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# Subtle?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Subway
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Subtitle
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Sub-zero
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Sublime
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Suburb
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Subhuman.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Submissive
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Subbuteo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Subnubilar
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Submarine
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# SuBo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a wonderful morning this is shaping up to be :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# sexy nun
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
#
monocle trousers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# B is for BOOBIES!
morning :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# No,
B is for Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# you ain't the dukes of hazzard! :)
i love this :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# THIS IS A BUS!
Do you know how big a bus is?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I salute these
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# NORKS!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# 'nork' is a powerfull word
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Goodness Gracious!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# lol bench tshirt?

nope can't think of anything
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# This may aid confusion :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# now I can laugh when viewing the above picture
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ah never heard of em
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Thanks. I needed the de-risification
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# needs more sign saying "WARNING: DRY PAINT"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I was going to do a really big Monkeon Style image
But I couldn't be bothered, so I'll type the concept here
Bench in park with subtly hidden "Wet paint" sign on floor (having been discarded)
New Sign next to Bench - "free Bench Tshirts here - please sit and wait"
man sits and waits
Nothing happens
he gets up and walks off
we see the back of his tshirt with bench imprint striped across his back as he wanders off

:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I've always preferred one-frames
to Monkeon epics
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# not subtle
i like it :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ta
that's been in my head for daze
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Photobucket
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *giggles*
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Pfff :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Very nicely, sir.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahah!
brill bobs!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat Fu
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] yay!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Brilliant!
*clicks like a bastard*

Edit: compo it?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# thanks sir
*happydances*

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# WHAM!
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# talking about a pussy in your face ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# is that you?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Meooooow
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Awww, such a cute kung fu kitty :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yay...
This has made me think maybe Monday shouldn't go fuck itself just yet
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Haaaiiiiiiijaaa!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Meanwhile in Edinburgh.....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# How hatstand.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# frisnit
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That too. We had one once but the wheels fell off.


what are we talking about, does anyone know?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I fear you may have missed the joke ;)
Super Sex = Soup or Sex
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Good grief, I'm slow today!
Ta 'Sushi.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# 'sok.
I was rissing for a second too :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Norfolk's finest...

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ning Moley
got any more of them exploding Carrats?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# pfft
haha :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaahahahaha
you loon
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Shulk
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# :-) SHULK CRUSH!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# aaaaargh!
ning ninj
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Ningles Bilbo...
Scotland beckons...:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It does
we're heading up there on Saturday!!!!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahahahahha! *Kill it with torches and flaming pitchsporks!*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Aaargh
KILL IT!

Kill it with donkeytanks
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ninj!
Where've you been?
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Down Suffolk sir to see the In-Laws :D How the devil are you? :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# AT&T blocks 4chan!
Reports are spreading that AT&T is now blocking 4chan.orgโ€™s ยซ/b/ยป-section.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# and we give a fuck because?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# we love you!
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# if you're at work
i apologies for youtubeness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPq6lrhS0qI
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'l watch/listen later
my speakers are bugggerd
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# don't bother
you will be perplexed as it's not really worth saving
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I love that fresh sound!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Looking back at your posting history, I believe you misunderstand how this board operates.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# you!
you you you!

How are you doing, you big lump of Anglo-Germanic Battenburg?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# youuuuuuuu. yooooooou.
/De Niro

I'm fine ta - a bit of backache and wanting to go back to bed :( I did reply to Micto's post about having tonsilitis and wanting a snog, but there appears to be a spot of post deletage occurring..

