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# flyings
All the hard work done by Steerable_forehead and Colonel Boris really


Flash version here
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# oooh that's rather nice


Sized up, because I can
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# mine's bigger than yours
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I don't doubt it!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# You just said you have a small one, in that post down there V
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Well, perhaps I have a micropenis
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# they're so cute!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I doubt it :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# no, there i said my penis was not long enough to go up my arse.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Thats not my problem, is it
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah but
Mine tracks the plane now

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that is ace :)
nice work
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# boing :)
nice
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# lovely mashing there
woo!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
Although Spitfires don't always have a great record against alien forces:



(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# looks quite deserty in b&w
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# need more cdc

I do like that whizzy plane thingy =)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Aye
and so you should bonny lad.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# nice anim
:D..flash version is supoib
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :-P
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
nice one :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *likes so much he buys the company*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# it like a cow tonuge
anyone seen this, it looks bizarrely good :)

www.lovefilm.com/film/Save-The-Green-Planet/33282/
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I have :D
it is very good :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I knew you would have, I've put it on my list
It looks fucking mad :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# that it is
i's the sudden change in tempos that fucks you up :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha,Yes!
Its completely insane.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Good, I am going to bump it up to the top of my list :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hours late as usual, but from 1 minute into that trailer:


HE'S GOT MADDIE!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# heh
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That's so wrong it's almost right again.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Too many pictures of birds.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Worse book ever!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# So you've not read Ulysses then?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# how can any thing be worse then Moby Dick?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# it could be moby dick covered in poo.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# sweetcorn under your foreskin or up your japs eye
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# the pleasures of which i can only dream of.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *points*
ha-ha, roundhead
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# decreases the pleasure
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not cut and I'm not long enough to get it up my own arse.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# stick it up someone elses arse
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Well what are you waiting for?
Go get some sweetcorn, man.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ok, describe to me in terms i can understand, how to transform myself
from sitting at home sipping martinis eating rice crackers and wondering what I'm going to tell my supervisor on monday, while worrying about calculating some odd sums, to motoring on down the dirt highway, preferably, although not necessarily, with a woman. I restrict attention to only the alive human domain.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# OK, what you need to do is scrub up, chuck on some half-decent clothes and go down your local bar
preferably later in the evening, when ladies have partaken of alcoholic beverages. Don't look desperate. Don't forget your sweetcorn.

Of course the easiest way you will get any guaranteed action of any description is to go to a gay sleeze bar and tell them you are straight, and curious. Flies round poo, my friend. Of course you'll only get an expert blowjob. He might have tits if you are lucky.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that sounds like they simply wish to exploit me
and won't really care about my feelings at all

*sobs*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yep, that's right.
You got the horn yet?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# no not really.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I think I see the problem.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# what? that I battered my sav too hard earlier?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The bird is the word
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# yes!!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hehehe
I have real Calzone, the Italian market is in town :)

I also saw a guy nearly get run over
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Are the 2 facts related?
Mmm longpig calzone.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# How would they be related?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I dunno really...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# not knowing is the best sort of knowing
this am woo :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
awesome
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# What the hell is going on here?
Why is he doing that? I'm confused. I think I've watched it about 100 times though
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# WiL replies:
I don't know.
I don't know.
Me too.
Good.

The original was just a random GIF I found that was exactly as you see it here sans little yellow smiley man, and I asked these exact questions before deciding to add in whatever he thought he was looking at in the first place!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# delightful :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Nobody likes sport..
..I know this. But I still want to play.

Photobucket
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# quality pic
finish him!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Saturday morning staring competition anyone?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Lully doggy!


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck
O_O
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# He blinked, I win
\o/ I fucking rock
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I made an arts for my Dad's birthday.
Makes a change from birds, I 'spose.

