(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56,
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Well what are you waiting for?
Go get some sweetcorn, man.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56,
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ok, describe to me in terms i can understand, how to transform myself
from sitting at home sipping martinis eating rice crackers and wondering what I'm going to tell my supervisor on monday, while worrying about calculating some odd sums, to motoring on down the dirt highway, preferably, although not necessarily, with a woman. I restrict attention to only the alive human domain.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:03,
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OK, what you need to do is scrub up, chuck on some half-decent clothes and go down your local bar
preferably later in the evening, when ladies have partaken of alcoholic beverages. Don't look desperate. Don't forget your sweetcorn.
Of course the easiest way you will get any guaranteed action of any description is to go to a gay sleeze bar and tell them you are straight, and curious. Flies round poo, my friend. Of course you'll only get an expert blowjob. He might have tits if you are lucky.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07,
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that sounds like they simply wish to exploit me
and won't really care about my feelings at all
*sobs*
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:13,
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Yep, that's right.
You got the horn yet?
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:15,
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no not really.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:19,
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I think I see the problem.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:22,
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what? that I battered my sav too hard earlier?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:27,
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The original was just a random GIF I found that was exactly as you see it here sans little yellow smiley man, and I asked these exact questions before deciding to add in whatever he thought he was looking at in the first place!
(MrMcGroinSharp as a Marble,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:01,
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quality pic
finish him!
(Clawhand LukeOld bear! He likes the honey!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14,
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Saturday morning staring competition anyone?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:44,
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Lully doggy!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:51,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:11,
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fuuuuuuuck
O_O
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:49,
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He blinked, I win
\o/ I fucking rock
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46,
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I made an arts for my Dad's birthday.
Makes a change from birds, I 'spose.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:55,
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She's a beautiful bird :)
Jealous of your talent, good sir.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56,
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Ta!
Although I just realised I missed the R/T ariel. That's what you get for staying up til 3 am drawing...
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57,
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Say it's been shot off by an enemy plane. Makes it more realistic :)
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04,
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That is ace :D
ignore that, I've just put my glasses on
A late Spitfire with a bubble canopy
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56,
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Ninja... ;)
Mk XVI, in the colours of 41 Squadron's air racing Mk F. 21. They've repainted it now. :(
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00,
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It was the bubble canopy that got me mixed up and tells you how bad my eyes are :)
I like the Seafire better, with is twin propeller
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04,
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I might get into draing aircraft as well, y'know.
This was a bit quicker than a fair few of the birds I've drawn.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07,
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If you do, do one of a Mosquito
They are great and hugely overlooked
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14,
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One of the most fantastic aircraft ever made.
Carried nearly as much payload as a B17 for only a crew of two and when it had dropped it, it was the fastest aircraft going till the jets turned up. I might get around to doing a few sketches of the V-bombers as well. Maybe a TSR 2.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:25,
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Not bad for a plane build by furnitmakers out of ply :D
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:27,
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I've re-read this a couple of time, is has oat meal in the ingredents list but not in method
I painted a shirt for my Dad's birthday, with a P51 Mustang on it. He has worn it every Sunday to the Aero club since then. Can't find a photo of it, tho.
Dads and planes - a match made in the heavens.... ;)
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:59,
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ooh that's well done
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01,
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Top draw!
Woo.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:09,
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yeah not bad, but you missed the arial :)
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14,
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wonderful work, really really nice :)
Slight TJ: For anyone else who has seen the new Trek movie. Is it just me, or is the biggest bugbear about the film that Chekov sounds like Alexander the Meerkat? Simples!
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22,
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*squelchy sound*
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:23,
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Dirty Boy!
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:28,
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I must go and see it now.
/Wasn't bothered before
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:43,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:52,
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Hahaha. Woo.
I did have to reread it as I did wonder why he would be more intimidating with his postie.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:52,
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Because then he could wear a mail shirt?
