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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# With that look on his face I'd say he was more of a mac user :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Iphone mostly. yar.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oooooh
That's mine that is

*toasts another croissant*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# We've got one at work somewhere
but no one seems to know where it is at the moment.

Which is a tad worrying to be honest.

11 strong design team, with ONE Mac between us... and cacky spec'ed PCs instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# how big are the screens?
they want to take my Lacie away!!!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# WEIGH ANCHOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# It looks like
a waste paper basket!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# haha
hate those ads.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha
those Windows 7 ads are nauseating.

Anybody using it though? It seems to be getting good press.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# OS X Leopard for me
I'm a big gay Mac user
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I'm using Snow Leopard.
I can't tell the difference between that and ordinary Leopard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# check your hard drive space
whacking out all the code that supported power pcs let apple claim to have streamlined it by saving about a gig or so, i think it is.

streamlining = make half your users' computers unusable with the new os. they buy new machine. profit!

apparently there's quite a lot of changes in snow leopard that the normal user doesn't see. at the minute, this big gay mac user is still just using normal leopard...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Panther
on my mini. I'm keeping it real, not like you fancy pants 'new OS' girlies.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah? Yeah?
Well, well, I'm gonna put AmigaOS on mine! THEN we'll see who's a fancy pants 'new OS' girly!

This post may contain traces of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I'm tempted by it
but only because my Vista PC is running like a one-legged dog at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It's very nice
Much faster than vista, been using the RC for a few months now, not had a single crash. Should get round to installing the proper version sometime :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Good reports from colleagues so far
I can get it for £30 through the college I work at so when I get paid I might invest
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# its lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I havent managed to bsod windows 7 yet :(
and I'm putting old 16 bit drivers on it and all sorts of crap
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I can't help noticing everytime I get on the tube how badly made those ads are.
Especially the one of the woman with the slogan "I asked for fewer clicks, so I got fewer clicks". the font they've used is incredibly narrow and so its impossible not to read the 'c' and 'l' as a 'd'...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Blimey
hello, stranger. Where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Under a massive pile of third year deadlines, jetting up and down the country and a general malaise.
how are you keeping?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Cripes, you've been kept busy then
I'm pretty well, thanks for asking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah turns out university gets a bit harder as it goes on.
and mercy me, I've signed on for a masters with a look at maybe doing a PhD

*desk/face bang*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# and the irony is
that she really really loves cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# im a crab and im smug too!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Quincy Teabag, Pt. 1/6

Click for bigger
The first of six final images for my graphics project.
The aim is to illustrate a piece of text, I decided to use a short story I wrote a while ago.
You can read the story here!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I find this...
...rather fabulous and enchanting in equal measure and shall heartily click! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Why thankyou Ninj!
I am glad you like it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# is it paper or all digital?
i like it too.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# The plant in the background is soft pencil on teabagged (fnar) paper,
Then the colour is mainly from another second of teabagged paper.
The wood-grain texture to the right is from some printmaking I did, as is the overall background texture, you can see that easier to the top right of the image.
Then the little tree in the bottom left is scanned in from tracing paper.
The main picture in the middle was drawn by hand then traced over and shaded in Photoshop :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nice.
however, the tap has started to look like a winkey. but then again i'm on this site too much for my own good.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I know ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *clickclickclickclickclick*
You teabagged the paper, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

...That sounded like the aussie pedo in my head o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# great stuff!
not read the text yet.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# wow fucking brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Proper arts.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Saggy Maggie loves these Prunes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Too much Thatcher's Cider WOO sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Thatcher's FTW!
That's my local brew (from where I grew up)

And my local in that there London has just started selling it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I'd say t'was the Blackthorn! ;)
Cheers Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hehehehe...
...pleasure sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I'm so happy you didn't do her breasts!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# k3b/-\b would do her breasts
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
The old Saggy Thatchers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha she's havin' a stroke!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Christianity : An extra-marital affair that got way out of hand

Click for bigger (160 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
I often wondered this.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# "For that disgusting yet familiar taste, make it Sun-Tory time"

Mandy News
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# An unholy alliance if ever there was...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# aye
*shudders*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_The_Sun_Wot_Won_It
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# There waas some research done before that election
which showed that most Sun readers thought the paper supported Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Random
(Virulent, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Never forget the fallen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Nice
I like this one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Poignant...
Have a vaguely skateboarding kitten...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# awesome mate!
bloody awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# :D!
And how many here will actually remember this lol.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Clicky! :) You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Brilliant
Sofa based lols
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done but meh I was bored writing a particularly tedious report and needed to play...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely!! (Great shadow btw) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# they'd had a few decades to get them right?
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Thankee
A fun bit of mucking around with the settings to try and avoid lol opposing light sources...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That's very nicely done
Clicky
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :D ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Laaaavly!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Took me way too long.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Thankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Your country needs you innit?

