What happens if we love bumholes?
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:42,
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best of all the analmals
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:42,
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Sunshine Elephant would. Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:43,
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Australian sculptor Andrew Rogers's 50-ton stone and gold sculpture entitled Ratio, installed outdoors in Jerusalem.Despite the sculpture's sometimes being referred to as "Golden Ratio," it is not proportioned according to the golden ratio, and the sculptor does not call it that: the height of each stack of stones, beginning from either end and moving toward the center, is the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. His sculpture Ascend in Sri Lanka, also in his Rhythms of Life series, is similarly constructed, with heights 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, but no descending side.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:42,
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bit too many threads there old chapnext time try to put them all in one thread, with the other images going as replies
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weaver.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:43,
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Thanks for the advice!Cheers for the tip... I'm new to posting stuff here so any advice greatly recieved and taken on board for the future!
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Sat 9 May 2009, 15:47,
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This makes me really want to eat spam fritters now :/despite your warning and even though I know from past experience that spam is nasty
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:44,
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spam is lovelyspamming the board so all our threads belong to him, isn't.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:46,
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This is goodand deserves more replies
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:57,
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Unfortunately the work dried up after Catweazle's show was axed and he turned to booze....
I'm too young to remember Catweazle, I had to just look it upbut have a woo never the less
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:42,
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heh.(also, this is how I imagine a certain b3ta user will look like when he is an old man - whose name also begins with 'cat'... )
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:42,
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Saya(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:34,
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that was the intention :) Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:53,
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That's rather compelling.Your signature is verging on the satanic.
( zoldergoose,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:53,
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niceeye like that a lot :P
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:54,
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ArfDid you spend ten days making this? Unfortunately that compo is over.
( zoldergoose,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52,
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Icke!!!No... bloody PC trouble, couldn't upload anything for over a week! Now that's sorted I can be a little more punctual with my posts!
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Sat 9 May 2009, 15:06,
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Icke!!!Thanks for the compliment... it's my first post on here but I've been playing around in Photoshop for ages and have some other stuff I'll add later!
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Sat 9 May 2009, 15:15,
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tj cos its a photoi just found a big box of old 45s dumped in the street and in amongst the usual eighties crap was a decent haul of ska reggae and blue beat, as you can imagine im quite chuffed
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:57,
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But some them have the holes missing?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:01,
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it's ok, I suspect he has emergency holes :) discomeats This canoe,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:18,
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I used to have some of them!and a bog plastic round thing to put over the spindle of the record player... Woo to nostalgia!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:33,
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emergency holes are not requiredi have the old school dj skills to centre a 45 on the turntable without one
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:36,
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Speaking about finding, I just found a t-shirt with some kind of drawing on it I did when I was ten.(, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
That is pretty coolespecially as you were a 10 year old when you created it
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:37,
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just think - if you had drawn that as an adult (and if you were a popular artist) it would be deliberately 'clever' and cool, and people would pay top dollar for it! :) The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:40,
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I only just noticed thisnice work!
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:28,
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nice haulalthough I would probably be more interested in the "eighties crap" you disregarded :D
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:36,
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the eighties was rubbishi know i was there.
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:55,
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hehehehTJ: well, all you lovely b3ta peoples, i'm off to get taken care of by my folks for a few days, so i won't be around. just thought i'd let you know, i know there are a few on here who might worry ;)
'bye for now!
('bye for now!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:57,
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Tatstarter, you never sent me an exhaustive list of bands I will love[heart-wrenching sad face]
( zoldergoose,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:02,
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you kids should listen to rap-o-clap by joe bataan gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:06,
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Try:Masters of Reality
Russian Circles
Battles
and Capricorns.
(Russian Circles
Battles
and Capricorns.
