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# haha it looks like i have finally made a friend
he's sat on the screen for hours, what shall i call him
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Watch out! Moths R Deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# ALSO:
snaxe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 'n skorpyuns
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# MOTHRA...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Skybro.
Also furthermore to this I do not like moths and my face is not the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# MWHAHAHAHA *flit flit flit*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Fucking moths. Fuck. Fluttery fucking drunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# There are no moths in my room, therefore it is safe to sleep.
GOODNIGHT, B3TALAND.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# nerbniht puhtix.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# My friend just made the point that to stop myself from oversleeping (as I only have 5 hours to sleep in)
I should stay up all night instead and sleep on the train I am catching tomorrow.
Is this a good plan?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# FLAWLESS PLAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# vladimir putin is about to rear his head
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Blah blah blah
Something about KittyVomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# You gotta call the firstborn Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Bagsy second's Zelt
Good name.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Ttssattsr Zelt Sushi-Vomit.
That's preeeeeetty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Tattoast, check this, it's crazy
farm3.static.flickr.com/2664/3839263332_bae2d8215b_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I gotta get me a shellgoatsheephornedthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I think the tongue is made from actual dog.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I love you Ttssattsr!
You know how painful me hand was? It doesn't hurt anymore now I know that I am only a hologram ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I bet you can walk through walls too. Do it. Walk through a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# And put the resultant video on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# OH MAN!
I JUST LIKE TOTALLY WALKED THROUGH A SAUSAGE!

BUT THEN I TOTALLY THOUGHT, WELL WHAT IF HE MEANS WALLS ICE CREAMS! SO I WALKED THROUGH A TWISTER AND I TOTALLY WALKED THROUGH SOME CORNISH CREAM TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Check that you didn't float. Holograms can float. Floating over stuff is no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# OH FUCK!
NOW YOU MENTIONS THAT I CANS FLOATS I TOTALLY STARTED FLOATINGS AWAY!

Luckily I had a really heavy snot that I blewed out my nose and it held on to the grounds for me.

Lucky snots! LUCKY SNOTS!

Wish you were here man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I'm sure we'll hang out sometime, dude. I hear you're short too. I got loads of insults for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Oh man!
I am well totally shrunked now :(

Can we play snookles?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yeah but you're just sat down on the chair next to me,you lying cunt
Oi!stop being a lying cunt you lying cunt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I aint a lying cunt you lying cunt!
I am well not visible to you at the moment. Everyone knows that people from further north than Colchester are unable to see holograms you cunt!

DIE YOU DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Sorry I can't see you cos kittyvomit in sat between us
you small lying cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Haha, all on the internet on the sofa.
Sofanet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Sofa Sogood.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# no, call it meat!
MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Meat the child. HA it works on roughly two levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# call it jeffrey
jeffrey is a nice name
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
www.zshare.net/download/64474719bfdb49ea/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# it will communicate in morse
thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud .
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# is there any creature as noble as the golden Llamador
Mans second best friend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmmv8kICQ4A
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# No wonder child suicide is growing by leaps and bounds.
Depressing twaddle carefully chosen for the maximum depletion of a child's will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# grate grate grate grate grate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# It does!
BRRRRIRLIANT!-ly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# OH SHIT
it cannot be unseen
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# BWOOOOOOOOOOP! Clap Snap TSHEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# That's as far as I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# she forgot the 'New York Echo'
"hello!!!"

...

...

"shut the fuck up!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ...and the Bronx Cheer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# at my school they did the cleaveland steamer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# glad i'm not the janitor there
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# covers the whole city, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# oh lawdy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# calm a llama down
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# last one then off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha
youl fit in well here :D
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hello kitty...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Bagkitteh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# 7 Yrs!

thanks to one and all for making it a load of fun!
special thanks to SSG for Flap!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# what's that in dog years?
happy candleday, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# woof woof *
* = do dogs count?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# they do if esther rantzen has any say in the matter
well, i'm off to bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# shit yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# FLAPPY B3TADAY!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Flap Rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Flappy b7taday to you . . . and Zank you for all of your fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Would...
Nice wrist action...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# who's looking at the wrists?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Must be code for something . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I know, I'm completely mezmorised by the design on that guitar
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# your wrist as you wank, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# FLAP!
Every body is coming of age today! Yay b3taday Zank :D



