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[challenge entry] 1666
Samuel Pepys & The Dogbots from Mars..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# very nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Thanks, Freebs.
Your sig hints at many grim possibilities.
Hope all is well, sir..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ah - well it was at first a feeble joke - an attempt at unsuccessfully censoring swearing
but after yesterday morning - it seemed apt

all is well for the moment though

(until the MD returns from SA and gives me a bollocking)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
#
Your sig hints at many exciting, new possibilities.
Glad to hear that all is well, sir..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Nicely there sirrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *bows*
Cheers, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# nicely nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Thank you, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I love this do you have it in desktop size good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# This is as big as it'll ever be, 2p..
EDIT: replaced in original posting.
Noob police have been alerted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Am I too slow with this?


I don't normally bother with boxing, but I watched this on Saturday night and enjoyed every second. news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/8348302.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I don't think I'm going to start taunting him in pub carparks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ^ this
Well, not unless there is a very small door for me to escape through.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I didn't bother, but fully expected to wake to the news that David Haye had been turned into splat, a la Ricky Hatton
Woo yer pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# That's why I agreed to go watch the fight with my mate.
I thought Hayes would have his face punched off, so it was good to learn that boxing is a skilful sport not just a competition of who is the biggest meathead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Pfft!
I saw him on the One Show - he doesn't much look like a heavyweight boxer when he isn't topless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# He ISN'T a heavywieght boxer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm confused. Doesn't the link say he's the heavyweight champion?
Edit: I looked again and it says he fought in the WBA heavyweight title fight. Why'd he do that if he's not a heavyweight? *baffled*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# That was something like his fourth ever heavyweight fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Did it look like a convincing victory?
Or at least an even fight? I was expecting Haye to get stomped.

I'm somewhat doubtful of the WBA's honesty in these matters. When it comes to points decisions, they often appear to go with whomever is likely to pull in big audiences in the long term.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I could have counted the number of punches Valuev landed on one hand.
Hayes ducked every swing with lightning reactions. It was a joy to watch. Then in the last round, he just unleashed a volley of blows that made Valuev look like a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ta. I'm pleased to hear it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Agent of N.I.M.H.


Whilst looking for source pics, I found this o_O
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha your link
What a prick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yiff in hell furfag!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Haha!
Eerily quiet this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I hear there's a serial killer taking out b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
#
killer taking out thriller, pleasuring
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *pleasures*
Perhaps everyone is hibernating for the Winter?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I swear as the years roll on the more I am feeling this cold weather.
/Badcirculationblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I 'evaluated' some porn recently
and the MILF in it was much younger than me.

now THAT made me feel old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I to was a Griffin Saver.
Us old farts need to stick together.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 32.
30-fucking-2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
I turned 30 a while back, I find myself disapproving of the youngsters and meeting other couples, stuff like that..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# 30 eh? You're but a young scamp!
Wait until you're nearly 32 like me, then you'll know about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I have recently entered my 40th year
I am literally having panics over that fact
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ah it's all good :D
With age comes wisdom, and you get to moan and shout about the youth of today.

When I get really old, I'm planning to drink and smoke a shit load of weed with my pension, it'll be great!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I've already started watching gardening programs on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# far too busy
not here...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Legend!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha! He really does have a fantastic name....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ...I can't believe it's only just registered in my head what his name ACTUALLY means...
*is mightily ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# James Bond
We had James Bond in the room next to us in Majorca last summer.
All we could hear all night was a woman crying out "Roger! More!"
(Benson Jutton, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Bloody hell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
Isn't that just semi moore?
(sdbillin, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# pearoast
(dogof2head, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ah, g'wan then! Woo!
g'wan then! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Oh if we must.

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# lol what have i started?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Catherine the Great loved rope tricks....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# oooof nawty :D
if you are implying , y'know... And I'm sure Jeremy wouldn't get up to such things.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# is that what I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# 0_0


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
it's lurking in the darkness..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've seen this before
on www.suspendedhorses.com :p

Hahaha! Great stuff as usual, FWM! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I love suspended horses
best of all the suspended animals


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# what a bad person he really is.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Jeremy ought to be on the Union Jack
National Hero :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# See has an expensive taste in sex toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Woohoo for the old forms of fun!