edit: Oh, it wasn't even in this thread, it was the one down there V - see, told you I need to go back to bed
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha
you must be tired :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# yes - go back to bed
I was trying to convince my alarm clock it wasn't monday this morning,

however my son, who was sleeping in his doorway (we can't afford a bed) was telling me otherwise
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Does your son have a snooze button?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# no
but he does have a glass jaw
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# it was a joke response
intended to imply that kids won't go back to sleep for a bit, unless you knock them out
www.answers.com/topic/glass-jaw
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# alas no
He refuses to call me daddy

until last week - I was mummy

Now I'm Wee

(Lee)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Aww.
I have a little teddybear called Wee Lee.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# please tell me you don't sleep with a teddy
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Wee Lee has a mangina and sleeps next to Andy the dog
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# i hope that's your random quote
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I don't post enough these days to make it to the league of shame :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# i'm on there
but in the quoteless hoarde
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My name's Dave
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# you're nicked!
/apostrophe police
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Dunno what you mean Officer
it was like that when I got here.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# and DON'T let it 'appen again
*toddles off twirling baton*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# My work seems to be blocking your picture...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Fascinating
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# faij?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Yes
Is that a probjem?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# pffff
is tisj normaj bejajior?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# your stuff, as ever is outstandingly brilliant
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# That looks like the grenade from the failblog logo

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# O hai
please FAQ off
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I woke up in a bit of a shitty mood this morning
but if this is true, I am fucking ecstatic.

4chan can fuck right off. As can you.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# look, people have been polite and explained to you how this board works every morning since you joined
now you are simply taking the piss. Either play nicely or fuck off.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Comedy Second Account Lols
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
# high-lair-reeee-owws is what it is, it is, so it is!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I love the smell of troll in the morning
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# that's me
sorry.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# *makes gesture that could be mistaken for something else but is in fact supposed to give the impression of 'door-wafting'*
I got up too early
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# so did i
But my excuse is I had to leave for work (after getting everyone up, getting breakfast, feeding the fish, the birds, cleaning the cat litter tray...)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Good.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Helloooo Monday...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Oh, it's you again

How very fascinating. Lucky us.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# i got yer Internet Hate Machine right here, bub
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# who fucking cares.....it's full of peados anyway
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Morning!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
# The mouse-hunting party from hell.
Look out mice, you're fucking doomed!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Don't fly with knoives!

Morning the board!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
# nings mediocre...
hope all are well this drizzly summer morn?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# All is well, and certainly not drizzly mah nizzly
Sky is clear blue and it's going to be HAWT
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)
# this is true
but the other's NOT
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Killah HOOT HOOT!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# OWL CUT YA
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha! brill :D
nings everyone!

working from home? Awesome... Being able to mess about on b3ta without the boss seeing? Excellent... Having the flu? Shitcunts....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# i've got tonsilitis
fuck working
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# awww givvus a snog
/wants to stay at home too **

**My excuse and I'm sticking to it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# haha

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ugh! that sucks...
I agree - fuck working, but I have WAY too much to do, :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Back at home
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)
# dfrerrt

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Have Australia's deputy PM
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:42, archived)
# i
fuckin knew she was a bogey muncher!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Dunno why on a KFC thread, but anyway
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:48, archived)
# That looks just like Rolf Harris to my eyes.
How very strange
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# With an older version of the KFC face
if you turn it upside down it looked just like Zippy the Pinhead - the new one not so much.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:41, archived)
# INTER-ANIMAL RESUSCITATION: ACHIEVED
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:43, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Personal work entitled " Summer of Love", its a bitter sweet series that examine our fascinating yet frightening views on sexuality in our exploitative society.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# With a foreword by David Attenborough
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Oh fucking hell O_o

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Jackson legs?
Or lard souled shoes?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Nice leg action!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:56, archived)
# yay for tintin!

& leg yiff!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Originally made this for Kaiser's Tittins, but I like peaing it anytime it's topical.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:02, archived)
# i like silly
+ im allowed to be silly - my mum said so!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:39, archived)
# What goes around, comes around.
And also comes in tin cans. Or "Tin's can", if you are an old sea captain.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)
# hahahaha
drunken lard shoes
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)
# FP THIS NOW! LOL!
*click*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:04, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:21, archived)
# you tripper
*click*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# FACE BALLS
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 4:01, archived)
# i go away for an hour
and the whole board is RUINED!
you should all be B&
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuucking hell. That's not very nice.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 4:17, archived)
#
"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# SNAXE!!!!!!!
DEADLY SNAXE!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
# The strange thing is that there's a store near me called "The Stool Shop"
I laugh each time i see it.
www.thestoolshop.com.au
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# crikey !
"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Scrumpy Jack turned me into a 7.
With the occasional 6, on days when I can bring myself to eat.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Scribbly idea for a belly dancer character....