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# in space...
no-one can hear you flap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# *smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# glee!
candles in the wind ZF:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# double glee!
(we had a minor gale here earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Yay....!! happy candles .....
Just for you...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# best fuckin candle ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Oooooooooom . . . I'm being pulled in and rocked out by this )))))))o((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# ...but it's only been 6 years, 11 months and 30 days
:/
aww hell, happy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9655529
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# yay!! squishy hairline
along with her cousin wibble
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# [/:-)
Good name for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# im getting in early
due to the time difference!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# He's been baking a few of these lately....
Happy B3taday Zank!
*sends a truckload of beer down to Melbourne

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# eats, drinks....
excesses!
Cheers Bargy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# cheers Mo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# we luv ya, man...flap on...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# pfffttt....
hummuna hummuna hummuna!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# woohoo
fancy an early morning tooheys old?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i woke up choking on my own stomach acid so i might give it a rest for today
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# coupla mylanta
an straight back in!
maybe not - take it easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# happy b3taday \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# CAYK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday...
and congrats too for the best taste in music !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# cheeeeeeeeeeeeezeday!


I hope you have more happiness in the next year (and many puppies).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# many thanks RG!
see what the future brings - its got to get better from here on in!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# huzzah!

happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# wicked
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Hello new person.
Has it been that long?

Fek.


I remember when this was all text...
web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Who could blame it . . . and hey . . . how about that aftertaste !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i laughed...
...a little... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# arch enemies
awaits spanging
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# they're not even close...
...pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# oi you !
get off his back ,man-leave him alone:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I'll take the over on the under !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# ppft
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :(
my pfffft is borked
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# *span~n~n~g~g~g~g*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Oooof!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] modified pea for teh compo

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yyyyesss! Snake ppl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :D
Slimeys
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# They make being a slimy bastard look like fun...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# true-i nearly got to like"Bush"with all the amusng stuff peeps did
nearly:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# does it reptile?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Smash . . . you are good !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# yes i am
and my rates are reasonable ;)
EDIT: nicely psychedelic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# As soon as I heard tile . . . the flash back kicked in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# flashbacks can be fun
but they're annoying when you're hungover and the fella upstairs is having his fifth violently loud flashback of the day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Right . . . flash forward -------------------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# THE BUSINESS*
*five-star:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# More material from the shoe store . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# HEH HEH.....as long as you make 'em smaller and smaller and smaller
it's fine by me:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i may have to get a snake
i was going to a while ago, but my ex came to stay and brought his pet python, which was about 7 feet long and weighed a fucking ton. i may get a children's python, they're much easier to manage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# This gives a new meaning to the word . . . slither !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# "SLITHER"me timbers
captain:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# photoshopped pics only, etc..
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# SHUCKS!
thought it was RPS compo:(........*slopes off,forlorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Foghorn Forlorn . . . "It's only a joke son . . . yuck it up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# TIGRA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# CHEETARA
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# now your just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Now her just being silly what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# yes
wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I don't know its late and I need a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# as do i
*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# just rolling up now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# it's been a while since i got really stoned
the paranoia pisses me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i havent been really stoned in about 10 years
I'm feeling about ready for it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Nice one. Have a tiger coloured like a zebra.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR TIGER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I'll be needing a new scorecard . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# A tiger? In Africa? Much less a randy one with a horse fetish.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCkFhafk26A
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# everyone has watched Kenya over a http://www.weebls-stuff.com/
it proves there are tigers in africa
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# very nicely done!
Punk zebra approves!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# TJ...
happyfuckenb'dayyouthreadjackeryou.........................i lit a candle for you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Happy Fames To You While You Are Still Hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# thats great work paul
woo to camouflauged animals
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Shadow Play
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# *shadows*
*plays*
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# In that order ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# well
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I believe simultaneous might even work . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# it might at that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# i got 1000 rounds in this gun, see?!...
...no funny business, see...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I see what you mean . . . see ? ! . . .
Rat . . . a tat . . . tat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# take that copper!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# And recycle it . . . while you're at it . . . flatfoot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# CAW-HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Only the crow nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Oooh nice :)

