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[challenge entry] "This means hello kids!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# he's wacky crazy bonkers fun
I would bet an hour in his company would result in me cunting him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# haha
An hour? A minute would suffice!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# its more satisfying
if you've built up a bond of fake trust
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# A red nose and freckles?
What kind of lazy-arsed clown makeup is that supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
#
I always find it ironic the program is called "Something Special" give that it features mongs!
(Dr. Evil, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# British Airways proudly launch their new aircraft livery.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# One way of getting round the glassing up of jet engines.
Lot more stylish too.

Also
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Thank you for getting it :D
I was searching for a De-RIS link but couldn't find anything sufficiently concise on the sandblasting effect of flying an aircraft through a massive cloud of airborne particulates.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Quite alright!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8632572.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Cheers.
And rest assured, should I ever choose to mail a Parliamentary candidate a bag of cold sick, I will rush straight to ChedgeTM Post-Consumer Products.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :D
That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# That's what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# haha
he's also very aware of contraception but come on! I think we women have moved on since the days of the coil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Pretty sure the IUD is still a valid option
Just not inserted THAT way...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# well not on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Similarly
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantstic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# everything he touches
turns to considerably less money than it's actually worth
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# also Gert Frobe
pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Seeing as MGM are in financial trouble, they may need new ways to earn extra revenue..
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't trust 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# what's their policy on fox hunting?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Er ...
EXTERMINATE?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# They will stop unnecessary suffering by exterminating all foxes, pheasants, grouse, deer, dogs, rabbits and ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# The Daleks - an equal opportunities exterminator
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# The foxes must have bigger guns
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# LA Guns
"She got the big guns - bang bang shootin like a firin squad ..."

/80s hair rock
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha LA Guns rule!
I just wanna spend the night with you coz I ain't got nothin' better to dooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
www.monkeon.co.uk/gallery/images/19h2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I've just invented the greatest addition to the Doctor Who universe since about 1984
it may of course already have been done, I'm not that much of a fan to know :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# You lie!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# the end credits roll every episode
(likeajackhammer, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Is it a Dr. Who/Fraggle Rock crossover? :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# is it the Retardis?

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Is it a planet full of David Cameron forehead cannibals?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Your theory of a doughnut-shaped universe is intriguing..
.. I may have to steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# bindun, i'm afraid
uk.arxiv.org/abs/0708.1420
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Pff. Scientists. What do they know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Does it involve cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# That line made me piss myself...
unfortunately due to 'friends' jabbering on, it was about all I heard throughout the show
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase sat-nav.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Is that in regards to
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7608153/New-speed-cameras-trap-motorists-from-space.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I bet the Mail are gutted they missed that scoop!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I always think of this when i see that sign
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha - great
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I fear you may be too young...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I remember this when it were all...
... oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
'ning Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Ning pzyko!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Sally! Sally!
Don't ever wander
Away from the alley and me!

;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha Jesus Chrispies.
Le bon morninges, le board!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Ah, the patter of little feet around the house.
There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# he came out with some brilliant one liners :)

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Ooh yes...
...there's some bloody corkers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Now with that one I do not agree.
I work with a superior, chippy twit who deliberately uses acronyms and tech-speak so that one is forced to ask "What?" so that he can sigh and then patronise one.

The latest example was "Parallel testing" "How is that different from normal testing?" "It's parallel" "Parallel to what?" "To enter data into both to see which one works" "But that's what we're already doing" " (sigh) ... Yes ... " "So it's just normal testing, then?" "Well, yes, but ... er ... it's parallel ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I work with someone who loves to use acronyms, don't you find there's ALWAYS the briefest of pauses after they use one and a slight tilt of the head, waiting for you to ask what the Jeff it means?

I find myself making them up TBH

*Tilts head*

*Smugly* To Be Honest...

