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# mo'nin
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Haha fuuhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# tee hee
that raised a smile on this freezing bloody cold day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Merekat toppling it's what the force was designed for :D
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Snigger
tis funny, ta for chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] my first Star Wars related post....do i win a coconut?

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Poor R2 cannot go on a masturbating frenzy without aid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Leia can, so I don't see the problem here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# it's how they get robots to bond with their owners
it's wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Beep beep I'm a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# greases up the autowankatron
and tightens the vice
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:27, archived)
# don't forget to sharpen up the macerating blades
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# thanks for the reminder
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I don't want to play anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# there's no way out now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# yes, you win a rancid coconut.
but take care too much rancid coconut juice will send you coco-loco.

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# a rancid one you say ??
that was more than i could ever have dreamed about :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# My hair just doesn't grow very fast.
What are you talking about? I'm in there when you're asleep, styling away. They call me the Midnight Barber.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I do my best work when you're oblivious.
I prop you up and go at you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# This Nixie tube counter will tell you how long it has been since the counter was last fully refreshed
IF:
1) All the images load instantly at the same time
2) Your CPU isn't busy
3) You are using firefox
4) The *.gif's haven't de-synced

CTR+F5 might help, but basically it's useless because .gif syncing is almost impossible.

hh/mm/ss
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Foooaaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)
# You still awake? It's gay shift over there isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# It's always gay shift in my heart, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# that's a comfort
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Works in IE too
and it is devilish work I tells ya...
P.s what is a Nixie tube, and in what kind of place would one be used.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)
# It won't keep correct time in IE because
IE plays .gifs slower than FF.

In firefox it keeps perfect time if synced.


ed: Nixie tubes are the predecessor of the 7 digit display.
They used to be used in expensive equipment like elevators and advanced
electronics in the 50's. These days they just make cool retro clocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Regardless of the timing issue, it involves colous and movement
so I am therefore entertained by it :D
and thanks for the explanation, I'd never heard the term before.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I have it running on time now.
The trick is to open the thread in a new tab, hit CTR+F5 and it should load
fast enough to be close and stay in time in all future tabs (in FF anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Time sync success!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ^ What she said
I to am entertained now..

"SunNing" all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Woo!

edit: seems to work right on Safari.
edit2: Went strange for a bit and so I empty the cache and it seemed to work again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# That is awesome
although I went off to get breakfast for about 5 mins and it was then reading 1 hour 7 minutes and 29 seconds :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Sometimes the gifs
decide to start halfway to 1 or 2 instead of 0.
This is why no one uses them for clocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)
# pesky gifs
It is now on 2 hours 12 min.

I feel like I am in some kind of steam punk delorean....It's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Gaah! your right!
It turns out the gif cant count past 32320 and i needed a count of 360000.
I replaced the hour counter with 12x30000 frames (no extra file size).
Fixed. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Or 12 frames that show for an hour each?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Can't be done
To show for an hour the gif needs to count to 360000.
It can only count up to 32320 per frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# How about two frames of 180000 for each number?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# 180000>32320
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I am in awe.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# very clever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# despite the explainations above
i still have no idea what this means, someone give me a call a few minutes before the world ends, i want to go out with a steaming hot mug of tea grasped firmly in my hand.

edit/ on second thoughts don't leave it so late, the tea will warm itself as the planet explodes thus saving a bit of electric and helping to reduce my carbon footprint, green til the end.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# joy


ris: b3ta.com/board/9749666
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)
# That album cover
would be nice embroided on the back of a black tshirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:01, archived)
# seismic

