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# BABY!!!!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# BABBY IS GRINNING!
And so am I.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Its got a touch of the
Come to daddies about it
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Making presents in his nappy.
Poo presents.
Poo.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# too soon, man
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Argle!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# happy little bastards.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ABORT, ABORT!
Killz it w/ fierrrr!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# 'Hey Boss, I think theres someone coming'
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Yay for Pingus!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# AAU
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ^WHS
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ^AWHS
ICUWYS.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# WYS, YLF!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It's all got a bit acronymious...

What are we talking about, does anyone know?
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I have no idea what AAU means,
but, I think;

^WHS = ^What He Said

^AWHS = ^Also What He Said
ICUWYS = I can't use words you see

WYS, YLF - Well you should, you little fuck!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Ace As Usual
HTH
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Oh, you're good!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# He got mine wrong. He's not good.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# HD, YSF.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# IK, BTNE!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# We're not talking anymore.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Sorry Samweiss :(
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# where's the pink bunnie?
much woo though :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# yay
wonderful as ever!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Coming like a castle with magenta jizz!

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Too
much internets will do that to any household
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# i want to visit that land
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I can't be the first chap this has occurred to..

but having just watched Star Wars III, it occurred to me...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# They are nice at either size.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# if it's more than a mouthful, it's a waste
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# You may be interested in this 70 minute video review of the phantom menace
www.mixedgrill.nl/2009/12/22/de-beste-star-wars-recensie-ooit/#more-2678

I thought it was very funny. And it's chopped into bits, so you don't have to watch is all in one go ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# i sat down to watch just the first part of this the other day
and didn't stop until i'd seen all 7 parts

very good :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Same here ;)

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Corr
Despite the dialogue, she did look somewhat fabulous
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# the breast enchanced edition does make it worth watching though.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I'm in the West End tomorrow anyway
I shall go to Forbidden Planet and literally ask for this at the counter :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# just wait til lucas releases the 3d version
knockers in 3d.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *Erupts*
He still is muttering about new versions isn't he? Most film-producers in his privileged, economic position, would move on to something new, no?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# there is more milk to be milked from the star wars cow
although as much as its decent, the recent addition of zombies to the star wars universe via `death troopers` the book, is a step too far in my mind.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I have read that in like the last month! The cover was to much to ignore gazing at me off amazon, the first Star Wars book since Dark Sabre (which I finished off the coast of Spain, and subsequently found was so dreadful, is now somewhere off the coast of the Spain.)

But my god though, what a dodgy, though somewhat comical pile of rubble. I kept on reading just because I guess I was that bored, and just a bit curious about how it could all turn out. Somewhat glum when I reached the final page

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Touch my:
Star Wars.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# well that was far more tasteful than my thought...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# In the first Star Wars movies
Princess Leah's breasts were completely strapped up with gaffer tape. George didn't want them jiggling at all.
True, strangely enough.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# ...but she wasn't allowed to wear a bra
because apparently, there are no bras in space.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# nipple tastic
this is why there should be more female astronaughts.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# So they can invent vehicles that travel at the speed of light,
but they hadn't managed to invent something to keep womens boobs steady?

Star Wars is bollocks!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# The Phantom Menace certainly was...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It's all fucking ridiculous!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# In space something something.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Something something complete
something something darkside...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# In space bimbo buns

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! KHMER ROUGE! HA! HA! HA!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! KILLING FIELDS! HA! HA! HA!
     HA! HA! HA! TEA! HA! HA! HA!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Did you know that today is the 10th anniversary
of Pol Pot dying?

I didn't.

But that is mainly because I just lied, it isn't the 10th anniversary at all.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Half the fun of being a dictator is rewriting history.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Are you calling me a dictator?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# You did try rewriting history there, so one can only draw one conclusion from that.
I bet you're wearing a wall of medals and a hat with half a kilo of gold braid on it right now.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *whispers to deputy*
Kill the infidel....
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Did you know that the fellow who is pictured killing here
may not be SFW was the Lt colonel of the South Vietnamese Army, and then moved to Westminster in California and opened up a liquor store? Do you think he has that on his wall?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Photographer claimed in an interview he ruined a great man by taking that picture.
I'm not sure if "great men" summarily execute people in the street. Judge Dredd aside.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# The guy was a communist spy
shot dead quite humanly in the head in a time of war like spies generally are

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Then the guy who did the shooting
abandons country to the communists and goes to the US to sell candies to children. Yay!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I read he was quite a good cook somewhere
the video of the incident simply enforces the fucking madness of warfare; but why I don't think he should be shoved forward as a fiend. He walks up to the Marxist and kills it instantly. Given the chaos of the moment, it's not as if he could let the guy go with a gentleman's handshake to report somewhere once everything died down a bit.

