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[challenge entry] who ya gonna call.....?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# very good!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# that's ace!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Good 'ning!
I like that one, but in general WTF is this challenge all about then? Fontlols all over again?

EDIT in fact have this...



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(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# We need another sub-challenge
Fight the power with our superior* challenge setting skills

Only kidding Mods, love you really, please don't attack me with pointy sticks!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I was thinking this morning that what we need is another "if ... ruled the world" effort.
But that's as far as I got.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# if ellipses ruled the world?
how would that work Barry?

HOW WOULD THAT WORK?

NOT THOUGHT THIS THROUGH HAVE YOU?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I kind of had in mind something a bit more interactive
...than an inanimate 2-dimensional geometric shape.

But no, on balance, I've not thought this through at all well.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# not them ellipses
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Ah...
*penny drops*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Britain
Susan Boyle
Postman Pat
Slugs

any of those works for me
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# otters
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Ooo...
this has potential...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# ^this
ALT-COMPO!

something like "Illustrate/make a photofit of a b3tan without using actual photos of them from bashes or profiles"?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# or
draw what you think b3tans you've never seen look like
or depict their username
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# that'd about do it!
edit: or, how about:

If the creatures in horror movies and scifi B movies were replaced with more fluffy things, like Kitten from the Black Lagoon, The Tarsier from Outer Space

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I had to look up Tarsier
it is fluff with eyes and fingers
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahha, that should be it's official scientific description....
Tarsius syrichta - Fluff with eyes. Nocturnal.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahh! Brilliant! :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ^tTHIS^ with knobs on
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Agreed
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ning bhw
looks like it yes.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Way-hey! A candle!
congratumalations!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# oh yes!
4 years, 11 months and 30 days

that special time
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Candles=cayke!
That's some mathematics I can get behind!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# a club biscuit might have to suffice
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Ooo happy candle day
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# *wishes hard*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I've told you before I am not doing that.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# *sulks*
you don't love me
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Happapapappapapppy candleday!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# there's cakes for everyone in the kitchen
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Congratulations on staying enlisted on this website for a number of years
;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# It's been a 4 year 11 months and 30 day ambition
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I believe that today is the day you turn five
it just happens on the time you originally signed up on
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hurrah!
It's happened. I'm all growed up
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# nings Baz...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Wotcher chief.
*slopes off to find tea*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Haha!
Took a couple of goes but I can see the mouth and the eyes now. Megawoo and a click!

Sorry, a bit slow today
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# TOAPBUSTERS!


wtf another font challenge?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# If you're seeing text
in your neighbourhood
who're you gonna call...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# fraser, to call him a cunt who can't pick a good challenge for the life of him

oh and happy b3taday
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You never cease to amaze and gleeeeeeee me!


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck


...it's a great word, isn't it?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# 'tis a great and versatile word!
'ningles everyone
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# more ningles

sup?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# nings Medi!
'tis a dull day in london, and the trains were overcrowed due to strike action. I'm hopin ghte rest of the day will fair better
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Isn't today a bank holiday then?
Over here, it very much is. All the offices and shops are closed.

I think I might go out and ride my bike a bit, as it's supposed to be super lovely today.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# a lovely word
and my first thought when I saw the challenge

nevermind

NING YOU SCRUBBERS!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# heheh, my actual reply to the compo thread was "you're joking, right? Go on, what's the real compo?"
nings Joe
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I've just looked through them
and there are a few good ones.

But I'm not gonna let it get to me.

I'm too busy to be on here anyway
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Oooh! Lah di dah!
Look at you with your excellent work ethic! :O)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# work ethic my tits
It's just if I don't do it I'll ... well, I'm not entirley sure what will happen. Since one of my colleagues does bugger all and doesn't get the sack.

maybe I should try it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Die LeterAhrten mit sehr gut Organizachtung

I made this months ago, hence the pea. Months ago mate. Months ago.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# love the # as the swastika banded arm
tried this last night.



for a face so easy to convey with only a few straight lines, it was tricky getting it right with letterforms for some reason.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:50, archived)
# i'd love to lickitung her growlithe
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Loll, LOL!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# EFFECTIVE AGAINST FLYING TYPES
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# I CHOOSE YOU
Woo!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:41, archived)
# oh god
i'd throw myself into one of the engines
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:30, archived)
# MUWAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAH!
 