(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# this is beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# "So.. an Ewok, a Jawa, and Han Solo walked into the bar"
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# pffft
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Chinese man, 3 nuns, a penguin, a bear and a duck walk into a bar.

The barman said "Is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# The Scotsman said, "No, I'm looking for a double-entendre"
So the barman lifted his kilt and fucked his browneye raw
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# An Engrishman, a Scotman Welshmaan walk in to Kareoke bar....
PS Best headline EVER , immediately conjures up an image of some scientist wanking over a rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Darth sorts Christmas out for Luke
Darth - "It is too late for me, my son."
Luke - "I can feel the good in you father."
Darth - "I know what Obi Wan has got you for Christmas, my son."
Luke - "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
Darth - "No, My son. I have felt your presents."
(Benson Jutton, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ...the old ones are always the oldest...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I think you should do a complete alternative star wars story
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hehe dont encourage me please :)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :D
Every one a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# christ
both our sigs are starwars related... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# :)
I had to look yours up. Very obscure!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
brilliant! although i cant stand that comic hes shit. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA drops a Clanger!

I have way too much time on my hands...
(Benson Jutton, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bloody clangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# quality, ps
www.b3ta.com/board/9781765

Enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha!!!
Nicely and welcome.

This was my first post interestingly:


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# yey for cartoon psycho killings
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# HE RUINED SCOOBY DOO
FUCKING RUINED IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# If only....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Scooby Smacks
I would pay good money to see that episode!
(Benson Jutton, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ! For a moment there I thought old Henry was clutching a
Gigantic white Fleshlight! which no doubt, the randy old sod would have loved!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# whats a fleshlight?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ...ummm it's...a ...
ummm... Special..errr torch!..for daddies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# is it me, or does Will Young sound like Annie Lennox on his new single?
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yes I thought that too
I heard it the other day not knowing who it was and I thought it was a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Thanks .
I keep thinking it's Annie - then the announcer says it's Will Young

I reckon they've got the CDs mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# which needs 1 big pink* battery
*other colours are available
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# pffffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# what size battery?
i only have aaa size
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hehe
a MN908
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Which 3d modelling software was your tool of choice for the pill bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Fucking filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
Apparently I'm a furry now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yiff, grr, yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Fuck off
Or something
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Someone in your shoutbox called you a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# They're just jealous of my rabbit hat
Someone also called me a cunt and then some arsehole with different coloured writing called me a fat fucker. It's all so hurtful :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# "Rabbit hat"?
I would see this Rabbit Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# It's one of these
www.neoncola.co.uk/pics/bunnyhatblue.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# This is fat (NSFW / NSFA)
media.photobucket.com/image/wtf/Abe_L/What%20the%20Fuck/WTF.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Christ on a bike, that's not right :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# What on earth have you been up to, Maximinimus?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Growing a beard
And wearing a rabbit hat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Please comb out my winnits
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile at Trafalger...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# This is really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
#
Off to the tower with the lot of you!!!!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Competition pea
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh yes,
very good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
but nawtty pea

bad boy, in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# new thread!
i've been here long enought to be a board nazi every once in a while!
and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Sorry
But in my defence, the last time I posted it was in 2005. (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Simply not good enough!
If you're going to knock the 15th thread off the board, it has to be with NEW and ORIGINAL ms-paint bollocks, cat pix, scrolling animal fun or toap.

A rather good pearoast from years ago, that is witty, relevent, and that none of us can prolly even remember seeing before, WILL NOT DO!

Now, go to your room and think about what you have done!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# ^this^ (i think)
:D

here is a good expample of what he was talking about:

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1257848424/moor.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# very good
but tsk tsk for peeing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# nice one
do more:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Watch the gear stick Mellors.


Mornin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Bet there would be some fantastic dogging sites round the country park!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Clever!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# big bird
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Or
French exaggeration.

Nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:10, archived)
# thanks. and off 2 work i gooooooooooo
(herman:D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Say 'Hi'
to the ho's
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha! The French would just eat it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Nom nom nom nom nom
:]
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Alouette, gentille Alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai,
Je te plumerai la tete,
Je te plumerai la tete,
Et la tete,
Et la tete,
Alouette, alouette,
Ooooh, --

Alouette, gentille Alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai,
Je te plumerai le bec,
Je te plumerai le bec,
Et le bec,
Et le bec,
Et la tete,
Et la tete,
Alouette, alouette,
Ooooh, --
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Nice Herman, but...
Google is really pissing me off!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# funny
(herman:D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Swooosh
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:13, archived)
#
Cooooooooool!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:04, archived)
# :DDD
(herman:D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Wheeeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:34, archived)
# cor, I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)
# This is great as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Reckless fool!
That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Slow doooooooooooooooooooownnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
simple but effective.

*Applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Josephine loved it when he played Little Corporal
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 4:20, archived)
# this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Thank you
I was beginning to wonder if I'd missed something terrible.

Edit:(and nobody wanted to point out that he had 3 arms)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:18, archived)
# i like this too :)
hurrah to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:27, archived)
# rar


hello.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:24, archived)
# haha
just imagine :)
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Oh noes! The cloyingly cute returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Awwww
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Rabbit is happy

Or having a fit... one of the two
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 4:00, archived)
# wb!
Your stuff would go great on greetings cards. Shame DA only seems to do batches of 10 at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 4:41, archived)
# true
greeting cards does seem to be the no1 suggested thing i should put my pictures on.

maybe i should just buy a load of them and get a bigcartel store or something.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Is that a Kenyan rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:05, archived)
#
*Deep breath!*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# hahah
sorry TJ i'm watching totally viral (I know) but is that butters work I keep seeing?
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Yes it is
They use his stuff a lot. Check the credits at the end.
Think there's stuff from other b3tans on that show occasionally, e.g. Joel Veitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 4:38, archived)
# PFFFT
i knew it, credits go to fast though :)
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Any port in a storm
(izal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)
# haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# nice!
clicked

there's been some great stuff the last day or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# topshop!
wooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Ah, love in NYC

(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
#
Impulsive Amorous
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Wood that be you?
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:10, archived)
# craig bellamy
what a cunt
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:05, archived)
# hahaha
clickclickclick
(herman:D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:04, archived)
# top
shop
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I'D STORM HER PORT
if you get my cunningly hidden meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Thanks everybody
for the kind comments.
Had to redo his right hand cos it was bugging me
(izal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
haha! good subject line too
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# woooooooo!
You've seriously made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Izal you bastard
It's on now.

Oh it's on and POPPIN!
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# haha
Hello there ;)
(izal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# This is deserving of lots of win.
Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# In 2037 bioengineers found a way to supply the ingredients for chicken and mushroom pie in one handy organism.

CFB (425kb)
Their next project would be to engineer a modified version that could shit pastry.

Also I found a rude tree in the park:



'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
# aww I was in the mood for grape jelly and saurkraut :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Eww!
Just reminded me of this on /links last night.

NSFW
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Ew
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I did warn you!
Here's the rest of the retching inducing links!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I ain't clicking that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Put it this way
It would put you off the old Jiggy-jiggy for the rest of your life!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# mushrooms of the magic variety
:)
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Bound to be a success.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)
# lol a willy made out of poo
Always a good question- wee on your poo or poo on your wee?
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Beef stew made of poo
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
# it's made of poo and tasty too
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Red Leader, Red Leader: The Penis has ejected. I repeat the Penis has ejected.
:D woo

science like this causes accidents:

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Woo to the chicken.
I find it hard to see the rudeness in the tree though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:08, archived)
# big badaboom
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I love this fella
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I can haz a bucket?
and a mop too
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Aww!
Poor kitteh, assploded with cuteness!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# smelly cat, smelllllllly cat, what are they feeding you?
(JoePesky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Nitro evidament...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)

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