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one morning in sesame strassen....
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:13,
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Remember the Pinball Song from Sesame Street?
Its a bit of a mouth full, but you can sing it in German
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:17,
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I LOVED that song
one of the funkiest tunes of all time! edit: hahaha and I just did it in German - good call :)
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:18,
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:D
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:19,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:19,
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I had NO idea that was done by the Pointer Sisters!
Well, you learn something new every day!
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:21,
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I never saw that bit with the skeletons in it when I was young
I guess they deemed it too scary 'round my parts
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:23,
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Even better than I remember
That is such a cool song :D
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:26,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:55,
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I had just flashbacks of being small.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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I've actually sung it in German
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:54,
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i can only get up to nine in german
bad times.
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arrangedletters ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 9:56,
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There was a Dutch version too
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:19,
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Hmmm I always thought Bert was the closet nazi
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:18,
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Real life holocaust rollercoaster lols
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:20,
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Thing is, it's just the German word for Cyclone...
so it's bound to come up now and again. They should have just called it 'Nazi Death Gas' and be done with it. Right up until Disney unveiled their 'Nazi Death Gas Coaster'.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:26,
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I know
still makes me chuckle, in a wry way :)
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:34,
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Daft innit?
But yeah...makes me smile too.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:36,
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Has any actual coaster been called the lollercoaster yet?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:34,
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Give it 5 years.
Also, QOTW is even more shit than usual this week.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:37,
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I haven't been keeping up
but it does look rather shit, even for a QOTW ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:55,
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Batman knows how to make money too!
It's been a while - go easy ;)
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m0r1arty ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:07,
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hehehhe
from the return of bruce wayne??
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:12,
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Yuppers
Something about him being dead but also immortal and hanging around with the first ever superhero dude (Anthra or summit).
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m0r1arty ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:14,
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i've not read it
but i've heard of it! :D looks quite good :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 8:18,
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i done did a self portrait type thing - reminded me of mofaha's pic down the board!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:48,
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What are you grinning about?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:53,
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i can see your
winky! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:55,
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Whoops
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:57,
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;)
hehehe
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:59,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 6:25,
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OH HAI MR CAT
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 6:33,
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OH HAI
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 6:52,
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How lully :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:32,
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yay
that am ace!! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:49,
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Ey up cat
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:52,
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Freaking yes.
I like that it's all see-through.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 10:39,
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bendy bridge weeeeeeeee
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FIEND ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:12,
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TACCOMA NARROWS BRIDGE
TACCOMA NARROWS ROAD TACCOMA NARROWS PIPE TACCOMA NARROWS STEAK TACCOMA MAKES THINGS NARROW
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:32,
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NARROW PIPESTEAKS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:38,
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OH MAN I JUST LOVE THOSE NARROW PIPESTEAKS!
FUCK I THINK YOU JUST INVENTED A NEW PRODUCT "PIPESTEAK!" it's not a skinny sausage! it's a pipesteak! :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:40,
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compo it!
nings Fiendy
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 10:00,
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Have a pea from 90's history
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:53,
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I have no idea what is going on here
but it's making me laugh
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:01,
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This is a story, all about how
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:01,
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Will Smith died a sad and broken man in a prison on the tiny island of St Helena
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:05,
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was it fresh?
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:08,
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is that jazzy jeff?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:06,
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'tis, I had the pleasure of seeing him DJ a few years back
I wanted to kick him out the fire doors
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:07,
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lol, im sure he'd love that
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:14,
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My mate booked him for glasgow gig a few years back
...and JJ let him pretend to throw him out the door at the end! Top bloke.
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Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:18,
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I saw him in liverpool
he was late but good :)
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 3:26,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:37,
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is he making a turd ?
:)
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:38,
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Polishing one.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:39,
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Ooh, interesting.
I love the scratchy lines
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:38,
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I fancied doing something different.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:39,
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He needs a shave
And I've just finished watching "Gladiatress" on TV. It's not a bad film. Fiona Allen makes a good crazy Celtic warrior.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:39,
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I had to google Fiona Allen
I vaguely remember Smack The Pony.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:41,
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Surely it should be "gladiatrix?"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:37,
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What are you doing up so late?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:39,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:45,
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drawnig cox on fings...
