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# Evening Board
How's everyone doing this evening?


And yes I am fully aware of the speeling :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# haha that really tickled me!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Goes to show you should always check what might be in your hat before you put it on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Indeed, its my second biggest fear!
Your a photo type aswell aren't you? Know of any jobs on the go mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Not with us I'm afraid
www.bapla.org.uk was devoid of jobs when I last checked a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Sounds like a charity for people with amazing tits
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# No! Its much sexier than that...............
Oh no wait....... No it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Hah
Actually that's not far off the mark from what their job section had

'Work experience required'

"Now then Tarquin, who shall we offer this position to?"

"She did have gorgeous tits"

I should imagine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Yeah I've been looking about and there just doesn;t seem to be anything!
Ah well, cheers anyways dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Thankings!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# random silliness for a saturday evening..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...evenin' Archie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# evenin' fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That was some impressive lurking you gave up recently

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# rediscovered b3ta
when i was going through my old favourites folder
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I find there's some truth in the saying that you'll never leave

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# i also found this...
(needs sound) :) SFW
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hehehe...
although their strapline should be 'home of witty banter & lots of Top Gear'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# or 'home of Top Gear' for short :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Pretty much, yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Nursing a sore head sir?
Did they give you a great send off I hope? Good luck for Monday,
or have you squeezed in some hols before you start? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# BITTY!
woo.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahah
You silly man
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# haha
bitty
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Heheheh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Is this a little britain thing?
Its lost on me but still deserves a Woo I feel :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# It is, yes :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Ah gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I had forgotten that

Woo mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# ;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# oh
gosh!
:D


can I have a Dara doll plz
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so very sorry

I think if the internet and teletext could breed, this would be the offspring :)
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# How does it rate on the Bristol Stool scale?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Yours faithfully
A consistent No.4
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I thought a No 2 would be the logical answer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Mostly between 5 and 6
I drink a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# *rates everything 'main menu'*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Presumably the last one requires...
a cry of SweetKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

:: Hopes no one ever reads this ::
(JamesG, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I rate this one 11!
*clicks galore*
(Lord Chode, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# "Logs" on to the internet
and *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:52, archived)
#
Goatse should be CX, but otherwise clicky click
(misof, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *faints*
FP?! I can't believe it
Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Done this a while ago
A hi-res, more innocent 'bunchies' that I was going to put on a T-shirt. Never got round to finishing the shading on it's neck. Or making the T-shirt.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# WANT ONE!
what do you feed them on?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# needs to be 70% more smug
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# NNNNNNNNG
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha ace
who did the spunking one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I think it was Wasp Box, but I could be wrong.

edit: He does have it in his profile. b3ta.com/~Wasp%20Box
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Oh wow :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Where
do I aquire one of these fine beasts?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I like that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# This just fell out of my hard drive.

Biggles - 440K.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# this is porn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It is?
Ooops. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# yes, I see all kinds of naughty bits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Me too
oddly enough.

*Freuds*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Eeek!
It was unintentional, honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# all kinds?
i thought it was just tits.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I've no idea what kind of porn you must be into...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Clitores
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Well, yes.
I quite agree.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Put it back quick!
Thats an important dll file!

*clcik* v nice
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ah, so *that's* what they look like...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# This is the sort of thing they'd put in a medical documentary to try and make it interesting
Crazily cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Or the bits on Garnier/Loreal/ etc adverts where they go into
bogus science overload.

;-)

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# As ever,
A joy to see your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# i'm going to be after someone to create something for me soon in a similar style
i'm after a bolt (like a nut and bolt, but only the bolt) with a cow print on them in a large size at high quality.
would you be intersted?
(r3load, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# The cow image mapped onto the bolt, do you mean?
That's quite do-able.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# erm.
something very smooth and rounded but in the shape of a bolt.
images.smarter.com/300x300x15/30/73/5480773.jpg
meets
www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Images/DB_Detail/055090.jpg
although i would like the bolt to be shorter and more 'chubby'.
if you're interested can you message me a contact and an idea of cost.
(r3load, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Ah is this for your new site, cowbolt.com?
"For keeping all your cattle stationary"
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# go ahead, have both

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# So, kind of like this:
Very quick & dirty, need to sort the mapping out, and up the render quality.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# i love your stuff
so very much
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Thanks, WM!
You're very kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
delicious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Beach towel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ooh, itneresnit'
How'd you do this then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# !!!

Well sort of... it's a custom pattern used as a mask over a pixellated drawing. The pattern is scaled to fit the pixellation, then a texture was applied to the mask. After that I just played with the layer blend modes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Very cool.
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# ha! I was gonna....


