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[challenge entry] nee naw nee naw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Monday Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# What a naughty man!
Woo!
More evidence of his naughtiness : www.b3ta.com/board/10040103
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lovely.
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# YES
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Yay!
That poster's got a lot of use on b3ta...
I've yet to see "Up". Will get around to it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# It's a great movie. Jolly good fun.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# woo - unexpected FP
my first in years!!!!!

and woo pic, sorry - got all exited
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# you got thrown out?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# aye.
damn that door!

*fakes schist*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# just seen the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# You can't fake schist
Go to Ben Arthur, half an hour from Glasgow
It's covered in the stuff. SHINY.

And congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I read that as "Bea Arthur"
/Golden Girls blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hehehehe...
It's astinishing how adaptable his pudgy face is

Also, still haven't seen this. I will no doubt be shunned by everyone now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I haven't either
let's all have an Up watching party

who's up for a trip to my house? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# it's a cartoon
it's for kids innit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# yes son,
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I expect it contains anvils
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# and acme pop up tunnels
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that's brilliant@!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Join me in the "shunned" corner
We can play Scrabble or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I dunno
I've not seen it either -- but worse, I've got absolutely no interest in seeing it. I think you guys are all fine, it's me they'll shun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# it's a kids film isnt it?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ah but i just spent the last couple of nights watching harry potter films
so i'm not too proud to stoop to watching kids films
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I watched The Crazies last night
which was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# more pointless remakes I won't bother with
Though I did watch Last House on the Left on saturday (cos it was on Sky).

That was alright while being utterly pointless, and somehow MORE reprehensible than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I saw that with the missus a while back
the rape scenes were a bit overly long and disturbing and we turned it off ultimately - not really my cup of tea at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# ah we saw that
I haven't seen such an empty film for along time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# haha...I never knew Ross was in it
definitely gonna watch it....most jolly(top FP too):D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Ooh thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Nice one Ninj
Fits it so well!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Sack Kay Burley and set her back to the Umpa Lumpa home.


Click for bigger (43 kb)
(sinister, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# hehe
he does seem to have a thing for cantankerous ginger bitches
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# *Googles "Kay Burley"*
Ah ha. So Sky News reporter thinks she's Jeremy Paxman but lacks the charm, style or intelligence to get away with it and just ends up being rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I derstand this.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I've got no idea what's going on ehre
but then I only read The Sun and The Times
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# "read"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# perhaps she's still suffering from when she smashed her face in on celebrityicedancechallengeonicewithhollysboobies
or maybe she's just a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I've been doing some research on facebook
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# what's facebook?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ^this^
I have to say, the election has inspired me to possibly look into the possibility of maybe considering using twitter.
Maybe.

If only I could get on it at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# i joined twitter to see if i could get a google wave invitation from someone.
WIsh i hadnt bothered.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# The only word I understood was 'google'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I've got some invites knocking around if you want one.
I have no friends that use it y'see ;)
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# It's like a very compicated version of your b3ta profile
but with lots of links to other people's b3ta profiles, and a game where you can pretend to be a farmer (but not by driving a land rover, shooting trespassers, voting conservative and slowly losing all your money).
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# don't forget bestiality, incest and suicide
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Don't forget
It's also a repository of useful information that potential employers can use to choose someone else for a job.