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# She's a beautiful bird :)
Jealous of your talent, good sir.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ta!
Although I just realised I missed the R/T ariel.
That's what you get for staying up til 3 am drawing...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Say it's been shot off by an enemy plane. Makes it more realistic :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# That is ace :D
ignore that, I've just put my glasses on

A late Spitfire with a bubble canopy
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ninja... ;)
Mk XVI, in the colours of 41 Squadron's air racing Mk F. 21.
They've repainted it now. :(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# It was the bubble canopy that got me mixed up and tells you how bad my eyes are :)
I like the Seafire better, with is twin propeller
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I might get into draing aircraft as well, y'know.
This was a bit quicker than a fair few of the birds I've drawn.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# If you do, do one of a Mosquito
They are great and hugely overlooked
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# One of the most fantastic aircraft ever made.
Carried nearly as much payload as a B17 for only a crew of two and when it had dropped it, it was the fastest aircraft going till the jets turned up.
I might get around to doing a few sketches of the V-bombers as well. Maybe a TSR 2.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Not bad for a plane build by furnitmakers out of ply :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I've re-read this a couple of time, is has oat meal in the ingredents list but not in method
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I'm guessing you put it in with the other dry ingredients.
The flour and stuff.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Then why didn't they put that, silly BBC
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# They've done that on a couple of recipes I've tried to follow on there too.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Yep, this isn't the first one that I have found like that
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# you are right. but i don't think parkin has oatmeal in anyway...
edit: oh well, the /second/ google hit has one in:

www.inkamera.ukgo.com/chrisyy/10pr-0.htm
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I know, I thought it was a sponge cake kind of thing, god my head needs to wake up
mindpiss :)

just googled it and it does have oat meal in it
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It probably does if you are from small village A, not small village B
I've only had Sheffield parkin, and it did not have oatmeal in, but who'se to say, eh?

Make 'Earl Otterby' parkin, with - I dunno - chillies in!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Put in a tin of spam
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I will do later on :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Yes, but can it lay an eggs?

wonderful work
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *runs around with arms stretched out*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *bomb sounds*

Woo pic sir!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Magnificent!
I painted a shirt for my Dad's birthday, with a P51 Mustang on it. He has worn it every Sunday to the Aero club since then. Can't find a photo of it, tho.

Dads and planes - a match made in the heavens.... ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ooh that's well done
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Top draw!
Woo.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yeah not bad, but you missed the arial :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# wonderful work, really really nice :)


Slight TJ: For anyone else who has seen the new Trek movie. Is it just
me, or is the biggest bugbear about the film that Chekov sounds like
Alexander the Meerkat? Simples!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *squelchy sound*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Dirty Boy!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I must go and see it now.
/Wasn't bothered before
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# nice -is that in you anim?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Power in Numbers
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ^ I'd give it "1"
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha. Woo.
I did have to reread it as I did wonder why he would be more intimidating with his postie.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Because then he could wear a mail shirt?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Fo' Sho'
Woo!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ha!
I spent last weekend doing reenactment. There's something very satisfying about shooting arrows at people.
There's also something relaxing about admitting you're a nerd and when people look at you funny for dressing up in late Roman gear, you think 'And? You've paid to come and see me...'
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You might like this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4

Make sure you watch the second half
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# That has comepletely made my morning.
Awesome!, Truly f***ing awesome!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Here's a rather shaky video of one of the shows we did this weekend.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Heh, they do the same kind of things over here at the Archeon
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# that was well cool
I like the beer spurting out of the spear-hole in his chest at the end
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop it spock...stop it right now!!

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# £5 a month will help save a red top
#your+mother+is+cheese
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# fuck 'em
the more the merrier that's what i say
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Pfft that has a surprising amount of results
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# and two very long ones
how do sir
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Well, as mothers and cheese go, there's a lot to tell
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
#
#clansoul
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Heheh

/edit: OMG check out your stats quote.

PS You posting whore.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I know, I don't know how I am doing it
I think I must be getting close to some kind of record for staying at the top of the stats page
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Chortle!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# nasty man
*sends a twitter*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Cool!
That means I am pretty much safe as I only own one red top.

