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Morning!
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:56,
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Niche Market... hat based politicalols...
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58,
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sooperdave ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:43,
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but is it loaded?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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Does a Bear shit in the woods?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:51,
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Danni Behr has
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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I'd let her shit in my wood anyday.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:03,
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actually IN it?
scat-docking
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:08,
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Curls of joy.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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We're fucked now
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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Oh shit! Bears are great though.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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bear arms
etc
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:50,
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Ok
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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I can't bear this sort of thing
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58,
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That was unbearable.
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fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:03,
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I' ve lost my bearings now.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:05,
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down back of settee
usual place/blog
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:08,
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I could barely think of this pun.
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RarelyEvil ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:22,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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gotta watch that "swing to the right".....ooof:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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Broon wasn't the only one caught out this week...
but the Tory media managed to cover it up...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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Arf!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:38,
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BOOM BOOM!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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Haha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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hehe
If Cameron was a proper Tory he'd be chasing Basil on horseback with a pack of slathering dogs.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:52,
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Not yet
he has to get in and re-legalise it first Even he wouldn't break the law on the campaign trail
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:53,
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newsletter subject line compo
I'm not looking for wholesome just looking for lolsome
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rob ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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Schmewsletter
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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^ this
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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Bigot special edition
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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hacked by muslims
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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Griffy gets 3 in a row
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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in your face like a sex explosion
sigh
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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make that 4
edit: meh!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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Gordon's last edition as PM
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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readership now in double figures
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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Read this you bigot
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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don't know why I enter this thing
I never read it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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I think I might be bored
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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I've plenty of better things to be getting on with
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ME!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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Stop!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:42,
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you know exactly what appeared in my head don't you
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:48,
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Yes.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:56,
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I'm going for a dump
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:27,
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I only just took the most epic dump ever
I had to flush three times and it still tried to crawl over the ledge. I feel three years younger and two kilos lighter now.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:43,
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I'm still hanging on and having another strong coffee
I'm looking forward to a last minute panic and a sense of relief like I've just come up on ecstasy also - do you have a Dutch 'inspection toilet' or a proper normal British one?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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A Dutch one.
What do you think I am?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:57,
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Fun fact of the day
The inspection bit is called a spiegel (or mirror) here. I believe psychologists can have a field day with that.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58,
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WHY FOR GODS SAKE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:09,
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I think the main reason is to prevent splashing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:13,
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eurgh!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58,
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I didn't realise the Dutch were that fond of pork.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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TRANSCRIBED FROM POLISH FOR OLDHAM RESIDENTS
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:27,
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LOL ROCHDALE, YOU PRICK.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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SAME THING.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32,
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Fold in four places, bringing points A & B together for the secret message
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:28,
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GET BROWN THIS MONDAY
WITH A BIG 'OT BANK HOLIDAY
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Himjim died a little more inside on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:28,
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racist
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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Life goes on
long after the thrill of living has gone
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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stop smiling Gordon or you WILL lose
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:30,
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dont be silly
dont vote for davey!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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IT'S GONNA BE BANG TIDY!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32,
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80% of content here legally from the EU
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32,
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Guaranteed to exclude the SNP
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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Like a tampon
it always ends up read yes i know its spelt wrong
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:35,
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You're all fucking bigots. No apologies here.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37,
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Where's Kilroy when you need him?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37,
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Whats the difference between this newsletter and maddie?
this newsletter isn't missing
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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Free to the world! (£20 in Greece)
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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You have won the nigerian lottery
100% official
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FIEND ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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There's an election on?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:42,
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Haha, this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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Tiny horse vying for record books
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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Old Chinese man gives up on erection.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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available on red, blue, or yellow paper
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lord bofingham ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:49,
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Try Jelly In Your Pants For A New Sensation
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Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:54,
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Cos the old sletter was getting worn out.