Also for your girlfriend to keep tabs on which of your previous girlfriends you are still boffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# It's what Templeton Peck reads on those long flights
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Well that's cleared that up.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Yay for antibiotics!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Kemp Gellar?
(Testicles just for you, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# no idea
but any pic with Jennifer Aniston in it is good for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ^ this
Ning Griff. I has been away. Have I missed anything exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# *thinks*
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No.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
# wait a minute
He missed that Monkeon post - you know - the one that didn't get front paged...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# that's true
but Monkeon is now in talks with HappyToast to form a Front Page coalition.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# b3ta: The Politics
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# I hope they push for image challenge voting reform
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Speaking of which...
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post717443
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I voted, logged out, cleared my cookies, logged back in and voted twice*
* no, I know that doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ^ aye
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Monkeon - "but of course I've always been in favour of cartoon characters with small magenta willies. why on earth would anyone ever have thought otherwise?"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# :D
Did I leave the iron on?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Jim never leaves the iron on at home
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# haha
See what you can make of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# This? Why I can make a Hat, or a Brooch, or a Pterodactyl!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I declare today to be Airplane/Leslie Nielsen/Zucker/Abrahams day
which means nothing really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Griffy, you're a member of this board. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# No.
What kind of board is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Let's ask the Boys on the Board
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
edit: *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# "It's an entirely different kind of flying"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# It's an entirely different kind of flying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ...altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# It's an entirely different kind of flying

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Tell me Griffy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# nice beaver
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Everytime we Skype
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Rapunzel, Rapunzel, THE TOWER, THE TOWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Fans of Stephen Stucker
HAVE to see this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjqu4uJZA5U

slighty entirley NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ..
slightly?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# duly noted
I must have been very drunk when I first saw the trailer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, would, would, would
(in whichever order you prefer)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Allow me to pea Ross and Kelly here


Click for bigger (282 kb)


Definitely would.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Hmm Lesbian Book Club.
So that's anything by Sarah Waters?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston
Great Nipples!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# agreed.
but unfortuately she looks like she's chewing a couple of gobstoppers
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# By coincidence, I was just thinking about how formulaic American sitcoms are
Cast : Slightly neurotic Jewish people (including stereotypical Jewish mother), at least one "quirky"/eccentric friend, one promiscuous friend, one friend who may or may not be gay.
Everybody lies to each other in a crude attempt at sparing their feelings and the whole thing degenerates into a rubbish farce.

That'll be a million Zimbabwean dollars please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I've only got 10p on me
Do you give change?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# 7..8..9 pence. There ya go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Cheers
Pleasure to do business with you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# fuckinell
did Kemp, Pob and Dumbo get in a teleportation pod together?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# That baby mouth makes him look like Phil Mitchell..... :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# and if you suck the juice out of his head you will get Billy Mitchell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# He's a baby!
He's a baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# This
Is disturbing. And not in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# bloody hell, it's Pob!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# it's the spit bubbles that make this extra icky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:27, archived)
# exactly
How are you this morning Griffy?

Thought about you this morning when I saw something poignant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
what was that then?
I'm in a mixture of moods today. I have been quite ill since Friday after giving blood. I have terrible hayfever today. I have a work meeting later about possible future redundancy and was made a job offer on Friday by someone else, which I'm keeping schtum about for the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# interview went well then did it?
A few years ago I turned out of a country junction to find my further progress halted by a small traffic jam at the front of which were a mangled van and a motorbike in the trees at the side of the road.

Went past the spot this morning and there were two fresh Bouquets tied to the tree. Must be that time of year again..

Well good luck with the job situation...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# ah
yes - I haven't manage to drive past the same spot of the accident without thinking about it yet.

Ironically, if I take the new job, I'll still likely be working where I am now but as an external consultant instead.
/Funny Old World
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# It is, isn't it.
Mrs Freebs got redeployed (her own choice) where she is - ended up moving next door
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I've been at the same desk for 6 years
under 2 different regimes.
In fact my desk has moved 3 inches in that time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
Love it Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Thanks old bean!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# you know when just you see the top half of an image and know immediately who posted it?
Fantastic work as usual Moley.


Your mind is a strange place
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Cheers Freebs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# YURKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha...................news just in:Taliban surrenders to Ross
they shat themselves:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Just gimme some...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:24, archived)
# haha
Lacist :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Fanctastic work, Sir!
In other news, having been persuaded by righteous, worthy types not to be so cynical, I made my vote on Thursday in good faith, thinking positively and hoping for change.

