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# I know that the pun is not original in any way ..
.. but I felt an irresistible urge to do it anyway. Enjoy :-)



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(spinoza, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 5:27, archived)
# Mice one...
N I N G !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 5:50, archived)
# Everyone gets fisted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 5:58, archived)
# that chick is into poop enemas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:14, archived)
# her own poop, or other people's?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:24, archived)
# The guy with the laptop's
It's nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:28, archived)
# laptop guy has a wound in his leg and darth vadre is fucking it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:46, archived)
# ..so what do you call this act of yours, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:51, archived)
# star trek
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:36, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:51, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Hahaha
spanktastic:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Brilliant piece of work
I need to get myself a tablet
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(talcy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 4:51, archived)
# I'm getting entirely lost in British politics lately. It seems every candidate is hated.
Somebody just tell me, who's the good one?

You might say it's not as simple as that, but it really is. (i.e. Obama was the good one).
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:04, archived)
# The Lib Dems have the best commentator on the economy in Vince Cable.
Beyond that it's just a tussle for the centre ground from two
different flavours of post-Thatcherism, one of which sent us
into an illegal war on specious evidence, the other agreed.

Oh and they almost all ripped off the taxpayer, some to the
tune of hundreds of thousands each. I'm looking forward to the cull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:26, archived)
# It's not as simple as that.
All politicians are self-serving liars that say whatever they think the electorate want to hear in order to vote them into a position of power.

It's the same with Obama - he's only doing it because he wants to line his own pockets.

The reason they do it through politics instead of banking is because they're either pretentious or deceitful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Hahah:D
:DD
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 5:08, archived)
# ^ cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 5:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Ha!
Amazing! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Done this for Crystal meth :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# okay, what else would you do for some meth?
 
It's hard to make, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:46, archived)
# .
Is it just me who can't read these even when I know what they are supposed to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The Irony of Being an Obama Sheep


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My First Post, am I proud? Not really.
(DEADLINK 's head is spinning like a child in a tumble dryer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# nay bad
nay bad, welcome pull up a pew, you'll never leave :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# welcome too

(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 5:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# I WILL HUMP THE LEGS OF YOUR CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# shopped pics only please ...
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8618878.stm
i surprised there's still enough foot left to aim at
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# haha
what a cute little popey, who's a good boy
(JoePesky, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(talcy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] IT'S A FAAAAKKKEEE
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Thank you, Darling
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Mehhhhehhh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# oh well, time for bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# sweet dreams of enough clothing for all dogs and cats around the world
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# BOOM BANG-A-BANG
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes.
Also I made this.
I think it should win all the compos.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# SICK IN HIS EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 4:36, archived)
# What did you do to Bob!!!!!????
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:30, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I lolled.
I wonder if this guy knows quite how famous he is.
Better still, do his parents know the whole world has laughed at him at least once.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# guy?
fuck, i thought it was a really ugly girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# No, it's fine.
You can fancy him after all.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# not even with yours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Not even with his, attached to a ten foot pole.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# and you'd need that ten foot pole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# wot with a goatee?
He sure is one fat cunt though...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# a goatee does not necessarily mean male
trust me, i know some very hairy women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# of all the goth related blogs
this is my favourite
www.gothsinhotweather.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
goth wellies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Davros goth.
Pfffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Man or Woman, or panda?
or panda?Also mind if i pea this?; while the compo is still on

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# hmm
with regard to 17 - what if I happen to like sports tits? It isn't mandatory, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# that was one of mine
OBEY THE RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Pah, your rules suck
I have no problems with ladies of a lesser upper-torso-ampleness. At least they don't complain about having bad backs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Ivor Cutler's advice on this matter was simple, yet profound.
Ladies with large breasts, try wearing a rucksack to balance things out.
edit: No, it wasn't 'balance things out' it was something more like 'to stop yourself falling over'.
Whatever it was, it was considerably funnier than I have managed to convey here. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# i'd rather have a bad back again
i've been there, tribs, i know what it's like

*eyes empty-wallet boobs sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Get helium balloons installed
All the ampleness, none of the trouble.

