final shite for the day, apologies up front...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# no apologies needed.
you have just made my mind up about upgrading from Vue 6 to 7. Plus I'm trying a free 3d program that looks very good.
www.artofillusion.org/

I give up: You win.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# This stuff is mental and I love it.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You're lovely to say so.
Ta!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# COGS AND BALLS
and with that
Good night internet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# *waves*
Night!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You dropped your worms balls and propellors.
Nicely.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I should tidy up afterwards,
apologies.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# offensive size
does this justice, ace
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Muido Obrigado....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# nicely
i love offensive size
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# :D
Thanks!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Visually mental
but time for bed as well; I just hope this doesn't fuck me over ;)

Most woo Sir
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hopefully not, sir.
Be well, and thanks!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Magical fruit !
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Just messing around with some photos of myself...


Click for bigger (222 kb)

...I call this one 'fanny by gaslight'
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I like this utterly imensly
woo for such blood droplets
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Cheers!
I thought I would leave the origins of the blood ambiguous...could be a hooker, could be a kitten!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Several hungry lions appear to be nibbling at your legs
I would flee :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ooh nice
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# you should maybe not pull quite as hard
it will be sore in the morning!

nice effects
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# you've got red on you
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# American Psycho FTW!
Nicely!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Odd you should mention that..
...I have read the book 6 times and seen the film god knows how many...I also like Dexter!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# A clue there, perhaps? ;-)
Like it, sir!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes...
...I kill people for shits and giggles!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :D
Class...

*doffs cap*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# is that blood in your semen?
 
CALL A DOCTOR, MAN
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# MOO


I'm thinking of making a proper anim, with music and dancing and cows that are ninjas. And spending more than an hour on it :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yes, please do
This am lully
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# and maybe some fast food dogs?
I was gonna do them is a vector kinda style but it is way past bedtime for me
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Haha, that would be wicked! :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# a worthy endeavour
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Have some homework on the Ninja feline:
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# wowee! that's a fab shot!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] kelly decided singing wasn't her forté
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# it certainly isn't.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# phwoar!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun already?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Ha!
Nice :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# "I can't get no tunes to sound any different from the last lot I made" THUD THUD
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# did you have to get your moobs out after posting this?
you need to pad your desk or you may incur nipple damage!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# haha
if you only knew. I used to have a chest like Arnold Black and Decker. Nobody told me that when I was old and lazy I'd end up with tits like a spaniel's ears :(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# been there done that
mine dont thud thud, one actually rolls off the desk now and settles in my lap.

what a effing waste of years and years lifting things that didnt need lifting but i felt i needed to.
Maybe i had weights OCD?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# haha. Maybe.
When I came out of the army I was a little obsessed with the gym. It's definitely some kind of chemical addiction.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# it was pain with me
I wasn't happy with just doing the rounds, I needed to physically hurt.

it probably explains why i am currently sat in a vat of acid with angry crocodiles hitting me with hammers whilst i listen to des o'connor's lesser known but still highly awful yodelling the hits of aqua album.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I had
competition Pak-Mei-Wu-Chi-Yun to take care of the pain aspect. And this guy to kick fuck out of me in between bouts.
www.iska.org.uk/about/director/john_blackledge/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# haha fuckin wuss
wait til he has over 70 years of experience, then i "might" think about taking the fucker on.
obvioulsy only if he is partially sighted by then and doesn't catch me with a lucky one ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# haha.
I loved John. He's become all famous now. A long way away from us training above the old fire station all those years ago.
Mild mannered as you like and you could knock him on his arse if he had so much as a sniff of a barmaid's apron :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# the barmaids apron?
you must be a secret yorkshireman, southern types get pissy with that type of talk ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
#
of the army
 
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# the name Sister Bliss
has always really really annoyed me.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# aces!
'raves'
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Clever :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# oo yeah, i've got new glasses, well i'm just wanting for the lenses to be changed..
but they're like dame edna glases! proper 50s/60s ones with flicky bits!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# they look so fucking mental on! i'm gonna look like a fucking arse!
hopefully get them back tomorrow, will take photos.

now i nee my bed tho.

night night gorgeous.

