
Sir Didymus. But then remembered what an awful cunt he is. So no Didymus for you Richard.
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I love Ambrosius the dog :D
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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if the thought of going round their's for tea didn't scare the shit out of me
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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you a lift home:
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6818342.ece
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6818342.ece

I suppose they didn't get rich paying for taxis
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:25,
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failed to hide that nose
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:12,
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and if, um, you could, er, perhaps see your way to, er, um, ah, no, no of course you wouldn't, er, yeah, um sorry for, er, bringing it up, really
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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that Sharia law gets introduced to the UK..

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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You had to make your own entertainment back then!
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:25,
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now you can't shove them up chimneys any more...
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:25,
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hope no-one minds me peaing here

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:29,
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and the Monkey was later arrested after throwing shit at the Chairwoman of the Tarporley Temperance League
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:33,
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:35,
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"I designed it, so I get to be the one that flies it"
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:39,
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Ghosties and Battle Pets
Battle Pets - teh fluffeh win!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post646150
/click-clack
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:54,
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Battle Pets - teh fluffeh win!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post646150
/click-clack

They are all seven or more characters:
beebees bellies besiege besieges bibless biggies biggish bilboes billies biologies blesses blisses bobbies bobbles boggish boggles boobies booboos boogies boohoos bossies eggshell eggshells elegies elegise elegises elegize elegizes eligible eligibles geologies gessoes ghiblis ghillie ghillies gibbose giggles gigolos gillies globose glosses glossies gobbles goggles goloshes googlies googols heelless hellhole hellholes hellish helloes higgles hillbillies hobbies hobbles hoggish holeless hollies holloes holloos illegible isleless isogloss isoglosses isohels isologs legible legless lessees libelee libelees libellee libellees lobbies loblollies loesses lollies loobies obelise obelises obelize obelizes obligee obligees obliges obsesses oilhole oilholes ologies oologies sessile shoebill shoebills sighless sillibib sillibibs sillies sissies sizzles sleighs slobbish sloshes soilless soleless zizzles zoologies
(no, I didn't sit down for hours with a dictionary, I took the lazy route instead and used a dictionary word file, grepping it with a program I wrote).
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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beebees bellies besiege besieges bibless biggies biggish bilboes billies biologies blesses blisses bobbies bobbles boggish boggles boobies booboos boogies boohoos bossies eggshell eggshells elegies elegise elegises elegize elegizes eligible eligibles geologies gessoes ghiblis ghillie ghillies gibbose giggles gigolos gillies globose glosses glossies gobbles goggles goloshes googlies googols heelless hellhole hellholes hellish helloes higgles hillbillies hobbies hobbles hoggish holeless hollies holloes holloos illegible isleless isogloss isoglosses isohels isologs legible legless lessees libelee libelees libellee libellees lobbies loblollies loesses lollies loobies obelise obelises obelize obelizes obligee obligees obliges obsesses oilhole oilholes ologies oologies sessile shoebill shoebills sighless sillibib sillibibs sillies sissies sizzles sleighs slobbish sloshes soilless soleless zizzles zoologies
(no, I didn't sit down for hours with a dictionary, I took the lazy route instead and used a dictionary word file, grepping it with a program I wrote).

This is cool though. I look forward to shocking my cousins by showing them the word "isologs"...
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:35,
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.. and when I played rugby I was a flanker
I didn't have many friends (come to think of it - still don't)
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:00,
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I didn't have many friends (come to think of it - still don't)

There's suppossed to be a recession, you dolt!
You're suppossed to look gaunt and frail
also, pfft!
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:53,
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You're suppossed to look gaunt and frail
also, pfft!

my latest project...
baconandcaffeine.wordpress.com/
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 7:01,
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baconandcaffeine.wordpress.com/

Where the f**k is it.
Can't see your image; vbloke (8 years - didn't know they let people join aged three). Even the images on you profile pages are broken (which is better than no image at all). (interestingly the server produces a 404 error when the 404 error document is not found so that it could handle the 404 error which was document not found......)
If you are starting a thread, you need an image.
Now cross your eyes and remember this...

IMAGE NEEDED
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:51,
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Can't see your image; vbloke (8 years - didn't know they let people join aged three). Even the images on you profile pages are broken (which is better than no image at all). (interestingly the server produces a 404 error when the 404 error document is not found so that it could handle the 404 error which was document not found......)
If you are starting a thread, you need an image.
Now cross your eyes and remember this...

IMAGE NEEDED

"ॐॐॐॐॐॐॐ" instead of "ॐॐॐॐॐॐॐ"
Only this body text is html and, if a lot of the coding is filtered out - even within tags.
So, if you wanted to have an image on the right, it would filter out the align="right" tag for you.
Like this
<img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/82831/1267890592/zoidmanblinky.gif" align="right"><br clear="all">

When it is rendered in the message editing screen, it looks all right (cut and paste the HTML fragment above yourself to test it out).
It's there to protect people from malicious code and to keep the format more usable (keeping steady levels of indentation with subthreads) but it can be a bit of an annoyance if you want to do something special like your 'om' ॐ.
ॐ
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:31,
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Only this body text is html and, if a lot of the coding is filtered out - even within tags.
So, if you wanted to have an image on the right, it would filter out the align="right" tag for you.
Like this
<img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/82831/1267890592/zoidmanblinky.gif" align="right"><br clear="all">

