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[challenge entry] Gordon Brown - Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Pfft, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
In the future everybody will be wanking in space
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Lol! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!
beautifully put together
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# this is excellent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbS5TvfPf3U
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Brown takes aim...
(Nev2020, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# good on him,
the world won't miss a few dozen tabloid hacks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Wonder how many newbies here over the next couple of weeks work for political parties
This being a "popular media site" forum or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# popular media site forum ?
eh? I thought we was a "pureile digital arts community"....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
#
a popular puerile digital arts community
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# We're not popular. We're the nerds who get beaten up in the cafeteria.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# U R SO RITE HE WOOD TOTELY SHOT HIS CRITISC
WHIT THIS GUN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Is that Millhouse's Dad being the lady?
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# That whore is no lady.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# harder :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Wronger 'n Wronger
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Twice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# you FILTHY man
:D.....keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I don't know man, this shit is crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Darth could at least be giving a footie whilst it's nearby.
Selfish sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# You try animating while puking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Hehehe:D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Mummy, why is that man's pee pee in that other man's botty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Go sit down and watch Star Wars IV.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# That man's his daughter! wait... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Twice removed from 2 solar systems.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# my girlfriend took her (then) 3 year old son to an art exhibition
not knowing it featured a Jake and Dinos Chapman creation of various pre-pubescents all melded together, including two melded in the 69 position. She still shudders at the thought of a shrill child's voice shouting, "EWWWW! MUMMY! TASTE OF WEE!!".
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# :D
bountious incests!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Another happy family.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# As I scrolled I expected their cocks to be touching.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# That would be indecent.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# And ass fucking leiaman isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# nah
that's just necessary
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Uh......................Hey, look at Cameroke go!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cameroke
A little large on the file size but I've shrunk it as much as I can.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# *don't want your body*...*don't think your sexy*....*won't be letting you know*
funny though:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# no matter how much we tell him to fuck off
I still think he might get in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I think the dullness of the Labour manifesto
may be an indication they think so too but the tactic is make the Tories promise the moon on a stick and get 'em next time.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# :(
my first election on b3ta and it's proving to be a regularly upsetting experiance.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# How so?
This is the blandest election I can remember.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Well, after that image
I've certainly not got an election...

Oh my God, I've turned Chinese
(Carlosfandango, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# nasty
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# yeah!!!!...........the "business" end
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Prodigy69?.............he's a lot younger than I imagined him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
Twisted Firestarter YEAH YEAH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# A friend of mine worked on the Fire Starter video
MC Maxim Reality was living with his mum at the time and she rang him constantly.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# They are all absolutely lovely and charming apparently.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# a girl friend of mine at college
in the mid nineties used to send them cakes and knitted things for them.

last time i spoke, they still exchange christmas cards....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# GooGoofy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I've not polluted fair B3TA with cartoon smut for at least two weeks.
That won't do! That won't do at all!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I agree
But if you polluted too much the no smut paraders would be out setting up camp everywhere...

But this is a bit of alright.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# no, it certainly won't.
draw more!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# my wife could so pull off a Chloe
all we need is the tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I think it go's something like,
pictures or its not true.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# TITS or GTFO
I believe the popular vernacular goes
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'll work on it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# pull off?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# "tug off" would also have been an acceptable answer.
Our survey says : "yanked like a broken flush"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# difficult to pull anything off
without a tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# What kind of amateurs are you not owning a tail?
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Could she
pull of me while she's at it?


Ta
(Carlosfandango, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# BEARS.
TRAINS.
NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I agree n'all...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# There's a big dilemma
about my big leg Emma
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Looks more classy than smutty
Good to see you're back JJ. :)
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Phwoar!
Check out those calf muscles!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Not 'alf!
Those are some fine legs there!