What are you doing up so late?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:52,
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Wondering why
this owl isn't wearing its knitted bobble-hat. And you missed a fun evening last week with the vodka and film and stuff. Even I drank some alcohol!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:54,
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priceless comments on that:
"More 'food chain observation' cr*p, with some pap making a few bucks off the death of a hapless vole." "Philip," you just failed the internet. Aw boo to missing out on stuff. What was the film like?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:00,
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It was a short film
30 mins or so. Wasn't bad at all, about 2 robots falling in lurv.www.b3ta.com/board/9938030
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:02,
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Bubblewrap on the floor!!!!!!
I am yet to come across a web site as throbbing and pulsating as DM with plethora of photos
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:03,
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That's the main reason I visit the DM site
The rich harvest of large, shoppable photos. And everyone likes bubblewrap. If we do hold a b3tabash, bubblewrap is soooo on the list of things to get.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:06,
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I might just be saving a roll of bubblewrap for that very eventuality^^
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:08,
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:14,
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It was intended as a nonsense question :)
Jeff from minneapolis wins.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:19,
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DILDO SANCHEZ
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:52,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:46,
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hahahahahah
ICKE YOU DICK!!!!
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:51,
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Oh noes
Giant Icke is about to burst out of his rubber-faced disguise and reveal his true lizard identity! Think about it - what better way to distract the sheeple from one's true alien form than to pretend to be a conspiracy nut ranting about lizard shapeshifters?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:03,
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Oh god I thought that was Joel Veitch.
Sorry, crab bloke.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 5:21,
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super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 7:52,
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Fuck Evolution, I can do this!
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The Earl of Kilburnie ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:47,
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needs tits etc etc etc
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:48,
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^This
How can you expect animals to hold my attention unless they've been modified with human genitalia?
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:50,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:15,
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I love the original
and now I love this.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:44,
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^ this
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:47,
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be carefull what you wish for
*evil laugh*
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:32,
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How the fuck did no-one do this?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 4:49,
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I had to get an early night
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 9:26,
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Felix Primatus. NEXT
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:53,
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I don't know who any of you are. What the fuck has happened?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:54,
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We are strangers
you shall be molested...
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:08,
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That's a bit odd but good
But.......... can it be milked?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:08,
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would you milk a cat?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:13,
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Booze me up and give me a pair of kevlar gloves and I'll give it a good try.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:45,
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it would probably clamp to your face and begin scratching your ears and scalp off
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:51,
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I'll just tenuously roast this here
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:16,
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i'm glad you did.
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tickle I was away ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:39,
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So, I was having a few drinks and...
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FlangeCat ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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Child's toy. I like this game. Do it again.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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toap
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:23,
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judge dread's leg?
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:24,
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piece of a transformer toy?
or some kind of power rangers type thing
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:24,
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Power Ranger leg?
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:26,
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read the above post ^^
:P
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:27,
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Don't talk to me like that, boyo
Yer lucky I din't Glass ye
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:28,
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I'm right. It's a child's toy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:29,
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*Gets Tae Fuck*
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:30,
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good point
so i was beaten to it and arkwright was double beaten to it
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:36,
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Gwan Arkwright, do him!
cunt him in the fuck!and he was saying your lass is ugly!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:30,
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Is that so pal?
RIGHT! G'WAN YE BASTID!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:31,
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I also insulted a camel's hump once
but he got me back by kicking sand in my eyes
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:35,
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Can we do the next one now?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:36,
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I bet I'll get that one right too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:36,
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You probably will...
...Your the bestest at the 'bits of childs toy' guessing game!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:42,
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oh almighty 'bits of childs toy' guessing game champion
what would you have us do?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:45,
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Automated arsekicking device?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:10,
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LEGG
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:16,
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Worst Kinder Suprise Toy Ever.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:17,
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Terminators cock
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JoePesky ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:37,
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milk bottle tops
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:15,
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Took me a moment
I think I've had one too many lemon sherbets
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:18,
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ah!
you spotted what I did to john noakes shirt.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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Stop bumming me Batman!
