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# Worth a new post? Not worth a new post? If you have an opinion on this please feel free to write it on a postcard and shove it up your arse. :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I like bacon
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# This is an extremely valid point.
I lieks chocolate milk.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I heartily concur with these statements and must add that I like tea.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# as long as there is no milk in it
I like tea too
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# as long as there is no tea in it
I like tea too
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# {tea} - {tea} = {}
that is to say, the empty set. I would say, by definition, everyone likes the empty set, as it has no features for them to object to...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# But my references to 'tea' had different meanings.
One refers to the tea leaf/bag, and one refers to the tea drink.
Therefore, I like water with optional milk and sugar.
To be honest, I didn't really think it through.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Fair enough. Now let us define 'tea' as an orbit of the set X acted on by the group G...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Yes but
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I prefer tea to bacon or chocolate.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# mmmm bacon chocolate
*drools*
Why don't they sell those chocolate covered preteslesls anymore?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hehehe :)
I think I might be about to kill my phone, by bluetoothing 31 pictures in one go
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You phone slut you!:O
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I am copying them to my laptop, it is up to 20 pics and it hasn't crashed yet
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ROOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# mr333
I am gonna click this yes sir-e!
Woo!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Time for some..BOOGIE!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Juke Joint Jump !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# That's ma homey n we call him Warren-Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# BUSEY
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Gary.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# BUSEY
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# HOOPS!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# BUSEY HOOPS: THE NEXT BREASKFAST CEREAL
FOR CHILDRENS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# DEE CHEELDREN OF DA NIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# GAAARY
Let's get BUUUUUSEEEEEEY!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty and a joy forever
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You Dog You !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# yES, Wii Flan!..?!!!

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# haha
boss
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Grover is a paedo
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# He likes it up heem.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# He-Man never had kids, he was to busy fucking man-at-arms up the arse
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Who he?
- He-Man.
Yes, I know, but who is he?
- He-Man.
Well, I can see THAT, but who IS he?!
- HE-MAN!
Oh fuck off..you've changed since the crash.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# He-man's on first?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yeah, I can see he's a man, but Hoo's on first.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# How Long's a Chinaman . . .
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I NEED A CUP A JAVA, STAT!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i can totally relate
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Da leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedle babby, dems like to suck.
Oh fo sho.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Sexy He Man!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I rember when all of this was salad . . .
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I was dressed in dressing, as was the style at the lime.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Feed Me !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# That's a smashing blouse.
;-)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
#
*fits*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# SHE SURE KNOWS HER MEAT!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Fake, no drumkit.
Woo!! :P
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# You mean apart from that drumstick, it's lacking the drumstick?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I don't have a postcard
but I shall fashion an A4 piece of paper into something that resembles a postcard.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# JUst for you
I will make an exception for jaffa cakes.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Worth a new post indeed
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Most certainly.
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Housemartin.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] has it bindun?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nice1.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# he's made of eggs!
o_0
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# But I wanted a quarter (but I suppose he wanted a son:P)!
woo
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hnry o o
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# it's all the corsets and codpieces pulling him out of shape :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hooray for the Tudor James Bond
:)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# : D !!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# verr nice.
for some reason I spent a lot of yesterday evening clicking through the kings (and queens) on wikipedia. interesting to find out what each monarch added to the country.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# What a portly numeric monarch!
Nicely, sir.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# sorry, just had to anagram it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *LOL*
what on earth?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# *aaaaaaahahah*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# silly bitch
should lash out on some proper jamrags then
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Woo
If I had seam toats it's make my flange ache too!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# can you see what it is yet?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# The eyes give away how nice it is !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Gna..gnaaa, hnaaa, gnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# too horrific to contemplate
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I can't wait for you to go up on me
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Knew exactly what was gonna happen
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# i've still not seen the film
looks quite funny :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# MOAN.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i nearly spelt ur name right
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# WELL NOT REALLY.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# YEAHUH!
its got some letters in it like your name
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Sexysex day, Griffy.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Haha! What the shuddering fuck?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# 2 months until a general election
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# and 2 weeks for the next sleeze allegations to start up again!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I want a floating duck house
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I want my house to float
with ducks
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Ducks are plenty, go a get some and tie them to the bottom of your house
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# My local park has some of these
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Erm
I can't help but view ducks, salivating with added Hoi-Sin source and pancakes
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I like them in their raw and cooked forms.
You're right, they are hard to beat in pancakes.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I think the legal profession are in for the next kicking
*awaits*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# 2 months until a general erection
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Deeply disturbing.
*fears*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# He's a cheesy lover
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# That's erm..thingy...isn't it.....erm....wotsit?



