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# JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T SWIM DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO WEAR SWIM SHOES IN THE POOL. I DON'T NEED SWIM SHOES. I'M THE BEST AT POOLS.


















(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Surely that could have been nearer 100kb.
C'mon, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# fucking have it you horse cunt
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha..awesome
and some
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# wtf
is it me or is this FAIL?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# WELL IT SURE AIN'T YO MAMA
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Is it supposed to be an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Something strange...


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(Corbo, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# rop ralking rollocks rvette!!


roicks!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# roast!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# haha :)
they'd get to the first corner and all fall over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# NAFFCAR racing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Possibly slightly harder
Top half musician bottom half TV star

(Mr Chicken, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Well it's Oprah, and....
EDIT: Bing Crosby
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
#
Oprah and springsteen?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# leo sayer and oprah
or possibly Brian May and oprah
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# the laptop is in the post
(Mr Chicken, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# The chancellor of my university.

Dr May, not Oprah.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
#
she gets about
(Mr Chicken, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Ha!
It will never work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I know,
Cheese in a can is teh awesome.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# No.
It is not!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# it's evil
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Sorry
It is a guilty pleasure of mine.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to
Scottish Cuisine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Mmmm
I could so eat that right now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# don't you dare bad mouth our fine heart palpitating cuisine
you are on record saying it was great! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I never said I didn't love it.
But I never said it wasn't evil either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
# mmmmmm
we have deep fried mars bars (and various other fried chocolate bars)
but I yet to find a chip shop that does deep fried pizza

I'm just gonna have to fry it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I honestly haven't seen a chippy in scotland that sells deep fried mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's a Fife thing mostly. I've seen it first hand.
Most offer a choice of confectionary, including Cadbury's Creme Eggs. So it's not just an urban myth I'm afraid.

Small wonder Scotland has the highest rate of coronary artery disease in the world.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Excuse me!
I was in the Kingdom a few weeks back and I didn't see any either....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# In River Cottage Gone Fishing
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall goes to the chip shop that invented it.

EDIT: The chip shop that claim to have invented it, anyway. Although that particular chip shop was in Portree. I've definitely seen it in Fife though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Where was he?
The only place I have seen it ever was actually in Polegate.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# 3 in 1, just off Sauchiehall St
sold me my first and last deep-fried Mars bar about four years ago. I believe they originated in Stonehaven. Might be going out of fashion a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# fuck they'd sell you deep fried smack if you asked, it has to be on the menu

or it's made up bullshit from english cunts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# My fuck...
I might go get a takeaway after looking at that.
(Bretty, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ask for a munchie box at the local kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I am still seriously disturbed that
the munchy box I bought up there only came with one can of "juice", implying it is intended for one.

And the fact that you call fizzy drinks juice in Scotland ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# My other half is Scottish.
We have both concluded that the reason why Iron Brew is the most popular soft drink in Scotland is just out of sheer bloody-mindedness. No one can actually enjoy that stuff.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It was Irn Bru that was given to us with the Munchy Box :)
I drank it and enjoyed it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# You're just not right.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I like it too :)
It's just sugary, orange, fizzy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# it's popular because it's a great hangover remedy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It's not Scottish until it's been battered and deep-fried.
Box and all.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It is neither awesome,
nor, for that matter, cheese.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Excitement at sixty furlongs per fortnight


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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hahah ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Arf!
At the Grand Prix a few years ago, they had a routemaster race after it. It was fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# :D

*ding ding*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# goddamit!
Now mine looks like I copied you. How dare you have an idea before I do! How inconsiderate!

nicely done. Woo sah.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Sokay--just mail the copyright royalty check to . . ...
(eh, never mind:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 10 Bob in the Gentlemans club drinking lots of Bub'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I think I know his fatter brother.


By which I of course mean:

clicks
*ignore*

Bye fucknut.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ok I'm confused
'gives wide berth'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# he thinks he's being clever by repeating something I said when I ignored some dipshit lastnight
who posted a picture of dumbo with a cock for a trunk :D

they were all outraged apparently.

ignore the troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I AM OUTRAGED!
And so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# dipshit
is a bit harsh, you dipshit
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Someone was also asking whether that burger was real yesterday.
It is....