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Meh...
You're prolly right :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# mmmm...
this tea is to die for!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Fo sho yo!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ooh
That will match my Che Guevara Sugar Shaker tm
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I only have a Che Guevara Mug and Notepad :(
I want a Che Guevara sugar shaker :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Had a lump of Alan Sugara!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
*wants one*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I thought you would ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
;)

It's a holiday in Cambodia!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Fo Sho Nizzle!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom

parp

I dunno...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :D:D Vagina eyes
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# The Wikiman
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# What is leitation?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# (ibid.)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Haha!

[Please clean up this image]
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Oh, gawd, very good.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# haha
clever
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Santa has ruined my Christmas again
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# what a messy soap dish.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# who are you to judge
he looks happy enough with his predicament.

or are you upset as he's not as genitally endowed as you like your ornamental shitfaced babies?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# 'lo Soosh
I've just compiled a fabulous sprots quiz.
It is VERY difficult. Would you like to have a go?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Proto-tubgirl

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hello!
Have you invented anything new over this festive period?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Hello! Sushi is trying to blame me for several inventions

but I really only ever invented seagulls
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# TUB_BOT!
Those oils look high in essential fatty acids.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I have clicked for this before
and I will click again.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I 2nd that
Click
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# artfart
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I recognise Buffy, but I don't think that black man with the mohawk really is Mr. T.

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# i can see Mr T
i can't see any other fucker :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It's Buffy and her naked grandma

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# there's a man who's just been shot bellow the buttock
it's going sploosh now and gushing and stuff.

or is that buffy's grandma?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I see that

creepy
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ahahah, I just found a blow up doll in a bath.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Whose bath?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I want my bath back

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I want my doll back.
Soiled or no.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Veh pretty.
Makes me think of chinesey stuffs.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Delicate touch . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I like your art fart!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hidden naked woman
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# What? Where?
*squints*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Very nice and lovely :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I like that
a lot
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# wow thats really nice
good work
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Both woo and yay.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# is it a naked lady squatting for a piss in a bush?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Jeff never saw the problem in getting gift ideas from roadsigns.

Apologies for Q&D, TOAP etc.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# This is shit ClanSoul! Fuck off! ;)
Arf!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Howdy Sush, how's it going?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Not bad,
Yourself? Good christmas?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Yeah thanks :D
Spending this generic winter holiday with Hokerou up in Leeds.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *filenames*
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# also filenames :(
;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# You lot suck ;D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# don't worry I got it.
doesn't mean I liked it though :P
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# No U turn !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# pffttt....
lol!
:)
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Advice
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Also your face looks like a boat.
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# And his friends like a letter....
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah, the letter K

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Apologies to dredgeups,
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# LOVE IT :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I am now following SImon out of Trevor and Simon on Twitter.
He is very funny :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Suddenly: FISTS

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Heh Heh
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# That's OK . . . I just like to fiddle about . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# ha
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha
Nicely done!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# that there is the story of my life
have we ever met?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I laughed.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Wallshower guy loves his job :)

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# There's a hidden camera in that red nose thingy !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# there appears to be a hidden camera watching the whole thing happen
or else where did the pic come from? ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# You're over-thinking this...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Not that I'm paranoid or anything . . . but now I'm checking out my ceiling . . .
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Paging ceiling cat...
Abort! Abort!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:DDDD
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ha :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# fapping showers FTW
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hey!
Where did you get this footage from my shower?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# he filmed it
you were there watching him
you wrote me a letter about it

I'll republish part of it here:


------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear KSS,

I just watched someone film someone in my shower

Love and bum-kisses,

Mediocre
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# heh
:)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# very splendid
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# \o/
*click*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Fucking shitty pigdogs!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Can it be squealed . . . on ?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# .............PIGGING TERRIERFYING!!!
:O
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# LOL..................it's scrotum's where it's adam's apple should be......:)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# maybe it had just grow
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Your sealion is broken
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# suuuu bleedin perb
*clicks*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# not as good as yours :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# bleedin tops
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# wonderful
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# good lord
*clicks*
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# HE'S GOT NECK TESTICALS!!!!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Neckticals, if you will.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Necktical :DD
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Jim Morisson my arse!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# :D:D
"peolpe are strange"
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# "..when you're a b3tan..."
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# When my a b3tan what?
WHAT DID HE DO?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# GRRRRRR
*i'll correct it now*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I shat on the carpet again. Sorry
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I knew that carpetted potty was a mistake when we toileted trained you
but Ttssattsr insisted.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# faces look ugly when you're alone.
this picture can be improved by company.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I'm ugly :(
but lol
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# So if there were more people,
you might be hidden. BAM!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# this remix is curious.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# You'd know wouldn't you uglychops
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Buy a 360, get it, let me beat you
/ac
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nah,
as soon as I have the money I am gonna buy a PS3.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# :(
But you can't play with me then :(

Oh, I see, you don't want me pwning yo ass do you
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, it is just that I don't see the point in buying a game, just to have to spend more money just to play it online.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# You'd get 32 days free if you bought it
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oh that would be fun!
A game with a use by date! How novel!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Well buy more time then
Ps3 is shit aswell as you no-one talks on it
And the controllers have no meat to them.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# And you have lost the argument!
The twats speaking is a right fucking pain.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# No, I like playing with friends
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# With friends would be ok I guess,
but yesterday there was a dude in a free-for-all saying nothing, apart from doing a really mucusy cough every 30 seconds.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# you can mute twats
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Aye,
I phoned my mate up and he told me how :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Highlight name
Press A

or "X" on gay ps3 controllers
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Especially a game which is garbage.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I respect your right to an opinion
regardless of how RETARDED it is!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# *shoots russian in the head* *pauses*
Ooo, would you look at that
*unpauses*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Oh, Mu. Very upsetting.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# What did you buy in the end?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Did you get MW2? Good man
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Aye.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# On ps3? :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Like I said, xbox try to charge you to play online. Not doing that shit.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Meh, I've got more than the £30 per year I've paid
Im not massively fussed about the paying.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Well that's fair enough,
if you use it enough, but most people don't innit!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# £10 per hour of campaign
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah, but it's all about online innit!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I've already spent 5 and a half days :/
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I make it more like £8
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# No . . . Morris son !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] you can scraaaeeeeeeam you can shout, but fucked if you can count
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Thicky stupid
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Poor Auld Wonky Eye :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# he won't find the answer by praying
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# No surprises there!


(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# If only he had an OK Computer to work it out on :(
Sadly though I think it is too late, those Creeps behind him already seem to have the Knives Out.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Balancing all those puns must have been Like Spinnning Plates
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# You sound like a Talk Show Host
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Left you high and dry have they?


(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# National Anthem
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Everything in it's right place.



(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Climbing up the walls
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Just


(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I know!
a bit of a Let down, really...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Where I end and you begin
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# how can I make these terrible radiohead japes disappear completely :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Call the Karma police.


(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I might be wrong
But arent the Karma Police Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I don't think they're bulltproof, no,
but their Iron Lungs are!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# all Packt Like Sardines In A Crushed Tin Box
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Mstandot punning? No Suprises there then
Just quit it will you?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Are they upsetting you?
Awwww, There There.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# *sulk*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
#
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(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# birth defects are not funny.........
...but this one is
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i have a wonky eye too, but its not as bad as either of these dudes
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# HELLO, THOMYTHOM.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky Peas for Jesus
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# :D
but bad for peaing i(n) a new thread
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# You are a new thread?
How rare ;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Youll have the grammer Nazis out.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll repost my graph thing then
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Whoally shit
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# *flashbacks*
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# spiralling funkjism
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# heh heh...far out man:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# like, definitely, dude
it's this thing
and the other one too
(, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Good Evening!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Top gnops
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Cheers..
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I didn't know the pope was Westside.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# He's actually middle class
And claiming to be Eastside, but without actually knowing what he's on about. He's seen a few videos of rappers and thinks he can play along, so he got Daddy to buy him an enormous bling chain and the hat and all the clothes so he can be "street" and "home with the downies"

