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# Don't forget! Slugs is homeless too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Slug
Slugs are horrid. They have that hole on the side of their head. I think its to vomit out of or something. It leaks green is all I know.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
# That's only because you stamp on them all the time
you 'orrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# THEY HAVE A VOMIT HOLE
EVEN IF IT'S FOR BREATHING WHY DOES IT VOMIT? :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Pneumostome! >:(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumostome
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# go to sleep you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# no, they are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Simply heartbreaking.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# It really is.
Poor slugs. Poor, ugly, homeless slugs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# arts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Powerful
This made me ring my mate Gareth just to say hello. He's got work in the morning, he wasn't happy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# HELLO G/-RETH
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Of all the pictures I've seen in my life this is certainly one of the most recent.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# I thought that at first, but then I saw something else.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Was it better or unbetter?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# It was more vague.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Sweeping
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:49, archived)
# someone spends too much time on reddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Someone spending five seconds on reddit right now would see this picture
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# that is too much time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Yeah fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# I like this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# so do I now I've seen his little face
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# it seems you're getting some love on Reddit
www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/aksw9/i_fucking_love_sweeping_pic/
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Reminds me of "Max" - a wordless comic strip about a golden hamster - which is a Good Thing..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# hello garreth wana meet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# How its know
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# fuck
is this in print? i want 5 x postcards
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# ART
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Prelude to the worst stag night of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# While it may be arts, it is not cubism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# # Oh Gareth, why does your nose resemble a cock.
Art!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# and that's my lot
i'm off for a bit of vampire filmery.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# GEHELLO
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# hello matthew too
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
What a shakey bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# fanart
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# HELLO GARRETH
HELLO GRARETH
HELO GARETH HELLOS
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
# HOW ITS KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Why didn't the cancer kill you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# HOW ITS KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I was gonna say that,
but thought it slightly harsh.

But then I remembered that it was all bullshit anyway and he is just a dick.

So I opted for passive agression ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# I just hope you feel proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# HOW ITS KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Don't worry.
It'll get him eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW, HOW IT'S KNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# HOW ITS KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Nice work SSG!
It's as if Van Gogh were still alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# This is just about the most art I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# HOW ITS KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# another proof reading monkey for the collection I see.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# KNOW HOW ITS NO HOW NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# its know how, its all about the know how
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# THAY ALL NO

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# HOW ITS KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# IT JUTS DOES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# your alien sex crickets amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Good title for a debut novel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# thay have lob-on for you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# this is not surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Please we must!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# i'll just leave this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I know him. Top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# lots of trains
and excellent wine cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# pasanonic?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# looks like
he's having a "how many boiled sweets can you fit in your mouth?" contest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# It;s like Zoot never left!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# i am bored
so i post you some crap! nature with overlay ftw hope not too big


Click for bigger (318 kb)
(tesztbandi, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)
# RP shit : snales are bigger
SNALES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# This is crazy! RPSNAILS is something.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# NOTSNALES
ISSLUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# PRETTEH SEXEH THO
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# VERR SEXEH
SNALES UNCLOTHED
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Sexy sluggy, where have you been all my life,.
I desire a new shell please.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Crustaceans without their crusties!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# weird slugs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Poor Homeless Snails :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Banana Slugs
That is all.

Slug. what a great word
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:01, archived)
# Back to work, Peon! Slugs and snails are all lazy bastards! *cracks whip*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Snails pulling carts for a salt mine; the epitome of cruelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# make it smaller
give me my screen back
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Would you mind making this pic quite a lot smaller, please?
It's now taking awfully long to reload the page with this here old-skool 2008 wi-fi connection.

*EDIT* Cheers. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Filesize is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# OK, I know.
It was a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# edit in <img src="http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac40/Stain_2009/Snailcwtch.jpg" width="400" />
:)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# NOT YOU MU!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# LOL, sometimes you have to be a cunt eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Nah, that's just being a prat.
A cunt would have been added a 0 to the width=1008
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# FUCKING SNAILS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# tanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# no problem its on the house
*near lolz*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# *headdesks*
i feel much better about my bad punnage now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Helix Aspersa var. Warpig
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# i have a cure for boredom
dracula prince of darkness is on in half an hour. an absolute fucking classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# other option:
scratch your genitalia whether you need to or not. at a certain point you will reach somewhat of a nirvana however it is at this point that if you stop scratching you will enter a world of pain, therefore you have to keep scratching.

the blisters remind you to go to the vd clinic, it's an all around win.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# have you seen the size of my fingernails?
i'd scratch through to my liver within 5 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# what an erotic thought
so erotic that i may scratch my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Been toying with this idea.
Hammer ftw!