Plus, should anyone deign to suckle at your teats, they'll get a funny high-pitched voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# but they'll deflate after a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Just fill a couple of condoms with sick and glue them to your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Is it the weekend already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# It's always the weekend when you have prophylactics filled with vomit attached to your person!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Boobs don't lead to back pain.
Bad posture leads to back pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Should I ever meet my HH-sized ex again
I shall inform her thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# You lucky, lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# More than a handful is not a waste.
It's a faceful.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# But, but...
I don't think I like plastic tits.
I'm curious to see what they might feel like, but only out of idle curiosity.
How can it be erotic to fondle bags of silicone?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# they're meant to be very realistic nowadays
i may find out one day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I got to feel a pair in 2006.
They were hard and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i may just get them lifted
anything would be better than the way they look now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# you just put this crap pun in my head


and i also found this; images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21569.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# big or small
i've never met a boobie i didn't like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# And the national anthem to be replaced by the theme from "Dogtanian and the Muskehounds"
since it promotes team spirit and being prepared and stuff. Unlike the current anthem which encourages crushing rebellious Scots and stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# It's also the most depressing anthem ever
especially when compared with the Italian one
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# George Michael wrote a song about crashing his Italian moped
"Careless Vespa".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I'm not angry.
I'm just disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Who have you been talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# But the "rebellious Scots to crush" bit is lolarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# It would be better if they changed it to:
the rebellious scotch, just to really annoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# *hiss*
*is really annoyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# In that case, you should really watch this.
Stewart Lee deriding William Wallace (Wallis?), live in Glasgow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Although only an englishman would spend all that time considering his own national identity like that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Well, now you're just trolling :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# An excess of Scotch whisky and Scotch pies can lead to a rebellion of one's innards, I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# What is a scotch pie?
No, really, I've never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_pie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Sounds delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Try these
Haggis chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I wish I'd thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# that sounds way less disgusting than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# mmm, mystery meat
If only I wasn't a vegetarian, I could sample one of these delights, complete with 7.5mm hole.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# they're lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# no
Mr Rossi! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw26fLW_gg4
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# 15b
I saw some reasonably amusing films of someone 'reclaiming' that phrase and approaching people saying things along the lines of:
'I'm not being racist, but what time does this shop close?'. So I think it should be allowed under certain circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgygfwnCJ0
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# That's the fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# 10 and 25 are from a different board.
7 should be cock tuesdays
and Barry is not jesus. Barry is a small shellfish.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# i know that 9, 11, 17 and 24a are all original
because they're all mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Own brand cup-a-soup and plastic tits?
You surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# cup-a-soup
was all i could eat at that time and i knew my boobs were going to shrink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I have the strangest memory that I was responsible for 3 (the hat one). But my memory is terrible, so I may be making this up...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# i seem to remember
a conversation about flapjacks with fake honey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# You cretins came up with these
you have to live with them now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# haha, cretin
That word had almost slipped from my vocabulary, I will try to use it more now that you have reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# see also: Nincompoop
especially 'Fucking nincompoop'
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:10, archived)
# It's good, but I think combining it with a swear weakens it.
I'd go for 'blithering nincompoop'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Bah
It should be funny hats for everyone

*Sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# That's fucking fantastic
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
#
WHY is Bacon so low on the list
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I never found that to be at all inclusive.
about the only thing there with which I agree is the cunting in the fuck.

then again, a lot of the daytime b3tans are total arsehats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Is number 10...
Compusory watching of Bo Derek running dwn the beach?

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# haha
(JoePesky, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# *stifled pfft*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Hey Roger
leave them kids alone
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# ...well I like it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# hahah :D
this amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# leave that poor orange alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# haha
I'm sure everyone's seen this, but just in case:
sacfs.asn.au/images/humour/pac_man_piechart.gif
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# haha 100% of me loves that
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Nick, why would a 48-hour xbox live gold trial run out in about 24 hours?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Awww :(
Pacman's a bully.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# this is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# poor orange! I feel sorry for it
*sticking up for underdog*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I make no apologies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# it's a buddhist monk-ey
:~p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I thought orang-utans were apes?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# details details
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# :
इह बन्दर का कम है।

ਇਹ ਬੰਦਰ ਕਾ ਕੰਮ ਹੈ।
Monkey business.