tea?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Oooh my yes . . . what a fascinating progression !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# woo-that's ACE
have you been taking durgs?.............................:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I take them to the shoe store to try on gloves . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Pikey fair
Check this out, I went to one yesterday with my mate and his little lad, and paused by some shooting air rifle thingy, which cost two pound fifty for three shots. So I gave the pikey a fiver so me and Nick could have three shots each, which we both got, but were then confronted with our prizes

My three shots at £2.50 earned enough to claim a Bob Marly lighter at about 20p wholesale cost I reckon; combined we managed to to squeeze a small cuddly Orca Whale made in China that must have cost her about 50p. I felt genuinely fucking cheated after both of our shooting prowess aimed two feet in front of the target

There you go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# That . . . is one crack shot of a story . . . I like the way you call a pikey a pikey !
Very funny indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# It's called economics
you just have to notice at times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Economics 1-a . . . I'm sure that it's being taught in all of the finest schools !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Have a Polar dove :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# thank you, i shall
*takes*
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# oooooohhhhhhhh........... *GREEEEEEEEDY*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# it goes nicely with soup
and a glass of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# steak and peppercorn coup
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# the steak and peppercorn are organising a coup?
quickly, inform the government!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# CANNIBAL!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# if it would mean saving my life
then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# i want ice cream...
...right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# You're SCARING me dude.......
.....I'm actually MASTURBATING as we speak!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# TMI...
...(not the face...not the face).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
*comes on atomics arse*

*shoots milky ice cubes*

*HATES Eskimo viagra*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# where's that award for worst visual of the day?...
...i think you've earned it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# It's bark is worse than it's flight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
*Good one*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Nice
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# LMAO
*BRILLIANT*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I am definitely sure that that beast would devour any and all mice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# this is both freaky and disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# That's a Hoot!...
...for real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# it scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# its Ostrama bin laden
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Como se llama?...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# yes
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# pff
needs more turban
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Ostrama Bin LLAMA??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Inca Dinka Doo
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Bad NZ rugger player.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# he hates trolls...
...as you can see.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# and so should perish all distractions from books
including food, chairs and hearing
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# 'Hi kid, it's me,...the Learning Monster!'...
...*BANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# "it was self-defence"
"i saw it all occifer"...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# too bad the kid has a prior record...
...possession of a firearm, intent to commit murder, arson,...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# he has the cold, dead eyes of a killer
or a manga character
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# damn that pokemon...
...damn it to Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# we lost 15 good men to those pokemon bastards
there were body parts and pokeballs everywhere, man! i can still hear the screaming and that hideous, evil cry of "squirtle squirt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I will change into Monsterfuck...
...or whatever they change into...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# cunts
they change into cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# everything eventually does...
...'tis the way of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# true,. true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# thats the way..
shoot first, ask questions later!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hey...
...he asked for it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# QUIET IN THE LIBARY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# two wrongs don't make a right...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Right!...
...Two rights are right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# He only wanted to play. Why you gotta be a JERK?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ...don't fuck with a teenager, man...
...don't do it....don't do it...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# That troll has the same eyes of the flying spaghetti monster
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# that died 2 years ago...
...didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Gee, what agro! It just wanted to be friendly.
Was thinking about your mars set. Did this sketch last night.

