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#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# tall man is tall!
GJM!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Fuck.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Fuck what?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Fuck you all.
Each and every one of you
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Christmas is ruined.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Never forget that

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I'LL NEVER FORGET, WASP BOX.
OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH :''C
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
sorry, it's probably still too early for gayshift shouty-times.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# nah

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I guess that's what we keep ttssattsr around for
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Aww Waspy, we always knew you cared!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Thank you

I was about to say that
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Tall man is tall
and a man
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Bod on stilts :D
GJM!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# or is he just near?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# It must be difficult
finding trousers that length.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# High & Mighty FTW!
;-)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Tall man is a hideous perversion of nature and as such must be terminated.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
oh
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# You are an abomination for creating such a grotesque monster.
Never forget that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Also I only just got around to playing your game! It's way fun.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Never forget that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Where is game found?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Tall man is looking down girls' tops

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# TALL MAN: EVOLUTION
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# SUDDENLY:
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Oh noes!
Tall man is not tall.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Sound advice for a better Britain
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *takes*
take time for a marley moment
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# but he hasn't lit it yet
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# roller rights?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# it's ok, you can borrow my lighter
here you go
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Your country needs you intoxicated!
hahahahha, bloody marvelous!*clicks!*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# haha!
oi, could you link me to the source image of this? been searching for it for a while
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Just Google "Kitchener"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# well that's annoying, I did that last time and it didn't work...
ah well, got it now. Cheers!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# The joint or Lord Kitchener?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Bifta!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Blunt!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# it's samba time!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# so it would seem
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Nooooo he has a Go Compare moustache!
/traumatised by those terrible adverts blog

Otherwise, thoroughly ace.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# samba samba!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ¡hola señor, hora de bailar!
*clicky*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# ¡Que maracas!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# YAY!
for the Mexican Samba Bean. *glees and sambas*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# glee glee glee
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I trust them more than my mother
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# hi new person, welcome to b3ta, string up a kitten and eat a chair, you'll never leave!
top first postage, but best remember to keep still images to 100k or less, animations can be up to 400k though, as per the FAQ, or else the board nazis will arse rape you!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# duly noted
That better?

I like how the board nazis take care of all of the people BT have raped over the years with shit service.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# that's perfect!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# doing your bit in the war


original is here
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I like how the light from the lamp at the top makes the box at the bottom.
I know that was the original, but hey.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# magic electricity
or science
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# !

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# "While you're down there, love..."
;-)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# that phrase at the bottom is awful
Write Nursing Information Bureau etc

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Splendid.
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Keeping the end up on the Home Front!
:D
Although in the Edwardian era, Cock was freely available to any ladies on the High Street.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
GET IT!
&
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!
A true patriotic, Point-of-climax sex shout!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# While saluting fiercely!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha :D
*please someone try this
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# *tries*
ooo came over all patriotic

that was her name
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Cock.

:D


(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# War and cocks(ish)

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# all water is passed by the management
etcetc :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I do hope they mean sex cock

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# :D
Great stuff.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Been done,
by John Terry, already, in real life.

Because he's not a moron.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# not more Jordan and Peter Andre!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Brilliant
No doubt the cover story for the News of the world for the next 15 years.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha...that John Terry eh!....what's he like when he's had a few :D:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Oh good grief yes!
And Boba Fett and his enormous spatula of doom FTMFW!

*cleeeek*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Pancakes of that magnitude turn Boba fat

/edit: yeehaw!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! I think it's only fair we spang you with that very pan.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Gah...
mindpiss!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# *hands mop*
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# The man brings his own spanging pan with him!
Got to admire that...

:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# *Millemonum Falcon joke*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# oooh yes..
must go but some milk and eggs and oranges :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Genius!!!!
If only you could get a mould to actually make Han-cakes. *Stares into middle distance, lost in thought*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# How does he do that?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Cats are rubbish pets.