Prolly bindun
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:02,
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Last ever newsletter under prime minister Gordon Brown
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:19,
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May 6th Erection
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:22,
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One eyed Scottish idiot seeks employment opportunities
Has experience of bankrupting global economies, so ideally suited for something with Goldman Sachs.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:26,
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Brown Is Gone On Thursday
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:43,
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Sorry it's late, it was Sue's fault
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disco_doctor "Am I in?" ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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Another b3ta newsletter, like a replay all over again.
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:16,
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Sorry it's late today - I blame Sue
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:23,
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funnier in my head!
also how do you open a animated gif in photoshop to edit it??
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:13,
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i would also like to know this...
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:14,
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lets start
a campaign! anyone who disagrees with us would be a bigot! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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Open it in Fireworks instead.
Or ImageReady, probably. I'm not sure how that works.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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trouble is
imageready died with v 7 i think :(
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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It did?
Shows you what I know!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:20,
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Imageready is now part of Tattyshop
(basically the Animation tab) But I too do not know how to open a gif in it. Maybe try opening the Animation window first, then open the gif
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37,
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Haha, took me a minute.
As for gifs in potatoshop, dunno. I use corel products, they're just as good and cheaper.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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i never got on with
painter x :( paint slop pro is good :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:27,
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import it as a movie
file - import - frames to layers
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:18,
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cheers
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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^ what he said
Imageready died after CS2, much to the distain of gif makers. Adobes' excuse was that fireworks is much better for making gifs so they dumped image ready and forced people to buy yet another adobe product. So when I upgraded I kept my copy of CS2 handy, for this exact reason.
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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you can still do gifs in photoslop
but i wasnt sure how to import them. :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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true true
but I meant animated gifs. I still have a little spot in my black heart for image ready. Not paint though, 'cause it smells of poo.* *unless it is on windows 3.1 in which case it is awesome!
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:34,
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in photoshop
animation window :D i've never really got on with animations - i make them of my paintings from time to time :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:38,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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*finally gets*
and your spelling is nearly as bad as mine
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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really
what did i spell wrong?
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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dissapoiointmnte
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:42,
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damn your ability to read ;)
i blame my dyslexia - which is an incredibly hard word to write for dyslectics :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:04,
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Total car crash....
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:54,
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hahahaa
brilliant! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:59,
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hahahaha!
For some reason, Broon reminds me of Arnie at the end of T2 at the moment
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:01,
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hahahahhaha! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:01,
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Crop off the bottom line
and it could be a standard reply to b3tans who don't appreciate the hours one puts into making a pic :) When was the last flounce we've had around here?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04,
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hmmm... I don't think we've had a REALLY good flounce around her for a while
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:07,
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I've seen a few new people flamed never to return,
but no flouncing lately.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:10,
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screw you guys
i'm going home!! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:14,
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*holds up scoring card* [2]
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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Hehehe
that would be useful
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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is this an advert for McDonalds?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:06,
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haha!
'after all we've done for you'
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:07,
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haha
I would really like to see this on a billboard in the next week.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:09,
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I expect to see lots of these next Friday
hehehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:09,
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Has this already been done?
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andysine ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:48,
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hehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:58,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00,
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early morning photoshopping aint so great for me....
Click for bigger (210 kb) the guy on the left is marc foster director of quantam of solace... i think.
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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haha
excellent idea Welcome - do stuff with kittens and chairs etc
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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twice people have said that...
i dont get it... why with the kittens and the chairs?
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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haha
b3ta started out with lots of people photoshopping kittens. check out the early compos. the full welcome phrase is 'Welcome to B3ta. Pull up a chair and shop a kitten'. It just gets mangled over time into sillier and sillier phrases. very often just shortened to 'Welcome, kittens, chairs etc.'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:53,
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hahahha thanks for enlightening me
i'll shop a kitteh and a chair later on =]
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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Who could forget LOLCHAIRS?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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I have
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:58,
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I tried everything but couldn't.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:03,
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just looked it up
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lochairs/ I was on gap year from b3ta around then. Either that or my brain won't let me acknowledge this atrocity
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04,
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hahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:06,
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I didn't think it was that bad a concept and there were some funny ideas.