(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Speaking of wotsits...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# wotsit man :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# What the fucking fuck!!
Oompa-loompas in parliament!?!?!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# They have been there for years, you racist old man
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Silly Earl, Parliament is not a wacky chocolate factory full of greedy spoilt people....
oh hang on....
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Ooompa Loompa doompety dooo
We've turned the ec-o-nom-y into poo!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# even his tie is fucking orange
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Dutch you say!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Oi!
*slaps*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# kinky ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# what's that you say?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Oh man, that is a great bit of crap :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# he does like it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# NSFW
You can see his wotsit :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# NSFW
contains Phil Collins
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Uzi Glover
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Danny Glover
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ya gotta have a system.


That's it Stouffer, you help me.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Say stouffer to a cat and it sends them mad
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# The reverse is also true.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Nnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Harry, mister Harry
Nuff said, respek due
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i like to think phil collins doesn't have a cock
it helps me sleep at night
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# So if you gave him it back, you wouldn't sleep?


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# i like to think
he wasn't born with one to start with, some people shouldn't be allowed to be sexual
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# But you still have to think about his cock, before removing from your mind.


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# years of therapy
and then one fucking pic on b3ta brings the pain flooding back :(
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# well take a look at me now!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of Captain Kirk and his 'stalagmite'
psychosec.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/captain-kirk.jpg
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha!
Never seen that before!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# *flicks*
*very VERY hard*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Cats eh! They'll have a kip anywhere
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEECCCAAAAAAAATTTTT!
Woo.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# The return of spacecat!

And by return I mean repeat.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Not seen it.
And it is brill too.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# aww poor kitty
did no-one tell her that space and wool don't mix :(
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# i'm gonna hate on this rather than praise it because you don't want people to praise it
MAN THAT SPACE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF MONOCHROME TIDAL WAVE WHY DIDNT YOU JUST USE A BLACK FILL
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Because he was at the dentist!
Plus he only does cut and shuts.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# what are you even saying I don't know
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# BLACK PHIL!
Sounds like a terrible character from a crime drama.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Awww.
*swims after it*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# OH SHIT I IZ IN SPACEZ
woo :)

Who do this lot sound like?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3jpX8scBXo

I can hear a bit ABC in there
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I dunno
But that singer could fit a whole melon in his mouth
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# He's looking for clangers.
Mmmm...clangers...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I did another collagraph print :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# that would look nice on the back of my jeans
woo!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# This is splendid stuff mate
Woo
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I am liking the colours and composition.
Also the demon faces.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# More of this.


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(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Those are rather woo
and sort of as psychedelic as my day seems to have been

Edit: A photo shoot today


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Before he stripped to his briefs, which I am not posting here, but I suspect you will see in the papers tomorrow morning :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Oh, go on, Gaz me with those pics :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Heh
Give me a sec ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# how very odd.
Only Gaz me the ones where he's flinging his own poop at you all ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# These are ace Sir.


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That's very lovely indeed
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# lordy those are good
'clicks'
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Key = Georgia ALLCAPS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo kinda sucks
But your pic is rather impressive, non-the-less

Have a nekkid lady
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hehe
Annie Lennox?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# It's clearly Sheena Easton!!