Good animals - wild animals - but rubbish pets.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# My mate's cat took down a stoat yesterday.
How badass is that?!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# that's nothing
mine brought in a worm!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# woah....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# and its sister brought in a leaf!
trufax!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Don't beleaf you!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I see you're
branching out
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hahahhahah! the latest in cat-fashion :D
that story reminded me of that bear that got it's head stuck in a jar, only the 'merkins shot it instead. Sods.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# My amendment put me in mind of those poor people with rings round their necks who Sting used to visit.
Poor, in the sense that Sting was inflicted on them.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# as if life couldn't get any worse, we send them popstars....
...honestly, I'm ashamed.

:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# LoL
Thats hilarious
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Satire.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# is that a?...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Whatever it is I call NSFW
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Not Suitable For Westminster
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Oh anything goes there - I'm talking about
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# oh come off it
you are joking, right?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Open plan offices FTL...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# but it doesn't, in anyway, look like porn
it looks like dribbling Cameron on a pink wotsit.

other brands of corn-based snacks are available
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah I know I have kind of a hair trigger adblock response these days...
Best to err on the side of caution I say.

Apologies Mr. Banjo - wasn't rubbishing your post, it's just outside my personal comfort zone for the office.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# That lightsaber needs to be magenta ;D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Gah! what an oversight!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Ha!
now that's satire
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Move over BBD
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Ewwwww.
Accurate but nevertheless ewwwwwwww.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# what the shuddering.....?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha what the fuck is going on there
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Jabba's got a bit of a cold
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# That pavement's not going to be much fun to walk on.
Especially if there's an overnight frost.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# haha, voting Tory will result in
treacherous conditions!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Good lord!
:D

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Eeeek!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# i think that sums him up nicely
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha...most random thing ever
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Isn't that NosferatuD2?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Pure class.


*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Bless you sir...
...sorry, I felt awful knocking Jeremy off the top slot ^there^. My apologies :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Arf!
And, just because:


Edit: Jeezy Creezy, I oversaturated that...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Jeezy Creezy ?
bin watching Izzard recently?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ahh took me a while to dig this out
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Nicely done that man!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I love this one!
If I was still editing our church mag I would want to put this on the front page. But I'm not so I can't.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Oh do forward to whoever is :)
Not as timely as when I first did it though.

Edit although thinking about it - coming up to Easter...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I will, if I may
if I mayAnd will let you know how I get on. Mine was much more youth-oriented and risky than the current one is but you never know.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# That's brilliant.
Class in a glass.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahahhahaha! marvelous :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I do love these.
Very clevers. That poster was the best thing about the movie I think.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# meanwhile, in another universe. ;)


edit:Kind of related image challenge suggestion. www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post639436
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# oooo that's a good idea
duly clicked :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# thank you!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# You'll get the Star Wars haters out again
"Oh no, not more bloody Star Wars, still haven't seen it, hate it, too much Trek Wars on b3ta, etc."
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I tried extending it to all things alien previously
but it didn't generate much interest.
Alt challenges are all the rage at the moment so the haters will no doubt be catered for.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I remember that!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# haha
Jeremy likes the tall girls.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# there is an auditor in with us who's almost 6 foot of pure leg, chest and blonde hair
I hope I get to speak to that one!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Chest hair is never as manly on a woman.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# haha
but its fun to play nipple-marionettes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Arf!
What is it with horse-like creatures and stilts?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# What a magnificent beast!
So tall and elegant.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# see
stripes do make you look taller
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Do you work at
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Dear God *facepalms*
*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You are a genius.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)
# :D
*waits for front page to be resized to accomodate*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ah, Jeremy.
Jeremy.Best of all the annoying horses!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# This
Hard
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
God I love that horse! *Click* :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Truly brilliant!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha !
He really is an annoying horse.
I want him to annoy an octopus next.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahahah!
*clicky*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha :DDD
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Your Jeremy posts fill me with glee :)