...but you beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Haha
he's deeply shocked and offended.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I say!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# THAT
is art.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Has she got fat ankles
or those ugg boots on?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# that is really nice
(r3load, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# nice :D
looks like it's made out of legos
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I would very much like that as a beach towel
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# classic summer feel...
...nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Another unfinished I'm giving up on

It looks a little better massive, but not much.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# This is very nice.
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# thank you
I do struggle to give my pics 'life' though :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
It didn't end well for Frankenstein
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I've spent
5 minutes trying to think of an equally witty comeback to that. So I'll just have to say LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Thats a nice pearl necklace she has on
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I like this.
Great expression.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I thought it was
a little "I've been dead a week" look!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Now I'm worried why I like it!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# she looks lovely
its a good job keep goin wid it
(fishermanash, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's one of those things:
the more you mess with it, the worse it gets...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# who is she?
(r3load, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Good question
Nobody famous, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# but would you?
(r3load, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Often do...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# cor.
i'd love to drink her dirty bathwater
(r3load, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# that is great
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ty
kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# you always give up...
...follow through for once... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I do try not to
at least, not in polite company.
Seriously, I don't think any pic I ever made is 'finished': I always see bits that need doing right. Ad nauseum.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nothing topical no clever pun...just some hamsters havin'fun:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Isn't this a scene from G-Force?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# what is this"G-force"of which you speak?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# New hampster based action film....
Looks really good, but then i'm easily pleased by movies and shiney objects
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I think it's Guinea pigs, hence the G
Although I'm no expert on children's films.

ooh burn
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# They had hampster balls in the ad....
Although it could have been Guinea pigs, I wasn't paying too much attention as the 3d was making me really motion sick.... I threw up into my mega gulp cup about a third of the way through ice age 3!

"Discover Disney's G-Force - a comedy adventure about guinea pigs who are secretly government spies." bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Ace
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# weeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Just noticed
I love the one who throws his hands up! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yep that's pretty much awesome right there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Wheee
That gives me the smiles :)
(Cloudane, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yaaay!! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ...wow...
...hamster funland!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)(:
(herman:D, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I'll just pop this here
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
This has really tickled me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
Pimping something I spent too long on

www.b3ta.com/links/Coldplay_YKnow
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *CLICKED*
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Heheh
Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ...he's hot as a pistol...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# very good..
but its missing the greatest king of all..the king of pop needs to be in there
(fishermanash, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Damn!
I was really struggling with the last king, Jonathan was nearly King Kong. :-S
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# king kong was a better choice!...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Peter Andre?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I want my DON KING.
PS- I'm going out to ride around in my newly acquired JCB. Yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Junior Cock Boy?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Jahovah's Chinese biscuits!
Does it even count if one replies an hour late,
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# now this, would make for an interesting movie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Lee King.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha oof
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Like the film...


Click for bigger (114 kb)

A bit wank!
(fishermanash, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# He's pissing a cloud!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# SPUNK BUBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Kevin Mcloud!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# No really, you shouldn't have

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# is it Bruno day?...
...memo?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Let's have a game of die you dick!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# how do you play
Die you Dick?
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# just add crap to an image
sometimes it's amusing

mostly it's sad :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I would love to
but I just don't have the time today :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# actually I don't either
failly me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# next...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK

Now with added Crap Hitler
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Cleaning up my desktop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# with this?...
...no, you'll ruin it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Aquatic feline is hungry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# SAVE KITTY NOW!...
...you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# THIS AIN'T SEAWORLD!
THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Rockout with ones penis exposed!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# She gonna SMASH your desktop

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Lovely as ever Sir



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Way better that the screenwipes I've got here, that's for damn sure
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Very nice
Although you could have an eye out on those tits.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# these gypsies had a guesthouse...who knew?!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# How rare

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# yeah...
...i like mine well-done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Get a male and female one
And there will never be a housing shortage.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# ...fail...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Rabbithouses are the future
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Male?
Then it will be Buck house!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hey...
...i was gonna change my name to 'atomicWhoopWhoopFuckYeah'!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Go right ahead.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# nah...
...i will never change (unfortunately)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I've only added a bit for a bit.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# did he do a shop of you...
...and this is payback? (i saw a funny one of you yesterday...not sure who did it).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Nah.
It's a homage if anything.
Am I still being shopped???

Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# no link...
...it was like 24 hours ago... i don't know where it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
/chas and dave blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# kill tha wabbit...kill tha wabbit...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# wabbit just want to be friends
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# *pets*...
...*bleeds*!....... D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that means he likes you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# that explains why i'm dead now...
...thanks!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# DIBS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# TEE HEE.................cozy residence
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Radio one has never been the same :-(
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Someone keeps going around the streets of the area where I live
Spray-painting trousers on Brüno
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Lederhosen surely?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Lederhosen *are* trousers, Stanley.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# German trousers
if i'm not mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# No, leather trousers.
You really must extend your knowledge of German culture further* than the Sun and Fawlty Towers, Stanley.

*I accidentally typed 'führer'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Sausages!!
Don't forget the sausages!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# But that is nearly a laderhosen thong!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Not really since they are not made of leather
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You're mistaken.
Leder Hosen means "hose in front"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Actually more "Lead by trouser example"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# those silly Germans
they never make new words -- they just glue a bunch of existing words together.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I always thought it was ladderhosen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Handy if you have crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Dead trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# How rude of me!
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Cheers!
I was worried that no one would remember who Bruno Brooks was! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So er, colour matching algorithms, which one did you use?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ein kleines Flödelgrundel mit Mergengröt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Always nice to see the little Flödelgrundels,
especially with Mergengröt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Stop it you two

This is almost too sexy to endure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe...
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# The
I dont know how the fuck you do that settings
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# durrrrrrr

CFMore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You
Are rather talented.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Nicely.
and rather nice too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Would...
I got my degree recipt today...around £20,000 for a piece of paper!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Congrats!
I hope you frame it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Mother wants to frame it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Stop calling me mother
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'm your Daddy and don't you forget it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Is that what you tell all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, then carry on then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You're special, you should know that by now
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You will keep wearing those dresses!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I will as long as you keep the cheques coming
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Fool!
You could have bought on online for next to nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# But I wouldn't have learnt anything
Or made lots of friends
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
But I wouldn't have learnt anything procrastinated on b3ta

Or made lots of friends cried myself to sleep in my lonely bed. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I had plenty of sexy times at uni I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# It's only really sex is someone else is present:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You are in Florissant Missouri
Aicmfp

Love your style!
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# i sure do miss her young face!...
... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# she's still hawt tho
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# These things freak me out a bit

also: Christina Ricci with blonde hair? Who does she think she is?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I think you might like the somewhat fliddy arms :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# venting sum anger
(stevenevermind, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Sorry


EDIT: Hahaha I'm going to kill the two guys that run the stalls opposite me. They developed the habit of everytime I stick my head out the window to be noisy they start shouting, 'Juuuuump!'
EDIT EDIT: Which, I've just realise, is ironic seeing that they're standing right where someone hit the pavement after trying to top themself a month or so ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# stop being noisy out your window then
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# No.
B3ta would fall appart if I did!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# apart*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'll give you a part in a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# highly visible sniper rifle holding person silhoette at the window should help them with this issue
failing that, get a chainsaw and just chop them up, cockney style!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Arf!
Are they really that bad?
/Always wanted one blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I can't even drive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Why would you WANT a renault?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I like the shape.
It's just unfortunate that Renault designed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# It's got a wonky arse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# So has Mstandot, so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You are just strange!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahah oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# at least it wasn't a
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I wonder if "citroen" has etymological routes with the american "lemon laws"
which of course refer to "shit cars"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Candidate for "Funny Name Corner" ?
Fancy some skincare/hair-removal? There's only one place to go.....
www.all4skin.ch/
(b3ta_demeter, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Stoke the fires
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I bet they also fit fanbelts
/old as the hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# do you sell N1KE shoes
I'm just asking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Rodney King's dead
you unfeeling bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# close, but not quite
www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/07/rodney-king-detective-kil_n_227242.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Look, Steve,
if Erin thinks she can teach these kids, she can... she's going to print off some Tu Pac raps and teach the kids about poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# OMG
how do you know that 'Steve' is the casual version of my middle name?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Even weirder still
I used to go to school with a guy called Neil and both Steve and Neil have an 'E' in them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I once listened to a music
it was about drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I've listened to a music!
I must have taken drugs!

ONOES!

I once saw a cake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# WHO TOUCHED THE HAM?
YOU DID!
YOU DID!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Parsley poker!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# to the sink where you keep your razor?
who's foreskin?