Must... resist...
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# What the hell is going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today
huge mams.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Meee-yow!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Cor, guv'nor, she's a stunnah!
And while I've no authority to my criticism (not having created anything for years, and even when I did, she makes my posts look like a child's drawing of a turd, rendered in child's turd), should we be able to see her eye through the sexily dangling tress over her face?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# wehaay :)
yiff yiff grrr meow!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, political
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Anarchy will have it's day
patience
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha I tried to be an anarchist
but there were too many rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Keep Britain tidy?
KEEP Britain tidy?
RARRRRRRR!
/litter

and yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I like their less immigration ideas.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
Looks like somebody is voting BNP...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Arf :D
Some tories went around my local area tearing down lib dem posters from people's property at night, surely this is both a new low and illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hitler: The Younger Years
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# very nicely done
but the tash does look weird on a baby, even a stewie baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# TinEye it
www.tineye.com/search/cb447c165c982d99753f02e64ff670ecf350271a
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Panowie, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He'll never break us though!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Insert superlatives here (click)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Utterly superb.
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
lovely.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# This is off the charts! *keeps in secret file*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# nice but
tag that fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Like the ORIGINAL was?
pixeloo.blogspot.com/2008/05/stewie-griffin-untooned.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Pointless fluff, I rescued some baby squiggles on the way home.


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ahhh!
the balance is restored. The car in front of me last night clipped a squirrel that ran out in front of it. I then deliberately ran over it's squirming body to put it out of its misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# What if it had a pain fetish
and was squirming in pleasure, then you come along and kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# it was still there this morning
it must have been loving it all night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
Our Road is full of Sqiggles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# call the council!
tell them to straighten them up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# It was a Karmic reward for getting rid of my iPhone and returning to the human race...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# did you swap the phone for the squiggs?
is there a mother squirrel now trying to download some apps?
"Find my nuts"
"Light Sabre Best Buys"
"Squirrels with Tits (Over 18s)"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Yes that is exactly what happened, and its totally true.
:)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
On that note - PUB TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I named them Achilles and Odysseus


Click for bigger (377 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# awwww
what are you going to do with them. Are you going to tame them?

see this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8108281.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# That link is filled with so much glee! I wish I had not set them free...
now I shall never have squirrel friends :(
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# this is how Jolly Jack started you know
it's for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :D
awww
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
saved squiggles! For your outstanding services to the cause of fluffeh have one of these:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# DOMINATION: COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Oh wow!
By rescued them, do you mean you kidnapped them from their mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# No I mean I found them on the pavement near a busy road
and stayed with them (or nearby out of sight) for an hour to see if the mum returned, realized she was not about. Then I contacted the RSPCA they advised the vets I took them there, the vet said he'd kill them. So I took them back to as close to where I found them as I could, which meant persueding a local primary school to let me into their gorund. Then I let them go and left some food near them so at least they'd last a while if the mum didn't turn up. I am going back tomorrow to check up on them and will do so as long as is required.

Have a hard stare, hmmph.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# So you'll go back and kidnap them tomorrow then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Once you've captured a grey squirrel, it's actually illegal to release it.
They're considered vermin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Tasty, tasty vermin
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# hoorah for small animals
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Awwwwww!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# aaw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# *waits*
*penny drops*

pffft you loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# POW!
Right in the spanger!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Teeheehee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Chop his arms off and he'd be speechless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha:DDD
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# what me worry??
hahaahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nicely done Ninj.
I'll slip this here if that's okay. It's probably bindun many times and isn't worth its own tread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# You can slip whatever you want
...wherever you want (ooeeer)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Saucy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# top stuff
*click*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha, perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHA
*waits for newspaper to nick*

tag it!!


Have I mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# What actually happens at these bashes?
I imagine them being like a school disco; quiet for the first ten minutes then rapidly degenerating into a drunken fingering session.

Am I close?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Apart from the initial 10 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Oh, I see.
I see.
*packs bottle of cider and a nailbrush*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Never trust a shiny man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] There's no basement at the Alamo!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# What's the secret word of the day?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# omelette?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Could be
I do have my reservations, however.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# :D
I hear he was caught wanking at a fox hunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# that's how all fox hunts start isnt it?
glass of sherry and a wank
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# glass of sherry, wanked off by the stable boy, and then charge off at the yelp of a oik being kicked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Killed by Konky!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# !


