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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ha!
*clicks*
TO INSIDE YOUR BUM, AND BEYOND!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Ronald McDonald is about to be violated
so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Here's a re-worked version of my entry from last night. Hope you don't mind me slipping it in here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
great! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *boilks*
:x
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] LADYBOYS
(DELMINKYMANKYFUNKYMONKEY Meh!!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
Looking back all that was needed was the majenta pink Penis(s)
(DELMINKYMANKYFUNKYMONKEY Meh!!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# really? are they ladyboys? the one on the left had me fooled.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# would X 5
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
#
It took far too long to find these these are the most "boyish" looking out the lot


Still Would though
(DELMINKYMANKYFUNKYMONKEY Meh!!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Sorry - had to get this one out of my head... as it were


The bits at the bottom are unshopped :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# lol flowers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha
*lifts shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Inspired by freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
who?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Wassup dog.
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Oh god
Its like I'm in a bukkake party, and I'm the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

Stuck on a "naughty bits" sticker :)
(Virulent, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# There's a bum on my screen.
A bum I tell you!

Yes, it's a bum.

Nice bum though, but still a bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Not true...
She's got a job!
(Virulent, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] RP
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Christ Barb!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I know, sorry
This was from my less-savoury days
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# No kidding... ;)
I'm quite surprised it wasn't still adblocked from back then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Isn't that Racist? Or just Racy!
(JakeyD, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's just unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Disco Ball an all! Boogie Wogie! (Sorry!)
(JakeyD, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Gotta love those bedtime stories...
"Let me in, or I'll huff and I'll puff..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# looks like they are breaking in
typical.
(Mr Chicken, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ^ this
You know computery things. Is there some setting that can be applied which will automatically block and image with more than about 20% skin tones in it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Haha
if there isn't, there should be. Somebody cleverer than me could probably turn that into a firefox add-in, maybe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# i think there was a few years back
it was to hunt through people's computers for porn. (checking the cache, that kind of thing.) it found lots of things that weren't porn but happened to have similar tones and people complained. probably people who didn't want it scanning their cache and finding all the bestiality. though bestiality would probably be under the radar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# She appeared in the Darwinian masterpiece
"The Arse-scent of Man"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# fuck's sake
what part of "keep the covers safe for work" are people not understanding?

i'll have to actually do some work while i'm at work now. pah.

(yes, yes, i know, "*none* of b3ta is safe for work" and it's not and i normally don't give a toss because of where my office is, but even in my secluded round-the-corner out of the way place in a side-office i'm a bit hesitant about the stream of flesh, dildos and cocks that this challenge has produced...)


edit: that sounds arsier than it was meant to, b3ta's not actually safe for work any day but even so it does say it in the form and this is getting a bit much for even liberal work attitudes like i've got here...



edit squared: cheers for the edit :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Is there a bum on your screen too?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# There is indeed a bum on my screen
It's a very nice bum and were I at home I would be very happy to see the bum on my screen, but it's still a bum and I'm on B3ta at work
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Lovely bottom...
but I must hide this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Very thoughtful on the edit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Toapical
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] dunno if this counts as porn ...
... but it has as much detail as I ever want to see, thankyouverymuch

(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I think it should
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# HAHA
Nice idea, good shopping
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I LOVE KATIE HOLMES! I LOVE KATIE HOLMES! I LOVE KATIE HOLMES! I'M NOT GAY!
I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# AND XENU! AND MONEY! AND THIS SOFA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this a few years ago

Can't remember if I ever posted it here though.
(I helped save b3ta! Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/search/posts/me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Or even
b3ta.com/search/posts/5074?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.users.on.net%2F~jaypeabey%2Fimages%2Fthewriggles.jpg

EDIT: It's funny because last time you pearoasted it you said you didn't know if it was a pearoast or not too... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# lol
nothing worse than a repeat offending pre posting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *facepalm*
You realise this means I'm going to have to consume bulk amounts of alcohol to erase the shame, leading me to forget about the previous repostings, and repost again in the future, don't you? Sort of like an infinite loop involving alcohol, the wiggles and sex toys. Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Jew, no?