To fluffah the post up. As disgussed earlier. Here is my pong machine that a bought a couple of years back in Oxfam for four quid.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I had shares in Prinztronic
it didn't really work out well for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I never had much left over from my 12p pocket money to have been able to afford their shares:P
Although I di remember the excitement on discovering my dad had brought one home. Although identical except it was all black.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# 12p would have got you a controlling stake
that's where I went wrong - I ended up running the company as a 5 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes but 12p also bought 12 flying sauces
and I had a bit of a sherbet habit back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# they've updated that, you know...
www.healthyandactive.com/six-channel-digital-electrosex-box.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha.
Own adjustment knob! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# We used to have that!!
pffft@Football,Tennis,Squash
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Sadly the gun wasn't with it.
I think it was possible that it suffered the same fate as mine. When no longer used the cable was cut off and the gun became a toy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# What gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# The gun!
FOr the shooting game. It cam with a gun and you had to fire at moving blocks. Hence the image of a gun on the left of the game dial.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh
We didn't have that then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# it needs more


Action.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hey guys this is a great opportunity to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# you first :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *shoves you in front of b3ta_demeter*
Go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# You don't want one flying into your window
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Oh!! How nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# fantastic as usual Mr Sanity
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Top hole!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I hate you.
And do you know why? Because since talking to you last week I have had Owner of a Lonely Heart stuck in my head pretty much constantly! You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Maybe this will help......
Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and thats the only way

Shake - shake yourself
Youre every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart


www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWvzZCZF1gw


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I can help you with that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvvyuoaER5Q
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# IT IS MY DREAM
THAT BULLETBALL WILL BE NOTHING SHORT OF AN OLYMPIC SPORT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# how is there room for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# glees
I really should get back into doing animashes. Haven't done one for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ditto on that
how do i do them again? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Extremely well if I recall.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# First you take a bird
and make another animal run up behind it very very fast...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# yes you should
either that or try and get funding for a cross breeding programme... I want to see girions wandering around SoHo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Now I know what took that huge crap on my car last week...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# WICKED!...
...i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrRRRRRrr
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Need a parrot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hi mate.
Wifeys checking where our room is in the hotel...i'll get back to you if its g/floor front, next to a brothel/nightclub etc. Still wanna go for a beer tho.!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah We'll have to try.
Make sure that she demands a back room. The hotel's on Cromwell Road, the start of the A4, which is a triple carrigeway.
If you're planning on eating out let me know what sort of food you like as I know all the restaurants in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ta
V much...will do
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hey lets have a challenge about who can be nice and everybody who sees them says "oh how nice"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# oh how nice
*there
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh how mice
Bugger.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Didn't we try that?
Wasn't everyone rude to us?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# but if we have a contest to be nasty
in order to try to trick the naturally rebellious b3tan into fluffiness, it will backfire and the world will implode in a mass of sweariness
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ^this is how the dinosaurs extincted themselves
* might not be historically correct
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I think the problem is that it's difficult to be challenging and nice at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# How nice!
Also, I think I shall go and buy a games console today. An old one though, coz they is the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I got (and I bought about 8 years ago still boxed in Oxfam for four quid)
One of the original dial controlled ant and ball consoles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Klaatu barada yoyo


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I think your bigger is smaller and your smaller is teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# that's
what all the girls sa.....


Hang on...?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's lunch time and therefore time for PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
Whatchu talkin bout Willis!!
(fishermanash, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ahaha

'noons
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# still the best ever.
EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# want pie now
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Would meatenburg do?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i've had to start cooking for myself recently
did not read the bit of the pie recipe that says "serves six to eight" (no i was not suspicious when I bought over a kilo of chicken, I was suspicious when it didn't all fit in my cooking pot) finally got rid of it today (after about a week)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
This is the cover of one of my fave cookbooks. Best recipe book cover ever!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# good grief, I am armed with the misguided knowledge of the internet for my recipes.
why are there two grenades on the cover?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You're new to cooking. You wouldn't know yet:P
An except about dinner manners:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha is there any recipies in that book?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Yes.
It is also one of my favourites for it's recipes as well so some really good cooking ones there things like how to do sundried tomatoes, homemade vinegars and how to make feta cheese.


EDIT: Have to show you this one. It says to me, 'Lock up your children'

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Too late
Looks like they've already eaten them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# The guy on the left has a secret chicken fillet under his chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *something about cricket and humble pie*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# pffft, I called the series result a long time ago:
www.b3ta.com/board/9046884
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Do you know what this is?
David
Simon
Steve
Tarquin
and Paul?

A completely list of everyone in Britain what gives a shit about cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# such a pity tarquin and paul fell out over simon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I think you misheard to situation
Tarquin and paul pulled out of Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# oh saucy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You are Ninj AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Have a Dodd carrier pearoast.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Dodd thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ZOMG! You're slowly turning in to Red Sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Haha!
It is his fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# YOU BASTARD! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It's a good thing though!!

At least I'm not called Mstandotghost!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Couldn't be,
your spelling is too good!

ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hehehe
You are corect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)

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