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[challenge entry] another updated pea
(felders, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# As a pollitically ignorant skint student, I think this is a wonderful idea!

I'm not THAT ignorant, I'm just not that bothered about all the things that everyone else seems to bother about (Probabily as I barely have to pay any taxes and aren't affected by the state of the economy too much). I'm more concerned about scientific funding and the state of the environment... research related to fusion energy is far too slow... (probably because most people are idiots)
(Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# barely any taxes... psh
you're a student you must then live in the pub and smoke like a fiend.

cost th NHS the most and provide it with the most at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Oh yes...
well worth the separate threads
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Hahahaha oh that's depressingly real.
*slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] updated pea


He'll need it.
(felders, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# invaded


(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I was just about to go to bed
and now I have invaders sounds in my head...

dun dun dun dun etc

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# That's an odd-looking pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I demand more icons.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Seconded.
I want WiL's keyboard cat one.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Links or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Erm erm erm...
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/9564476
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Christ.
Needs to happen NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# oooh oooh
want
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# oh hell yes
 
hooray for Fatso!
one cool cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Shoot through the base, then you'll have a fortress
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] mock the politicians and win a laptop
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Naaaaa Wall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Can I play?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# BUT HE WAS STILL FUCKING HUNGRY!
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I like how aweful it is.
Another artist slumming. Sometimes I think this is a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# There, I fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# +1 bazillion points
for accuracy! It grows from their left canine, people - they're not unicorns. ^-^
/narwhal advisory board
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Really?
I was just trying to be a jerk. Balls!
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal is locked Har-har.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Narwhals are pretty awesome
We should have more of those in the world.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:03, archived)
# I can't wait
to see the televised debates with the fish party.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# "You're very scaly"
"No we're not, and I resent the implication"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# i can't
i've already put my cross net to the fish party
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# fuck it bed time
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# night smash
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# hmm
i'm not sure, that kitten reminds me of boris a bit too much
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# kitteh looks sad
fish looks happy.

what are they not telling us???????
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# vote kitteh-fish coalition
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# my flatmate's cat went to the vet yesterday
turns out the little bonzo's gained two fucking pounds.

I suspect she is stealing the neighbour's food, she does disappear for hours at a time
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# It's an alliance of convenience.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# So many are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# The future is orange.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# OK
that seems fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# More posters should be like this.
What the fuck is the middle bottom image?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# the rest of the AIDS bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)
# AIDS Bus Inc.
"We go there"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# GODON BRON DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
#
well worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# *passes handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# thanks
what exactly do you keep in there?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# mousetraps mostly
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# why, is that also where you keep your cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I'll admit I have cheese about my person most days
but I never put it in my handbag.

My handbag is for hands and mousetraps. Right hands though, never left.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Hurrah!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# feeeeeeeeeeesh
*envotens*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Are Marillion still going?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# i think that really depends on your definition of "going"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# pfft
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# google says they are bringing a dvd out soon :(
I shan't sleep well tonight.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Only on a Friday
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Bunny wave to fish in internet!


(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# *Votes wabbit*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# This gets my vote! :D
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Votes!
Just got back from Lucy Porter. Wasn't bad, but... meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# were there any tramps waiting to lick her?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Nope!
She wasn't that good actually, and the support was a bit lame. Not a bad night out, but not exactly a great one..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# she irritates me..but she's cute...
*turmoil*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# she's also very very tiny
I've worked with her - she's lovely but her material could be stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Weirdly
she warmed up for herself, and was funnier as warm up than main show. Did have quite a pop at Jim Davidson though, and talked about Jimmy Saville shitting in drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# I've haddock up to here
with the other political parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] then you need to..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I can't be seen to endorse this party.
I can't stick my neck out like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# *applaudes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# the neck should be much longer :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# And custard
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# somebody's been watching doctor who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# jury's still out for me
didn't hate it.
but it wasn't david tennant....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# the new doctor is rather ugly
but it didn't suck anywhere near as badly as i thought it would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# only thing I hated was the title music..
I'd rather hear a room of retards try and play it on a xylophone than that new pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# it is crap, isn't it?
i rather liked the needle-toothed cockfish, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
#
wasn't murray gold meant to be leaving?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# The fish party got a lot of public support
after Martin Luther King-Prawn's 'I Have A Bream' speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# ..but lost it again
following Eel-loch Powell's 'Rivers of Cod' speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I see what you did there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# aah what a momentous day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# They lost support in Scotland
after Nicola Sturgeon defected to the SNP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# i hate seeing an h in that name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Apparently Mz Fish spells it
without the H. So I changed it.

