Remember the Pinball Song from Sesame Street?
Its a bit of a mouth full, but you can sing it in German
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:17,
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I LOVED that song
one of the funkiest tunes of all time!
edit: hahaha and I just did it in German - good call :)
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:18,
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edit: hahaha and I just did it in German - good call :)
I had NO idea that was done by the Pointer Sisters!
Well, you learn something new every day!
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:21,
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I never saw that bit with the skeletons in it when I was young
I guess they deemed it too scary 'round my parts
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:23,
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Real life holocaust rollercoaster lols
www.nytimes.com/1993/08/11/us/zyklon-roller-coaster-sign-is-pulled-after-jewish-outcry.html?pagewanted=1
Also happened in Brighton :s
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:20,
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Also happened in Brighton :s
Thing is, it's just the German word for Cyclone...
so it's bound to come up now and again. They should have just called it 'Nazi Death Gas' and be done with it. Right up until Disney unveiled their 'Nazi Death Gas Coaster'.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:26,
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Give it 5 years.
Also, QOTW is even more shit than usual this week.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:37,
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I haven't been keeping up
but it does look rather shit, even for a QOTW ;)
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:55,
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Yuppers
Something about him being dead but also immortal and hanging around with the first ever superhero dude (Anthra or summit).
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:14,
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i done did a self portrait type thing - reminded me of mofaha's pic down the board!
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:48,
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TACCOMA NARROWS BRIDGE
TACCOMA NARROWS ROAD
TACCOMA NARROWS PIPE
TACCOMA NARROWS STEAK
TACCOMA MAKES THINGS NARROW
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:32,
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TACCOMA NARROWS PIPE
TACCOMA NARROWS STEAK
TACCOMA MAKES THINGS NARROW
OH MAN I JUST LOVE THOSE NARROW PIPESTEAKS!
FUCK
I THINK YOU JUST INVENTED A NEW PRODUCT
"PIPESTEAK!"
it's not a skinny sausage! it's a pipesteak!
:D
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:40,
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I THINK YOU JUST INVENTED A NEW PRODUCT
"PIPESTEAK!"
it's not a skinny sausage! it's a pipesteak!
:D
Will Smith died a sad and broken man in a prison on the tiny island of St Helena
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:05,
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'tis, I had the pleasure of seeing him DJ a few years back
I wanted to kick him out the fire doors
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:07,
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My mate booked him for glasgow gig a few years back
...and JJ let him pretend to throw him out the door at the end!
Top bloke.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:18,
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Top bloke.
He needs a shave
And I've just finished watching "Gladiatress" on TV. It's not a bad film. Fiona Allen makes a good crazy Celtic warrior.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:39,
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Wondering why
this owl isn't wearing its knitted bobble-hat.
And you missed a fun evening last week with the vodka and film and stuff. Even I drank some alcohol!
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:54,
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And you missed a fun evening last week with the vodka and film and stuff. Even I drank some alcohol!
priceless comments on that:
"More 'food chain observation' cr*p, with some pap making a few bucks off the death of a hapless vole." "Philip," you just failed the internet.
Aw boo to missing out on stuff. What was the film like?
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:00,
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Aw boo to missing out on stuff. What was the film like?
It was a short film
30 mins or so. Wasn't bad at all, about 2 robots falling in lurv.
www.b3ta.com/board/9938030
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:02,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9938030
Bubblewrap on the floor!!!!!!
I am yet to come across a web site as throbbing and pulsating as DM with plethora of photos
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:03,
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I am yet to come across a web site as throbbing and pulsating as DM with plethora of photos
That's the main reason I visit the DM site
The rich harvest of large, shoppable photos.
And everyone likes bubblewrap. If we do hold a b3tabash, bubblewrap is soooo on the list of things to get.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:06,
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And everyone likes bubblewrap. If we do hold a b3tabash, bubblewrap is soooo on the list of things to get.
I might just be saving a roll of bubblewrap for that very eventuality^^
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:08,
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It was intended as a nonsense question :)
Jeff from minneapolis wins.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:19,
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Oh noes
Giant Icke is about to burst out of his rubber-faced disguise and reveal his true lizard identity!
Think about it - what better way to distract the sheeple from one's true alien form than to pretend to be a conspiracy nut ranting about lizard shapeshifters?