Imagine my surprise, then, to find out that Nick Clegg, like all other politicians, and like I've said for years, is merely in politics to line his own pockets in the name of whatever he thinks the idiot electorate like me will lap up, and is now sucking at Cameron's teat ready for whatever riches he's promised in exchange for his opposition to anything the conservatives say at all.

72 hours my disillusionment took me. I feel such a fool.

/B3ta is my blog whine
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Rosstaman says...
tank-ya maaan! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:33, archived)
# Rotiserie man next, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:36, archived)
# Opinions on the internet!
At the end of the day, Clegg is fucked whatever he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I know. How could I have been so stupid?
Hoping for change! Really - I mean - what sort of donkey would believe that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant Q!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Fwapman! Slightly NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/fwapman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
Holy blowjob batman!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Thank you :)
 
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Very good.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I don't know how many times
but mine's not even fallen off the board yet
www.b3ta.com/board/10040667

lol woo yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# it's like when you go to a party, and some one else is wearing the same dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:35, archived)
# hungry, hungry hippos.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:39, archived)
# fictional, fictional pandas.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_pandas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:44, archived)
# There's something I'd watch
Gotta be better than Q, The Winged Serpent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:54, archived)
# ^ This

NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 7:11, archived)
# And what's wrong with Q The Winged Serpent?
Marvellous film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:45, archived)
# Norrrrrmannnn....
(nraphael, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:36, archived)
# I cut my eye on Freddy's seam!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:45, archived)
# Norrrrrmannnn....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 5:29, archived)
# DINSDALE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:23, archived)
# Dinsdale! DINSDALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:30, archived)
# buggery.
I always thought it was "Grimsdale!"
I've been misquoting all these years.
(Raol Duke, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] i made this and i think it should win the compo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
NO REMORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:11, archived)
# christ
thats a hectic piece of music
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha,
is that the giving people epilepsy compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:28, archived)
# actually no, but that is an EXCELLENT SUGGESTION AND IW OULD VOTE FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:22, archived)
# The more I stare at this, the more I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:56, archived)
# P1 UP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:41, archived)
[challenge entry] derrrrr
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Haha
derrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:58, archived)
# MMMMNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGMGGMGMGMGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:09, archived)
# derrrrrrrrrr
 
you'd think there'd be better sources of Dr Evil with Mini-Me in google images, but this shitty comped one is the most common.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:11, archived)
# OOOOO, i say
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:08, archived)
# mini hardest man in britain TM
compo it, man
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Suitable for framing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry] He's got all the DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# ahhahhhhahh yes
 
NOW THE WAR'S OVER, MUSSOLINI'S DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# THERE'S A POPE IN THE THAMES, YOU SAY?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:44, archived)
# he wants to go to heaven with a crown upon his head.
 
sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiWAROVR.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:48, archived)
# fuck it, why not.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8jqpjTHOwc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Oh no you've got me started!
Put on your Doc Marten boots and dance!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=frwK_ID8GEY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:51, archived)
# damn work filters
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:59, archived)
# don't drink a bottle of sulphuric acid, relax! make stupid noises
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:45, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Facemath

kemp + fawkes = blair
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# When this challenge was announced i went to wikipedia to find out who ross kemp is
I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# we are all Ross Kemp in our own way
*doesn't know either*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:09, archived)
# We've all got a little bit of Ross in us,
either that or my piles have flared up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# B3ta (pronounced /&#712;bi&#720;t&#601;/) is a high-profile[1] British website
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# If I tried to pronounce that, my esophagus would fly out of my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:13, archived)
# It's a greek word
used in medicine to describe the sound made when someone's esophagus flies out of their mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# ok, here goes:
*takes deep breath*

Slashampersandhashseventwelvesemicolonbiampersandhashseventwentysimicolonteeampersandhashsixohonesimicolonslashclosebracket

...

