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# Aheghurrrghh
Went to see this in Norwich today. It was a great show,
despite the invitation of quite a bit of lung-butter,

The set was a dilapidated theatre stage, with crumbling
proscenium arch and tree growing out of cracked floorboards.

It underlined a definite "music-hall" quality that weaved
through the performance - Lucky (whose monologue was
stunning) arrives on the end of a rope so long that he's
off stage left before Pozzo arrives holding it.

Simon Callow was amazing, show-stealing as Pozzo, a brash
character with more than a little of the "Major-General" about him.
When he sat down with some effort, the sound of a twanging ruler rang out.

McKellen & Stewart danced like Max Wall or Morecambe & Wise at times.
The sounds and ambience really captured the comedy and darkness of the
play in equal measure, but as the curtain came down for act I...

A giant fucking billboard! Well, it was a great experience
I'll remember for some time. Seeing some of the greatest
actors in the country with such chemistry doing something
they so enjoy was a real privilege. Hope you don't mind I sharing it.

The money shot

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Yam it sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Always
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ultra?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# With wings
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# That much talent on one stage should be illegal
Or compulsory, I'm undecided on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# If only
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I have tickets
for the London village showing. On May 1st.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Have a great time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I bought them when they first announced it, last year.
I've been waiting bloody ages for it! I thought the tour was starting in London though. At least it gives them a chance to rehearse properly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# That's coming to Edinburgh soon
Is it recommended for someone who doesn't actually know much about Waiting for Godot?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yes!
I watched it once a few years ago, didn't take it in beyond "wtf?"
Read it just before going to see it. It's marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# never been to the theatre before
but that sounds like a pretty good show
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Imagine you're in some kind of hinterland where time no longer exists.
Then add in people speaking in a bizaare and unrealistic manner.

That's basically theatre for you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# And sometmes it has the Crankies on it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i always imagined it to be like the cinema
except with alcohol and les dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Sadly no.
If you've ever been to one of those films which just feels TOO long, then mutliply that by a million and add in the fact that you can often barely hear what's going on.
I honestly refuse to ever go to the theatre again, whatever it is will have to either publish the script or make a tv play.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I will only go see this
if McKellen moves the lights around with his powers, and Stewart makes everyone think the play is beezer with his.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The tragic reality of vector framework spaceships.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# My dad once played that for 3 days straight
the bbc computer melted :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *reminisses the days when sofeware piracy was putting two tapedecks next to each other*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# In the day it was like sex the game
OFC I was only 1 year old when it came out so the first I ever saw of it was after I had played frontier: elite 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i have the newest "version" of elite...
...somewhere... can't rememebr what its called - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# no! stop making me pea!!!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
No radar. Not real.:P

I keep metnally locking on to dock in his mouth. This could be why they don't let me near playgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# *pretends to understand*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Never played elite?
The spacestation is octagnal with a little letter box you have to get just right or you crash when docking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# love it

(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# god
i loved elite
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# You are in witch space
blast the eight thargoid saucers!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Once upon a time...
The humble PC was seen as a business tool, rather than a games machine. Back in that dim and distant past, games such as Elite and Starglider were ported from their native platforms in an attempt to encourage the hardnosed wheeling and dealing business fraternity to spend yet more time in front of the CRT. Oh, the hours I lost in front of my Amstrad PC1512 with its mighty TWIN floppy disk drives and black & white monitor...

The publishers, being of moderate intelligence, realised that making the games difficult would harm their efforts to get people to play games on the PC, so they made the developers dumb the games right down, with Elite being a case in point.

From personal experience, not the "I know a mate of a mate" kind, I know it's possible to get to Elite using nothing but Pulse Lasers in the PC version of the game. The PC version is ridiculously easy, compared to the original BBC version or some of the other ports.

That said, Elite (BBC Model B, Acorn, Spectrum, Amstrad CPC6128, Atari ST, and PC - I got about a bit as a lad) spawned a love affair with the "buy shit low, sell shit high, kill shit on the way. In SPACE!" genre of game which persists to this day. I'm currently tooling around in X3 Reunion, having a whale of a time.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] duh
(Mr.Snares, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# *guilty lol*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Bad bad man
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I found this on the internet
www.pown.it/3038 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# pfft
*digs out of mothballs*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Haha, I was going to comment that the girl should have the ears and eyes and mouth of the poster
until I saw that last frame :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] probably will come soon, I think they're running out of ideas..
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# woop woop!
I got that phrase in the Profanisaurus.
Yays for me!

