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# Blame Monty for this one...


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I know...
There's always a United fan...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
You bad, bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# barry...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Dark Hams 8

Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahah, it begins!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# uh-oh!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has the piccalilli sinister come into play?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ha ha
i'm loving these
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I love your drawing style.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha what the..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha
VWORP indeed....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# haha
never before have I been so tense about ham
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# i will not be able to rest
untill i know what the hell is going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# yay..love the cartoony artwork
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm hooked...
When do I get my next fix of DH?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha
DOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I love a JigSSaw! (think I've got it on my second attempt)

There just has to be more to this than a shit logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I prefer it as Lisa Simpson sucking cock...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ^ this
since someone suggested it when it first came out, i cannot unsee it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Oh that's nice
In all honesty though I was expecting the parts to reassemble into a pair of hands and one of the olympic rings to slip onto a finger
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I'll have to do that when I get a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Yup exactly what went through my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The olypix is run by nazis omg
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Others are allowed to run in them as well
But it has been said that the odd Nazi likes participating.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Quick!
Somebody call The Goat!


Alternatively: don't.

(Nicely!)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaaand that's lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# YES!
That's a Bobby Dazzler!

Edit: wish I was at home so I could do a Cash in the Atic Atac to post here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha top idea!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Curses no photoshop
and out of lunch and back into work :
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Bah!
...and paint.net is your friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# you inspired me:

I would totally buy an AT-AT piggy bank
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# needs more kilroy-silk
and dale winton
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I never thought I'd ever see that sentence!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# you've obviously never run a concentration camp
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You say that, but
Maybe I did, I just wasn't very good at it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# heheheh
ROLFMAOOL!


Probably a bit too early for rolfmaool really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# wtf is that???
put me off my beef jerky
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# that's rolfmaool
he likes you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I don't like him
make him go away
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# SHOOO SHOOOO!
he's not budging
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# then out with the flaming shithammers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Golly that's rather scary!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I dunno what that is
but I'm not eating it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# What the shitting crikey....?
Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# it is a broken cow
www.kashvet.org/oasis/?p=112
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# why did i click that...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# cos there isn't a deformed bovine channel on youporn?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Really?
They're missing an opportunity...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Why the hell noT!
This is the internet, godammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ahhhh...
There's a bit on human cyclopes in the Exquisite Bodies exhibition at the Wellcome Collection. Apparently not all of them are stillborn - and, very occasionally, you'll get one that survives to adulthood.

Or, at least, you did before ultrasound meant you could spot it way before birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# google image results for human cyclops says *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# don't spoil his lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# moley, what on earth does "Chedge" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I would imagine it's C Hedge
Where the C is Chris, or Colin, or Clive....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I reckon it's Calvin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Cuthbert
or Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Clarence maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# or christine
or carol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# It could be Colossus!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Chedge Hedge esq.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Carlton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Cecil
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha
pronounced the American way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# How's that different?
See-sil rather than Se-sil, in the manner of Coal-in rather than Col-in?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Shhhh!!!! Or they'll all want one.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# my cat brings loads of these in for me
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Walnut collecting cat?
cool
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# he's a talented moggy
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9692055
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh yeah - utterly different from concept to finished product...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# The lesser spotted, short eared bilby?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Teeny, tiny fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# it's a cuntrat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hehehe
my cat brought a duck back recently. That made a fucking mess in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# That's lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah, my pet brings in a fair few of them too.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# as does mine

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I loz owls...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ah, the Fires of Ork
anyone here use NI Reaktor? my carbon.ens has gone awol :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Maybe its leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I like stork margarine because...
I've only got one leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# CLEVER BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *runs and hides*


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Thats the new Dr Who, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I remember her...

*Fwaps a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Oh Mindy.....
Also:ARF!
Also Also:NWOT

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Can everyone just post pictures with her in for the rest of the day
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Motion carried.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ^yes.. she's lully
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This and...
videos
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# oh my... she's nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Blimey.
It's 'Carry on Fermata'!
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# yes yes yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nano-Nano!
From today forth it shall be known as Min-DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Nanoo nanoo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I want some braces, I'll probably go for red ones though...the rainbow pattern may get me some unwanted admirers
...I flatter myself :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Speaking of all things fictional and fantasy movies and such, may I threadjack a wee bit?
They are filming the next "Narnia" movie a kilometer or so up the road from where I work....

