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# Not posted one of my movie vectors in a while.

So here you go. Slightly soft porn Japanese zombie movie, with a fantastic title.

/edit . added
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Love the title.
And the reflection.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Ah photoshop.
Thats the only non-vector bit of the pic
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Haha slightly soft porn Japanese zombie movie :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# very nice work!
:)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Lovely
;)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# this is a great film
i had it under the USA title:
Attack Girls Swim Team Versus the Undead
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Both titles are great.
There is a second US title for it too "Attack Girls Swim Team Versus the Unliving Dead" which is possibly even better.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I do like ths movie :D
it's not quite meatball machine though.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Meatball machine is no Machine Girl though.
But then Machine Girl is no Tokyo Gore Police....
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Good work
lovely
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
#

apologies Koit....
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahhaa
brilliant! :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Lol :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Spang !
:)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# i know how to save ITV
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hehe :)
Only a few years till this happens...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# counts down the days
:) done any new zombies recently??
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Nope, got no sources :(
I was going to wait for you to do Smash Monkey's and hope we got at least 2 submissions from that.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# you do smash if you want
pics in her profile :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I've seen that 'More Porn' before
I guess 'Porn' is the prequel.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Have you seen Moore Porn?
It features Dudley Moore, Micheal Moore, Patrick Moore, Julianne Moore and Demi Moore in a five-way orgy of epic proportions.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ooh, Patrick Moore porn!
That has to be good.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Return of the Son of Porn

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Gladly
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Beat me to it...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# This is how I want all carrots to die.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
personally I like to watch avocado stones drowning...






/click
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :(

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Poor carrot!

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# i didnt know the proper way to present this one :/
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# this is causing me serious confusion
successful presentatioon
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Cor!
This gives me the horn!!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# HAha. Number 2 is a pair of human-headed snakes having a conversation while dangling from the ceiling.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# That's a reasonable observation. All celebrities and politicians are reptilian
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Arghz

Chinbrow is kind of upsetting
Also: the second version is better I think.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Perhaps the Calista Flockhart from panel 2 combined with the Harrison Ford from panel 1, for extra unsettleability.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# haah
now this is funny
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha.......madness of the highest order
:D:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahhhaa top shoppery
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Any way is the proper way!

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha
horse-ome
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Go global!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# "X's sex pic fears" is pure UHL (uniform headline language).
Like "SHOCK PROBE BAN ROW".

Also : "PRICE'S LOVE-RAT SPILT TRAUMA"
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# and
"...my AGONY"
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]


On behalf of Jet Black.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Is this some kind of appeal?
Do we all have to send money to Jet Black now?

Actually I think I'll do a 3-minute Toyota picture. I think Jet Black will like it.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
If you like - I won't complain
(, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# CHOMP!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# om nom nom!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'd watch it
Is that the full name of Jet from Gladiators?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
thanks mate.
(, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# First try with Photoshop


Click for bigger (89 kb)


I know this does not excuse the crap hand - I was getting tired and as it was a test rushed it somewhat, so please ignore it.
Constructive criticism please? If it's really that bad, I promise I won't draw again, honest :)
And hope it's not too big, if its please tell me and I will (try to) fix it.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hmmm. The forearms are too short. The hand is a bit weird. The head is offset to (her) right.
Thighs are quite large, though not necessarily disproportionate (sturdy!).

That said, I can't draw at all - only criticise! :)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Also, weirdly I have a female cousin called "Rae".
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I think the thighs just need to taper more towards the knee.
Also I can't draw either, as above!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I just think a little more drawing practise is needed;
Anatomy practise in particular.

But that's what everyone says, huh?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# This.
Get one of those little model figures, with posable arms.

One of these bastards:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlqQSMifqk

they're always hanging around in arts shops. Don't know what they cost, though.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I had one called Norris.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# They have weird lightbulb-shaped heads, though. But I guess everyone can draw heads. Right? RIGHT?!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Good Anime style
However I personally feel anime drawing is to proper drawing what mime is to shakespear

Personal opinion - find your own stlye and people wont instantly judge
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Are you Japanese? I think the Japanese would like this.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# P.S. Anime is garbage, so my advice is: don't do it.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# :(
Sad face sad face
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# But what about giant flying killer robot squads? How else can such things be drawn?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# In a way which isn't garbage, ideally.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Non-garbage is a bar I attempt to strive for in many areas.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Not just giant robots, that is.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Sadly, sometimes I fail. Here is my 5 min attempt at a flying robot:
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hell to the yes.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# For some reason he has a head like Ned Kelly. But hey.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# If Isaac from Dead Space were to be in an 8-bit adventure.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Team Alpha Go Force Action 10!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# oh and obviously the cat can talk
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I would expect nothing less.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I also advise that nobody else do anything that isn't to my tastes.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# But what if you like things I do not like? This is simply unacceptable.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# It's almost as if this kind of ideal were fundamentally unobtainable.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# This is utterly appalling news, Moontech :(
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# i tend to
agree
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Thankyou
For the tips people. I think overall I just need some more practice.
Might have a look at the doll thing, too.

Normally I draw in pencil, but I thought for putting stuff on the web using Photshop for colouring and shading would be better as pencil can be too light.

It is meant to be in anime style, but I think if I'd said that I'd be offending real anime/manga artists. I quite like anime/manga, but each to their own. I would point out that there are a lot of different styles within manga.