*looks around for people to impress*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Apres Tennis - 70's style
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahah

/edit: I think I will like this compo very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Comforters Poop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha - shamelss pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
nice service stroke:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] the bitch drove him to drugs
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# yay!
the mushrooms make him grow BIGGER!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# they expand his mario
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello world!


thank you, b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# haha! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hoho!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Front page it is then
:D hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# also: hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] haha good stuff :D
i like this compo
have an ancient repost...

ed: also


CFB (55 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Woah.... colour!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# This^^^^
WALRUS MAN IS A PHONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# yeah... sellout! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# This is still fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# haha!
there's a lot of stuff i like in this challenge already
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# psst compo it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck this one must be years old, I can't have ever been that bad at tracing....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# This reminds me of Space Quest X: Latex Babes of Estros
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I've just got my Amiga emulator working properly and found some decent capture software.
It's going to be a good week.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Another world
That game was an inspiration to me.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# grins
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It's real. And it's really bloody grim. Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# 'lo 'tolly!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# 'Lo lully 'pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# yay!
no shark though FAKE
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ha!
There just happens to be a blue finned shark with some seaweed caught on it's dorsal at the bottom of the ladder. I can see how you might confuse it with a lemming, but there we are. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# *tries to remember lemmings music, fails, sings tetris music*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# this might or might not help
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/mp3/lembop.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
actually, it has helped! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Oh
you absolute bastard..... can't get that out of my head now. Arrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# YAY! LEMMINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# haha!
those lemmings were a marvelous time-waster!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# It's what I did before b3ta
a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# yay! lemmings!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha splendid :)

and hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Wicked!
Hoya!

Bloody great!!!
How come I haven't thought about this one???

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Lovely spam, wonderful spaaam
Spam spam spam spam spam!
(Ollie_Ashton, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I think your shitty spam message is ripe for a repost thread
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Earlier today
I spunked in your tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# LOLSPAM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well pea this here then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahaha. I love this
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heh heh
can't beat a bit o'drug crazed killing-
's not a proper saturday night otherwise:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# :D
This is one of my fave pics ever.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# SPAM
this is spam

SPAM

spam

SPAAMMAA

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

SPam
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# So you found her sleeping with someone?
What's so wrong with that?
Now, if she was shagging someone that would be a different matter.
Anyhow, a mod will delete this thread and probably ban you so... *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# send this to ten people I know?
fuck off

I don't know ten people
much less ten people I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Sorry guys...
I don't have ten friends either... hence posting it here... jsut wanted to know if it works... it doesn't.

Won't fall for that one again.
(Ollie_Ashton, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] grim reality? I'll give you the grim reality


oh yes.. I went there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# god.... how long will that last? for ever?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# VIBRATING VIBRATION ACTION ACTIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Shake shake shake n bake
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# The NeverEnding Story,
Na na nah,
Na na nah,
Na na nah.

The NeverEnding Store-eh-heeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Im waiting for a pea
you are in a room to the east is a water cooler

...


fuck socks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# # exam water cooler
On top of the water cooler you discover all the punctuation missing from before.
# get punctuation
You get the punctuation.
# use punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This repost?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Quality!
Especially for the JSW toilet reference :)
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# haha!
what number are they on now? And have they matched the Police Academy franchise yet?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I do believe 13 is coming up soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# the reason the series is called final fantasy is because when the first one was released, square (the company making it) were about to go under and so it was a form of gallows humour
it turned out to be a megahit and the final fantasy train has been rolling ever since

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# sort of like a random encounter with sales
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] dark side of computer games you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# BABBY P(c)
so brave.. so tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# goodbye, Baby P, Queen of Our Hearts
...



oh wait... I've got this wrong somewhere haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Louise Woodward
Would shake that thing to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
she's allegedly got some poweful vibrating action going on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ROTARY MOTION
TO REMOVE 49858% MORE PLAQUES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# CRIVVENS! ME PLAQUES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# christ.... if you take the 'L' and the 'D's out of her name its great fun to say
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# this is new game in ar
I cannot have parry, he will not figth back

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# oh dear!
if you leave a mark, it's game over...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Compo Repost Tiem!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa!!
This is cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# beep beep twiddloop doop
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha yays
From this morning and to the tune of And So This is Christmas:

And so this is b3ta.
And what have we done?
Noob Tuesday is over.
New compo to be won.
And so this is b3ta.
The new compo was giz.
We'll all blame Fraiser*.
As the fault was all his.