That is of course assuming that burgundy doesn't count?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# who knows?
God might run out of scarlet reds one day and come-a-hunting
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# or a housewife?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Nobby Nobby Boy


Will it ever reach Mars?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# oooh!
Looks like a twister. Yum.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# IT'S A TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!

* Shouted in the style of that bloke on Airplane.

EDIT: Found it, i is the last one in this series (they are all funny)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# How about Mr Rogers!
I love that film so much :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHH!
GAH!
*bashes head against the wall*
Is it wrong to want to kill someone? I've got two girls staying, they knock on my door at 7am asking what time breakfast is (a door, I'd like to add, that has a sign on it telling them what time breakfast it).
Then knock on my door at 9:02 asking when breakfast is, to which I tell them I'll be open in two minutes and then knock again two minutes later to ask if breakfast is ready yet.
I've also worked in this industry too long to know when someone is taking the piss to my face in another language.
The little fucktards then request that a walk the ten feet to the fridge where they already know the milk is for me to get it for them. They were closer to it than I was and I'd have to pass them to get there.
GAH!

Todays TJ was brought to you by the letter J and T.


Oh and ningles.

/END riverghost morning rant.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# 'Ning!
When's breakfast?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# When's breakfast?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Is breakfast ready yet?
*pre-emptive ducking ahead of the flying pan*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# IT is.
I have just rammed it up NinjaBadger's anus. You can retrieve it from there.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ooooh *intimate* breakfast. I like it :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not sure if I do or not.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh and those were originally rice crispies
not coco pops.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# So,

When is breakfast?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's being served buffet-style from my anus.
With a side of coleslaw and a sprig of parsley.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# When's Lunch?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Lunchtime obviously.
They just returned iforming me that they were going to be checking out before the office opened on Monday and she'd like me to make her a packed breakfast.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You know Ghosty, as there doesn't seem to be a day
when you aren't moaning about some guest or another, I think you may be in the wrong industry ;)

Mummy what is a sex pistol?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Naaa. I just like my morning rant
and human being are stupid. I did inform her that she had either mistaken this place for a hotel of me for her mother.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# That's what you get for taking that 'carpenter' sign off your building
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I fear for how different the bible would have been if Ghosty
was the one who ran the hostels in Bethlehem!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# "The stable? Nooo you can't sleep there! You'll have to pay for the room and don't ask me what time breakfast is. No visitors, not even if they're bleedin' angels, m'kay?"
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Well it would be a bit awkward
Having to house the mother of my illigitimate son and her hubby!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# So you're saying that they won't open it until after they have left? Possibly for another country..
Perhaps there could be some ...surprises in there as well as breakfast.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Just pour loads of cereal into a tupperware box
without the milk. And a teabag.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah have a teabag in your cereal?
I said no. There is a reason. If I do it for one person others overhear and want the same and before you know it you're making 10 to 20 pack breakfast every evening.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Well yeah I totally agree!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANT-FOOT SANDWICHES!?
/autocomplete
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I'm hungry,
make me breakfast.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Is breakfast ready yet?
Get the milk while you're up.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# You don't wanna know where that is coming from.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# NO MAN MILK
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Sainsburys?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I can haz
breakfast now?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No, but that's okay

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Oh Hi Johnny Beetle :D
Ning all!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
#
#condoms
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# lols
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# aww how cute
and what a great idea for a safe sex campaign :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# just deleted that from my ps3 because it's pish
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Dyslexic girlfriends are rubbish
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:58, archived)
# what is the ratio on this
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:01, archived)
# 5/13
as usual
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:19, archived)
# 355/113
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
# Oh my!

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:33, archived)
# mmmmm cat flaps.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:02, archived)
# What has happened to teh board today?

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# define 'happened'
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ning!

^ What is that phot about?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I don't want to know

but it's probably illegal
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Real Fwap Saturday?

Fwap Photo
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Well...
Least she didn't return saying the closest they had to hardcore hardware was furniture porn.
Guess she could have brought back pushpins and a piece of cork...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
# The sequel, while interesting, was not a huge success.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I don't berieve you.
Na Dร˜D
Seen Dร˜D SNร˜?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=whneBWRJWPE
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Nø.
Looks like zombie nazis on ice.