I'm busy with the elephant!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:26,
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how dare you
there is nothing NOTHING homo-erotic about batman and his twinkie friend the boy wonder.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:32,
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Because Robin was 'gifted'
with both male and female genitalia?
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:34,
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No, its just not gay if you are filled with self loathing and disgust after a marathon session...
...of sweaty, brutal, anal sex between an eccentric multi millionaire and the boy that just happens to live with you...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:47,
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Hahaha
Nicely done. Gawd takes me back and had forgotten the milk bottle tops. Always had the hots for Valerie.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:05,
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Holy Horseshit Batman!
In other news: TheMattInAHat jury is still out on the Gorillaz album... Verdict so far: Good, but not great. *sits on fence*
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:18,
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Yes, it's got no stand out track
Nothing that that makes you pause and say "Oh, I quite like that"
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:20,
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I think stylo is that track for me
although I only listened once, so that may change after a few listens
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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Yep.
Very cup of tea... Nice, but not exactly something to get worked up over...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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I love cups of tea
That's a bad analogy
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:30,
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I love cups of tea...
...but I don't get excited by them... *stands by analogy*
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:32,
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I quite like
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:34,
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I like rhinestone eyes. And superfast jellyfish.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:24,
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Superfast jellyfish is good...
...mainly for De La Soul... Big problem with an album with so may 'feats' can be a lack of cohesion... good songs but doesn't flow as an album. This might be the case here...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:29,
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Depends what you're after. Feat albums are a different kettle of fish really
it depends whether that floats your boat or not
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:34,
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True...
...as I said, jury is still out on this one...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:40,
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Well I watched it twice.
But it's still not Fushitsusha-www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9cvhucxmc Haha.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:46,
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Love your sig
"May your seed be fruitful in the belly of your woman"
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:49,
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Boom shanka!
I loved them.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:01,
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To the bat cart!
Rather excellent
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:32,
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Ta!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:33,
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jee willikers
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sarah90 >you ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:12,
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Hehe
Nicely done
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nicestnihilist saw you do that on ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 10:44,
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It's a trap!
A nicely made one though
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JimM ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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Pearoast... of an apple
Is it Gay shift yet?
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:07,
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ketchup coated apple
yuk
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:08,
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poor apple!
sorry guys, the headache means this is a flying visit. g'night!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:09,
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Sleep well :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:12,
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DO WANT!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:13,
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d'awww
who would've thought kiling machines could be so peaceful looking
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:14,
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Awwww!
Fluffy big kittummaaaaaawwwwwwwffffuuckkaaaahhhhmy arm!!!
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:19,
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hahahah so it was an act after all
they almost had me, for a moment.
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:24,
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APPLE
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:14,
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well done. Now which fruit has the same name as its colour?
:)
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:16,
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Banana?!?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:18,
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Steve the fruit?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:20,
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Ahahaha.
:D
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:35,
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Plum?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:19,
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grapefruit?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:20,
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Marmoset?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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Purple
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:23,
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UM BONGO!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:23,
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Carrot in Welsh is moron...
*shags livestock*
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:24,
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burnt sienna?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:24,
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NEON CARROT
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:28,
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SALMON?!?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:29,
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Zuchini
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:39,
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Avocado
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41,
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Olive
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:43,
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Brian the over-ripe pumpkin?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:47,
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Orange.
You idiots.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:13,
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Ahhhhh that was it
well done Mr Mu
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:15,
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Finally this mystery is resolved!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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Kevin the Orange?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:27,
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No, orange YOU an idiot.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:30,
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The Artist Formally Known As Prince?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:17,
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Penis de Milo
Sorry.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:32,
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woah, different colour than the rest of him
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__ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:37,
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It's the traditional B3ta knob colour
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:38,
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Official CDC, all seems in order here
Wait a minute... I see more than THREE hairs per testiclite! It's porridge for you, matey!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:39,
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Fucksocks
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:42,
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You thought you could cheat us like this
Hardened criminal types like yerself make me sick, that and my chronic bulimia.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:44,
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I will allocate you a small amount of jam for your porridge for posting an appropriate response
don't get used to it though
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:45,
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Ay ay ay Mister, who died and made you jam monitor?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:46,
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Well no one else was monitoring it so I took it upon my self to do the duty
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:47,
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Also I have this badge so that must mean I am
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:55,
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that is clearly a jar of preserved apricots
which are not jam.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:56,
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Rumbled!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:57,
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*ninja edits*
now are you happy?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:01,
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i will never be happy
until i have my henchmen, my doomsday weapon, billions of pounds, my secret volcano lair and total global domination.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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Why doomsday weapons? Why would anyone want to destroy the world?