*Fault may not be Fraisers's. B3ta contains nuts. B3ta is at risk if you do not keep up payments on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# this is beautiful
:D
*is now waiting before he posts his compo entry to give this it's due at the top*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
You mean you don't want this to happen to your post?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# i like this!
it always baffles me to see it called a compo rather than a challenge, it's not particularly competitive. it's not a dirty old yorkshireman, either
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# i'm touched that you'd do that for me
but now my curiosity is piqued!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# malfunction malfuction
kidneys are on the inside
*applies saw*
*kisses better*
error error beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Sounds more like the NHS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# HELLO PIXEL-PIXIE PIXEL-JIM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I thought I had pixel pixies one
but it was cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Lesson: Do not allow sandwich and monitor interaction.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Not even for a little bit.
I'm serious.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Actually you can in it's a nice veal, dill and ugly fruit sarne!
Mmmm VDU sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# unless on youporn:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# yaptube
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# is that porn for small dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# It sounds like it should be,
buts its a fairly good alternative to youporn or redtube or the like. I particularly like the "most wanked" feature. WATL RATES 4 USED TISSUES OUT OF 5.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# aw...
a good bedside manner is so important, even for robots.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Does it do...extras?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# yeah!
a robot 'happy ending'! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# lully.
made of the nicest pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Gears of Lard


That power armour is actually skin-tight lycra..
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Jade? Back from the other side already?
Evicted from the afterlife, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Only after submitting this did I realise
I've made it completely wrong :P
ahh am gonna take a break from the computer...
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# what ...oh its a tape measure
unrelated : www.pown.it/2281 dr dr dr dick
Hello MonkeyFiend - you are ninja artist!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# :(
I dont understand fat people. Surely you would realise you were getting a little too large when you stopped being able to find your genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# what about if someone else can't find it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# pacman isn't fat though///
he's just big-boned
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I figure it would be easier to find a given set of genitals the more people you had up to 4 people max cause then everyone would just get in each others way and no genitals would be found anyway and that wouldnt be the fault of the fat persons and would
seriously bias the results. EXPERIMENT TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# maybe you could keep them in a jar?
and label them to save confusion
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# a large jar?
a BELLend jar

perhaps?

oh fuck, my puns, they fail me tonight!!!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# A BELL JAR
OH HA
Ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# you mock sir!
I will see on the field of honour!

standing there!

with a light mist surrounding you

with your "musket"

haha, "musket"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA MUSKET

MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET MUSKET

which is not funny AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# *affixes baynet*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# maybe you keep leaving your genitals in strange places
and then having to go find them

this raises further questions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I am confused too.
It's not that difficult to do a bit of exercise and eat reasonably.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I feel sorry for those with a thyroid disorder and yo-yoing weight
because nobody would believe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# True, there are some conditions which affect weight.
And it must be annoying for them that they're tarred with the same brush as others who just use it as an excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] URGH HURRY UP GAME DEVELOPMENT PEOPLE AND MAKE ME BIOSHOCK TWO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# god I want to rub you with small pieces of basalt
and have squirrels with tits rub you with small pieces of basalt too

infact, fuck it BASALT FOR EVERYONE!!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *BASALTS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# OH BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# B.A. Salt?
I pity the fool with high blood pressure!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I'd like to see him and THE ROCK in a movie together
this idea is IGNEOUS




:D

discomeats apologises for the tenuousiment of this pun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Well I smiled
but it will be lost in this flood of post-challenge-announcement posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# such transience
OH GOD

I'm turning into a character in a french film

ARG!! ARG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Your pictures are just like French films
I haven't a clue wtf is going on but ooh they look good and have great ambience.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# which is the best way for everything to be
I think :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Yes
So don't concern yourself with turning into a character in a French film because it's a very good thing, Mr Risky McBiscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# *gets surfboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# the film of that just stepped up a gear in development
the chap who directed Pirates of the Caribbean is doing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I do not have high expectations for the film,
but they had better get the second game right or I will get in such a huff!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Ne-na-ne-na-ne-na
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# You are in a tunnel.
There is an umbrella stand and a painting on the wall.
Exits: N,S
What next?
# exam painting
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Harvest that Adam!
then trade it for bottlecaps!

Hang on, I think I'm confusing it with another game...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I wish I had a fat man to deal with the big daddies. That would have been easier.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# heheh...
or that experimental MIRV or whatever it's called. I still can't be arsed to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Use the item codes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ietm coadz?
I'm intrigued...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That bad boy is insane
8 nukes!!!!!!