And yet... I'm here now. Hurling abuse at strangers, as one should. Not sure whether or not to cut and run.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# do it
i certainly shall, it's one of my all-time favourites. besides, you can insult people during the commercials
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Looks safer than in the city at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# if they keep eating that grass
they're just going to puke it back up on the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# CUNTWOLVES!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# WOLFWHEELS! We're not sure if they are related to Cuntwheels yet.
www.b3ta.com/board/9856929
But it seems likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# fuck me, they are very cunty, i suspect some sort of cross breeding
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# I'll be sure to keep my eye on the journals for more info.
www.b3ta.com/board/9857778

ALSO
Cockweasle's deranged utterings
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
# complete and utter fucking madness, i can see these cunts popping up in Dr. Who :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Improved celebrity Big Brother logo
All i could see after noticing the original on the bbc news site

Original

(Claxon_Beverage, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# looks like sauron with eye crusties
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Eye crusties!
delightful eye crusties.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# they're not fun
when they actually glue your eyes shut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# That would be chronic crusties.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# chronic yet sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# That's how my eyes feel early on a work morning.
Only they're narrower, and there's more muttered swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# poor thing
do you need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Not really.
I just need a bath.

And a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# *points*
you're on your own with the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Ta for the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Fucking police! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Shush,
don't blow my cover. It's bad enough with me wearing this Starsky cardigan my mum knitted for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# you're a COP????
*flushes stash*
nothing to see here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# DAMMIT!
*wishes we hadn't lost the CCTV footage. Hands in badge and gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# CCTV?
do you have any tapes of...erm....male suspects?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# As far as I recall, no. Just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# bugger
i'm one of the few things that doesn't give me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# No ring
:p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# There *is* a ring.
Just not on his finger.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ever notcie the hidden cock in last years BB?
unrealityshout.com/files/images/big-brother-2009.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# no
and i'm really looking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# fucking spot on!
*actually the balls go back further, i see it as a kind of like a rocking cock ornament*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# much better!
my cock senses are failing, it's been so long since i saw one up close!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# I'm doing this all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# don't worry
cock spotting gets easier the more you practice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
# boing!
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Day 33...
...and he's flagging a bit, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# between Davina's legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Has it started?
Did they fundamentally misunderstand the word celebrity when booking contestants again?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Was
your mum my old home economics teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# worth the unlurk?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Dickgirls in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# needs more stilettos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# How does the 'transforming' noise sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# and where's that skyscraper going?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# i must be slipping
i didn't even notice that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Megatran?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
[challenge entry] compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Yeah, coz rape is fucking hilarious! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I hope that's not what you told the judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# and therefore rohypnol = yes - no
and if no = -yes
rohypnol = zero and doesn't exist

daterape is a lie people
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# I think you have made an incorrect leap there.
If Rohypnol is equal to Yes-No then surely Rohypnol is the only answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# that's why i only got a B at A-Level
i bow to your greater knowledge sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I was on course for an A in Maths and Further Maths until
I realised that college is all about Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls and had an immense fall from grace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I study philosophy of maths, in my last year
And somehow still I'm utterly clueless.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# uhh?
if rohypnol = yes - no
and no = -yes
therefore rohypnol = yes - -yes
which means that rohypnol is doubly positive...
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I concur
Royhpnol = 2 yes.

Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# this is probably the funniest thing i have read all day
good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I think you missed funny and hit horrible with this one
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# i think it's the lady in the fetal position that makes it horrible
it...personalises it
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Can't say I like this,
but the last person to enter this equation in this compo got off quite lightly in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I fear that my messing around post
has started a torrent of abuse! Oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I actually considered editing my post to "THIS IS HILAAAAAAAAARIOUS" after seeing what you had written
So probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Poor Fiend :(
ANd Poor Me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I dunno.
I often find the first reply dictates the tone of the rest. Lately, if someone pearoasts, if the first reply is positive, everyone else follows, but if it's negative, then the flaming commences. Fickle, aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!
Sorry, what were you saying? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# * expects many similar replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# DUDE!
Tracy Morgan is totally on twitter!

twitter.com/RealTracyMorgan
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Tracy Morgan is an actor in a great sitcom.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTj47rcuM-4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Ooh, a torrent of abuse on the internet for some reason or other? Can I join in?
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# You would say that you droopy lipped fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Leave my fashion moustache out of this, y'stringy-bollocked unnoticed stroke victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Shut it you corn bread drinking fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# No way, you desperate attention-seeking flid doe-eyed shifty shoe-'admirer'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Oh no you di'nt!
This shit just got real!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Oh dear.
Further up the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# someone call john anderson!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Sexy as a sack of potatoes. Try a more advanced formula.
www.b3ta.com/board/9842542
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# i laughed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Rubbish.
I've been taking them crap tablets for years, and beautiful women still refuse to rape me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# will you go camping with me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Sure.
I'll be Kenneth Williams, you can be Charles Hawtrey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# oh dear!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHjI8MfMxqE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Too early?