excellent.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:42, archived)
# SMELL MY FINGER
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Getting better.
Woo.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:42, archived)
# muwahahahaha!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
# again..
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
# click click click
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
# hahahaha, much better!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
needs more damsel tied to a traintrack
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# That's more like it!
I still can't figure out what that green thing is though.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# OLL!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:58, archived)
# LLO!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I made some TREDL fan art
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:59, archived)
# tredld m8
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:00, archived)
# That's some pretty sweet tredl right there
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:02, archived)
# TREDL GON WORK IT OUT
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:03, archived)
# IT'S AN ALL NEW ALL ACTION EPISODE
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Cool
TREDL is the new SNARN
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:05, archived)
# TREDL outside the box
Now with AFRO.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Episode 2
Handle thing has a good day.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# didn't have to use his ak
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:58, archived)
# OOL!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:59, archived)
# OLOLO
QU'EST-CE QUE TU FAIS LA PUTAIN
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I like that
 
I wonder if it will be friends with me
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# It's very friendly
Unlike GTFO who's just a cunt.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# ^ Phlid From Uncle?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# CF ETC
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# I like the green bit the best
also: articuno is my favourite pokemon
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# THAT'S YOUR CAPTION?
 
ARTICUNO IS MY FAVOURITE POKEMON?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# no i'm not doing any more captions until mofaha coughs up the moola
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Don't pressure him about the captions.
He kind of lost out in a bidding war with a fellow picture title and caption supplier, namely my brother-in-law Alan. I have to say I lost out too, because I've been very unhappy with Alan's contributions so far, which is unfortunate as he's got me tied into a contract now.
Thus, under my current arrangements, this picture is entitled:
Runny Bum Crust
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# If there is less than two months on this contract I can pay out the remainder as part of my service
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:13, archived)
# That's a very attractive offer.
I'm looking at Alan's list here and it's all bum, bum, bum, I'm afraid. And he gets so angry when I try to discuss it with him. All spit collects at the corners of his mouth.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
# It would be very unprofessional of me to slag off my competition but I am a little bit concerned about his ability to accept feedback from a high paying client.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:27, archived)
# He called me a poo-pant.
That can't be right can it?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# It's certainly not a known industry term
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:32, archived)
# To be fair, your pictures are always full of bums.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Articuno was pretty boss.
Eggsecutor was pretty fun. Useless, but fun.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Jigglypuff
That mischievous imp!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# I don't like pokemon
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Oh, I think you do.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:16, archived)
# PORKéTMANSTORS.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck that rules.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:23, archived)
# that is pretty freaking sweet
I liked all the Kassius ones

viz:
cosbyhendrix.ytmnd.com/
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
# That's amazing
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
# No waaaaay.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# I no rite but
tooootally
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# I thought you were cool, man.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Look I just like the song ok
it makes me happy and sad.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Garchomp!
Best non-special pokémon in the catalog.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# MAN KNOWS HIS POKIEMANS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# YES INDEED
I AM A POKÉMONING MOTHER FUCKER.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:52, archived)
# TYRANITAR, FUCKER
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:43, archived)
# IF SPECIAL ATTACK IS YOUR NEED, YES.
They both are equal in points, but I like the
higher speed and higher HP of the Garchomp.
In Tyranitar case having Payback as learned
move does have its advantages for the trainer.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Tyranitar is a rock type so lower HP is mostly not an issue
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Yep. And paired with Payback, as I mentioned, the slower speed is not an issue.
It can come down to what type you need, or wish, to fill in your team.
Metagross is also very nice and in the same fighting weight. But not
quite as well rounded. Salamence and Dragonites are ok, but weak
in spots. Too many strategies exist for nailing them if you ask me.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:05, archived)
# Articuno can nail them all (except metagross)
My favourite pokemon is articuno
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# One can see why.
Of the three big birds, it is indeed the best choice.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:19, archived)
# YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO GET ME HOOKED ON FUCKING POKIEMANS AT THIS FUCKING RATE
 
IS IT ONLY ON DS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:20, archived)
# MAYBE I SHOULD START WITH THE CARD GAME OR SOMETHING
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:22, archived)
# NO WAIT
 