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:03,
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Think about it - what better way to distract the sheeple from one's true alien form than to pretend to be a conspiracy nut ranting about lizard shapeshifters?
Fuck Evolution, I can do this!
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This took too long.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:47,
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Click for bigger (452 kb)
This took too long.
^This
How can you expect animals to hold my attention unless they've been modified with human genitalia?
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:50,
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Booze me up and give me a pair of kevlar gloves and I'll give it a good try.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:45,
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it would probably clamp to your face and begin scratching your ears and scalp off
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:51,
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piece of a transformer toy?
or some kind of power rangers type thing
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:24,
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good point
so i was beaten to it and arkwright was double beaten to it
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:36,
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Gwan Arkwright, do him!
cunt him in the fuck!
and he was saying your lass is ugly!
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:30,
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and he was saying your lass is ugly!
I also insulted a camel's hump once
but he got me back by kicking sand in my eyes
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:35,
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You probably will...
...Your the bestest at the 'bits of childs toy' guessing game!
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:42,
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oh almighty 'bits of childs toy' guessing game champion
what would you have us do?
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:45,
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how dare you
there is nothing NOTHING homo-erotic about batman and his twinkie friend the boy wonder.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:32,
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No, its just not gay if you are filled with self loathing and disgust after a marathon session...
...of sweaty, brutal, anal sex between an eccentric multi millionaire and the boy that just happens to live with you...
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:47,
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Hahaha
Nicely done. Gawd takes me back and had forgotten the milk bottle tops. Always had the hots for Valerie.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:05,
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Holy Horseshit Batman!
In other news:
TheMattInAHat jury is still out on the Gorillaz album... Verdict so far: Good, but not great.
*sits on fence*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:18,
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In other news:
TheMattInAHat jury is still out on the Gorillaz album... Verdict so far: Good, but not great.
*sits on fence*
Yes, it's got no stand out track
Nothing that that makes you pause and say "Oh, I quite like that"
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:20,
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I think stylo is that track for me
although I only listened once, so that may change after a few listens
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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Yep.
Very cup of tea...
Nice, but not exactly something to get worked up over...
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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Nice, but not exactly something to get worked up over...
I love cups of tea...
...but I don't get excited by them...
*stands by analogy*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:32,
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*stands by analogy*
Superfast jellyfish is good...
...mainly for De La Soul...
Big problem with an album with so may 'feats' can be a lack of cohesion... good songs but doesn't flow as an album. This might be the case here...
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:29,
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Big problem with an album with so may 'feats' can be a lack of cohesion... good songs but doesn't flow as an album. This might be the case here...
Depends what you're after. Feat albums are a different kettle of fish really
it depends whether that floats your boat or not
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:34,
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Well I watched it twice.
But it's still not Fushitsusha-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9cvhucxmc
Haha.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9cvhucxmc
Haha.
Love your sig
"May your seed be fruitful in the belly of your woman"
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:49,
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poor apple!
sorry guys, the headache means this is a flying visit.
g'night!
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:09,
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g'night!
d'awww
who would've thought kiling machines could be so peaceful looking
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:14,
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Awwww!
Fluffy big kittummaaaaaawwwwwwwffffuuckkaaaahhhhmy arm!!!
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:19,
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hahahah so it was an act after all
they almost had me, for a moment.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:24,
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Official CDC, all seems in order here
Wait a minute... I see more than THREE hairs per testiclite!
It's porridge for you, matey!
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:39,
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It's porridge for you, matey!
You thought you could cheat us like this
Hardened criminal types like yerself make me sick, that and my chronic bulimia.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:44,
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I will allocate you a small amount of jam for your porridge for posting an appropriate response
don't get used to it though
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:45,
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Well no one else was monitoring it so I took it upon my self to do the duty
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:47,
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i will never be happy
until i have my henchmen, my doomsday weapon, billions of pounds, my secret volcano lair and total global domination.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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Why doomsday weapons? Why would anyone want to destroy the world?
Then you die too, or you have nothing to rule.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05,
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it's not for actually using
it's for threatening. if people think i'm crazy enough to use it, they'll do what i want!