(with thanks to elvisweathercock for sauce below)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I'm imaging that in a Geordie accent
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# That is a good anteater.
This is a shit Aardvark! WAKE UP YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# What do you get if you cross an aardvark and a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# about 15 years?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# The shoes really bring the ensemble together don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# they really do.
they are the perfect finishing touch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I'd have thought an Aadrvark would more likely go for a slingback or wedge or something like that. Just goes to show...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# on the deck of a ship?
are you MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Yes let's ignore for a moment the fact that IT'S AN AARDVARK!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I've got tears in my eyes
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha! Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# big grins all round
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha...these are great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Anteater drinks wine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uklOdpa0-k
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# heh heh...imagine it kickin'-off at throwing-out time
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
#
That is feckin' awesome!
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] In the interest of balance..
after this www.b3ta.com/board/10014283, I give you Mr Cameron.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# No ring
Not real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft..................*slips an oldie into compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Deadly Critters, Part 2

previously
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
this is tops.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Do not pass Wooyay
Do not collect Houpla
Go straight to a full-on PANOWIE for that!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# My pleasure.
Fair oozes class, that anim.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# fuck my stars
that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# NICELY!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# YES!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# The Great Albino Ninja Mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn, he's getting good!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8634952.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# A most creative
version of breakout.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!EGG!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Stunning!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# brilliant!
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] God this took hideously longer than it should have.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Here...
have a *click* for your troubles Baz. I likey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Cheers :)
After a 2 pint lunch it's about the best I'm good for.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# worth the effort though!
*votes*......sorry, *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *subscribes*
But I can't afford this AND the Daily Fail?

It's Gordo and Zanu Liebour's fault!!!!

In other news: the 'student' who egged Cameron (and missed apparently) looks like some chavvy scrote rather than a political animal

ALSO: fucking george Osborne makes me want to vomit so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ...best of all the candidates!
not
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# best of all the deluded fantasists...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha.
Look at their trustworthy faces!


Oooh. Minor TJ. If I were one of those peeps that used uTorrent, which I'm not and looking for the nest torrent site, that I'm not, what would be the best one to go for?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# A week ago
I would have said that a friend of mine would recommend Isohunt.
But now my friend has told me that that site keeps infecting his computer with that nasty ave.exe virus.
So he wouldn't recommend that I recommend that site either.

not that i would because I never go there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Me neither
I was just asking on behalf of the person who I was holding this cigarette for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# pirate bay's still going i think
btjunkie also
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# tpb
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# If someone was wondering which sites served up torrents of TV programs
someone who used such a thing may suggest www.eztv.it. For films, music, books & scantily-clad young ladies, the same person may well suggest www.extratorrent.com
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# As said below,
eztv.it is the best for telly box shows as it is managed.

The ones saying piratebay are also right, but nowtorrents.com are better as they are just a massive search engine who also search piratebay as well as loads of others, which is good for slightly more obscure stuff,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Thank you all on behalf of the investigative journalist who asked me, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# you truly are a martyr.....
I will put in a word at the vatican for you
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# It's bad enough looking at the DeAgostini source for any period of time
let alone once it's got Osborne's boat on there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I'm surprised you didn't punch your computer screen to bits
I suggest an Um Bongo break
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# 'twill be beer tiem directly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# is it that time already?
I'm off to get a bowler hat... then beer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Mais non monsieur Scaramanga, it is not you who wears the bowler hat...
In fact it is not even your sidekick.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ah... but friday, for one night only....
I will be Joe Steed, with my faithful sidekick Lady Scaramanga-Peel



(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# beer O'Clock!
sounds good to me. Get us a packet of cheese & onion while you are there!
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# great work
your having done this means I don't have to anymore. therefore thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] more appropriate methinks
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# well, it's no wonder
His umbrella's broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# chortle
...as seen on motorways......for feckin' miles & miles:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun? ok, not strictly opposite.....


Candleday post! :-D
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# 'Ok, not strictly opposite' has been done, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Stop being such a cunt, CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm
nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm nm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Fancy a biscuit?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# How about cake?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *Clicktastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
*hopes for commemorative stamp*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ARE YOU LOOKING AT ONE'S CAKE?
WE DON'T LIKE RIFF-RAFF LOOKING AT ONE'S CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Nose Sucker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# m m m m M m m m
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
Is that a manor cake?
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# i've had him
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# LIES
you're not my his type
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# eating
gummy bears :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# peeedo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Yummeh yummeh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I wish I'd put me teeth in before I submitted that photo now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)

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