Pokémon has been criticized by some Christians, Jews, and Muslims; Christian concerns over Pokémon have primarily addressed perceived occultic and violent themes as well as the concept of "Pokémon evolution" (which some relate to the theory of evolution), which is said to go against the Biblical creation account in Genesis. The Vatican, however, has countered that the Pokémon trading card game and video games are "full of inventive imagination" and have no "harmful moral side effects". In the United Kingdom, the "Christian Power Cards" game was introduced in 1999 by David Tate who stated, "Some people aren't happy with Pokémon and want an alternative, others just want Christian games." The game was similar to the Pokémon TCG but used Biblical figures. In 1999, the Jewish civil rights group Anti-Defamation League also pressured Nintendo to edit the image of the Pokémon trading cards for Golbat and Ditto because the cards depicted a left-facing manji, which the League interpreted as antisemitism, although these cards had been intended for sale only in Japan with Nintendo planning to release edited versions in North America the following year. In 2001, Saudi Arabia banned Pokémon games and cards, alleging that the franchise promoted Zionism in violation of Muslim doctrine. Pokémon has also been accused of promoting cockfighting and materialism. In 1999, two nine-year-old boys sued Nintendo because they claimed that the Pokémon Trading Card Game caused their problematic gambling.
 
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:26, archived)
# you can get an old DS for pretty cheap these days
and you can buy a flash cart online for around $40 so you can download the games for freee
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Nope. Gameboy Advance is the cheapest option.
Second hand, and get Emerald. If you like dungeon adventures get Rescue-Red.
Or if you have original Gameboy color, Gold. But that one is a slow slog.

Also
Emulator applications and download some ROMS.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:31, archived)
# The original DS are going for around $20 in Tokyo
I almost bought one for the hell of it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:35, archived)
# That's a fucking good price.
Only $100 bucks cheaper than here, LOL.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:45, archived)
# I too like the green. I like the top left green rectangle best.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# I AM THINKING ABOUT STICKING MY DICK IN THE ORANGE BITS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Sweeeeet
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Very nice.
It reminds me of the art of Richard Lohse (past exhibitions) -- in a good way.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# oh i miss her

cfb

feel free to vector, zombify, whatever.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:01, archived)
# if by "whatever" you mean "paste her face on some elephant penis"
 


then YES
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Sounds to me like what he meant.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:47, archived)
# I don't know, he just dumped the pictures there and buggered off
 
strange
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:24, archived)
# toasty,now
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Sittin' on jam for some reason.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Can someone please fill me in on Pasanonic's intention to start a RL interfight?
Preferably one or two sentences, I don't have time to read that whole thread.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# that's about the gist of it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Can do it in one; "GMOS is more popular than I'll ever be--waaaaaaaaaah."
Could be wrong, there may have been more threads today that fill that out.
I've just started spazing into what was going on since last night.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Oh ok
I thought something unusual was happening
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:07, archived)
# nah, just the usual jibber-jabber.
 
Jibber-jabber and poopycock.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Right. Just stop your internet competition right now.

Thank you.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# it's over.
the internets are over.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Long live the intranets!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# don't think it'll stop it
but....
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Alright. You disagreed first.
You win.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I thought about disagreeing.
can I have a scathing comment from your vast repartee of wit and wisdom?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Whatever I post right here can be magically turned in to the most scathing of comments if you take it all seriously.
I'm incredibly popular. B3ta's champion and the like.
I'm tremendous at handling the jealousy.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Thank you.
You obviously are as good as you tell yourself.
Are you going to London for the bash?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# That's the spirit.
Well done.


I think my anti-b4sh!1 views are well documented around about here.
That's not my thing.
I've maintained my popularity on here, in spite of refusing to b4sh or bow to other users.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# That's a shame.
I'd very much like to meet a few members and allay some myths.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I'm sure you'll meet a few members.
What myths are you looking to put to bed?
I would probably be able to help out, without attending.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I'm only concerned with the myth
that many of you will have the stones to look a man in the eye and say little more than 'please don't hurt me'.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Are you going to fill the internet in for calling you names on previous occasions?
That'd be some very serious action, right there.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# nah. Just invite
some clarification from those who might feel there has been some misunderstanding.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# What happens if you get there and some female housewhale puts you on your back?
There's been punches thrown at other b4shes. So it happens.
:(


Poor Sexface.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I'm not having sex with any of the b3ta whales
so I'll be staying on my feet.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Let's be honest here.
Nobody's having sex. There's already enough ugly children without inbreeding in the mouth-breathing community.
By " puts you on your back" I of course, and I really am saddened to see you couldn't pick up on this first time round, meant what if somebody punches YOU?
:(

Poor Sexface.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# if somebody punches me?
I'm fucking counting on it.
I'm not your average internet geek.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# You're a geek?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Who's going to punch you?
No offence but I have no idea who you are, are you unpopular with the internet?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# pasanonic likes punching
he's all punch this, punch that, punch you, punch me. he can't get enough
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I hope he doesn't beat his girlfriend.
Or internet girlfriend, if he's THAT geeky.