www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:06, archived)
# mo000o
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:17, archived)
# 0_0
Wow.....
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I used to make shitty worldbuilder games on the mac plus that looked like this
well, not as nice as this but SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Throwing Milk at a woman is defined as throwing a missel
This Richard is a psycho and his kids are damaged because of his untreated mental illness. Those kids look filthy, I guess, Dad doesn’t require they bath? They also have filthy minds and filthy mouth’s. I hope Heene ends up in jail, that is where he belongs. Throwing Milk at a woman is defined as throwing a missel, against the law. He should have been arrested. I see he hit his wife once and 911 was called. Gave his wife a red eye and mark on her face. Man, she needs to get away from that nutjob. The kids will probably grow up to be serial killers and hate and stalk women.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:38, archived)
# the male penisocracy even has adverts about the missels i saw this "misselin man" he was trying to sell me tyres but i said "no way buster".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:48, archived)
# the spooky part is that I DON'T EVEN DRIVE
How did they know to market to me when I don't even have a license?????????????
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Take a chill pill Jenn.
Richard is out of control. That’s obvious. But I’ve seen worse fathers. Kids adapt, they deal, grow up and behave however they choose. I’m not endorsing Richard’s behavior. All I’m saying is that I know him as a person and what you are seeing is him overacting for the camera.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Isn't She Pretty?
What resistance may the greying officers offer? To catch me, you'll have to see me first - I'm that blur that just passed you in the street in third-hand rags of impossible colour. I'm CCTV-see-through and I can't be pinned down at all. An untriangulable FM broadcaster. A surveilled-transparent blind-spot lingerer.
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:50, archived)
# The roo looks suspicious, and I would too.
The all in one hole is not marsupular.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# The poem goes:
Birds and reptiles
And amphibienes
But also marsupials
And monotremes

In case you're wondering what an amphibiene is, it's a rhyming newt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# monotremes are people too
If they are genetically very very fucked up.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:05, archived)
# negative z made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:25, archived)
# I saw the whole thing, I run the site and privacy means nothing to me.
But I'll tell you this: my filter is as dumb as a pile of bricks. Crap in, crap out. Art in, art out. I am forever humbled by what other people put through it, and your rainbow cascade is no exception. It's as cool as silk, I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Cheers, and thanks for the chance to play with the filter
it really is fun.
I'm going to look through my folders for some colourful blocky pics...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Fleshy porno bits work aces.
I've heard. A little bird told me.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:36, archived)
# I don't really agree with that
mainly because porn is supposed to be erotic and from what I've seen your filter makes it less so.

Maybe there are some terragen fetishists that disagree, but I'm not going to try and stamp all over their feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:43, archived)
# TERAGIN IS SO FRIKKAN HOTT
SORAY BUT ITS TRU BRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
# OH MAN THAT LANDSCAPE GENERATOR IN AFTER DARK WOKE UP A FEELING I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
I WAS MAYBE 10
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# I must have been 12 or 13
when I was left alone for the afternoon with the computer. I remember clicking some buttons, opening some windows, and then I suddenly heard that beautiful soothing voice say "reticulating splines", and my life was changed forever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Soon I was managing pipe systems and getting frustrated at how innefectual hydro pumps were
It was another fifteen years before I regretted these times.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I see your point. And yes, my filter turns a hot scene into a nightmare
In fact, 9.99 out of 10 images that are put through my filter look worse, in a way, less magical, sickly, almost evil.

I did not aim for that, not at all. But at the same time it is a vista rarely seen. Rare beauty is as difficult as the rare grotesque, and grotesque is what I have discovered. And it's depravity is a magnificent abyss I enjoy staring at. Perhaps it will devour me. The prospect is exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)
# I thought it just made interesting 3d projections based on the colours
I hope it doesn't eat you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Colors lie.
If nothing else, that I have learned.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Blackhat, I am simply confused.
How do you get all that art? Do you pencil draw? Do you have a vast array of existing art? How do you make the talk bubbles?

Mystery upon mystery, perhaps I am better off not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Pencils are perplexing when they make a skulls hair.
The blazing eyes made aware. Write on, man!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Yon Owl isn't exactly
overflowing with masculinity.
Put that up ya beak and hoot on it owl!