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Does her baby take the morning train?
Does he work from 9 till 5 and then take another home again to find her waiting for him?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# what a thing to do to a baby
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Happy one day only icon change day


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# *spreads joy and happiness*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I KNOW!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# your username used to be my sig
and I had another account call A Porsche, and it's sig said "my other username is Griffy Savalas"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# As I suspected, everything on the internet has been done already.
And better.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# This started happening within half an hour of turning it on
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# idk
But I know she wants you in her sugar walls
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Yes .Yes she does.


nings
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# NSFW!
Link it, Christ...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# You're not serious, I hope
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# She's got her hash out!!


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Oh dear god
Think of the children!!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# haha
her octothorpe
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Thankfully we can't see her hash brown.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha!



(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Snork
He made me poo it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# phwoar, would!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# - - - c=====8
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# why is zappa wearing a swastika? :(
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# once, twice, three times a lady...


Not a compo as haven't really stuck to the rules.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# TITS!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Minor tj:
What would be the most appropriate version of PS to "aquire" for my old, shitty spec laptop?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# possibly cs2
but if you can run it, the newest one is a beauty in my opinion
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I have 256k RAM
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Wordart is your friend then


;)™
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Microsoft Paint for Windows 3.1
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# No need to be sarcastic... there's no way my laptop could handle that.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Stick a sheet of paper over the screen and use crayons? :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I'd say Paint.NET but that might be a bit too heavy too.
Hohoho.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I have paint.net
It takes a minute or two to open whenever I use it.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Bite the bullet and use Paint like the cool kids.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I should have CS4 soon
Improvement on CS3?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# You can rotate the canvas!! :D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# O_O
This is the Future
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I haven't got it, but there's a 3D plugin for cs4 is there not?
if there is, I want it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# If it's part of the "master" suite, i should have it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I think it's grand
certainly better for animating, and optimising/importing clips
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Well, hurrah for that
I missed that bit in CS3 (or at least never found it...)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I'm finding i'm getting sharper image edits
though this may be psychological
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# maybe just use an online editor?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# This is also an idea.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# BOOBS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# NORKS!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# also a TJ
I'm guessing this isn't exactly compo'able?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# It sure looks cool though !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# JUGS !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# BEWBS!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# CHEBS!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I messed it, It is Blackadder done in Blackadder
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Kebab?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Not your best work
:P
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# It is shit and I know it :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# MÖPSE
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Something that's been bothering me
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# pfft
someone near me has been angle grinding or disc cutting up until 9pm for weeks. I have no idea where it's coming from though

I'm expecting the A-Team to burst out of a shed on a pimped cement mixer any day
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
I suggest you gas the place before they get the chance
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# hehe
in other news: KANYE-VISION
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# hahaha, that would be ace actually
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I had that last year but with a planer or belt sander
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow hour after hour all weekend.

After 6 months I came to the conclusion that the perpetrator was sanding entire doors down to sawdust to keep the worlds' biggest hamster in bedding or due to some mental tick relating to an incident in his past where a door didn't shut properly.............possibly causing escape of giant hamster.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# lets a go!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# the motion blur failed,its just hurting my eyes
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I thought I'd popped a retina
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# POWER SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Mariokart:: Early 90s ribbon printer edition!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Looks more like the wind filter than motion blur
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Personally I'm thinking of setting up little masts that can pull along a heated razor wire rather than having to go to the bother of actually cutting the thing myself.
It would also double up as excellent burgular protection too.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# for protecting burgulars?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Yes. It's for their own good.
They don't really need shins anyway.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# im installing this
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# yes
the only good part of that film
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# indeed,shit film,as are most movies that are based on games
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# "No officer, I don't know why this man was found in my front yard... with no feet... and the stumps cauterised...
maybe it was a gang attack?"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# "May Doc Brown from back to the future hit the man at the precise moment he initiated a time jump,
thus superheating his shins clean off."
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# looks self inflicted to me
My dad had a bench stolen from his garden. He went to the police and they gave him a list of some addresses near by where it was likely to be. They said if he spotted it to just go in and get it back and if he happened to spot the guy there, to just punch him in the face.

My dad was happy enough with this, but asked the policeman if he wouldn't end up in trouble himself for assault.

The policeman replied "Oh I don't think we'd investigate it very hard sir".