www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/bigburger.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Last time I read it I only knew of the 6lb burger!
I reckon I could do that 15lb one in 5 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I've heard tell of burgers in excess of 40lb.
Biggest I've ever seen is 15lb though. If you have a morbid curiosity about gross massive food and the morons who eat it, look for an American show called 'Man Vs Food'; the basic premise is that some glib talking dipshit goes around America eating ridiculously large food without feeling even slightly guilty about the destruction he and his kind have wrought on the world. It's quite entertaining.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Nicely Prodge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I still love this picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# you can just tell he's stoned out his trumpet :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# dont hear much about old half a quid these days do you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Probably because he is no longer only 27 pence,
but closer to 32 pence, so he isn't as cheap. We're in a recession you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# XD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a trifle inclement for the time of year
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# inclement.
top wordage.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *looks up*
lacking mildness
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# top hole!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done!
(Peter_G, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# very nice rain shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# thanks :)
the mezzotint filter does quite a good job
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Huddled masses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# V-E-R-Y nice..........
*Clicky*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# why is it always raining in your...
Oh Hai your not A Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Because....
This one: www.b3ta.com/board/9730895

..is still too confrontational to be British

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Write a stern letter to the Telegraph or Points of View
"Sir,

Why oh why oh why..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# DeAr PoiNTS of ViEW
I woulD liKE to comPLAIN about the WeiRD voiCE You aRe reaDing my LETter out IN!

That one always cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Hang on,
Didn't I originally expel you?

Great pic, though!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# he's a gay fish you know
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# This wins
.
(Goodie, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# This is shit
the one you linked to is far better

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
animated toap ftw
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Try super sizing those...
no chance.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# PROPER chips!
They're better for you too. Less surface area per unit weight, so they have less fat and salt.

*although the ones from Max in Sweden are quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# damn you, now I want chips!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# i'm off to get chips.
and a big kebab.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# you can keep your kebab
but give us a chip please!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# no. mine all mine!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# they look they are a bit hard on the inside, and as if they were cooked in oil that needed changing
woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# you have to change the oil?
i used the same oil for 3 years until the fryer broke.
its the only way to guarantee BCBs
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# 3 week old oil
is what gives them their flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# OIL?!!
real chips are fried in horse fat.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# why are you posting this when it's 10 at night and most chipshops are closed? :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# good job the one near me stays open until 2am
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# because I'm an evil cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Because he knows you are too lazy to make some chips
potato a sharp knife some peeling and chopping and fry up in a chip pan or DeepFatFryer and the job is done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# yes
YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] yakyakyak
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely Rico!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ooh Babi !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Have you got a large one?
I've had no complaints so far yakyakyak
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Knit Knit Knit
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Name the two famous people and you could win a laptop
Top half US actor bottom half artist

(Mr Chicken, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Roy Scheider
and Bing Crosby.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# james woods and tony hart?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# i fink your right damocles, damn you
*just googled james woods and its defo him*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# well done!
(Mr Chicken, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Is the laptop thing for real
or are you taking the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# it'd better be real
otherwise I'm gonna have to break in and steal one
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I hope so too
not that I need another laptop I have three but I'd like to think people who say they are giving away laptops are for real.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
Here is your prize
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I dunno,
looks a bit complicated to me. Can I have a mac instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# It's the big red button that throws me
I think this is one of those sophisticated George W Bush laptops
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# it's the new design F5 button!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# michael j fox and tony harte
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Bill Cosby and Banksy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Liza Minelli
and Leonardo da Vinci.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Bruce Willis and Rolf Harris
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# cookie monster
and the queen mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Aint it always the way?
The moment the image challenge changes...


"But Captain Smollett, I thought you said he had a wooden leg?"
"I did, Jim. I was using a... colourful metaphor"
"Oh" *pause* "Ew"
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# woo!
Y'know, I'm disappointed every time I post an image here and it doesn't make the popular page/FP. Every time. You'd have thought I'd have learnt by now.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# You can never account for what will make it to the popular page.
Well, apart from Monkeon and Jeremy the Annoying Horse posts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ^this
spending absolutely fucking hours getting everything just right doesn't garentee you'll get onto the popular page, or even more comments than something that was made in paint in what looks like 10 seconds. I learned that today.
(Peter_G, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# If you're worried about being commended for awesome shops.
b3ta isn't necessarily the place. Worth1000 would suit better. Jokes are better than technique :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
You can only do set subjects there though?
(Peter_G, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I don't know.
But you can't complain when a comedy post, no matter how long it has taken, gets more response than an awesomely seamless shop with no humour on a "comedy" website.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# yes I can
*points to vagabond*

Anyway, I'm starting to sound like a prick so I'll stop now
(Peter_G, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# XXX marks the spot
Buried treasure! Dig deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Rab C. Silver
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Snap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahah!!!!
hahahahah!!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Makes me titter somewhat
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Very fast foods !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Deep . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# You floored me with that one . . . some of us itch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Wang Dang Shit Poontang.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I knew a Liverpudlian band called Cat Scratch Fever
They were country&western rock. Rather good. Then the pretentious lead guitarist/vocalist decided he'd be awesome as a solo act and the band turned jazzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)

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