Not that I care - I bet she couldn't spell my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# it's not meant to have an h in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# It can do.
I don't think there is a law or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# well, it's my name
and i say no to the h
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I get a Widnes?


Click for bigger (427 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Vote Labour?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Vote bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# All Labour did wrong was act like the tories
And now the real thing are gonna get back in, so it's from bad to worse. I'm gonna move to Mars, or a little island with an elk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Can I be the elk?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# can I be the island?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# he cant bum us worse than thatcher
look at him, he hasnt got it in him.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# as long as he hasn't got it in you...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I just wish people would stop using these fucking posters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# especially the tories
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# pfft
you are on fire tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# a sore arm and lack of sleep
tends to make me very sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# you should do stand up
but only do the heckles. You'd be brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i love heckling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I like all smoked fish
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# pff
i don't like smoked anything, except a bit of smoked salmon sushi with ginger and wasabi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I can even smoke a camberwell carrot....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# haven't had one of those for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# ps sorry about your sore arm
:(
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# my own bloody fault
came off the bike yesterday on a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# most of the image stolen from "Hitler's Barber" down below
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# well at least they pay their taxes




hang on
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# hahah
I love your username
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# ooh ta
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# they're a right shifty-looking pair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# bumjazz robotic stylists have a new album out. cockweasle, why didn't you tell us?


click for a good hard biggering.

in other news, i'll be vanishing from the internet again soon when i have more surgery. june 8 is the set date but it could happen sooner if i fall over or a date opens up due to cancellation. i'll be more metal than flesh soon.

in other other news, my war on craigslist continues as the site refuses to address bestiality ads. they don't reply to my emails any longer, and i've begun contacting different police branches. a media contact is wavering on helping but apparently the story is less fascinating than celebrity idiot moment 1265838. todays ad that needs flagging (please do, no pics to scare you): toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cas/1682343651.html

edit: the bastards at craigslist finally removed the ad. i first emailed them over three hours ago and it took that long for them to do anything. i want to destroy their site. i will pay to have it done.

i'm getting sick of humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# you're only getting sick of humans
because you're becoming a cyborg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# no, i hate us because we are a vile blight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# another good reason
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# This album got some really mixed reviews.
I think it's the inevitable backlash after their acclaimed first album.
What part of you are they replacing this time? Do I want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# you illiterate hogball, this is the first ep!
the stupid record company just re-used the graphics from it for the 2nd release so they could save on artist's fees.

my other knee is going to be metal too. fuck i hate this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# The thing is...
...the phrase 'I've got metal knees' sounds fucking great. I imagine it won't be, though. Good luck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# aahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# MIRTH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# GIRTH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# DARTH
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# GARTH
spotify:track:2l6hKoBksOkDo2mXDFmZBd
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# more machine than man
twisted and evil
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# june's a way away
more leg work? you'll be like steve austin soon
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Craigslist is
always has been and always will be a vile waste of bandwidth where the dregs of society congregate to further their base depravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# have you stopped posting ypur requests for goat based fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I think maybe he got banned from that site, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I said base depravity.
not harmless goat-fondling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# there's somthing about that moosetache that i can't quite put my finger on?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# well done.
I was expecting worse. In fact I probably have one of those hats at the bottom of a wardrobe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i'm still waiting for my special easter egg photo.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I've given up
modelling for Cadbury now that the damn Yanks have taken over!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I remember you!
Ullo sexy! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# haha.
hello old chap. How are you both?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Jolly good fank U,
just off to bed methinks, chat later bro!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Hey Postbear
Good luck with the installation of your hyper-alloy combat chassis. Hurry back once you're fully equipped. The humans here need keeping in check.