When it is rendered in the message editing screen, it looks all right (cut and paste the HTML fragment above yourself to test it out).
It's there to protect people from malicious code and to keep the format more usable (keeping steady levels of indentation with subthreads) but it can be a bit of an annoyance if you want to do something special like your 'om' ॐ.
ॐ

I bought some crap bacon the other day. It was on offer in Sainsburys.
It's 'waafer-thin' and takes of NOTHING.
I may just stick with sausages from now on, I'm so disappointed
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:24,
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It's 'waafer-thin' and takes of NOTHING.
I may just stick with sausages from now on, I'm so disappointed

"The taste and heart palpitations are a bit of an issue".
The marriage of bacon roll and mug of coffee is wondrous. I am sad that you seeking to remove the coffee - it's more than just hot wet caffeine.
Still, maybe this is SCIENCE and PROGRESS. Good luck with your endeavours.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:00,
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The marriage of bacon roll and mug of coffee is wondrous. I am sad that you seeking to remove the coffee - it's more than just hot wet caffeine.
Still, maybe this is SCIENCE and PROGRESS. Good luck with your endeavours.

You can post pretty much anything you like on b3ta, but we love to see your original pictures and projects. As a general guide:
Do:
* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:11,
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Do:
* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.

Links, rather naturally, go on /links/
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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^this is now my new catchphrase.
I'd have called you a nonce but your image is of weird science which makes it win
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:21,
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I'd have called you a nonce but your image is of weird science which makes it win

This is really good, I love the fact that the art is merely in the background
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:03,
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![Challenge Entry: Make Art More Awesome [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
MODEDIT: NSFW
Click for bigger (426 kb)
spot the art

not that anything is unsafe for me, but still....
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 2:56,
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I'M GONNA NEED MORE BUTTPROSTITUTES HERE
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 3:14,
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since you're here, scroll down the page and see what user 82942 (FunnyMan) is up to and ban/execute/mutilate him.
thanks.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 2:57,
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thanks.

THIS BOAT IS NOT FLOATED

that is an ice pick-axe!
but great idea, anyway...
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:38,
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but great idea, anyway...

very low resolution, so no amount of filtering made it look any better.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:55,
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And I'm about ready for it to be dogfood.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:33,
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I'm gonna go to bed and not dream about this horse.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 2:28,
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Why the guy with the camera didn't get arrested for being a spy because he was looking at planes
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:58,
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and a piece of KFC chicken to see him use those chompers first hand
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:42,
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Thanks, i could have done more but i spent far too long on it and am sick of it !!
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:23,
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But you got clickage for it and that's what matters most. It's original doesn't involve the Mona Lisa or Star Wars and is nicely done. So don't be too hard on yerself OK?
/motivational bunny blog

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:25,
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/motivational bunny blog


I appreciate the hard work taken in good original shoppery :D
hard work being the reason why I haven't entered this particular compo

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:29,
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hard work being the reason why I haven't entered this particular compo


Goya goyim?
I like Moleman.
no-one's gay for Moleman.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:33,
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I like Moleman.
no-one's gay for Moleman.

Has there ever been a real explanation or feature for him? He just sort of shows up every once in a while...
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:36,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Moleman
wikipedia does excel in basement-dweller lore
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 3:13,
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wikipedia does excel in basement-dweller lore

About 12 years ago or more.
I bought so much stuff that day. Most of it still looks good too despite heavy use.

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I bought so much stuff that day. Most of it still looks good too despite heavy use.


so we did and they were yummy. They didn't practice portion control either then so we had a huge pile of the things even though we only ordered medium. The unlimited luvly coffee topped the visit off rather well.
These days we have one just down the road from us and we go there for breakfast when we can't be bothered to cook at that time in the morning.

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:10,
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These days we have one just down the road from us and we go there for breakfast when we can't be bothered to cook at that time in the morning.


i went through a phase where i bought them by the sackload when they started doing food. along with crates of koppaberg before they started selling the grim sweetened version in pubs...
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:14,
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I knew the pub version of Koppaberg was vile (and so is the version in the crate I bought at Makro) and couldn't work out why. I'll have to get some next time I'm in Ikea to see if they changed that one too. We still buy the frozen meatballs whenever they have the offer on for the free cream sauce and lingonberry jam (which isn't too often these days sadly).
Mr Bunny would never believe me if I told him I was having a conversation on b3ta about the merits of Ikea food.

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:23,
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Mr Bunny would never believe me if I told him I was having a conversation on b3ta about the merits of Ikea food.


Addictive things. And for some odd reason, they're a lot cheaper in Ikea UK than in Swedish supermarkets.
The chocolate isn't, though. The Marabou seems to be nearly twice the price.
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:44,
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The chocolate isn't, though. The Marabou seems to be nearly twice the price.

or anywhere north of The Netherlands. I read that stuff in general is really much more expensive in Scandinavialands so am saving those travelling plans until I have a little more ££ to play with.
Anyhoo Far East this year for the Bunny clan

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:03,
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Anyhoo Far East this year for the Bunny clan


So, whereabouts in the Far East? I can recommend a few places in Hong Kong...
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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:16,
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I'm not very good with imageready...

And in other news :
Robert Culp dead :(
He was the best part of Greatest American Hero.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:40,
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Robert Culp dead :(
He was the best part of Greatest American Hero.


*mutters something latin*
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:56,
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That is so very very wrong. Teh stuffs of nightmares.
and just before my beddiebies too :(

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Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:12,
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and just before my beddiebies too :(

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