I think it's got potential...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# But it's got no belly!
And one hell of a thin neck. All that wiggling
about will surely snap her head right off!

Looks good, woo.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)
# WELCOME TO BRONTON'S BRENDLE


PRESS ESCAPE TO PLAY THE FIRST ROUND

FIREFOX USERS - INSTALL THIS FIRST:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# LEGS: UPHOLSTERED
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# "BRENDLE ATTEMPT"
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I got instant win on the first try
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# INSTANT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...which is?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Hey, do you know why it doesn't auto-linkify my link anymore?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# No idea, am in firefox and I'm too tired for the addon install :p
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I threw a shit out the window!
AND WON A BJ

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Well, invinoveritas has always been a tad eccentric.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Not what I want to see while eating my dinner
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# OH
so the pokemon kid that pissed himself is okay but you get some fat guys with cornrows blowing each other off and suddenly there's a problem....

Jesu joy of man's desiring!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I was eating the fat kid for dinner
I eat pissy children
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# like my dad used to say
sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# that's one big fat ugly pink bear.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# i see that they are all members of different gangs
...nice to see them getting along
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Thanks, I was feeling kinda' "tense" a minute ago.
Now I never want to have sex of any kind ever again.

Cheers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# ITS THE ANNUAL BOGAN/CHAV BASH!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# WOULD
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# no need, already done as u can see
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# There's always tomorrow
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Always.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Well that got adblocked.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:12, archived)
# ...
Well, that's another fucktard from the gayshift to add to my ignore list, I guess.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# No esc pause for Safari users.
So I'll close my eyes and printscreen at a random moment...
"Sweaty Belgian"!?!? Well, one can hope its got big tits.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# $100 wahooooooooo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
# 3 times now, the best i got is 'throw shit out a window'
this game is rigged, you damned gypsy!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# It doesn't change until you actually do it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# THERE SHOULD BE GAME SHOW ENTITLED: "STAIN YOUR PANTS"
Each contestant is continually force fed a hot curry of their choice and the last one to have stained their pants, wins.

And woo, btw
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# the thought of that just made my belly churn a bit
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I would genuinely watch a game show
where people were put on a rack and stretched for progressively higher amounts of money.

I think the moment where they are unwilling to endure any more pain despite the enormous amounts of money being offered would be fantastic.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Japanese or Gestapo World War Two torture sessions would become fashionable again
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# THROW A SHIT OUT A WINDOW
will do
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Make sure its from a high-rise apartment block
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
# $100!
woohoo!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 7:02, archived)
# *attempts brendle*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Its late... its an old joke.....
.

.
And I was bored !
.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Boredom is a superb excuse.
Caption on a pic? Yes please.

We all hold you in enormously high regard.

*stares hard at own shoes*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
# So you dont like me...
My life is so much richer for that !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Quite the opposite, you paranoid bastad.
I do like you, and therefore your life is poorer.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# If I don't
does that make my like poorer?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I am begging you not to like me.....
I have my credibility to consider !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Ok then.
I loathe absolutely everyone.

All people are cunts, obviously.

You in particular. You cunt. Idiot. Twat. Worthless prick.

There. Is that better?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# O_o





(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
# it's time for some shit jokes!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# MLNGLMGLN!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# ..or this one from the Morgue...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# :D I also like the mong food one
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# :D
mong food, gotta be one of me most politically incorrect ones :D

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I got accused of crapness this evening. Here's a response. It's a caption on a photograph.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
# where's your sketch...?...
...heh heh.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
# that's the last thing you expect when you are LION on the ground
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# You stole that joke you CHEETAH!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
# pwoah!
Edit: fine, don't say hello!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hel....
OK, I won't then.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# bitch!