(And BRS can't be any weirder than the sounds that are coming from my radio at the moment.)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# goodluck with your battlecock™ implant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# we must destroy you before you can bring skynet online.
die you cyborg bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# good luck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# ah good luck to you
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha
This is oddly innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# it's raining (se)men. hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# PAINT THE WHOLE WORLD WITH A JIZZBOW
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Fernando Tories
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Seamless ;)
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey doe!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Footballol?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhaah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
#
He's half a girl and half a boy- Torres, Torres
He looks just like a transvestite- Torres, Torres
He wears a frock
And loves the cock
And sells his arse on Albert dock
Fernando Torres....
Carraghers bit on the side
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# *likes*
/Everton fan blog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Nick Clegg insists the election is not a two horse race
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# RIP one of computer journalism's greatest minds
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Why did they bring him back?
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# is it just me
or does he look like al from quantum leap there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# A little bit
but I don't remember Al having such an evil grin
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# more sort of a lecherous grin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Toenail Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll go up in anything


Click for bigger (406 kb)
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# him? no
the real murdoch? would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# But the real Murdoch had
charisma
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# true
miliband only has charisn'tma
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# at least
he has less bananas than his brother
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# less bananas is a good thing
as bananas are vile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# hahah
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I never realised Harry was quite so bling.
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# He reminds me of this comic I made eons ago...

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Sorry it looks like some rubbish excuse to re-post something
But I really did base this on him... the incoherent bastard
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# *becomes suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# is incoherent bastard man Welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Please tell me that some of that jibberish is welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# "Tegot" looks welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Aaah, Tegot
The unspeakable word. If written it causes the whole world to asplode.
(. Y . ), Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Tegot!
...waits...

I want my money back.
This anihilation is just rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
TOP banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Click
Whatever happened to that make your own election poster thingy? I miss that and can't find it again.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Haha:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
#
1 - I don't think you need be sorry for the original, it's not like you actually hurt the cat yourself.
2 - this looks decidedly racist - what exactly are you trying to say here?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# 3....
4. Profit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
#
so it's you stealing my underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# More 4chan, invading /board.
Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I felt a great disturbance in the /board, as if millions of browser tabs suddenly opened and were pointed at a news site
[edit] just seen Happytoast's post below. Of course you guys knew.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I thought this was the alt compo?
[edit] oh, I thought you were being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Nah I had no idea until I saw your post, went to BBC news, came back and no-one else had posted
I thought you had broken the news
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I'm guessing he's maybe revered here as the godfather of hip-hop or something
[or everyone who hadn't already, has put me on ignore]
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# didn't he used to manage the Monkees or something?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Manage?
He pretty much single-handedly invented pop music!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# yeah, I woke up to good news
 
good riddance Malcolm you tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
#
Not just me, then.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# they even played Buffalo Girls on the news in case anyone needed reminding
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# haha
what an epitaph!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# EVER GET THE FEELING YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# here's hoping
for one of those great "illadvised guest" moments on newsnight.
not that anyone could top mark e smith of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I missed that, I bet he was a right laugh though.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# what did mark e do?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# sacked everyone
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# haha

*edit* have you read "the fallen"? entertaining book by a guy who tries to track down and interview every past member of the fall.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
#
that sounds interesting - full of vitriol and loathing, I'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I'm a Kurious Oranj now - what did Mark E Smith do?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# basically
he was off his tits
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# how unusual
www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2007/may/28/markesmiththatloveableguy
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# dibs on the skull.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
#
I think John Lydon and Glen Matlock want dibs to piss on the skull.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# wet skulls are fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# It's ok
Apparently, he will return shortly!
www.malcolmmclaren.com/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# haha
I emailed him to find out what he thought of being dead.
He told me he'd invented the whole concept of death, and that other dead people were just re-hashing his ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Fly !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# This is Saturday's winner!
*demands name*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Zzzzzzooooommmm! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Non-runner wins at Ascot!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# dis hor-say, id floads!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# heheheh
frictionless horses - i like it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Woo:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Did he win by a head?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# eventually
this was a looooooooooong race.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)

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