NIGHT NIGHT B3TA
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Night sexpants!
*sex glomps*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# night night
just think, after tomorrow it's no more out of focus dreams for you! oh no!
unless you take them off to sleep, really f*cks dreams up that does
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Heh, watch out Detroit City!
TJ: Anyone know what to do with an MPEG-4 movie file to make it easily viewable on a standard DVD player?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Pulleys and Winches?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# roxio will convert it right over for you....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# to what?
What file format?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# there is no format that you can
write directly to disk and play on a standard dvd player. You need to re-encode it to DVD format.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# re-encode ?
Sorry to sound brainless, I just want it to work on a DVD player without any homework before hand
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Basically, the way DVD Players work is not through
computer files innit. Basically, you just need a DVD burning package. I am sure there will be one built into the MAC OS, I just don't know what it would be.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# iDVD?
Open iDVD, pick a theme, drag the file in, burn a disc. I think there's even a "magic DVD" or some such one-click feature these days. If lost, use the Help menu.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# kick it in the cunt
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# are you talking
standard mpeg 4 in an AVI container ( like divx or xvid ) to then play on a DVD that does not support mpeg 4 playback?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Just the iMovie software that came with this thing
I want to send some stuff on to someone so he can view it on his telly, via a DVD player

It doesn't seem to work in the present saved format on any of the devices alone
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# If you have iMovie (and I'm assuming you're on a mac)
then you should have iDVD which will do it without much hassle.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Nicely!
"But iDVD will do it without much hassle," didn't apparently, I thought I did everything in iMovie only for nothing to work when I double checked off the DVD i saved it to
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# You need to create the video in iMovie first.
iDVD is a separate iLife app.

An option called 'Magic DVD' lets you choose a menu, movie file(s), and burn it.

iDVD has to go through a encoding process as it converts the videos and creates the menu in MPEG-2 format and in a DVD format that DVD players understand. You can't just burn DVD files to a DVD like you would movie files.

Tutorial here:
digitalcommons.psu.edu/node/3332
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Very nicely, and a typically woo b3ta response
But I don't have time for all those instructions
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# This is your baby
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Bingo
I owe you one, yet again
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# you should listen to
Lazygamer before you buy any software though. It sounds like you already have the tools but just need to manually go through the processes. If not doing that and having a package do it for you is worth £35 to you then buy away.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Only £40 at the end of day
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Can't you turn it into an ISO and write it onto the DVD that way?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It will
still be a computer disc image that has on it files that only the computer understands.

It must be converted first and then made into a disc image ( vob based Mpeg 2 ) that the player understands.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Fair
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# fuck me the exchange rate is getting worse.
My American server went from £27 to £39 in 3 months without them even putting the price up.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# My last lens cost a a grand a couple of weeks ago
and was about £700 before all this crap, I hope Mr Brown has a plan
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I was looking at the one you want to get rid of, last night.
No use to me as I don't do canon and my trusty old pentax 70-210 lens is still holding its own.
Other models available to me are another ancient but fantastic sony mavica fd92 ( which I still use all the time ) and my Nikon D40 which I never use.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It still needs a good home
A grand's worth of glass for £500, still up for grabs
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ebay it man
The only b3tans I know who are serious about photography would likely be unable to afford it or like me, don't do canon.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I have no knowledge of
iMovie. What you need is a DVD authoring software that will transcode the file to then burn it in DVD format.