*picks up esophagus from floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I don't either really
but I don't mind this kind of challenge so much. The Bob Ross one was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:13, archived)
# *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:14, archived)
# If you don't love bob we can't be friends.
There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# FUCK YEAH FOR HAPPY LITTLE TREES
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:18, archived)
# I'm more about the hair
but we can all get along in our love for bob.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# LOL


; )
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# wow!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:01, archived)
# then I shall stalk you
I DO love Bob Ross by the way. I actually watched him on PBS when I would be home from school with a cold or flu.

I still don't know what he saw in Diana
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# They can go either way really
this time round i'm not too fussed, I just don't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Put simply
he's Chuck Norris but British and crap. And Bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# So he's a racist homophobe who tells people to take up arms against the government?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Well then, he's no Ted Nugent, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# No idea. Could be
However fact that he's "crap" means he doesn't display evidence of such charming attributes in public.

ALSO: if Chuck Norris wants to fight the government, then I feel sorry for the government (etc...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I too have turned to Wikipedia for enlightenment on Ross Kemp.
Now I know who he is; I just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:34, archived)
# this pretty much sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# The solution being,
send Kemp and Blair to the tower. Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
#
endtab to the towerin the fucking face
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# A much better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:36, archived)
# And Brown can shoot himself in the foot
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# how do I look in my hat
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:19, archived)
# bl;ah lalal lal lalall ala
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Riggs is upset to discover his dog is Jewish

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
# oy gevalt!
oh, and a big freaking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Shiting on the kitchen floor is one thing,
but killing Christ! Bad boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:24, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK RIGGS!!!
woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Haha nicely done
I just found this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:40, archived)
# wat?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I dread to think what you were searching for
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:49, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Shit
I don't even remember, but it wasn't that, whatever that was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:06, archived)
# *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# History!
I checked out my history and it all came back to me.
I was typing something and mistyped jumping as jujping. I thought that was a really funny word so I looked it up on youtube.
At the end of the related links of the first page is a thumbnail that just says lol next to it. That's the video I just posted the link to.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
# *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:09, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# God I hate you guys so much
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:35, archived)
# big kiss, punkin'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:41, archived)
# oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:42, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Last time she'll do blackup for a Black and White Minstrels Variety show
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:55, archived)
# mofaha you should probably be on some sort of register for this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# rabbit, your lust for that stumbling stick girl renders your opinion somewhat suspect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# are you talking about the Goddess Bunny?
 
but yes my opinions are pretty fucking suspicious in the first fucking place
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Hahaha
there's something so incongruous about that title that I can never remember it. Yeah, that's what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:32, archived)
# SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:56, archived)
# ross noble
ummm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I miss the days when Mel Gibson was actually attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:30, archived)
[challenge entry] He has a dark side you know!

only took me 20 minutes..probably should've spent a bit longer on it..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# hehhehhhehheh
 
good edit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:36, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
# aaaaaaaanndd
i'm going to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
# noity noit
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
get well soon
(1.618..., Mon 10 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# NSF....
oh! moobs ...carry on then :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# This really fucks your head up
Try looking at it for 2 minutes and try not to blink
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# nice
editing videos like this can be a right pain
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Yay, now the one on the left doesn't have to feel left out!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:17, archived)
# I'm a priest and this image gives me a right hard-on
forgive me Father:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# fuck the mother fuckers!
 
unpleasantly woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha,
now in stereo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Stained Glass Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 4:58, archived)
# LOL religious child rape
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:07, archived)
# is the panel on the bottom
the pope explaining why the priests shouldn't be locked up to the parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Bast has really let herself go
nice nails, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:17, archived)
# again with the nails :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
# i appreciate well-manicured nails
mine are like fucking talons, i can only type with one finger, or they get stuck in the keyboard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# paper bag
moment
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# wow, something no bachelor pad should be without
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Kempwood legs
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(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# This is art!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:22, archived)

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