Takes out a behemoth in one :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# THIS IS A NONSENSE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] New Zealand Story you say?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Yes, what a game! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I fear this is gonna be a week of me not getting the compo
entries due to not really playing computer games as a child :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ^
my video game experience was watching over the shoulders of the the rich kids play Asteroids and Space Invaders.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# My experience is limited to reading all the posts on here
banging on about the latest game/console/ and wondering wtftaboa.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I just smile, and occasionally nod..
and hope the conversation eventually turns to teh sex
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# NORKS
LADY BITS
erm
MORE LADY BITS.
Cripes I am losing my ability for swearies and naughties.
Today somebody cut in while I was driving and I shouted "HEY, YOU *pause* NAUGHTY MAN!".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Next time call them a sweaty fucksac.
Or whatever that is in Afrikaans
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Sweaty Fooksac.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# aah..me too
welcome to RIS? week perhaps:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Nice to know I am not alone :D
M3, Pot and mel, I motion we hijack the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# 2nd
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hijack hijack hijack
you get the pilot
i'll get the STEWARDESSES:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# We shall have to come up with something then
but be warned, we really are in a tiny minority here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I was raised by a pack of wild dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# HEY! THAT BEAR IS ABOUT TO HIDE KIWIS IN VARIOUS PLACES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# follow me!!
right now I'm only stalking Demi Moore

twitter.com/M3Essential

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Good day M3, have you stopped masturbating yet?

It's been, what? Seventeen days now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# still.... going.... still.....



.
*thunk*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# 100mg of ZINC
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# cor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# reposting cnut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :) guilty as charged
from the last time this was a compo too as far as I can remember
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Goodness!
I haven't heard of that since I was 6.

I have to play that right now.

*Boots emulator*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# loved that game
did a picture of it here but no one liked it or got it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# "GET IN THE FUCKING ACORN YOU FUCKING KIWI IDIOT!!! ARRGH!H!H!H!"
Lovely. But I suspect no-one here actually finished that game because it was cocking hard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# *BOING*
*SPROING*
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!
/in b4 cenaris
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# YES YES YES!!! TITS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Now this is the sort of squirrel with tits that I like
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
#





traitor

edit : tractor
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Oh oops
It wasn't me, it was him! *points*
Trouble is, I am a wimmin so apart from all the other disadvantages of my gender, it also means that I do not appreciate tits in quite the same way as a member of the other gender.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I did make a man skwirrel once
/defence
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Re: your sig
Signed up again.

But I want a better turnout than last time. I only got 1 cd and 1 blank cd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I'm out... I got shafted last time and I put a lot of effort into mine
/bitter
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# You sent one to me or did I send one to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I sent to you, it had dinosaurs on it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Maybe we should just send each other another one
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Maybe, I'll see how many I get this time, more than one would be good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# so this is what it feels like
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# when doves cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# SQUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *0beys*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# CORR!
*Faps* *Denies being a furry*

UNRELATED: Those anti-terror arrests were right outside my uni's library that Im at every monday! Does this make me a celebrity?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# It would help if you got a terminal disease
and called Max Hastings.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# phwoar ...4 boobs
2 at top
2 at bottom:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'm feeding it clicks to see what happens !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I liked this billboard maker...
Every time I see one I can't help but think:



Click for bigger (202 kb)
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# thats an omnomnomnom
waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# i was just trying out some brushes on PS and this happend
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# lully
cracking effect
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this image makes my teeth minty
and my laundy fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Yeah but does it mend my cake?
DOES IT?! I WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE MY CAKE IS BROKEN AND I NEED IT FIXED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# let's see
*unzips*

AHHH, BRISK

well, that didn't help with the cake

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I was so excited about my cake :(
It was gonna be chocolate with raspberry filling :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# raspberry?
nah man, can't do that

just ya basic cream innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# i had some tesco marble cake recently,it was minging
it so wants to acheive battenburg status,but we're not gonna let that happen are we b3tans!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# No,
Marble cake is edible.

Battenburg is the arse cake of the devil!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Protect the Battenburg!


Click for anim (484 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# not tesco marble cake,its poo
i tear the iceing off battenburg and dispose of it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Marzipan hater.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Splash crash!
Waves innit!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# following a pact with the emperor, the met calls in some reinforcements
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# woo!
done well
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Can't be any worse!!
Top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Top Shoppage there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

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