Following on from Mr. Caine and Mr. Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :)
thats how i;d spel itt
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I reckon..
.. There's an "M" and a "TE" on his back.
Looks like he loves the yeast products.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Roffle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Slow down Ninj, leave some posts for someone else ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Sorry...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# He could specialise in mine clearence
He'll get the proper equipment*

*A heavy pair of boots
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# What they need is more helicopters
If we had more helicopters the taliban would magically disappear and everyone would have street parties and wear fluffy hats and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ooo you big cynic you
Personally I dont see how they can win the war without hammocks, but then hammocks are my answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hammocks are a staple when it comes to blowing your enemy to kingdom come.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# no, you're thinking of buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Good lord, that's scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
Photobucket

Edit: Tweaked a wee bit
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That's exactly the faces they'd both pull at such an occurrence.
Excellent source work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Thanks
Bit disappointed with the blur and getting the copied areas inline with the main image but reckon it can be tweaked.

*Waits for Millbank to issue a gagging order*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# its only browns face that fucks it up!
I still cant see what blur your talking about?

Mandy is fucking evil!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah - It's a real let down
I used Gaussian blur on Gimp to take the edge off the sharper modern images. The source image for Mandy is a rather benign promo shot .... Now tweked to unleash the inner menace
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# In shop I would
A. make a few layers, 1, very blur, 2 mid blur, 3 real pic, 4 very sharp. 5, one jpg saved to get blocks
I'd then mix an match with opacticy.

OR

B. Just blur out one colour channel. pick the one with the most detail and knock it down a bit.

not too sure how with the gimp.

Gaussian blur is a bit of a hammer.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Cheers for that
At the moment I'm just starting out (not that anyone could tell from the high quality of my images :D) ..... It's mostly a process of trial and error so all advice gratefully recieved.

I've had a tweak and it looks a bit better
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I like Blunkett's jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# fucking prescott donesn't look shopped at all :)
what a cunt!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Oh dear god.
This is the stuff of nightmares - truly it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Arrrgh! Alan Johnson has rejected more advice he can't understand
.

.
[edit] de-RIS
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :) - a bit ris but still :)
de-rised
now with more added :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This be veh good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I know we have too many quangos
but I don't believe for one second there is actually an Independent Anatomical Identification Council.

Nevertheless *click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hahhahahaha
*resigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha.............spot on!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ha!
Next Week: Can Alan Johnson tell shit from shinola?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# The problem is
he's right to ignore that advice.

Cannabis might be less harmful than alcohol or cigarettes, but it still turns people into feckless losers.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# true
but I've not seen a town centre smashed up as a result of cannabis use or A&E department full of stoners.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
#


edit: ty for nice comments and clicks. this is my first ever animation btw.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Wednesday, old buddy, we're gonna get along just fine..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Superb!

Fuck me the board is smoking this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Bloody hell!
I've tried smoking tobacco, hashish, mdma, and speed, even, but never this morning.

I'm sorry. I'll just, er ... I'll just go away now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# See that birk fly by?
he wont get there any faster going at that speed!

tsk. and woo.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# heh heh..........*likes muchly*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Heh heh
nice - clickety click
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Tweet...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Maximus Decimus Dunnock
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Thrushell Crow?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# BIRD PUNS THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Duck off.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# You winged that!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Don't get in a flap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I just got over eggcited.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# No need to crow about it!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yes - I hardly imagine anyone will be raven about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# That was a swift reply!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Yes - it's pretty hard to swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That one gave me quite the tern.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I think I might go to the market and try to
hawk it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Well don't fall fowl of market regulations.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# it's not my fault if customers are gull-ible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Well im gonna keep my eyes out for you from her-on.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# dont swan around here with that attitude!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Toucan play that game..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a crake.
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# altogether now....

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# That man is a legend...
and I'm really looking forward to the film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# It's rather enjoyable :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He is great to listen to when he's being interviewed
he is so honest about himself
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Indeed...
"Yeah, I did Jaws: The Revenge and it was shit. But it paid for my house in Bermuda."

