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# I always wondered how that dodgy telco got their logo to change colour
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
you've trained it well:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# toot.

more of the same, only more so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Swirly swirly mental stuff
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# A better description, in every respect.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Im still confused by it all :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Spigging immense.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# 14 foot by 8, pretty big; I'll grant you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# MECHA SPACE-DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Yes!
Err, well, I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
It reminds me of the Drax space station exploding in Moonraker.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Drax is a power station, not space station
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# But, in fairness, he did have the best Bond villain lines...
"Mr Bond, you re-appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# love that film
especially the bits with jaws in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# But all the people had jaws, otherwise they wouldnt be people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# yes
but not all of those people were richard kiel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# And how much is this wallpaper going to cost me

/hunts in pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Merely a shilling*, sir
An Austrian one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Thisone looks multidimentional
Cool :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Protruding merely a tad into the 9th dimension....
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# beeeeutiful
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# these are some very nice exploding tropical fish innards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Not enough Tetra-Fin used, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# still
pass the rice and seaweed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# This took friggin' ages.
(__, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i'm not surprised
levitation is not something you pick up in 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Nice one.
Animate her bobbing up and down and pop it on youtube, you'll have the morons out in force within minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# And you're still wearing odd tights
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Well, they were originally mine
(__, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Good stuff though! :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# niiiceee
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Nicely!
Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Lovely colours
..and shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Really? I can change a lady's leg colour in minutes
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yeah but you only do black & blue
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhh
For fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# NO! The public have a right to know!
*sells story to The Sun*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Daaaaaamn girl you floatin'
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I read that in the stlye of the Family Guy Dolphins
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# have one of these
...she didn't look any less plastic in the original pic.


Click for bigger (319 kb)


Thanks everyone! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Quite fantastic!
I wouldn't mind having a bash at that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# i had to flid-ify her a bit to keep the hands separate :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# she makes me feel better
about my own feet. size 8-9 is not exactly feminine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# this is all very good indeed
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# this is very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That really is quite special
have clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Fucking A !!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# well posh:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Jeeezus
that's nicely done.

Have an uber-clicky...
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i liked this
:)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I LOVE these
i really do
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# not everything worth doing


is worth doing well, assuming it is actually worth doing
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# heheh
for some reason I started thinking doing rhymes with boing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# you mean it doesn't?
in my research i discovered elasticated pink dinosaur tails are $15 in new zealand
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# worth it
if they're that size
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# you stole the tail from KillerKitti's hoody!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# eek!
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# pfft wonder where she got that idea from?
(see profile for details) lol :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# YES!
When I saw it I thought "That's a Skughoody"
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Christ, there must be about five members who haven't made a skugosaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Well I don't really understand why I'm a cunt.
But fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I couldn't find a better word
for 'witty exaggeration with a hint of passive aggression'

Edit: Maybe I should have added a smiley at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I'll accept that definition.
I think this is my favourite skugosaurus, just because of the facial expression.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Oh that's completely done by me, or the other thalf of me
which goes by the name MrPineapple
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# /knows Mr P in real life, disbelieves you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# ask him.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Six
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Evenin' B3tans
Has anyone got a link to a scanlines tutorial on animated gifs, I'm in optimising hell :(

Chars R
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# lemony?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Show me Le mony!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ok
Here it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# That's some expert piano playing right there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I know
This is pretty rad too
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I'm sure it is, unfortunately it will not load or fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# All I kept saying was 'Oh my God'
the entire time I was watching that. Like some vocabularily challenged chav at a blazin' squad concert.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Pretty rad huh?
I'll stick it on links
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah, see also: FLAMING BICYLE STUNT ENDS PREDICTABLY
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# FAKE!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# John Legend's got nothing on this dog!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :D Who needs the real thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Make a 1x2 image
Top pixel black, bottom transparent.

Edit, Define pattern. Make a new layer on your animation. Edit, Fill Pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Ah, I see...
Fank U :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Make the whole image smaller (say half the width)
Then use html code to display it twice size

see here for details
www.b3ta.com/board/6654622
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Ooooh
that's cool, cheers for the info.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Try ...
www.moesrealm.com/photoshop/scanline.html

I just did it recently for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# RAWR! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# how do you know his name is rod?
i know that dinosaur, his name is bernard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# tick
it's amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# In an ideal world...
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# it's everywhere I<s>'d like to be</s>
want to be.
but then it's not visa either, so I will shut up now.

wink wink nudge nudge

WOO!, however.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# And it's easy to spread your repayments
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# :D
*buys chips with*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# But now what are you going to put on your chips?
Light Mayonnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# HAHAHA! SPANG supreme
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# double:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh Dear!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# You'll need a S.W.A.T. team to catch 'em first
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# oh for fuck sake im going to fucking bed
*uberfantastalistic spanging team force!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# darth pope
teehee silly pope
(mr miagi, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Holy shit, the football.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I haven't laughed that hard at football ever
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Christ, what a shambles.
That's the title gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# hahahaha!


marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Slapping a cock on a snagged image isn't funny
;)
(AMadDayYes, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Yep.
It proper is.