my finger slipped.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# *notes in little red book of revenge*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# thats rich..coming from you who is nearly always mean to me.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)
# and god damn it i will make you make up for it all.
with either drinks or sex...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# What about sex drinks?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# i like to remove...
...Ze-bra.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That seems to happen
to OCELOT!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# take it to the lynx board, please
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Ha.
You're a real Jaguar!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I think you may have...
leopard to conclusions there !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# i'm laughing so hard i'm gonna puma pants
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
" You can't leave that lyin' there! "

"It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

etc
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i've seen thoes 2 before!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Aw, man. I wish I had access to all my Henry pix.
Wtf happened to imageshack?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
#


there was a 'show your worst shopped pic ever' the other night. I really should have posted this one
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# They're all wearing black lipstick.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# GOTHS!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# ahh ha haaaaaaaa!!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# She should have gotten into the car. If one was available, of course.

In case you're at work again...
A man in a safari tent regards a lion poking its head under the edge.
Lion: "What do you mean I'll have to wait?"
Him: "Yes, cars haven't been invented yet."
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I'm loving the descriptions
They read like jokes without punchlines.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Thx. I'm practiced at it. I call them texttoons.
Been doing them as well as picture ones for years.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Despite consistent high quality year after year, I reckon this one gets on to Tahkcalb's Greatest Hits.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Internet memes are almost too easy to leverage.
But then I love running gags and bandwagons, so I do them anyway.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# If you ever, ever
use the word "leverage" as a verb again, I'll fucking torture you to death.
And the eyelids are just the fucking start.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
It sounds like I could interest you in some optimal and maximized intermodal synergies.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Phwoar, not 'alf. Going forward. In these challenging trading conditions.
If we can just optimise our intermodal synergies, having utilised our thinkspace, there's nothing we can't do going forward together.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
# "Thinkspace", five points there.
That is indeed a horrible one.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Ta.
I just invented that one on the spot.

I suppose I was thinking out of the box.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Mounting lions !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# goin' off uptown...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# SKATE FOR YOUR FREEDOM
Nicely done
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
# go fuck yourself!...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# ammo gonna fly like Rambo got bullets...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Skate is crime.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# sk8 iz pain...
...(believe me!)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# i broke my collar bone...
...but that's it!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
# YEAH
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
# ...i still...
...never watched E.T.,....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
# sweeeeet
 
right I am off to have a full retina scan, this is gonna be fun..
NOT
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Perhaps they might find some left.
But a great wanker, like you, undoubtedly has
gone totally blind by this point in your life.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# ..........don't do it!..............
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# awesome-0
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
# farout...
...is that a 'REAL' board?... :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# awesome.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i thought it wuz fresh myself...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# yo mo...
...you know!... :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
# forward or backward?

depends on where you focus
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I still love your yourallgay.com website
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Thanks.
Thanks indeed.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Allways forward
apart from one spazzo who is moving backwards
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# >>>> <<<<< >>>>> <<<<<
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# and they went and they went
and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# then they came
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Ooooooooooooo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# aaaahh.. :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# daily races...
...going nowhere... going nowhere...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# .....
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# sorry...
...(tears for fears song).
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# oh.... DUH
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
# ha ha...
...just testing ya...yeah, that's it...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Drunken Belligerence!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# *despite it being /board clicks the "text only" repeatedly*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I'm sorry,
I'm not really with the 'modern ways' :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Not you. I made the mistake of watching a bit of him once.
The urge to kill lingers to this day.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# quick Michael Macantyre joke;
"[subject][subject][subject]....hmmmmmm?"

"Hmmmmm?"

"HMMMMMMM!!?!??"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm too tied to be using any kind of machinery.

And I think that might include this computer :S
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# That reminds me I was going to do a gymnastics one too.
Woo.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HAHA, just a sec.
*goes back to cloning background instead of looking at posts and tubery*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I HAS A STRING!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
perfect
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# RIBBONS!!!! OMG! OMG!!
[/;-D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# What is that face?
A Man in a Peaked Cap Winking?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Wide brim fedora.
Black.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Smoooooth
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
# i love that cat!


edit: looks like s1.b3ta.com hosting is down :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# awwwwwwwww....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# That's great :)
But does it make me a furry if it gives me a semi-on?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# No, just a semi-furry.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

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