Which will turn out to be, no doubt, a real estate developer
trying to frighten the locals away. Ruined in the end by those
pesky kids who discover the plot. After nude scenes and a few
casualties-- as it is a film not a kid's cartoon. Am I right?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# You're scaring me, man...
*backs away from table*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# chairtube has some great streaming videos
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Could have been do bee dee dee wah worse.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:16, archived)
# What have we all got planned for today?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Helping the Chutney wife with wedding flowers
and doing invoicing, and possibly drinking some tea
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Ham bongos
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# The one fetish I hope never to understand...
:p
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Scooby doop a doop a doo dah dah...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ahhh, paw-nography
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# HI THERE I HAVE BRAIN
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:46, archived)
# LIES!
THAT IS A PILE OF MINCED RAW PORK!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I've had it with these snakes on that dude!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:20, archived)
# oh hai, i am like austrian not like german a lot of people like confuse them
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# totalrecool
thats a japanese person saying totally cool. but also a pun on total recall.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I can has brain nao y/n?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# N
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Now ve vill attach zee electrodez....
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:01, archived)
# You vill' notez how zee zubject never changez exprezzion...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# That's fricking amazing!
Can you do that with any image? I'm not asking you, Arnold!
EDIT: You can run the frames through my filter, right? And animate that, right? That would be fricking weird as a gif, right?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YquiwQqcBkc

EDIT 2: I like this! FP this people.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Working on it or towards that, yes.
Just morphing with attention to detail. Suggest
something or some one for me to try if you like.

edit:
I can run it and it should be able to. Only the
render time on my machine is very painful.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:21, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:36, archived)
# special in a good way
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# nice filter
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:40, archived)
# Thanks, and don't forget the butts.
Oops.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:25, archived)
# WONDERFUL PORTRAIT PHOTOS
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# HARRY BOBIES
IT IS MUCH TOO HAIRY THIS BOBIES LIKE A MANCHEST
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# HI GUYS
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# *__*...
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# #$%%%#!!
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# ha ha...what's up Mr. Blackhat?...
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# Working on a new comic, writing a small app, eating soup, playing Pokémon on an emulator and replying.
Usual shit. [/;-D And you?
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# the usual...
...stop by b3ta... drinking Guinness and Scotch... smoking weed... digging the arts!... :)
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# arrrgh where to go?
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# ha ha...
...just down!
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# That hurts my eyes
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# Didier cancels his flights
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# haha
guus looks like he's doing the robot dance !
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#
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# I'm having trouble sleeping so I've started making a list of things I'd change about the new wolverine film because it was rubbish

Wolverine isn't mean enough in it. He should be mean like in the comics I read as a kid.

Instead of killing bad guy he should park over 2 disabled spots then visit the bottle bank and deposit bottles into the wrong colour recycling holes. Then he should shred up some really grizzly porn with his claws and leave them on public footpaths.

He should also drink tennents super and shit in the woods.

I wouldn't have used adamantium to strenghten his skeleton
I'd have used nickkershawium which is slightly weeker so makes him more vulnerable

He doesn't look much like a wolf either. Here is my picture of what he would look like.


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# Here is my concept art of the bad guy


His name is blingo dukes, he is more evil than wolverine and makes wolverine turn good by showing him the folly of his ways.

The next time we see Blingo Bukes he is in his shed planning to cause a big catastrophe by repainting everyone's wheely bins the wrong colours. He is planning to hold the country at ransom by not revealing which bin is the recycle bin unless the government pay him 1 million pounds.

When we first see Blingo Dukes he is in the children's play area in the woods. He is playing on the swings which is not allowed as he is in his late 30's.

Wolverine is sqautting by a big conifer, he's taking a shit when he spots Blingo dukes and a massive fight takes place using really advanced CGI techniques. There are lots of explosions and millions of people die. But Blingo escapes into a nearby shopping centre.