Ttssattsr,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:10,
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also - rise up by the commodores gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:11,
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try LISTEN TO SOME HAPPY MUSIC FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:15,
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I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME SMILESNOT OF THE ASCII BARIETY
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:19,
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It was so sunny out today, even the goths were smilingOr perhaps smirking sardonically. They have low ratios.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:20,
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what do you think we can do to help them get around 4:7 gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:23,
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Fuck 'em.(I like how this works on two levels - so witty!)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:37,
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WE ARE SO CLEVER AND FUNNY AND NICE ALL OF US GOOD FRIENDS gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:45,
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I haven't stepped on a skateboard in five yearsbut I am still confident I can do a nice kickflip.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:29,
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I don't drive evermy 50% crash ratio suggests that I should not persue the hobby
note for casual readers: I have driven more then twive and yes this is still my ratio
(note for casual readers: I have driven more then twive and yes this is still my ratio
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:34,
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Now, now. Something to be said for happy music.Try Headless Waltz by Voltaire ^_^
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Sat 9 May 2009, 15:20,
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* Starts to worry* Have a good time!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:02,
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heheace :)
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:34,
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...What the suddering.....Edit: I can't work out whats going on in the original, Did she have her mimsy out or has she got the longest torso ever?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:59,
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ha ha ha fuckThis thread is all of teh wrong :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:01,
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ha ha ha I want to use this wordand that pearl necklace MUST be a euphemism...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:03,
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THAT IS SOME HIGHLY SEXUALIZED RATIO YOU'RE DEALING WITH THERE
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:01,
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GOLDEN RECTANGLE, MOTHERFUCKER gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:02,
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OH MAN IT'S LIKE SOME PRIMITIVE SUBCONCIOUS ART BASED INDIGESTIONTHE COLOURS MAN, OH GOD THE COLOURS
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:08,
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also i should point out that the golden ratio is 1.6180339887the sexual ratio is 4:7
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:10,
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WE LOST OUR INNOCENCE WITH THE SEXUAL RATIO gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:31,
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I'm good at coming third, I think I might have just found my nicheL(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:21,
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Rothko is the suck.IT'S JUST STRIPY COLORS! LIKE A CLOSE-UP PAINTING OF A JUMPER! Grrrr.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:14,
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IT'S TOTALLY THE GOLDEN RECTANGLEnot very sexual but more than a little bit golden. That's how i'll remember you rothko
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:16,
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Hahapeople always get so upset about Rothko.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:21,
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mofaha do you think the sexual ratio might be a little bit golden gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:27,
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i don't know how to say this mofaha so i'll just blurt it outi think it's more than just possible
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 16:00,
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It's my mums faultShe dragged me to the pub
( Ellie Bytes is back... again,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:57,
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Hahait's not quite 10:00 am here and you're DRUNK ALREADY. It's a disgrace or something.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:58,
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It's coz I'm IrishGotta love me :)
( Ellie Bytes is back... again,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:59,
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Already?Good job!
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56,
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M0re Fisssssh! With the wierd eyes, and the big tongues, looking for sssnacks.
Click for bigger (63 kb)
I may not draw anymore fish for a while
Looks like Gilbert!!Nice.
See?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:26,
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Snapped it all into focusafter I quit laughing at it, this did.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43,
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The Gubbins does not look like a necessary organ
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50,
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NingsCasual. I'm tired - just back from work. The plan was to go out but I need to rest, it's beena busy week. Been here since March, so all's going well, I guess I'm pretty settled.
How are you? Must be nearing your exams. Got The Fear yet?
(How are you? Must be nearing your exams. Got The Fear yet?
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56,
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Cool. Have you been shot at by North Koreans at the DMZ yet? That's a must-do.Yeah, The Fear is coming on quite nicely. First one in about 10 days or so and the core econ ones are on Friday, Saturday and Monday in a few weeks time. Bastards.
Do you speak Korean yet? Do your pupils speak English yet?
(Do you speak Korean yet? Do your pupils speak English yet?
zoldergoose,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:01,
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those are some cool looking fishwell drawn
woo
(woo
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 9 May 2009, 15:38,
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No such thing!Bah... need something non alliterative? Phht... fine.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 13:58,
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HahahaHermaphrolaughs!
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:01,
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my god similtanuous hermaphrodites!!are you single, female and want to talk about mathematically modelling the population of sequential hermaphrodites?
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Sat 9 May 2009, 14:18,
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At least it's shaped like a Swizzels-Matlow Loveheart.Perhaps the boils will grow to spell "Be Mine" or "Shit Ahoy!" or something.
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:57,
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nothing like a nice pus filled boilI've just had a letter from my bank about my overdraft, it is the same letter they sent me a month ago, silly bank
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:59,
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Waheygive a squeeeeeeeze
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:15,
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Gordon Brown Reveals New ImageI saw an image, and was disappointed it didn't do this:
Blimey. I haven't posted a b3ta picture in years.
(Talk To The Virtual Me)
(Blimey. I haven't posted a b3ta picture in years.
(Talk To The Virtual Me)
priestess I remember when this was all fields,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:49,
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I'll be back. With a strict fiscal policy.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:53,
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Pardon?;)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:39,
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/Aural sex joke NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:40,
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OMFG, there is a talking penis in the new subway ad, at least they have disguise it as a pocket Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:45,
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This is just confusing NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:58,
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Whoah!!Probably would!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:02,
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there are no holes in it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:05,
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No holes?How does it smell?