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# sick
(I helped save b3ta! Animanga, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# fear The Busey!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Gary Busey is in the forthcoming film Grown Ups.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1375670/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# im suprised ben stiller isn't in it....and vince vaughn, and owen wilson, and will ferrell etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Wrong comedy troupe to be fair.
But I wish Tracy Morgan was in it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# haha
nicely done Rory
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# cheers, i was going to have his head smashing into something causing a bloody mess, but couldn't think what :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# A gherkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# ^
yes, this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I frying pan that Gary has in his left hand
:D

Bring the pan up to coincide with the blokes head and some blood splatter job's a good 'un and a reuseable spang posting :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# BUSEY SPANG!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# i can't look at him
without thinking of silver bullet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
#
this post is not getting the backlash attention it deserves.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# awww, nice one pedro :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# MAH PILLS!!! WHERE ARE MAH FUCKIN PILLLS MAAAAAAN!!!!!!
nghnghnghnghnghngh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# you eated them all
will you die now? i hope not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# YES YES YES YES and YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:33, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Stringfellow Hawke thinks you're a Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# stringfellow hawke
the ageing randy private dick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# pffffttt, this ghostwolf is fucking nuts!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# he'll get salt under his foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# lolz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
*hums Airwolf theme for the day*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# And that sir, is my christmas gift to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Spew the good spew!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Now that's an inspiring exhortation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# what a pair of muggy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Fucking shitty muggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# You've been watching too much Harry Potter haven't you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Fortunately no,
I did however watch the American Dad episode where Roger convinces Steve that he is a Wizard this morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Ha yes, and he works as a drug chemist. That was a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# LAVADE LOS MANOS!
*waves wand around*

Lavade los manos!

NO! LAVADE LOS MANOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# &t
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Arse/fart/shit gags? Ah, good. Here's something from a long, long time ago...

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I only realised on thursday that Dr Spaceman and Fred Armistan (off SNL) are in Anchorman
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Also,
American Comedy is one massive circle jerk.

In particular the SNL lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# happy times shared by all
ARF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# MUG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I have a mug of tea
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I am glad they are finding solace in each others' experiences.
And that Mr Bluepance has made a nice hot cup of tea for Mr Greenpance. Hot tea is always good for shock.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i never fucking trusted Dr Phucknut!
What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Ah, he only rubber-stamps his papers.
It's that lying bastard Terry Dactyl who fakes the images.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I shall cite this in my upcoming paper : "Phantasmal Creatures : A review".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Yay!
Extra citations always help.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# it looks official, so it MUST be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# TJ
Unexpected Horse on Family Guy now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# No, that's Penelope Cruz!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# and so the gay shift starts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Dammit, I forgot. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# ^ he has been drinking again. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# IT'S A HOAX!!! THE LIZARDS HAVE SUBORNED THE SCIENTISTS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
[bold multi coloured and odd size text on gif tile background continues for 34 scrolled pages]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I am a scientist and this is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# thank god
i was looking for some authorotative figure to tidy this mess up
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Don't worry, we are all in white coats and sit in front of large bookcases full of leather-bound tomes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# ALSO: Chalkboards
160k
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I forgot about that because I am such a figure of authority.
In fact, I have a mini-blackboard made from a bit of wood with blackboard paint on it.

It comes in handy for doing what I am trying to do, which is understand how to canonically label graphs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# GENE RAY WISEST HUMAN!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha very nice rippoff of the journal
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# El$evier for the lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Bugger off, Phucknut.
I'll believe it when I see it.

