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# Cheeky Morgan!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Jesus!! What's he doing to that tree??
Cheeky little Morgan Treeman?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# you're right ninj
im far too cynical!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I think Morgan Freeman would see the funny side of this and I do too.
People are far too sensitive and see racism where is doesn't exist and yet ignore racism where it does exist like the BNP.

Nicely shopped Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
Too right! I detest racism and bullying, my pet hates.
I adore Morgan Freeman and having his voice would be one
of my 'Three Wishes' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Nobody ever thought all the 'shops of George Bush looking like a chimp were racist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Absolutely
and he does look like a chimp it was natural photoshop evolution to put the 2 together.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Probably because
'monkey' and 'ape' haven't really been used as terms of racist abuse towards white people. Not that I think this image is racist, but I think you have to be careful when doing stuff like this, mainly because you can never be 100% sure how the audience will take it.

It's a bit like when people say, 'Paki isn't a racist term, it's just a contraction of Pakistani.' Maybe it is and maybe it isn't, but your opinion on the meaning of the word might be coloured had you ever had 'Pakis go home' spray-painted on your house, or had it shouted at you in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I must admit, I didn't think much of Tarzan first time I saw him;
he looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Morgan Freemonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# No It's Morgan Treeman of course!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Bless him...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ning Freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# nings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Gand-ARF!
*reaches for spanging pan*
(Cloudane, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# haha
if I wanted to be a Tolkien geek I would point out it was the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail that said "None shall pass!" and Gandalf said "You shall not pass!" - but fuck gandalf, apparently ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# "Fast Cars will be the Death of the Hobbits!" hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *provokes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# get tae fuck
oh wait, you're ok - I'm from Shetland
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ive never been to shetland
though i have been to shetworld and shetland paris
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I did a stand for a company who were offering a prize of a bottle of Northern British Whisky
what the?...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# heh
I worked for a company where some of my colleagues were Muslims, and one of them won one of the annual 'thankyou for your efforts' award - booze

well done, managers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# gotta love the higher paid idiots
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# go fuck yersel'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# "I feel the need, the need for creed"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :D
You can write all my subject lines from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# If I had more time before going to work I'd be tempted to 'shop a "nunja"
I will throw out that suggestion to you "whatareweyourshopusanunjabitches!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# what are we your shop a nun bitches?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Surely work can wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# If only :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# anyone done nuneaton/nun eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Haha, nice work
Suits him
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I think he invented the hovercow
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# can you imagine a world with...er...hoverbeef?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# or


Ninj!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha this is wonderful stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I like to think the degree of hover would be indicative of quality.
Steaks would hover gracefully over a bed of mash potato and veg. Greasy burgers would slowly scud aimlessly across the table.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Killed the chickenlings you did, hover you must!
haha I love Foxes and hate all that anti-fox discrimination stop anthropomorphising the fox as if it has EVIL intents to murder chickens for fun!! It's an animal and not an evil human!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# but look at them! they're evil!
it reminds me of my favourite Steve Wright 'factoid':

"Pigeons can't help moving their necks like that when they walk"

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# haha Chav pigeon strut :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# heh
I like the fact that it implies that pigeons have *tried not to do it* when they walk

"TENSE your neck! Tense it!"
"Hnnnng! HNNNNNNNNNG! Ah, fuck it, can't do it"
"Right, let's go and shit on a tourist instead"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Lord Vadar and the hounds are close...
Nice Ninj, I can't help think he's humping something invisible?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Perfect Head??

Also inspired by the Nun's of Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)
# ooh lovely
I decare today to be nunday!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hear hear!
Monday-Nunday works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# "Colin"???????
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# oh yes - it's always Colin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Colin is French for 'cod'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Nuns! Reverse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I like how this is made by samsung
Ning Nibs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ning chap
I watched that Batman thing last night

it was poo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# what Batman thing?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# The Dark Knight or something
I couldn't tell what was going on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# was it batman biggins?
I tried to watch Supeman Returns a while back - it was drivel
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# it was the one with Heath Ledger in
although he was v good, the rest of it was a yawnfest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I want to see this on Dragon's Den!
When's the Priest's/Bishop's/Pope version available?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# haha
in the popeline...er...pipeline

I thought it was going to end up as a restrictively large gif when I made it, but it didn't - so now I will make MOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# WHERE'S THE SOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# It does, doesn't it....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
I like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# can't beat a good pint of guinnest
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# eggcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Oh my!
I don't know why I've never seen Nun's Story.
Audrey in a nun costume surely needs to watched by every hot blooded hetero male
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Audrey out of Corrie?
*puts 3D glasses on*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Smashing sir! *Click* :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha, cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# perfect head you say


nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# That's one Extra holey doll! ;)
The Vatican logo does it for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Morning all....
Nicked from Ninjypoos and Elvis....!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:31, archived)
# norris by norris-west
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Chuck has really great teeth for a fightin' man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hshshshshshshshshsh
that's brilliant

#intransient

*edit* yay! I found a word that's not been used in a previous post (that may because it's spelt wrong, but hey - I win!)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Good game.