I think it suffered a bit from the whole 'image macro in a new thread, fuck off you cunt' thing.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:10,
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It would be fun to have a compo every now and then
where you would have to at least work on your image for an hour or longer
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:21,
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I'd like to see a compo where it's impossible to post anything that hasn't had 24 hours solid work on it.
No sleep, no having a piss. Thems the rules.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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watching someone play through Goldeneye64 would be far better than ever having to sit through Casino Royale or QoS again...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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I liked them
opinlols!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:44,
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For me, if they weren't billed as bond movies, I'd have found them passable. As it was, they just weren't bond movies.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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he's no Roger Moore
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:54,
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Craig will make a great Bond. When he's given a proper Bond script
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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I bet he doesn't want his balls whipped through a chair again though
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00,
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i thought Casino Royale was great
but I prefer to ignore that QoS exists. It's just all wrong. It's a blight on film-making, never mind Bond movies. The single stupidest story ever, with the shittest bad guy in history. Next in the series: Meat or let meat: Bond vs. Peta.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:54,
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The bad guy really freaked me out
cos he looked like Roman Polanski
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00,
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he freaked me out
because I'm freaked out by French dwarves.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:03,
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And they put one in charge.
*tuts* Silly France.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:11,
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you are a 14 year old girl
aicmfp!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:08,
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Casino was definitely the better of the two, but it was just far too much of a Bourne film.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00,
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I enjoyed the grittiness of CR
it was nice to get away from the lameness of the Brosnan films (I also have a burning hatred of the sight of Pierce Brosnan)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04,
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Subscribes to blog
PB is a class A twat
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:07,
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and in other new...
I missed posting this last Friday so you can have it today... EDIT: Oh and Woo to you post... Welcome, kittens, chairs etc.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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haha!
Who's that bald chap? Are they bringing blofeld back for the next one?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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its the director of quantum of solace
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:49,
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pfft
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:52,
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marc foster looks like he could be a good bond villian.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:59,
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true dat
just needs a big scar down his face
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00,
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Or in a police line-up, flanked by Karl Pilkington and Moby.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04,
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not sure which compo this fits....
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:31,
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haha!
kojak for pm
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:32,
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hahaha
we do not tolerate incompetance in the organisation.. *strokes pussy*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:33,
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GAH! I didn't put cats in!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:35,
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hahhahahahahah! Marvelous :D
good morning b3ta. Thank fuck it's Friday!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:33,
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Ning!
My sentiments exactly! Now to decide on a time to get in the alcohol supplies for the fridge :D!
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:39,
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Lidl is already open
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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3 DAY WEEKEND!
WITH SHIT WEATHER!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:40,
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Yay friday....
the weekend is taunting me from the future. Need to get through today first
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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bah, it's Friday, I only look like I'm doing work.
My weekend started when I sat at my desk...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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I for one welcome our new Spectre overlord :D!
Lovely (and I think if not the bond one certainly the politics one :P )
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:39,
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HEHE
we should let these guys try and run the world. The bureaucracy will grind them down
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:40,
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I had a drink every time he said this last night. I'm still pissed.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:22,
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You sure you didn't mis-hear?..
White and right sounds awfully similiar.