Might do full out version with all the subparts when I have a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Wow...
...that is freakin' cool, man!...Maybe we can sell it to Nasa.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Thx. Just a quick draft of the major parts.
I'll need to do it with a longer body to fit the robot arm.
But it looks like I can get close to your design. I'll try the
to do the ship too. Sometime midweek at the earliest.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# wait 'til you see my next one...
...*thumbs lapel in pride*....anyways...here's a better look:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ride On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# To the bar!...
...There's a girl with 3 tits there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# *saved*
Thanks, I see more now, including that it is a sample box on the running board.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# ...and...
...there's a big light on the front, two laser guns, two searchlights, escape hatch on top, ladder, satellite dish, solar panels, side window, robotic arm, sample collection box, cannon on back, hook and pulley on back, computer set-ups in the cockpit, two operators inside...it's as big as a monster truck. Everything is bigger in space.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Woah, thats cool!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I really dig those wheels !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Not my usual sort of thing, but . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# zombie love is a beautiful thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# What does she see in him?
His neck is made out of a fucking forehead, for fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# all women love a stiff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Rev Jesse?
Nicely done tho!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# He'd have done the ears
and the arm.

Cropping his arm out of the shot is clearly idle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# his ear preserved well :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# It is not his,
it is her ear and she is hugging him with her head.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# oddly enough, as i keep looking at this i hardly notice him at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# what an ugly girl!...
...ewwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# "He just walked into the door, didn't you Keith? DIDN'T YOU."
"...yes :( "
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Those quotes sound potentially funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Yes . . . on the first date !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Rigor mortis is so very popular with the girls.
Gnarly! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# would
and the one on the left too
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# new T-shirt spamspamspam
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I read that as 'Say No to Cheggers'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# t'other^
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I endorse this sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# He only leads to harder shuff
Wogan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# best place
but be sure not to get stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Good thinking
BEST TO BE SAFE.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Cheggers
know the risks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# you only hide in there
so he can slide his tiny man meat through your slot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# random Cheggers fact
Cheggers has a twin brother called Jeffrey.
(presumably he is not chuffed that Keith showed the world that he has a tiny cock)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# while wearing a pith helmet
pith helmets = comedy hats of all ages
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I want one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# i have friends that are identical twins
strangely, one does have a bigger cock than the other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Interesting
Have you seen this for yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# yes
they are fond of asking for comparisons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# rather you than me
I have no yearning to become a Cock Inspector.
That said, Flange Assessor would make an interesting change from IT.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# i do enjoy a good cock inspection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# happy candleday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Yours will start any second now, I think!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yes but at the stroke of midnight
i may also turn into a pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# you old folks
clogging up /board
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Sorry
Who are you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# there should be a geriatric ward for old b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# it's called the dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Heheheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No dear, not ward, board!
It's called the messageboard. now tootle of to /talk there's a good boy. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# speak loudly and slowly
into the trumpet dearie!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Mmmmm
pie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Cakes too!
Happy this day, I just missed mine, by 4 days. With my punctuality that qualifies as "just".
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# we should all say no to cheggers
especially if he's naked again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ironally I am currently starkers
*flaps about*
*makes I b3ta in the noddy badge*
We've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i completely believe this
i may get naked and count my bruises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yes
This is a good thing after a night out:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# not a night out
a most excellent day of paintballing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# did he mind?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# pfff
i would go again tomorrow if i could
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# would he mind?:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# of course not
everyone loves a bit of Smash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Do dodo do do do dodododod...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# silly person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *spluffs*
EDIT: Is that a birthday Shepherd's pie?
If so this is something the world should be aware of and should replace the dated birthday cake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I don't know.
But I do know, that its really really nice because it contains a lot of niceness
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You can also have birthday cheeses too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Why not? they'd be great with birthday wine too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# vodka. birthday vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# PlAyS pOp!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# happy b3taday fella
enjoy the cake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# 7 years?!
fucking hell

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I do already.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You're far too polite.
I just ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# My favourite line is reserved for save the RSPCA.
"I am sorry, but I am routinely cruel to animals."