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Yay!
I love Jeremy
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Yes!
I love this!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers, just an old pearoast from 'extreme horses'.
The Tubhorse one was not well received though.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# something i have always wanted to know
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Like a prick.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Like a 50's boy?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ...assuming you're allowed a spacesuit
NASA might be overbudget and you have to get by with just thermal undies and a scarf and told to hold your breath.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# If I'm going to look like that
I would prefer not to be in space thankyou all the same.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I dun a mockup of what you look like
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Oh my God! It's full of carrots!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm sorry, I can't let you do that doc'
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! Genuine LOLs!
I love the name plate too :D Ladies and Gentlemen I'm floating in space :D
much glees!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# That's cos you're a SPACE BUNNY!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# YAY! Go me!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Hmmm... *thinks*
Edit

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahhahahahah! I'm clicking that!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Aw, kittin
kittinWhat you doing in space all alone?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Bun to be wild :D
Good afternoons b3ta how are we all today?

thanks to Bloop for the use of the scrolling road
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Why is he/she on the wrong side of the road?
Overtaking?
Or one of those crazy foreign types?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# *ahem* Bun to be wild?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I did think about that
and decided that there aren't any major roads in the UK with that little traffic on so he must be in forrinland somewhere.

That's my first real proper animation that is (as opposed to just shopping a pan into someone's hand).
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Well, it's a very nice anim!
My attempts at scrolling usually turn out rubbish. Unless it's starfields which are easy.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Ah, the scrolling is a cheat
the scrolling is a cheatBloop posted the plain road scrolling gif last night so I yoinked it for my nefarious use :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# clearly the black blob chasing it has eaten all the cars

thus he doesn't need to worry
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Yes. Yes it did.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# THE DARKNESS
IT COMES. IT DEVOURS.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# It's lucky his bowtie is stapled on.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# awcrap
I should have animated that too :(
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Naw c'mon this is great. I animated some shit once but it was awful so I didn't do it again.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Bun to be wild?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Head out on the hareway
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Lookin' for a hedge
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# And whatever lopes our way
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Oh bunny gonna make it happen
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# looking for hossenfeffer

EDIT: gawd that was bad
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# He's in a hurry!
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Nice gif :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Eeeep!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# That's the last time
I spaff on my belly
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# NEVER MIND THAT.
IT seems some boffins have found a way of using computers to alter photographs.
richardwiseman.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/can-you-solve-this-ghost-photo/
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Science!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# clearly Prince William had popped in for a cup of tea
and finding nobody in the house, he peeked through the window, only o find the house owner posing for a photograph in the garden
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Looks real to me
/wants to believe
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# its all real!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!
Nurse! Need a plaster over here please...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# .. maybe two
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Ye Gods!
Are you psyching yourself up?

:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Fingers crossed it won't be like this.
All natural and quick (ish) last time!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yes indeed!
I'm sure it will all go swimmingly.

If you're investing in a birthing pool, that is.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hospital, please.
Equipment and nurses for us.
Rather than dolphin music and joss sticks.
Each to their own, though, eh?
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hospitals and easy access to drugs/nurses/machines that go 'ping'
is always the best way.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Easy access to nurses and drugs
Is ALWAYS the best solution.

To anything at all.

That's scientific fact.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I can find no fault with your logic.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# little S was born at home with no drugs
the at home bit was planned, the 'no drugs' bit was the ideal, but we had them on standby, however the midwife who was authorised to give them was stuck in traffic. (another midwife was there on time - just!)

Luckily all was well
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Too right!
Birth plan? We planned to do what we were told by the professionals!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ^this.... in fact 100% this
We have written on the birth plan... Something to the effect of..