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:24,
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not talking about a black and white thing
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:26,
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Why is it
that internet people can see what a huge fucking cunt he is But the 'general public' don't?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:30,
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Because
As is always the case with this rotten electoral system, one party stays in power long enough for everyone to despise them so much, that's they'll believe cnuts like Cameron when he claims to offer 'change'. Hung parliament is what's needed IMO, we need to break this system.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:31,
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WE NEED
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:33,
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?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:01,
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Ah....
but business leaders say hung parliament... bad. Nothing to do with the fact that the Tories and labour will bend over backwards to keep them happy, while Clegg will piss them off by saying things like "Shouldn't we sort of do things for, you know, people?"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:34,
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I agree
a hung parliament followed by electoral reform would be good for us in the long term.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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I suppose PR might bring about a bit more cooperation and compromise amongst the parties,
but ultimately, whatever system we use, it's still going to be the same cunts in charge.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:44,
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electoral reform brings with it something approaching democracy...
it'll never catch on.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:58,
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i loved the bit last night when he was talking about how the west midlands had lost thousands of manufacturing jobs.
Whose fault is that exactly?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:34,
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hahahaha
And way to slag off immigration in one of the most ethnically diverse areas of britain
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:36,
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actually, the general public in Scotland do.
I blame the English ;)
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:35,
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"No one likes us we don't care!"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:36,
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the general public don't actually listen
except to Rupert Murdoch.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:42,
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I liked that he chastised Brown for scaremongering on the economy, saying it wasn't right to do that in an election campaign
and then launched into massive scaremongering tactics on immigration.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:40,
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ah
that's much better. Nice one Mr Box.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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Ye Olde Bohemian ...err... Norman Rhapsody
Previously : We Buy Any Cart Done on the Bayeux Tapestry generator , because I'm too lazy to do it myself.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:06,
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Those wacky Bohemians eh
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:09,
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anyone hungry from some Danish Halal chicken?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:04,
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If your Gov. don't make rules for Punishing anyone Insult Religions in the name of ( Freedom of Speech ! ) or ( Freedom to Insult ) :)
If your People can behave and Learn how to Respect , act rationally and stop to Insult Other Religions under the name of ( Freedom to Insult ) or ( Freedom of Speech ) Then the Rule of Hacking will be stopped Eh? I always thought that respect goes both ways.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:06,
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you heard the man
do as he says or he will hackzorz you
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:07,
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Greets Go To: All My Friends in MSN :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:13,
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he sounds about 12 years old
but I wouldn't let him near my computer. I expect that someone within KFC will get a stern talking to today
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:15,
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It's odd that he didn't go for a real Danish brand though.
Like Lego. But that website was probably too hard to crack.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:19,
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that would have been like trying to break through a brick wall
also I suppose KFC is a US brand so he gets double exposure
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:22,
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they have unhacked it now
it took them a while
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:56,
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Excellent
I approve
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:13,
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haha "Nonny Nonny No"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:13,
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^ this
hahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:56,
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^ this squared
fab
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:28,
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Your a fruitcase!
Woo though
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:14,
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verily, I say unto you have a lazy woo!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:15,
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morning
www.b3ta.com/board/10026740 I was wondering if I may use your politics is shit image in a video thingy about the election (really about labour and tories being shit) also, as i was trawling through the board for images, i spotted you defending the defamation of Rangers in Manchester. While I know of a lot of scum in our support, I was in Manchester all day that day and didn't see any of the trouble, but a couple of mates told me of these strange english hooligans with Rangers tops on, talking about being there for a fight. Anyway, cheers, you're a nice lad, well done on calling out the ignorant *ruffles hair*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:33,
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haha no problem use it if you want :)
and I believe from my mates, that it was english hooligans that started it not Rangers supporters.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:41,
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cheers
I'll probably chuck that one in too. I need about 20ish more pictures taking the piss out of labour and the tories. anyone else?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:57,
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Nice idea!
I haven't got much but you can use any shit of mine. These are the only ones I can think of I've done:www.b3ta.com/board/8873392 www.b3ta.com/board/7347614 EDIT: Oh, and this:www.b3ta.com/board/9997747
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:10,
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thanks
I'll definitely use the first one but not sure about the second, might use a frame of it... need to keep the youtube dimensions in mind.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:12,
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Yeah, the second is a bit too narrative based, so Hulk on his own with a Scotland flag tattoo could lean a bit towards double-you tee eff territory.