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44,
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QUICKto the escape capsule!
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:16,
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turtling? woo
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17,
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I like these :)Is that some kind of cock tube on the hover thingy?
If it is, where can I buy one?
(If it is, where can I buy one?
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18,
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Suit and tie man, away! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:20,
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These new warning are just getting silly.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:07,
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That's OKI hear drinking causes spam.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11,
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Drugs cause tripe, I hear. NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13,
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London Bashes cause gardens:DStill work in progress but I'll have it ready for the end of the month.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17,
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So looking forward to it again! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18,
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cropped out the left of the garden as it still looks shite.THe ground will be resurfaced by then too.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:19,
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Question is thoughWhen's breakfast?
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24,
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Then the moon is in theWhen the moooooooon is in the Seventh House And Jooooooopiter aligns with Mars
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25,
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I still can't believe that from those people.I couldn't do what you do. I'd not have the patience.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27,
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Yeah but you get good pepole too.Statistically I'd say 70% of the people that I have trouble with are from Asian but that sort of trouble is isolated to being completely clueless.
Fortunately we don't really have a problem with violence as you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to start on me. I'm not bragging and going 'I'm well 'ard me'. I'm in no way weedy and wander round with low flying aircraft stuck in my hair.:P
(Fortunately we don't really have a problem with violence as you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to start on me. I'm not bragging and going 'I'm well 'ard me'. I'm in no way weedy and wander round with low flying aircraft stuck in my hair.:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:36,
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I am aware of this fact.You may remember I am rather small.
What I lack in build tho I make up in wireyness.
(What I lack in build tho I make up in wireyness.
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:39,
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What I lack in wirynessI make up for in build. Oh, and lunacy.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:41,
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just get 15 bags of pea-shingle Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:40,
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It look a lot nicer with bark chipwith the added bonus of a nice crop of morrelles in MArch:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:23,
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yay!!I MAKEA YOUR PENIS LARGER, YOU SATISFY PARTNER LONG TIME WOMAN HAPPIER WHEN SHE RIDING COCK LIKE THAT OF BIG GREY THING THAT GOES EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!
BYE MY PILL NOW:
[email protected]
(,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:28,
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BYE MY PILL NOW:
[email protected]
Smoking can causeNeeded relief and relaxation from a stressful day, or joy with a post-work pint or five
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11,
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or joy with a post-work pint or fiveif the bastards would let you have one in the pub!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18,
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Or Joy with a midday booze up at home! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21,
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Or between that moment when you first open your eyes in the morningand the first cravings for crack begin.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26,
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Yacky!Silly Government, he doesnt smoke.He shops at Farmfoods.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12,
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Haha! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:01,
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Hahagood 'un
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08,
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Hah!You put a swear word that picture. So now I don't have to imagine what she is thinking when I look at this over used picture.
Who the fuck cycles on dry sand anyway? And what would be the point in dragging your bike along a beach. That's not fun!
(,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:36,
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Who the fuck cycles on dry sand anyway? And what would be the point in dragging your bike along a beach. That's not fun!
...-implant.gif)
*Bends over*
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:45,
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Check the filename ;) Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:47,
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Dont check the filename ;) Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:50,
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OKYou do know that's not an ear though don't you?:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Twitter"){kind=small}
I can't wait until they cart him off to the nut house Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:05,
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Hahah!!He looks less awkward here then he did in the real video
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:11,
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Beautiful! This has to win!
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 9 May 2009, 12:17,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:37,
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niceness!I wish prime minister's didn't feel the urge to smile. You have nothing to smile about, the country is fucked.
The last guy smiled to much, and he was a twat.
(,
Sat 9 May 2009, 13:42,
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The last guy smiled to much, and he was a twat.
A well deserved FPLike b3ta says, the simplest ideas are often the best.
(
Halk,
Sat 9 May 2009, 16:05,
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Oh yes it is :)See for yourself...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXj5l6ShpA
(,
Sat 9 May 2009, 22:08,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXj5l6ShpA
HAHAHAHThat is fucking priceless.
You made my tummy ache.
(You made my tummy ache.
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 9 May 2009, 18:52,
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Even after having read this many timesIt's still making me giggle :)
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 10 May 2009, 9:35,
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Hover cat flies low HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 9 May 2009, 14:45,
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