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(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# pmsl nice comment by the mail
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Was going to put this one with another I'll post in a moment.

But it works better as a reply to your one.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] to be fair he never kidnapped anyone

*reason for edit*
typo with a missing L
Seamlessly added back in
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm a Huumaan Beeing and an Animal in tha Sack!"
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# "I've juthhhht had a thhhhauththhhage thhhandwidthhhhhh."
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fucking hell, that looks horrible
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# crikey dick!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Scary as Hole.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# THIS IS NOT NEARLY CENSORED ENOUGH
*SPAFFS*
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# jesus!
in my mind's ear i can hear david attenborough doing a commentary about giant clams
*shudders*
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# come to think of it
it looks like a monkey's ear, too
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# this^
I'm seeing a baby monkey here
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I'm remined of those
experiments on the brains of live monkeys.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# just keep seeing it
it makes it more fluffy.
and now i'm off to watch dawn of the dead.
again.
g'night
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# It looks hungry
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# i'm not feeding it
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I don't have any bananas
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# oooo, an eye, why did you censore an eye, love the wrinkly lids
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ummm....
I think I need to tell about something. When 2 people like each other very very very much....
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# they blink at each other?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# no
Their eyes roll back in their head. That's what causes the wrinkles
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# that's a very untidy ladyfunplace
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hosted by Pat Sharpe?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# kids telly at it's best
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hole lotta fun, prizes to be won
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Did I win the Power Prize?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Its just come out/off the washing machine.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# that plaster is too small...
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# That's not a plaster, it's a tumour.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# IT'S NOT A TUMOUR
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I
still see a minge with a not so big black rectangle between the labia majora.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I'd forgotten what a terrible movie that was
 
DISGUSTING
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Bloody credit crunch...
Can't afford adequate black boxes nowadays
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)
# WOO HOOOOOO, FUCK!!!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# RUN, YOU COAL-EYED FUCKER, RUN!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# FUCK! RUN!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I demand a drugs test!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# OK
PCP is

A) Hilarious
B) Going to Ruin Your life
C) both, and you're on fire and the sky's purple and aaaaaarrrrgh
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# i vote for c
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I just found out today that the Birmingham Botanical Gardens sell peyote cacti :-)
I got a couple of replacements for my Dutch one that died
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# ooh.
do you have to pay to get in to go to the shop?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Nope
Was a bit pissed off. They were selling tiny ones in this 'cactus fair' for £2 each so I bought a couple. Then at the end I wandered into the shop and they had much bigger ones for £1.50 in the greenhouse.
There were still a couple left today.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# HIDE DRUG
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# OH FUCK RUN
GRIM FANDANGO'S HEAD IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# RUUUUUN!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] A wartime classic.

More Carry On than porn.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# boobs!
i miss those things
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That joke is very very old!
It was used in "I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again" in the 60s/70s...
(Doesn't mean I disapprove though. The old jokes are the best...)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I have to say those are pretty awesome.
10/10 A++++++
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Careful or you'll somebody's eye out with those things!
*moves face closer*
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty Horton!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# *Regrets logging in*
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
this. I only turned my computer back on because I'm entertaining myself with insomnia tonight. I don't think this picture will help.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Which one is Horton?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] i hope yoou don't mind, but I was inspired by your pic on the popular page

(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# you can't beat a good cream pie
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# if you can flavour it (which I understand you can)
could you have a cream lime pie?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i'm not sure
i've heard that you can flavour it by eating copious quantities of bananas. i hate bananas.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# an ex wanted me to drink lots of
camomile tea, which I think was very enthusiastic of her.

others I've heard of; peperoni - bad, Jaffa cakes - good.

(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i drink camomile tea
it helps me sleep
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# well, that could lead to a happy ending
as both parties roll over and go to sleep. ;)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Not at all. This is better done than mine.
I'd orignally wanted to draw the hairs on myself but my girlfriend has stolen my graphics tablet.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I really like the effeect you got
it seems quite movie poster style as it is. And a bit dirty, which fits.

I must confess a 'hair pie' was not a phase I'd heard of.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# It's supposed to be 'hairy pie'
If you read Viz you'd have heard of it :-)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ah, not read viz
for many-a-year.

(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Draw the hairs on the picture instead
Unless you're particularly bald and miss the follicles.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# she's just glad to find someone bigger than her
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Indeed.
And as for you, lots of people are bigger than you :D
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Some girls are bigger than others
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ;D
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# yes they are
does that mean i get to shag them all?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes
Yes it does
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# yay!
*buys shares in durex*
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# would.
both.

jeez, wish i had stayed on links board now..
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# You'd need a LOT of flour.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# hi!
I really like your antivirus product
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I really liked it until I realised that all it had been doing was sitting there whilst hundreds of trojans raped my computer :-(
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I think anti-malware apps are much more needed these days (Malwarebytes , Superantispyware etc...)
The whole virus -vs- malware/trojan/spyware thing has really gotten out of hand and diversified over the last couple of years. It is difficult for any single anti-badstuff company to keep tabs on it all.



