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# So thats were he went to.....


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yes i was bored.....
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Yes, along with...

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
#

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# that fucking squirrel even ruined a night out clubbing
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Is that Timmy Mallet?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# lol
sure why not
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Mr. Mallet
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I often go clubbing with the Great Mr Mallet
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I'm notinto those sort of clubs.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# there the best kind
bleepy industrial music and cheap beers
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hello Ghost-person
I just read what you said down there *points*.
It's bloody shite but seeing that you turned around the hostel and made it liveable maybe you could do the same for somewhere else?

I have a feeling things will turn out alright for you, in fact I am so certain of it that I will bookmark this reply and wave it in front of you when your arse lands in the the butter because I love to say "I told you so, so nyer".

The next place will have a whole new vista and you will have new subjects to photograph and new roads to witness and photograph when cars smash into each other, an' that :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# why the second account then?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I want to get away from the stupid post I did that night so I registered a second account in my real name
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# And how's that working out for you, scatboy?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# at least you're honest :)
there are many lessons you can learn from this place, hope others are forgiving and allow you to move on ;)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# what was the first one?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# tch0rt
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# aah..ta
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# is that mini me in the middle?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# yes its a mini Mr Mallet
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# heh :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Your honest opinion please

Do you think I might need to see a dentist?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# YES!!!!!
AND an eye & nose specialist as well.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I would have blown and possibly used a hanky.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# yer maw!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Yar mew
as the pirate kittens like to put it...
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# aar!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Now that
wasn't completely unexpected to see :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Should've gone to specsavers
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# The tusk really sets it off
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

bindun concept but i wanted to do my own
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# that looks almost like embroidery,
sausage embroidery.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Sorry just going to have to TJ.
The 2010 London bash is not off but as of the end of September O'Callaghan's is closing as my boss got an offer to turn it into flats.
I will do my upmost to find alternate accomdation and venue for the end of May next year.
The cunt gave me one months notice even though he's known for six.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hog bollocks, the cunt
Work some where with a big garden, then we can trash it, I mean have it there
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Meh
I've worked out that he owes me over 1.5k in redundancy pay.
I'll make sure I get an extra 1k for not going to the tax man with that I know:P
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# make sure the bastard pays you all of it
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# i could ruin him:P
I'm just a very dellusionised bunny atm.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I know that feeling
Make sure you clear the bodies out of the cellar :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I'll be putting them in there!
I put so much trust in him and so much of my own money. Then he went and completely shafted me.

Fuck the guy.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
Will you be homeless?

does the Embankment have internet access?
I'm looking forward to tramp-cam!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# My goodness . . . that is a lot of sausages to be sausaging around with . . .
sausage dreams to you !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# ta
..started out as just one.. then grew from there!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Sausage-itis !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# that's alot of meat...
...impressive!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Another quick and dirty compo entry at the behest of prostheses...apparently his nickname is Banger
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Mid if I roast these bangers?

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# what's that cricket ball doing there!
get me a tomato, stat! :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Avatar fail
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# "Avatar" for people who haven't seen what computer games have been doing for the last 10 years
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# (i was quite impressed with the trailer to be honest)
*hides*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# this^
I dont like movie snobs.. And thanks to the University of Aberystwyth I have academic theory on my side!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I'm not being snobbish,
just don't think the trailer showed anything I hadn't seen in half a dozen cut scenes
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Aye, to be fair it does look similar in quality to that Final Fantisy film
But story line looks interesting enough, I'm gonna give it a chance.

(also, appologies, wasn't meaning to explicitly call you a snob ;) )
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# it reminds me of the awful cg ending
to the 3d underwater film he made a few years ago.

the only imax 3d pic i've seen, and i want my fucking £12 back.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# The start looked like the Starship troopers CG series
with fake looking people, then it turned in to the recent clone Wars series. Now I hear the dialogue is Cameron's usual macho "Let's do this thing!" type stuff. I'll go see it, but I don't think a trip to 1986 cinema with sub Blur Studios graphics is what I'm after
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# que?