Or something.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Flopsy, Mopsy, and Dropsy
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# when a stroke strikes
fill a pan with water, carrots, onions, celery and seasonings. bring to the boil, add rabbit.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# A most disturbing advert.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# but a very tasty stew
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I'm just sitting here sniggering at this.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# He purrs.....
Presenting Zalgocat my first ever animated giffery :D



(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Purrrfect.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# so much better than an ordinary cat!
i can eat it if it gives me evil looks!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Nice fish
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Great . . . now you are giving the gift of gif giffery !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] like the pulling the tablecloth trick, the internal organ yank is all about the maths
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Monster!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i like this
and shall imagine it next time my brother pisses me off
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# lolz:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Having just been through this
I can attest to its accuracy.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# No penises :(
Other than that, yay verily!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Fifty five degrees of no difficulty !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Wot no inflamed penis?
Click tho
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Parents need instruction these days...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# = Prison ?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# What a fucked up world... :(
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Isn't it just...
or unjust....I don't know.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The day when children call the shots is a sad day for us all.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# oh i don't know
cartoons on telly all day and compulsory chocolate? sounds good to me!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I do that anyway!... :P
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# do you do it all
whilst wearing undies with cartoon characters on them?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Completely NUDE!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Completely nude cartoon characters?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hmmmm....nice!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i suddenly feel overdressed in my jeans
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *sigh*
Wish I had central heating. I don't intend to be nude until May.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# fully-clothed baths?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Washing is bad for you.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# get yourself laminated
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Plan!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# They already do don't they?
Edit: I don't have kids, I detest them.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i don't have any either.......................THANK GOD!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I have everything I need a husband and a dog
who needs some screaming brat demanding stuff all the time - God I'm old and selfish! :D lol
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Dogs are better than kids...............FACT!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# this is scienfically true
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you can't send a dog to the chippy
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Have you tried?
I bet with a bit of training they would be great at this.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# but they'd eat your sausages
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ferrets are better than
dogs and kids
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Spanking!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I got the belt...
...............he's lucky!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I am currently resisting the temptation
to paint a CDC where that down arrow is. I'll let you know how this goes.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Do not fall into the usual b3ta traps.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It has the dotted line coming out of the end already.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Dotted line = Sperm?
.............no...can't be right.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# What, here? On B3ta?
Surely not.
;)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# good point...
...sperm away!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Spanking is for adult entertainment
just don't have kids and then you won't have to discipline them. Now where is my riding crop my husband is calling :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i think would be awful to be spanked by a man singing blue suede shoes
it's 1 for the money, and 2 for the show, and 3 to get ready so go cat, go
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# He slams a guitar on his head next.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# SPROWNNNGGGGGGGGGiinnnngggggggg kulumpf.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Ha ha...that actually made me laugh!.... :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Constant motion = kicks
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Pressure+anger=punishment due.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# That young boy is doing a blowjob wrong!
That is probably why he is being beaten.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I'm gonna go back over here...with the normal folks....K...bye!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# negative reinforcement
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Positive outcome
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# TJ
can someone link me to that facepalm picture, not the picard one but it's handdrawn and has a man with facial hair who's had to take his glasses off in order to fully embrace the facepalm?
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about! :D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i know it wasn't yours
I just TJ'd your post as my own little way of saying hello! killing two birds with one stone.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Oh I know, hello Dylan I hope you had a good christmas :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Spank! woooah woooah...Spank!
/D'Menace blog

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# see...............................it's fun!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# it's kinda got the sound of the police in the middle of it
which is apt.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# There is no spoon.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Defacing cutlery?!
SOmeone needs a spanking...

"There is no spanking." He'll say; and we'll bloody well show 'im there is.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That'll teach him!
...some interesting sexual perversions for later life.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Lessons learned... :)
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha...hurrah....I've been doin' it right for once
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)

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