Then you die too, or you have nothing to rule.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05,
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it's not for actually using
it's for threatening. if people think i'm crazy enough to use it, they'll do what i want!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:07,
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I think you'll find they are bruce forsyths preserved testicles™
he was born with 8, so he kept one and preserved the rest for future generations
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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Oh god we must find and destroy this object
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05,
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i think he kept them on his face
it looks like a stretched scrotum
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:06,
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And in reality
his scrotum has fewer than 3 hairs per testicle on it.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41,
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ANARCHY!
*throws desk through window and scarpers*
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:48,
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can i be the marmite dispenser?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:48,
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Got a yeast infection?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:49,
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*snifffs gusset*
no, i don't think so
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:51,
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Is that what they call them in prison nowadays?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:49,
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as far as i know
they call them jailhouse slags. i may be a bit behind the times on this one, though
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:52,
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I don't think anyone here would claim the authority to correct you
although there's a surprising number of inmates with internet access if you believe the papers.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:54,
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bloody prisons!
they're like fucking holiday camps! *fans self with a daily mail*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:57,
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Pay moi taxes so some blardy crim can play pool all day?
This is an aaaarrrtrage!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:58,
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you are tony harrison
aicmfp
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:58,
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Rumbled!
Again!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:00,
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Better than being a goth-ninja-penguin
io9.com/5485282/meet-blackie-the-mutant-penguin (it even has a cfb suitable for using as a source pic)
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:02,
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Blackie?
I'd have called him Sambo.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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were any of the other Tweenies
thalidomide victims? I know the dog had mange and Max was suffering from senile dementia, but I dunno about the rest of them.
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spesh. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:41,
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Your bullets cannot harm me!
My wings are like a......fuck... Click for bigger (205 kb) Edit: Apologies to Larry Death whose done something very similar down the page...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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PING! -
: O : D
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--- --- ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:04,
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Yours is funnier.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:10,
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Yours is better 'shoppage...
*B3ta love in*
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:15,
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We Rule....
Yay for us.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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are you the wee papa girl rappers?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:22,
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Tonight Mathew.....
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:25,
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Threadjack
I am not enthused with the new gorillaz album. Critics are creaming themselves over it, but I think that has more to do with the celebs Albarn has lassoed than the actual songs.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:14,
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I thought it was pretty good
Although at the mo I still prefer Demon Days. That could change with time however.
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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I thought the APC in the "Dirty Harry" video was awesome
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:19,
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it truly was
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:28,
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Not heard it...
who's he got in?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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Snoop Dogg, Mark E. Smith, Bobby Womack
Oh and the Stylo music video features Bruce Willis, the thing has got so many "ft." it could be a mile. *crickets*
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:19,
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spang for that
Stylo is a great track, although they definitely want to make it clear that bruce willis is in it. They point him out as if to say LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRUCE WILLIS! IT'S REALLY HIM LOOK WE AREN'T LYING
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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*look to screen* *look forwards* *take off glasses*
*look to screen* *staaaaaaaaaaaaare*
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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Brucey Willis
Excuse the crappy shop quality
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:43,
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Gaaaah!
Make it stop!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:45,
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You can listen to it on the Guardian website.
There was a link around here somewhere... ah.www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/01/gorillaz-plastic-beach edit: I quite enjoyed it. Not much in the way of stand out omgawesome, but I felt the same about Demon Days.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:20,
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Listen to it here
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:21,
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Just *ahem* aquired it...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:22,
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you can listen to it here
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:22,
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you can listen to it here
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:24,
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Here's better.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:26,
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Ooh.