#snaffwaggle



:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
#
#codwaddlers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
#
#bruntywig




(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
#
#figleytobis

oh no wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# have you started drinking already dear chap?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Mong Chucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Ning!
I'm not being completely ignorant btw, and I have kept a tab on your great 'tache adventure, it's just that I rashly committed myself to 20 quid to my brother in law for the same endeavour which pretty much taps me as far as moustache contribution ins concerned...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# No worries fella
I'm just disaapointed all my hard work ended up with something any self-respecting 14 year old could have done in a week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Bro in law's is actually quite impressive
Way better than I could have mustered up...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha *BELMS*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I hope that chuck norris dies soon, the hideous racist motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Haha, "Stop that!"
Nice Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hiya Moley!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hey you can't repost other peop-
ahahahaa!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# mo' lost history

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# ...bananas... *shudders*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# And on Lucy Australopithecus' birthday, too..
.. how apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# with no birth certificate
I refuse to accept
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Would you accept her Discovery Day, instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# yezz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Nice!
'scuse the pearoast...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# This mornings abomination is none other than Shakin Stevens after his ill fated accident with a radio active Panda
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# WHY SO SERIOUS BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:31, archived)
# This Shakey wouldn't have just duffed up Richard Madeley, he'd have wrenched his arms from his sockets & beaten him to death with them.
Nice one, Shakey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Did shakey and Madeley get in the ring? I didn't know they had a punch up?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Holy shit! Teh Quo were in the ring with them..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGc_t7_sxB8
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I thought he had a milk moustache for a moment..but it must have been something ese..
*shakes head*...oh shakey!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# HellFundRaiser


Happy Monday, all!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahahahahahah
I love Pin head
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Yeah those Cenobite quotas are a bastard :D
haha nicely drawn
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahA!
I lord, I've missed your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
My friend Sophy's dad was Frank the Monster.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Did he have a shit mid-Atlantic accent in real life?
EDIT: how rude... that's pretty awesome.
I'm friends with a guy who is mate's with Doug Bradley/Pinhead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I don't know, I've never met him.
But as I understand it, no. It's one of the trickiest to master, so clearly he's got the skills to pay the bills.

I'd like to see it (and by which I mean hear it) done all in Welsh. Would I? Maybe not.

Edit: We have common and tenuous Hellraiser ground. I'll be dressed as 'Cenobite #2' at the next Clive Barker expo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)
# ooooh...
"We'll tear your soul apart... there's lovely"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# "It's me, it's Uncle Frank. C'mere! I want to touch you!"
Ah, Frank.
Always one for the japes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# good stuff *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I've never seen your stuff before, but I very much like this..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# you're missing a treat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I think you may be right, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Most excellent
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 7:41, archived)
# That sums up b3ta perfectly^
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:03, archived)
# ^yup
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Fukken radge.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:47, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:07, archived)
# ni idea...
Is it something to do with this?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# That'll be a ten from this judge.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Happy Monday Everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 7:20, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Got me the new Windows



(This may not be true)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 6:37, archived)
# By Hal Mellanby's Eye, you're probably right.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Heh heh
Liberator 1 Windows Seven 0

However...

Cosmic Goo 1 Liberator 0
(Cloudane, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# good morning sweetmeats
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 4:07, archived)
# hey
0221-super-juniorlol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 5:17, archived)
# SUPEEEEERRRRRRR PAAAAAANTS
Is his leg broken or is that his special power?
*clicks*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Saw this t'other day
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Clever how it spells out "God"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:45, archived)
# As the fruit machine glints greenly within.
(Was this pic taken in Vatican City?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Pffft
I always said god was bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# iron cock!

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Unedited?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 30 Nov 2009, 4:01, archived)
# found this bit of lost history

"Bring me your tired, your hypothermic"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)
# ahhhhh, very clever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Have some more lost history
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Shoot it!
Shoot it!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:17, archived)
# :D nice shop
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)
# The Statue of Frigidity?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:15, archived)
# must be
I married her grand-daughter ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:16, archived)
# the statue can't be that frigid then.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)
# was probably a rape in there somewhere
but why is still a mystery
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Our country is being inundated with immigrants!
They are destroying us from within.
We must martch together for greater Antarctica!