Hope it goes well! I shall look forward to the fruits of your labour. 'Labour' is the wrong word. I don't want to be seen to be biased.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:17,
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you can use any of mine if you like
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:13,
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haha excellent
thanks
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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here you go fella
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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cheers joe
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:48,
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thanks... I just shit myself!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:37,
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This is relevant to my interests...
I'm off to Oxford for Morris dancing type fun. So I will be getting my "Nonny" on pretty damn hard! Have a woo, while I go.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:24,
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Ay doth nought geht yew
buht, thyne qualatie is mosst ealeageante
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:33,
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Bond hated the mail arriving in the morning.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:05,
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This warrants a reply
so here is one (woo)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:46,
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Gordon your doing it wrong!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 7:59,
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bada bing!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:01,
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Hey Prod - how's the Compo for you this week?
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:02,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:07,
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Haha @ that coke jetpack
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:11,
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Just asking *whistles* ;)
Nice entries btw
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:11,
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well...anythings better than shitty graphs and politics
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:14,
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True
Although a compo about Political Graphs now that would be awesome ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:15,
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Now shop his wife in labour
morning miss ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:10,
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Morning Mediocre
How's Holland today?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:12,
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In a state of chaos and litter, to be honest
Yesterday was Queen's Night, and today Queen's Day. And all the cleaners are on strike. I think I only dare walking my street with wellies on.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:19,
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Well I'm going to need a photo of you with wellies on
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:24,
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Of course you do
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:25,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:29,
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Hahahaha
Have *click* you early bird you! :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:51,
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GOD DAMN WALDORF SALAD
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 7:30,
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hahaha
this is packed with hummi
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 7:57,
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hahahahaha...
too good for this ungodly hour
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:00,
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"We have al the time in the world"
= LOL
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:01,
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ALBIONISM ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 5:58,
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That's some serious faggage, yo
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:29,
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Giant fags!!!!!
*wants*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:01,
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Obi-Wan Bonobo
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nraphael ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:42,
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bonobonobonobonobonobonobiwan.
OOK OOK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:53,
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If you keep posting this monkey inspirational shit they're going to do something.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:08,
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said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:40,
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Ooh baby
I serious knew someone who looked and dressed a bit like that.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:45,
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don't do crack yo
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:47,
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you said you weren't even watching my webcam >:(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:47,
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he can feed a nation
I am hungry again now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:46,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:48,
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bling jong il
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:24,
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pffft!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 7:08,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:50,
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why is it
that everytime you post something I want to load it into photosoup and do strange things to it :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:54,
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what do you mean?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:00,
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I agree
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:37,
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She's Chike's assistant.
He gets her to hold the signs.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:46,
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I'm not so sure, in that getup she may pose considerable danger to traffic
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:54,
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That's a good thing :)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:46,
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is that a duck or bunny?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:59,
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high velocity squid
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:01,
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you killed the board, but now it's back so i forgive you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:31,
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i got hit in the face by a flying squid once
FACT
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:24,
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhhah BEWARE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:38,
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HIDE DRUG
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 5:00,
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YOU CAN'T HIDE DRUG HERE.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 5:25,
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this is near my house, and i'm really not very good with graphics programs
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scruss ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:41,
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looks like a cracking
bit of photo manipulation to me
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:43,
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Where?
I'm still trying to find it...
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:46,
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near the bottom right
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:49,
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you like this one?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:39,
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Being within about 200 miles of San Francisco
you would think they might have figured it out... (I posted this some other time you posted that image - deja vu?)
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tubaman ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 5:15,
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It's not gay if you mention sports afterwards
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 5:22,
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what about during?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 5:27,
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It depends on whether or not balls are touching
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:56,
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Haha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:50,
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yes
it took me [--------this long---------] to get it I am thick
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:53,
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ok ok ok
Peter, I can see the hot dog stand from here
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 4:02,
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