Click for bigger (264 kb)
Not for the porn reborn, just quite funny.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# top shopping
TOP. SHOPPING.


Top Men have worked on this reply

TOP. MEN.
*edit* I love how the Billing hierarchy messes with the promotional posters

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ah... the vagaries of superstar* contracts
* in the loosest possible sense
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ooh I say sir...
...that is one helluva top shop! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
...and some baby gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# that is artfully done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick pea squeeze...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# HAHAHA, great Ninj
he looks nothing like what I thought he did: www.q4nobody.co.uk/nursery.html
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahahahah, bloody hell, that is some excellent shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Marvellous
I think danson's face makes it even more obscene
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Fantastic!
...looks like Selleck is "strumming the banjo" as it were!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Pffft
It's better than playing the trombone!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# nice shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Wow
Funny how the measure of good shoppage can be how well you take something away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Cheers
I didn't think it was all that great myself, but hey ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pr0n can be serious too, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# What a scorcher.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Heheh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ...and I'll just pop down here...
...and give good ol' Joe a *click* too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That film is about 60% better because of that womans tits.
top image anyway, have a click
(Peter_G, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# 'Ning all
(Virulent, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# nicely done


*NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING* *NING**NING*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# nings bobs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *reticulates splines*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Still reticulating splines
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Like it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahhahahahahahha! quick, build 4 walls around him with no windows or doors!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# A swimming pool & delete the ladder once he's in, that's the way to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# haha!
I've not played the Sims for a long time - last one i had was the first one...

Had a custom skin - a stormtrooper. Mr Trooper became a professor, got married, bought a really nice home, kitted it out, then he had an affair and kicked his wife out, how sat outside weeping or something...

All very true to life, I have to say.

Oh, and there was nothing quite as funny as seeing a guy in a tweed suit, with a stormtrooper helmet leaving hte house each day to go to work... So VERY odd.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Never really got into the Sims.
Point and click games are deeply disappointing on consoles.

Especially Command and Conquer type ones. Entire battalions getting wiped out as your cursor drags itself from one side of the screen to the other...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# for RTS games, I pretty much stuck to Starcraft on the PC
"SCV good to go!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Fill the house with antique furniture and give him some fireworks to play with.
I made a spooky church complete with haunted graveyard using this technique :-)

Although deleting the doors and watching them pass out in a puddle of their own piss is always fun.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm now actually considering getting whatever the latest one is now.... Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# pffft.....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A cheeky little repost from a while back


(I'll be back with some new stuff shortly, I'm liking the idea of this compo)
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] You should really repost in existing threads
(like this)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# ARF
AND arf again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This is huge but it did make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ah
OK, sorry. Duly noted, shall not happen again.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# You forgot Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# That's one for later!
I'll be back!!!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# 69 Zoo Lane?
Bedtime Hour :)
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamburger Hill


Click for bigger (259 kb)
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Tit


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Massive veiny tit
with an enormous brown aureole
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# ...but enough about me...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# NORK!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not afraid of no Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Ta good sir
; P
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# "I've been slimed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
I think I've crossed the proton beams with this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Oh gods
I hate you for that
(rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 3:54, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Superb!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
It's been in my head since 4.30!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
;) Very nicely done too sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent! 'Ning all :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahahahah! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# He slimed me!!!
Woo yay
edit: Damn pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hehehe, lovely idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Lovely........Much friendlier than that cunt Casper
(JakeyD, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hehe
Grasper-the over-friendly ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Arf!
Fisting makes me feeeel good.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# haha
Somethin strange in the neighbourhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Click
Me likey!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Excellently produced
fine work indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# High Praise Bilbo
Thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# lols
you bad bad man ;)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# haha, thank U
I've worse going through the mind! It is a fairly innocent submission really?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Genius
Heinous genius. Bravo.
(bellboy last hit the tit on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] naughty boys
(PoorSucker, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# edward bums
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I did read is as edward bums
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI POPULAR CHALLENGE ENTRY
Have a pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Uh-oh now you've done it...
Websheriff alert.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# this was way before websherrif
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# :(
www.imdb.com/title/tt0476592/
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fisting Ryans engorged distended rectum
with a spiky metal gauntlet.