I like to tell the NSPCC that "I hate children. Cannot bear the little worms." when I have my three in tow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# whats a chuggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# charity mugger
basters that swarm the streets demanding you pay a monthly fee to a child in Africa or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# who work on commission quite often, it's absolutely the worst way of giving to charity.
I give to charity, but I object to being hassled every ten yards during my lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# A lot of the charities use outsourced sales staff.
It seems that its the same here. One of these days I'm going to go up to them and ask for money
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i was right
filthy fuckin tip rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# my guess is they be akin to
filthy fuckin tip rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i have to plan my route around town to avoid those bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# NOW ya tell me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# more of this...
...kind of thinking!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# It hurts when I think like that.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] She's got a loverly bunch
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# OI OI SAVELOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# bends over
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Thanky
The one day of the years when the sun does shine out of my arse (1 candle power).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# mine positively glows
but that's from the amount of hits i took in it yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# And obviouslythe thorough use of Brasso!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ahh, the Brasso
there's nothing quite like a gentle chafing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Good god!
you've been about for at least seven years

Woo mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Older. My second account:P
I remember when all this were fields one post stayed on the board half a day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Why did you jump account?
Give us the 7 year old gossip
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Forgot the password
and at the time there wasn't an indicator of how long you'd be on. I never contemplated that I'd still be here 8 years later
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I have only been here since 2004
and I always thought of you as a youngster.

It is odd how we form strange preconceptions.

Also, I love cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Nope.
2002. I know this as I remember the contract I was on at the time.
I haven't always used riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Not always Riverghost on this account?
I think this one started as just Manley, but, as you will recall, I had a good many accounts banned, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I used to be f3ral
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You still fucking are.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Tell me something I don't know:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I still can't believe Bela Lugosi's Dad has been here for less time than I have
elvisweathercock too. They seem like proper regulars.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# You still seem like a total noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# So do you
noob
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Says you,
swirly black shape boy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I was going to go back to those the otherday. I need a cool source image to inspire me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Thanks, man.
You do have about a month of seniority over me, so I'll just bend over and take it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You ARE easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You don't even have to make me a mixtape
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I still have Zelter.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Well you should totally nurture it
I'll pretend to be your friend at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I have new stuff to add. I've ripped a few musics since I last checked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Okay, well for the moment at least, glomp to you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# i've only been on here for 2 years
it seems like much longer, but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# b3ta seems to have been the very first website that 'sort of stuck'
I was on the road as a despatch rider when I first came upon it, so didn't sign up for a year or two, given I only ever had precious minutes on my controller's PC to view it when he went off for a smoke and I was waiting for a job
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Did the PC not fall off the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I had perviously been a chauffeur controller in the nineties
I was very used to sitting in his chair when he wasn't about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I bet you did you saucy minx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday,
you old bugger
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# cheers matey.
I'd like to thank my family
Everyone that worked with me on this project
My costars
And God.

*Gwineths*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# happy b3taday \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I like to use a cupcake to pad out my undies too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# She
will be dead soon, then the biggest street party the world has ever seen will take place.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I see no great positive in her death.
In all honesty it will make no difference to the world at all, except that some of her family members will be sad.

I can take no pleasure in the misery of others, especially when I gain nothing by it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Agreed,
but we can register our disdain for what she did by holding a street party so big that the media have to report it..

Maggie's dead! Nation parties!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Butcher...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# HE FLOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# HUFFAH
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE
*offers balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Caterpillar.
What game is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# No, no, no, silly.
He is a butcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# OH.
So who is the caterpillar?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I...don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# So it's my turn to roll the dice. I landed on a King of Clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I cast
*Spell of Magic*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Ttssattsr use Defence Curl.
Professor Plum in the Library with a cuttlefish?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
Oh...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I buy Picadilly Circus.
You have to pay if you land there
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# yeah
but only £28
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Have you being playing with the ketchup again?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Nail varnish, actually.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Doctor, lawyer...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# E5.
Hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# You sank my Battleshit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# A pound of pork and beef please