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:07,
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I think you'll find they are bruce forsyths preserved testicles™
he was born with 8, so he kept one and preserved the rest for future generations
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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i think he kept them on his face
it looks like a stretched scrotum
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:06,
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And in reality
his scrotum has fewer than 3 hairs per testicle on it.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41,
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as far as i know
they call them jailhouse slags.
i may be a bit behind the times on this one, though
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:52,
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i may be a bit behind the times on this one, though
I don't think anyone here would claim the authority to correct you
although there's a surprising number of inmates with internet access if you believe the papers.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:54,
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bloody prisons!
they're like fucking holiday camps!
*fans self with a daily mail*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:57,
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*fans self with a daily mail*
Pay moi taxes so some blardy crim can play pool all day?
This is an aaaarrrtrage!
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:58,
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Better than being a goth-ninja-penguin
io9.com/5485282/meet-blackie-the-mutant-penguin
(it even has a cfb suitable for using as a source pic)
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:02,
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(it even has a cfb suitable for using as a source pic)
were any of the other Tweenies
thalidomide victims?
I know the dog had mange and Max was suffering from senile dementia, but I dunno about the rest of them.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:41,
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I know the dog had mange and Max was suffering from senile dementia, but I dunno about the rest of them.
Your bullets cannot harm me!
My wings are like a...
...fuck...
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Edit: Apologies to Larry Death whose done something very similar down the page...
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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...fuck...
Click for bigger (205 kb)
Edit: Apologies to Larry Death whose done something very similar down the page...
Threadjack
I am not enthused with the new gorillaz album.
Critics are creaming themselves over it, but I think that has more to do with the celebs Albarn has lassoed than the actual songs.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:14,
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Critics are creaming themselves over it, but I think that has more to do with the celebs Albarn has lassoed than the actual songs.
I thought it was pretty good
Although at the mo I still prefer Demon Days. That could change with time however.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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Snoop Dogg, Mark E. Smith, Bobby Womack
Oh and the Stylo music video features Bruce Willis, the thing has got so many "ft." it could be a mile.
*crickets*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:19,
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*crickets*
spang for that
Stylo is a great track, although they definitely want to make it clear that bruce willis is in it. They point him out as if to say LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRUCE WILLIS! IT'S REALLY HIM LOOK WE AREN'T LYING
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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*look to screen* *look forwards* *take off glasses*
*look to screen*
*staaaaaaaaaaaaare*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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*staaaaaaaaaaaaare*
You can listen to it on the Guardian website.
There was a link around here somewhere...
ah.
www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/01/gorillaz-plastic-beach
edit: I quite enjoyed it. Not much in the way of stand out omgawesome, but I felt the same about Demon Days.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:20,
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ah.
www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/01/gorillaz-plastic-beach
edit: I quite enjoyed it. Not much in the way of stand out omgawesome, but I felt the same about Demon Days.
Listen to it here
www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/01/gorillaz-plastic-beach
*shakes fist at the Stoat*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:21,
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*shakes fist at the Stoat*
I guess the consensus makes me a philistine :(
*slinks away to listen to Screeching Weasel*
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:23,
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I'm sure lots of things make you a philistine,
but musical preference isn't one of them :)
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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I'd take offence at that
If I hadn't desecrated one of the Dead Sea Scrolls earlier today.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:36,
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If i want occult entertainment featuring demons
I just drop acid and stare at a picture of Ronnie Corbett.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:03,
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the shock of which manged to stop wimpy mid bite
not to mention confuse the man with the invisible detonator
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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I would kill for a 1984 Wimpy burger with diced onions on a plate right now
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:20,
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Live the dream...
visit Crossgates shopping centre in Leeds where the last remaining table service Wimpy exists....
They come to you, take your order, cook it and it comes on a plate...diced onions....the lot.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:23,
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visit Crossgates shopping centre in Leeds where the last remaining table service Wimpy exists....
They come to you, take your order, cook it and it comes on a plate...diced onions....the lot.
there's a few about
i used to regularly walk past the one in southgate
(never went in, the idea of slow fast food seems a bit pointless tbh)
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:25,
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(never went in, the idea of slow fast food seems a bit pointless tbh)
My friend has got some part-time work at our local Wimpy,
She likes it, because the lack of customers means she can snort whatever she needs to buzz through the day without fear of an audience.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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i know, I don't come off well from that story either.
Perhaps I need to reevaluate my life.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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Nope, theres one in nottingham
Mind you it is by the magic caves in the shoping center. So maybe i imagined it
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:26,
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It's where they make virologicalls
Nowadays though, they have single-cell phones...
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