Would've been better :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# So this is a remake of the porn version using the actors from the original version?
What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# could be worse...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0391713/
Thankfully no Oxo Mum...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
or...how did you find that????
What were you looking for Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It's been linked on b3ta before :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Whatever!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] excuse a quick rp:
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahah, oh my god...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Have I caught you at a bad time Gran...........
(JakeyD, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oo
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
you wrong 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Needs more razors
Good stuff, if bandwagon-y
b3ta.com/board/8952118
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] woof!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# nice cropping
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# mice popping
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
No, not really. Its yours. Good day to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# THAT IS A MASSIVE FUCKING COINCIDENCE
Happy Birthday

EDIT: Oh :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Sorry, I hit "Post" before I wrote the second bit of the message :)
Its another few weeks before its my birthday.
But birthday on a Friday must mean lots of beers for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hell yes
In the comfort of my own room.
Think my girlfriend's arranged something for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# nice cropping
EDIT: gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# nice Gah, yid
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# wotcha H
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'm intrigued by the number of posts without comments
has b3ta died without anyone noticing?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# could be the nsfw threat this week with the challenge
people may have decided to play safe and not venture onto b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# cocks with everything compo, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# That was my idea :-(
If they did a 'cocks with everything' compo I could then enter practically every gif I've ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Nope, bottoms and ladygardens are also allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I wasn't referring to what was 'allowed'
I was referring to what it has 'mainly' turned into
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Not too many cocks on the board right now.
Waits for the inevitable...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# psst
www.b3ta.com/board/9719805
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *posts cheque for £50*
;) nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# maybe people are just hiding in the bunker
cowering lest they be smitten by the avalanche of reposts
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Maybe this, but it is noticeably less populous round here these days...
I think the absence of b3tans like Captain Wow, DTH and JPG from the day shift has seriously cut down on the amount of banter going on...

I was something like 15th on the stats board the other week - I'm never on the stats board...

Edit Ooo Populous. Not had that out in a while. Might dust it off once I've finished with Oblivion for like the 11th time...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# the dayshift ain't what it used to be
I'm only here now because I'm not working
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I was top last time I checked :-|
But I mostly post at night.
Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *banters*
There's been a distinct lack of Sushi lately as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *shoots the breeze*
...not to mention k3b/-\b

(not being round here, rather than shooting)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# But... but... who will hold ludicrous opinions on everything and anything...
...while mentioning they're bisexual in every other post now?

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I happen to support forcing koala bears to eat marijuana leaves instead of eucalyptus...
...by the way did you know I'm bisexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# manwifemanwifemanwifemanwifemanwifemanwifemanwifemanwifemanwifemanwife
(bisexual)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Slightly harsh.
...and irrespective of how you regard it, it does keep things moving.

I haven't even mentioned that fact that Pasanonic's not around these days, although given the amount of grief he got you can hardly blame him.

Not saying he didn't dish it too, like...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah you're right
There's no place for mockery or pisstaking on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :)
That's the spirit. Let's have a good old-fashioned internet row!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It's no good...
...it'll just end up all post-modern and ironic...

:(

OOOOoooooooOOooohhh for the good old days...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahahha
I had some vintage rows with Zoot, before I understood him.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Lots of chatty b3tans are gone, it makes me :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# saw your suggestion below
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post290278

I don't think it's going to happen though
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# very true... and how the hell have I ended up second?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# How the hell have I ended up first?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Those numbers seem very low. How did I get in the top ten?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I think we've arrived back at my original point
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# And thus the circle of life in complete.
Quiet round here, innit? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I think it's this compo.
Lots of people worried about NSFW so staying away.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# oblivion
is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Best of all the RPGs.
Trying to tackle it as an Atronach mage-driven character this time. Surprisingly challenging given how many times I've been through it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# top harvesting.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(57841, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yes
We need some album covers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)

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