This is "The Dawn Treader", and it's been brought up here to Brisbane, assembled, and they started filming last week. The whole thing is on a massive gimbal, so it rocks, spins, rotates and heaves around quite realistically. Been spending a few lunch breaks enjoying fish and chips and watching the fight scenes on board.





Threadjack over. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Needs less religious overtones.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Cool

Have you comsidered ..erm...boatjacking it and taking it for a spin on the ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Several times.
Might even throw in the waterskis if I could hijack some of the buffed young types to work the oars as well ;)

mmmmmm, stroke, stroke! 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# teehee
I find the phrase "massive gimbal" strangely amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I find it strangely arousing!
But then, that's just me

Don't even mention coxswains!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I'd forgotten just how delicious Pam Dawber actually was..
.. thanks for the reminder.

Have a click by way of thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# He's a complicated man..


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit shopping orcs..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Shut your mouth! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Word!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Au contraire, mon brave
He never made more sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Right on!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# that's just silly

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# so is yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Welcome to US Open
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# New balls please
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# She has a fierce grip
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
#
Hahahahahahaha......indeed
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# tennis lols!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Rodent sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Country Music in the Bible, Part 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# What's with all the orc pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# They seemed to suit the orcassion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# That's a forckin awful pun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Now you're just being orkward.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Ninj started it
i blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Ah yes - the implants of the Red Sea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# "I spend a lot of money on looking this trashy"
Dolly Parton's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Orc Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hmmmm
Crispy pig flesh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# With hairy bits...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# and purple ink tattoos
...*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# YES!
Also... I could eat some pork scratchings now.

/starving blog

EDIT: Also, how scary is that butcher!?!?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# not that scary...with his cute sailor dress on
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Maximinimus facts #117
Maximinimus is a trained butcher, having trained as a butcher part time whilst at college.

Now, how terrifying is that butcher compared to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I always found him quite comforting
as I knew tasty pork related snacks were not far away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# mmm salty
The only time I ever eat pork scratchings is at beer festivals... I also ate a really hairy one for a bet once.

NINGLES ALL
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ningles!
I am rather partial to a pork scratching. Although the overmanufactured ones (such as Mr. Porky's) take all the fun out of them.

There used to be a real thrill of danger eating proper scratchings (e.g. Jay's, of Sheffield), where you were never quite sure on biting down on one whether it would be pure crunchy goodness, or if your teeth would sink into squishy, yielding grease...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ^This^
And I live next door to a butchers shop, so I know the derma-porky pleasure is only a seconds walk away....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# oh man teh grease
i prefer the beer festival ones they're "fresher"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hairy ones are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I prefer Chicken Ichings and Donkey Scabs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahahah! ace :D
I'm starting to get hungry.... That vending maching better have packets of Frazzels, or else!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Frazzles? at this time of the day?
You will be burping not-real-bacon for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I know, but they are just so damn good.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "NOW OVER TO MORPH AND CHAS FOR SOME CRAZY CLAY ACTION!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It's amazing quite what Tony got up to in his day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Jedi or Sith?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hang on - that pic was Mandelson last week.
I call shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Completely different pic ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# More pearoasts!


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Violently Happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I reckon I'm gonna need a lot of paper bags today.....
;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Shopped pictures only etc etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Holy Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] He's actually married to Mavis Beacon, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *giggles*
Learning to touch type at the moment, and spent most of Saturday morning typing 'loolloloolllollololololollolloloolllolllolollolololololololololol'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Tastes like ham!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Haha :D
This was my favourite touch too

S, Abu Hamza is a ham toucher eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *subscribes*
I have a feeling today is going to be "Orc Monday" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Nork monday you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I wouldn't turn my nose up at that, either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I have a feeling today is going to push me further towards going absolutely bloody postal at work.
Ningles, Le Bóard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# sellotape an open stapler to a ruler
so you can run around slapping staples into peoples heads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# This would be the most rational thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ningles
And don't worry we all have mondays like that...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I feel a little more like...
This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oh dear...
Avoid sneezing, and people who are just about to take a bite of sammich. Oh, and take the day off sick too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Noorcs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Pffftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ^ I like this

* Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *wanders off to fetch a paper bag*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Arsehole Calibur
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Deserves a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# In other news...
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hihihihi
word
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Beware the talking lapel!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Huw's lappel is a Ventriloquist?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# NO
The standard speech bubble shape is too difficult to edit for me.

FIXED
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Curse you you ninja!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# You da man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)

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