Ed: I like Nixie tubes. You also like Nixie tubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:33, archived)
# I think you may be correct that it is over compensating.
SPOOOOOOOORTS!!!!

edit:
Oh yeah! Pixie or nixie. Dial, numeric or alphanumeric. All are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Sports?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:43, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:44, archived)
# That's just not cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
# The source comic to the injoke.
www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/rehab144.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Hahaha
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)
# haha!
"anal negligence" That's my next 12 hours of internetsing sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:59, archived)
# I've always thought he looked quizzical and vaguely concerned
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Somewhat despondent too
in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Yeah, I can see that.
This is an owl who's seen too much, that's my thinking right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Ok, I had no idea what a Nixie tube was
but now I know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Good, are they not?
50s Retro; almost Steampunk and with the lively glow of 220 volts.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)
# This is a great photo
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/ZM1210-operating_edit2.jpg
I'm spending more and more time on wikipedia lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Ohhh! It is!
Wish I had found that earlier. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:55, archived)
# I made a desktop clock widget for Mac a few years ago with them.
www.freewebtown.com/Tahkcalb/
My custom font sort of broke at some point
in the updates after 10.4.x but it still works.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Damm! I wish I could see it
I'm halfway through doing 3d nixie numbers.

ed: loving the lego stuff!
ed2: Blackadder is epic. Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:03, archived)
# Thanks. A ton of models in there.
Playsets, comics, games and diversions of all kinds.
More recent updates are in the twinned gallery on
majhost. Including stuff for here and other boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:11, archived)
# BLOODY WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Have a screw with a kangaroo,
have a screw with a roo

ALL TOGETHER NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:39, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Enabler too.

www.zettix.com/3d-filter
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:38, archived)
# That's a cool one.
That's what expanded polystyrene look like if you press a loop of hot wire into it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Apparently I need Polly Styrene and some hot hot hot.
Boo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Oh and I just remembered
some kinds of glue cut into it too. I don't mean Hot Glue... I think it's the kind of Model Glue in the little tube. It gives off really nasty fumes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:05, archived)
# Model Glue? Hot Glue?
Homely glue sulks in the corner, forever wishing to spew her sticky essence on the runway of of craftmenship. Ironically, craftmen yearn for amature sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Disgusting little creatures.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Now you cannot see their naughty bits.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Tubby packaging
I like this one too. I may have take a look at the filter you made.

I checked it out, ran a couple of my own images through it. It works really well with blocks of bright colour. Fun!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)
# You are too kind.
Have some more horse shit:
www.zettix.com/anim-gif/

Someone submitted their make up sex session. What a world, graphic, but the front seat rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Haha
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:27, archived)
[challenge entry] rooney loves fuck
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# ...
"Do women who look at these ads think they'll look like her if they wear these clothes... what there is of them?I often wonder whether the magazines are doing the right thing for themselves."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# still says fuck
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
# "I don't like getting old,
I just don't pump out the babbybatter
the way I did when I was young. I blame
cornflakes and modern electronics..."

--another 8min of rambling cut for sanity--
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)
#
"I know this is true because I’m one of those know-nothing boobs.
When did bright-colored plastic cows, pigs and rabbits get to be fart?
I don’t like most of the stuff passing for fart and it's everywhere."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Where's the French Connection?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# In France?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)
# OH ROONEY
"Everyone's talking about how bad out economy is and if we don't start saving more, we're going to run out of everything"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:45, archived)
# PLEASE


Thanks.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE SAID THAT IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# One can only wonder, but 2 can always Chunder.
(and I have no idea what I just said)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:14, archived)
# okay I'll fuck that rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:03, archived)
# when there's a human around?...
...i wouldn't think of it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:03, archived)
# It's okay, she's being distracted by the goat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# i'm amused, then i am not :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Pedro, I am inclined to animate it again.
Zee last time it looked like a dise:
www.b3tards.com/u/1cfedbee76ca416b3abb/sideglasses-3d.gif

Please, I want to kill again. Also b3tards needs my money, but I cannot find the slot. Spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:50, archived)
# LOOK OVER THERE!
*fucks rabbit*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Don't worry, I have no intention of doing so.
OOPS I FUCKED THE RABBIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I NEVER DID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 5:43, archived)
# umm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:37, archived)
# You are quite right.
I shall go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# and you have no imagination:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Oh dear
Quick question:
Who would win in a fight between an ocelot and a beaver.