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# not 4chan fail

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Welcome to 4chan. Let me 4chan your 4chan.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yo dawg! We heard you like to 4chan
So we put a 4chan in your 4chan so you can troll while you troll!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha. I'm on /mu/ RIGHT NOW.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I went to 4chan once, some kid burnt my neck, i didn't like it
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I am immensely proud
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Demotivational images = 4chan apparently.
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Ah right
Who cares?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Yo Mamma!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# What did you just say?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# "Yeah I'd love a cup of tea instead of a beer cheers."
what did you just say?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# No one cares, man. It's the internet.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# lol internets
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# :) sorry
tea when i'm sleepy makes me into a bit of a bitch

i keep being told i should be excited about this film
but i've not been told why.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# it sinks.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Same here
Hense the picture
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# it shall be "meh"
using the cloverfield overhyped measure

(really though, sorry for that, i feel bad)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I like you
And I liked your cat pic.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# yey!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Back to school soon though, eh?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I saw a film called
Edit: Bloody sticky shift button, I can't be fucked now.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Harry Potter and t
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# ah the yorkshire
Abridged version
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# i preferred this one
io9.com/5340144/james-camerons-avetar-trailer-out-now

however, the blue aliens looked pretty good near the start, especially for integration into real world enviros, it's when they get into the CGed forest that you've seen everything before.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] New product line......
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hahah, onion ring
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# WELL I LIKED IT
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# As did I.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# YES!
*click*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hehe baldrick ^_^
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# This is awesome
And Blackadder rocks ^_^
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Clickety Click!
This is wonderful!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# heheh :D
thats the voice i've been reading this compo title in since it started.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# me too, I'd been umming and ahhing over how to do it, my first choice was below
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# !

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
is it bad that made me laugh out much more than the original post (which is muchly ace I should add)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm honestly glad it did :)
I thought a mash of Blackadder 3 and Grange Hill would be too obscure for most people :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# You're the Duke of New York..
.. you're A Number 1.

*clickage*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I love you
and I want to eat your babies. Have an old-school woo yay.

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# This
is just fantastic.
*click*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# It worked!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hah
this is what goes through my head every time I see Robbie Coltrane
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# bet that really fucks up episodes of Cracker :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# It's probably the reason I never got into it!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Oh.
And Aardvark!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I'd like to offer you my most enthusiastic contrafibularities
Wonderful
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Damn your eyes!!
ace!! :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Took me ages to remember
the dictionary one
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# .



(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# late newsletter
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Read it. Next, please.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# HOT SAUSAGES IN LOVE.
time to waste time!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# SCORE
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Phew
I was beginning to worry.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *stealth smoosh*
lo :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hot diggity hotdog.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# we were worried sick young man!!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# The Spockpotus


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Is a rare an intelligent creature
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# \\\//
and a nice looking chap he is
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# noice!
Cephaleonard Nimoy
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# yusss
Next one may have to be leopard nimoy

It was hard enough getting an octopus to do the vulcan hand thing.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I thought he was clapping.
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# buggeration
They do look like clapping. Ah well, deficiency of the species.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Shes ga ga for the Sausages!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# D: She has a sausage and 2 meatballs.
Also: Anyone care to remix one of her songs to some traditional Central European dance music?
I haven't the time or skills necessary to create a Polka Face masterpiece.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# i'm sure
Weird al will get around to it soon enough
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# PHWOAR
I'd like to "pepp"HER"oni":)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# DUNNO!
I dont like the look of that fungal infection in her arm pit!!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# i'd give that one too
:)))
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# hahahahah!
Any port in a storm Sailor!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, for fucks sake, not again...
Look what the sausage compo is doing to the poor b3ta server
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# AARGH....i've just lost connection
OH!back on now:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# someone has been porking the server
not good :(
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Unfortunate sausaging of the server.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Sauce ages
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *suseJ*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :D
"PROPER HISTORY"
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Catsup