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Pork Chopper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# it looks a bit late for that pantyliner onna stick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It's an
axe
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# damn, now I'm really hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# pork pie
sorted \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I really like the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# his hair is wierd
Is it bob marley?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Maybe.
No woman no cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Dead woman don't cry
SLAP CHOP CHOP CHOP
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# SLAP AND CHOP
SLAP ALL YOUR TROUBLES AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# WATCH THIS,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# STOP HAVING BORING SALAD
STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# BREAKFAST TO GO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# You bastards.
I'd only just evicted that from my brain, it's been lurking in there for months.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# :D
It looks like I'll be living on exeter road, in sellyoak if you know that area at all?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I don't really know it, but looks pretty handy for the Uni.
I've just sorted out my new place in Coventry, which is a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# House looks good
Im gonna go up for a visit soon and meet the other 2 housemates, but they sound pretty cool, and it's only 55 a week
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Mine's a fair bit more expensive unfortunately.
But then, it is a house and it'll be just me there for a while. Are you living with other postgrads?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# yeah, well I havent signed or anything yet,
but it's a guy doing materials phd and a chick doing a MSc in hydrology or something, but they seem pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Sounds like a real party house
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Tbh, a nice quiet house will be good
I'll need to do some work,
I'll join Brumski, that's my drinking solved
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I'm quite looking forward to a nice quiet house too.
After being in flats for a couple of years with annoying neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# :(
Boo to noisy neighbours

buy a drum kit, FUCK THEM UP!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Nah,
then I'd be as bad as the bloke who thinks we all want to hear him trying to play the bass.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I shall live near you.
Nearish, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Shit, you're in brum>!>>!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I live in Leamington during uni months
Which is only about half an hour away.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Which uni you go to?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Warwick
Fun fact they don't put in the prospectus: It's not in Warwick, it's in a field on the outskirts of Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Oh cool
BRUM BASH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# You organise it
Last one I organised I had a lemon asleep on my sofa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# He (she) needs a hairnet.............
.to comply with health and safety regulations

.and click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Woo!
And quite possibly "Yay!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Why thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Claim he's making sausages
and compo that mofo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh my,
that is superb.

Try less hard with arms.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Thank you very much.
And okayy, I will :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# *i like this*
it has energy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I was browsing through my Aunt's 1934 high school year book today.
In the back, along with other sponsorships from local businesses was an ad offering 'home killed meat'. There was no mention of a business name, only the name of the proprietor along with his 3 digit phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Awww look how happy it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Too happy.
It's a trick - get an axe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# why are all boz-eyed ones so happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Ignorance is bliss, apparently..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# nice smile :-)

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that cow just shot down gold leader :O
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# go for the udders, it may be our only chance of stopping them!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# *oof*
Right in the balls..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'm off to China next week for a month, and I'll be to busy to post anything new up to then, so I'll see you all in 5 weeks \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Say hello to EVERYONE THERE for me.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
^and from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# you have very industrious pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ultimate BLAST OFF . . . have a trippy trip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I was going to make it take off
But that took three hours to make, and I'm hungy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# HELLO? CHINA? THAT'S A HELL OF A LANGUAGE YOU'VE GOT THERE.
Also, hooray for Carrotfreight™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# China still cool! We pay later! Later!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I'm trying not to think about the fact I'm can't yet speak the lingo
and I'm going to be staying with many families who don't speak english.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Get this
www.amazon.co.uk/Wordless-Travel-Book-Pictures-Communicate/dp/0898158095