I'm not Japanese though ^_^ I don't like mech manga, I prefer stuff like Death Note and Yu-Yu Hakusho. I'm curently reading Labyrinth (sequel to the film)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# thats good :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Your use
of shadow and light is very good, the body shape needs a little practise as previously stated. But overall definately talent in there!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# "I ate them all"
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# i don't know whether to fear it or hug it
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# oh hello!
what was/is that?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ta!
:)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Later, just outside of lady GaGa's secret underwater base...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *fears*
woo
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# That video is very strange. The weird mummified costumes, forced water drinking, slave auctions...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Sounds like stuff I do every day then

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Do you have a metal jaw ornament?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Like this:
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# COPPAH CHOMPAHS

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# While my siblings did, I never had to have braces

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Jawnament.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# That is, I believe, the technical term.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# "Let's do some weird slave stuff and that.
Sell some fucking records. Lol."
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I see you were at the brainstorming/brunch session.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Completely hatstand, the way I like it
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I can't quite see. Oh now I can......
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
Excellent, click
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# lol :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Twit tWOO!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# twist twwoo
yay
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha,
splendiferous!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
supoib..!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Hee hee!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# what have we here?
..more top stuff,that's what..........:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Twist and hoooooot!

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# something about unfeasibly large animals
slothoperahhouse
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Aw yay
I might do some more massive animal pictures today. They're fun and the possibilities are pretty endless.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# the more the better :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah
they're lovely and cuddly

Until they destroy the walls
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
#


But destroying things is what they do best.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# woo yay
smashing
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Yay!

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Instead of getting of getting talentless twunts to eat insects...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# he gonna getcha
clicks
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# raaa
omnomnom
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I for one welcome our new insect overlords!
:)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I vote for this
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# HEH HEH
:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# aghh!
yes
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# oh herman :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# COOOOCK

;)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# arf!!!....it's a COCK!!!...on a BUS!!!!!!!
:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Never mind those bus cocks

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# lolz....lots of 'em
:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Looked a lot better in my head...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Well I like it
I'd get off with both of them
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# hahhhahhhahhhahhha
hahhhahhhhahhah
ACE CLICK
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# is it mongloaf?
I like. *click*
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
'Even in an age of self-conscious political correctness, it's perfectly acceptable to mock transsexuals'

* Ettner, R. & Brown, G. (1999) Gender loving care: A guide to counseling gender variant clients. New York: W.W. Norton.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# i think it's perfectly acceptable to mock anything
and I expect the same treatment in return.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I have no problem with transsexuals
other than the grammar which occasionally catches me out.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Was something wrong with my grammar?
Or do you mean you have problems with pronoun usage?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# :-)
well it gets a click from me

Very nicely shopped

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# :D
nicely done
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I would do anything for clunge.
But I won't do that.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
Nice,and now we know at least one more thing he will do for love
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# shit on your chest?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)
#
Well that's a given surely,the real test would be will he nom it up afterwards.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# would!
BOTH:)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft

/unshopped
(, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Rock !


Click the pic for the full series and possibly an explanation behind this pic.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I especially like the mickey mouse one

it feels like there's a deeper philosophical meaning to that one
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# cock cock cock
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I agree
a prize A cock
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Corrrrrrrrr...
lookathesizeofth.....NORKS FTW
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# This has made my pantses area happy.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Penelope Cruzs' tits really were the star of Volver
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# your animation is not as good as his business card
cos that took him 25 years to make, therefore it must be fucking pantwettingly AWESOME.

However, I will give your animation a *click*
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:08, archived)
# Yo!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:12, archived)
# Mehr Katzen

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:15, archived)
# I just made this, I'm not sure why. But it might amuse you.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Do you need a reason for making these?
I don't think so. I like it.

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Usually I have a theme or story to play off, or shit TOAP line in mind.
Seems odd to me to just make them cold.

I can see its little bats parts. *points rudely*
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:29, archived)
# He wants you to point at them

In fact, he wants you to stroke them

I usually have something in mind when I make stuff.
But sometimes, I just find an odd image and try to randomly select other images to use with it. Some of my most mediocre work came from that technique. Ahem.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)
# As the thing says, cool thrives on novelty.
Or something.

I'm feeling extremely zen right now.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
# NING!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:00, archived)
# NING PISS
Next time I piss I'll shout NING
I'm still drunk
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Ha ha,
Alcohol.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Well that is just wonderful

;)
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
# NOM NOM
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)
# oooh
is he eating that now or putting it in his cheek pouches to save for later?
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# TOO SOON.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
# always too soon
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# This is how it happened.
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Nice one
woo
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# tasty trade centres
nom :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# THUMP THUMP THUMP...
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:28, archived)
# END OF DAYS
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:29, archived)
# MAN'S FATE
NIBBLEMENTS FOR GIANT RODENTS
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:30, archived)
# Nibblements? Giant rodents?

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:47, archived)
# That's bigger than giant. Huge, if not enormouse [sic].
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:52, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Then this is the survival guide for you!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:49, archived)
# LA LA LA LA - LA LA LA LA
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:51, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 8:14, archived)
# that is fucking cool
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Yay for toats!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:57, archived)
# I like it this much
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.............:D:D
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# boing boing boing
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)

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