Your best idiot proof bet is Nero. You need a full version of the suite and you need the dvd plugin ( I just realised I have no idea if you can get a mac version ).

forum.mininova.org/index.php?showtopic=234992284

This explains that process and if you can not use nero you are going to have to hunt for a mac avi-dvd authoring software.
The movie needs to be totally transcoded to another format first. Each 700mb movie I do on mine takes about 40 minutes and just over an hour for a 1.39GB standard scene release.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Seriously nicely for the feedback,
but given this all for someone at work, I will drop this on the desk of one of my beloved IT department colleagues :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Trim the edges
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Gene simmons is Post op?!?!?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *titters*
get you, you smart arse!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I am alcoholically dumbed
so will need help with this one, and I know it will be good because your post's are class. HELP?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Mmmmwah!
XXXX!
/EDIT not related and not worth it's own thread, but it was on the news

so I'll pop it in here
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# you fancy him!!!
pstttt pob,

i think you're in there!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oi!
I'll have you know that I'm not that way inclined!
as far as I know
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# thats what they all say!
you happened to simply trip and your cock ended up graham norton's arse!
total acident!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# As I explained to the judge...
...it was just a coincidence that we were both naked when I slipped on some baby oil and he broke my fall.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hhahaha.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# blimey!
*lubes
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Oh! I get it now!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# nope
still clueless
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# X stands for a kiss
The band are called Kiss.

The film is called X-Men.

They are men from the band called Kiss, therefore X-Men.

Kittens are nice.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# aye thang kew!
see? alcohol related stupidity again.
love it loud by KISS or XXXX is about to get blared out to celebrate my stupididtitty
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] One of them must be the evil twin...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# DA-RUM DA-RUM DA-RUM DA-RUM DANAA
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# sunshine on leith
was actually a typo, but apparently sunshine on Keith wouldn't of sold so many records so they left it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Kwik 'n' Krap
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello darkness my old friend....

sort of inspired by monkeons pic down below
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
facking brilliant, you legend!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Gawd bless you,
how's tricks matey?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# great thanks mate, my weekend starts here
and if this internet gets any dirtier so does my weak end.

How are you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Fine fanks,
full of easter eggs (real fat bastards start early).
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# bah!
3 weeks so far, I needed the clean mugs they come in
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Good man!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# The Sound of Thigh Stumps?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahaha.
that song has some dogy fucking lyrics. seems to be about someone having a wank and leaving their jizz on the floor in the night.

or is that just me?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# "Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping"

?

Nope, just you, me dear. :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# ah well..simon and garfunkel do need a bit of sexing up.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Bah
I will have that in my mind the next time I hear that song.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha. sorry..
a vision softly creeping,
had a wank while I was sleeping
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Kindling . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I wonder what she could get up to with that thing though
surely some interesting possibilities
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Arf
but erm. Bindun I'm afraid.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I've just realised.
That light fitting top left is shaped like a cock!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hah!
It's gonna be one hell of a night then!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Well, we're always being
encouraged to recycle :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# did you b3ta edit the shadow of the candlestick?
or is that just really unfortunate?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Nope,
the cocks are untouched.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# koit?
sorry, old habits die hard
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha,
I had the stopwatch going waiting for that.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# aww crap
I went for a cig, otherwise it would have been seconds!*

*working title of Koit's autobiography

sorry
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Pffft,
right bedtime, up at 5.30, night.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I'm honoured.
*wipes away a tear*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# it gives paul wood...
...(so to speak).... :/
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# He could get more than a couple of vampires like this but I'm not sure it's 100% efficient
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# haha
"Mrs McCartney. Are you trying to splinter my anus?"

"Would you like me to splinter your anus?"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Fuckin hell,
hahaha!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# mucking fental!
This has to be the winning entry
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)
# haha christ
although macca deserves this solely for being a grade "a" cockend
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# and a lousy bass player
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I've come to talk to you again :D
That song has been stuck in my head for the last week thanks to that Liam Neeson program.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Argh matey!
I can't stop seeing this as a pirate.

Woo!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahahaha
your a star:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# *-*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# anti-walrus particles!
eeep!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I WISH I COULD ROLL YOU UP AND SMOKE YOU
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# that is working so well with muse
ha! look at me trying to young and trendy and down with the kids eh?
ah, doesn't work so well with Neil Diamond's sweet caroline.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Chalk it up to feeling the high radiation !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# damn straight!...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Feeling every rad of it !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# FUSION
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I AM ORBITING A PEANUTHEADMAN
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Excellent!
Insanity all round
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Tip top,
if slightly migraine enducing.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

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