I recently managed to upset internet lovers last week with some fantastic remarks on another site not that far from here.
I really was on top form, and at the same time incredibly correct.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# HAHAH
YOU ARE THE INTERNET !!!!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# In many ways, my work at improving b3ta over the years has enabled me to cope with the LOL and the ZANYLOL.
I must thank b3ta for making me a better, more caring leader.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I support the toon
but you ain't no Shearer, more of a Owen. On that note night b3ta x x
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# You won't have left, you're bound to have waitied to see what I reply with.
You can take this to bed with you.


Well done JMG.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# We wouldnt expect any less from you, our champion.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Last Thursday I threw a spanner at a portly gentleman.
Another success.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I thought you didnt attend bashes?
ho-HO!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# OHH B4SH CULTURE!
Why must you bounce back to b3ta like a rhino with an overactive flickr account?
Nobody outside wants to see your b4sh photos.

Especially JMG and other popular users.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# When I grow up, can I be a popular B3ta user too?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Of course you can!
We all can. I'm incredibly awesome, but underneath I am but just flesh and bone.
Just like the rest of b3ta.

But in most cases, with less flesh.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I was going to follow the example of another b3tan and treat it like a prison.
Just walk up to the biggest guy here and punch him, just to establish myself as a tough guy.

But instead of punching him letting him know I've put him on ignore.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# *Firm handshakes*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# why does this happen with the posts going all over to the right and stuff?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# make me a slice of jam toast will ya JMG
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I'm not the hired help.
More the hero.
It's only a matter of time before my life story is put to the powerbrokers in Hollywood.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# what are your special hero powers?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I'm correct.
Around.. 99.9% of the time.

I'm also incredibly down to earth, too.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# that will suffice,but i still want my jam toasty
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I look forward to meeting you then.
I rather think you will be the one whimpering like a girl.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# don't forget to print out your ignore list
so you can remember who to blank

"and you are..?
let's see..
ah yes, here you are.
RIGHT, NOT LISTENING TO YOU NOW"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# in the real world he punches people he doesn't like until they aren't there anymore
solve problems by punching, it's the only way to settle things like a MANLY MAN LET'S HAVE A STEAK
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I enjoy the internet people most when they get very SERIOUS.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I think he just shows them his gun and they leave
then he drinks a lot and talks about boats and the war.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# JMG really is THAT big
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm pop culture.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# lol popularity
poor sod. teh intrenets luvs youn
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm sorry I'm incredibly popular without trying too hard to fit in.
On your internet.

Are you of b4sh?!/1!! stock yourself?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# no
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# That's the best way to have it.
I'm b3ta's champion.
I'm spot on.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# haha
ok
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# I also
left it open.... (raised eyebrow)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# GMoS once won a Mr Universe contest without turning up.
He can't lose!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# he's a sheepshagger who weighs about
8 stone wet through. Are you sure?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Why are you having a go at GMoS, b3ta legend?
:(

This is terrible bullying.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I'm not having a go at him.
But he's a skinny cunt from Oldham which leads me to believe you might be spreading untruths.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# :(




:(!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ~( 8 ])
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# WIFE OF SHOES!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# still 'NO!'
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Stop this right now!
Not only have you confused me sexually, but I believe posting this could be a violation of international criminal law.

PS- I've just stolen 0.4(your confidence).
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Party ON, Jacques!
I'll admit I have no idea who that is. No doubt a politician. A sexy politician.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# He was in 'Asterix'.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
# You should compo that
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Eight.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Infineight
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ..and WHAT an eight!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# More than seven.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
#
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8DNNNNNNNNNNNMMMNMNNNMNNNDNNDDDZZ888$7II77OZ$$I7I++??III7?++
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8DMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNN8O$$OO$7Z777777I7III?++
8DNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMNDDDO$$OZ8$$7$7777I????+??
8DDNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMNNMNDND8O$8$O8OZZ$7I?II??+??$$$
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
# breakout
no idea
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# BREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK OOOOOUT!
Woo!

Slight TJ: is Cockweasle still here or gone to bed?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# and does he have paypal?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Phone Home?

It's E. T. Dammit!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# M.T.?
Like my head. Must go. Night all.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# night froggy
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I've no idea what that's supposed to be.
Plus I'm getting irritated now. 6 days without a cigarette and gave it no thought as I had not planned to give up. So today I thought 'fuck it' I may as well give up, it's nearly a week. So now I made the decision I'm wishing I had hair to tear out.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# take it from me
giving up smoking is the best thing I ever did. I also have no hair ! so I save on haircuts too ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I did it before, for 5 years.
smoking has always been a take it or leave it thing for me ( like most drugs ). It's just annoying me that now I've decided to quit I'm going mental actually wanting one, whereas last night, when I had not quit but not smoked for 5 days I gave it no thought.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# thats it
it's all in the head. Keep up the good work!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hey you know how to stop the cravings?
 