SORTED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Well, that's my holiday sorted.
To the aeroplane station!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# these are so delightful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Happy trails, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Pance rocket?
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# that is a huge erection
coming ouut of your underpants!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# bring me back some drugs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# FIRE THE COCK CANNON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# booooom!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Six hundred and forty-eight frames
Are you quite mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# reasonably
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Your pance are incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# fuck
i see the RSS feed has died on it's arse again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# It's been dead and unburied longer than Michael Jackson
but that's largely due to the fact that I've hardly made any of my usual images lately. Long story short, I've been having real problems with my eyes, and in fact I honestly suspected I was going blind. It turns out I'm not, but my eyes are pretty much fucked now and there's nothing that can be done about it.
I'm trying to get myself back into making things but it's very difficult, as is all work at the computer. I'm even having problems driving when it's bright out. Like I say though, I'm picking myself back up now and trying to just deal with it. Hopefully I'll get back to everything properly at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# bloody hell!
all the best with that matey, permanent or merely long-term?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Cheers.
I don't honestly know, some people I've spoken to with similar problems have said it can sometimes improve over time, meaning years. My eye doctor was non-commital. I need to work on the assumption that this is how it is for me now, and try to learn to deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yikes!
Bad luck dude *man huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :(
well you did the right thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIaV8swc-fo&feature=related
blindness is one of the top three symptoms you should not ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# What happened, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Floaters, lol.
Pretty much everyone has 'floaters' in their eyes but over the last 6 months it's been like looking through a snowglobe full of shit. My eye doc says it's due to vitreous detachments in both eyes. I'm unfortunate in having it pretty bad in both eyes. Frankly, it's been depressing the fucking life out of me, which is partly why I've been a bit shitty at times, for which I apologise to all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Oh damn, man. That's really crappy luck.
*snuggleglomps?*

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# my sympathies
i've got cataracts, i know how much eyes can fuck you up. have they started suggesting transplants? if they haven't there's still a chance it could get better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
Is it treatable?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# yeah, but not for several years
they'll wait until i'm practically blind, then fix it. i knew this was coming, i've had problems with my eyes since birth. i was told i'd be blind before i turned 20, so i'm already ahead of the game ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Why do they wait for it to get so bad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i think
it's because the cataracts are thicker then and easier to remove, but i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Soz dude!
All the best from me and Sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# i've just googled that
i havve a few irritating floaters, and i'm very pissed off to learn that i can't eye wash them away.

the thought of having loads of them is horrible, and i really feel for you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I figure they come with age. I never got the Family Guy jokes about them as I've not encountered one yet. Not that I've noticed anyway, but I'm only 20 - so I guess there's still time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh man . . . more power to you !
I started losing my eyes . . . had holes burnt in with lasers . . . I now take three different drops four times a day and am now stabilizing too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Yow.
I am such a pitiful coward about this stuff. I admire your courage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# if you can read this
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I mean, I can still laugh you cunts, I'm not actually fucking dead yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# you are rather old though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# BUT NOT TECHNICALLY DEAD, THAT'S MY POINT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Mofaha I always assumed you were quite young. Are you not young?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Haha
old as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL TRACK DOWN A PHOTO OF YOU. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S WHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# don't worry, no one whose had their liver extracted by me has ever lived.

end python quote
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'm waiting for the "I whistled for a cab and when it came near..."
Please tell me this is just mega trolling :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Haha
all too real I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# arf..he's nice,but Dim(BLEBY)................:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# \o/
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Stay Hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Dlimble Blimblee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha Marvellous!
Sushi likes it too
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Redsushi isn't real. He's a hologram. Trying shitting in his hands.
You can't do it because they're not really there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Sushi Jack:
Then why does my hand hurt so much?

Stan edit:
If he doesn't exist then I'm in the same room as Kittyvomit....on our own.............
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Because he keeps breaking all his bones. Football playing moron.
Cyber football. He's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# dear mstan,kitty and sushi
I wondered what you and kitty would look like if you swapped glasses..I'd like to share,but I won't post it if any of you have objections.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# He beee gee bee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# well you gotta keep you false teeth and glass eyes somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# copy paste eyes
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# well thats you off my xmas list
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# like lambs to the slaughter
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# _this_ is why I'm vegetarian
not for any other reason; this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# you're vegetarian because of demonic lambs skewered by swords?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# No because if you eat lamb then this will come and sit on the end of your bed
drinking your beer
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# just avoid lamb
i'm sure the pork version of this is a right poof
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Also avoid the duck
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] duck with teeefs!


Click for bigger (44 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Aargh! Kill i...
Oh, you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Oh good godfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# dorothy perkins
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# H&M
what are we doing?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# NEXT
i have no idea, you started it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# River Island
I'm sorry, I was saying it was a good photoshop :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# world of leather
aha! i see now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Clarks
Yes... shall we stop now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# its true
i've seen it happen
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)

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