Oh, hang on a sec - I can hear some scratching at the door...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# remember the wise words of terry pratchett
a door can be knocked on from both sides...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# He may well have said that,
but I bet he can't remember he did! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# you're mean!
*giggles guiltily*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "The time setting up the spreadsheet is an investment for next time I have a similar query"


Click for bigger (170 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# when the moon hits your eye
like a small courgette, that's confusione!

i shall sing this frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# *giggles like a little girl*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Got any Pickled Eggs?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Ha!
Oddly, I'm part-way through making a cartoon based on a corruption of this song...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I approve of this song-model.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I am unsure as to the Italian-ness of some of those foodstuffs.
Nevertheless this raised many attempts at singage and therefore deserves a *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha
That is a top spreadsheet and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Daft as a brush!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha, nicley modified
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Did not see that comin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# SPAAANG
:D great as usual maiden
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Thank you
mainly working from tutorials but adding my own twist to them. Video CoPilot is the coolest place on the planet :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Oh my!
Are you self-taught at this kind of stuff then? Tremendous stuff it is too I might add.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Pretty much yeah
but the likes of Andrew Kramer I have to attribute a lot of my understanding of After Effects to. I tried places like Creative Cow but found their tutorials soooooo boring but Video Copilot put into context so that you can really start to do your own effects.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I am well impressed!
I wouldn't have the first idea of how to go about proper animation / this kind of thing. Bearing in mind it was only last week I made my first ever animated gif that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I started out making gifs before I got Photoshop
so I guess I love anything that moves on the internet hahaha ;)

btw here is the linky
www.videocopilot.net/tutorials/3d_eyeball/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# After Effects looks cool
But before buying new stuffs I think I need to master Photoshop and Illustrator which I already have first :) All in good time; and I certainly have the incentive now :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Nice job
I'm sure it'll come in handy too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Given that b3ta is the spangiest place ever, I'm sure you are right :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# That is very true.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# he he
i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# One day, all spanging will be done by robot.
all spanging will be done by robot.Freeing up much valuable time for cayke and other delights.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# SPANG!!!
WYH+click
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# This is well done miss!
Also, how good is Sean Penn at making one wanna cry in films?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Sean Penn never really rated him
in his teens he was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Just watching The Assassination of Richard Nixon
and fucking loving him in it! Such a great actor!

See also: Don Cheadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Never seen that one - I might have to revise my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# It is very good.
Also, did you see Milk? He was fucking brilliant in that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# No I'm ashamed to say that I've never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I suspect that he is inventing film titles again.
I mean, honestly! "Milk" - what sort of self-respecting film has a name like "Milk"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# A film about Harvey Milk is called Milk.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_(film)

He won the bloody Best Actor Oscar for it and it was nominated for Best picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Making fake wikipedia articles again, eh Sushi? Tsk Tsk.
What will we do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i can think of a few things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I like faking Wikipedia articles! It is funs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# i like it :D
spang
(herman:D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# animal care tip #3: lemurs enjoy the music of M.C. Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# this has nothing to do with the care of animals
I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# it does too!
a happy lemur is much easier to care for!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# This is true
but I challenge you to find any actual music from MC Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# good point, well made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
# STOP . . . it's time to lemur dants with their pance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# it's always time to lemur dants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Those are very dapper pance.
I am sure he is the envy of lemurs everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# indeed he is
except that one lemur with the pink rhinestone bell-bottoms. we're a bit worried about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# You are right to be concerned.
Pink rhinestones is not a good look for the treetops this season.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# too true
they keep getting snagged on the lianas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# animal care tip #2: bored pandas can be distracted by winding wool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# arf..............that's it -keep 'em busy
lazy gits...sittin'round all day chewin'bamboo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# it's like they don't even want to save their species!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# you're spoiling us.
don't waste all of the magenta on non-cdc posts, plz :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# i just like the colour :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Now . . . slip on the Chinese finger locks and work it 24/7 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# i can't
the saving in wages is outweighed by the sheer amount of bamboo i'd have to buy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Handy to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Or extreme compression
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# as can i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I know that panda
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Hello little panda
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# in the biblical sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I've never read the whole thing
so I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Pandas relieve boredom by pandering
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# b3ta must be full of pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# It is
I am the giantest of the pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# start making baby pandas immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# once more.............slight variation:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# rimshot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# eww, lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# much like our sharpshooter friend
i aim to please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# taint nothing but a thang
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# David Cameron is a fucking cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# "LET'S SHOOT HIM IN THE ARSE"
....and win a goldfish:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# A sure hit that the fun will never stop . . . dig . . . ding . . . ding . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# sounds like you got the bonus goatse .....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I ate the coldfish too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha....top twitshot
woo:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# 2 much stella artois :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Heads I win . . . tails you loose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Christ, don't get him on the shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Why is his head twisting through his calf muscle?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# WTF??!!!!...hold on herman....help is on the way....
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# That's what happens when you listen to the Ozric Tentacles
for more than 2 hours a day
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Thanks for the advice.
*turns off Ozric Tentacles and starts listening to Space Ritual*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Shpongle
is the best cure
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Finder's keeper's !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)

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