KILL YOURSELF
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# WARNING: SUICIDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# But Ironically
drastically reduces health care costs
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Don't tempt him
HE'S NO FUCKING PUFF, YOU KNOW.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I HEARD HE WAS GOING TO TOP HIMSELF BUT HE COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH OF HIS MANY GUNS HE MOST WANTED TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT WITH
 
DECISIONS, DECISIONS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# You could always smoke some salmon, ham or cheese...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I have some smoked salmon
as I am a bit of a junkie for smoked salmon butties.
Great, now you are going to make me a fat bastard as well as irritated.

smoked salmon and mayo butties or cheese, ham and mustard toasties.? Hmm, I better consult my spirit guide.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Who's your spirit guide? Johnny Walker or Jack Daniels perhaps?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# hehe.
I'm off the Whisky ( all spirits too )
My spirit guide for the night happens to be Johnny Strongbow. I'm chavving it up with cider for a change.
( she's home tomorrow, I'm not allowed cider when supervised ).
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# reminds me of the mcdonalds sign
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's ya boy, Westwood"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I honestly don't know how
he doesn't slip out the occasional 'nigga' in his radio show.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# how many times do you think
a guy needs to be shot before he understands exactly where he is in the food chain?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# How did you do that backwards b?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Flip horizontal
that's how
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# No I tried that I just ended up with a d
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Ask it nicely and if it doesn't do it, hit it with a stick
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# you sir
win the internets
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# WAHH PFFFT WAHHH PFFFFFFFT

*Akbar's son?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# awwwww... you ARE sick!
 


finally watched Inland Empire on the weekend
still the master
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I had mixed feelings. I hated the digital.
Laura Deren was awesome in it though.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I liked the double exposure effects
 
and the soundtrack
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# word
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I forgot all about that.
I need to check it out
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# BLEERRRHHH!!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# "I don't want a baby...."
says David Lynch.


woo/yay!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Cracking film
He's saying STU-PID
STU-PID
STU-PID
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# o.0
*drops tray*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Yeah thanks for the nightmares
;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# sometimes, life feels like a David Lynch movie.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Contgratulations!
It's a Trap!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# ahahah this
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Cannot unsee.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# very much so
Eraserhead is now 'a trap' forever.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Mama????
is that you?
: D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# WHAAAT
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Sqeak you evil spawn, squeek.
Argh, what a thing to see first thing upon showing up here. More disturbing than 2 Live Crew on Phil Donahue.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# SHITTING WHAT??
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Cough it up lad
It could be a gold watch


/Strange grandfather blog

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# is that
the child from eraserhead?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# HOLY CHRIST IN A BUCKET
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# fuck fonts


Click for bigger (216 kb)


click thumb for excessive. ( 2000x4000 1759Kb )

imagebam.com



(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Excessive? Let me just see if my local cinema is still open!
I love that. Very nice work.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I just noticed that I fucked up :(
and have some anti alias on part of the splash. What a twat.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Shhhhh
Is ment to be like that, right? Looks good stop ya moaning.
But then when it takes so long i guess....
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# ah yes, i see it. no big deal still a great design.
btw I believe its called stair-stepping and is a nasty form of aliasing.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# sorry for the bandwidth rape
but I had to fix it. It was getting on my tits.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# you are so hip and down with the kids
 
I recommend you take up Xtreeem sports
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# and go and work in one of those shops with a waterfall in it.
and sell overpriced clothes to dumb kids.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Tricky!
Word, C-I-T-Y you can see why,
these guys, the neat guys, smart
and street wise.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Just looking for droids
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# K, no B
Yay!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# N da E da U
T da R da I N wid da O!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] you know what to do
 

 
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# *snort*
*click*
(, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Buy a new camera.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# that looks fuck all like Hulk Hogan
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# you have given me an idea
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# beats me
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you tell what it is yet?
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# oh my word!
woah nelly!
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# no
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# what she said
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# the eye of horus?
: D
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha lol
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# You are a bad man
Blue Velvet is on ITV4 :D

Edit: Bah, no it isnt. Still bloody cup highlights ¬¬
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I can't read that
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# The lower case n should be a lower case m
for added penis
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

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