Love the statue of penguin. Top job.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:16, archived)
# haha--as if anyone would want Antarctica
*vacation paradise--wew!*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Only if global warming gets going a little faster...
www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/office2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)
# yep! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)
# ha haa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha that's a bit good that is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)
# First rule of nation-building, Spike -
Mek sure your new flag's easy to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)
# The swastikapus is easy to draw...
so long as you use all of your eight arms to draw it.
Damm!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Acht arme gut!
Zwei arme... nicht so gut.

(thanks to Sven Goran Eriksson Translation Services, Inc)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)
# So what's wrong with a plain white flag?
*oh--not a lot of respect there*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:29, archived)
# they seem to be leaving though ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:17, archived)
# naa
just milling around due to bureaucratic backlog
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Hahahahha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Xmas is canceled this year, and perhaps forever now.
and perhaps forever now.cfb 180k
You can likely blame epiphany for that.
ALSO
elk
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I read a great tutorial on how to make them.
Not quite as nice, but I got the main bits without the sick rendering time.
fweibel.com/atomicbombtutorial.php
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Why blame me :(
I just like elk... even tho they are murderous bastards
(bbc link from a few days ago)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
# You wanted more elk.
Somehow, that never works out for the best. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# but... but.... elk! :D
I really wanna try elk aswell, apparently it's pretty nice
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)
# See...murderous bastards
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8384143.stm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)
# so she was having an affair with an elk, they got drunk, and the elk beat her up?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Elk pushed her into a lake because she was seeing the elks husband
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9815237
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# ELK R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
# TRU FAX
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Elk hath no fury...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Straight down the chimney: BOOM!
Death Santa's a bugger.
/woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:13, archived)
# That jolly fucker and his workshop is dust now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I was thinking of doing some kind of nuclear animation
in the style of Japanese traditional paintings and my shadow thingies.
Dunno if I'll get round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Need render farms.
ALSO
more hours in the day.

Would work well, but you'll go mad making outlines.
Stick construction, hair and cloth everywhere! FFFUUU--
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Cute pic I made
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# why am i looking at a mosaic of your dog?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Are you calling his pet bat ugly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't arrange icons


So I made a screen saver suitable for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for the size.
(fuzzbuzz, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Is the knitted?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# step off my folders, DOG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Been dying to do this for ages...


Click for bigger (241 kb)
(beirtipol, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# david mitchell
wouldn't, but might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Go for it
Just so you can say you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)
# the macintosh...

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# No,
but I've got a dark brown overcoat...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:35, archived)
# This gets a clcik
Clever :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# oh hai, Im someone off the street... I had an idea, I told microsoft, they told me to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Lucky
They punched me. With hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i told microsoft to make a vibrating mouse
they told the police to search my hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# fuck this for a game of soldiers
i'm going to bed.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i kinda like windows 7
...does that make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Proper fucking LOLarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
#
that's a snaffwaggle if I ever heard one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha you wag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# actually, i'm RISsing like a mofo here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# We made the moon our mirrorball, the street's an empty stage...

don't click this. Over 2 megs is why.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# close-up of red dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Red: Actual Size, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# don't ask me, i'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I bloody love you.....
*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# heheh
you're my best mate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Ah, you're trapped in a futuristic, nightmarish demonic parallel otherworld, taking holiday snaps.
That explains why you didn't respond at all to a series of calls, messages and offers of 'naturalisation workshops'.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# No, that's not the reason.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Is it cos I was a drunk twat who nearly lost you your job before you started it
by executing a badly thought-through (and pretty unfunny) practical gag through your employers as you moved cities to take up said decent new job?

I regret that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# As well you should.
And yes it was. Amongst other things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# um...did you really do this? o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Yes.
Yes he did.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I'm having to do quite a lot of making amends
for the time I spent on inhibition-reducing anti-depressants combined with inhibition-reducing hefty booze intake, a while back. I took some liberties with words.

Shit, this is the first time it's encroached on the online world, though.

Goes to show why it's a good idea I wasn't on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I did do it, and it looks like I owe you an apology, JPG.

I'm sorry. With hindsight (yeah, yeah), it was a downright stupid thing to do.

Got carried away at the time, forgetting the walls between b3ta/life/work.

I really hope it didn't impede you in your new job. If it did, I'm even sorrier.

I'll txt with more. Read it if you want to.

Looks like it was counter-productive, really, cos I was so pleased you were moving to my town.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# i popped in for a bit
and was blown the fuck away by this - w/y/h and the silly one - shit yeah JPG - awesome++
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 6:15, archived)
# I just found this by accident
wow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Aceness as always JPG
*and* you like Elbow, which makes you doubly ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)

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