"If you need any archaeology doing while we are here, we will be happy to help. Otherwise we are glad to be under your care and are happy to go with whatever you think is best for us (as we are not medical professionals and are not going to start trying to be now!)"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# twice now we asked for the birthing pool
and twice the little blighters darlings turned up before they could run the water

speedy births ftw!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# that beef in black bean sauce could do with more beansprouts and peppers
and you with an impending molelet!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# mrs monstrinho had a cesarean
i made a very conscious choice not to look past the curtain. I did not want that memory
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# there are bits of people that aren't meant to be seen
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# bits on the inside generally
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I made a very conscious choice not to look at the curtains....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# O_o I take it he had the special....
"...That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup!"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha urgh!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hahha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# They mostly come out at panto season...
Mostly
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Aaaarrgghh!!!
More terrifying than the original!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaarggh!!
D:
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# First office lol I've had on B3ta in ages...
And it was a proper outburst.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Lol :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha..........brill:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# It's an asshole!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)
# 100% pure RIS I'm afraid
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Harsh!!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# It must have been teh bad aids what got him.
You'd never smother a lover who had teh good aids.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Batfink! Someone's been stealing womens underwear!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I think Danger Mouse
is more qualified
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Do you realise how much effort this took me to make?
Do you realise the pain I went to to make this?


Anyway, I'm done B3TAing for today. 'Ning all!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# A dishonest Royal? Who'd have thunk it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
ginger cunt!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Royal Freedom
Last week our esteemd Prince Andrew hit a policeman with his range rover and drove on. The cop was saving a tourist from this maniac driver!!
Hit and Run! Not stopping at the seen of an accident!
Different rules for the famous??
More rants at: timmitirade.mancouch.com
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# To be fair I killed three pedestrians last week
And the police have turned a blind eye to that as well.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Silly Guy!
Povvers is not peoples!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely done.
:D

Edit: I've just noticed his shirt!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# meme of the day
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I don't get this obsession over people who happen te be born into royalty

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# "At least i know who my dad is"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# To be fair everyone knows who Harry's dad is.
It just happens not to be Chuck.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# At school we had two German kids join in the 6th form, and on the first day, they walked past the lunch queue to the obvious chant of
"Two world wars and one world cup!"

They turned 'round (when at the end of the corridor, sensibly), and called out "Four world cups and your monarchy!"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# "why, i'm as english as queen victoria!"
"what, so your fathers german, you're half german and you married a german?"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Miranda Richardson as a nurse FTW.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha gingers
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Nice work on the shirt logo...
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Coochy Coo...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Any minute now he's going to have his eye out
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# here's hoping...
Serve him right for adopting the Johnny Depp look.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Awww.....bless it's little beaky face.
Can you imagine breast feeding it?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Well *I* can't!!!
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# What the fuck?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Why, yes, yes I can

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I can't help it, okay!


Hey JPG, how's the job hunting going?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Hey Mr Cre...
Not so hot at present, waiting to hear back about a few things. Hanging in there.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Meh

I'm about to have another meeting with our top man. About the intended ending of our organisation this year.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)
# :(
I hope that goes ok.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It went worse than my worst case scenario

Oh well, I thought it was time to look for something new anyway.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# o.O
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I can offer no explanation.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Like a monkey!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Very much so*
* I assume you're talking about the chap on the left, yes?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Actually I meant the end of this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

I would never say a person looks like a monkey, that's just mean.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Of course.
I should have realised.

;-)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
An Eagle with 'Action Man' eyes *Click* :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# :)
Ta!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahahahha! Awwwww, he's already got his first milk beak :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Houston? I think we have a problem...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Yes!
That's great!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# That contains massive win.
*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# haha star trek
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# LOL
Tuesday is always your funniest day
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# "I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady passes by."
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# diddlediddlediddlediddle
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ring ding dingdiddlediddlediddle ding ding ding diddlediddlediddle ding ding ding.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *Coffee / Monitor interface scenario*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffff*
*low frequency space noise.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Bravo Barb!
*Click* Epic BTW :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# They're gonna to get fucked!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# He's gonna be so sorry when they start deploying that tractor beam

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# The Death Star plans are not aboard this spaceman
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Deploy the cavity droids!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Prince shows his William.....

Idea gotten from Brianftang's piccy down there...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ning Moley! :) Sobered up yet ;)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
Sober? Maybe... Still giddy? Yes!!!!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Nice one sir!
:) Congrats to Mrs. Moley too :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)
# That's
what years of in-breeding does!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

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