Go
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# They're nice friends.
They drink tea and do smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Prove it with pictures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Well
maybe another time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# the beaver's got the tooth advantage
as his never stop growing.

Slap the ocelot with its beaver tail... while it's stunned build a dam round it and trap it betwixt the sticks. Then sit with it's mouth around the wild cat's head and wait for it's teeth to their work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I would like to see this animated
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Ocelot.
Beaver is a rodent which makes it basically an oversized mouse.
Ocelot is a kind of spotty cat as is my understanding.
Therefore Ocelot would eat Beaver.
Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# beavers are pack animals and live in colonies
i think ocelots are solitary and just slightly bigger than an average house cat.

beavers will own ocelot.

ALso... wiki says there used to be beavers 2.5 meters long but they were wiped out. Mother fuckers.

damn us humans and our hunting of the massive mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Bah. I need to know now.
Where are we gonna get hold of beavers and ocelots at this time of night?

I could go to Cannon Hill Park and find out who would win between a Red Panda and an Otter.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# They went extinct before man migrated to the Americas (where they lived).
They were among the many gigantic versions of modern animals that Darwin found down there. Because they were all mixed up together, he at first took it as evidence for the Noachian flood.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The beaver would build a complex series of traps like Arnie did in Predator.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# i feel rather flat myself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# tread lightly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# ...and i think i'm going bald.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Then let's recap all this. Tread lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# don't deflate me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# oh spare me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# WHEELS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# oops--left a skidmark in my undies--brb
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# oh, jam on the brakes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# no, but some kind of jelly, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# That's off fender!
(offensive....close enough!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# you're full of hot air.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# god I can't take all the pressure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# You're really pumped up, huh?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I shall do it any way.. I'm feeling rubberlious
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# your rims are warped!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Has it not been a Goodyear?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# fuck off, lug nut :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# O! What an axle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Jack-ass!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# hmm.. from tires to jack-ass
looks like we've come full circle. I'm off for smokes!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# I'll fucking sue you for that. I'm alloy-er
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# don't pop a valve, barrister
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Only if you're inner tube...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I have lost all drive.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Go oil your chain!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I shall try to tread carefully around you then.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# oh, don't back-pedal!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Get a grip!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Grab Life by the handlebars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Do you want me to stick you in a bucket of water to see where the bubbles come out?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Get a grip on your petard, Picard
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# he's got a headache, while giving others one too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# SHIT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# WORM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# shitworm.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Co 2:16am posting buddy!
lovely stuffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Shit it's already 2:39 D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# no...it's 2:42
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Worms make the dirt and the dirt makes the earth.
And all of the roots have a place to sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Then which came first...the earth or the worms?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# it am sing song dog aynd fox taim?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# I will accept this.. as that fennec fox has a cats body.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# i should of really done it all with fennec foxes and called it fennecs tx... i dodged a terrible pub bullet there
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# BARK BARK WOOF WOOF YELP YELP SNARL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# this am of acceptance for reasonings of the above that were stated.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Thanks, that is most generous of you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# phat of the steps be dub.
whobp whobp whobp whooobp whoooobp whooobp
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# "There are only two ways to play bass guitar."
"Up by yer chin - like a prick - or down by yer bollocks, like a cunt."

Benjamin Britten

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# he'd look pretty silly trying to play it low...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# You put his arm on backwards and there is a big hole in his chest :-(
How cruel of you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)
# and I attached him to a cat!!!
MOWAHAHAHA

well I didn't fully attach him.

edit: oraginol
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Awww, I want a Fennec Fox now.
*adds to exotic pet wish list between slow loris and rock hyrax*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i want to go back in time and meet a giant sloth.
they sound awesome.