And anyone that says otherwise will feel my wrath*.



*wrath is not a metaphor for cock.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *it's not?
**crosses legs to hide massive wrath**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Haha! Scary. D:
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It was most unfortunate of them
to elect the most evil looking man in the world as pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# GJM
Quite a little army you're building. Or, drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# with these pictures you are spoiling us ambassador
or something...
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Shit, the police have got nasty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Anyone seen Maiden about?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# they'll save us
won't they?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I like the one on the right
but I don't think he likes me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# He's Mr H Lector
He wants to invite you to tea sometime
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# From left to right.
Colander man, Ian Duncan Smith, Abu Hamzah
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :D
nice gang!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My Vision of How Politics Should Be....
First attempt at challenge...


(Spanners80 is keeping the voices in her head company, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I've always said Obama would look better without a chin.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha......or a head:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Clearly fake
Sarah Palin isn't holding a gun.

Who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# to be fair
her hands have been cropped out

i bet she;s actually strangling a goose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# "Qvaack! Choke me! Qvaack!"
No, I reckon that she views no death as valid unless it was delivered through a scope.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# top right: rob?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Rob indeed
Not really fair to let them play with guns...
(Spanners80 is keeping the voices in her head company, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it says G
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Cher, top left?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# the guy in the middle with red hair
has a nice package
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's all socks.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *peers through lorgnette*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# haha
gordon brown has 2 tone skin
(JoePesky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# celebration indeed
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Woah! Nice :D
I see a 3 eyed face at the bottom :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Top stuff Sir,
and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# oooh shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Ooh, sparkly.
And no boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Great Job Micto... wait wrong person
Nice Hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# No tits
No arse
What have you done to Mictoboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# haha
there's a naked lady in the lobby
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha OK
Then I shall give this a woo.
Edit: The art deco look gmtfh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Eye pleasing . . . two tickets please !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Beautiful.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# That's lovely mate.
You've posted some gorgeous stuff lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# :D GLEE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Absolutely fantastic!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# *celebrates*
lovely night-time essence
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# brill!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# you talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# This has tickled my fancy.......
And filled my glee box...!!!
Decotasticly lovely.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# That's rather fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Wacaday


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I sense a theme....



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# "Mr Mallett, Mr Mallett...this kid's a twat"

i still hold a grudge pinky punky and i will fuck you up if i see you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# oh dear..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha ha i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Haha, God, yeah, I never realised how funny it is that millions of people are born with AIDS.
Rofl.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# yes
and cancer is really funny too... lol!1l1!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# you have clearly mastered text on a picture
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# A tip!
I've been on b3ta a while now, so I thought I'd share this advice.

Rather than bother going into photoshop or whatever to add the white bit of text, just post the image directly, and type the text in the "message" box. This will save time!

In fact, since you're not actually changing anything it'd be easier just to hotlink the picture, rather than download and upload it.

Hmm, problem with that is that it's no longer your work if you do that. A good solution I guess would be to instead of posting on b3ta, go and post on some other random forums in the funny picture thread. Either that or wait for some inane caption competition to appear somewhere and participate in that instead.

Hope that helps, and keep up the art!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# sorry didnt realise the nazi's where comming
mmm wondering ..looking over the board.. if i make the text bigger and and white with a black outline.. That seems acceptable. does it not? then I can take pictures of cats and stick text on them? Promise i will take only the finest work of my own photoshop it.. and post it.. dib dib dib..
(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Dianarossaurus rex
proof she was a predator-not a scavenger:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Supreme!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# heh heh.........well...one of 'em
..keep yer eyes peeled for the other two!!!..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiife if you can . . . little fella !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# she likes a bit o'meerkat now and then:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# this is supreme!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Gotta be faster Bloopy boy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# ha ha ha tina turner has little arms
(that is tina turner isn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# clue
in the title
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Rex Turner?
oh lol missed that Diana Rex... who's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Diana Ross of the 'Supremes'
A Motown band (4 girl singers) who were mostly popular in the early to mid 1970s