Big Bad Wolf Dude follows him
but he has to run back into the woods because he's been living on peperami's (the really hot ones) and he's drunk 10 cans of tennents super because he's hard.
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# Later we cut to a sleazy bar
big bad wolf thing is sat there with a hip flask full of a super snakebite which he made by mixing a bottle of apple schnapps and 3 cans of tennants super.

He asks the barman for another absynth. The barman turns to him and says "you won't find the answers down at the bottom of a bottle of absynth, you need to pick your life back on track"

"But barman, woof woof bark woof woof, I've just killed a million people while trying to protect those swings and I've been gifted with all these powers but I find the burden of this power too much" said the wolf type guy

"Have no fear mr wolfman for I am no ordinary barman" says the not ordinary barman guy. "follow me"

He then takes this wolf guy down the stairs to his secret underground basement. "Meet my friends they are all as gifted as you"
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# is there a love interest
i want to hear about the love scene
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# Yeah but it's a gay love scene as wolfman dude likes the bum
I'm just getting to that bit
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# Here are the other heros

This is Tooth Guy says the barman.

and this is superpooper. He has IBS and shits 8 times a day
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# The big bad wolf dude is unimpressed
"Hey superpooper I bet you can't eat as many of those really hot peperamis as I can" Says the wolf type guy.

"Well of course not, they play hell with my piles, but big tooth guy can eat 30 of them" Says superpooper on his way to the lav.

Big Bad wolf dude and tooth guy's eyes meet with a lust unknown in super hero history.

"Gee That's mighty impressive tooth dude" says the big bad wolf dude "that's 2 more than I can handle"

"Tooth man chomp" says toothman and they kiss long and passionately, even with his strange 3 foot tooth, tooth guy is an incredible kisser. And they go at it like a pair of ferrets in a trouser leg
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# After 3 hours of dry humping our heros go for the final battle with Blingo Dukes
Blingo is on the swings and Big bad wolf dude pounces on him holding him firmly on the ground. superpooper then shits on his face, and big tooth guy starts wanking all over the really big shit.

Blingo suphocates and victory is assured. Our new team of super heros then walk off into the sunset holding hands because they are all gay.
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# There's always room for a little bit of arson.
Plus, if the barman is one of those jerks who knows every fact on earth, he should be placed on a spike while everyone has martinis around him as he dies.
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# this is beautiful
really beautiful :D
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# They didn't use adamantium, they used nausium.
Which is processed from wolf nose goblins. Hence his name.
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# content:
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# u_u
i love that free candy
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# Candy is good. If I used a white desktop I'd replace my icons.
AAA
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# these paintings are GREAT!...
...i should follow you!
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# i like candy
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# I HEART GREEN DUDE
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# from an old sketchbook....

: D
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# I got a stupid to run!
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# yes
me too

you sound like Gump! : D
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# is that a mouse saying "mouse"?
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# yes
on every page of my sketchbook I have hidden a little mouse who says ' mouse '.
It's like a game you can play if you saw the whole book (that's just a bit of a page)

makes no sense in this pic lol!
I like mouse though
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# haha, awesome
like the hidden cheese in every level in the Perfect Dark game
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# yes!!
a secret mouse : D
that's it! : D see how it is fun, do you see? do you?
: D
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# why I gots me a stupid to run!
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# Where is my fucking cement?
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# Arf!
Arf!
ARF!!!
ARF!!!!
...
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# MOUSE
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# CAT!
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# i thought you were tits
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# digging up relics eh?...
...you know you wanna make another cat animation... don't deny your natural impulses... :D
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# a gif of a wee thing im working on

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# that's mental
and has an awesome robot!
: D
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# robot holidays?
g'night all, i'm off.
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# 'night
think I'll be off as well
: )
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# Oh noes! It's everywhere!
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# ROBOT ADVENTURE
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# BOTS BOTS BOTS BOTS BOTS BOTS BOTS BOTS
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# you're just having way too much fun...
...Go amoebaboy!
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# Take the robot bowling.
Yay!
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# That is a very busy
Robot.
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# Could you do it
so the head is always in the same spot?
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