(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I'm using Avira and Malwarebytes. No major problems in recent weeks, apart from some dodgy SATA connections and a massive ball of fluff that disabled my CPU fan
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Malwarebytes - I believe that is the best thing out there right now.
I fix PCs so that I can buy food and keep a roof over my head. MBAM makes my day go a lot smoother.

I can sympathise with the bad SATA connection. I am really surprised at how shitty some implementations of SATA can be. I had a brand new; but bad jumper which caused me much grief -- leading me to believe that my shiny new 1TB hard drive was developing problems.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I think I had the same problem, my new 1TB drive kept giving me SMART errors and another one only worked intermittently. I'm thinking of getting a new motherboard and processor now that I've got the money to do so.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Nooooo!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# KIWF
It'll burn for ages.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# all them slits, spoilt for choice
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# FAFAFI
(find a fold and fuck it, as a mate of mine used to say)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Nnnnnnnnggggggggg..
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Guiding you into Violated Airspace
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahh
 
Cusack fucking loves it the dirty bitch
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# he's going to billy bob his thornton
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Wow
Billy Bob Thornton has now been made less creepy by comparison. Cusack's smile...*shudders*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# that smile says "yeah, you know what i'm going to do to you"
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I think it's more along the lines of
"yeah , I just saw your fifteen year old daughter in the shower"
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# no, it's more sinister than that
he's planning to do something sexual and deeply unpleasant to you that you won't like, but he will.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Another shitstein in the scatological entries.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha
It's a shame noone else seems to be around to appreciate this.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Thx.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Or maybe they just don't appreciate poo the way I do
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# LPHNTS
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# OH NO WE ARE TOO FULL OF NATURAL LPHNT GASES
HELP SAVE US
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i am enjoying my daily dose of vitamin LPHINT
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I'm so sorry for writing this
but the trunk of the bigger lphnt screams "CDC!"
Although it might be an IDC (intricately DC)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Do you
just see cock everywhere? What has the internet done to you?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I'm loving these
great work :-)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# These are all most wonderful mr blind man... how can you see what wonders you make
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I have trained a dog to bark approvingly.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Good, is it called steve?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I don't know man
I'm blind, remember?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# But you can name shit right?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Do
You name your shit? Every one? I suppose it's a hobby!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Yes... they are all called ploppy, as that is the noise they make :)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I love these!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I have also just been back through the archive to view previous lphants
 
deep joy
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# These are brilliant
and never fail to make me happy
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# i got a floaty LFNTZ too

(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Oops. Elevated.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# It's a chance I'll have to take
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# quite a delicacy, i believe
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Especially while still ahoof
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Cue Chevy Chase gagging:
"Folks these days don't have much of a taste for testicles!"

BLARRRRGH!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha one man's tugging it...
ba-da-ba-da-ba.... He's tugging it
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# You and the one below made me think of one.
It's posted above.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] MMmmmmmmmm


Click for bigger (130 kb)


Whatever floats yer boat.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I feel hungry
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# this doesn't float my boat, that's for damn sure
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# whats wrong with using toilet straws?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# nothing, if it's a well-maintained toilet
but would you really want to eat your dinner out of that thing? i've seen cleaner toilets in student accommodations!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# YUM
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ugh, that's wonderfully vile
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I can almost taste it.
:(
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i like the idea of metal underwear
although more in a kind of boadicea's* corset kind of way.


*i REFUSE to call her boudicca
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Bo Diddly?
(Did anyone else watch We Are History?)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# nope
but i am watching the 51st state, mainly to laugh at a police chase up dale street!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Call her "Susan"
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# as good a name as any
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Full Metal Packet more like
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
You called??
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Tasty bumjuice!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *ahaahahah*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# My Ex doesn't know what that means.
I will never be the one to let her know, even after her using it in otherwise polite conversation (ie: "it tasted like felch").

I can be evil in that way
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Keanu's best work
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# if the stream of piss comes out slower than 55mph
will the cock explode?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Another bot doodle

click for original
- slowly getting better at line and colour work in Photoshop.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# nice
it's good to see the occasionl gay robot
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# He's not gay.
Just unfashionable.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ah
fair do's
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# happy robot is happy
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# He wears a mask.
He's thoroughly wretched inside.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# poor robot
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I like it! Happy robots are ace :D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Cheers indeed.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# A fine design. Woo.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# VERY woo!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
[challenge entry] specialist Pr0n
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahahahaeeewww
although i do love trading places
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# ace film!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# it is indeed
it tends to get shown around christmas, so only 2 months to wait!
or i could just buy a new scart lead and watch it on the video
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# What a shit film!!
(not really though)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Also; Trading Fluids
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I get it now
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# well, paint my wagon!
with jizz
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Pfffft!



(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)

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