Would you like to know more?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Jonathan ross's sister?
(i remember her i think)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# run little guy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# good job it's not martha and the vandellas...
...he'd have NOWHERE TO RUN:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# he'll still struggle
the highest mountains, lowest valleys and the widest rivers cannot keep the Dianarossaurus rex from getting to its prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# All he has to do it reach out and touch
somebody's hand.
And into the bargain, make this world a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Oh yes
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# \o/
yaaays
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# thumbs up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# The body Shop Advert


Click for bigger (285 kb)
(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# looks like they allready have aids
.
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# If only venture bros was real


for those that have never seen, for that is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venture_bros
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# in one episode
there is a joy cannon and brock samson desire is filled by fighting ^
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I like dinosaurs, therefore awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Oh nothing,
BUT THE GREATEST ANIMATED SPECTACLE YOU'LL EVER WITNESS!
(Vikingheadache, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# stop the internet we have a winner
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# haha. I love that.
The Monarch is the shittiest arch-villain ever.
Also "the guild of calamitous intent" is an ace name for an evil gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Go TEAM VENTURE !
Holds his hand up making a v sign
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i have no idea what this is
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# That IS my idea of fun
although it needs some oily dwarfs and wheelbarrows full of various drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] And he never flew again....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Top shop!
Simple, effective and contains a childhood icon for many bursting into flames.......... all the hallmarks of fine art.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hehehe



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# aaaahhhhhhahahaha
thats brightened up my day no end
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# JIMMMMMMM-BO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# arf!
why couldn't i have seen that sodding plane explode when i was a kid?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Night b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I did this this morning...
only different.



(Click for original). Inspired by this.
(RockCakeKing nomnomnom, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# This count as a bandwagon yet?
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I can't stop singing this
www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# That is fucking ace


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I know!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Like totally!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Oh snap, epic Pwnage
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# This made me lol too
www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# And this
www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Deffo lolriffic!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# oh yes! haha
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I might stick it on links
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Actually m3essential already did :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# PWNED!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# it was in the newsletter lastweek
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I dont pay attention to that, but I saw it a few weeks ago first
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I've been there.
Oslo innit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I've been playing that new game


Professor Layton and the Curious Orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Curious Orange FTW!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha :)
I do find it slightly worrying that game, a man going about with a young boy and then they pick up a young girl
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yes
Chinatown Wars is far less disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# In fact, the whole game is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# and
a very expensive way of selling a £5 puzzle book
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Hello Mr Rich Hello Mr Stew, I'm the curious orange!
HURRAH!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I can't even remember who made the original now.
It was just a smiling sun to begin with, then everyone just added stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I might have been there
seen this one before anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry


Click for bigger (82 kb)



...



Sorry
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Pfft, you nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Arf!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# jesus shitting christ on a fucking stolen bike!
a groan/woo escaped my lips so have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# This never oc-curd to me!
I'd look a lil easier on the eye of you used stroke, in blending options, in white on teh text.
Otherwise much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I still never got round to learning a proper image manipulation program
This was done in MS Paint
Any recommendations on something simple to learn use? (And also, god forgive me, how to do TOAP better?)

Also, ta muchly for the woo.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Do a black text and put a coloured text on top of it
even that clumsy fake shadowing makes it more readable.

And the GIMP is free but I don't know how easy it is to use, it always annoys me that it works slightly differently from Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I've tried GIMP
but couldn't work it out, I'm sure there're tutorials somewhere, but I couldn't find them.

Thanks for the tip, stuff with white edges does look jagged.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
#

photo plus www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/PhotoPlus/default.asp

gimp www.gimp.org/

Paint.net www.getpaint.net/index.html

Pixia park18.wakwak.com/~pixia/

Project Dogwaffle thebest3d.com/dogwaffle/free/

Inkscape www.inkscape.org/download/?lang=en
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# try these
www.gimptalk.com/forum/forum/GIMP-Tutorials-and-Tips-8-1.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Thanks both ^^
Will have a butchers
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# REally easy.
If you right click in the layer of the text you'll get a menu. Select Blending options and you get lots of lully toys to play with!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I couldn't read it
even the cfb required concentration and focus which I am currently unwilling to muster
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha excellent!
and I'm going to whore out my one if you don't mind, because its not every day you get a bill and ted thread! :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# HaHa
I like that muchly
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

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