He went to one of the houses and indeed found his bench. Nobody was there though so he just took it home

early 90s true story.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# my freinds bike got robbed,so one night as my other freind was driving along past the police station,
he spotted a youngster on what looked like our freinds bike,to the dismay of the other drivers he stopped his car,took the bike off the little shitbag and put it in his boot,i hope it was the right bike.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# bindun?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ew
:(
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# "The torque is amazing but the radio only has one station"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
Was trying to come up with a witty caption.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# He has a twisty neck :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I'm playing Invaders Must Die at the moment and that really does well with that:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Haha! Nice :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
I feel a meme coming on
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Some things do not need to be said
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I know what you're thinking
dirty boy
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You love it you slag ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Oh fuck, yeh
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hahah lovely
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Round and round and round G goes !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaharrr
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Whee!
Nice
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Very well paced !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# pac'n em in
:)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] 7

Thanks all. :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I prefer 6 myself
but I can see the effort you put in here so you can have a woo ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Thanky
Doing the windows was the real tedium of it.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# What does it spell in Morse code?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# willy leakage.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11 12!
SIX!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Heh
I downloaded that when you posted it. It came by this week on my random mp3 jukebox ;)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nice one. THe 13 dub!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# That's reet nice!
If I lived in the bottom of the overhang, when I flush the loo, will it fall from a great height?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# This is nice.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Christ, itv, haven't you got enough channels to fund?!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# very superb!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# 7owering !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The stuff of life....
H to O H2O
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# good 'un
nice take
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I see what you've done there. Very good.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Great liquidy drippings !
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Two quick ones



(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# ha! took me a while to spot Buzz there.
also, a repost from last night.


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# OH SHIT
you just totally went there.

woo!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# oh no he di' un'
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Me too
Woo to the above

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# damn.salivations bindun
*deletes bandwagon image*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# EAR WORMS
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Have Rottweiller
I agree and click
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I would like to see terminator salivation army
but i only brought my eee pc with me and have no means to produce this myself for another week, by which time it will be less relevant.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# All those big heavy spacesuits and not a sweaty armpit in sight
That's training for you that is.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# They use Flight Guard!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# The really weird thing is although their both lully
The top one was done yesterday!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# And last month, and last year :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# SIlly tribs
Eveyone knows last year didn't really exist! It was just something created by MPs so they could claim expenses against it.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ah, that God is such a prankster
Planting b3ta archives as a test of our faith.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Yes
Internet creationist of the world unite (but remember to donate 10% of your annual earnings to The Church (tm) before you do.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# And when you donate, you get a cool icon next to your name
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
Ahhh ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhh meeeeeeen
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Yeah, but those were done by people from the future going back in time
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ah damn you The Worzels and your interdimensional, time travelling ways!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Fontsauce for the international b3tard...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# cor, now that's pretty nifty!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *bows* excellent work sir
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Nice, those crazy Japanese.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# blimey, that's a bit excellent!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Spigging awesome
:)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# That's rather lovely!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# OH WOW MORE SHIT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IN THIS CITY
So far I've worked out 'yes', 'thankyou', 'excuse me' and 'draught beer please'. so far, so good.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Well?
Isn't that basically it then? Also: what city are that be?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Tokyo
currently in shinjuku
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Class
I'm going to Tokyo in September and I'm endeavouring to learn the lingo, hence Kanachick.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Cor excellent thats japanese
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Thinks:
I assumed it would be easier than the english one I did because katakana + hiragana = something like a hundred different characters, rather than our measly alphabet, but I think our letters are far more conducive to this activity. Also, I don't know how to make Japanese punctuation appear on my mac, so that was a pain.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Corrrrr :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nice
I wish I had proper skills, and teh codez.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Codez:
Essential, as always. I found them on the bus long ago and have jealously guarded them since.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Can see the Y for lunch
clicks and faps
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Sushi
Always good at the Y
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Y
a cul de sac
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oooh sexy tiems
You're well good at this.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# kanachiku
interesting. but what does it mean
(, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

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