(Tribs๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09,
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*spangs*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 11:13,
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Fo' Sho'
Woo!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54,
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Ha!
I spent last weekend doing reenactment. There's something very satisfying about shooting arrows at people. There's also something relaxing about admitting you're a nerd and when people look at you funny for dressing up in late Roman gear, you think 'And? You've paid to come and see me...'
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56,
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GAH! *bashes head against the wall* Is it wrong to want to kill someone? I've got two girls staying, they knock on my door at 7am asking what time breakfast is (a door, I'd like to add, that has a sign on it telling them what time breakfast it). Then knock on my door at 9:02 asking when breakfast is, to which I tell them I'll be open in two minutes and then knock again two minutes later to ask if breakfast is ready yet. I've also worked in this industry too long to know when someone is taking the piss to my face in another language. The little fucktards then request that a walk the ten feet to the fridge where they already know the milk is for me to get it for them. They were closer to it than I was and I'd have to pass them to get there. GAH!
Todays TJ was brought to you by the letter J and T.
Oh and ningles.
/END riverghost morning rant.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:30,
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'Ning!
When's breakfast?
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:31,
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When's breakfast?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37,
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Is breakfast ready yet?
*pre-emptive ducking ahead of the flying pan*
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:34,
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IT is.
I have just rammed it up NinjaBadger's anus. You can retrieve it from there.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37,
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ooooh *intimate* breakfast. I like it :D
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:40,
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I'm not sure if I do or not.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42,
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Oh and those were originally rice crispies
not coco pops.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43,
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So,
When is breakfast?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:34,
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It's being served buffet-style from my anus.
With a side of coleslaw and a sprig of parsley.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:39,
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They just returned iforming me that they were going to be checking out before the office opened on Monday and she'd like me to make her a packed breakfast.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:49,
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You know Ghosty, as there doesn't seem to be a day
when you aren't moaning about some guest or another, I think you may be in the wrong industry ;)
"The stable? Nooo you can't sleep there! You'll have to pay for the room and don't ask me what time breakfast is. No visitors, not even if they're bleedin' angels, m'kay?"
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16,
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Well it would be a bit awkward
Having to house the mother of my illigitimate son and her hubby!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:23,
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So you're saying that they won't open it until after they have left? Possibly for another country..
Perhaps there could be some ...surprises in there as well as breakfast.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54,
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Just pour loads of cereal into a tupperware box
without the milk. And a teabag.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57,
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Yeah have a teabag in your cereal?
I said no. There is a reason. If I do it for one person others overhear and want the same and before you know it you're making 10 to 20 pack breakfast every evening.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02,
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Well yeah I totally agree!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:08,
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WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANT-FOOT SANDWICHES!?
/autocomplete
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 9 May 2009, 8:59,
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ning!
^ What is that phot about?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:24,
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I don't want to know
but it's probably illegal
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:35,
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Real Fwap Saturday?
Fwap Photo
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37,
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Well...
Least she didn't return saying the closest they had to hardcore hardware was furniture porn. Guess she could have brought back pushpins and a piece of cork...
(AimlessMesswants to be an archeological conundrum someday.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 6:11,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 May 2009, 6:14,
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Oh my!
(AimlessMesswants to be an archeological conundrum someday.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 6:15,
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The sequel, while interesting, was not a huge success.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 May 2009, 6:19,
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Which will turn out to be, no doubt, a real estate developer trying to frighten the locals away. Ruined in the end by those pesky kids who discover the plot. After nude scenes and a few casualties-- as it is a film not a kid's cartoon. Am I right?
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 May 2009, 7:16,
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You vill' notez how zee zubject never changez exprezzion...
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04,
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That's fricking amazing!
Can you do that with any image? I'm not asking you, Arnold! EDIT: You can run the frames through my filter, right? And animate that, right? That would be fricking weird as a gif, right?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YquiwQqcBkc
I'm having trouble sleeping so I've started making a list of things I'd change about the new wolverine film because it was rubbish
Wolverine isn't mean enough in it. He should be mean like in the comics I read as a kid.