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm, kinky sausage.

sexy


...i just spent over an hour and a half drawing this.
jesus.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Time well spent, I feel.
Nicely !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# i couldn't find a way to factor in my new lace drawing skill into the last compo
thank god for sausage.

now i just need one that's suited to the 55 bogroll tubes i've collected.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ahh, I'm not alone in collecting useless crap that I'll likely never use then.
I've got a box full of washed aluminium cans and a sack full of various sized red plastic rings from water pipe fittings, and thats just the easy to describe stuff.
I'd love to do something artistic with em but just never have the time.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:33, archived)
# also, woo to the sossij.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Currently: 40 empty boxes of tea.
Previously: a shoebox full of broken spark plugs.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Bordering on an OCD?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I put them aside for something in particular.
One day I'll find out what. Maybe I could use the empty tea boxes to store all the matchboxes I've been saving.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Knowing other people share my madness is good.
Maybe we should all collaborate on one fackin hyawj project.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Yeah!
With Mrs Morbo's bog rolls, your red plastic rings, and my boxes, we could build a really, erm, build a, yes.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# A rectangular octopus
Edit: damn subliminal spocktopus.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I shall bring approx 4 shopping bags crammed with "half used" tissues
and a few boxes full of "they're not quite empty yet" shampoo bottles from my cousin who explodes with anger when somebody dares mention the letters O, C and D in the same sentence.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# 4 bags of half used tissues?
that's the dog fed for a week then.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# i was thinking i could hunt for old blue peter projects
see if tracy island and such is actually doable.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# ARGH!
y'bastard!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Haaaaaaa!
;)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# knickers! :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# racist
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# it's lace. That would make him a Lacist.
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Boob tube is not knickers
Silly Prod ;)
'lo!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# oooh, that is some awesome work!
edit: bye ya all - and enjoy your weekends, thats an order!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# And what a nice drawing it is!
*clicked*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# ...i just spent over an hour and a half drawing this. - Jesus
- doesn't look anything like jesus!?!?!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# so THAT's why my alter piece got rejected
i had been wondering
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Time well spent...
*clicks*

Edit: Bloody hell, Dix! Pass the mop, will you?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# would
in the bum
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Lovely as ever :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ta's earl
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Think of it as an hour and a half of therapy
with lovely results.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Nice!
Saucy!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# sexiest sausage on the internet
:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# obz seems to agree
ta :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bread or Alive
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# with Durham Red Sauce
mmmm
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Cool as der cucumber!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Is that a clip from Cool Runnings?
I'm sure I recognise it.

Edit: Found it... www.imdb.com/media/rm3083245824/tt0106611
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Stronty Hot Dog
yum! you can really taste the Electro-nux!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Chitty Chitty Banger

click to embiggen
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# good entrail/entry
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] No matter how tempted you are...
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :(
Poorly Foon.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# How could you do such a thing to such a lovely Foon.
You'll bring on the Poonge.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# GAH!----he's all clogged up now!
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# aaaaw :(
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# aaawwww, poor thing....
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# this reminds me of todds sausage monster
though i guess they wouldn't get on that well.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# What?
Not even veggie sausages?
Give it a few cups of tea. One for each trumpet :)
*clicks*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] lexandra-Louise_and_Victoria-Big-Sausage
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(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# lol...i wish we had Victoria Bigsausage as our queen
lorra fun that would be:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# a lorra lorra fun
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *sneaks up*
*gooses*

*runs away giggling*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I like your special touch :D
*chases*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# It's the new talcum powder, isn't it?
Got it specially for you...

*trips over whilst trying to make his escape*

Ow! My knee!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *awards Oscar* :D
*pounces and tickles*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *imagines whole scenario*
!!!!:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, we can put on quite a show...
*sings*
Especially for yoooooouuuuuuuuuu.....
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)

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