Sloths.

As big as houses.

Fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Very cool. You could hollow one out and live in it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# ha ha...here's what i imagined...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# :D
Cute and Deadly.

marvellous. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# we gon rock...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# That's no etc...
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# That's teh happiest the Death Star ever looked! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Kinda looks like one the For Mash Get Smash robots!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Oh yeh! It does!
I likes it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Uh? Repost a crappy old pic, you say? Oh. OK, then.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDEEGfbIHF4
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# The Empire Bounces Back
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I seem to have unlocked Jan Moir's secret pictures on her Gaydar profile...

scrubs up well eh? ;)

*edit* for those not in teh know: www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/16/stephen-gately-jan-moir
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# i am making the same facial expression as freebase
right this second
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Nobody does, mate, nobody does...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Bleuuurggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I was going to post this on links,
but since you brought it up:
www.gaydargun.com
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# sexy nazi tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Atomic Robot Chase in 3D
Click the still for big

The original by atomic www.b3ta.com/board/8826305
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# YAHOOO!....FREAKIN' AMAZING!... :D...what a great honor, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Glad you enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Let's get a Saturday Morning cartoon gig!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# "Rape Bot's Valley" : Staring Bot and the three rapebots.
The kid's will love it. Ell oh ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
#
*adds subliminal Yakety Sax*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# damn you!
now it's in my head
get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# looks like the kids that run around my street
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Woo!
That looks very cool.
I really must get into doing 3D stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't get it, either
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Mstandot is a moron!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
*denies evelything*

*EDIT*
Oh, and mstandot was perfectly alright when he came to the Derby bash the other week. He wore a suit and everything. And he committed not one serious crime this time.

*EDIT OF EDIT*
What cunt said something derogatory about mstandot and then deleted it?
Cheers, now you've made me look like the kind of prat who sits typing late at night, defending people who don't exist, for an audience of people who don't exist, and my sodding leg hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# MORON?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# esco?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# insbur?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# aitros?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hoprit?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I've spent the last hour watching Andy Rooney clips
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Andy_Rooney_Game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Morrisons
..I'm really really good at these:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# you missed the Target.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# merfie?
(Jokel, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm only upset
Cos this could have been almost worthy

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# No Dick Cheney!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# hahahah, yes
(i dont know how i havn't tired of seeing freebase's cunt of a face)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Has Caturday been replaced with Gunday?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# DIE YOU (friend of) DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# But why?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# HAH!
This is magical
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# have you watched it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Nah,
I put it on and passed out. SOrry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# no probs :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I shall put it on right now as I am off to bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# hahaha
right, I'm off to get the weights out. G'night b3ta YOU DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Roughly whereabouts in Brum are ya, you laugher at unfunny pictures?
(Don't worry - it's a bit late for us to come and getcha)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# SELLY OAK!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# oh dear.
South of the pansy line.

May as well be a sodding cockney.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as a line below which I'm much less likely to be shot.
Harborne is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Get some of that Botanical Gardens peyote and meet me in Sutton Park next Tuesday afternoon.
(not necessarily joking! Off work with deep vein thrombosis and bored)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Sadly I will be very much at work on tuesday, although if you fancy a beer one evening let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Fuuuuck, I fancy 12 beers every evening. More if I'm working.
Now you know.

And no, I'm not on the pull. I do all that on 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# knowledge is power.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Murder is it?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# whut?
Wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
silly cat face
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# O m g
that font!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# *Confused*
I didn't even click anything, but I yam seein horse
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I'll *CLICK* if you promise that Jeremy doesn't shit all over my keyboard......do we have a deal?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Best of all the annoying animals :D
This is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# YAY!
*trying to click the "subscribe to I Love Jeremy" button and failing miserably*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# an improvement!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I <3 Jeremy too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)

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