Instead of killing bad guy he should park over 2 disabled spots then visit the bottle bank and deposit bottles into the wrong colour recycling holes. Then he should shred up some really grizzly porn with his claws and leave them on public footpaths.
He should also drink tennents super and shit in the woods.
I wouldn't have used adamantium to strenghten his skeleton I'd have used nickkershawium which is slightly weeker so makes him more vulnerable
He doesn't look much like a wolf either. Here is my picture of what he would look like.
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:30,
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Here is my concept art of the bad guy
His name is blingo dukes, he is more evil than wolverine and makes wolverine turn good by showing him the folly of his ways.
The next time we see Blingo Bukes he is in his shed planning to cause a big catastrophe by repainting everyone's wheely bins the wrong colours. He is planning to hold the country at ransom by not revealing which bin is the recycle bin unless the government pay him 1 million pounds.
When we first see Blingo Dukes he is in the children's play area in the woods. He is playing on the swings which is not allowed as he is in his late 30's.
Wolverine is sqautting by a big conifer, he's taking a shit when he spots Blingo dukes and a massive fight takes place using really advanced CGI techniques. There are lots of explosions and millions of people die. But Blingo escapes into a nearby shopping centre.
Big Bad Wolf Dude follows him but he has to run back into the woods because he's been living on peperami's (the really hot ones) and he's drunk 10 cans of tennents super because he's hard.
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:34,
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Later we cut to a sleazy bar
big bad wolf thing is sat there with a hip flask full of a super snakebite which he made by mixing a bottle of apple schnapps and 3 cans of tennants super.
He asks the barman for another absynth. The barman turns to him and says "you won't find the answers down at the bottom of a bottle of absynth, you need to pick your life back on track"
"But barman, woof woof bark woof woof, I've just killed a million people while trying to protect those swings and I've been gifted with all these powers but I find the burden of this power too much" said the wolf type guy
"Have no fear mr wolfman for I am no ordinary barman" says the not ordinary barman guy. "follow me"
He then takes this wolf guy down the stairs to his secret underground basement. "Meet my friends they are all as gifted as you"
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:39,
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is there a love interest
i want to hear about the love scene
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:54,
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Yeah but it's a gay love scene as wolfman dude likes the bum
I'm just getting to that bit
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:03,
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Here are the other heros
This is Tooth Guy says the barman. and this is superpooper. He has IBS and shits 8 times a day
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:02,
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The big bad wolf dude is unimpressed
"Hey superpooper I bet you can't eat as many of those really hot peperamis as I can" Says the wolf type guy.
"Well of course not, they play hell with my piles, but big tooth guy can eat 30 of them" Says superpooper on his way to the lav.
Big Bad wolf dude and tooth guy's eyes meet with a lust unknown in super hero history.
"Gee That's mighty impressive tooth dude" says the big bad wolf dude "that's 2 more than I can handle"
"Tooth man chomp" says toothman and they kiss long and passionately, even with his strange 3 foot tooth, tooth guy is an incredible kisser. And they go at it like a pair of ferrets in a trouser leg
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:10,
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After 3 hours of dry humping our heros go for the final battle with Blingo Dukes
Blingo is on the swings and Big bad wolf dude pounces on him holding him firmly on the ground. superpooper then shits on his face, and big tooth guy starts wanking all over the really big shit.
Blingo suphocates and victory is assured. Our new team of super heros then walk off into the sunset holding hands because they are all gay.
(mrbongosweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:18,
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There's always room for a little bit of arson.
Plus, if the barman is one of those jerks who knows every fact on earth, he should be placed on a spike while everyone has martinis around him as he dies.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:39,
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on every page of my sketchbook I have hidden a little mouse who says ' mouse '. It's like a game you can play if you saw the whole book (that's just a bit of a page)
makes no sense in this pic lol! I like mouse though