*Un-tilts head*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Me too - NCTT, APU
No change there, then, as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# YM
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# yay!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, a party election broadcast


A slightly larger less optimised version (1Mb)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] FINISH HIM!
Seems like a good time to insert this. Source pic from Bloggerheads

"bloggerheads: I made a blank of the Conservatives' latest 'positive'/'unshoppable' poster. Have fun: bit.ly/bsDXqb"

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice one Tim
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Are conservatives only allowed
to wear 2 shades of clothes? It's like a psychedelic 1984 man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/board/10013999
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Or a cat being blinded in both eyes at the same time with two lightsabres
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# The beams don't seem to converge, so either
it's looking at something far away or

it's trying to burn a hole in one of those stereograph posters that were popular in the 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# it takes 2 separate hits to kill a smartarse
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# The words "pew pew" will always get a laugh form me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Gruff
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# exactly
but Barney Mcgrew was a single name and it's Grub not Gruff - /pedant


also - did anyone else hear The Clangers on The Today Show on Radio 4 this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I thought they had David Cameron on last week
*badumtsh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Izzita bird? Izzita plane? Pleez let it be a bird nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.


source. trib's pussy.


'ningles all. Saw it and got itchy tatty fingers.

EDIT: Oh and just a reminder for the London Bash 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# thats superb
I would pay to see an evil feline superman movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# chairs:)
'ningles matey.

Still haven't been able to get your Being Human pikkies signed for you. I haven't forgotten about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I didn't expect it'd be easy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# She's apparantly really busy atm.
Some new thing and apparantly interviewing Nelson Mandella with Bono. It's more a question of when Fran, sister and printout are all togeather than just Fran and sister.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Volcano cat is powered up
(dredwerker bored sig, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Oh no, it's Su-purr-cat!
*readies catnip*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Dion't panic... Superkitty will stop evil kitty's nefarious plans!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Why does everyone think he's evil!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# well, he's a cat for starters
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Yes
but he's on his way to save mankind by leaving a 'little present' in their shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Cos he's looks it....
Yeah, I take cats on face value. What you gonna do about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I strongly worded letter to the Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Supercat means business!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# London Bash 2010 happening in May 2009 shocker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Every good bash should have it's time machine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# If I don't turn up does this mean I was never there?
*back to the futures*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Arfyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] This took me fucking ages


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# pfft
i know someone called dave. my dad. wouldnt vote for him though
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] likewise :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha... Disco Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Funky
www.b3ta.com/board/10014246
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I licked it earlier :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# That website can't be right!
That's appalling!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# does suggest the conservatives really couldn't give a shit about most things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# sick of this now.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Ow you're sick of everything
including being sick of things!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Do us an arts
if you are bored.

Last night I had wild garlic and funghi risotto and the risotto looked remarkably like one of your characters (in my head anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Iceland
(dredwerker bored sig, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
# It's in all the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Yesterday
I reported a comment on the DM website.
There was a photo of people getting on the warship in Spain. The last three people in the line were black, which prompted someone to say:

"Looks like the last three have forgone the usual lorry smuggling at Calais."

It seems to have been removed today...

Just doing my bit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I'd like to report this comment for self-centred idiocy
"You have all just witnessed just how easy it is to consolidate europe, isolate the UK from the rest of the world and disrupt its citizens. The debate and comments throughout illustrate perfectly that the power of reason can be used against you en masse given that just about everybody has been looking for an acceptable reason for this action. You have been kept occupied and distracted. I hope you enjoyed the display of control your government has over you and remember this on election day.

- Dawn, UK, 21/4/2010 09:01"

Yes. It was all about annoying you. Yes, you personally, Dawn. And it was about Labour demonstrating their power and how they can split the UK away from a "consolidated Europe" so that they can lose... their err support... on polling.... err.....