What's the difference? edit:No track titles? :(
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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I like to be different.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:36,
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You can listen to it here (in surround sound)
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:59,
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*clicks innocently*
Damn you!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:01,
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I like it.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:18,
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I guess the consensus makes me a philistine :(
*slinks away to listen to Screeching Weasel*
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:23,
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I know nothing about music.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:27,
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I know nothing about hammers
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:31,
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Is there that much to know about hammers?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:36,
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Shows what YOU know about them
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:37,
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I'm sure lots of things make you a philistine,
but musical preference isn't one of them :)
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:33,
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I'd take offence at that
If I hadn't desecrated one of the Dead Sea Scrolls earlier today.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:36,
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I hear it makes great bog roll
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:43,
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*clicks!*
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:25,
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Any Supernatural fans here?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:00,
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If i want occult entertainment featuring demons
I just drop acid and stare at a picture of Ronnie Corbett.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:03,
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Haha that is a very valid alternative.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:04,
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''Robin... Attack!''
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--- --- ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:41,
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Batman?
Bastardman more like. Yay for tits!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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I refuse to believe this happened.
:(
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:44,
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It was a (not so) controlled demolition
See the truth SHEEPLE!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:48,
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Pakistan funded batman to do this
They did : (
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--- --- ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:52,
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Penguin Laden was just the fallguy
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:55,
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: D
I've heard Penguin the bogeyman is dead?! poor Penguinbeard
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--- --- ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:04,
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How camp is that run?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:54,
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On a scale of Norton to Capote
that rates a Mr. Humphries
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:58,
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lol
: D
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--- --- ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:01,
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heh, that clip gets used so much...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:51,
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needs more spang
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MadMardigan is fine, thanks for asking ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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!
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:20,
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Oh fuck man you're the tits.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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Hahaha
Very good
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nicestnihilist saw you do that on ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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Demolishing gone wrong:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:41,
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Demolishing gone wrong
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herman:D ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:43,
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Wheeeee!
That's some impact 0_0
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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is that the C:\DOS\GORILLA.BAS sun?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:44,
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no, it's not, you fucking idiot
the GORILLA.BAS sun has rays
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:07,
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go easy on him, he's had a rough week
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:14,
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Magic bullet explained.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:11,
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That's a magneto
what now right
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:14,
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hahahahahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:22,
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I feel stupid.
I don't get it.....?
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:29,
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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Neato what now right is 5 years old?
Oh God I feel decrepit.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:34,
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How long have you been waiting to use that one? :D
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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Hahahaha!
YES.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:02,
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the shock of which manged to stop wimpy mid bite
not to mention confuse the man with the invisible detonator
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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I would kill for a 1984 Wimpy burger with diced onions on a plate right now
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:20,
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a 26 year old burger would probably be quite dry
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:22,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:28,
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Live the dream...
visit Crossgates shopping centre in Leeds where the last remaining table service Wimpy exists.... They come to you, take your order, cook it and it comes on a plate...diced onions....the lot.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:23,
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there's a few about
i used to regularly walk past the one in southgate (never went in, the idea of slow fast food seems a bit pointless tbh)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:25,
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My friend has got some part-time work at our local Wimpy,
She likes it, because the lack of customers means she can snort whatever she needs to buzz through the day without fear of an audience.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:27,
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crikey
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:29,
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i know, I don't come off well from that story either.
Perhaps I need to reevaluate my life.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:30,
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Nope, theres one in nottingham
Mind you it is by the magic caves in the shoping center. So maybe i imagined it
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:26,
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I feel
like a fraud now...
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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nom nom nom
I want one so much now!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:46,
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In the primordial soup ..
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spinoza ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:08,
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All response and no stimuli sounds like a typical night to me.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09,
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*stimulates*
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:42,
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I like the
primordial telephone box.....
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:11,
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It's where they make virologicalls
Nowadays though, they have single-cell phones...
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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*I like this!*
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:03,
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This deserves more attention.
Woo!
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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy. ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:36,
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aprooves
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:46,
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