Class
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I watched that kak, do you think he'll let me use it for a week to make up for it?
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
I paid to go to the cinema to watch it

I want a month
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I suppose someone had to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha...
Top expression!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Massive Mickey heads FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# it's a little known fact that Michael Caine is actually very short and slim
he wears muscle suits and stack heels in all his films
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I love the way he punches guys in the old Harry Palmer flicks..
.. 'ave that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Some cracking dialogue in Get Carter
"You're a big lad but you're out of shape...with me it's a full time job" SMACK
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# It's a career best for the man.
I always hope the ending's gonna change, but it never does..

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# not many blokes
can pull off walking starkers round a Newcastle slum carrying a shotgun, and retain their dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Dignity + Newcastle ???
Hmm :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :D
What a pretty explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ha
surely the army wouldn't touch half of our feral kids with a bargepole
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Yep yep
There's nothing less violent than being sent to the middle east to kill some turban wearing extremists.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Dear Michael Caine
You are very good at saying words that come out of someone else's head. However, when you say words that come out of your own head, you just look like a fool.

I thought you might like to know that for the sake of looking like less of a prick in future.

Your friend
Enzyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I'm all for it if it doesn't involve any shooting of guns or teaching kids who the "enemy" is
6 months of learning respect and discipline would probably get us a fair way along the right lines
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Respect isn't something you teach
it's something you earn.

And you don't need national service for discipline. I reckon I turned out OK without NS, so I don't see why others wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# He loves messing about in the water....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Aw maaaan, that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Wow.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# arf!
I can hear a version of Black Beauty sung by a duck in the background..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Orville?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha yeah that's it
*hums along*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# oh that's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# But in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# aaaaaaaarrrgh!!
that's fucking terrifying D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# WOWZER!!
Top shop sir *Click...er quack* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha he loves it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Tick follows Honk follows Tick...
fab work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Quacking job!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Only night of the week I don't want to go to the pub....

QnD
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahahaha
Anyone else think that new Pudsy deisgn is a bit shit
and was knocked up in five minutes late on a Friday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# yep, see also the Flash death of Mr Men and various other previously well designed icons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ooh, you are a grumpy trousers this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ?
I agreed with you here, and said that I wasn't interested in playing COD, is that really grumpy? Would have been a shit episode of Victor Meldrew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Ok, obviously a misunderstanding
I thought you were intimating that I was also saying the Mr men were shit when i wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# no, I think the cheap redesign of them is an equal affront
to the original artwork
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# oh... I seeeee
I've not seen them

*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
www.mrmen.com/uk/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh for the love of...
Why? Why do they let people redesign perfectly good already things?

This is why we can't have nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# What the f*ck have they done to Mr Strong?
Death to Ming!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# This makes me sad :(
It all looks so fucking nickleodeon.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I concur.
Sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# why has Mr Nosey not got a big nose now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Why is Mr. Strong not square?
And many, many other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Cos he's hip, daddi-o
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I think..
Gok Wan suggested the belt to break up his figure..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Dear GOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Chin-up, old stick!
I'm off to see MUSE in less than 32 x hrs, and I know how much you love them..



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Cor, have fun!
I saw Muse years back at the Docklands Arena.
Would probably have been the best gig I'd ever been to, had it not been at the Docklands Arena, which is just an aircraft hangar with a bar at the end.

But it was still ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# This will be my 4th MUSE gig..
.. and they have never once failed to impress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# you should leave after The big pink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You make Hulk sad.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hasn't that been pulled down now?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Bloody hope so
absolutely dreadful venue

EDIT: Yes thank christ

"The London Arena was demolished in June 2006 and is set to be replaced by a mainly residential development."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] What you just said!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oh my!
This is great.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# haha!
magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hehehehehe....
always knew there something sinister about them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# A friend of mine
was recently roped into being in the Pudsey suit for a Children in Need event (the guy who was supposed to do it was drunk and about 300 miles away from the event).

Before suiting up he had to read and agree to the rules, such as 'you may not speak when dressed as Pudsey' and 'you may not take the head off while in view of the public'.

The most important rule, taking precedence over everything else was, 'always wave or clap when photos are being taken, because PUDSEY BEAR CANNOT BE SEEN TO BE TOUCHING THE CHILDREN!'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# But I thought Padsey was a child...
so does that mean he can't touch himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Padsey?
Is he Pudsey's cockney cousin? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Irish
he wears a bandana over both eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yo, blood!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Wompa Wompa!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# excellence
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# This is not Real Photo Sunday.
Fail.

Just joshing - Woo Mr. Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# coool!
where's the big one, I clicked it but nothing happened.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Oops sorry
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Thats gerogoues..
correct spelling not included.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh, he's good.
Too good!

It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# In related news - gratz on the FP, Ninj..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Bless you Cap'n!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That is awesome personified
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

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