Unfortunately if I do report it most likely the Daily Mail will hire her to ghost-write opinion pieces and editorials.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Only the lonely
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:13, archived)
# obi just doesn't care who he hurts
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Yay!
and on Wobbly Wednesday!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:06, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
# Wow
How did this happen: b3ta.com/board/10014200

Must be something in the air
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)
# WITNESS THE FITNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for link
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:17, archived)
# Myofascial pain syndrome?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:24, archived)
# this is my fave so far
(clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# lacking opposable thumbs, cats are unable to throw the horns
 


www.b3ta.com/board/10014111
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:57, archived)
# They throw one big horn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Br00tal cat is br00tal

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:52, archived)
# Nice!
Like one of those woodcuts but done with sandpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:59, archived)
# really cool!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:11, archived)
# oh Noh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:24, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:41, archived)
# ^ what they said

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
# i do like that
You should seriously take up printmaking.

(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# UGLY MODERN SOCIETY MUST RETREAT
BROTHER POWER PREPARES AND SUMMONS STRENGTH FOR 2012
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# haha
Looks like he might get b& for being nekkid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Actufactually, he assificated him. Witness the depravity:
b3ta.com/board/10012577
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# YES! Work those abs.


Sounds for old people- (all vinyl)

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# haha
cunning vimod placement
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# What did you just say, mister?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# WANKSPONGE!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
THE SURROUNDING ONLOOKERS DO NOT KNOW THE TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# THE PETRANEK FITNESS TEMPLE ENABLES A CHOSEN FEW TO SUMMON LARGE AMOUNTS OF POWER
THIS IS HOW FREEBASE BECOME FAMOUS. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:20, archived)
# FUCKING UGLY MODERN SOCIETY
WORK THOSE GOD DAMN MULES, BROTHER POWER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# NEVAH!
... OH ALL RIGHT THEN *BURNS*
edit : (PARABOLICALY)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:38, archived)
# BY THEIR MULES SHALL YOU KNOW THEM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
#
ref : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule_%28Foundation%29 "If there was a way to put me out of my suffering how would I apply it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I have found the thresh
hold at wi...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:12, archived)
# He's everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:34, archived)
# He's also the one in the green shirt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Goddamnit! I missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:19, archived)
# "got a good shirt
wear it all the time.."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:29, archived)
# this is GC but i didn't know it existed
bernard manning sings the smiths
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:33, archived)
# ahhhahhhah crazy
it looks legit, too!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:16, archived)
# He's already on the furthest rowing machine...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Oh GOD
Just now I see this. After I posted ^ that. I was even considering giving that dude on the left Vimod's head. GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 7:31, archived)
# He's not a terrorist...

He's a very naughty boy!
(Chaoslave was liquificated on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# :)
I mean, really. He can't even post a toap, it's a text around a picture.
And it's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
# He's all yours.
*hands over flaming spear of bummening*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# He's not a cute kitten.

He's a fucking idiot who can't read the faq. Or use photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# BUT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# BUT UGLY MODERN SOCIETY MUST RETREAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO GO GRONKPAN
EXCEPT STARBUCKS OR BURGER KING OR SOMEWHERE VERY SIMILAR.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# GIVE ME POWER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# MAYBE LIKE A PIZZA HUT OR A TACO BELL, OR EVEN SOME KIND OF COMBINATION OF A PIZZA HUT AND A TACO BELL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# *feels ill*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:46, archived)
#
ill self
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
# *looks around guiltily*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# we had pizza hut on the weekend and it tasted fucking awesome but we were pretty pissed eh
cuz we ate all the asparagus rolls and did some spots but we were still hungry
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 6:07, archived)
# DING DONG! It's the pizza bell.
Cooooooooooome and get it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:52, archived)
# I GOT THAT PIZZA GUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
# GIMMEE PIZZA HELL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:36, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# KITTEHSPIN
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# This should be done to all cats.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# all cats can do this when you are not looking at them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# I bet ours can't.
They're fucking useless. Even for cats.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# I think it's a shocking, cutting-edge new genre.
We'll all be doing it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# how could you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# polotics is boring
PLEASE MOVE ON B3TA SPASTIC MONG CUNTS

LOL
(JoePesky, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:13, archived)
# guffwah
As my posh dad said
(JoePesky, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:14, archived)
# lolmaddielol
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:27, archived)

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