Have a kitten.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I think it has an alien in it.
You should probably kill it now, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# so sweet
for now....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# mmm, wanna bananana?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# there appears to be some of this image missing :(
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# :(|)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# nololcano


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Angry volcano is angry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# don't mock

it happens
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ^that photo needs a back story
along the lines of "this was the 3rd from last, picture found on the memory card in a damaged camera found on the mountain side 8 months later. The subsequent images seemed to show blurred images of fire and burning teeth, but were too blurred to be indentified.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# dissapointingly
it appears to be a picnic spot
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# thats like
They call me Mr Shower, turn me on and you get wet - ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# burqa?
/politicalincorrectnessgonemad
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# I think it should have one of those burkas that also covers one eye.
Because it's still making me hot!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# *Flips*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Funny, that's what your Mum said.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# what if I only "half" flip it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Is it a monostable switch?
Or is he bipolar?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Has someone been listening to Skindred?
:)
(Poison-System-X, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# ya mon.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] eh-oh


Edit: with added Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# inspired
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# this needs more replies
it is good
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, it's a bit last week, but their manifesto cover is so boring.

Click for ever so slightly bigger (198 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# haha
But wasn't Lord Snooty much less of a cunt?
edit: this is from Lord Snooty, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# yea
to be honest, i feel a bit bad for denigrating lord snooty in this way...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I'd vote for Lord Snooty.
Buns and lemonade all round.
That suddenly sounds like some desperate double-entendre.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] probably been done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I don't know if I'm more scared
of the idea of a giant David Cameron or a David Cameron who prowls the seas preying on innocent women.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# David Cameron should have a warning sticker on his forehead
"Warning : Not to be used as a flotation device".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I don't know.
I wouldn't mind seeing if I could stay afloat while putting all my weight on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Sometimes at night I hear them in the walls
and they don't stop they don't stop they chitter they speak to one another in tongues men were not meant to hear in the spitting speech of demonspawn they speak of my fate the phlegm catches in their throats they giggle they vomit and their barbs their barbs they i feel their hands i feel their fingers in my mouth i cry out and they're on my tongue and i taste the poisoned issue from their barbs and gag and they giggle and i feel something pushing my buttocks apart and it's one of them and i feel him go in and oh god oh god please let this end and my vision is fading and i see the leers and hear the lies as i lapse to blessed unconsciousness

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Shamelessly copied from my profile, more Peanuts Apocalypse:
01: The Lies, Charlie Brown, The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies ("Derivative Tosh")
www.b3ta.com/board/9798257

02: The Devil's Ejaculate, the Demon Afterbirth ("The Flames They Gather")
www.b3ta.com/board/9799929

03: The Music of the Night, What Children They Make ("Beware the Lonely Night. Beware the Scratchings of the Cockroaches"
BEWARE THE SCRATCHINGS OF THE COCKROACHES")
www.b3ta.com/board/9803889


04: The Hairy Barbs of the Phallus ("The Lies, the Lies, the Barbed Phallus, the Haunting Sound of the Pipes")
www.b3ta.com/board/9816354

05: Sick and Tired ("A Break from the Challenge for a Few Short Minutes")
www.b3ta.com/board/9819430

06: The Flames, the Lies, the Red Roses of Bloodied Semen ("The Crimson Ejaculate, the Croaking Death of the Bludgeoned Songbird")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9831964

07: Beware the Motherfucking Pipes, you fucking Moron ("Beware the lure of the pipes, beware the pine-scented charm, beware the semen-crusted barbs")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9839946

08: Fuck that Savaged Cunt ("New for Valentine's Day!")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9917511

09: Fucking and Eating Virgins ("?")

Can't find the original thread for this.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Aha
Found the thread for number 9



09: Fucking and Eating Virgins ("THE LITTLE CREATURES KNOW THE COMING OF THEIR MASTER. LET THE WISE BEWARE AND THE UNWARY SUFFER")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9960105
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Sorry,
but I don't want to see any more so close to bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# If I could give just one person a nightmare
I'd be extremely proud of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Would that include yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Absolutely
I've had nightmares but I don't think I've ever *given* myself nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Genius
as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Thank you :)
Anything that keeps making me laugh when I get to the third pane can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I absolutely LOVE these boris
but I'd hate to live in your twisted mind. scary!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I'm lovely really
Kind, gentle, honest, nice to my pets, erudite, talented, and prone to chaining attractive ladies up in my basement and keeping them sedated with rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# well, we all do that tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Glad to hear that
I thought it was just me and Fritzl.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPKO3cQl-o0
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# haha
too brief, though
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)

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